HELLO G.I JOE! I have your nuclear silos hacked from a remote

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Here's my team.

>>90721484
Is this game canon?

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Sup

>>90721484
>If I win you shall ellect me as permanent leader of America and rename it Cobra Country®.
But Cobra Commander, you've got to at least be a convicted felon, guilty of several crimes against humanity. It would be monstrously irresponsible to make you..oh hell, who am I shitting. Just promise me to stay the fuck away from Twitter, Mr. President.

>>90722438
Good, my cobrarian. I shall lead this country to glory w/ equality for all.

>>90722438
>guilty of several crimes against humanity.
So's Hillary and she was in the running.

>>90722540
Hey, Double C, are you going to bow to the wims of the towel heads from Saudi Arabia?

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>>90721484
Here's my pick

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>>90721484

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>>90722749
Never, they have a unequal patriarchal society whom have no respects to anyone but themselves.

I Comander Cobra and my administration will focus of cost effective renewable energy unlike you current oil dripping american trickster clowns.

Lobbying aka bribing will be outlawed and we will fix the corruption for good once my team of Elite basketballers trounce the uncle tom trators called G.I JOES.

>>90723088
>I Comander Cobra and my administration will focus of cost effective renewable energy unlike you current oil dripping american trickster clowns.
Like what? Puppy blood?
>yfw puppy blood trucks get 50 miles to the gallon

>>90723185
HHO Look it up future cobrarian

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Finally it's Big Lob's time to shine.

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>>90723272
>He proved the have an uncanny ability to excel at any and all sports

Born to ball

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Skreonk!

>>90721484
>go to bed Joseph Vargas

>>90721484
I'll be goddamned if I didn't read it in his fucking voice.

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That's not the average COBRA plot,

a typical COBRA plot would be for CC to take his vast armies of soldiers, special red guard, and robot soldiers backed by his laser armed hover powered tank brigade and air support to bust into a loosely guarded University laboratory in rural Michigan somewhere so he can send in the illiterate biker gang he keeps on payroll to ride in and nab the visiting Doctor Smartinzen, a Nobel peace prize biologist from West Germany. So they can take him back to Snake Island and force him to make a dozen or so snake themed nuclear supermutants.

Most of which are defeated by wrestling Sgt Slaughter and tossed into a cage made of chicken wire. When CC takes his 11 new supermutants to go conquer the world starting by kicking over trash cans in California.

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i'll take godzilla and giant 90's charles barkley