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Nostalgia Edition

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[NEW RELEASES]
>New episodes at 7pm EDT
Mar. 23: "Lion 4: Alternate Ending"
https://news.sug.rocks/lion-4-march-23rd/
>Room for Ruby
Mega: https://mega.nz/#!DpAUkaAb!s_v1KG4O29Phex4mrF1RiFuTk8c_YnybRTRyxj5lrRI
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x19.mp4
Dailymotion: [Dailymotion] Steven Universe 419 - Room for Ruby >Issue 1 of new Steven Universe ongoing comic
https://mega.nz/#F!uFcHmR6T!owJQoIxHi3wK4l71ncxS8g

[NEWS]
>New game "Save the Light" coming soon to consoles
https://news.sug.rocks/save-the-light/
>Upcoming art book 'Art and Origins' available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>Upcoming graphic novel 'Anti-Gravity' available for pre-order
http://ew.com/books/2017/02/10/steven-universe-anti-gravity/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/

[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
Streaming: https://marebucks.com/sun/
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html

[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html

[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
[SoundCloud] aivi & surasshu
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG

[MISC]
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
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Jasper spanking Sapphire when?
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What if the last episodes of Season 4 are aired in a bomb format? All of the plot stuff pretty much is at this point
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goodmorning /sug/
give me a gem to doodle
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>>90708849
Always right.
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Jasper is best best gem
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>>90708879
Alexandrite.
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Gems should go to a bar what does each gem drank?
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>>90708879
Peetle!
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>>90708878
I'm betting on it, CN pulled the episode at the last minute for a reason. Maybe they think a bomb will lead to better ratings.
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>>90708887
>Posting a low resolution picture that looks nothing like her.
No dedication, I bet you don't even like her.
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Goodnight /sug/
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>>90708878
We do have five episodes left, considering all the shorts.
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>>90708909
Sorry.
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>>90708878
>5 episodes left.
>First one is a Lion episode.
>We have a few leads into more plot now.
Oh something's going down alright.
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Honestly, I bet the reason we even got weekly episodes was to lead up into a finale bomb.

CN likes to have themes/overarching stories to their bombs, and these past few episodes really wouldn't have worked as a bomb.
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>>90708940
They seemed to be excited for something coming up in the future, and that was several months ago. Hopefully it goes back up in quality the end of this season and season 5
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>>90708849
Cheese sandwich as pretty as can be,
Cheese sandwich please come back to me.
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>>90708913
good morning
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>>90708968
I bet that the show comes back sometime in early April, that seems like about a standard pause these days. Unless they want to try and sync things up with last year in which case we're waiting until May.
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>>90708913
Actually anyone have that image of lapis laying in bed sleeping with her hands outside of the covers together? I think about it to help me get to sleep a lot but I can't seem to find it in my image folder must not have saved it.
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>>90708879
Smoky Quartz
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>>90708987
I actually don't think they'll wait that long to air the bomb. People are getting pretty annoyed/pissed off at SU for one reason or another, so I can see CN trying to get back into people's good graces by finishing Season 4 off with a really good finale.
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lapiven
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>>90708969
Sugar's really hyped up for season 5 in particular. I hope that this season finale is a lead-in to whatever's happening then, and that season 5 is much more focused and consistent than what we've gotten recently.
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>>90709004
How would Rose react to Lapis I wonder?
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>>90709027
She'd probably instantly poof her as she's a Homeworld Gem. Or put her back in the mirror.
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>>90709027
Picture aside she'd probably be extremely upset about what happened if the way she acts when her past is brought up is any indication.
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So, we at least know what the first episode of the theoretical bomb will be. Lion 4: Alternate Ending. And we know Ruby is going to report back to the Diamonds
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>>90709061
The fact that the camera paused on the earrings when Steven took them off makes me think that they'll have some role to play in the next set of episodes.
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>>90709074

Like what? A tracking device?
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>>90709027
I'm 99% sure they met. It's just speculation for now though.
Rose would have tried to recruit her for the crystal gems. Lapis was both ridiculously powerful on earth and was aiding in the colonization efforts. By recruiting her, Rose could have delayed colonization via terraforming and gained a powerful new ally. However, Lapis turned her down.
>But I never believed in this place
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>>90709004
canon
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>>90709104
>Tried to recruit lapis.
>The Gems held her in a mirror for 5000 years.
Very speculative indeed.
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>>90708878
When do you guys think the next possible bomb will take place? Is somewhere in April too optimistic to think?
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>>90709093
Most likely, what with it being a safety precaution for the Zoomen.
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>>90709093
Not sure exactly but probably. If they can send messages to you it wouldn't surprise me if they could send messages from you too.
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>>90708902
>Pearl: boxed wine
>Amethyst: whiskey and kerosene
>Garnet: martini
>Steven: root beer
>Lapis: whiskey and antidepressants
>Peridot: syrup
>Jasper: bourbon pink lemonade
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>>90709128
Not they didn't. They held her for a few decades at most. Not that that excuses it, but it wasn't for thousands of years.
Most of those millenia were spent at the galaxy warp, where she was dropped.
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>>90709135
I think early April is probably a good estimate. I don't think they're going to sit on it for really long, especially given how pissed off and restless fans are getting. Seriously, even my normie friend is getting tired of the way the show is going. He literally bitched about how all the town filler was going to tank the show.
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>>90709155
>kerosene
Damn it, I wasn't prepare to laugh.
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>>90708879
Gimme one Worm please. You take cash?
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>>90709156
She said that they didn't help her, they just ignored her.
And I forgot mirror gems dialogue.....
Or is THAT now retconned?
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>>90709027
I want to know if Lapis even knew her, almost every gem has some connection to Rose, and her comments in Mirror/Ocean Gem and SOW about the CG seem odd.
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>>90709163
It's a known fact that members of the crew visit /sug/ as well as other SU-related haunts. I wonder if they're gonna take all this criticism of the latest townie episodes and change things. Granted for all we know this could be the last season to even have them, or at least ones this mundane, but it's worth noting I think. They're probably very aware that things aren't being terribly well-received lately.
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/trash/ is back in action
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>>90708896
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>>90708849
I guess the crew doesnt hate her after all
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>>90709163
I hope so. Could also be May, knowing CN doesn't understand logic
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Anyone have those greentexts about the Gems raping Steven I couldn't find them
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>>90708879
Buttphire
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>>90709163
Same actually, my normie friend said he hates the show now because they won't stop with the boring filler shit. RfR only made him mildly interested again.
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>>90709204
>crewniverse visits /sug/
I wonder how disgusted they are of us
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>>90709214
>Notices Alexandrite lying prone.
Who's on the other end?
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>>90709204
I can't image Townie episodes casually happen once HW finally returns. Really how could that possibly fit in between the horror of war.
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>>90709248
I'm just the history anon, I wonder if I'm in the clear?
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Why do so many people dislike them?
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Someone on YouTube actually made a good point about the townie shit (shocking I know).

A lot of the townie stuff is having plot threads tied up or giving characters some backstory. Which makes me think we might not have much in Season 5.
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>>90709288
fuck off and kys
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>>90709215
Mandatory.
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>>90709248
They shouldn't really judge, they've drawn worse.
It's not like some is going to draw all the rape scenario greentexts, right?
DON'T DO IT.
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>>90709289
>Someone on YouTube actually made a good point about the townie shit (shocking I know).
>A lot of the townie stuff is having plot threads tied up

Did you not notice that yourself?
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>>90708902
Pearl: Tequila (just for the salt)
Amethyst: Pabst Blue Ribbon, in a crunchy can
Garnet: Sex on the Beach, layered with blue curacao and grenadine
Lapis: Swimming Pool
Peridot: Ectocooler
Jasper: Zombie
Steven: Strawberry milkshake
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>>90709289
I've been saying that for months, if you look back most of the recent townie episodes seem like arc-enders. Drop Beat Dad, New Lars, Kiki's Pizza Service, FBZ, Onion Gang, and Rocknaldo all tie up their central townie. Hopefully Sugar will ignore them now or they all just fucking die.
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>>90709288
kill yourself
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>>90709289
people said the same thing during the begininng of season three retard
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>>90709308
I honestly forget most townie episode
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>>90709345
It wasn't the same, though.
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>>90709236
Which ones?
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>>90709214
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>>90709215
Rebecca doesn't hate Jasper, she just wants Jasperfags to suffer
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>>90709324
All the humans should be called off, including Steven.
They're worthless.
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bye
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>>90709395
There's no SU without Steven.
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>>90709362
I specifically remember Pearl telling him she loved him while he cried in one and in one another he slaps Garnet and she holds him down
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>>90708849
Milo spitting truth once again.
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>>90709409
True, then it's just "Universe".
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>>90709410
This old one from /sugen/?
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>Lars: ended with New Lars
>Sadie and Barb: ended with Sadie's Song
>Ronaldo: ended with Rocknaldo
>Onion: ended with Onion Gang
>Sour Cream: ended with Drop Beat Dad
>Buck Dewey: ended with Shirt Club
>Jenny and Kiki: ended with Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service
>Mayor Dewey: ended with Political Power
>Mr. Smiley: ended with Future Boy Zoltron
>Mr. Fryman and Kofi: ended with Restaurant Wars
>Peedee: ended with Frybo

There is no reason for any of these characters to ever appear or have focus ever again.
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>>90709395
>Hating best character Greg
And Steven is the only one who makes the gems interesting.

If there was no Steven the gems would kill each other in half an episode and the show would be over.

Also the issue isn't the humans themselves, it's the boarders lack of ability to write well.
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>>90709409
Yes there would be.
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>>90709427
Yes these are the ones
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>>90708994
That's a no then? :C
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>>90709461
Ok
>>90709427
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>>90709440
But anon, how will they appeal to Tumblr?
Seriously, the Gems should kill off the humans, they offer nothing of value.
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>>90709462
how old is the image
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>>90709440
I feel like Tiger Philanthropist wrapped up the wrestling thing, too
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>>90709440
Frybo was so early in the show that I initially thought that Peedee would be a much more important recurring character. Especially since he seems to be the only person in town that's actually Steven's age. Kind of funny how they gave him full focus of such an early episode and seemingly wrapped up his whole character in it.
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>>90709427
>>90709474
That's all I bothered to save of it
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>>90709440
>Amethyst: ended with Earthlings
>Pearl: ended with Mr. Greg
>Lapis: ended with Same Old World
>Peridot: ended with Message Received
>Jasper: ended with Earthlings

There is no reason for any of these characters to ever appear or have focus ever again.
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>90709423
I've thought of worse things about SU, is he even trying?
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>>90709462
lapis is shit
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>>90709475
>But anon, how will they appeal to Tumblr?
Tumblr doesn't care about them either. Tumblrites like the gems only.
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>>90709495
not the same thing tard
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>>90709440
Only ones that are left are Vidalia and Nanafua

I don't know what they'll do with Vidalia

Nanafua's arc will end with her dying.

>>90709495
>Lapis
>Ending with Same Old World

She's still a massive piece of shit, she JUST started developing in Room for Ruby
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>>90709513
It's the same thing.
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>>90709483
yeah, wrestling will probably never be brought up again
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>>90709513
>mad he got btfo
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>>90709495
all the current boring and or meme characters are getting shattered and murdered within the next four episodes and we're getting a brand new cast of townies and a brand new cast of gems next season

get hype
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What new gems do you want to see?

Hard mode: No Emeralds, really any Beryls, or Topaz
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>>90709519
nope, not the same thing
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>>90709442
Greg is a terrible character; real fathers complain about him all the time.

And the Gems would be much better off without Steven; Milo Hoff explains it well.

You can't blame the boarders; the human characters are inherently shit.
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>>90709525
Feels bad

>>90709519
No, it's not

The gems are main characters.
The townies are side characters.
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>>90709518
>She's still a massive piece of shit
So is Lars. Your point?

Lapis is just a piece of shit by default just like Lars.
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>>90709526
Are you still here leddit?
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>>90709361
>>90709513
stop being retarded, the townies are what Sugar uses to remind us that Steven is half human and they'll continue to get just as many episodes as the gems do
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We even got some resolution on Ocean Town. We find it was apparently on fire, and that's what happened to it.
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>>90709440
Also
>Connie's parents: ended with Nightmare Hospital
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>>90709542
>And the Gems would be much better off without Steven; Milo Hoff explains it well.
Oh, it's this retard.
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>>90709545
the difference is lars arc is over since sadie loves him for no reason and he was never a character who would "be nice" or learn anything anyway
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>>90709542
>Real fathers complain about him all the time.

Not true and if it were it doesn't mean anything. No "real fathers" are dads of a half-alien jewish boy with healing powers.

>>90709560
Only Priyanka though, nothing to do with Doug.
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>>90709427
>>90709474
>>90709492
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>>90709533
I actually want to see Snowflake.

I have an Obsidian fetish
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>>90709568
Doug isn't even a character. He's just kind of there
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>>90709551
If they're good episodes, the more the merrier. Just needs actual Gem interactions like in Too Short to Ride or Onion Friend.
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>>90709570
There's one more where Lion molests him.
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>>90709518
and Garnet JUST started developing in The Answer

and Pearl JUST started developing in Mr. Greg

and Amethyst JUST started developing in Tiger Philanthropist

and Jasper JUST started developing in Earthlings (that one might not be ironic)
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>>90709575
I hope snowflake drops some info on white Diamond. White, gray, and black gems might belong to her.
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>>90709575
SNOWFLAKE?!
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>>90709568
>>90709583
Apparently, Priyanka talked it over with Doug after Nightmare Hospital since they were big cool with Connie going on missions.

What could be done with Doug?
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Episode for this guy when?
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>>90709551
yeah we really need focus on how autistic onion is or some black guy and his fuckbuddy who doesn't even know steven to remind us that steven is human
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If Mystery Girl and Rose (magically came back) were both either side of Pearl, and started kissing her, how would Pearl react?
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>>90709611
Cop adventures
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>>90709616
That's what Tumblr wants so why complain?
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>>90709611
He's secretly in the Federation Against Gems
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>>90709614
at this point he was spared

can't get a bad episode if you never get any
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>>90709616
your opinion about the townie episodes being bad doesn't mean the crewniverse is going to stop making them uggo retardo
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>>90709627
She'd dissipate her form.
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>>90709492
> you will never know where the Lion took Steven because anon didn't save the rest
> even worse, you suspect it to be the barn, but that part of the story is lost
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>>90709440
Feels like it. Also what >>90709483 and >>90709518 said. Maybe we "need" a Kofi episode too but perhaps that was sorta figured out in the beach volleyball episode and Restaurant Wars. I think Jamie is also sorted out but honestly he's one of the few townies I would enjoy seeing more episodes of.
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>>90709640
>Federation Against Gems
Oh you cheeky bastard.
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>>90709653
>don't complain about them being bad just accept that the crewniverse is retarded
SoLfags in a nutshell
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>>90709653
hey poopooface no one would be complaining if the episodes WERE FUN TO WATCH
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>>90709682
>>90709687
The Crewniverse has been retarded since the pilot.
What did you expect?
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>>90709676
IIRC he met Connie, then they fused and Lion raped Stevonnie, corrupting Connie and making Steven have a threesome with her and Lion.
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Has each townie gotten three episodes?
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>People still trying to defend townies and SoL and pretending they are good and necesary
this "SoL is good" meme needs to end
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>>90709679
I think a Nanafua episode detailing how they came to Beach City (maybe with Ruby working at the restaurant like in that one rumoured thing) would be neat.
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>>90709682
>>90709687
i was replying to delusional fags who are acting like the townies aren't coming back because they think their "stories have been resolved", don't get so butthurt
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POST BLUE DIAMOND NOW
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>>90709704
about two or three
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>>90709533
I'd be interested in seeing an Amber, because I'm curious if that type of gem would have a unique construction due to being fossilized tree sap
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>>90709710
>thinking plot is any better
Plotfags are delusional.
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>>90709588
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>>90709609
>>90709608
Poor girl's probably corrupt as hell.
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>>90709727
There is no reason to have another episode focusing on Lars at all stupid SoLfag
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>>90709727
>impending war/Homeworld is coming
>all of the townies are getting resolved one way or another

Are SoLfags this retarded?
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>>90709729

>>90709743
>CAPTHCHA: Loyalist dr.
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>>90709533
I'd like to see an Onyx, if anything to destroy edgelord theories and have Onyx as a nice, stable Gem.
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So what's a more compelling situation?

Blue Diamond having a romantic relationship with Pink Diamond, leading to her grieving harder than Yellow after she was shattered.

Or Pink Diamond being a younger diamond, meaning that Blue was a mother figure and with her shattering, Blue lost something that resembles, as closely as gems can, her child.
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>>90709636
Pretty sure tumblr doesn't want that and much of them have turned on the show.

Speaking of why they have turned on the show, why did the gems decide to leave Bismuth bubbled, and what are they waiting for before freeing her?
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>>90709783
More focus on Lars and Sadie according to towniefags
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>>90709701
Now glad I didn't get to read the rest. Thanks for making me feel better.
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>>90709777
Onyx is a type of Quartz.
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>>90708976
Reminder that CBF confirmed Jasper will join the giant fusion orgy during the climax in the final episodes of the series.
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>>90709783
Neither. They were more like sisters than anything else.
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>>90709793
They waiting to afford Bismuth's VA's next paycheck.
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>>90709533
> No Topaz
Fuck. Would love to see a yellow Gem.

Hmm. Actually, Zircon comes in yellow. I'll go with that.
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>>90709533
Emeralds fuck you.
But for real more organic gems like Ivory, Jet, and Amber.
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>>90709533
Warpstone.
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>>90709799
There's already potential there; Onyx help run the human zoos. Contrary to popular belief, Onyx are actual nurturing pacifists with no real combat capabilities.
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>>90709793
Bismuth told her story in the span of her entire episode and then died, she has no reason to come back unless they want her character to dick around doing nothing and then get ruined. Tumblrfags are tards.
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>>90709776
>2000 pounds of pussy and ass
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>>90709783
Practically anything's better than the sister fanwank honestly.
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>>90709783
I see it as an older sister dynamic, and WD is potentially the mother.
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>>90709682
>>90709749
>>90709795
Do you honestly believe SoLfags are a thing?
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>>90709749
>>90709751
>not being a delusional faggot by facing the reality that Rebecca cares about the townies and thinks they are an important part of the show and therefore will continue to make episodes with them in it makes me a SOLfag
kys
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>>90708849
Is the link for Room for Ruby dead? I can dl the other episodes, but not that one.
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>>90709800
Whose stand-in is each CBF character again? I'm guessing the bread is Jasper and the spoon is Steven?
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>>90709783
They're obviously sisters
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>>90709817
I find it hard to believe she'd be that pricy.
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>>90709873
the 1080p link works for me
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>>90709533
I wanna see a goddamn kidney stone
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Wait, Lars is still alive

So they need to kill him off to wrap up his non-story
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Where even is Emerald.

We found out Ruby, Sapphire, and Diamond existed in the span of two episodes
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>>90709904
It's working now, but twice I got an error saying it couldn't access that file. Hm.
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>>90708905
I wanted to give her tidier hair, ended up with Amethyst hair

what is she saying /sug/?
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>>90709851
Why is the most likely and obvious possibility 'fanwank'?
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>>90709919
The New Lars already did that without any fatalities.
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>>90709919
this
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>>90709839
Then just have her leave to experience the Earth or some shit, the whole episode showed that bubbling does nothing to rehabilitate or even punish gems, and further aggression from her seemed improbable.
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>>90709920
She'll probably get mentioned off handedly, like Bismuth with snowflake, crazy lace, Biggs, and nephrite.
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>>90709839
when you aren't taking a characters personal struggles and motivations into consideration, you could say the same thing for Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Jasper stupid faggot, especially Lapis and Peridot since they literally do nothing but jack around with toilet water in a barn. This show is about the characters and their fuck ups and their growth and if you haven't realized that by now you weren't actually paying attention or probably skipped over season one like a dumb faggot with adhd
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>>90709943
We need to kill all the humans.
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>>90709880
Spoon's Garnet (also voiced by Estelle), Pear's Pearl. Burger and Pizza are Peridot and Lapis, respectively. Not sure about Waffle, Egg, Bacon and Milk, though.
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>>90709948
Why does no one remember that Bismuth punched Lapis? Do you think the crew seriously forgot that?
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>>90709575
>Obsidian fetish
Hows that work exactly?
is it anything like tiles?
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>>90709920
Most people seem to think that they're being saved for something important. This late into the show it feels like they're intentionally avoiding naming Emerald, I mean we got Carnelian, Bismuth, and Holly Blue Agate on screen ahead of even a mention of Emerald.
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>>90709926
/sug/
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>>90709960
FAGGOT
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FUCK REBECCA SUGAR AND FUCK GEM PEOPLE

HUMAN LIVES MATTER
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>>90709970
PERIDOT PEARL CONFIRMED
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>>90709971
Was that ever confirmed to be CG Bismuth or just some rogue worker?
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>>90709960
you really want giga nigga back that bad fag? jasper would have a more compelling arc than muh BLM
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>>90708849
How can you have nostalgia for a three year old show?
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>>90709990
Ur dum.
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>>90709970
I think the spoon is Pearl
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>>90709994
Yeah it was a completely different Bismuth you tard.
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>>90710003
Astonishing huh?
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>>90709926
>"You got this, P.!"
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>>90709965
Including Steven
he's the worst of them
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>>90709994
holy fuck use Occam's razor
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>>90710025
He should have died in So Many Birthdays.
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>>90709292
>>90709328
shut the fuck up you little weenie faggots, zuke is fine and if you don't think so then stick your hand in a garbage disposal so you can check to see if your really alive.
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When will this scenario happen in SU?
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>>90710000
I'm not a fag for Bismuth and I don't care if she comes back or not, I'm just saying it isn't impossible for her to come back and get a little bit of development and her "story" isn't really any more concluded than any of the other characters
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>>90709982
As a matter of fact, Yes
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>>90710043
kys falseflagger shithead cunt return to leddit if you want easy e-cred
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>>90710043
kill yourself already Zuke
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>>90709971
I mean obviously the show isn't done with her yet, for the reason you mentioned, but this show's bullshit airing schedule compounded with its already mediocre pacing, make it seem a lot longer.

Also they hate the message that it's wrong to kill people who want to kill you, even though that's more due to the internal logic of how gems work than anything else.
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>>90710017
>>90710032
I could actually see that being twist in the show.
>You were the one who poofed me during the war! Did you seriously forget that?
>One problem with your theory terraformer: I was bubbled up up by the time the Lazulis invaded.
...Probably not.
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bismuth is ugly
should stay gone
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>>90709427
>>90709474
>>90709492
nasty pedophiles
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You guys do realize we've seen an Emerald in the show, right?
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>>90710095
the entire cast is ugly
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>>90710082
as if we need more conflict in the show to be dissolved and dropped
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>when people on /sug/ complain more about the show than people who actually hate the show
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>>90709568
There was a 35 year old father with two kids who came into an SU thread and complained how Greg set a bad example for children.

Yeah, dad's hate him.
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>>90709992
Pepe's actually supposed to be Greg.
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>>90708994
idk but this is cute
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>>90710114
Like I can trust a dad who uses 4chan.
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>>90710104
Where
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>>90710114
That was me. I was just shitposting.
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>>90710060
>>90710075
boooooooooo bad memes. unoriginal,whiny, white boy posts. you both are dry unsalted fucking crackers with no flare.

fucking weak sauce faggots aha
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>>90710114
I'm a 50 year old father with 3 kids who all work at NASA and I think Greg is a great dad.
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>>90710107
Not Lapis
or Pearl
or Opal
or Peridot
or Rose
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>>90710082
Bismuth is a bloodthirsty baby killer
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>>90710111
Shitposter kun is an accepted member of /sug/ now. We've gone full circle.
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>>90710111
I watch it so I have more legitimate basis to complain. i still like it but i hate it's fuckups
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>>90710104
That's a Nephrite and you know it
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>>90710114
>One guy

He's probably a beta male faggot if he's a dad and he's spending his time to complain about SU on an SU thread on 4chan.
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>>90710140
>not lapis

stopped reading here
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>>90710140
peridot is the ugliest character on the show beside bismuth
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>>90710150
It's nothing but fuck ups.
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>>90710150
did it ever occur to you that you were an over entitled white person bitching about a literal nothing to give yourself something to do?
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>>90710158
Don't care, you have shit taste and irrelevant opinions
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>>90710151
I'm not talking talking about Centi. You'd have to be a retard to actually think she's anything but a Nephrite, with how obvious a hint that was
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Is this Baiting Newfags General?
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>>90709372
>"No one asked for Jasper."
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>>90710160
No, Smoky Quartz is second ugliest
You'd have to be blind to out Peridot that high on the ugly kist
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>>90710171
hatter get off 4chan you are too young.
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I don't know why people still think that Pearl fusing with Garnet to form Sardonyx is wrong when Garnet agreed to it.
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>>90710003
Everything since season one has been so shit that The Return/Jailbreak seems older than it really is.
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>>90710197
kys
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>>90710204
>shitty bait
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>>90710202
zuke did lapis and peridot the best
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>>90710214
And I thought GF had a whiny general.
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>>90710227
GF didn't shit the bed right after its first season
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>>90710204
>tfw people really are just reusing bait from the /sug/ bait compilation posts
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Emerald. She's right there
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>>90710168
did you just assume i was white
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>>90710216
hatter dont make me call your parents and get your internet privileges revoked for the week
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>>90710214
Season one was shit though; why do people think SU was ever any good?
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>>90710242
no one asked fag get a clue
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>>90710241
never ever emeraldfag
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>>90710237
Neither did SU.
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>>90710258
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>90710237
>GF didn't shit the bed after it's first season
That's hilarious.
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Is someone gonna make one of these for Navy? I know we had one of Lapis but this feels way more fitting
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>>90710253
>>90710242
oops not you

>>90710241
(you)
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>>90710272
It was already done on Tumblr.
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>>90710272
They did one within 24 hours of the episode airing.
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>>90710267
>let me type HA over and over again; that'll prove my point.
If you really look at SU's progress, the quality really didn't start middling until the second season finale with the Cluster; Season 2 was more or less well received for Peridemption.
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still /r/ing Navy saying
>Howdy! I'm Navy! Navy the Ruby!
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>>90709288
It's a prepubescent troglodyte that is difficult to reason with. It also like to wear yoga pants backwards.
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>>90710258
That's what you'd like to think Rebecca
>>
>>90710282
whats wrong snowflake got some grievances with the truth?
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>>90710293
stop conversing with shitposters leddit
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>>90710293
Which was, what, two episodes?
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>>90710307
Alex Hirsch, don't you have a Pokémon movie to work on.
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>>90710293
The Peridot arc was good despite how shitty and annoying she is, the Sardonyx arc was pretty bad though
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>>90710314
Peridemption or the Cluster finale?
>>
DUDE
I'M LIKE TOTALLY UNIQUE
LMAO

the characters
the drama
the show
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>>90710327
That seems to be a formula with SU.
>slow paced first half
>much better received second half
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>>90710339
peridemption
the finale was terrible too
>haha they just need each other! hugs!
just end this show already
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Come to my house if you want to eat free pizza and talk about Jasper being perfect and beautiful.
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>>90710343
?????
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>>90710355
seasons three and four have been almost entirely shit with just a few good solo episodes scattered around though
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>>90710362
>end this show because I don't personally like it
Yes, that will totally work.
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>>90709533
SALT
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>>90710382
Season 3 has a much better track record; after Monster Reunion, the rest of the season was pretty good.
There were some pretty good episodes in season 4 and it's not over yet so it's still to early to judge.
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>>90710391
can lead be a gem? bismuth kind of made anything possible
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Oh good god, I just realised the bait is being intentionally posted because the "Jascucks", this is the term right?, are trying to control the general.
If the next one has something to do with Jasper then I fear I may be right.
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>>90710362
There was more than two episodes of Peridemption...
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>>90710414
THEY'RE TRYING TO SPEED US TOWARDS PAGE TEN!
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>>90710412
>after Monster Reunion, the rest of the season was pretty good
lel
>There were some pretty good episodes in season 4
Mindful Education was the only one that really stood out desu, the Out of This World bomb was okay but it will mean nothing if the follow up is executed poorly
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>>90710386
Yeah it's doing a good job of killing itself anyways
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>>90708849
Why are people so excited for this show?
>It'll start about good in the first couple of seasons.
>One person, presumably Toby Jones, leaves the show.
>The quality drops and the show is just a shell of its former self.
It happened with AT, it happened with SU, so why should I get hyped for this?
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>>90710414
Bow down to me.
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>>90710469
Not really.
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fuck this gay shit let's discuss gem dicks
i like the slippery wet dripping whale dick!
whose dick is your favorite?
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>>90710470
Anything that people can watch besides SU

Everyone left this sinking ship already
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>>90710470
I'm not excited for it at all and think it will probably be another DBZ fanfiction that is much worse than the DBZ fanficiton that is SU
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>>90709849
What could you possibly do with that much ass?
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>>90710470
Dude, talk about this in it's own general or threads.
Ian also confirms it's "plot" will be a parody/jokeful one.
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>>90710458
>lel
What was wrong with the rest of the nuke then?
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>>90709404
please stop with this it's scaring the younger viewers
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>>90710487
Do I need to be pull out the generals that had people whining about it being cancelled

or the ones that hate the last three episodes
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>>90710489
>Everyone left this sinking ship already
>The general still gets the most traffic on /co/.
For all the talk about people dropping the show, they'll still be here by next week.
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>>90710503
Lapis, Malachite, Jasper, and the finale were all executed poorly

Amethyst's development was the only good thing to come out of season three
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>>90710537
Malachite wasn't even in late season 3.
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>>90710504
children only watch the show for Peridot and love her the more retarded and autistic she is, that's the only reason she exists and why she's such a meme
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>>90710514
This show isn't cancelled though.
In fact, despite all odds, it's actually the second most viewed show on CN.
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>>90710517
citation needed

more like it gets hate posted to oblivion
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>>90710548
I meant her long term effects on Lapis and Jasper rather than her own "character"
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>>90710473
Why would I bow to a dog?
>>
>>90710559
you really have nothing better to think about do you? are you autistic or just painfully boring?
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>>90710559
DUDE
MEEP MORP
LMAO
>>
>>90710594
yes
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>>90710594
>Not painfully autistic and boring.
One job.
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>>90710611

good answer
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>>90710582
Bend over.
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You're all so terribly autistic, you cannot enjoy a show without finding reasons to hate it.

This is worse than /mlp/ at this point
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>>90710294
What if Navy secretly hated being called Navy as opposed to her facet/cut, since that's what gems seem fine using instead of names.
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>>90710639
why are bronies here
>>
>>90710632
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>>90710639
>SU is worse than MLP
So now it took you until 2017 to figure that out, champ?
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>>90710639
Nice projection there, despite SU's flaws, I overlook them.

>>90710632
*Pulls out destabiliser*
Make me.
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>>90710639
hey its just another case of boring ass people focused on one thing too much until they take the piss completely out of it.

maybe if you people had a healthier set of hobbies you wouldnt be so focused on the drawing differences between artists and line delivery for navy. go study or learn to fuck
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>>90708997
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>>90710639
>enjoy
I don't even remember the last episode I enjoyed

The singing diamonds? Uncle Andy? Last Birthday? It's all a blur full of shit at this point
>>
Look at those eyes, how could any being ever say no to him?
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>>90709776
Do you think Yellow ever takes advantage of Blue by making her dress sluty?
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>>90710688
you're not interesting nor are you contributing

you're worse than the autists and is probably a nigger
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>>90710696
>>90709743
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who would win, 10 south african gold miners or the crystal gems
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>>90710696
fuck off woskis
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>>90710696
I almost thought you were talking about Greg for a second, but you're talking about Steven I think.

Greg's hands look very manly in that image.
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>>90710707
No, why would shee dress like a nun if that was the case?
>>
>>90710710
no i am leagues more interesting than you gaggle of faggots im just waiting for the light hearted fun that isnt swallowed up by pointless whining and bitching to come around.

i'm patient i'll wait.
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>>90710712
Hitler
>>
Greg's so g is literally the best song
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I'm doing a Barn Mates rewrite since it's the worst episode in the series..

Anyone interested in what I've come up with so far?
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>>90710489
That's the problem; we're just leaving sinking ships.
How long until I leave OK KO for infinity train?
>>
>>90710743
what are you, a cancerous lapidirtfag?
>>
>>90710743
>light hearted fun
go join a support group with coloring books
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>>90710762
Is it Grimdark?
>>
>>90710762
yeah, if it's good enough we can send it to Rebecca when you're done
>>
>>90710764
OK KO might be good
might be great even

but I give it two seasons, that's par on course for turning to shit
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>>90710766
hatter one more mouthy little come back like that and that internet connection is forfeit and i tell mom and dad that you're in a relationship with the white version of kid who made that clock that got mistook for a bomb and arrested for it.
>>
you think one day we'll cleanse the tumblrfags out of this general?
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>>90710795
lapidirtfags should kill themselves
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>>90710768
will we be coloring visual depictions of how to not to be whiny constantly nitpicking over entitled cunts?
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What would happen if Steven started attacking the gems? There is no explanation he just does it because
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>>90710813
Only in /trash/
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>>90710817
No you'll be coloring everything black because there's a deep message behind it and circle jerk about how entitled cracks are and share blogs
>>
>>90710813
>someone isnt hive minding with the rest of us

>they must be from [GASP] tumblr

this is what you look like when you spew such memey garbage 4chan logic
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>>90710813
We just need to post more /ss/
>>
My backfolds are sweating really bad and I just dropped my can of Monster on the floor all over my mlp comics.
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>>90710818
Actual Unfiltered plot
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>>90710857
>>90710858
get the fuck out woskis
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>>90710762
It's probably shit.
>>
"D..do you have any last words Pearl? Before I shatter you?"
>"...I always thought you were cute and your hair smelt nice, Steven."
"W...wow thanks
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>>90710855
>4chan logic
yes
on 4chan
kys
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>>90710855
Tumblrfag spotted.
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>>90710915
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>>90710855
are you gonna blog about it

>Reeeee those 4chan kids!!!!
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>>90710793
I give it five episodes.
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>>90710762
>>90710784
>>90710899
You're god damn right it is. Can't be any worse than the original, though.

My only guidelines is that I have to make sure it ends the exact same way as the original episode. Meaning I'm keeping the scene where Lapis tells Peridot to fuck off exactly the same.

The episode also starts the same, my rewrite changes start on line 30.

http://pastebin.com/WDiVBs68

Also, /co/ mods hate pastebin for some reason. My fucking pastes are always related to the thread topic though.
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>>90710923
>>90710918
nah its more like ive been here longer than either of you little boys and i cant stand to see you people adopt such shit speak to feel like youre part of a group or community.

makes you come off like some parroting drone person who can lighting quick type kys or use the faulty logic of this site but by god dont type out a thought out response or use any imagination. booring weebs kill yourselves you arent doing anything useful to anyone anyways aside from spending your parents money
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Post what happens when the gems finally snap.

Peael
>Locks herself and Steven in a room, and makes him say he loves her, every five minutes
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>Bismuth already Believes in Steven
>Anyone honestly thinking jasperdemtion will come first
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>>90709020
I can't wait for more Ronaldo lore.
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>>90710946
if i could just choke you to death by shoving a jagged rock down your throat until it hits your belly then you mighyt you would appreciate life and the people around you more.
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>>90710986
Nice pasta.
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>>90710994
Jasper's VA costs less though.
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>>90711005
then you might* thanks autocorrect!!!!
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>>90708849
Does anyne know where I could get the show in the Japanese dub?
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>>90711020
Celebrity casting was a mistake.
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>>90711012
nah i typed that out right then and there. have fun turning that into pasta tho because thats way easier than typing something out that isnt some impulsive bitching or whining about some shit that doesnt matter.
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>>90710978
>Can't be any worse than the original.
I trust you'll find a way.
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Steven: Guys, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm pregnant.

*Amethyst and Garnet fall silent while Pearl begins to tremble uncontrollably*

Pearl *screeching*: OH STEVEN!

*Pearl rushes towards Steven and embraces him while sobbing*

Garnet: Steven, how did this happen?

Steven: *sigh*

Steven: Me and.. *siiiiiiiiiiigh*

*Steven raises his head and finds his reflection staring back at him in Garnet's cool shades*

*Steven takes a deep breath before saying-*

Steven: I let Lapis lay her eggs in me.
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>>90709003
Anon, I don't think Cartoon Network really cares about the show that much...
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>>90710994
Jasper is cool and Bismuth is shit
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>>90711053
Aren't you doing the same thing?
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>>90711071
thank god, everyone look at this poster right here.

thank you very much for providing us with this and not some boring shit you are a god send.

see how easy it is to be light hearted and jolly about things?
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>>90710994
Fuck, man, if Steven let her out right now she'd be just fine after a brief awkward period of about the same length/severity as when Pearl raped Garnet. Now that Steven is coming to terms with the Pink Diamond he could come around any minute and realize how stupid it is to keep her locked inside. And then Sugar will come up with some convoluted reason to have her cake and eat it too regarding the status quo and keeping the original team dynamic. Like have Bismuth go on some soul-seeking journey to totally not mass produce questionable weapons in secret.
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>>90710366
Wouldn't Jasper have shat all over her sisters from the beta kindergarten, especially Skinny and Carnelian? She conisistently belittled Amethyst for coming out wrong and defective as a way of projecting and coping with her own insecurities. So wouldn't she have done the same to the other beta quartzes?
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>>90711099
no see im railing against you people for being overly entitled about the show and lazzzzzyyyyyy.
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>>90711113
I see perversion and an idiot favouring it.
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Zoo outfit time?
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>>90711136
i see colorful writing and a mocking sense of humor myself.

maybe you are projecting that onto me tho.

what are you fat and red headed?
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>Lapis and Peridot try to kill Steven
>get to stay in the barn

>Jasper and Bismuth try to kill Steven
>absolutely worst and won't be redeemed for another 5 seasons
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>>90711134
Then may I recommend you do something for your country?
Instead of pestering those unfit for duty?
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>>90711128
Why do you think she has such a chip on her shoulder about it? Imagine all the crappy quartzes she had to fight along side during the war and how she had to deal with their uselessness every day.
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>>90711160
I AM DOING SOMETHING FOR MY COUNTRY RIGHT HERE

it's called giving out a reality check to people who make it their lifes ambition to avoid it.
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>>90711071
REMINDER

>Season 5 Leaked Episode Titles


What it Means
Beach City Bash
Rose's Court
The Ballad of Barbara Miller
Steven, Amethyst, and The Worm
Day One
Prom Prince
Lion 5: Back to the Revengeance
It's not Really Over is it
Lapis Lays an Egg
Knighthood
Jukebox Heroine
Jasperilla
Jesus, What The Fuck is That?
Hit The Books
Old Greg
Diamond Dogs
Fusion Ha!
That Feels So Good Around My Dick, Gurl
Breaking Point
To Be Human
Reach For The Sky
Critical Mass (Part 1)
Heavy Metal (Part 2)
What We Really Are (Part 3)
Steven Universe
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>>90709197
cash would be nice but this one's on the house
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>>90711005
or you could do the world a favor and kys
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>>90711078
To put it in perspective; they care about it more than AT and WBB, which isn't saying much.
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>>90711056
Well, did I yet?
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>>90711158
>colourful writing
Where, dare I ask?
>mocking sense of humor
In a parodying way, yes.
>what are you fat and red headed?
Moderate and black haired.
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>>90711128
yeah probably, she might be a little less hateful towards the Beta Kindergarten gems since they fought alongside her and just doesn't want to be associated with them at all
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Tiny Garnet.
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>>90711198
you could do the world a favor and stop fucking posting until you learn more hip and cool catch phrases instead of you just glossy eyed impulse typing abbreviations and expecting that to be actual human communication
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>>90711211
Yes.
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>>90711219

>takes a deep breathe

"lapis laid eggs in me"

thats writing gold.
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>>90711176
Then may I give you a reality check?

No-one cares, remain silent or say your peace.
It will be ignored regardless.
As you have clearly ignored me.
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>>90711228
>I suck a TON of dicks
yeah yeah we get it you like cocks
*throws you attention*
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>>90711071
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>>90711251
Writing gold?
GOLD?

It's bronze at best.
Steven laying eggs in Lapis would be interesting.
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>>90711253
now if that was actually true then why bother replying if you didnt want the attention? why say anything to me if i wasnt hitting the right spots to begin with?

take this useless unfunny faggot for example: >>90711265


like wow kid that was so savage please no more dont give me the middle finger tooo!!!!!!!

>>90711283
look, dont hate because you didnt write it first
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>>90711251
>mocking a person for trying to write a cool and relatable shortfic
I tried my best and that's what matters kys
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>>90711295
*gives you more attention*
so mature!!!
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>>90711310
NOT MOCKING KEEP IT UP!!!!

>>90711324
you have exactly one more post peek my interest with your words or i'll just ignore you for the rest of the thread and you can tell me to kill myself to your bedroom wall or where ever youre at.
>>
I feel like I'm in the eye of a shitstorm while everyone around me is combusting in anger around me
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>>90711295
Because I wish for you to realise an unspoken law of 4chan.
No-one cares for what you say, yet I care for you.
Please, be silent, speaking here is just wasted time.
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>>90711353
wanna flirt with me, bby
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>>90710978
I actually quite like this, anon. Fine job.
>>
Peridot's
Smooth
Feetsies
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>>90711364
there is no unspoken law of 4chan stop trying to talk to me like you arent some dorky fuck who thinks he's this 4chan wizard showing me the ropes.

get that dopey fucking ideology out of your head and take up a real hobby or trade.
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>>90711353
You're right, let's get back on track.
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>>90710202
>beta
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>>90711394
Even more wasted time.
Now I regret speaking.
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>>90711395
Yeah let's go back trying to remember when this show wasn't shit

Was it a year ago or two years ago?
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>>90711422
it's our resident schizo
shut up and we can prolong this bait fuel for a few more generals
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>>90711128
I assume they never interacted much. She just thinks she's better than defective gems because that's what Homeworld taught her, even though she never really interacted with one (That's just speculation, though).
tl;dr: she'd probably treat them well if she knew them.
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>>90710978
If Steven wasn't there Lapis would have killed or raped Peridot, not just went along with everything. The memebarn as a whole and Lapis being forced in there with Peridot is the problem.
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I legitimately don't know why I'm still here, or why I even watch the show. Every time I try to break it down I never come to a rational conclusion other than I don't like the show anymore, but I just want it to be good. Most new episodes just leave me disappointed and frustrated.
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>>90710114
the guy was joking, I can't believe we're talking about it
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>>90711422
your should have after the very first time but people with narcissist tendencies tend not be able to see the forest for the trees when it comes to social interactions.

>>90711442
my bait fuel is just bad posting. not thought out, no effort whining, and bitching about su drives me up the wall because it kind of shows me how utterly boring and contrived the people who clammer over this show can be
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>>90711484
Hope.
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>>90711484
that's the entire general in a nutshell
we're just waiting for something to happen already to speculate on
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>>90711484
Do you want to come to my house and eat free pizza and watch Samurai Jack and talk about Jasper with me?
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>>90711498
I'm losing it with every new episode. I don't even know what's going to happen at this point. YD and BD come to Earth and Steven says something that they couldn't possibly have thought of in the entirety that is their existence and changes their mind?
>>90711538
>Samurai Jack
>Free Pizza
>Jasper
Hell yeah
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>>90711528
We are kinda between episodes now. Not much to discuss in general.
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Who is Alex Jones' favorite gem?
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>>90711487
SU is shit deal with it
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>Production Season 3 episodes (seasons 4 and 5) with Lapis and/or Peridot in them
The Kindergarten Kid (Raven and Paul)
Video Chat short (Colin Howard; shorts in general boarded by Colin and Jeff)
Gem Harvest (Raven, Paul, Hilary, and Zuke)
Adventures in Light Distortion (Raven and Paul)
The New Crystal Gems (Raven and Paul)
Room for Ruby (Raven and Zuke)
There's a pattern in here, and it's not the one you'd expect (though I guess it will be now that the teams have switched up)
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>>90711559
We have memes to discuss

and gem feet
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Can we talk about how fucked up the history of SU should be without religion and the modified landscape of the world?
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>>90711565
Raven worked on pretty much all of them save for the Video Chart.
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>>90711563
no, su is a good tv show on par in my personal opinion with the great older cartoons in terms of talent like ren and stimpy or the best episodes of animaniacs.

the thing about su that sucks is all the overly entitled fanbase bitching about stuff as little as color scheme in places like 4chan or rebbit or tumblr or whatever. it's all over entitled kids and young people bitching over the smallest things in a kids tv show. the show itself is fine.
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>>90711589
Too bad it's not important to the show, otherwise they would have mentioned it.
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damn i thought rubies were voiced by a shitty child actor but that bitch is like 30 what the fuck
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>>90711641
no it's shit and nowhere near Spielberg level of wit

you're an idiot lol
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>>90711565
Wow they're all shit, what a surprise.
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>>90711589
I fucking hate the way SU does worldbuilding. It'll toss shit like this out there to make the idea that the world is so "different" and that there's deep lore here, but it'll never fucking be expanded upon. Just like how Buddy apparnetly explored all the gem structures and travelled the whole globe to look at them!...then none get mentioned in actual detail other than the palanquin which was obviously setting something up.
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>>90711669
Your information is as outdated as The Simpsons.
Good to see you again, Homer-poster.
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>>90711669
Rubies sound like shit. They have in all the episodes they've appeared in.
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>>90709239
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I want pearl to develop an addiction to corona light
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Steven deserves Kiki.
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>>90711754
Wow, what a butt face.
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>Reminder that Steven and Lars are almost the same age
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>>90711746
Ruby has the best VA though
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>>90711661
They did, technically.
>>90711706
It's like Rebecca Sugar hates viewers and money.
How fast do you think the fanbase would grow if worldbuilding like that happened?
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>>90711820
Worldbuilding? What the fuck is that? TOWNIE EPISODES YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
idiocy aside, I have the sneaking suspicion that she had no idea what she really wanted to do initially. There's just so many ideas that don't really add up or connect to anything that we've been introduced to now.
>Moon Goddess
>Some of the temples
>Beatles of heaven and earth
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>>90711877
.....what the fuck was that bird-thing in Giant Woman?
And the "Galaxy warp".
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>>90711820
Russia not existing was shown in a kinda brief map flash and we haven't seen a map of the world since.

We were told by Matt Burnett that WW2 didn't happen but again never mentioned in show, and it's Matt, who also deleted the post and we only know this because of an archive twitter bot from leddit.
>>
>Ruby wants to stay
>oh please let me handle this! I know how to what to do!
>scene change
>meme barn
INFINITE keks
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>>90711931
It's because Russia was doing a lot of anti lgbt stuff around the time the episode was likely boarded.
>>90711926
Again, there's just a lot of inconsistent ideas that have this sense of being there because its cool, rather than any logical explanation.
>>90711971
fucking hate the episode, everyone on tumblr praises navy as being this amazing gem when in reality the episode was just lazy writing
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>>90711931
Question, how much information for SU have we accumulated from Matt?
Assuming we make that non-canon in our eyes, how much information are we missing?
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>>90711997
It's not deep anon. "Alternate History" is a lazy catch all writing practice to basically handwave any accuracy to things, and just do whatever the hell you want.
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>>90711997
>Question, how much information for SU have we accumulated from Matt?
none because it's all snark
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>>90711997
>>90712017
I'd also like to add Burnett lied about Garnet to make sure that plot reveal wasn't getting attention.
You know the one.
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>>90711926
The bird monster was a fusion. It has tons of little gems inside it.

Kinda fits with the episode theme. Also the Galaxy warped is what Homeworld Gems used to get to and from Earth (and to other colonies presumably).
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>>90712038
those gems were all bubbled
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>>90710746
Hitler is a Pearlfag though, he'd side with the Gems
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>>90711686
shut the fuck up you baseless little contrarian faggot
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>>90710003
Dragon Ball Z is three years old?
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>>90712017
Disgusting, I wonder what would happen if /his/ did the worldbuilding?

>>90712025
That's worse, so much worse.

>>90712032
I stand corrected, this is worse.

>>90712038
A source for your "Facts"?
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>>90712079
what a cool and useful post you made wow my mind has been enriched.
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>>90712077
Still technically counts as a fusion. I think.

Maybe? Ehh who knows. But I like the idea of the first fusion episode having to be about one fusion fighting another. It makes sense.
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>>90712043
>No Pearlcest.
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>>90712100
what a cool and useful post you made wow my mind has been enriched.
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I like to believe that the Russian's became amphibious humans and only speak in cheeki breeki's and travel in packs
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>>90712038
The gems inside were bubbled.

Also if the galaxy warp is ancient technology and Homeworld has apparently been advancing this whole time (as per what we've been told by lapis lazuli) then why do they even need to rely on a galaxy warp? Hell why does it take any time doing anything? A fucking tiny ruby ship can apparently go lightyears pretty much instantly, why even give a shit about the galaxy warp?
Its whole purpose was a plot device to introduce Peridot, that's it.
>>90712099
/his/? am I missing something?
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>>90712095
Fuck off Pat
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>>90712142
>Assuming they don't freeze to death.
Wait a minute.....SNEOPLE.
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>>90708849
>TFW Sandwich is never coming back a become a friend to the rest of food pals
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>>90712084
moron hahahahahaha
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>>90712147
History and Humanities, Unless it's something I did not expect, I haven't lurked there yet.
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>>90712159
not until you admit SU is DBZ fanfiction
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>>90712125
Not as cracky as most of the others.
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>>90712253
Pearl x WD?
Sugilite?
Malachite?
Garnet?
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>>90711565
Raven and Paul lately the most...
Their writing for these characters are the strongest in episodes that mostly feature emotional stuff and a bit of comedy but they're not always in their A game. Especially their boarding could be better, but it also depends on what animation team is working with their boards.
Kat and Zuke used to do a pretty good job, but dropped it around Beta (and I didn't find Barn Mates that terrible). Zuke improved a bit in the latest episode, working with Raven together.
Katie and Lamar might be fine if their art improves. Also no KAPOOWIE please.

I really want Jeff and Joe(Colin) back on Peridot and Lapis episodes...
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>>90712233
Pat "The Rusemeister"
Pat "The Bismuth Apologist"
Pat "SU is the greatest DBZ Fanfiction ever"
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>>90712100
It's true though. Look at this man and tell me he is not a Pearlfag
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>>90712147
Homeworld advanced 5000yrs since the Galaxy warp anon. Lapis was astounded and confused by how advanced they were. They probably stopped using warps in that time. I'll grant you it was a way of introducing Peridot easily, but does that really matter?
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>>90712293
okay, i'll just keep posting things like these then
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>>90712322
Maybe I'm miscommunicating my point here but
>They probably stopped using warps in that time
>Introduce Peridot via maintenance on a Warp
It doesn't really matter all too much, but it just goes back to my earlier point of lazy writing or ideas that don't really go anywhere.
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>>90712331
The comparisons are pretty blatant, but I think that just makes them twice as funny.
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>>90712286
Jeff's Lapis isn't any better than Zuke's Lapis, it might even be worse
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>>90710047
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>>90712314
He'd get cucked, like Dewey did.
>Hitler is Dewey's relative.
Well, shit.
What happened to Dewey's wife anyway?
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>>90712197
kys
>>90709800
>>
hasnt it been confirmed that lion 4 ISNT airing on the 23rd?
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>>90712385
we don't know the official air date
>>
what if you saw someone was throwing away their pearl and she was just sitting outside on the curb quietly crying
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>>90712365
>Peter Capaldi.
That was one of Matt Smith's episodes.
Twelve might be the worst doctor though.
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>>90708878

even if its not a bomb, the series is written in bomb formats, so even if they release one episode a week they are probably waiting for the finishing touches to be done on the episodes so that they can release them week to week instead of 1 episode, hiatus, another episode or two, more hiatus etc.
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>>90712095
>>90712159
>>90712233
>>90712293
>>90712331
When will we visibly SEE Pearl get cucked?
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>>90712365

im so confused, are 'outdated patriarchal values' code for older dude penis? is he asking the lads to suck older dude penis?
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>>90711560
Bloodstone. Ez
>>
ZACHARY IS NOT FOR SEX!
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>>90712314
/pol/ here, can confirm pearl is best gem with peridot a close second.
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>>90712396
Isn't Capaldi leaving?

Has it been that long already or was it quick?
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>>90712430
Not this again
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>>90712446

this again.
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>>90712396
>Twelve might be the worst doctor though.
How can you live with such shit taste?
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>>90712441
I'm really not sure...
Possibly.

>>90712446
Agreed.
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>>90712440
>/pol/'s favorite gem is a cuck
I should be surprised but I'm not.
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Kakyoin is best gem
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>>90712440
can confirm you have shit taste and need to neck yourself
>>
>posts about how they are gonna drop the show
>posts saying it should be cancelled
>posts saying the show is dead
>each /sug/ thread in /co/ still gets a shit ton of replies
Huh.
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>>90712475
No-one tops Tom Baker.
Objectively when compared with the rest.
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>>90712352

while there are plenty of similar things, SU has plenty of flat out direct references
>>
>People are saying the Rubies were all just pretending to be retards
No, they all still are. Navy was still a retard, she's just also a sociopath.

If she wasn't, why didn't she take them all as prisoners? None of them could use their powers under than shield. Once she gets back to homeworld, she's fucked because they didn't fulfill their mission to find and retrieve Jasper and I doubt she'd recognize the true importance of traitors living on Earth
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>>90712475
then who is the worst?
>>
I want Pearl to lay her eggs inside of my anus.
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>>90712488
Kakyoin is DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!
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>>90712510
>>90712510
oops forgot pic
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>>90712498
>posts about OK KO and Doctor Who and Dragonball Z
SU is dead
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>>90712293
He's a Bismuth apologist?
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>>90712512
>completely justified if you actually take time to think about it
>sociopath
ok anon-mouse
>>
Matt Smith was best doctor
Worst is probably Time War doctor

that was out of nowhere
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>>90712539
>Not including the Simpson and /JOJO/.
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>>90712552

i want to understand this, but i think i might be a ruby.
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>>90712514
Definitely not Twelve.

>>90712508
Can't argue with this, though.
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>>90712552
>>90712577
spongebob refrence
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>>90712577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWrncgglK0E
>>
Peter Capaldi is a pretty good Doctor.
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>>90712396
Twelve is the is the Doctor who was screwed over the most next to Six, maybe.

Capaldi is a fantastic actor but his scripts have been garbage. Hope Season 10 (which starts next month) sends him off on a good note.
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What is the use of Eating glue?
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>>90712587
>>90712611

but why?
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>>90712624
Agreed.
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>>90712540
Of course. Why do you think Woolie gets to stay on the team?
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>>90712512
Navy's neither, she's lazy writing.
>Amethyst hits a rock, Navy survives reentry into the atmosphere, there's a reason a lot of meteorites end up tiny
>Overall Meta goal: okay we need to take the ship away from the gems because they can do too much with it
>How to accomplish goal: uuuuh
>Once again Steven tries to be nice and bites him in the ass for hte 823492394848th time
>Ultra Chekov's gun the character "garnet" literally already knows what Navy is going to do
>Doesn't do shit about it because something something timey wimey
>Literally everyone is blind to her
>Lapis is upset purely for conflicts sake
>The whole "she got used to it quicker than me" angle is weak, at best
>Get into the ship
>"Press the button"
>OKAY HERE I GO
>I'M GONNA PRESS IT
>I'M GONNA REALLY DO IT
>ONCE I PRESS IT THERE'S NO GOING BA-
>Oh shit it was a trick what a clever ruse
>Peridot: IS SHE SHOWING US THE OCEAN!?
>Lapis Lazuli, the being who literally controlled all of the Earth's water to build a tower and also projected clones to fight off the CG, lives up to her legacy as the master of water by doing
>nothing
>they lose the ship
>"b-but steven could have gotten hurt!"
>as if the 180 turn that threw them off wouldn't have done that
>Lapis laughs it the fuck off "HAHA I WAS RIGHT YESSS"
It is lazy writing, it's not even clever with the """twist"""
>Throughout four seasons whatever we've seen of the rubies pretty much solidify that they're dinguses and not cunning geniuses
>Oh wow Navy is a cunning genius
It's like saying Johnny from the MGS series was the mastermind the whole time.
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>>90712210
boooooooo you are bad at posting god fucking read a book once in a while
>>
What if the Silurians are the Sneople?
>>
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goodnight /sug/

here have another doodle
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>>90712571
It was out of nowhere, but the character himself was great and John Hurt is a Legend. RIP.
>>
>>90712665
goodnight, Anon. Don't let the heaven beatle bite.
>>
>>90712654
>timey wimey
Wibbly wobbly?
>>90712669
RIP.
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>>90712533
>>
Navy's voice was basically crying "liar".
It was like someone trying to replicate or mock a cute voice.
>>
>>90712654
This "lazy writing" criticism is starting to seem like a case of people taking things too seriously, right down to the "THE EPISODE CAN'T END ON A COMEDIC NOTE AFTER SERIOUS EVENTS" like Jailbreak didn't do the same damn thing.
>>
If only you could see the frown painted across your mother's face after your birth.
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>>90712624
Series 8 was indeed trash but Seires 9 was rather good. Heaven Sent is the greatest episode of the revival (in my opinion, at least).
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Saffron is a bad spice.
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Am I the only one who enjoyed The Zoo?
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>>90712718
Funnily enough it's 8 I really liked and 9 I didn't really care for.

Heaven Sent is indeed Godly and a top 10 DW episode of all time though.
>>
>>90712655
you're bad at everything
stop bitching once in a while, idiot lmao
>>
>>90712742
/trash/ is a bad place
>>
>>90712742
No, you're not. It was surprisingly good for a Lamar episode.

I know that's a backhanded compliment, but he seems at his best when he doesn't have to board Gems. Also his VA work was Y-6 was fantastic. Really struck the "non-Earth accent" sound they were going for.
>>
I wish Steven was never born.
>>
>>90712742

it was an okay segment as part of the bigger story. if it was a random episode in the middle of townie madness i wouldn't have appreciated it at all, but its relevance to the bomb made it perfectly fine, enjoyable at the least.
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>>90709294
>seen it glow white while jerking it with a bud
>>
>>90712791

>not joing with your bros to recharge your crystal

never gonna fuse.
>>
>>90712766
is Y6 mad that the fruit is yellow
>>
>>90712744
>>90712718
The Capaldi seasons have been really love it or hate it. Episodes are either really good or really bad, and there have been about 2 garbage tier episodes in both. PLus the finale's never live up to the promise of the part 1's. But Generally Capaldi is really great. I like it when the doctor is a cranky asshole
>>
>>90712791
Practical ether manipulation, bitch
>>
>>90712742
Kind of difficult when they're SOYLENT GREEN! but with fruit.
>>
>>90712827
Why is Y6 mad?
>>
>>90712849
Y6 is not mad. He is UPSET because the fruit is yellow.
>>
>>90712849
i don't know but he's upset it's yellow
>>
>>90712870
Oh, Ok. But why is he upset?
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>they started the fruit talk again
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>>90712894
Y6 is upset that the fruit is yellow.
>>
>>90712870
>>90712894
Better question, How does the fruit expire without bacteria that quickly?
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>>90712894
because the fruit is yellow
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>>90712827
>>
>>90712906
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>>90712917
Ok, now I understand. But what are his feelings toward the color of the fruit being yellow?
>>
>>90712827
>te
>>90712849
>>90712870
>>90712873
>>90712894
>>90712906
>>90712917
>>90712919
>>90712921
>>90712947
Y6 upset that the fruit is yellow
>>
>>90712969
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PET/MULCH.

HOW, is the fruit yellow?
>>
who is yellow?
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>>90713005
Y6 is upset that the YD is yellow.
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>>90713005
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>>90713033
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>>90713021
why is Y6 upset?
>>
We could've taken this thread in so many different places.
>>
>>90709575
Obsidian isn't really a gem, like Bismuth . Would likely have a similar role as Bismuth i.e forging weapons. But I guess she could be Bismuth's defensive counterpart and make armor instead.
>>
>>90713132
>>90713101
Y6 is upset that the fruit is yellow.
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I want Blue Diamond to give me the succ
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Slut and pervert
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>>90713132
Should we attempt to do that in the next general?
>>
>>90713144
>Obsidian isn't really a gem, like Bismuth
Bismuth is a native element like hydrogen or aluminum, obsidian is a rock, more like lapis lazuli.
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>>90713132
> IT COULD'VE BEEN GREAT
>>
>>90713153
stop jacking off on that fantasy
>>
>>90713132
It could be so much more.
SO MUCH MORE!
But this is what I get....
>>
is there some joke that I'm missing here
>>
>>90713208
>jacking off on
Well which is it? Jacking off or jacking on?
>>
>>90713132
yeah same for the show
>>
>>90713033
Is yellow diamond really Pink diamond?
>>
>>90713213
lurk moar
also its a pretty fucking stupid joke. consider yourself blessed to not understand it
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>>90713213
Name all the jokes you've seen here so I can tell you which one you've missed.
>>
>>90713245
> Roundtable suddenly has an idea for a new video
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>>90713221
Throw a coin
Then think about the difference, say fuck it and start masturbating
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>>90711154
The zoo outfit is unreasonably sexy.
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>>90713221
jacking off, homie.
>>
who wants a kreerk
>>
I fucking love bees
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>>90713275
tfw this will never happen
>>
>>90712742
NOPE
>>
>>90713132
There was only ever one place this thread, and all other threads, can go.
>>
>>90710047
Why aren't there Cybermen or the like in SU?
It would work, right?
>>
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>>90713275
>>
>>90713382
where no man has gone before
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>>90713395
W R O N G
R
O
N
G
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>>90713460
R I G H T
I
G
H
T
>>
Your favorite gem is now in the last video game you've just played. How is she doing, /sug/?
>>
>>90713470
>Steven
>Cook, Serve, Delicious!
He's gonna do great.
>>
>>90713395
Right answer.
>>
>>90713468
W R O N G
R N
O O
N R
G N O R W
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>>90713470
> Amy
> Mega Man X2

Hmm. This could go either way.
>>
>>90713470
>Horizon: Zero Dawn

I think Pearl will do just fine.
>>
>>90713470
steven done got himself blown up by a sentry buster
>>
>>90713487
>RNORN
>>
>>90713470
Jasper
L4d2

This is gonna be gud
>>
>>90713470
>Pearl is in Team Fortress 2
I don't even know what to think.
>>
>>90713509
> BONK
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>>90713470
>GTA 5 Single Player
>Sapphire
I'm not sure about this Ruby.
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>>90713259
>>
>>90713470
>Navy
>Mega Man ZX Advent
She's gonna be the best hunter around.
>>
>>90713522
>POOTIS
>PAINIS
>MEEM
>OTHER TF2 NOISES
>>
>>90713508
It's just Jasper laughing and DESTROYING everything in her path.
>>
>>90713503
It was supposed to look like this.
>>
>>90713533
>Goes out of her way to immediately get Omega Zero
>>
>>90713470
>Amethyst
>Berserk: Band of the hawk
WELL... she's gonna get scarred for life and seek vengeance for the rest of her gem life
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>>90713470
I'm not sure BD would Like The commonwealth very much
>>
>>90713470
>Peridot
>bloodborne
I dunno about this lads...
>>
>>90713470
Post this question in the next general, it's fun.

>Garnet.
>LOTR BFME.
Huh, I don't know.
What The One Ring do to her?
>>
>>90713532
Perfect.
>>
>>90713470
>Lapis
>BotW

She'll be fine.
>>
>>90713532
>>
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>>90713470
> your game doesn't have a protagonist
> Peridot
I guess she's the commander who never leaves the skyranger and just spams mind probes / launchers.
If an alien she's that one fucking engineer who has a blaster launcher because the game hates you.
>>
>>90713552
>She singlehandedly awakens Model W
>>
>>90713470
>Pearl
>Pokemon: Fire Red
She's a Pokemon, not a trainer.
>>
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pink hair?
>>
>>90713470
>Steven.
>Crash: MOM.
Things just got interesting.
>>
>>90713642
Nah
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>>90713532
>>
>>90713661
AWW YEAH
CRASH FANS REPERESENT
>>
>>90713470
>Pearl
>Europa Universalis

What would that even look like.
>>
>>90713699
A Crash mutant vs a corrupted gem.
Who wins?
>>
>>90713699
>Garnet vs a Grimly.
>Future vision vs Time slowing powers.
>>
>>90713622
>Leggy Plays Megaman Zero 3 and expects Omega Zero

>It's fucking Navy
>>
>>90713725
The French Aristocracy... before the Revolution.
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Best fusion
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>>90713470
>Peridot in Va11 Hall-A
Well, more lesbians, so nothing really changes.
>>
I WANT PAGE 10
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>>90713761
I think what'll help Garnet in a fight against time manipulators is that she can plan out attacks for people who stop time and whip out attacks that counter someone slowing down time.
>>
>>90713877
Just shitpost more. We'll get there.
>>
The next gem posted below gives you the ultimate sexual experience
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>>90713915
>>
>>90713896
There's more than one Grimly though.
Unless someone hits them in the balls.
Then they scarper.

What would be her reaction to a Yuktopus?
>>
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>>90713915
>>90713930
but what about Lapis
>>
>>90713972
There's no time!
>>
>>90713972
2 L8
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>>90713994
>>
>>90713915
>>90713930
That seems about right.
>>
>>90702754
>>90702754
>>90702754
THIS THREAD IS GOING DOWN
>>
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>>90714048
>>
>>90714081
That's the previous thread, you silly dingus.
>>
>>90714081
>Archived thread
>>
>>90714081
Retard
>>
>>90714081
BUT WHAT ABOUT LAPIS?
>>
>>90713033
>>90713100
>>90713532

wow this is dumb, pink room with pink lighting

goddamn clickbait is what it is
>>
>>90714140
>>90713990
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>>90714142
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>>90714142
>>
>>90714164
YOU SUCK, MCBAIN!!!
>>
>>90714142
>>90714176
"That's a joke, son. Went right past ya!"
>>
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imma just leave this here
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>>90714507
>>90714564
Cute.
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>>90714692
and what? nothing of my picture(>>90714584)?
>>
>>90714875
Fine, Toadeven is cute too anon.
>>
>>90714822
MUST RESIST URGE......TO..........TAKE TO TEXAS ROADHOUSE
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>>90714898
:) thanks!
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>>90714919
>>
>>90713470
>garnet
>fifa
well she'd be a good goaltender
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