I get why Aku had to get Jack to trust him, but why appear as

>>90705684
Aku's pretty fucking gay. He pulled that shit again in the comics and got Jack to fall in love with him.

>>90705684
Maybe Aku just realizes paradox of Jack going to the past and killing him and knows time itself won't allow Aku to lose.

>>90705684
Aku's secretely tsundere for Jack.

Aku wants to make Jack suffer first to pay back the humiliation he felt at his near defeat in the past

>>90705684

Aku fucking did this a second time in the comic. All he wants to do is add as much sauce on his trolling as he can. What's better than having your archenemy lust after you?

>>90706343

When did he do that?

>>90705684
>Aku lets Jack die
>Jack doesn't suffer
>The culmination of a ruse spanning months never comes to fruition
Where's the fun?

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>>90705697
shit were can i see this?

>>90705684
Men trust women faster. It's basic instinct, and Jack is still a man.

Because he sees Jack as a distraction at that point and wanted to break him before killing him.

He didn't think he'd survive so much future shit and keep on trying to kill him.

>>90705697
That explains why Scatman was his favourite assassin

>>90705697
Post pictures.

>>90705684
Its easier to gain a man's trust when you are a woman. Unless you are /r9k/.

Also its not about winning, its about having fun and trolling.

>>90705684
I mean, I'm sure Aku wants to win. But he also wants to be an evil shit too, hence all the times he's betrayed people who could have handed Jack's life right to him.

>>90705684
Aku wanted the sushi roll

>>90705684
because
BALLS DEEP SAMURAI

>>90705684
What's more evil,
Killing your enemy
Or
Dressing up in drag, securing your enemy, going in for the kiss before removing the disguise and basking in their confused despair?

This is advanced differential villiany 502 and why Aku is the best.

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>>90707591
I dunno.

>>90705697
Not only that. Aku even said that he'd never be alone as long as he has Jack.

>>90706473
>Men trust women faster
Unfortunately this is true. It's not until a man goes through some serious mental trauma he betrays instinct and starts using his brain.

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the last episode of season 5 is going to rip off twin peaks
jack will kill aku
then become infected by aku
then he'll go back to the past
and become aku,
causing the cycle to begin in the first place

I've only recently seen this episode. My question is:
Did they fuck off-screen?

>>90705684
AKu has always been female.

>>90708996
We already know where aku came from, go watch birth of evil

>>90708825
Back to /r9k/.

>>90705684

Don't know the answer to the first one, maybe Aku is like Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse and has a hobby of dressing like a woman?

Second, thats leaving things to chance since Jack has survived far more dangerous things than quicksand before with nothing but his wits. More important than trying to kill Jack was to make sure the jewel would be destroyed.

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what if every single living entity in the future is an aspect of aku in disguise as part of a big elaborate joke since aku killed all living beings after flinging jack through time

>>90705684
You vastly underestimate how bored Aku is and how much of a kick he gets out of screwing with Jack.

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>>90709532
>BE AKU
>SEE FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR MASTERBAITING ALONE BY A STREAM
>DECIDE TO BECOME A WOMAN FOR A DAY
>SUCK HIS COCK AND BALLS
>REVEAL THE GLORY OF AKU
>CALL HIM GAY AND LAUGH
>FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR CALLS ME GAY AND LAUGHS
>GO HOME AND CRY, REALIZING THAT I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR

>>90706426
EXTRA THICC

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>>90705684
Because in addition to being an immortal, world-conquering entity of pure of evil, Aku's also kind of a dick. Much like how Jack is a habitual do-gooder, Aku can't resist acts of petty trolling and torment, even if they don't benefit him in the long run.

>>90706033
It's really not even that secret.

>>90709602
>I, AKU
>SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF EVIL
>FORCED A FOOLISH SAMURAI UNLEASH AN UNSPEAKABLE AMOUNT OF CUM

>>90709602
oh god didnt expect to laugh as much as i did

What's interesting is that Ikra is the first time Aku has met Jack in thousands of years. He watched him on TV, but neither has actually been in the other's presence. Aku chose to reintroduce himself as a hot chick.

>>90705697
Aku has no gender. He/She/It can any form xe wants.

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>>90705684
What he said >>90705697

Aku needs Jack, just like Bats needs Joker.

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>>90705697
>>90713694
>Samurai Jack
>Violence Jack
>Violence Jack is the reincarnation of Akira Fudo (Devilman)
>Satan (portrayed as a shapeshifting hermaphrodite) wants to fuck Akira despite they end killing each other in every time loop
DEEPEST LORE

Because booty is more powerful than any manipulation tactics aku has

>>90705684
Aku is the original troll.

That's why OP.

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>>90706426

http://actionpackjack.tumblr.com/post/16397748010/jack-and-jill-jack-is-the-most-gullible

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>>90706892

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>>90715017
oh boy I remember this

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>>90714979
Does this take place after season 4? And also that's one of the 3 eyed chicks from episode 2.

>>90715080
>Jack and Jill

HAHAHAHA, VERY FUNNY!

>>90705684
Wasnt aku's dream about the gem itself being the problem and not jack?
So, he was using jack to get to the gem.
I might be wrong tho

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>>90715106
>>90715110
Idk, it's from the classics volume. It's just short stories with no set place when they take place.

>>90715110
Genndy doesn't consider them canon, but hey fifty year time skip. Anything could have happened.

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>>90715167
>WHERE?

>>90715167
>Aku!
>Where?
That's cute.

Someone post the one where the Scotsman and Jack turn into girls

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>>90715215
Actually wait, that starts in this issue.

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>>90715316

>>90715106
>background characters
why are they always the best?

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>>90715382

>>90709742
>Because in addition to being an immortal, world-conquering entity of pure of evil, Aku's also kind of a dick. Much like how Jack is a habitual do-gooder, Aku can't resist acts of petty trolling and torment, even if they don't benefit him in the long run.
/thread

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>>90715477

>>90715515
I'm disappointed that he'd petite and cute instead of burly and powerful like his wife.

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>>90715515

>>90709316
I'm not that poster and I'm not /r9k/ but you should be wary about trusting women automatically (not in a personal relationship sense, just in general) it's a pretty common mugging tactic to use a woman to lure an unsuspecting man or group of men.

>>90709190
Jack would have commited sudoku if they had.

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>>90715560

>>90715560
>>90715515
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

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>>90715663

>>90713783
Why doesn't Jack just rape Aku?

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>>90715684

>>90715717

THE IRISH!

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>>90707591
it is a mass of evil black liquid
the fuck it is considered drag if he doesn't have balls to began with

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>>90715762

>>90715791
Please, keep it coming!

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>>90715910

Aku literally created the perfect waifu for Jack, used him to destroy a mystical item that he could not have found alone. If he let Jack die he never would have found the gem and someone else could have used it to over throw him. Aku's plan was flawless here, it completely demoralized Jack while he used him to complete a task he could not have managed alone.

Is this really that hard to grasp?

>>90715717
>LEPRECHAUNS!
My sides

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>>90715952

>>90715717
Why does Jack hate leperchauns? That seems random.

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>>90716008

>>90716058
Everyone hates Leprechauns they are cunts

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>>90716095

Aku is closet gay. I mean he's pretty much stuck as beta when it comes to talking to women but it comes natural when he's flirting with Jack.

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>>90716132
>>90716058
Well they did do this to him.

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>>90716249
I want to fuck Jacqueline, what does that make me?

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>>90716327

>>90716058
Leprechauns, fairies, and genies are all assholes in actual folklore.

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>>90716356

>>90715709
It's better if he gets Jack to beg for Aku's embrace

>>90707591
Ah yes, the Bugs Bunny maneuver, classic advanced level villainy

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>>90716405

>>90715539
>I'm disappointed that he'd petite and cute instead of burly and powerful like his wife.

That's kinda the point of the curse

>>90715316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zey3KUe_b4s

Soundtrack vaguely related.

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>>90716504

>>90705684
I'm 99% sure Aku is in it to mess with people more than he is into it to rule the world, and Jack is by far his favorite person to mess with.

He doesn't seem all that interested in subjugating everyone and beating all opposition, and more in terrorizing everyone and trolling all opposition.

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>>90716781
End.

>tfw no Aku/Jack art/fic
Suprising

>>90716811
Jack looks like a thug showing midgets what the protection money is for.

>>90716817
>implying

BALLS

DEEP

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>>90716817
>no four way sex between aku's two female forms raping fem-jack and fem-scottsman

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>>90716811
when wil lthey learn?

>>90716781
>special sign language
I love shit like this

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>>90715167
>Where!?

>>90716335
"Smart."

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>>90716862
I want this on my desk by six tonight.

>>90715709
i haven't seen that meme in a while.

>>90716811
Kek I like the song ending. Even the Irish fucking hate leprechauns.

>>90715382
I wanna protect that smile

>>90715167
>IT WAS ME BARRY, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

>>90715515
>oh no, it's hot

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>>90716817

No, there's a bit out there. Not a TON, but a bit.

>>90717804
>humanization
why

>>90716058
How does Jack know about Leprechauns I thought he was japanese?

>>90715193
That's pretty gay.

>>90717922
But the balls didn't touch

>>90716335
that makes you a SODDIN' FAGGIT

>>90717899
Watch the first episode. Jack travels around the whole damn world in his youth. He knows many cultures.

>>90716862
I didn't even know how much I wanted that.

If the series doesn't end with Jack being Akus eternal sex slave then this series is bullshit

>>90717804
Gays and women have such weird taste in men. Why do they like such weird faces?

Who has that picture of the robot wanting babies?!
And could I get some sauce?

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>>90717877

Dude, it's literally male Ikra, who in herself is a humanization.

>>90715597
>sudoku

TOPKEK

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>>90709190

>>90713783
>His reaction is the exact same as when he found out about Ikra

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An entire thread without posting this?

FOR SHAME!

>>90719873
B A L L S

>>90717498
Need some fanart of Aku, Thawne, and Black mantra forming a troll team.

>>90716008
the leprechauns are just fans of genderbending

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>>90719873
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DbgUqFyM9M

>>90716095
I never understand why a gender swapped version of a middle aged ugly character will always be turned sexy and young

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>>90720150

>>90720150
I'm Choking on Air

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>>90720201

>>90720150
8/10 - not bad for a nameless guy on an Ainu flipbook BBS working for free, but it didn't quite stick the landing for "B A L L S D E E P".

>>90720201
Yes you do.

>>90705684
This is what we call the "gay agenda" Rather than forcibly castrate all straight white males, the plan has shifted through subversive media slowly implanting homosexual thoughts into the minds of young men. Jack never stood a chance.

>>90717498
Fuck time travel is even a central theme...

>>90705684
Not sure if that has already been deftly answered but it's pretty obvious.
Firstly Jack knows Aku's masculine, if a male showed up who just happened to look like Aku that would more or less kill the deception there and then. The female element adds a layer of doubt.

Furthermore a very traditional, chivalrous guy like Jack is obviously more likely to feel immediate sympathy and concern for a woman than a guy, something Aku himself even mocks at the end.

As for the quicksand matter if you think about it for a second it makes obvious sense, Aku forgot about sending Jack into the future before and he starts causing trouble for him. He didn't want Jack to somehow survive and get the gem since showing up later after abandoning him would make Jack less likely to trust him. Aku needed to make sure Jack was good and dead, but fighting him was not a sound plan with the sword. He may have also needed Jack to find where the gem was to make sure that was destroyed too.

>But how would Jack survive?
You ask? Well
>Contrary to popular belief, quicksand itself is harmless: a human or animal is unlikely to sink entirely into quicksand and drown at all due to the higher density of the fluid (assuming the quicksand is on dry ground and not under water, but even if underwater, sinking is still impractical).
Go check wiki yourself. Obviously I can't ascertain most writers and animators know this since most of them use it as a death trap to begin with, but still those are the facts. Had Aku left Jack to sink he'd have eventually waded his way out and knew Ikra was not to be trusted. He'd get the gem, get his wish, get back in time and so Aku would have lost by default then after all that setup.

Keeping Jack close is what let him win in the end.

>>90708825
So ptsd soldiers must be always thinking with a clear head instead reacting off instinct, huh?

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>>90715167
>Aku...?!
>"Where?!"
>Spend seasons under such silent deep cover that you forget you're you, even when you're revealing yourself

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>>90720150
>>90719873
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tIOv2drYNV

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>Not enough to be an all powerful, evil shapeshifting ruler
>You have to go out of your way to seduce your greatest enemy only to blueball him
>Don't even try and kill him, just lead him on
So wrong but so right

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>>90722544
I still can't help but laugh.

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>>90716335
a true patrician

>>90714694
That is SO gay HOLY SHIT.

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>>90709785
Underrated.

>>90716249
>Rain gives Jacqueline a hime-cut
Gotta hold back.
Back from a fap, to Samurai Jack

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>>90716667
>―so then I PULLED 'er little wings off!
>HA HA HA HA!
>Hard to be a faerie folk without th' wee flappers, right?!
>She cried so much, shoulda changed 'er name to "Tinkerbawl"!
Scotsman is right, these guys deserve to burn.

>>90716405
I thought they called them "crud vapors"

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>>90720150
>>90722544

ok I lost it

>>90718384
the face is jacks face

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post more best girl

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>>90726683
okay

>>90726683
The scotsman definitely has good genes.

>>90719873
Please tell me there's more.

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>>90726683
Good idea anon.

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>>90727202

>>90720201
In the case of this particular comic. They were being insulted by being turned into women. Their female forms were mockeries.
Atleast Scotsman's was, Jack's change seemed lateral at worst.

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>>90726683

>>90715167
>Aku spent probably close to a year at least crossdressing as a mute Japanese assassin woman
>Just to fuck with Jack for like 10 seconds

I like how Aku, for all his incredible power, is actually realistic in why he doesn't win: he's incredibly petty and childish and prefers causing Jack grief than actually fucking neutering him (would it have been so hard to steal the sword one night after Jack fell asleep and walk away?)

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>>90705684
>thigh highs

Based Aku, best villain best taste

>>90705684
Aku is a genderless demonic shapeshifter demon, it can be both a he and she it doesn't matter to it

Anyone got a DL link to the new episodes? I missed them because I work nights and too poor for cable.

>>90716474
>being cute is a curse
ugly faggot detected

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>>90726683
>>90726877
>>90728507
>She has this voice
How do you react?

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>>90731072
MARRY

>>90729303
Aku would be much more successful if he stuck to shitposting on 4chan.

>>90716504
S-she's fast

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This thread

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>>90735485
Here's your (You)

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>>90715709
Why doesn't Aku just rape Jack? Tentacles are Japanese natural weakness

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>>90737015
Why doesn't Jack just rape Aku? Surely his sword is more than suited for such a task.

>>90708996
>mongler
havent heard that name in years

>>90736491
>that image
You're a fetishist AND a homo? wew

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>>90737253
It's not gay if our guns don't touch anon

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>>90737273

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>>90737210
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dLWceE9Jrt

>>90738591
I chuckled

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>>90738523

>>90731013
It is for The Scotsman

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>>90705684
Aku likes fucking with him too much to let him die.

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>>90742065

>>90742065
Why is there so much Scotsgirl jesus christ.

>>90744186
Because she's best girl of course.

>>90744186
because she's literally the Scotsman as a cute girl
try to imagine everything he does only moe

>>90709742
The portal was fake since the series didnt end as soon as he got the high jump boots

>>90708996
You keep fucking saying this, out of all the weird fucking plot directions the show could take Jack becoming Aku is the least likely.

>>90746650
We need to have an Irish femanon with a stereotypical irish shrill voice redub this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok

>>90737273
Copy and Paste of Eurotrish from Fosters.

>>90746650
You do realize that if you're talking about the comic Scotslass then you're talking about a woman who's married, right?

>people literally made all this porn based off a man fucking his dirty, overtly manly and scottish best friend as a little girl with no remorse whatsoever.

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>>90749239

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>>90749097
>>90749239
And?

>>90749269
I'm just saying, do you remember how much the Scotsman loves his wife? The man was able to resist a siren song because the only voice he considered beautiful was that of his wife.

>>90748401
>Irish

But she's Scottish

>>90731072
This is the exact voice I expected her to have.

It turns me on even more.

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>>90723556
underrated post

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>>90738591
AnonAku... You give me life. Please never stop.

>>90705684
Maybe the idea is that he wants Jack to stay in the future and suffer as much as possible.

>>90729303
>he's incredibly petty and childish
The episode in which he gets upset that children don't like him, so he tries to tell them stories, is the best.

>>90716817
I went searching after this thread, not there isn't much.
I'm tempted.

>>90717877
Aku should only fuck Jack in demon form, and demon form alone.

>>90705684
Like asking "Why don't you just shoot him?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1-FpH4l2ys

>>90738591
10/10

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>>90749355
She ain't a man no more Anon

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>>90752540
Yeah, now he's a wheelchair bound geezer.
But really, I like the Scotswoman design but I can't really get past the fact that inside it's still the same ol' bloody bastard, like you degenerates seem to be able to.
It's even worse when the Scotsman was never effeminate to begin with, he's a bloody man's man to the core.

>>90752810
Just pretend it's one of his daughters instead

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>>90752810
You don't get it.

When the Scotsman fell under the leprechauns' curse, his appearance wasn't the only thing that was altered. What they did to him drastically affected his psyche, as well.

Scotty retained the same memories and basic personality traits, but was subject to an entirely foreign biochemistry. You couldn't honestly expect someone to behave exactly the same, especially if magic was involved.