It says here you masturbate to cartoons. Care to explain yourself?

>phoneposting
bah humbug

>>90688775
What's there to explain?

>>90688775
Starfire is pretty hot. So are Korra and Katara.

>>90688775
well Star doesn't put out, so I'm forced to jack off to nude pictures of her.

>>90688775
Why not?

Y-you are pretty cute

>>90688854
Don't you think it's time to succumb to peer pressure and quit it, Anon?

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>>90688775
There's nothing wrong with that.

>>90688775
if you care and have strong feelings towards fictional characters, what's weird about said feelings including your sexual desires?

>>90688775
It's easier to find a pic of a imaginary girl that panders to my fetishes than a pic of real girls

>>90689037
This.

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>>90689005
>Terry's doing Star Vs. art now
I'm more than okay with this

>>90688775
because real trannies and children are disgusting.

>>90688775
I do a lot of charity work. I ring the bell for the Salvation Army at Christmas. I collect food for the hungry for an organization http://www.shstrangers.com/. I also saved the life of a little girl with leukemia by donating my bone marrow. https://bethematch.org. This other thing that I am into is I am part of a Supercomputer network that works on curing cancer http://folding.stanford.edu/ Folding at Home team 232292. Lets see, What else... um, well Because of my level of intelligence I can fix anything. I've rebuilt cars, washers and dryers, computers, i can build a house, I can fix literally anything. I used to buy smartphones and laptops with cracked screens off of eBay and put new screens on them and resell them. I can also play The Guitar, and Piano fluently. I am more intelligent than Einstein and i can prove it. My IQ is 150, Albert Einstein's Iq was 160 but if you're very intelligent i'll prove to you that i'm smarter than Einstein if you just read the rest of my profile. Einstein said "doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results is the definition of insanity". I say, since Einstein knew time and space move inevitably forward, therefore no two actions could ever be exactly the same. (The Coriolis effect, the rotation of the earth, & the earth around the sun, the sun around the milky way ect...) Therefore according to Einstein "Nothing is Insane". (Because nothing could ever be exactly the same, and he knew that.), so therefore I'm smarter than Einstein even though he technically had 10 IQ points on me. What do you think? Funny huh, at least i think so, but I'm A geek. Anyway, I don't smoke, I don't drink, I do drink protein shakes and take nootropic supplements from GNC, I am one of those health nuts

>>90688775
are you telling me that there's people who doesn't do it? no way

>>90688775
Would you prefer a demonstration?

A lot of my fetishes aren't possible in real life

>>90689110
>GNC
>selling nootropics
Fish Oil and Choline don't really count

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Honestly babe, wouldn't you just jack your little spiked weiner right off if you saw this?

You got any videos of five multichomratic girls being gang raped by demon elephants you are welcome to share them kitty.

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>>90688775
No.

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>>90688775
Didn't you do this thread a while back?
Oh well, might as well post this again, didn't know about this until stumbling on the episode

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>>90688775
>cute cat thing with wings and cute voice

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Who on earth would even do that? Nobody on /co/. we're just too pure for such things.

Fuck off and let me masturbate you fucking cat.

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>>90688775
How about you come a bit closer and I'll show you.

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>>90688775
You catched me in my darkest hour cat, good job.

>>90689110
what a nice copypasta

>>90688775
Who is this?

>>90689951
baby

>>90689110
*Tips Fedora*

>>90688775
What's it matter if I'm getting off to pictures of real people or drawings?

I'm not getting laid either way

>>90689985
Please I need to know.

>>90690131
the character's name is Baby. she's from Star vs the Forces of Evil.

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>>90690131
baby from star vs
have fun with that on your search

>>90688775
i can demostrate for you

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>>90689407
y-yeah, n-no one!

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>>90688775
I shall explain it in great detail, but first I need to ask, are you a boy or a girl stuffed animal creature?

no human is as good as my husbando, baby. that's just the way it is.

>>90688775
would smash the puss

>>90689110
really activates my almonds

>>90691245
Interesting.

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I can't help it

>>90689407
Is that a horsecock on her back?

>>90688775
they're pretty good

>>90688775
Do you want me to draw you a picture?

Before I do, there's a very similar thread in /vp/ right now. Do YOU care to explain?

Th-there must be some kind of mistake.
High-quality animation from glorius Nippon isn't "cartoons".

>>90688775
>>90693090

You know what this show needs? A sad panda character.

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WATCHA GON DO BOUT IT?

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>>90688775
I'm gonna bang neither the people in porn nor the people in cartoons. So honestly it's all fictional to me.

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>>90688775
Yes, little cat girls turn me on.

>>90688775
Well, yeah, but only the hot ones. I'm not some degenerate.

>>90688775
Uh OK.

So in porn, I can't be sure what's going on; is this coerced, are these people disfigured by plastic surgery, am I going to suffer consistent shots of man-ass and dudes grunting faves.

In a doujinshi, I have all the tags tell me exactly what's in there and can browse all the thumbs. I know these are pictures on paper, so no one gets hurt or demeaned. And I can see otherwise impossible and fantastic scenarios, like bug girls.

>>90688775
No, not really.

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>>90693140
This panda really is sad. I just found out my favorite loli artist is dead. RIP Yasuda, but fuck you for not being able to draw any more, you talented bastard. It's always the best ones that we lose.

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>>90689005

You. Me. 1st degree burns.

>>90693190
Soldier is pure you filth

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I'll never stop.

>>90689110
This is almost as adorable as the cat in the op.

>>90693943
Inferior model.

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>>90694267
Heresy. Worship only the one true Gwen.

>>90688775
*jizzes on cat's face*

>>90688775
Oh yeah, I jerked off to you this morning.

You'd make a pretty good dick sleeve.

>>90694775
IN TER ESTING

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a cat is fine too

>>90688824
kek

>>90693818
what episode does she appear in. im still getting caught up in season 2

>>90695141
That's too heavily cropped to find, anon.

>>90695937
boorus boorus boorus boorus which one should i pick? i need extra deep! i like my bitches extra thick!

No, video games. Who do you have working as fact checker around here?

>>90688775

I mostly use lube ( if available) and tissue paper (I like the sensation when I clean myself)

if it is going to be a big load, I put the tissue on my dick before cumming so I don't make a mess on my desktop.

also sometimes I sit on my hand until it goes numb and then masturbate, that way it feels like someone else is blowing me

>>90697091
how do you keep it numb for a long time for this without waking it up

>>90697122

practice

it's a skill, dude

>>90688775
>ONLY cartoons

You'll need a bigger sheet of paper, Floating Cocksleeve

>>90689219
>A man of refined taste

>>90697091
suck your own dick. its like actual blowjob

>>90697210

I am not gay, bro

sucking dick even if it's your own is gay

>>90697461
im not gay
im pan
*insert frying pan joke here*

>>90697461
It's not gay if you have a feminine penis

>>90695141
>is not porn
Dissappointed. Pretty much no porn of baby.

>>90688775
I prefer to think of it as having sex with another persons thoughts and dreams.

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>>90697461
>I am not gay, bro
>sucking dick even if it's your own is gay

you know im not disagreeing, but isnt giving yourself a handjob also gay by that logic?

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>>90697461

>>90698970
Yes.

>>90689110
Why is there this thing between ego masturbators and not drinking or smoking

>>90699525
Making some vague point about being independent by not having given in to peer pressure, maybe? I don't think there's anything special about it myself, I'm just trying to guess why some people would think it's something to brag about.

>>90699131
But would you rather jerk off a guy or suck him Off?

There's a lesser evil

>>90688797
Not all phoneposters are bad people, though.

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>>90688775
>It says here you masturbate to cartoons
Sorry but let me correct you, the actually term is Japanese animation also known as anime with the porn branch title known as hentai

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>>90700554
>masturbating to chink cartoons
fuck off you fucking degenerate

>>90688775Bu
But I don't. I'm extremely petty and jealous. I won't give an artist the satisfaction of knowing I wanked to their work.

>>90697809
You know i was gonna shitpost and let my pol ptsd come out but honestly i guess the term pan is necessary instead of just bi since not all bi people are into trans. FLUORIDE WHAT HAVE YOU DONT TO ME ALEX JONES HELP

>>90700864
Muahahaha

>>90688775
Well I can't fuck the cartoons, so masturbating is the next best thing.

>>90697461
So does that make me gay for constantly giving myself hand jobs?

Seems pretty arbitrary to me.

>>90688775
I masturbate to EVERYTHING.

>>90700554

it's called "H" you baka gaijin

>>90688775
who is this jizz genie?

>>90688775

Oh thank god I thought you were going to ask me something worse

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>>90697461
Get off the Internet, Zach, It's not good for you.