Spider-Man #14 Storytime

>>90739048
Pichelli's Miles looks so wrong after the first five years of how the character looked.

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>>90739138
Well he is older now

>>90739213
Him being older doesn't mean his entire facial structure changes so dramatically. He doesn't even look like the same character.

>>90739138
Her Gwen looks great, though. She should just get moved over to pencil Spider-Gwen full time.

>>90739253
agreed

>>90739018
Best cover ive seen in years

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Kek is that supposed to be DC

>>90739292
trying to say DC smells like shit? Fuck you, Marvel.

>>90739292
Yeah the crossover earth in the multiverse.

>>90739322
You babies need to stop taking the jabs so personally

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Lol

>>90739355
I can't help it :( Rebirth is so good. In the 90s i was saying fuck DC

>>90739319
A marvel zombies earth with villians only. They dont use the heroes as zombies anymore.

Must be made from the sw zombieland parts.

>>90739292
she hit that ac unit pretty hard

>>90739360
Alts of prime earth and 65?

>>90739268
>Gwen doesn't know Noir Spidey, despite being in the same Web Warriors team as him

Bendis literally doesn't bother reading any other books, does he?

>>90739319
fucking zombieverse. I hate that place

>>90739360
That doesn't make sense. Gwen herself bitched in Web-Warriors that her world is the only one where she's actually still alive.

>>90739405
>Bendis literally doesn't bother reading any other books, does he?

And that took you 15 years to figure out?

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>>90739405
I didn't get that from it. Miles doesn't know him

>>90739360
Oh, calling it. It's those versions of Gwen and Miles that we see kiss.

>>90739415
Bendis doesn't know continuity. what's new?

>>90739360
> 20 years

>>90739415
Shut up

>>90739432
Yes he does. From Spider-Verse.

>>90739425
Well, I had my suspicions. But its irritating when its so painfully obvious.

Also, what the fuck editorial? They're fucking useless.

>>90739444
Its also -painfully- obvious that Bendis hasn't even read a single issue of the Spider-Gwen solo book. He just demanded a crossover to save Miles from dropping sales.

>>90739569
Why, are the differences between the crossover issues that glaring too?

>>90739268
>>Gwen not knowing Noir
GOD
DAMMIT
BENDIS

>>90739597
Well, Gwen's personality doesn't align with ANYTHING she's done in either book prior to this crossover. Might as well be a completely different character all together.

>>90739569
She sells worse than Miles. That makes no sense

>>90739410
that uppercut is kinda lacking on the posing

>>90739373
Yeah there was Behind the scenes rumors that Disney itself banned Marvel from depicting their heroes as zombies. The villains were ok to becuase they already are bad guys. Thats why in secret wars most villains were zombies.

>>90739621
Well she's isn't borderline despressed, so that's true.

>intercuck couple
Bendis and his fucking fetish.

>>90739643
>borderline despressed

That's being generous. She's on the verge of suicide 90% of the time.

>>90739405
>>90739569
But there is not an editor in chief that can intervene for avoid these problems?

>>90739672
Nah they let him do whatever.

>>90739672
Not in a Bendis book. Bendis does what Bendis wants. No one says otherwise. Not even Ike.

>>90739626
Miles keeps steady numbers because there arent enough racist in the world to keep him down

>>90739715
No wonder Marvel has gone to shit. Literally no quality control whatsoever

>>90739750
Editorial might as well not even exist. Aside from names on a page, they don't do a fucking thing.

>>90739018
Goofiest cover ever.

>>90739854
...please, give scans

>>90739771
Remember when Bendis thought Cambridge University was in London? And in the same issue, tried to claim that Google existed in 1996 and "google it" was a frequent phrase.

https://www.bleedingcool.com/2016/03/16/international-iron-man-doesnt-know-much-about-geography-or-history/

>>90739405
He doesn't respect other writers or their stories, that will be his downfall.

>>90739953
Bendis has been doing that for the better part of a decade, though. If he hasn't gotten canned yet, he won't. Not for that reason anyway.

>>90739195
mmmm spider-bondage

>>90739405
That doesn't imply that she doesn't know him. She's talking to miles.

>>90740122
clearly spider noir knows them

Is this comic good?

>>90740023
Nobody else will hire him because they know his habits, he can't strike out on his own because he'd have to start from scratch and everyone would give up after the insane decompression. Waid is the only one that really makes use of Miles, and I'm guessing he'll stop writing regularly in 5 years. Bendis will probably semi-retire in a decade, Slott just has to outlast him.

>>90740122
Yeah, it fucking does.

>>90740203
Not even remotely.

>>90740240
>because he'd have to start from scratch and everyone would give up after the insane decompression.

Remember his creator owned book, Brilliant? Is that even finished yet? How long has he been working on that?

>>90740335
i just want a spiderman thats actually good.

i just might try out a DC comic since it seems that everything Marvel is shit

>>90740203
I enjoy it

Thanks for the storytime.

>>90740203
It's not the worst thing Marvel's putting out right now, but I can't recommend it.

>>90740372
Conway's Renew Your Vows is enjoyable.

Otherwise just read back issues. You'll be better off than reading the current filth Marvel is churning out. Go back and read some 70s and 80s ADAM and Spectacular Spider-Man issues.

>>90739018
So, black guy steals Peter's name and legacy and now girlfriend?

>>90740528
>Being this casual

>>90740528
Gwen was never his gf

she was the superior girl tho

>>90740545
Everyone is casual to a degree, that's why Miles was known as the gay black Spider-Man for his first couple of years.

>>90740704
>Everyone is casual to a degree
Especially you, casual scum.

>>90740203
Its ok, its a different toon than Peter because it focuses more on Miles and his family/friends

>>90741079
>Its ok

Its really not. Nothing fucking happens in this book. Ever. Hell, half of this issue is wasted on Miles relaying the story in his dorm... because that's fun?

>>90739360
>interracial marriage lasting 20 years
lol

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>>90741165
I actually read the comic anon so I can say without a doubt that shit happens. I would find it odd that someone who hates this book so much reads every issue unless you dont and are just here to shitpost. I already explained how it varies from Pete and its sales more than support its "Ok" rating

>>90741336
You're actually wrong, I'm afraid. It's a bad comic book.

>>90741336
>trying this hard

I read it for the tie ins to other books. I like seeing what happens to Pete's former supporting cast (Black Cat, Hammerhead, etc) and for Spider-Gwen.

And nothing of any actual value happens in this book. Its mostly just talking heads (if its not Miles one-shotting Blackheart). They don't even discuss anything important most of the time.

>>90739048
I like the story but I hate the Spider Man portions of it. Just can't stand Bendis speak. The Spider-Gwen portions are fun

>>90741524
This. Latour isn't a great writer. But he's blowing Bendis away in this crossover.

It feels like I can only read the Spider Gwen half of the crossover and not miss anything important

>>90741782
That's because you can. And might as well.

>>90739124
>I don't disagree!
Okay, Bendis, I smiled, you got me.

>>90739292
It's called clean air and hope ya shitbag. I hate you miles

>>90739292
It's the smell of a bald fat man being butthurt.

>>90739322
Bendis is pretty petty, heck if Rich Rider hadn't come back I wouldn't put it past him to transport Miles and Gwen to the Cancerverse only to watch the Revengers beating the shit out of a crying Rich while Miles and Gwen quip and then port out to another universe.

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>>90741478
> lying this hard

maybe you should be the one to try harder

>>90742948
What have I lied about? That stuff depicted in the panel you posted isn't even relevant. Or even from this series. Its from Civil War II, also fucking terrible.

>>90739048
I guess this confirms that Ganke has had all of his Ultimate universe memories wiped if it wasn't already.

>>90741782
A lot more happened here than in the last issue of Spider-Gwen

>>90739292
What's the top one suppose to be?

>>90739018
I hate these parodies of classic covers. They need to make never classics ffs

>>90739253
Why would she get moved to a dying comic?

>>90740335
Noir said YOU! so at least 2 of them know each other

>>90739415
And you dont know who they are, that might not be Miles or Gwen despite the outfits. For all we knew she knew the spider woman and designed the outfit but died later

Spider-Bump

>>90743724
You're joking. The only thing that happened in this issue was the final panel. Miles hopped through random worlds which ended up being pointless because he arrived right back where he started and found his dad.
Look at that, I described the entire issue in one sentence.

>>90739517
Hush, Brian.

>>90741245
>marriage lasting 20 years
ftfy

>>90740518
>Ryv is enjoyable
Only if you were looking to see Pete fail comprehensively as a father, ugly costumes and lazy writing

>>90739632
Strangely enough I'm not that surprised. In retrospect I'm surprised that Marvel had allowed Millar to get away with that back then considering Avi Arad was still shopping Marvel stuff around film studios.

>>90739750
didnt someone say that the number of editors went from like 100 to 5?

>>90745725
>Marvel marriage lasting
Double fixed for you.

Ugh, this forced ship is so gross.

>>90739292
>what's that smell?
Smog and neck beaded elitism.

>>90747348

Pelmutter took over and reduced the number of editors from around 30 to... I forgot, but it was low.

>>90739360
BENDISSSS!!!!!!!!

>>90744239

2099?

>>90741165
The crossover isn't bad, espically in Spidergwen but the force shipping with Bendis being Bendis . . .

>>90739171
>top panel
Best panel of the issue.

Why do I keep doing this to myself? I fucking hate this book.

>>90739405
In Jessica Jones he writes about the
Incursions as if it was some huge secret that only a few people knew about. Honestly, I think they should just give him his own containment universe to fuck around in like what's being done with Spider-Gwen. In fact, that's what's should be done after Eternity War.

>>90748027
Cause you're here for your community. Let's break it bad together.

>>90739914
It's people who carry firearms in the UK that kill it for me. Long story short a pediphile shot up a primary school and we got ban happy.

>>90740240
lol if you think a critically acclaimed writer with a lot of well-regarded work won't be able to pick up work wherever the hell he wants just because he shits all over continuity. I mean, there was a ton of backlash over CW2, but people still bought it. Is he Marvel-exclusive? I guarantee you if he quit working for them, fucking Superman would be spouting Bendis-speak within a year.

>>90739415
I think that might have been hyperbole just based on seeing so many dead Gwens, but I don't want to cover for any Bendis-fuck-ups.

>>90748547
Well that's basically what they did with Ultimate, right? But then that universe got too complicated and too many shitty writers wrote other books so they scrapped the whole thing.

Maybe they'll rebuild Ultimate and Miles (and Bendis) can go fuck off there and write whatever retarded shit they want. (lol that'll never happen)

>>90739292
That means the Marvel Multiverse is just one of the 52 universes of the DC Multiverse

>>90739292
Better get yourself a brain and stop stealing other people's ideas Bendis

>>90750168
Or Marvel's Multiverse has a not-DC wold same as DC's Multiverse has a not-Marvel world.

>>90750168
Or the Marvel Multiverse has it's own DC Universe

>>90747736
It was over 100 editors.

>>90739138
a bit chimpish?

>>90747348
>>90747736
>>90751547

According to Marvel: The Untold Story, "In a matter of weeks, most of the staff was gone; the number of editors was reduced from thirty to six".

>>90750168
DC doesn't just have 52 universes. They have 52 primary universes, and then an untold number of universes outside of that. Presumably infinite. It's all mapped out in Multiversity.

>>90750168
52 sets are part of a snowflake that is a tower which is a shadow of a city

>>90741782
Well to be fair the first Miles' side issue and the Spider-man issue before that sets up why Miles went to that universe in the first place and Jefferson's role. Yeah it's a team up but Miles's problem is the one driving things.