What would you do with your own pearl?

>>90743275
fuck it.

>>90743275
Have it help get my life together.

Crush it up and snort it

>>90743313
first post always best post

Force her to eat.

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>>90743275
Mindbreak

>>90743275
Make her prepare me good food... also, fuck it.

30 seconds trying to make a Pearl Necklace joke is too long, I fold.

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>>90743609

>>90743275
Have her tell SU faggots to stay in their general.

Consensual rape

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>>90743275
>What would you do with your own pearl?
that's a good question OP, how about we let /co/ choose some Pearls for themselves and tell us about it

Hard Mode: keep it non-sexual and/or non-violent in nature

>>90743957
Black pearl a cute

>>90743957
>those different shade noses
Anal waste.

>>90743957
Lilac and Plum

high-impact sexual violence

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>>90743275
Make her worship my feet.

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>>90745155
I'd do the opposite

Cuddle it, make it submissive and fuck it, and have it as a second in command to discuss my plots with.

>>90743275
finally have a friend i can talk to and hopefully we can go to the movies or discuss earth culture or something

>>90743957
Why is Bowie there?

>>90743609
the artist probably has great taste in music

full force

in ass, pussy and mouth

>>90745155
Her tongue made me think for a second that the big toe had been bent completely backwards.

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>>90745259
Is everything all right, anon?

>>90743275
take care of her and raise her as my own daughter
what am i talking about i'm not even old enough to drive

>>90745389
wallow in self pity and turn to cartoons and shitposting on an anime image forum for joy in my life
I think i'm doing pretty well.

>>90745192
It'd be mutual. Though I'd much prefer if she wasn't into having to lavish my own. I want my Pearl to be like a stress toy for me.

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>>90745506
There's worst things you could do with your life than live a comfortable, lucid delusion. So make the most out of it!

>>90745751
once i get a new computer i'll double my memes just for you anon

I'd ask her how it feels to be immortal

>>90743275
I'd use her like a blunt weapon. and hit people with her.

>>90743275
Make her have sex with Greg and let CG!Pearl watch it.

>>90743275
honestly? free maid dude, what else?

>>90743313
Came here to post this, was not disappointed.

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>>90745192
Same

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>>90743454
That would honestly be pretty hot (pic unrelated)

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>>90747719

>>90743394
Oh god, I don't even want to know what happens to you.

>>90743454
>>90748106
She has to eat all of the eggs.

Trick question, I have a lapis

>>90748541
I wouldn't want one of those.

>>90748634
more wet snuggles for me then

>>90743275
You and I both know what kind of posts you're expecting

>>90743609
her child wouldn't have survived anyway. She was so choked full of diseases it'd have been a stillborn.

>>90743957
Hmm.
Mocha looks good, but fuchsia is definitely top-tier.
I would look at her for hours.

>>90743957
claiming Matte Green

>>90745099
Top tier taste right here. Lilac a best.

I would tell her that she is her own master, and let her go free.

Though if she still wanted to hang out and be friends that'd be cool.

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>>90743275
I´d tell her to LOOK AT ME.

>>90743275
Manager for one of my $10^10^10^10 companies.

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>>90743957
Fuck hard mode. Pearls are for Sexual.

>>90743957
Every time the unedited version of this is posted, a tumblrite gets a job working on that thing you like.

Think about that next time, anon.

Don't really find Pearl attractive, so I'd have her do housework and teach her how to cook.

>>90750765
Not even as a cum sleeve?

>>90745192
So she just sits there on a chair or something while you do so? Seems kinda awkward.

>>90743275
Make her jerk and suck me off only to ejaculate in her gem. I'd make her keep it all in there forever.

>>90750832
She's more of a paper towel tube than a roll. I'd still love her, just not that way.

>>90743957
Mocha's my personal fave, and I'd probably just chill with her and do the lap pillow thing. Maybe I'd let her use my lap as a pillow while playing with her hair.

>>90750959
>Than a sleeve
Not roll

I could use a personal assistant, that is totally helpful, doesn't need pay, food, rent.

>>90748215
Uh...what the heck?

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>>90743275
Go to the beach with her and eat Cake by the Ocean

>>90751203
Why

>>90751170
Probably trying to get featured in an EPIC 4CHAN post or /sug/ simulator on YouTube.

>>90750619
wut

>>90743275
Ask her what SHE wants to do.

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Intense acrobatics. Did you see that crazy spin into the splits she did on the side of a fence?

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>>90753448
whatever you want to do, anon!

>rape

>>90753537
it's not rape if she's your property

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>>90753555
You got that right.

>>90743275
I'd suck her dick

>>90745192
Make her feet worship you?

>>90743957
Matte Olivine

>>90743609
please delete this.

I want to smother a Pearl's face with my feet.

>>90743609
This doujin sucked

>>90743275
Tell her to go get me a Quartz to fuck.

>>90743275
Everyone's covered me, I think. Personal maid/adviser/co-conspirator/fuckbuddy. Wouldn't be comfortable making her do things she didn't want to do already and would never mistreat her, though.

>>90755462
Pussy.

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>>90743957
I want Matte Green Pearl to lick my cum off the floor!!!

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>>90756597
Matte Green Pearl is definitely best Pearl

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bump

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>>90743609
lets not

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Make it give me sword fighting lessons but with less self-deprecation and sacrifice.

>>90745192
Source?

>>90743313
God bless you sir!>>90743313

>>90743275
Use her as a partner to make the logistics side of running a manufacturing start up and use her for sexual gratification on the side.

>>90743275
teach her Doto
stomp pubs and increase the MMR
try to get 3 more Pearls and travel to Seattle

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bump

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>>90760711

>>90761370
DELET NOW

>>90748324
FUCK! Just when I think it's repressed it comes back

>>90761986
Whats so bad about eggs

>>90749047
Plus didn't she relapse into her heroin habit while pregnant?

Didn't really need the sociopath high schoolers to help kill another babby.

>>90753946
It would be more like a passive love