Unhand her, Dan Backslide!
U͠n̴͚͈h̨a̤̝͈͎̥̩͙n̙̹͞d̰ ̬̩͖͎̘͔h̢̙e̺͓̲̻̮͡r̼̙͙͙,̨̪͓̙̖̜̮̳ D̡̘͓̤̣a̬̦̝͓̭͠n͓͙͔̗ ̩̹͎͈͕͍͜B͇̖̦a̮͓̥̲͞c̸k̸ș͈͚͓̻l̥͉̖̲̣į̦d̨e̴!̺̖̤̫͔
>>90728917
>starting with him actually pointing at Dan Backslide
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Uͤͤ͠nͯ͐͒͐̏ͪͬh̵͑̔͌́â̴̊͠n̵̵̓̆dͯ͐͗͌͠ ̐̌͆́h̃̆͒̀̌̒e͂ͤ͗̊͜r̿́,̾̉͛͐̉̆̚ ̅̅̌ͨ̾̉̚͢D͒̓̽͐̾́́ä̿̏͋͆́͜n̑͛̈̾̄̽̄ͭ̋͘ ͪ͆͂̊B̵͂̊̐ͪ̄ͬ̌̑a͒̅̇̒̎ç͆͗̇̌̃͌̿ͨ̚͘k̷̍̀͂͌̚͢s̆̈ͬ̉͡͡͠l̸̢ͯĩ̷̸̾̓ͯd̓ͤͬ̂ͤ̚e̵͊͆!̴ͨ̇̍̌͒͝
U͢͞͝ń̡͘h̶̕a͠ǹ́d̶̷̛ ͠h̡̢͜͠é̷͡͡͝ŗ̶̡͟,̷̷̛ ̨̢̛Ḑ͜͝á́n͘ ̸̡̨͜B̵͜a̵c̷̛̕͢͡k̀̕ş̸̕l̸̀́i̡̨d̨̨̛͘e̸!̢͟
Ų̭̗͇̠̭͘͝͡ń̟̣̙̤̩̲̤͕̦͈͙͙͎̼͚̖h̡̛̳̻̳͎̜̥̠̫͈̦̲̙̳̲̟͘͝ą̴̛̱͈̫̹̦̬̗̳͜ͅn̷̷̼͕̙͈̖͖͖̮̗͢͝d̴̸̡͕͈̙̬̜̝̠ ̴̵̡͉̩̙̙͉͚̯̞̳̪̞̻̳͡ͅh̷̡̦̣̮̘̼̜͍͔̞̝̞̗̜̦͚́́͞e̪̟̭̩͍͞͡ŗ̶̥͎̘͈̲̭͝͝,͚̜̮̺̦̣̫̪̟͔̩̱̬͠ͅ ͓̮͔̱̥̞̤̻͍̘̯̠̟̳͇̝͜͡͝ͅͅD̴̷̢̗͚̮̗̮̺̪̤a̻̙̖̣̠̪̦͚̳̙̻͖̘̱͍̕͢͜ṉ̸͇͔͔̗̟̩͙̪̳̙͇͙̝͍̲̣͎̞̀͘͠ ̡̱̮̲̥̻̳̙͓̱̲̤͎̮̲̹̱B̶̧͎̼͈̩̣͎̪͔͘ͅą̵̶̪̠̙̗̘͍ͅc̫̞͖̺͉̼̹̦͜͝k̛̰̤̥̜̗͚̮͖̫̯̗̯̕ͅs͔̳̪̬̖̀͘͝ͅl̢̧̹̻̟̝̯̣̦͚̟̘̕͟͞i̬̩̹̤̪͔͙̖̖̝̭̣͎͈̤ḑ̻̰̖̠̙̼̯̺̖͖̺̺̥͎e͎͇͚̪͜!̴̪͈̭͙̭͉̲͙͇͓̩̩̣͎͔͖̱͈͢͝
U͑n̟̹͙̣͔͛̓ͫ̄̍̚ͅh̳̘ͯ̂͗̊̉͡a̪͉̐̔͊n̘d͒̎ ̭͎̠̩̬̙̈ȟͮ̽͌͛e̬͙͔͍͉ͮ̅̅̇̇̈͞r̃̾̅ͨͮ̄ͅ,͔͚͇͒̋ ̠͇̪ͭ̃̎̒ͮͨD̥̙͔̟̘̣ä̜̫͚̅̒ͩ̄ͨn͚̙̪ͤ͊ͦ́ ̍͆̌́̃B̮̥̭͖͕̠ͭ͋ͤa̞̦̺͉̲̿̋͑̓ͩ̐c̺̜̝͆ͮ̅̓ͯ̈́͐k̍ͫͧ̆̊s͕̮̳̈l̨̠̪ͤ̀i̛̍̋̓ͫ̊̚d̙͈̳ͨ́ͤ̐̎̌ͩe͇̤͚͇͚̘̭̅̀́̈̑́ͬ!̻̲̘͌̈̾ͬ̄ͭ͞
Good job discovering Zalgo text, kiddo.
Say, we're getting into a r̶̵̸͕̯̯̬͓̠̦͍͙͖̘ͤ̄̎͆̉̌ͪ̂̕u̸̶̻̻̳̹̙͎̞̝̣͖͈̣̜̫͋̏̓̑ͧ̓ͤ̾̃͋̓̀͂̈̇̿̐ͫt̸̩̗̱̮͍͎̗̺͓̖̤̣̙ͪ̂̐̅́ͬͮ̆̉́͟͠͝ͅ
>>90729062
Don't be such a joyless shitstain, Zalgo text is always fun.
>>90729031
WATCH ME WHIP
>>90728967
Ill kill him, he will never know!
OH HOW I LOVE HERbutterscotch
>>90730040
Not my fault this thread is shit, cum sucker.