>It's gonna take Stephen Hillenburg dying for Nickelodeon to finally put Spongebob out of its misery
http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/spongebob-squarepants-creator-stephen-hillenburg-reveals-als-diagnosis-1202007865/
I'm not ready.
well fuck
oh jesus
fuck
>He should take the ALS, and push it somewhere else!
god damn it.
Wasn't he getting involved with the show again too? Are the newest episodes a step in the right direction?
Damn
>>90697666
>Are the newest episodes a step in the right direction?
No, it's the same old shit.
>>90697688
Don't you have to be edgy somewhere else?
>>90697688
>implying pre-movie Spongebob wasn't kino and funny
>>90697688
autism
>>90696848
>ALS
why does everyone named Stephen have to suffer
>>90697768
>WE"RE RETARDED AD PROUD
>AD
Way to invalidate your argument. Now what's the next step of your master plan?
>>90697768
It's "UGLY and proud" you mongoloid.
>>90697768
you should honestly be ashamed of yourself. He was one of the best
>>90697718
Not until 4.
>>90697688
>Hunter 3-1 Actual
Get your ass back to
>>>/k/
>>90697709
>>90697666
they're better than the between movie stuff (especially animation wise), but that's not saying much writing wise
>>90696848
>>90697815
>>90697825
>>90697843
You all got baited
>>90697904
(You) should blame Nickelodeon for that. Pre-movie Spongebob is one of the best cartoons of all time.
>>90697965
you are horrible
you know that?
>>90697768
>>WE"RE RETARDED AD PROUD
Is that what they call it?
>>90697958
>what is teen titans go
>what is powerpuff girls
>what is gravity falls
You want me to go on?
I bet you liked Regular show too.
>>90697986
Go to bed kid
>>90697904
>Namefag
Opinion discarded.
>>90697904
Nigga, Family Guy was a million times detrimental to animation than Spongebob was.
>adult animation rarely goes beyond "hurr durr comedy and sex and pop culture references"
>Seth Macfarlane regurgitating the same art style for 3 shows
>career day in like 4th grade
>me and 10 other kids do a report on marine biologists because every kid wants to do that at some point
>their presentstions are all better but I BTFO them with my fun fact that the spongebob guy was a marine biologist
Rip Steve, you made me cool for a week
>>90696848
>thinking they'd cancel It even if he did bite the dust.
Kek
Why is everyone replying to someone who probably doesn't even watch cartoons
90698004
>what is teen titans go
What a shame, your bait was so obvious it doesn't even deserve a (You).
>>90698032
Because /co/ is easily baited
>>90698013
>insulting family guy
You fucked up kid
That is emmy winning GOLD right there.
Better than (and funnier than) spongebob in every way.
You are thinking of south park
>>90698010
good. get out of my board
>>90698066
Whats wrong with TTG kid?
>>90698032
Because it's funny to see these attention whores having a damage control and thinking that they're famous on the Internet because they posted their opinions under a stupid name on an anonymous imageboard.
There.
>>90698032
/co/mblr is full of retards who type out sincere responses to even the most obvious trolls.
This gives the episode "Dying for Pie" some depressing subtext now.
i'm ready.......depression.......
>>90698088
>Namefag
Opinion discarded.
>>90697904
>implying you know what the fuck youre even talking about
no one gives a shit about your garbage opinion my man
Fuck, poor guy.
Shame Nick doesn't and won't give a shit.
>>90698181
>>90698191
Namefags
Opinions discarded.
Y'know, this is really sad and shocking news, and you guys have acted like assholes to each other about it. Never change, 4chan. Never change.
>>90698013
Stfu nigga
>>90698191
i mean if you're not talking out of your ass and have the balls to, go ahead and show us the gore
If this guy was so great, why dose his show suck dick?
I mean it got so bad he left FOR A DECADE.
Yet he came back like a good little cuck to try to get some more money out of it.
Guess what? It didn't get any better.
>>90697709
>>90697919
These guys are right. The show sucks
Quit trying to be edgy hipsters liking garbage
No. No. No. Fuck this.He doesn't deserve this shit.
>>90698278
Bet they're all you, unless cancer is contagious nowadays.
>>90698191
this is getting cringey
>>90698285
He really doesn't. The first three seasons of Spongebob were brilliant.
>>90698325
>>90698331
>not an argument: the posts
>>90698343
If by brilliant you mean you were 8 years old and didn't know any better.
They were bad then and they are bad now.
>>90696848
He should start a gofundme. Maybe it'll be as successful as We are Number One
>>90698388
>Namefag
Opinion discarded.
>>90698388
>>90698278
>>90698191
>>90697986
This is actual pretty tame for him. He hasn't reached his max shitposting levels.
>>90698414
top meme zozzle friend
Damn. That shit scares me more than cancer.
>>90698343
>I get that life ain't fair, but goddamn...He really doesn't deserve this shit.
>>90698445
>Namefag
Opinion discarded.
NO NO NO NO
>>90698405
He doesn't need it, he's easily a multimillionaire on merchandising alone, and considering international syndication he's probably Jerry Seinfeld-level filthy rich
>>90698440
>not an argument: the post
>>90698443
>implying I shitpost
This is me trying to help a dying community.
You don't have to pretend to feel bad for that faggot. He dug his own grave by polluting the airwaves.
>>90698445
Don't pretend to be me faggot
>>90698476
kek
>>90698510
thank god money can't cure this one or we might have to deal with more of his garbage
>>90698456
Well, no one really deserves to get cancer.
No one currently alive, anyway.
>Really sad news about the dude that brought us one of the most influential cartoons of all time
>Those news can lead to some interesting topics on /co/
>People act like retards instead
I know it's just one guy for now, but please, ignore him.
>>90698609
>implying you can stop the hunt
Also quit overhyping a show just because the guy is dead
>>90698539
YOU don't pretend to be me asshole.
This is my thread. GET OUT pretender
>>90698573
I don't why the fuck that shit was greentext, but I stand by what I said. This shit actually got me sad...
>>90697688
>>90697768
>>90697965
>>90698004
>>90698088
>>90698191
>>90698220
>>90698278
>>90698388
>>90698445
>>90698539
>>90698666
He's Hunter 3-1 Actual, you're Hunter 3-1 Actual, I'M Hunter 3-1 Actual! Are there any more Hunter 3-1 Actuals I should know about?
>>90698697
Me too. I've lost family to that shit.
>>90698707
Meow.
>>90698088
>liking family guy
All I can think about is the ice bucket challenge.
No, but seriously, this is sad.
>ITT: Fudraging namefag
>>90698191
>I am beyond your understanding.
And I watch more cartoons than all of you combined. But only good ones. Blow me
Are you trying to make yourself into a meme?
Is there actually ANYTHING wrong with posting with a name?
>>90698800
SAME BEER SAME SHOW
>>90698923
MARGE, WHO IS THIS ATTRACTIVE MAN?!?
>>90696848
Damn. Lou Gehrig's disease is a fucking awful way to die.
>>90698992
TWO WORLDS
ONE FAMILYguy
>>90698892
Attention whoring and thread derailing.
This thread is proof of that.
>>90698835
I would love to see you try to turn him into a meme
He is already deleting all his posts
>>90698892
only if you post something autists disagree with
>>90698022
this
if anything they'll make an excuse saying "we'll keep the show going in honor or mr. hillenberg, that's what he would've wanted"
Someone photoshop Mighty Thirst into an Ice Bucket Challege
Brainlet here. How long does somebody have to live with an als diagnosis?
>>90700290
2 to 4 years unless you are Stephen Hawing.
>>90700419
f u g
>>90698022
yeah, this shit never happens, I'm pretty sure Shin Chan is still running and its creator died almost 8 years ago
>>90700419
>DUAAA! LOOK AT ME! I GOT NO BONES!
this fucking sucks. holy shit, anything but fucking ALS.
i feel dead inside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiKuhfDjims
>>90696848
Damn, this is actually depressing.
I can only offer his family my condolences.
But seriously, how awful would it be to feel your own body turn against you?
>>90702775
>But seriously, how awful would it be to feel your own body turn against you?
He tried to warn us.
>>90702884
Goddamn you for making me laugh in such dark times
But also thank you
He had a great future ahead
damn it why
No, this is not at all okay. Nobody deserves ALS but goddamnit, don't take Hillenburg. Time Ice Bucket Challenge Two: The Legend of Curly's Gold. Except it can be a bucket cold sea water instead of ice water.
Or buckets of actual chum. Do it for him.
>SpongeBob dies
>Simpsons goes on for another 30 years then gets another cancellation threat and then goes on forever anyway
Who's going to tell him?
Rev up those ice buckets!
Cause I sure want Stephen to Fucking get well soon!
I'm not ready, I'm not ready
>>90698539
>thank god money can't cure this one or we might have to deal with more of his garbage
>implying he isnt responsible for the best episodes
>wishing someone was dead just so a cartoon show can be cancelled
Wow youre edgy and stupid.
>>90698405
Gofundme for what?
ALS in uncurable and his millions wont help
Borgnine's death had long taught me to expect what's imminent.
I've said this in another thread [>>90704651], but again...may he sail smooth.
>>90696848
Damn I'm gonna need take a minute to take this in. I can only imagine what Stephen is planning to do with his remaining time.
I'm ready, depression
I'm ready, depression
>>90705263
I like to imagine he'll get some surfing done before the ALS starts to take a toll on his body
>>90696848
What makes you think they will stop the show just because of that? Did Mako dying stop them from making a new Samurai Jack?
>>90705263
>>90705754
I hope they play Ocean Man at his funeral. That's how I'd want to be remembered if I was him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c
>>90705849
Already predicting a bad fic about Steve on his deathbed with somebody about to pull the plug and his final words: [spoiler[ "I'm ready [/spoiler]
>>90696848
That's
awful
anything but that fucking disease
>>90699088
It not subtle or nuanced. It tasteless and lukewarm
>>90705887
>his final words "I'm ready"
>>90705909
Also calling tacky fanart of Spongebob looking sadly at his tombstone or up at the sky with some caption like 'He's in a better place'.
>>90706049
ushande
>>90696848
I thought it ended eons ago.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
I am not alright with this
>>90696848
F
>>90706585
I-it's pretty early anon. I-It's not set in stone man..
>>90696848
It's not fair.
>Gene editing to eliminate diseases like ALS and more is just now getting started and will be pretty damn good in 1-2 decades.
>Gets ALS before then.
Its not fucking fair. God rest Stephen's soul.
>>90697650
/thread
>>90707201
How new can you get, anon
>>90707220
>newfag calling a "newfag" a newfag
>be Spongefag
>born between 1990-98
>be eternally delusional about how good Spongebob was, obnoxiously comparing it to the likes of old Simpsons even though it wasn't good for nearly as long nor had the same impact among adults
>relentlessly support the show even though it was shit before the twin towers dropped
>shitpost in Loud House, Avatar, or Hey Arnold threads about winning all the KCAs
>shitpost in FoP or Danny Phantom threads about Hillenburg being a better cartoonist and having a better life than Butch (LOL oops)
>realize that KCAs, nigger twitter memes, or old episodes full of jokes stolen from Rocko's Modern Life can't cure ALS
>cry because the only content that is ever created for my shitty cartoon is "Mistakes into Miracles" tier dedication art
>other Nicktoons like TLH, FoP, Avatar, hell even MLAATR have bigger original content generating fanbases than Spongebob
>cry myself to sleep in my Ocean Man pillow
>have a nightmare where I'm at Hillenburgs funeral and everyone is crying except for Drumpf who uses it as a ploy to say "he's a quitter" I wake up literally shaking
>cry some more and play reruns of Band Geeks or that chocolate episode on my blippity blippity 1-up yippee let's-a go wahoo machine
Sad!
>>90700419
Did they find out yet why Hawking seems to be the only human with ALS that hasn't died after a few years yet?
>>90707304
>Hawking
>human
The chair just uses what's left of his body as a distraction so no one realizes how advanced its AI is.
>>90707303
this is a great post, i fully expect paragraph long replies to it
>>90696848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYH4SIKAjPw
>>90696848
>Everything that you are
I'm not ready
I thought he was in his 40s, wow.
Sorry Stephen, good men can't make it in this cruel world. Best wishes to your friends and relatives. A+ man.
Wish it wasn't this bad at least, but you deserve a longer life.
SHIT SHIT WHAT THE FUCK?!!!! STAN LEE DON'T DO IT!
>>90705897
My Dad loved the movie your reaction image was from.
>>90696848
it's his punishment for making that horrible cartoon in the first place (or huffing paint fumes).
>>90696848
Thank you for all Mr Hillenburg.
>out of all people, it had to be fucking stephen
But why?
>>90696848
well this is terrible
Thank god he has money. He'll be around for about a decade or so.