/swco/ - Star Wars Comics & Cartoons

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Who is she, /swco/?

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Best girl coming through

>>90738802
Some hippie dippy jedi-weeb.

>>90738701
I know the young adult canon books are worth checking out. Thought Lost Stars was a nice perspective, and Ahsoka was solid.
How important are the kids books?

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>>90738802

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>>90738834

Does Rogue One has a good rip yet?

>>90739166
No.

>>90739166
no we have to wait a week for the digital version to come out and then another 2 weeks for the bluray

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JJ A HACK!

A HACK!

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>>90739114
>not liking the yellow buttcheeks with the big hat

>>90739019
The newest one very likely just introduced Rey's future padawan so they're pretty important.

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if Ahsoka had Lux's baby would it be human or Togruta?

I don't know how this work?

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>>90739239
Post hacks

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>>90739027
whoops forgot the text color

would it be funnier to replace the account name and picture with another character or just leave it as is

>>90739422
Togruta witch patches of human skin-color.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIIqSLy6iSw

Who wants to watch Star Wars in Spanish with me

....
...
...the superior dub?

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post webms

>>90739422
A Togruta with vitiligo. You know, like those human/Twilek kids from Clone Wars.

>>90739448
Replace it with Motti.

>>90739535
I thought the running gag with these threads was that Motti hates Krennic, I could do that though

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>>90739482

>>90739482
You can feel how proud Vader is of his boy

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KENOBAIGIGHHGHGHH

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How badly did they want to fuck?

>>90740911
The one in the middle seems to think just that
I dont remember the guy though, is this an actual frame?

>>90740911
>want to
>implying they didn't

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>>90741148
Delete this. Obi was pure.

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Asking the serious questions. What are /swco/'s thoughts?

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>>90741736
Ask our canon overlord.

>>90741736
Interesting question.

I'd say no personally.

>>90741805
He did in the screencap

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>>90741833
Wasn't Ezra able to partly open the Sith holocron? Or did it only work when Maul was there?

Either way, I don't see why it wouldn't work with someone who has training on both sides.

>>90741736
Probably nah

>>90742031
Ezra was only able to because he had opened up to using the dark side at this point. Maul was making a big deal out of it and saying that Ezra is coming along good as his new apprentice.

Meanwhile Maul couldn't do the opposite, and open a Jedi Holocron, so I am guessing that Jedi ones are more strict and only opened by the pure of heart.

>>90741736
If I train as a Jedi and make a blue lightsaber, but then switch to the sith and try to build a new lightsaber would it still be blue?

>>90738802

A 6/10 career killer.

>>90742142
But Maul had also never been trained as a Jedi. I feel like if Ezra, who has had limited training as a Jedi and barely any as a Sith, could fiddle with both, someone who had become proficient on both sides (like, say, Dooku) should be able to make it work.

>Be star wars casual
>hear that a bunch of shit from RO is from rebels
>Decide to give rebels a chance
>Some teenage girl destroys a star destroyer by pluging an R2 unit and it somehows send all the electricity to the star destroyer(?) Killing the imperials

Holy CHRIST is this retarded, and the animation doesn't help, can't really wrap my head around this happening in the same universe as the films, the tone is completely different not to mention that the dialogue is discovery kids tier

>>90742248
Kill yourself, you are too stupid to even breath.

>>90739448
>would it be funnier to replace the account name and picture with another character

Krennic in disguise. With a bad mustache.

>>90742248
>Star destroyer
Sounds like you're the retarded one here

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>>90742248
>teenage girl
>star destroyer (?)
>r2 unit
How does it feel to be too dumb and casual for a children's show?

>>90742248
This is bait

>>90742232
Hmm, quite possibly.

>>90742248
Rebels is literally being made in the same tone and lighthearted adventure as A New Hope was.

I don't really get what you are struggling to accept here. Are you just now finding out that Star Wars is supposed to be fun for kids? Have you forgotten how goofy, silly and lighthearted A New Hope was?

Also;

>Star Destroyer
No, try pay more attention, that wasn't even remotely close to a Star Destroyer.

Anyways, if you want to get off your horse, keep watching. You'll probably start to enjoy it. If you want the 2edgy4u murder and violence, that does come later in the series.

>>90742248
Look, you're a casual and you admit that. That's fine. And you don't have to like what you don't like.

But don't say shit is retarded when you clearly don't know what you're talking about.

>>90742324
dude don't give a baiting shitpost that much attention, the guys either an outright shill or a legitimate retard, neither is worth wasting your time on

Shouldn't we have gotten a teaser for 8 by now

>>90742386
Star Wars Celebration is like a month or so away, they're probably waiting until then, when the publics eyes will be all on them.

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Does BT-1 really look like this?

So I was thinking...even though Filoni has no problem killing characters, killing in back to back episodes seems like a bit of overkill (lol). So I'm guessing either Maul is going to die, or Kallus is going to die, but probably not both. Of course if they could still kill Maul and then kill Kallus in the next season, but still.

Who do you want to live, /swco/?

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>>90742460
There's also 000

>>90742324
I don't know rick, a new hope was fun but you had a planet destroyer going around, Leia was tortured (by her dad no less ) and both kenobi and alderaan got anhilited

But I can deal with light heartedness, what I don't understand is how can you destroy another spaceship from yours just by sending an electrical current, I mean if it's so fucking easy why don't they do it all the time?

>>90742472
Maul, Kallus sucks.

>>90742460
How does all the guns fit in that tiny body?

>>90742507
It's the infiltrating that's the hard part, and it doesn't work for every ship. For instance, there's no way it would work on a Star Destroyer.

>>90742522
the force

>>90742507
Because it was a listening ship.

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>>90742508

Words hurt anon.

>>90742522
Murderdroids defy the restrictions of normal droids.

>>90742507
If you keep watching the series, you'll know that things like torture and death are actually in the show.

And big feats like blowing up ships are few and far between and are not treated like small victories.

Also, if you haven't already, I'd highly suggest you watch TCW first. That actually had even more input into Rogue One, and many consider it better than Rebels. Certainly more "mature"

>>90739591
>Motti hates Krennic
Wait, what?

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>>90742631

It's a /swco/ running gag. Since Motti is so based and tells it like it is, there's no way he wouldn't talk shit about Krennic every chance he got.

>>90742693
Nice.

>>90742746

Another one is that Motti and Tarkin rig the doors so Krennic's cape gets stuck.

>>90738701
>Now figured talk
>Sheev creates the empire by talking
Pottery

>>90742764
I really need to come back to frequenting this thread more often.

>>90742693
Wow that first post in your pic SURE looks like that /tv/ mene that gets passed around

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>>90742932

I have no idea what you're talking about. This is from /swco/, I was in that thread. It was great.

Also got this one.

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>>90742472
>he thinks Filoni won't kill in back to back episodes

You fool. Filoni has been trained in the art of murder by George Lucas.

>>90743138
Darth Filoni is my favorite sith

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>>90742764
>>90742746
>>90742631
>>90742693
so should I edit that trump tweet about lyra erso being shit to Motti or change it to Sheev or something

>>90743232
What about his apprentice, Darth Ridge?

>>90743233
I'd say make it Krennic, then just MS Paint a mustache on him. Username: @NotOrsonKrennic

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Plagueis - Lucas
Sheev - Filoni
Vader - Ridge
Grinky - H. Gilroy
5B - Pablo
SS - Andy
8B - Kilian Plunkett

>>90743282

This.

>>90742481
I just realized something. Canonically droid names are totally made by people finding cool little pieces of their designation. So 000 was likely named by Aphra going:
>Aphra: What's your name?
>000: 9532-R9-Q4-B3Z9-9903-9L66-642P-
>Aphra: Actually I take that back. Do you have 3 0s one after another somewhere in there?
>000: Yes.
>Ahora: You're 000 then.

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>>90743365
ok but first give me the KEEN MIND meme image of krennic so I can crop it

>>90743392
What?

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>>90742508
>Maul, Kallus sucks.

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>>90743392
>Ahora
Ay yai yai

>>90743233
Do it the right way anon
https://www.labnol.org/internet/design/edit-web-pages-like-wiki/3832/

>>90742472
Are you forgetting the time Filoni killed 4 characters in a single episode?

And I am sure there were TCW arcs with characters dying back-to-back in episodes.

Like the final Maul arc, where Visla was executed, and then followed up with the Satine/Savage deaths.

>>90743422
Pablo said that droid names are actually long streams of letters and numbers. I just realized for droids with 'cool' names like 000 or C1-10P the owner probably found that string of numbers/letters somewhere inside the droid's name and decided to name it that instead of naming it the first few characters of its designation. Basically that droid's real names are so huge that any droid's with witty or cool names were probably because somewhere in their huge name their owner found something that sounded cool. Sort of similar to naming a dog with spots Spots.

>>90743630
>Captain Panaka checks R2-D2s official designation in TPM
>just says R2-D2
?

>>90742585
Force shrink

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>>90743755
>Makes a compelling counterpoint that probably needs Pablo clarification
>Pablo is on vacation
You've done fucked us all, now we're never getting an answer.

>>90743755
That's because his name is actually R2-D2-B5-997-6G-K730-Y43-H7-etc. For most droid's people just use the first few characters of their designation because using their whole designation is impractical.

>>90743813
Pablo already confirmed all this stuff when he referenced an article about droid's that he said was accurate. This was when that black droid was revealed for Rogue One.

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>>90743814
You've done saved us all from headache and misery

>>90743813
that will teach me to ever think about star wars again

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>>90743364
>SS - Andy

>THICC Latina in a military uniform
I want it nao.

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>>90743888
post better andi doppelgangers

>>90743867
>This was when that black droid was revealed for Rogue One.
Was it even in the movie?

>>90743993
to be truthful I didn't notice him at all, he was hyped up to be an evil counterpart to R2D2 but then never appeared

>>90743993
No.

>>90743888
WAIT, is that supposed to be her?

https://youtu.be/vC-PNZpefog
New Star Wars Show

>>90741032
Yes, it's from the Season 2 episode "Voyage of Temptation".

>>90743888
You post your goddamn sauce faggot.

>>90742407
Speaking of which, is anyone here going? I'll be there for the Thursday only. Family vacation stuff the rest of the weekend.

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>>90744383
>they weren't here when we found Andi's old MFC page

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>>90739428
okay

>>90744595
u didnt though. It looks absolutely nothing like her

>>90744959
because only evil misogynist right wing drumpf supporters would ever criticize his awful sjw shill writing

>>90745049
Obi-Two Kenobi confirmed

Was it ever discovered what the Star Wars Rivals trademark was for?

>>90745049
When did he say that?

>>90745049
Maul fighting an illusion and his legs being scrapped by Jawas confirmed

>>90740911
>>90741148
>>90741211
>Implying they didn't
>Implying they didn't have a daughter
>Implying their daughter didn't bang Luke
>Implying Rey isn't Luke's daughter and Obi-Wan's granddaughter.

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>>90745227
is only joke

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Rank the canon comics.

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>>90745227
>>90745350

>>90745266
Saturday

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Post dumb misconceptions you had about Star Wars as a kid.

>I thought Tattooine's second sun in this scene was the Death Star.
>I thought when Dream!Vader's helmet exploded in Episode V, that was Anakin's face and not Luke's. Don't ask how I thought they got Jake Lloyd's face back in 1980.

>>90745377
What I've read so far:
1. Son of Dathomir
2. Darth Vader
3. Doctor Aphra
4. Kanan the last padawan
5. Star Wars

Bottom of the barrel shit tier:
Princess Leia

>>90745523
I thought it was Anakon, not Anakin.

>>90742324
>Rebels is literally being made in the same tone and lighthearted adventure as A New Hope was.
>Alderaan destroyed to the tune of billions dead
>Captain Antilles throat-crushed by a cyborg
>Owen and Beru's tragic bbq 'accident'
>put the cute little Jawas on the pyre!
>probing princesses with needles and drugs
>casual racism everywhere
>Han Solo murdering Greedo

I don't think ANH is the best example to use for lighthearted adventure tone.

>>90745523
>Leia was the princess of the galaxy and we'd see the king in the next episode
>Cloud city was floating in a cloud in the middle of space
>DS 2 was made from leftover DS pieces
>Luke was the real chosen one
>Clone troopers were exactly the same as stormtroopers down to the armor
Man, and I was 16 when I first saw SW.

>>90745523
I thought the stormtroopers were droids all the way up until they started talking about girls. I had convinced myself no one but droids would charge a hallway full of guys with guns and not give a shit, and that when Han and Luke were disguised on the Death Star they had scooped out all the droid parts from the armor and were basically wearing droid skin.

Man, I was a dumbfuck.

>>90745523
that somehow when Oola fell she turned into the thing that Jabba ate

>>90745523
The Death Star blew up the Earth.

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>>90745377
1. Lando
2. Kanan
3. Han Solo
4. Son of Dathomir
5. C-3PO
6. Darth Vader
7. Obi-Wan & Anakin
8. Shattered Empire
9. Chewbacca
10. Princess Leia

haven't read the others yet

>>90745523
I played Lego Star Wars without ever having seen Star Wars at a time when I could understand it-

At the Episode 3 level where you fight Count Dooku, I swore that Dooku was Anakin and Anakin was Luke. I was not a smart kid

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Meanwhile on Ebay.

And the top comment.
>good looking in the box but not overly confident that its not a replica jury's out on this one

>>90745377

darth vader at the top. Han Solo, Poe Dameron ,and Leia at the bottom

>>90745523
I thought that Ben was secretly Luke's father the first time I saw EP4

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>>90745523
This isn't really a misconception, but when The Phantom Menace first came out I was 100% convinced that Boss Nass looked exactly like King Zora from Ocarina of Time and that Lucasfilm must have gotten the idea of that character from Zelda.

Looking back, I have no idea why I thought that because they don't look anything alike.

>>90745678
Yeah, and Rebels has Stormtroopers getting shot and blown up left and right, civilians being bombed out of their homes, the near-extinction of an entire species as a cover-up, Star Destroyers being destroyed from internal sabotage, and multiple executions.

>>90742693
This started on /tv/ friendo


Posted from my Windows Phone

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>>90745523
Love these.

I always thought after Luke disarmed Vader, he put on Vader's hand over his own... it made no sense to me either.

>>90746098
This sounds like a genuine theory people might've had pre ESB

>>90745523
i didnt even realize it was two seprate things in the sky for the suns when i was young. I thought it was just some weird effect they did for like a reflection or something

>>90743364
Quick! Somebody shop Andy's face on SS.

Are there any Star Wars names you pronounced differently than the actual pronunciation?

I thought Tagge was pronounced "tadgy" and Lyra was "lie-ra".

>>90745049
Geez he looks so old, it hurts to see him like that
I mean i know he is supposed to look that way but still

>>90745377
1. Lando
2. Vader
3. Han Solo
4. Star Wars
5. Poe Dameron
6. Aphra
7. Shattered Empire
8. Leia
9. Chewbacca
10. Obi Wan and Anakin

Don't remember what I thought of Son of Dathomir and haven't read Kanan yet. Also, the 3P0 one-shot was really good

>>90746562
First one that comes to mind is 'Tantive'

Never occurred to me that the '-ve' was its own syllable.

>>90746562
I still say Gah-len instead of Gay-len

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starting to read vader comics
its ok that she make me feel funny?

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>>90745317
No it's a son and it's Hux for ultimate pottery, because he and Ren work together.

>>90745523
I always thought the face inside Vader's helmet was some lady who had been going around dressed as Darth Vader trying to kill Luke. I think I had heard of Mara Jade and was assuming she was in ESB for some reason. I also thought that the new song from Jabba's palace was actually in Episode 2.

>>90746624
I always say 'Tantative'.

>>90745523
I thought Palpatine wasn't a human.

>>90746918
I thought this too until I googled it.

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>>90746228
BWEEP BWEEP ALL OF NABOO'S WATER PASSES THROUGH MY ASS AND BALLS

storytime poe

>>90745523
I didn't know what the Clone Wars was about other than fighting robots and an old man with a lightsaber

>>90745523
Before watching any of the star wars I somehow knew the prequels were about clones, but I thought the clones were the b1 droids

>>90747105
No u

>>90746846
I thought it was tantive iv

>>90745523
>kid
it wasn't until only recently that I found out Anakin's mom's name was Shmi Skywalker and not Shimi Skywalker

I got Mandela effect'd hard

>>90747326
It's pronounced TAN-TIH-VEE

>>90745523
I had this old guide book that went into the history of the empire. It implied that the clone wars were between mandalorians and jedi. So i expected an army of bobas when they announced the prequels.

>>90747377
What about the IV at the end?
And what about Tantive III from ROTS?

>>90747377
I will never pronounce it like that
It will always be Tan-teeve to me

>>90747377
That was hands down the most surprising part of Rogue One to me.

>>90745523
You guys ready for this?

I thought the prequels came after the OT and the republic was the empire reformed.

To be fair, phase 1 clonetrooper armor looks more modern than stormtrooper armor

>>90747391
Well, you weren't ENTIRELY wrong.

>>90747400
That ship was the Sundered Heart.

>>90747417
When is it said in RO? i don't even remember that.

>>90747445
Maybe it was just on SW show or Rebels Recon after RO. Either way, it shocked me.

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>>90747435
>That ship was the Sundered Heart.
NOTANYMOREFRIENDO
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tantive_III

>>90747427
So um ... at what point did you realize you were wrong?

And how did you reconcile Obi Wan and Yoda? I can understand missing some of the other obvious stuff, but those are pretty glaring.

>>90746264
I love how assblasted some get when rebels gets criticised, I know it's because of how much normies shitted on TCW when it first came out because not muh genndy but come on

>>90747485
Huh. Last I checked even the 'Canon' page said Sundered Heart.

>>90747462
Yea i remember Pablo saying it was my first time.

500 Jedi
2 Sith
Vader made it an even 2 each
he balanced the force like everybody wanted him to
why they all so mad?

then in RotJ he realized after Yoda and Obi were gone that it was unbalanced again so he chucked Palpy in a pit.
He's just balancing
then he died and fucked it all up again

>>90747605
>DAE 2 JEBI 2 SIHT??!?!?!?1 xDXdXDxXXDxDxdXdXDXDXDxDxDXDXdXddxDxdXdXXD
>>/reddit/

>>90747605
Balance is a Jedi lie, the force is only "balanced" when there are no Sith

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>>90747515
Turns out the book that named it Sundered Heart was before the story group but released after they dumped the EU.

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>>90747605

>>90747605
>500 Jedi
>only 500

>Balance = same on both sides

>Vader did nothing wrong

Be more casual please.

>>90747678
so which is canon?

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>>90747762
Tantive III because that name came from the new SW complete locations.

>>90747497
I think this all happened because I was like 4 when phantom menace came out and the day I went to see it on cinema there was a star wars marathon on TV so I thought that phantom menace was supposed to come after the OT

Also Obi Wan looked nothing like he did in the OT

I don't remember when I finally figured it out , when I saw dooku holding the plans for the death star in AOC I thought they were actually planning to rebuild it

I think it was when I was reading an ad for the original Clone wars series and it said something about clonetroopers along the lines of "Later, they will become the stormtroopers, the empire's brutal enforcers" and then it all clicked.

This all reminds me, the new republic really should had prepared a new army of clonetroopers to deal with this new order bullshit. Mon mothma is retarded

>>90747853
>The New Republic should do everything that caused the Old Republic to collapse.

>>90747605
Contrary to popular belief, the Force isn't entirely like Yin/Yang. At least, the Sith aren't a part of that anyways. The Sith are a cancer dragging the force out of balance because of their unusual and twisted uses of the Force.

How many Jedi there are don't affect the balance either, that's honestly just fucking silly.

>>90747853
I read somewhere that Mon Mothma was in favor of planetary defense forces but not a centralized military. They were also moving the capital every so often. The problem was that they didn't see the First Order as a threat, not lack of army.

>>90742248
>star wars casual
Indeed.

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>>90747485
>>90747515
>>90747678
>>90747762
>>90747838
The real question here isn't the name, it's the ship class - is it canonically referenced as a CR70 separate ship class from the CR90s we see everywhere else, including TCW which had the Tantive IV in it - or is it the same type of ship modified or what? Or is it just a graphical fuckup that they did the CGI model from memory and didn't consult the ILM studio model?

>>90744827
>It looks absolutely nothing like her
It definitely isn't her but to say there is no resemblance would be a lie

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>>90748043
I bet your post grades about nemoidean language lands you tons of romantic partners

>>90748125
I need supreme arbiter of canon Pablo to weigh in, Leland Chee is responsible for a lot of EU fuckups and he's not as reliable in my eyes

that said I'd prefer that tweet to be true, but saying "Tan-tuh-/v/" instead of "Tan-tivv" is fucking STUPID and Ill never accept that awful pronunciation in a thousand years

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>>90746659
She makes my peepee feel funny too anon

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>>90744624
>And I dunno if you noticed, but the three new protagonists of the movie consist of a woman, a black man, a Latino man.

How the hell did a guy who messed up a sentence by forgetting that it's ", and a Latino man" manage to write a whole book?

And i'm fine with gays in stories, but there's a difference between a gay character and a character who is gay.

Also in a universe where interspecies relations are a thing, how is homophobia at all believable?

>>90748250
>TFW episode 8 is actually about islamophobia

>>90748289
Episode 7 already was, First Order are Muslims

>>90745523
It took me some time to realise that was Lukes head when I was younger,
I also thought that Jabba ate that one twilek (the green one), I also thought he was the size of a mouse or some shit

>>90745906
I just mentioned that

>>90745523
I thought Anakin from episode 2 and Anakin from episdoe 3 were two different people when I was younger so whe I saw the trailer for episode 3 "I was like where's the other guy the guy who was on the hover bike"

>>90748289
Speaking of which , did anyone get a serious middle east extremists vibe from the scenes on jheda? What with saw's soldiers wearing robes , hidding bombs and having firefights on the street without giving a shit about civilians.

Also
> they were the good guys, or at least not as bad as the empire

What did they mean by this?

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>>90748448

is that "person" andi talked to on the star wars show about modeling tarkin just a really ugly woman or a catastrophically failed mtf transgender

>>90742248
you didn't even get to the part where they spin their lightsabers like helicopter blades and fly away

>>90748622
Post screencap

>>90748489
Everything is bait XD

>>90745049

so this is his justification for "he was a good friend"

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>>90745377

1. Vader
2. Lando
3. Aphra
4. Han Solo

Crap:
Shadows of the Empire

Haven't read any others

>>90748743
yeah, it falls in line with his "certain point of view" bullshit. deceptive old fuck

>>90745523
C-3P0's silver leg

I think it's because in Episode III he's all gold and thus for all of the marketing and shit that used that character from that point on had him as entirely gold. After hearing about the silver leg thing a few months ago I went back and watched the Original Trilogy and it's not like it's hidden, but I guess since the camera never lingers on it and there isn't much of a color difference everyone assumed he was all gold.

>mfw JJ said the silver leg was what inspired him to give threepio a red arm in TFA
>he made both of his leg gold anyway

best part of the commentary is when he talks about it and says the reason why it's back to normal by the end of the movie was that Anthony Daniels told him it was stupid and made him change it back, as well as during the lightsaber duel Abrams talks about how Steven Spielberg suggested one of the lightsabers hits a branch and cuts it down but Abrams didn't think it'd be possible to do since they already shot it. The juxtraposition of him talking about how amazed he was that ILM was able to make a branch cut in half with CGI while there's a lightsaber duel intercut with a space battle happening is incredible.

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>>90748735
on a board full of krennics and tarkins

>>90748622
Looked like a tranny desu.

Disgusting.

>>90745523
I thought the face in Dream!Vader's helmet was supposed to be Luke's mom or sister after rewatching it for the first time. The face looks feminine as fuck, I never would have thought it was meant to be Luke's face until someone told me years later.

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>>90748873
that's fucking hilarious

>>90748719
I don't want to see that face ever again so I'm not even going to link the youtube video, just find it on the starwars.com page, it appears somewhere in the middle of the ~10 minute video

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>>90748802
Thoughts?

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>>90748873
>CGI-enhanced lightsaber duel intercut with a space battle

Hmmmm...

>>90748873
>The juxtraposition of him talking about how amazed he was that ILM was able to make a branch cut in half with CGI while there's a lightsaber duel intercut with a space battle happening is incredible.
Fucking hell. Dude probably thinks CGI still looks like episode 1 cgi

>>90748972
Why does Jack need a lightsaber? His sword is indestructible.

Tarkin had a son in the EU?

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Garoche_Tarkin

>>90746562
not the same but I'm still not quite sure if Mara Jade is her first name or Mara is her first name and Jade is her last name. I thought it was the latter, but then why would she become Mara Jade Skywalker when she married Luke? Would her last name at least be Jade-Skywalker?

I think about it way too much

>>90748992
Why did "cgi" autocorrect once and then not again

>>90742368
A shill for who?

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>>90748881
They come to this Vietnamese puppy picture blog expecting people not to shitpost, they're just lying to themselves

>>90745523
I know this was a common theory back before the prequels but I thought Obi-Wan was going to be revealed to be a clone of a Jedi called Ben Kenobi (I couldn't figure out why he went by both Ben and Obi-Wan) and during the Clone Wars he was called Old Ben jokingly by his friends. He would then have been killed and his DNA would be cloned and given the designation OB-1 (Old Ben 1) Kenobi.

Kinda stupid but at least it'd have made the prequels more interesting than having the clone wars just be proto-stormtroopers vs robots

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>>90749219
I'll agree that faceless clones vs droids could be improved, but OB-1 is one of the dumbest fan theories I've ever heard. That's the kind of shit that makes people hate the EU.

>>90747605
did they even explain what "bringing balance to the Force" was? like, everyone says that he brought balance to the force when he killed the Emperor, but does that mean the balance was literally 1 Jedi 1 Sith? And wasn't the whole purpose of him betraying the Emperor to have him redeem himself and become a Jedi again? So wouldn't it be 1 Jedi no Sith after Vader died? How is that balance?

And if there are 500 Jedi in TPM, why would they want 500 sith? Or why would they want all the Jedi to die? were they trying to hurt my brain?

did Lucas just think it sounded cool as a prophecy and didn't think about it any further because he has a track record of doing something that seems simple on the surface but the second you think about it ends up contradicting a ton of things and creating a ton of questions (ie Chewie meeting Yoda in Episode III, a thousand years vs a thousand generations)

>>90749364
balance = no dark side.

>>90749062
Yup and Vader killed him and his pregnant wife by destroying the building they were in cause PAADMMEE

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>>90749062
He also had a mistress, and he threw a man out into space, with a days worth of air, and made the entire crew listen to him begging for his life until he eventually died, just for insinuating that she slept with him for the position she had.

Tarkin was a fucking badass

>>90749364
>did they even explain what "bringing balance to the Force" was?
Yes, George and others involved have said a multitude of times that balance = no Sith.

>like, everyone says that he brought balance to the force when he killed the Emperor, but does that mean the balance was literally 1 Jedi 1 Sith?

No.

>And wasn't the whole purpose of him betraying the Emperor to have him redeem himself and become a Jedi again? So wouldn't it be 1 Jedi no Sith after Vader died? How is that balance?
Because the Sith are like a cancer.

>And if there are 500 Jedi in TPM
There were 10,000 Jedi in the prequel era. Not sure where that anon got the idea that there were 500

>did Lucas just think it sounded cool as a prophecy and didn't think about it any further
No

>because he has a track record of doing something that seems simple on the surface but the second you think about it ends up contradicting a ton of things and creating a ton of questions
Not really.

>Chewie meeting Yoda in Episode III
Not a contradiction and nothing wrong with it.

>a thousand years vs a thousand generations
Already explained, the Galactic Republic was preceded by the Old Republic, the Jedi were involved in both.

>>90749390
>balance = no dark side.
Nope. It's just no Sith.

>>90749364
>does that mean the balance was literally 1 Jedi 1 Sith?
No.
> And wasn't the whole purpose of him betraying the Emperor to have him redeem himself and become a Jedi again?
No. He left the Jedi Order.
>So wouldn't it be 1 Jedi no Sith after Vader died?
It was that before he died.
>How is that balance?
It isn't.

>And if there are 500 Jedi in TPM, why would they want 500 sith?
There weren't 500 Jedi. It was 10,000.

>>90749390
>balance = no dark side.
Not true.

And that makes no sense.

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>>90748991
>you're now aware that the ending of TFA was a rip off of the ending to Return of the Jedi and The Phantom Menace borrowed just as much from A New Hope's structure as TFA did but gets a free pass

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>>90749649
>TPM gets a free pass

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>>90749308
>dumbest fan theories I've ever heard

I guarantee that there's a video on youtube about not just this theory being true, but that Snoke is OB-2 aka Obi-Too Kenobi and Rey's father. They may have said Rey isn't a descendant of Obi-Wan but no one said she isn't the daughter of Obi-Too.

>>90749649
George said it's all about pottery.
JJ said he wanted to make new stuff.

That's the difference.

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>>90749726
Rey is Obi-Three

>>90749649
The phantom menace gets a free pass?
Have you been taking all the drugs?
A lot of things can be said of a phantom menace that it got a free pass is not one of them.

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>>90749740
>JJ wanted to make new stuff

>>90749570
">Chewie meeting Yoda in Episode III
Not a contradiction and nothing wrong with it."

What? You see nothing wrong with Chewbacca giving a Jedi Master, one of the most powerful to ever live, a piggyback ride and then 20 years later sitting with Han on the Falcon and saying nothing when Han dismisses the Force/Jedi as a hokey religion that doesn't exist. He couldn't have been like "nah I met the little frog Jedi they're real. He decapitated two clone troopers in front of me without looking it was fuckin sick. And then after Empire Luke could have mentioned training with Yoda and Chewie could have been like "oh yeah I know him".

>>90749390
>>90749570

so how is that balance in any way? no one has explained what "bringing balance to the force" is aside from saying the theories I proposed were incorrect. I'm not trying to start an argument, I genuinely want to know what it's supposed to mean

>>90749649
I enjoy TFA more than I enjoy TPM but TPM at least felt like a different movie than ANH.

>>90748448
They were not portrayed as the good guys and also, the empire had a fucking planet buster

>>90749926
>What? You see nothing wrong with Chewbacca giving a Jedi Master, one of the most powerful to ever live, a piggyback ride and then 20 years later sitting with Han on the Falcon and saying nothing when Han dismisses the Force/Jedi as a hokey religion that doesn't exist.

No, I do not.

>He couldn't have been like "nah I met the little frog Jedi they're real. He decapitated two clone troopers in front of me without looking it was fuckin sick.

https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/829382504083623936

> And then after Empire Luke could have mentioned training with Yoda and Chewie could have been like "oh yeah I know him".
Who's to say that that didn't happen at some point in the 6 months between ESB and RotJ?

>so how is that balance in any way?
How is it not?

>no one has explained what "bringing balance to the force" is aside from saying the theories
I literally told you what it is, Balance is no Sith. That's not a theory, it's fact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNGH-LYEBMo

>>90738802
What, they're making a Shmi origin movie now?

>>90749926
>so how is that balance in any way? no one has explained what "bringing balance to the force" is aside from saying the theories I proposed were incorrect. I'm not trying to start an argument, I genuinely want to know what it's supposed to mean

"Which brings us up to the films 4, 5, and 6, in which Anakin's offspring redeem him and allow him to fulfill the prophecy where he brings balance to the Force by doing away with the Sith and getting rid of evil in the universe"- George Lucas

>>90749700
>>90749804

I meant a free pass in the sense that everyone's main criticism of The Force Awakens is that it's a rehash of A New Hope when The Phantom Menace does the same thing. Don't get me wrong, I think TPM at least had more going on in the film to cover the fact that it was the same structure (even if they were all dumb things) but it still has the exact same story beats from ANH that TFA used

>protagonist grows up on a desert planet and has a broken family
>dreams of seeing the galaxy
>has to deal with a shitty junk dealer(s)
>exceptional pilot and Force user despite no formal training whatsoever
>rescued from situation on desert planet by characters in the Original Trilogy, one of which becomes a mentor for the protagonist
>mentor figure is killed with a lightsaber by the villain
>a Death Star or ship inspired by the Death Star literally/visually is blown up at the end
>the protagonist is set up to be trained by their true mentor in the following film and become a Jedi

poetry within poetry

>>90749570
>>90749639
>no sith, not no dark side
You are correct. I am retarded and equated the two for a second, but I meant no sith. I apologize, and I'll tender my resignation now.

>>90749740
who cares what they wanted? death of the author and all that

>>90750049
>No, I do not.
>it's an "anon is retarded" episode

>>90750234
>It's an "anon plays the ad hominem card" episode

>>90750179
actually tpm is more a rehash of the original rough draft of star wars that became ANH minus the death star.

>>90750049
that doesn't explain why he doesn't speak up when he meets Obi-Wan and Luke and even watches him train Luke with a lightsaber and the Force literally 5 feet in front of him.

>>90750285
>that doesn't explain why he doesn't speak up when he meets Obi-Wan and Luke and even watches him train Luke with a lightsaber and the Force literally 5 feet in front of him.
Why would he?

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>>90750049
>No, I do not.
"lalalala can't hear you lalalala"

What is the single biggest difference between canon and EU?

>>90750301
based george

>>90750300
Because Han had just dismissed the Force as being make believe. Pablo's tweet was an explanation for if Chewie mentioned it while it was just the two of them, but it doesn't apply to the scene I'm talking about.

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>>90750301
Why do we hate George again? He's literally /our guy/

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>>90749740
>JJ said he wanted to make new stuff.

>>90750344
the difference between ritalin and cocaine. canon is steadily okay, EU has high highs and low lows.

>>90749740
>>90749649
I think you'll find that TPM and ANH were very different stories.

Just because they have a big ball that pops, doesn't mean TPM was ripping off ANH. The Starkiller explosion was the tip of the iceberg of ANH similarities in TFA.

Big difference between poetry and laziness. For fuck sakes, TFA had a fucking trench run.

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>"Snoke almost became female at one point"

so this proves he's really an original character and all of the theories that say otherwise are wastes of time, right?

>inb4 "it's an intentional misdirection"

>>90750316
>"lalalala can't hear you lalalala"
That's not at all what I'm doing, I answered his question.

>>90750351
>Because Han had just dismissed the Force as being make believe.
So? That doesn't answer my question. Why would Chewie feel the need to speak up about something that happened 19 years ago?

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>>90749740
>JJ said he wanted to make new stuff.

>>90750428
I'm not saying TPM was unoriginal or TFA was original, I agree completely that TFA has the same story beats as A New Hope. I'm just saying that The Phantom Menace does as well, even if it did more creatively. That's it. I'm not saying one is better than the other or anything else, just that they both have the same story beats as A New Hope.

>>90750301
Also according to her, everytime there was a breeze the crew got a look at her bush

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>>90747368
>Shmi, not shimi

what the fuck

>>90750428
Maybe it's my autism for misreading but I wasn't defending JJ over there. Just pointed out that George did say events will mirror each other and what not while JJ bragged like an asshole about making TFA different from George.

>>90750378
>Why do we hate George again?
We don't hate him at all. We love George.

>>90750525
Why wouldn't he? If you had seen a shaman do some crazy magic shit and make you give him a piggy back ride a couple years back and then when you and your best friend were hanging around with another shaman that was teaching a kid about the same magic you'd seen all those years ago, wouldn't you say something if your best friend was like "nah magic ain't real"? You wouldn't say, "no actually this is legit I saw a guy do the same stuff a few years back, didn't I tell you that story?"

>>90750604
>>90750580
Alright, fair enough, you're right.

I think TPM shows that even when "rebooting" with similar/familiar story beats and visuals, you can still create something original, George doesn't really get enough credit for TPM because "LE JAR JAR XD"

>>90750660
>Why wouldn't he?
Why would he? Chewbacca doesn't speak particularly often.

>If you had seen a shaman do some crazy magic shit and make you give him a piggy back ride a couple years back and then when you and your best friend were hanging around with another shaman that was teaching a kid about the same magic you'd seen all those years ago, wouldn't you say something if your best friend was like "nah magic ain't real"? You wouldn't say, "no actually this is legit I saw a guy do the same stuff a few years back, didn't I tell you that story?"
No, I would not. And it wasn't "a couple years back" it was 19 years ago. Nearly 2 decades.

You seem to forget that Chewbacca didn't speak much in the OT, let alone anything that would tell about his past.

>>90738701
>You fucken serious, m8?
>Daft Serious, bruv.

>>90750680
honestly Jar Jar is the worst of The Phantom Menace's problems. I'm going to get shit around here for this but I hate the prequels, but I've never had an issue with Jar Jar. Yeah, he's annoying, but I was more impressed with the fact that Lucas created a character like Jar Jar than annoyed by him.

Seriously, try explaining Jar Jar Binks to someone who's never seen Star Wars before and has no idea who or what he is. It's fucking impossible. "He's like this rabbit/frog/human alien and he says meesa instead of me and yousa instead of you and speaks in third person and has a long tongue" is the best I'd be able to do. And that doesn't even explain him properly. I don't know how George's brain came up with him, like how do you even think of something like that? Let alone think people will like it.

Like I said, I don't like the prequels, but I'll stand by the fact that George Lucas has the single most creative mind in the history of filmmaking. I can't think of anyone else who's come up with characters as bizarre and unexplainable as the ones he has. Most aliens in movies are off-shoots of humans or animals we know with twists, but he's come up with ones that aren't comparable to anything on Earth. They don't always end up being good, but I'll give him credit for being original.

>>90750459
People want it to be an existing character because and original characters makes no fucking sense

>"There's this darksider so super powerful but sheev didn't know about him and Anakin didn't know, even though he was the chosen one XDDD"

I've heard better writing in a deviant art fan fiction.

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>>90749803
And here's Obi-Have

>>90747368
How? They outright call her Shmi in the movies.

>>90750753
Even if Chewie did speak up, what good would it do

>nah force ain't real
>NO WAY MAN I MET JEDI I SAW THE FORCE IT'S REAL
>just your imagination chewie, bunch of parlor tricks

>>90750991
>Even if Chewie did speak up, what good would it do
Exactly.

It's like if one of those Christians that had a near death experience came up to me and started telling me they saw God/Jesus/Heaven/dead family.

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>>90744624
The fact people who behave like this are allowed to work professionally and aren't (or can't be, thanks labour laws) fired immediately for acting like fucking middle schoolers on the internet bothers me to no end.

I don't give a fuck if people's politics are /pol/ or tumblr or anywhere in between, but that unprofessional, antagonistic behaviour, under their real identity and towards potential customers in the public sphere should not be without consequences.

>>90750869
Kekkel

>>90750459
No because its just a drawing. Let people plagueis post till the very end.

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>>90751079
I know. If he had just put it in, it would have been fine. But he obviously did it so that someone would point it out, so he could get brownie points screaming "CIS WHITE MALE SCUUUMMM"

I'm trans and he is a fucking whiteknighting asshole. He needs to stop forcing this shit in so that he can be a good person in his mind. I am also tired of characters being hamfistedly gay in everything nowadays, but I've been told it's because I've internalized my homophobia/transphobia. Whatever the fuck that means. Social Justice Warriors are a mistake

>>90751036
You mean if your friend was like "nah dude, I saw this little green nigger one time doing flips and mind tricks and shit" you wouldn't believe it?

>>90750580
I don't understand how The Phantom Menace has the same story beats as A New Hope. The only thing I can see as being comparable is Anakin blowing up the trade federation ship.

>>90751251
>hamfistedly gay in everything nowadays
Thank god someone agrees. I don't want to scream gay agenda, but how come whenever they add a gay character, they have to make a HUGE stink about it?

>>90751251
a-anon, are you me?

>>90751279
I might believe that he saw that but not that it's proof that there's a mystical energy field that controls all things and gives people superpowers

>>90751401
I don't know, do you want to get your boobs chopped off but not get bottom surgery? Because that's me

I've also accepted I'll never truly be a man, and people make jokes about it all the time. I'm glad I'm here and not tumblr 2bh

>>90751401
A wise man named cAnon once told me, that all the anons of /swco/ are one in the same

>>90751079
>>90751251
The Aftermath trilogy is unanimously considered one of the worst SW books ever, not just new canon but ever. So It's not too bad.

>>90751461
>f2m
FUG D:<

>>90751546
Which sucks because the plot is good. but the writing is tumblr babby tier. He was given god tier events to chronicle and he FUCKED IT UP with his politics and lack of ability.

Now if it had been give to Luceno...

>>90744624
I'm not even straight and I want him to shut the fuck up. He's talking like a 12-year-old on tumblr.

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>>90751546
They're not THAT bad, the story, which is to say the bulk of what makes a novel important, is pretty good. The problem is the atrocious presentation of Wendig's juvenile, pretentious, and self-aggrandizing writing style, which is so unbelievably horrid that it makes people prefer audiobooks.

>>90751461
You deserve a fucking medal

>>90751543
I did tell you that, anon. It's just you and me here.

>>90751586
>the plot is good
Eh, it's very average. I don't wanna be MUH EU but would you rather read Heir to the Empire or Temmin being a fucking asshole to his mother for reasons. Or the about the Imperial dude fucking someone in the ass after a night at the bar.

>Temmin the Empire is gonna kill us
>MUH JUNKSHOP MA

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>>90751642
I do?

because my friend literally has me as 'cunt boy' in his phone. I don't get pissed when people fuck up my name/pronouns, and I've accepted I'm basically a joke. You want to know how TRIGGERED people get in my lectures when I call myself a raging queer? because it's fucking hilarious.

pic related is those SJW girls who go off on me about privilege.

>>90751643
spooky

>>90751633
I remember Wendig basically giving the defense of "this is MY style and I refuse to write any other way. If you don't like it, tough" which is one of the most bullshit, harmful attitudes a writer or artist can have about their own work.

Yes, writing is subjective, but there are still rules. You can't be an architect who designs a completely disfunctional house and says "BUT IT'S MY STYLE".

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>>90751765
There is a krennic joke in here somewhere

>>90751717
I think a lot of people honestly have strong feelings of wishing they were the opposite sex, even if they wont admit it.

It's only really the mentally ill that try and force their fantasies on everyone else though, so please keep triggering those SJW's. The only people they hate more than white men are gays/"queers" who don't want to be SJW's like them

>>90751765
>You can't be an architect who designs a completely disfunctional house and says "BUT IT'S MY STYLE".
I think this was literally a subplot in an Ayn Rand book. Something like architects shouldn't be forced to cater to the needs of lesser people and should be allowed to build whatever and however they want regardless of the needs of the people who hired them.

>>90751543
What he told you was true, from a certain point of view.

Shitposting is what gives Anon his power. It's an energy field created by all living memes. It surrounds us and penetrates us, it binds 4chan together.

>>90751846
to use an analogy from an earlier thread: 'we're like a bar in the old west, if anyone so much as farts, everyone pulls their guns and starts firing'. That's social justice these days.

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>>90751765
knowing his material will be treated as canon indefinitely is the worst of this Disney shit. God have mercy on whatever part of this universe they give him next.

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>>90751794
thanks for posting this

>>90751846
the issue in The Fountainhead was that a bunch of bureaucratic assholes wanted creative control over a project they knew nothing about for the purpose of appearing fashionable, so it would be more akin to Disney swooping in and telling Dave Filoni to scrap the character of Zeb and replace him with Goofy, as opposed to LSG trying to keep JJ/Bad Robot from fucking up TFA with personal edits

>>90752009
I'm okay with the actual content of the books. Like if you took the same characters and events and gave them to a different author it wouldn't be that bad. Even his "zhe" lizard space pirate character doesn't bother me that much.

It's just his unreadable style that's the problem.

>>90752045
It'd be funnier if it said 'Former lover of my best friend turned out to be a terrorist. That he was seduced by her is sad!' or something of that effect

>>90752045
His middle name is 'Callan' by the by

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>>90752073
eeeeeeeeeeeeh, I still hesitate to give them a listen, maybe if it is the last bit of content to get through

>>90751461
no I am looking for whoremoans so I can be a qt but I have some ftm bros, one of which is the same as you and doesn't want bottom surgery.

stay strong anon. It's ok to not want surgery, that's completely fine, just don't bind yourself to death ok? Have you been to /ftmg/ on /lgbt/? I haven't myself but it certainly looks pretty cancer free from what I can tell

>>90752388
Eh. I stick to going to work, and playing destiny, so I don't really feel the need to. My friends know the situation, and everyone else doesn't really matter. But I appreciate the kind words. I avoid the LGBT board because I'm not proud or anything. I stick to this one to shitpost about my special interests

and Tarkin. He's my fave.

>>90752465
as long as you're comfy I guess it doesn't matter, but don't stop yourself from feeling normal because you feel defeated. it doesn't take a dick to be a bro, all you gotta do is be a good mate. are you on T?

>>90752686
I'm pretty happy. I find that not concerning myself with others goes a long way. Most SJWs are the way they are because they worry about EVERYONE. I keep my nose in my own business, and I'm happier for it.

thanks though. No, I'm not, I simply do not have the means at the moment. Someday, I hope.

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why do people think ezra is a buttslut when kanan is the ultimate fuccboi?

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>>90753196

>>90753196
I missed this comic. I was always hoping he would show up in Rebels to lend a hand

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>>90753236
even at the age of 30 he's thrusting out his ass

>>90753100
>Most SJWs are the way they are because they worry about EVERYONE
What I've seen convinces me they worry about everyone else precisely because it takes their mind off taking responsibility for their own lives and situations.

Concentrating on your own life and the things you can affect and have control over is definitely healthier and more rewarding than thinking everything is someone else's fault and spending your time trying to get other people to change.

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>>90753196
I would kill not only for more young Kanan, but this species too.

>>90753344
just play the new mass effect :^))))))))))

Which era do you want to see explored more in canon?

Hard mode: no Old Republic.

>>90753635
Rise of the Empire era. Between ROTS and ANH. I really liked the Cituric and Western Reaches campaigns in Legends and semi-canon.

>>90750991
but they're literally sitting in front of a Jedi teaching someone how to use the Force and a lightsaber

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>>90753655
Excited for the new Darth Vader ongoing comic series then? It is said to take place seconds after the end of Revenge of the Sith.