>aunt may slept with Peters dad and got pregnant with him

please don't do this

>>90701319
Thank you Mark Millar

>>90701319
Fucking hoooooooooooooot

>>90701319
remember when everyone hated this so much marvel said it wasn't canon

>>90701319
I enjoyed reading these boobs

>>90701319
I still prefer inbred hulk babies.

>>90701319
What

Delete your thread before it's too late

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Preacher Anon,i double dog dare you.

>>90705400
UUUUUUGH

Do it.
I need.

>>90701319
Do ettttt

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>>90705400

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>>90705982

>>90701360
>Troubles
>Civil War
>Ultimate Avengers
Anything else I'm missing?

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>>90706034

>>90701319
What the fuck is this from? Was this some Mephisto timeline warp or something?

>>90706034
>>90706007
>>90705982
>>90705400
whats with these filenames?

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>>90706028
Unfunnies

>>90706056
At one point, Marvel tried (and failed horribly) to write a new teen romance book.

>>90701319
>that is aunt may

Who was the artist? They do good ladies.

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>>90706059
I'm pulling these off imgur

>>90706056
Marvel wanted to capture the teen girl audience by making a series about Aunt May being a slut, with bikini babe photos as the cover art

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>>90706120

>>90706116
Dodon & Dodson but this is one of their weakest works.

>>90702284
Among the many inconsistencies, didn't the ages not match up at all? Or was this supposed to be canon to ultimate?

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>>90706142

>>90701319
who was son?

>>90706157
Looks like it. I'm just a sucker for well drawn tits.

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>>90706188

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>>90706222

If these were ever meant to be canon how were they gonna explain Pete's dad and his (step)mom become CIA agents?

>>90705400
This cover makes me feel uncomfortable

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>>90706342
Naked girl alert, boys.

>>90701349
what choice do we have

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>>90706325
...Was the "dance tonight" text just copy pasted in at the last moment?

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>>90701319
She also had sex with peter.

>>90701360
Is this the guy of Kingsman and Wanted???

>>90706467
This is Mark Millar's face when he's fucking the reader in the arse.

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>>90706447

I think its just funny that they got a legitimately good artist for this

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>>90706486

>>90706201
Peter

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>>90706516
And that brings us full circle to OP image and concludes issue 1. Almost 2:00 am here so I'm out. I'll leave it to some other kind anon to continue the good work.

>>90701319 (OP)
So,was this ish #1? Did the other 2-4 have as bodacious art? So,Richard was like Regge and Ben was like Archie?

>>90706171
The ages didn't match at all. Leaving aside the fact that it's canon that Ben and May were way older than Peter's parents, if May had been teen pregnant with Peter, that would mean she would have to be in her EARLY THIRTIES when Peter first became Spider-Man. Even in Ultimate that doesn't make any fucking sense.

>>90701319
I honestly wonder what the hell Marvel was thinking.

She fucked Otto too

>>90707247
It's a weird mix between, lets get those manga readers, specially those that like them shoujos and the same thinking process that got us Sins Past.

>>90706452
ok but is this canon?

>>90701319
>Peter is Aunt May's son which she had while cheating on Ben with his brother
>Ben could never have a son because he's infertile

>>90707644
Of course.

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>>90706171
>>90706718

I dunno man, don't these look like 30-something year olds to you?

>>90706718
Not to mention, the series apparently took place in the 60s (based on the fashion, the cars, and the prices) even though it came out in the 2000s.

>>90706564
I think it'll be left just here, Anon.
Thank you for your tribute but I don't think anyone wants more pain.

>>90701319
>m-mom-May?

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>>90705298
>Preacher Anon,i double dog dare you.

>>90708349
I love you Preacher Anon but #1 was posted already

nooooooooooooooooo

>>90708357
>not dancing on them
BOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>90708434
>I love you Preacher Anon
Thank you.>>90708434
>but #1 was posted already
My fall.

I love /co/. There's always a sadist that will post Trouble if it's only slightly hinted.

Godspeed Anon! Educate the uneducated that there are worse horrors than Squirrel Girl.

>>90708357
>>90708361
Reminder that Ben and May are supposed to be like 20 years older at least than Richard and Mary.

>>90708606
What kind of person has sex 5 feet from their sibling.

>>90708409
Why didn't he just fire him then and there?

>>90706140
What...a brilliant idea? Maybe this is how other teen romance comics are? Sluts?

>>90708734
>>90708742
>>90708747
What a fake out.

>>90708713
>you only have o look at a woman in my family to fertilize our eggs
Why would you ever tell that to your boyfriend right after having sex?
Also, that line makes no sense. By definition every woman in her line would by definition have to get pregnant at some point or she wouldn't be here.

This is literally the worst comic ever written.

>>90708757
True

>>90708806
Millar's written worse.

>>90708806
>This is literally the worst comic ever written.
Agreed>>90708805

>>90706028
Frank Miller's Holy Terror?

>>90705400

Who thought this cover was a good idea

>>90708672
This feels more like it's trying to cater to the teen TV drama crowd than the teen romance crowd.

The latter tends to lean closer to Twilight than 'look at me, Im a huge slut'

>>90708914
Everything about this book was an inept attempt to get teenage girls to read a romance comic again.

>>90708901
The thousand yard stare really completes the whole thing.

what the fuck. how are these stories given the OK by the higher ups. let's just fuck everything up, yeah, that will bring in more customers

>>90709016
Oh god. Shes gonna call Ben and hes gonna be a massive Cuck wont he?

>>90709009
Favoritism. Marvel didn't have or know anyone who had ever written a female-oriented romance book, so they gave it to their edgelord golden boy. Anger equals sales after all.

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The end

So is this canon or what. Because it's some bullshit. Way to shit on these characters. It's about as bad as Peter being a clone.

>>90709116
It was supposed to be iirc but then Marvel double backed on it. The whole thing is pretty stupid

Dude weed lmao

>>90708957
A noble goal at least

>>90709144
I mean I dont think Teenage girls identify with whores or atleast when I was a teen

>>90701360
Sadly yes.

>>90709110
OK, the hidden obituary is sorta cute.

>>90709158
Pretty much.

I mean, just look at shoujo manga. The MCs of those are always these standardly cute self inserts with brown/black hair and have never dated anyone before who get accosted by some cliche tragic bad boy or whatever.

I fapped like 3 times to this book

>>90709318
I wonder if there's a shoujo manga with a girl having multiple love interests, harem style.

>>90709354
A lot.

It's called reverse harem. Kiss Him Not Me is the only one that comes to mind though.

>>90701319
>whatever year that's supposed to be
>condoms
Nobody used them until the 90s.

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in the name of what, what the fuck?

One thing I love about Trouble is that you can see how the artist gives fewer and fewer fucks as it goes along.

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>>90709380
>The first rubber condom was produced in 1855, and by the late 1850s several major rubber companies were mass-producing, among other items, rubber condoms.
There were a bunch of PSAs aimed at soldiers during WW2 encouraging them to wrap it up.

>>90708901
A particularly bad page in a particularly bad comic

>>90709429
>You can't beat the axis if you get VD

Advertising has fallen so far

>>90709429
Only because of STDs though.

>>90709380
>being this uneducated

>>90709469
Yeah, that's because it was illegal in most states to advertise condoms as a form of birth control. They could only talk about it as a form of std prevention.

>>90708983
Were these stock images or did Marvel really get 2 models to pose exclusively for a comic book cover?

>>90709707
>>90708988
>cover photo by Philippe Bialobos
>make-up Guillermo Fernandez
>hair: Krystoph Marten

>>90709807
...I legitimately don't know what to say about that

>>90709807
That's a lot more effort and money put into this than I thought

What if Toriyama wrote this?

The fact that Pete's mom and Aunt look like Gwen and Mary makes the entirety of Parker's love life so much worse.

>>90709435
This

I knew what was coming
I knew the reactions will be there
and I still clicked on the thread

Never ever gets old

>>90701319
Aren't they related?

>>90701319
I never got why people were bothered by Trouble.
So aunt may used to sleep around? Well if she was that hot could you blame her?

>>90708914
My dick does.

>>90711471
I think the problem is the implication that Peter is may's son. And the inconsistencies with age. And making uncle ben a cuck. And this page >>90708901

>>90615356

Red one Story-time from Saturday.

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>>90708901
I've never laughed so hard at a comic page before.

>>90706140
Which came first, this or Spider-Man Loves MJ?

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>>90706718
Stealth MCU canon

>>90712419
This came first. That series was actually competent.

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What if Joe Chill had a secret affair with Martha Wayne resulting in Bruce being his son but Martha kept it a secret from Thomas?

>>90712813
Then "Chill of the night" would have a whole other meaning.

>>90712509
Then Peter were turn out to be Tony Stark's son.

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>>90712982
>The Rape of Wonder Woman
>Mark Millar.

Why am I not surprised?

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>>90708901
It's his fucking face that does it for me every time. What is that expression even supposed to convey? He looks like a fucking JoJo.

>>90712982
You know, it's weird that a guy so well known for writing terribly edgy shit also wrote one of the best all ages superman runs

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>>90710536
>Pete's mom and Aunt look like Gwen and Mary
Exactly, I was thinking it was just me but they really are implying some kind parallellism with MJ and Gween Stacey right?
So if Peter have had a brother he could have NTRd him with one or both of those girls???

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>>90712813
Dixon once heavily implied that Bane was Thomas Wayne's illegitimate son but his pal Beatty ended up saying it was all misdirection and he was actually King Snake's son.

How is any of these even supposed to appeal to teen girls, anyway? Seems to me like it's just a normal Marvel comic with the sexy busty girls, weird covers, and a somewhat creepy premise.

>>90713230
Romance and drama, no superheroics.

>>90712982
>Never finished
Thank fucking god.

>>90706564
i like how she turns from teenie bop to cougar from sex in the city

>>90706361
>Naked girl alert boys!
>said by aunt may

Sides have been lost

>>90713154
>>90708498
>Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot
That is undoubtedly what they're implying here.

>>90712982
Fucking SJWs ruin everything.

>>90709041
>You're walking around with my boyfriend's baby, you fat cow. Why should I care what's been happening to you? -Mary Parker

>>90713368
>TFW I actually genuine enjoy romance stories even though I'm straight and a dude

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>this thread

>>90712982
Too bad. Sounds like it would have been good.

First time reading this. It's horrible. None of this crap is canon anymore is it?

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>>90713767
What did you think of this one?

>>90701319
I bought the hardcover because of a storytime here.
No ragrets.

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>>90713796
Miller's rejected Wonder Woman pitch would have been far better.

>>90708690
this is fucking nonsense
how did marvel think this was a good idea.

>>90713773
please bogdanove make this comic go away

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>>90713850
Something like this??? BTW this is my favorite comic book pairing.

>>90706516
Han Solo?

>>90713815
Pretty good, NTR impregnation is the thinking man's fetish

>>90713815
It's pretty generic really. I think they thought they could sell this by using attaching big names to cookie cutter protagonists. Trust me, if it wasn't for the fact that it's young Aunt May, this story would be considered bad, just plain

>>90708870

subtle

>>90709078
>Sure, I'll take your baby! After all, we wouldn't want some two dollar psychic to be wrong!

>>90713145
holy shit this is so fucking cute
what's this from? is it worth reading?

>>90709110

The worst part about all this is that she still ended up with good guy Ben.

>>90713850
Not if he drew the series.

>>90714945
That's a reflection of reality though. Idiots take in cheating whores all the time

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>>90714721
Millar's Superman Adventures run and yes.

>>90714970
That's not Miller's art, it's Bill Sienkiewicz.

>>90715084
is all of the DCAU good?
I've seen stuff from it posted here a handful of times, and it always looks really fun.

>>90715209
Depends on the writer. Puckett's Batman was good, Millar's Superman was good, didn't really care for Templeton/Slott's Batman though.

>>90708467
Would be so funny if this guy was norman osborn or the vulture.

>>90709318
P much this.

The lead in self-insert romance, male or female, tends to be a virgin (BUT NOT BECAUSE THEY *CAN'T* GET ANY, KIDS, JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE SO COOL AND CHARMING AND JUST NOT FOCUSED ON SCORING WE SWEAR!!!!) who is desired by several extremely attractive members of the opposite genders.

A story about a slut who bangs a bunch of people isn't as interesting because the people they bang lose the allure when they're just banged then tossed aside. Damien isn't a sexy dreamboat if he goes "Shit Serena yeah let's fuck" and then she goes off and fucks some other guy the next chapter. It devalues both parties in the reader's eyes.

>>90708870
best page desu

>>90715115
Meant it would suck if frank did the art not that he drew that picture.

>>90715264
Women in romance novels are raped by the love interest all the time too, so they don't have to deal with the guilt of initiating or being too receptive. They want it, but they resist it.

I remember that one ultimates with the nerd hulk and blade, where nerd hulk sneaks off for a comic book signing--and it's fuckin Trouble of all things.

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>>90708901
>That face in the last panel

>>90715328
The rape is also a handy device in that it can swing either way. If she decides she loves him it's able to be brushed aside as a moment of passion that they both REALLY felt deep down, and if she doesn't he's villanized so the other guy looks better.

It's shit writing, but an easy Win/Win situation for lazy authors.

spider redneck

>>90706452
Wait what?

Wewww lad.
That was different I guess?

>>90712812
No it's actually good

>>90708649
Redheads.

We're either pervs or prudes, no in-between.

>>90709116
>>90709122
Bucky appears. I'm pretty sure it was meant to be in the Ultimate Universe.

>>90709072
So the point of this comic was to make everyone horrible, irredeemable people, right?

>>90717583

Except for Ben, who's going to marry that cheating cunt May and get shot to death in about 16 years.

>>90717663
>getting back with a girl who cheated on you with your brother and got knocked up by him
It doesn't really make Ben look much better.

>>90717718

It makes him look like a sap and an idiot. But not a bad person.

>>90717583
Mary's not horrible, but I can't bring myself to like her either.

>>90714073
>not Supergirl and Krypto

>>90717769
Krypto's pimp paw is strong.

soo...aunt may is a whore., banged her best friends boyfriend , who was also her boyfriends brother

gets pregnant

her boyfriend is sterile

she takes the baby and gives him to peter senior

all is forgiven - peter senior takes care of the baby until he is killed

baby is given back to 'aunt' may? then becomes spiderman?

>>90717769
>Not Supergirl and Comet the Wonder Horse

>>90706028
Nemesis

>>90718180
That's about it.

>>90718348
peters life sucks
i dont know who is his worst enemy, comic characters or writers

the next twist is this babys real name is ben reiley

>>90709411
It's a shit comic that doubles up as a shitty romance

>>90717663
>In 16 years

He goes from his twenties to an elderly man in 16 years?

You know as god awful as this book is I wouldn't mind more trashy romance comics like it enjoyable garbage

>>90718567

People like you are why Riverdale exists.

>>90718664
I can live with that, I wouldn't admit I actually read the books but just being able to read them free online is good enough

>>90715084
Allright /co/, how would YOU solve those issues with just a few scribbles in a piece of paper?
>print moar money, blame greece
>you're gooks, create robots and hire them
>go full "it just werks". If needed, reply with "Unity, not us :^)"

>>90705400
>Terry Dodson
I'm in.

>>90715328
>>90715660
Is this what they call rape culture?

>>90711471
being a slut is never good

>>90706235
I know we are supposed to side with the teens but...how in the hell does it take almost ten minutes to change the bedding?

>>90718762

Does it even count if it is written by women, for women?

>>90718951
internalized rape

>>90701319
I still don't know how they got Dodson on this

So whats up next for making me want to gouge my eyes out? Sins Past?

>>90719648
Anything by Chuck Austen.

>>90718997
Money duh

>>90719648
>Sins Past
Nah past sins.

>>90718562
Raising the result of you getting cucked will do that to you.

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>>90717769
>not Supergirl and Krypto
Is just that in order to post this pic was necessary to censor it, besides the Wondy/Krypto was the most "safe for work" I found.
>>90717845
>Krypto's pimp paw is strong
You have no idea (at least with this artist).

Turns out you can buy a hardcover collection of "Trouble" via Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0785150862/

You can get it for less than five dollars.

>Peter was his father's brother's wife's son
>this was canon at one point
My sides will never be the same again