ITT: Girls you would introduce to your parents

>"Son, you can't really mean to marry an illegal alien!"

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>>90687321

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Just dress her more appropriately.

My parents both have pretty flat affects and few social skills, so I think it might actually go OK.

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>>90687356
Fuck you, dad.

Probabily every girl because I've never had one while my brother is 5 years younger than me and often brings home his third gf

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>>90687702
>tfw you've never had a girlfriend in your life
>tfw you brother is married

>>90687321
It would have to be someone who can talk with the dead.

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>>90687747
>tfw you've never had a girlfriend in your life
>sister brings home her third gf

>>90687780
Have fun in jail!

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>>90687321

>>90687928
Anon, what the fuck are you doing dating a 10 year old?

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>>90687889

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>>90687321
I basically already did, and I'd do it again.

>>90688211
"I didn't know you liked men, Anon."

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>>90687321

>>90687965

I'm 12 and what is this?

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No, seriously, why is she so fucking perfect?

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Fuck it, I'd introduce any of them.

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>>90689807
Alien DNA.

>>90687747
Hang in there anon. Focus on your hobbies or work and being as good a person as you can, that's all anyone can do.

>>90687356
Refugee, dad.

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>>90687321
>>90687685
>>90688211
>>90689807
>>90689989
>>90690425
>>90692501
Xeno-loving scum

>>90692501
Here we have an actual, non-edited video of a filthy xeno playing (you read that correctly, playing) with the most dangerously explosive substance in the known universe. What nefarious purpose it has in mind we can only speculate.

>>90688459
Different dimensions are only slightly better than different planets.

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>>90692868
is that starcraft

>>90693027
it's warhammer forty-thousand. i've never played it but apparently it's a video game series that took a lot of inspiration from the Starcraft marines/zerg archetypes.

>>90693073
It also ripped off Halo and Master Chief pretty badly with the supersoldier thing, not to mention Warcraft "Orcs"

>>90692868
>tg memes on co
Better than pol I guess.

>>90693073
>videogame series
Actually it's primarily a tabletop game series, but a few videogames exist.

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she's a nervous wreck who never leaves her house, and a bit of a dork. my parents would probably be relieved i found someone i have stuff in common with

>>90693073
>>90693106
I don't know if you guys are fucking around, but WH40K predates both of those series.