Which one of these two would win in a fight, /co/?

>>90721623
Matter eater lad has his very own underground band theme song to boost his morale, giving him an edge over One bite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPmq9YuBbLk

>>90721623
Jughead

>>90721623
How much prep time does One Bite have?

>>90722433
How exactly would One Bite USE any prep time?

>>90721623

>Parents living
>No special girlfriend

Jesus Christ is Matter Eater Lad Chris Chan?

>>90722475
You're right. How much prep time does Matter Eater Lad have?

>>90722479
No.
Matter-Eater Lad's metabolism is way way way way way better than Chris-Chan's

>>90722517
How exactly would Matter Eater Lad USE any prep time?

>>90722569
You're right. How much prep time does One Bite have?

>>90722866
Let's give both of them a day to prepare for their showdown.

>>90722866
They both get a week.

>>90722931
Or this.

>>90722038
Jughead is a punk ass bitch. Shaggy BTFOS everybody.