Aladdin (2018)

Hell yes. As long as there is gratuitous nudity.

>>90721244

>Using a whore that got popular with a sex tape with multiple people as a stand in

The market for trashy shit women like and Disney are not the same crowd.

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>>90721244
Actor, yes. Actress, no.

>>90721244
>A half Egyptian and a half Armenian playing Persians
Fucking White Washing.

>>90721303
Moon Knight when?

>>90721362
Never because Moon Knight is just a jew merc in egypt land.

>>90721244
He's too ugly to be a Disney prince and she's too lewd to be a Disney princess.

I'm pretty sure they'd cast the guy from slum dog millionaire. Unless they actually go out of their way to cast Bollywood actors.

>>90721707
>He's too ugly to be a Disney prince

Hahaha no. He is a qt. Would bang the fuck out of him and make him my wife.

>>90721244
Would he have the charisma to play Aladdin?

>>90721323
Aladin isn't Persian. In Disney he's a from a fictional nondescript place in the middle east and in the original story he was from China.

>>90721707
No. Rami is qt.

But he's too pale skinned regardless of what he is. People would bitch.

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WHITEWASH
WHITEWASH
TRIGGERED

>>90721323
Wait, which is which? Everyone seems to know who the guy is, how out of the loop am I?

>>90721906
he was just in a reasonably popular show and a reasonably popular video game

Kim is the Armenian

>>90721932
I haven't had cable in a long while.

Also oh shit, Kim Kardashian is still relevant?

>>90721983
it was an Amazon Prime show which is taking off in a big way for some reason

and no, her main claim to relevancy now is "Kanye's wife/baby momma"

>>90721270
>gratuitous nudity.
Aladdin's for the kids.

>a Kardashian

You couldn't pay me enough to.

>>90721793
When has not having charisma ever stopped someone from getting a lead roll before?

>>90722036
Shut up, Boco. Nobody wants your money anyway.

>>90721983
>Kim Kardashian is still relevant?
Reality tv is a cancer that never goes away. Also helps that she's married to one of the most popular artists in america at the moment.

>>90722014
Mr Robot is on USA m8.

>>90721244

Yes to the first, no to the second.

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>>90721244
If it's a porn, I'm in..

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>>90721906
I know which he is because of this.

He's also got a pretty unique face I think. So he's not too hard to recognize.

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>Dan Lin, who was a producer on Holmes, is also producing what Disney calls a 'nontraditional' take on Aladdin

It's shit, no Robin Williams, nobody will be able to capture the charm of characters like Aladdin, Genie, the Sultan, Iago, or Jasmine, the Genie, Carpet, Abu, and Iago are gonna be shitty fucking CGI, they'll probably try to shoehorn in some anti-Trump shit about the travel ban and that brown people can do no wrong, the songs are going to be butchered, they're going to ruin my favorite Disney movie, and I'm mad.

>>90722151

Then you better pray Beauty and the Beast tanks.

Jim Carrey is a good sub for Robin Williams
Jay Pharoh too

>>90721244
>gay autistic hacker plus Barbie's vaguely ethnic friend

I'd sooner watch an orphanage burn down.

>>90721244
>kardashians
>white

>>90721323
>half Egyptian
since when is Rami mixed?
And Aladdin and Jasmine aren't Persian, they're just Arab, Armenians and Egyptians are Arabs.

>>90721746
Indian and Arab aren't the same thing.

>>90721244
Kim is a bimbo (not necessarily an insult) so this movie wouldn't work and if they tried it'd be goofy as fuck

>>90722499
delete this post and yourself.

>Rami Malek
I will watch anything he's in.
>bitch
no.

>>90721244
Rami Malek could work for Aladdin. Your choice for Jasmine is fucked, though.

>>90723408
Ashman's original version of Jasmine was a bimbo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsC98YQb6vM

>>90721244
Rami is a very languid dude he doesn't have the energetic presence needed for the role, and Kim K is a fuckdoll, so no

>>90723509
>bitch
haha lol! epic.

The Beauty and the Beast remake made me lose any hope of having a hot Jasmine. Maybe a generally attractive, slightly above average Jasmine, but not the Jasmine that kickstarted my and countless others' puberties.

Also, I'd only watch a movie with Kim in it if she gets naked and is pretty close to naked the whole time. Actually, I'd wait for someone else to watch it and compile all the hottest scenes.

>>90723557
Ehh idk that's more of a diva not that there's a huge difference, the most significant one being that a bimbo is overly sexual which was my key point

Not really kid's movie material

>>90723640
Yes, sex is evil and will corrupt children.
Violence and destruction is a-okay though.

>>90723753
What about the snake in Jungle Book that tried to rape the boy?

>>90721244
does not look street rat enough

>>90723449
>implying both dont have the same schickt
look i love Robin Williams, but the man is gone, so he's gotta be replaced

>>90723632
Kardashian isn't an actress
Frida Pinto is real choice

>>90721244
Hell no, Aladdin is suppose to be cute.

>>90721244
Would it even be possible to make an Aladdin movie without parents groups losing their shit at the potential Disney Muslim indoctrination movie?

Alabama would have that shit banned ten times faster than Beauty and the Beast

>Dev Patel as Aladdin.
>Freida Pinto as Jasmine.
>Mark Strong as Jafar.
>Ben Kingsley as the Sultan.
>Dwayne Johnson as the Genie.
>Gilbert Gottfried as Iago.

>>90725062
Jay Pharaoh can do impressions, but outside of that he doesn't have an iota of talent or heart.

Jim Carrey could do it, but I'm not sure.

>>90725209
JASMINE AND ALADDIN ARE NOT INDIAN.

>>90723393
>Americans giving a shit about anything but brown skin.

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>>90725138
Fox News would take a live action Aladdin as another War on American culture

>>90722151
>'nontraditional' take on Aladdin

Translation: Making a big budget live action movie starring nothing but arabs is a risk we're not willing to take so we're gonna make sure we get some whites up in this.

>>90722014
No one knows who keny is outside America, Kardashian is a famous whore in the western world.

>>90722014
>amazon prime show
it airs on the USA network you idiot

>>90723359
They were Persian. Aside from Arabian nights everything else was Persian

>>90725967
that's incorrect.
Persian's aren't even Arabs.

>>90723359
Rami Malek is actually 7/8 Coptic Egyptian and 1/8 Greek.

>>90726509
>Coptic
NICE.

>>90723359
Aladdin and Jasmine are "Chinese" people from an Arab tale of unknown origin. Armenians aren't Arabs and some Egyptians don't consider themselves Arabs either (Copts).

>>90726739
I mean to be fair aren't Arabs technically just people from the Arabian Peninsula? Egyptians are North Africans.

>>90721244
Where are the brown people?

Is Kim going to show me her big fat ass in some revealing Arabian panties? Because otherwise I'm not interested.

>>90726841
No. Arabs are a pan-ethnic group. What matters most is language and culture. Egyptians are North Africans but Arabization has led to many of them adopting Arab identity and joining Arab societies. They only have about 15% Arab ancestry (this is much lower for Copts) but their use of Arabic as a language and participation in Arab culture has had them being accepted in the Arab world.

>>90726841
They are both. Most Egyptians tend to stress Egyptian identity over Arab or African. Copts on the other hand detest Arabization and only identify as Egyptian and African.

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>>90726929
>Is Kim going to show me her big fat ass in some revealing Arabian panties?
possibly.

someone should commission this.

>>90725138
>PRAISE ALLAH

Good thing the original came out before 9/11. They would never get away with that line today.

>>90721323
>Persians
I'm almost positive that if we're talking about the Disney version, Agrabah is supposed to be somewhere in Arabia, not Persia, and if we're talking about the original, Aladdin was supposed to be Chinese. Yes really.

>>90723359
>Aladdin and Jasmine aren't Persian, they're just Arab

Wrong. Completely fucking wrong. In the original story they are Chinese Muslims.

Multiple people thinking Aladdin's characters are Persian or Arab. People think Mr Robot is an Amazon Prime show. People thinking no one outside the US knows who Kanye is.

This thread is hilarious on multiple levels

>>90729413
THIS IS A DISNEY ADAPTATION OF A DISNEY MOVIE, WE ALL KNOW THEY WERE ORIGINALLY CHINESE, BUT IT'S NOT RELEVANT BECAUSE WE'RE SPEAKING IN A VERY SPECIFIC CONTEXT.

FUCK OFF.

>>90721906
Because he won an Emmy?

>>90723359
Armenians aren't Arabs, they're """non-white""" Caucasians, who are literally from the Caucasus mountains.

>>90727067
Do you want someone to draw Kim Kardashian AS Jasmine, or do you just want a drawing of Jasmine with a big ass?

>>90725209
>all those Indians

>>90725341
Let's be fair to dumb anon. Aladdin and Jasmine look like light skinned Indians/Pakistanis, especially their noses which are always drawn like that for Indian characters in TV shows.

>>90726509
>Coptic

He's a little fair to be Coptic, I thought they were a little bit darker than that. Still, except for the Greek ancestry which probably gave him his eye color, no one can tell him he's not a "Real Egyptian", especially not Afrocentrists and Nordists.

>>90729413
Chinese Muslims eh? So they were Turkish Chinese people?

>>90729852
>He's a little fair to be Coptic

How? I know two female Christian Copts at my workplace. They have the same skin color as him, and one of their kids has colored eyes (the father is also Copt).

>>90729721
Kim, I'm sure there's a lot of drawings of Princess Jasmine with a big ass.

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>>90729877
Uyghurs?

Malik may look young, but he's still too old.
And Jasmine really shouldn't be a gigantic whore.

>>90725138
Alabama banned Beauty and the Beast?

I thought they'd be into fucking an oxbear.

>>90730226
>And Jasmine really shouldn't be a gigantic whore.
she canonically is, Aladdin is a cuck.

>>90729852
>He's a little fair to be Coptic, I thought they were a little bit darker than that.
While Copts are generally darker, they come in all shades. Egypt has a long ass history so they've been conquered and trading with other ethnic groups for ages. This eventually leads to intermarrying. Copts do share more DNA with other people from the African continent such as Ethiopians and Nubians and they have a lower percentage of Arab DNA due to their refusal to convert to Islam or be Arabized.

>>90730127
Yeah those guys.

>>90729908
>>90730272
Oh okay, my mistake. I met a family of Copts a while back and they were light brown, but it's pretty foolish of me to assume one ethnic group only has one color.

So really, the Greek ancestry doesn't matter.

>>90730516
Most Copts actually have some Greek ancestry considering the Greek presence there until the 1950s. Rami is just one such example. Egyptian Muslims on the other hand would have avoided marriage with Greeks due to the difference in religion.

>>90730701
Rami probably has more Greek ancestry than 1/8 if you go further back but there's no point in splitting precise percentages like that. He's still Egyptian.

>>90730701
>>90730784
Greeks are black.

>>90730810
t. Nigerian Greek

But seriously, why are Nigerians everywhere? Besides rich black Americans, I swear that the majority of black people who aren't descended from slave populations are fucking Nigerians. Japan, Italy, China, Australia, etc.

They both seem kind of old. Aren't her sisters in their early 20s? Why not pick one of them instead?

>>90721244
who's the one on the right and is there any more of her?

>>90730856
Because most blacks in America are too poor/scared to travel internationally.
So you get a bunch of Nigerians everywhere scamming people.

>>90721244
I'll just watch the 90s animated Aladdin, and maybe the sequels if I have a weekend to myself.

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>Aladdin
>not Chinese

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>>90730937
Her sisters are white.

>>90730953
How do you not know who Kim Kardashian is?

Isn't Disney's Aladdin a bizarre mix of Golden Age era Baghdad, Mughal era India and some elements of Persian influence? They can't possibly thread that needle in a way that would please everyone.

I'd watch an Aladdin that's just a Ritchie movie for all-ages audiences. Modern day crime film in London with the basic plot points of the Disney move grafted onto it. At least it would be something new.

>rami malek singing
That sounds like a bad idea

>>90731231
He's going to play Freddie Mercury.

>>90726739
I thought it was only the princess who's Chinese with an non Chinese name

>>90731410
But is it a singing role?

>>90731458
maybe.

>>90731202
>Her sisters are white.

Bullshit, they're as dark as Kim, they just hide it better.

>>90731506
Her younger half-sisters, dumbass.

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>>90731458

will iago be gay for jaffar

>>90730977
Damn Nigerians, they're the Jews of the black race...

>>90730242
they were turned off to the fact that a Frenchman might be gay

>>90730856
Because Nigeria has a huge population? It was the site of various civilizations so there's always been a concentrated number of people from that location.

>>90730856
You only think that because Nigerian princes know how to use email

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I think pic related would be a good Aladdin

>>90732343
>Nigeria had the Yoruba kingdoms, the Igbo Kingdom of Nri, the Benin Kingdom, the Hausa cities, and Nupe.
That's a lot of kingdoms but why Nigeria?

>>90731206
Just set Aladdin in China like the creators intended.

>>90732472
Good email services.

>>90726739
>>90731434
That's what I remembered too. Aladdin was implied to be Persian, but he was wooing a Chinese princess.

>>90721273
you'd be surprised

>>90721707
>too lewd to be a Disney princess

oh please

>>90734719
anon she is literally only famous because of a video of bbc cumming on her big fake ass. Otherwise she'd just be the daughter of the other guy on OJs law team.

>>90732472
Early iron production probably did the trick. That and Nigeria seemed to be pretty stable compared to some SSA countries, even among its peers like Ghana and Mali.

>>90721323
Race doesn't matter, anon.

>>90722151

>nontraditional

That just means it'll be in a modern setting, probably New York.

>>90721244
Is Aladdin a strong independent transwomyn who uses all the cishet men she meets as unwilling suicide bombers in the struggle against patriarchy and white American the source of all evil in history?

>>90728817
No, you cultural pleb, the princess was chinese, not Aladdin.

>still not Chinese
quit whitewashing this shit hollywood

>>90736843
I thought Aladdin was Chinese and he was brought to Arabia by Jafar who was Turkish or North African?

>>90736859
Jaffar was from the Maghreb. Aladdin and Jasmine were both from China.

>>90736891
>>90736859
Also, none of the story is set in Arabia. One of the features of the story is the characters and action is all set at opposite ends of the range of Islam.

>>90721244
he's not an arab. she's a whore. so no.

>>90721244
Not even with a stick.

>>90729877
Yes

>>90729575
I don't remember the Disney movie ever specifying anything about the ethnic/racial identity of the characters. Much less that they are Arab or Persian.

FUCK OFF.

>>90737142
How can you watch a movie with a stick?

where are all the hot pics, this thread sucks

>>90736961
they're both Arabs, technically.

>>90721244
Hahaha absolutely not

Kim is A: too old and b: too fucking fat even before you look at her ass, which looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket, and c: devoid of talent on a cosmic scale.

>>90721244
GOTTA KEEP

>>90740584
>fat

t. Ireland

>>90740700
ONE HAND, UNDER THEM ASSCHEEKS

>>90740754
ONE SWING

>>90721362
A Moon Knight series written like Mr Robot would be fucking neat. Especially if Moon Knight isn't the personality that we get perspective on.

>>90721244
both too old, cardassian by at least 2 decades

>>90740726
Yes. She is like Ireland. Full of swine and disease, loved by alcoholics, and utterly tasteless.

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>>90721244
rami malek as aladdin is 10/10. riz ahmed would be cool too, but rami malek makes more sense since he is actually arab.

kim kardashian as jasmine is a joke, its a porn spoof movie casting. pic related would make a much better jasmine

>>90740802
uhhhhhh

>>90741909
I'm literally in fucking love with Golshifteh, anon, holy shit. Are you trying to kill me?

>>90730977
>scared

That makes no sense

t.black in America

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>>90743649
tee hee

>>90745368
too old though and not an Arab.

where's the Kim/Jasmine drawings

Would /co/ approve of omid djalili as the Genie? He ticks their boxes and he's genuinely funny.

>in before "that guy from The Mummy?"

>>90747072
I can see it.

>>90721323
Persians are literal aryans, how is this white washing?

>>90732372
>Riz Ahmed
Nah, he's a twat

>>90721707
No he's handsome in a weird way like Cumberbatch.

>>90726739
>>90734567
That's the original story, not the Disney one that is SIGNIFICANTLY different, you fucking retards.

>>90745485
she is 2 years younger than rami malek and is iranian

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>>90748375
Iran isn't an Arab country and the casting sheet specifies "18-25".

>>90748449
so tehre is no room for based rami anywya

>>90722151
Jack Black?

>>90750837
well duh

>>90721244
only to see her butt in jasmines outfit
that would cause a tidal wave of cum pouring down the aisles

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>>90752365

>>90752760
ill take it, sadly its not her butt...
i know its fake, but something about it just werks

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>>90753415
You'll have to commission a drawing or something.

>>90753524
i could, but that'd be a waste of dosh
ill just do it myself

>>90753847
you're gonna beat off to self-drawn stick figures?

>>90753884

sure...
whatever you say, anon

>>90753947
can you draw?

>>90721244
Can Rami Malek sing?

>>90754118
he's gonna play Freddie Mercury.

>>90754041
i can, but its for me, i don't post anywhere on the net

>>90755182
what an ass.

>>90754118

Can Emma Watson?

>>90755662
Apparently so.

>>90738054
True, post dem olive skin good looking girls that could play Jasmine.

>>90756040
I think he meant more Kim.

>>90721885
>American movie made for Americans

get this white piece of shit out of here

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Guys we gotta be progressive and make the brown princess REALLY BROWN

>>90759124
Mindy Kaling isn't Arab.

>>90759124
Oh god, kill it before it tries to be funny!

>>90759188
when has someone not being the appropriate ethnicity ever stopped hollywood?

>first The Lion King
>now this

Please tell me they're at least not going to touch Hercules

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>>90759259
say hello to your muses

>>90759250
>>90748449

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>>90759330
This is the Broadway cast of Aladdin

Aladdin is played by a filipino-jewish man
Jasmine is white
Genie is black
Jafar is as white as white gets
None of them are middle eastern, arab, persian, indian, or anything of the sort

>>90759425
>Broadway
so not hollywood and not pertaining to the specific casting call anon posted?

>>90759425
Don't see how the Broadway cast is relevant, I linked to a casting call for the movie.

And that woman does not look white.

>>90759469
>>90759479

The original Broadway casting call was very similar to the movie call, and in the end they ended up not caring

>>90759576
Any source on that? All I could find was this http://www.playbill.com/article/disneys-aladdin-and-the-lion-king-offering-open-casting-calls-nationwide-com-366054

>>90759679
And I found this
http://disneyonbroadway.com/casting/

>>90759704
Dude it's says any ethnicity for every character there.

>>90759880
Yeah, I'm the same anon adding on to my post.

>>90759996
oh okay my bad

>>90729675

It's kind of funny to hear americans say "caucasian" when they mean "white", cause nobody living near mountain niggers from caucasus thinks they're white.

>>90721244
Except Kim can't act, so...