Homestuck thread

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>check album
>listening to songs one by one
>get to G4M3 OR D13
>mfw new waifu discovered
>mfw new favorite Homestuck track
>mfw based tensei

And I'm not even halfway through the album yet. This is fantastic.

>The King in Red
H Y P E

>Still no Penumbra Phantasm
Dropped

Why would you want to be here?
What do you ever see here
That doesn't make you feel worse than you do?
And tell me, what's the use of feeling blue?

Why would you want to discuss his
comic that destroyed him?
Why keep up his silly zoo?
Oh, tell me what's the use of feeling blue?

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>>90696366
I didn't even think to check the track art
Also The King in Red is GOAT

cool fantroll too

>>90696539
In all seriousness I do hope Toby finishes PP. I half think that he actually scrubbed it of Homestuck callbacks and used it as the music for the final boss of Undertale (both forms), because of how similar those tracks sound to the snippets of PP we've heard.

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>non-spidery blue girl

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and last track with unique art

>>90696689
>Hussie ruined Karkat so thoroughly that the song couldn't be about him anymore

>>90696796
I got a Caliborn vibe from the song, but I think I can also see it as a pre-shit-Karkat song.

>>90696728
>non-spidery
the track is called arachonofunkia

why doesn't all of it have art
tensei = h a c k

i'm diggin' these bootleg fantroll designs though

>>90696546
That song didn't fit Patti LuPone

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Homestuck is a corpse and it stinks

Why do I keep refusing to bury it

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>>90697164
Hey buddy at least you didn't come to it completely late to the party. I just got in to it last month...

>>90697177
im so sorry

just one month to the game/epilogue/sbahj masterpiece

>>90697290
"a couple weeks"

>>90697271
on the bright side at least i wasnt around for the inevitable cancer that existed

>>90697402
/hsg/ was a magical place anon

>>90697306
4 and 3 days

>>90697402
>>90697456
HSG was actually fun, but be glad you weren't here for bucket spitting and the grey paint fiasco

Anyone have that collage pic of great Caliborn quotes?

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>>90697177
At least you didn't get into years ago, been through hiatus after hiatus, engulfed in the tumblr fandom that corrupted you until you shook it off. And when it is updating, you rush to your computer to get your latest hit of Homestuck, or varying quality. This goes on for years. Then, finally, when it closes in on the end, it slowly dawns on you that the pay off is not going to be worth all the build up. That all the characters you enjoyed fell to shit and you almost don't know them anymore. The only reason you still stick around is because you feel an obligation to see this train wreak through to the end.

>>90696796
Well yeah, Karkat can't be a king.

>>90697164
Because you never got closure

>>90698266
This isn't even Jade anymore.

>>90696366
PORN NOW

>>90697177
How did you feel about the ending?

andrew hussie ruined my fucking life

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>>90698512

>>90698460
You're not even Jade anymore.

MEGA WHEN

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>>90698684
I consider that a good thing.

>>90696204
This gives me hope... but hope is the deadliest of poisons.

We all know what holding unto hope brought to us. It happened to us over and over again and again.

Void Session, Meenahquest, Retcons, Act 7.

We were mortally wounded each time and each time someone held us here. We are ghosts, specters bound by these invisible shackles of desires. Again hope was lit and 4/13, next month disappointment will strike us again. But the worst part is... even knowing all that is going to happen... I can't afford not to care anymore.

>>90696204
Most of this sounds like Sonic Adventure music.

Rouge on the Rox may well be an open homage to Rouge the Bat's stage BGMs, I'm not sure.

>>90696935
But the troll on the song art isn't spider themed or Vriska.

>>90699147
All the songs are based off actual Homestuck characters, the album art is literally who fantrolls.

>>90699200
How are we supposed to know what characters the songs are for when most of the tracks don't have art and the ones that do have fantroll drawings?

>>90699200
From Hiveswap

>>90699200
I'm aware of that, but that anon's critcism was that the fantroll they used was a non spidery one.

>>90699332
None of them are Hiveswap trolls.

So that guy really, really likes electric guitar.

Is he like 12?

So what characters are the songs for? There's the obvious ones like G4M3 OR D13 or Aerosoul, but I've got no idea who The King in Red is for. And I guess Unite Division might be a Jack song with all the Black references in it?

>>90699492
The King in Red is a remix of a Karkat song. Heel Girl is a remix of a Jade song.

>>90699535
>Heel Girl

Woah now

>>90699553
>Heel
>like telling a dog to heel

oh wow i just got that

>>90699553
>>90699689
Jade's a dumb dog that has to be trained

>>90699492
Who is aerosoul for? I dont here anything that links it to a breath player

>>90699951
Logically, Erisol.

It doesn't really sound like the character, though. It's more weird Sonic wannabe shit.

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>>90699951

I thought it might be Erisol, because of the name but I highly doubt.

This theme is too rocking 4 this guy.

>>90699689
It's also a wrestling joke, referring to literal Heels, or villains, in wrestling, and Heel-face turns, when a hero becomes a villain.

This is a Grimbark Jade theme.

>>90698243
he rules the trolls. 1/3 of the people who do. Jane rules the humans, the dykes rule carapace land and the gays rule consorts

so anyone have the mega yet?

>>90700203
>1/3
So he's not king.

>>90700229
he is. he is the king, he rules the troll kingdom.

>>90700183
oh fuck you're right
good catch!

>>90700183
Wish the rest were this easy

King in Red sounds a lot like Caliborn and I can't even detect the Crustacean remix. It may have been a Karkat song when he first made it but I think he changed his mind.

>>90700244
The king is a monarch, a monarch doesn't share power with two others, especially two humans.

>>90700244
Shut up Karkat

>>90700339
except when the king is married to the 2 others.

>>90700244
The song isn't about Karkat. He has never worn his blood color and never would.

>>90700480
Being a houseslave isn't really marriage.

>>90700480
>married
lol

>>90700120
>>90700161
I mean, the name sounds similar [air-eh_soul] vs [air-oh-soul] but it certainly isnt obvious, and it doesnt sound anything like a previous eridan song, and barely like a sollux song.

>>90699226
Leitmotifs and titles.

>>90700490
Except it is literally a remix of Kaat's theme. It's an alt Universe where Karkat is a relevant character.

>>90700301
They are.
>General
>Rose/Kanaya (title)
>Latula (title quirk)
>Roxy (title)
>???
>Jake (title)
>??? Erisol?
>Spiderbitch 1 and/or 2
>Karkat (unusued Karkat theme)
>Grimbark Jade
>Union Jack (remix of Union Jack theme)
>General

What's hard is that this isn't actually a single themed album, there are direct allusions to Dancestors, A2 Trolls, B1 Kids, and Alpha Kids.

>>90701207
What's Union Jack's original theme?

>>90701207
how is 2 rose/kanaya?

>>90701240
I believe it's unused, like King in Red.

>>90701250
The title references rainbow blood, though the violins suggest Rose. The two are treated as one character at this point anyways.

what i just learned was that cool and new webcomic actually has a music team and they have non-meme songs

>>90701414
stop shilling your reddit comic

>>90701441
this, at least shill a good MSPA-derived thing like K6BD

>>90702263
kill 6 bil demons was a fanadventure?

>>90702263
or All Night Laundry?

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>>90702263
Pity that Nightfall is dead.

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>>90702333
Yep

>>90702333
OFF was too

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>>90702349
> No matter how attractive or cool your idea is, seriously consider before making the decision to expand the scope of your project to get yourself out of a jam.
> Like, give it a good long think.
> You could end up spending the better part of three and a half years paying it off.

Payoff for this is gonna be good.

>>90702263
>>90702349
>>90702415
Don't forget Prequel.
Because Kazerad sure has.

>>90702592
So did I.

>>90702377
>miss dogslut

I hear it's Mrs. Dogslut now.

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>>90703516

>>90703630
Jade's later life back problems.

>>90702415
Wait really?

>>90696204
game or die just made me literally actually cum
god the titles are great but the music is greaterer

homestuck has produced such great content, by influencing other artists

>>90697549
psst kid
wanna kn0w a secret
hsg is still alive
in the deep web

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I miss Homestuck

>>90697177
>Hey buddy at least you didn't come to it completely late to the party. I just got in to it last month...
buddy late to the party was 2 years ago

you could make an archaelogy dig on it

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There was so much great stuff about it

so still no downloads huh

post feferis eating couches

>>90704219
there wasnt downloads for stuckholme there wont be downloads for strife 2

>>90704171
>>90704207
Angel has a stable job as an animator, I think.

So, something came out of hsg at least.

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>>90704159
Nice joke, artichoke.

>>90704248
many better things came out of hsg than someone getting a job

>>90700203
1/4*

Don't forget about Terezi being co-ruler.

>>90704297
We because of me shitposting sent hussie a dildo and some other assorted treats, and that's about it.

Also mayne mituna, if you want to count him as a specifically HSG reference instead of just 4chan. I don't really remember if that's what we thought or not, it was like 3-4 years ago.

>>90704335
The repercussions of that were horrible.

>>90704335
I think I speak for most of us when I say that the "I shouldn't have gone down those stairs" pasta was the worst part of vintage HSG

>>90704368
two fucking days

>>90704367
I know, it created ipgd

>>90704368
i'm pretty sure the worst part was hellstrider

>>90704335
hsg gave some sick kid money out of revenge
hsg probably also helped a lot of people out through hard times in their lives
and call me a little bitch but hsg, at least for me, gave me a lot of important relationships i wouldn't trade away (in fact, if i got sent back in time i would make even more friends than i did)

>>90704368
no that was good you fool

>>90704436
Oh right, forum admin's sick niece.

I can't even remember his name, but yea that was nice.

Arson!
Murder!
FAKE UPDATE CALLS!

by the way there was another newspost
no game until july lol

>>90704436
Yeah remembering all this stuff has made me nostalgic about it all. Metastuck was fun too.

I still miss being able to shitpost as eri without repercussions.

>>90704510
the game is actually not coming do not believe in the false savior joey

>>90704516
it was good times, it really was

>>90704419
>davesprite
It hurts

THE BETA

IT'S HERE

CHECK YOUR EMAILS

Does anyone have that picture of Dave seeing Equius in a restaurant with a leather vest, eating a hamburger and drinking milk, and saying that the cycle was complete and that he's a cow?

>>90704563
damn they weren't kidding about the bugs
this shit's already crashed on me twice

>>90704563
there's a special hell for you people

>>90704586
>still having a homestuck folder in 2017

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>>90704607
I technically have one, but it's just the one I never deleted from 2010-2015 or so

I think we at least still shitposted about homestuck back then, but I think that was after the banning

>>90704248
huh, neat. Where at?

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You're forgetting the most important HSG thing

>>90704684
got a link to the starter pack?

>>90704684
that's not kanaya's feet

>>90704388
don't worry she was put down

>>90704694
honestly shai'hulud was the weirdest meme that ever came from here

>>90704694
she doesn't post here anymore, dingus

>>90704707
Look at them go

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>>90704707
yeah, it's not.

>>90704668
nickelodeon, i think

>>90704733
I meant on her tumblr dumb dumb.

I think her current one is still http://paradoxjelli.tumblr.com/ but she might use another one because I think I saw her post something else

>>90704742
that is 2 cute
it's hard to believe this morphed over time to breedsluts.

>>90701207
Why would you say that Hope Strikes Eternal is for Jake as opposed to Eridan?

>>90704839
How does Roxykitten become breedsluts?

>>90704900
>Roxykitten is adorable
>babies are adorable
>dave and jade should have babies and be cute
>jade wants to have babies
>Jade literally gets off on being impregnated

And so on. It's meme evolution.

>>90704248
Who's Angel?

>>90704884
Is this supposed to be read from right to left? Goddamn weebs

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>>90704925
A drawfriend from ye olde days. Pic unrelated.

>>90704925
A drawfriend, also tiny.

5 minutes to 3/14

where we at?

>>90704984
I was in that thread.

>>90704922
>dave and jade should have babies and be cute

Well they SHOULD.

>>90705095
hussie is EST so 3/14 has been here for a while now

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>>90704925

>>90705095
It's also 413 weeks since Homestuck started
Jesus fuck Hussie fucked this date up HARD

>>90705105
he's posted pst before

not that im expecting anything at all but still

>>90705110
Hussie is good at fucking up

>>90705099
We know anon, we know.

>>90705096
no you weren't

>>90698462
I second this motion.

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how low do you think hussie will go

>>90705167
Why would you doubt me?
What would i possibly have to gain from lying?

>>90705227
>What would i possibly have to gain from lying?
(you)s

>>90705222
He looks so hairy and miserable.

>>90705314
He's got a face like Jade's crotch, the happiness of John, a social circle that makes the Felt look like a functional group of intelligent gentlemen, and a game that's deader than Rose's character arc.


Poor Huss.

>>90705222
He's gonna go nuclear when Hiveswap's 2019 release date is pushed back half a year and his Homestuck 2 project is canned before it's even aired. The question you should be asking is how many casualties are going to ensue.

>>90705390
>casualties
>Hussie
What's he gonna do, awkwardly pucker his lips at them and try and retcon them into being gay?

>>90705425
The mass suicide from /hst/ alone when he confirms Davekat out of spite will peak at least 20.

>>90705442
Do you ever sleep

remember fat rose

>>90705508
That hasn't stopped, especially since all the kiddos are following Gelasitcat's example and drawing people hideous.

>>90705508
What if fat titted Rose

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remember tiny trolls

>>90705508
yes

>>90705572
yes

>>90705572
You have the Jade in a wineglass and Rose in a vodka thing that goes with that?

>>90705584
nope, i had to google just to get the one i posted

Man, this whole thread is proof that there is nothing to fucking talk about.

Enjoy your Davekat epilogue, haha.

>>90705619
see >>90705452

>>90705607
Dammit, i still haven't been able to find that Jade one.

>>90705303
I still can't believe that people had sex.

>>90705637
Not my problem that the fucker knows this memeshit pairing gives him tons of clickbait views.

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>>90705452
This is the first time I've been to these threads in a few months, I was just trying to make a joke.

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>>90705664
YOU FAILED

>>90705390
>Homestuck 2

You know, I still just can't see it being animated. How would it even look? Obviously you have to keep them all #FFFFFF but you can't keep them as sprites.

>>90705688
Probably like Act 7 was.
Enjoy your big heaving titted Jade and Vriska

>>90705745
no lol

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>>90705572
Yea, a little

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>>90705677
FUCK
On an unrelated note, I find it comforting that no matter how long I'm gone from these threads, they're always the same when I return. When I see people bitching about Hussie and the Katnep poster it feels like I'm home.

>>90705760
Were they a trip? Were you a trip?

>>90705787
no
yes

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>>90705702
Oh I will.

>>90705850
nerd

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>>90705771
We'll always be here for you.

>>90705812
okay now vriska

Im sad you guys, I wish homestuck ended better.

>>90705896
Remem8er's fairly old now isn't it, like 2 years or so.

Anyway I think HSG was banned by then so you're probably just talking about /hst/, but whatever.

>>90705904
honestly, everyone wanted the hsg trips
u were a hot commodity

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>>90705910

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>>90705910
Everyone does. Literally everyone. People here wanted closure, people on tumblr wanted weird gay fanfic-tier confirmations, people on MSPAF didn't want anything because MSPAF is dead.
Hussie satisfied nobody.

>>90705898
VRISKA A SHIT

>>90705948
And flat

remember potato

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>>90705910
Hussie lost whatever vision he'd originally intended for the comic long ago, just not necessarily when he decided trolls were going to be a thing. Feel free to close the book whenever you feel you've reached that point.
And whammo, it sucks moderately less now. You're welcome.

>>90705929
Is it wrong for me to say that I didn't care that much at all for Problem Sleuth? And I mean that seriously.

I read Problem Sleuth sometime in 2010/11 after so many people kept taljung about it and I found it kinda boring. Maybe it's because I wasnt keeping up with it when it was current? I dunno.

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>>90705948
>>90705957

>>90705918
>Remem8er's fairly old now isn't it, like 2 years or so.
What the fuck are you t-
Oh my God

>>90705896
I cought up just a few days after the gigapause started. Not fun.

>>90705944
Can you tell me the name or better yet the tumblr of this sweet Rose cosplayer? Im in need of a good fap, sir

>>90705994
I've been here 7 years lad.

You might be able to leave, you weren't even around for hsg proper.

I'm not though, I'm in this shit for the long haul.

>>90705918
Yep. On one hand I'm sad I missed out on HSG but on the other hand I'm a bit relieved I only skimmed over the thing once in 2012 and didn't sell my soul to the comic only to be completely crushed when the end came about.
>>90705910
I wonder if things would have been different if he released the same ending with some minor changes a few years earlier.

>>90705983
It's a pretty good story but it's definitely not everyone's cup of tea.

It has merits over homestuck in that it fucking ended and not in a comically awful fashion.

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>>90706010
its gone, most nudestucks are deleted.

>>90706016
if its any consolation there were very very few people in hsg who had any hopes in the ending even when hsg got banned (which was like, 2 years before the comic even ended)

had you been among us you would surely have been crushed under hussie's heel like the rest of us

>>90705959
>tfw i lost all my trip shipping charts
it's not fair

>>90705959
I wish I didn't

>>90705944
I wish Hussie could be punished for what he did. Arrested and tried for crimes against storytelling, emotional swindling, whatever it takes. Or just punched square in the jaw by some depressed lunatic who lost everything when Homestuck went out with a whimper. The man would benefit from an ass-whooping, but he's not worth anyone committing assault over.

>>90706014
I'm not him, I've been here since early 2011. I'm just astonished Remem8er is 2 years old.

Why can't we leave? It hurts so much.

>>90706073
If I ever meet hussie at a con I will do this for you anon.

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>>90706073
i'm pretty sure huss hates himself enough as it is

>>90706113
Thank you sir, I'm going to fap like hell.

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>>90706073
Don't worry, Hussie is paying for what he did every day, in the sheer misery that is his life.

>>90706148
as long as they aren't as bad as vapor fuck or pubes who cares

>>90706107
I hate him in that special way you can only feel for someone you used to admire greatly but dropped the ball. I want him to hurt as much as I do, and feel nothing but regret and shame over how he handled Homestuck since he got the idea to make a video game before he finished the comic.

>>90706144
Source, friend?

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>>90696366

Wow! Is that one of those 'fantrolls' I've heard about?

You know, I don't mean to toot my own horn or anything, but I've got one of those things myself, as you can see! I've posted it with my reply, you should click on the button to see it in its full resolution!

If anyone's got any creative and interesting characters of their own, I'd be happy to take a look at it! :)

>>90706163
ipgd's twitter.

>>90706148
Fuck you! I audibly shouted "fuck you!" As I read this, alone in my apartment, thanks.

I never, EVER visited Reddit for homestuck and I sure as shit didnt discover it because of it. I was lurking in /co/ way back in the day and my first experience of Homestuck was when John first visited his land in the flash game!

>>90706165
>>90706196
also, just to be clear, they mean the food grits. there wasn't anyone named grits.

>>90706144
>no roxy bending over backwards inviting you to fuck her
>no rose sitting pantless on your bed pretending not to notice
>no something something jane and jade as well

It hurts

>>90706206
Well that clears that up thanks anon.

>>90706208
Jade wags her nonexistent tail and drops a leash at your feet. Jane just rapes you in front of the stockholders.

>>90706260
So the mystery is eternal. Best outcome.

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>>90706180
That's an amazing "'fan troll'" friend, I love it! Thank you for sharing it with us!

Well in return, I'd like to share with you my own "'fan troll'", who is definitely of my own creation and not of belonging to someone else.

>>90705222
He's already at the bottom
The question is will he dig deeper? and will ipgd be there to hand him the shovel?

>>90706314
ipgd's already buried him

>>90706246
>jade as vin diesel meets a carpet is okay
>jade with a tail somehow isn't

>>90706366
Neither are okay.
Jade should be a cute petite girl with ears, that's IT.

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>>90706291
>>90706180
Remember when HSG was obsessed with fantrolls?

Pepperidge Farms remembers

>>90706399
Jon still has most of his fanbase intact because they don't give a shit about politics.
Hussie put everyone on a 3 year train ride to fucking nowhere and has barely shown his face since

>>90706314
Hussie's in deep, deeper than he's ever been. He's been digging for hours, his hands already raw and bleeding. He tries to dig deeper but the ground won't give way any more, it holds together in an attempt to try to save him from what lies underneath.

But he doesn't care, he calls up to ipgd with the voice of a man long broken yet still determined, and she throws down a shovel which crashes to the ground with a clatter. A thought occurs to him that if he digs any deeper he won't be able to come back to the surface, but he simply pushes that thought from his mind and strikes the earth with his steel.

Hours turn to days and begin to lose all meaning, in the hole time seems warped and distorted. He long stopped looking at the small speck of light above, and wholly devoted himself to his misson. The shovel is bent and splintered like the mind of its user but he presses on, he won't stop, he can't stop, until he feels his shovel strike something different, not dirt but wood. He's found what he was looking for and desperately seeks to uncover it, working his blistered hands down to the bone.

This deep in the hole light can no longer penetrate but he doesn't need to see, he knows what it is. He finally clears it, the coffin, her coffin, and he opens it. He goes in to hug the long dead corpse, and begins to whisper a name in an inaudible voice, "Rachel", before wailing in an inhuman tone.

The wails slowly crawl up the hole until they reach the surface and wake ipgd from her slumber. She knows that he's accomplished what he set out to do and simply walks over to the cement truck and begins to seal the hole, closing the curtains on this grim affair.

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that album was extremely mediocre


good thing i didn't donate to his shit problem sleuth album

>>90706605
imagine writing this and thinking 'yeah this is a good post'

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>>90706605

>>90706629
The only way to battle the stagnation of the threads is to create OC. I can't draw, but I can at least cobble words together into a semi coherent story.

>>90706621
Was that recent PS album his? It was pretty bad. Almost none of the music actually suited the characters, tone, setting, style, or themes of anything in PS at all. Bewildering.

>>90706629
t. Hussie

>>90706525
davekat is shi

>>90706675
let me know when you start

>>90706949
>tfw davekat is going to be the guaranteed trigger word post-epilogue to ruin any homestuck discussion and turning it into shit-flinging homophobe namecalling

bravo, nussie

>>90707083
>ruin
>homestuck discussion
>talking about named yaoi ships over pocky and ramen

I don't get it.

>>90707217
>"dude homestuck has always been about offtopic shitposting muh hsg culture xD"
Icels, please.

>>90697164
We can't bury Homestuck because we don't have the body. Hussie's team is too busy playing Weekend at Bernie's with it.

>>90697177
Shit, you weren't just late to the party. Late to the party is when everyone is tired and packing up, that's what joining in 2013 was like. You showed up about a year after the building the party was held in burned down in a fire.

>>90706605
Looks like piggy still comes by here.

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best track

>>90707259
Bruh I'm telling you, named ships are the stuff of deviantards and drooling tabloid junkies. I promise you nothing of value will ever be lost by using the word "davekat".

>>90702415
Is this a new meme?

>>90704367
I still wonder, if someone who wasn't an attention whore shitposter had sent the dildos and become friends with Hussie later on, would it have changed anything? Could they have helped Hussie keep his spark, better handle the crises he went through, avoid the hipster twitter crowd? Could Homestuck have been saved? Could Hussie?

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>Homestuck has gone to shit
>Dungeons and Dragons has gone to shit with 6E and became a dumb online game
>Magic became irrelevant when you have Hearthshit
>constant Fantasy vs Age of Sigmar shitposting
>40k getting shitposted by Fantasy doomsayers
>Warmahordes is still irrelevant and uninteresting to me
>LotR video game features a generic black guy and white woman for no reason

>the only homestuck fans are salty minorities like us and Hussie's new fanbase who see HS as a progressive work about sexuality and gender issues

>>90707390
ipgd's irritating qualities are the same ones that made friendship with hussie's girlfriend possible

no one else could have taken her place

>>90705910
We all are, anon. We all are.

>>90706005
I caught up a few days before the Megapause. I got to read a dozen updates before and after, and then the Gigapause dropped. Trust me, it's worse when you've had the smallest taste of still-good Homestuck.

>>90702592
At least Kazerad posts every two days to remind everyone he's still alive and working on the flash or why he hasn't been able to.
Unlike Hussie.

>>90704984
I still wonder if that anon dreamed about the one aspect/title test which had a first guardian horse offering a deal with the devil in it.

>>90706399
As far as I can tell JonTron is still making content. A vocal portion of his old fans have gotten genuinely angry about his terrible opinions, personalty away from the camera, and sense of "humor", but I think the outrage is mostly outsiders who caught wind of things and started virtue signaling.

>>90707624
>Jade/Davepeta still exist
I thought they all moved to Jade/Terezi instead.

>>90706191
shit man, same here man.

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I like it.

you know, at some point i feel like reading homestuck the stopping at game over or something. after the 9 years that i've been following it, i've never actually looked back and read the thing a second time.

>>90708275
Because you know some characters have disappointing arcs?

>>90708292
Yeah, then just draw my own conclusion form there.

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Aranea had the best character arc of any of the trolls, because it was actually allowed to fucking end, and her hubris had consequences instead of being the key to final victory.

>>90708341
ARANEA A SHIT

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>>90708341
so even the Vriska-alike gets special treatment

>>90708341
Aranea is underdeveloped and uninteresting.

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>>90708541
that 8ait is kind of lame
if you want people to 8ring you Aranea pictures you can just ask

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>>90708541
Underdeveloped indeed!

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>>90708963
Aranea is flat.

FLAT!

Anyone upload the album to mega yet?

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>>90708975

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>>90708980
why? You can get it yourself from bandcamp. or scrape youtube.

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>>90708975
Yeah, well Vriska is fat.

FAT!

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>>90709025
Yeah, big fat spider tats.

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SPIDERS FUCK OFF

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>>90709141
No.

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>>90709141
you first

>>90707397
>sic transit gloria mundi

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>>90709141

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>>90709025
thick grey skin
fat
horns

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>>90709621
Oh yeah, I remember that.

>>90707870
It's Jade/Rose for some reason actually.

>>90709672
>Rosemary is such bad yuri even the yuri shippers are trying to push something else

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>>90709714
I wouldn't call these people yuri shippers. They superficially ship a girl and a girl, but they're yuri shippers in the same way that Cohen is a writer.

>>90708975
Anyone got the picture of Hussie holding this up at the con?

>>90708975
Reminder those aren't breasts and Vriska is just shifting her belly fat up.

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>>90709141
I spot another slave to the Spider Goddess.

>>90710196
You think there are illicit shrines to Vriska on Earth C, all remote and strange, like daedric temples

>>90710252
Better than Karkat's shrine, which is just a candle next to the bathrooms at the YMCA

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Remember when

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>>90710252
>many years into the future
>Vriska is now praised as a benevolent god who protects the weak and poor
>Her monk-warriors preach and liberate countries and worlds all over Universe C

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All this scourge, and nobody posting best sister. Where's the 'rezi at?

>>90710448
We don't talk about sluts

>>90710463
But you just did...

>>90710463
But you discuss Vriska

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>>90710530
>>90710543
>Terezi isn't a slut, it's Vriska
then how do you explain THIS

check and mate, atheists

>>90710600
Just a reminder, bro! What's the bfd?

>>90705929
Those arent comparable compare the end credits to the end credits

>>90710621
>reminder
that's not a reminder, you dirty terezi cultist

your goddess slept and got her pussy loose by dave and gamzee and had the great john retcon her hymen back

you filthy heretic should be ashamed for talking down to my goddess

>>90710717
>loose
>dave
Dave's halfsword probably can't even stretch out a hamster.

>>90708341
Aranea had a shit arc. But I guess you could argue that permadeath is the best fate you can ask considering the final state of the comic.

>>90709763
This. They are shipping for multiple reasons: to carry out what they perceive as a campaign to piss off The Straights (tm), to express a very understandable bitterness about the lack of LGBT ships, and of course, to virtue signal. But they don't care much about the characters, at best they care about some imagined relationship between two OCs who look suspiciously like Homestuck characters.

>>90706191
Wow, what a great accomplishment. Your parents must be proud.

>>90710408
Anon, this is embarrassing.

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>>90706755
>Was that recent PS album his?
No it wasn't.

>>90710876
I know, why is Jade on all fours with nobody around

>>90709672
Were they even friends? They talked like 2 times

>>90710769
Sounds like Jade waifufags, desu.

>>90710769
>a very understandable bitterness about the lack of LGBT ships

But... Everyone is gay.

>>90710972
Not really. At most we got definitely got Rosemary

>>90710939
How?

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>>90707390
>Is this a new meme?
Not new, just some idiot who's been forcing it for years.

>>90707397
There's still quality entertainment, provided you don't look in the most normie places imaginable.

>>90710937
They talked more than that, but they were never close like the other kid combinations.

What if Gamzee was a girl?

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>>90703861
>>90702592
yes the video game released in 2007 is a homestuck fanadventure

>>90710939
Jade waifufags are pretty despicable but at least they have no motives other than wanting to fuck and/or see Dave fuck a fictional character turned cardboard-thin sex fantasy. Meanwhile the flavor of Jaderezi or Jaderose shippers we're talking about don't have the excuse of only thinking with their genitals.

>>90710972
I mean upset about the lack of gay/etc. ships in other media. Homestuck has a prominent lesbian pairing and is, as a work, very upfront about characters being sexually attracted to their same gender, even though yeah, the comic doesn't capitalizing a lot on that premise despite Hussie and Cohen's plans to Make Things Gay. But when you're a teenager starved for representation, going through identity crises and having the feeling Heteros (tm) are out to get you, Homestuck is the equivalent of an easily defensible fortress over a strategic position, and their reaction is to fortify it by making the comic (and what fandom surrounds it) as gay as possible.

>>90710939
Nah, Jade still resembles and acts like Jade.

Andrew Hussie? That's the guy Toby Fox worked with right? Nice of him to let Toby practice for Undertale!

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You're welcome.

>>90710980
Still more than the heteros

>>90711235
F8CK 8FF

>>90711237
Yeah, 1 is a big number.

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>>90711059
You could say it was a rip-OFF

>>90711235
they both have beautiful feet

>>90711276
>1
>not counting davekat
>not counting janeroxycali
Irregardlessly 1 is more than 0

>>90711298
You're right, I'm not counting those.

>>90711102
>Homestuck has a prominent lesbian pairing and is, as a work, very upfront about characters being sexually attracted to their same gender
>the comic doesn't capitalizing a lot on that premise despite Hussie and Cohen's plans to Make Things Gay.

And that's the problem here, The characters a lost to their sexuality, like so what if you make everything gay, it doesn't matter if the characters are nothing more but a hollow shell of their former selves. And in away that hurts representation more then anything. It's one of the reasons why most people till in the fandom ship rosemary just for them being lesbians and not for their characters interactions and chemistry. kinda like how there's forced heterosexual romance in media..

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>>90711152

Homestuck's bad and now so is SU

What have you moved on to that stayed good?

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>the only thing hsgtwbch cares about is shipping

>>90711339
Worm, Brandon Sanderson's books, masturbation.

>Karkat will never get a final good character arc in the epilogue
>pre-retcon ghost being in a relationship with (Terezi) and Davekat/OT3 is his only arc in the epilogue

Feels bad man

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>>90711339
Star vs the forces of Evil
Some fanventures are also good, I'm reading Waterworks atm.

>>90711339
MHA

>>90711327
>check source
>dog dick
And ruined.

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>>90711374
Write an arc for him in your head, you consumerist trash.
Then move on, lest you become another BKEW.

>>90711374
>hetero and homosexual karkat
>good and evil vriska
>non-blind and blind terezi
Pottery...

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>>90711458
Knotfags jumped all over her after Jadesprite was a thing. You're better off looking elsewhere.