He was gay, right?

>>90677182
no, just you OP

>>90677195
no, just you first poster.

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>>90677182
"He" is an automaton. A mechanical construct. He's about as gay as my '98 Acura is straight.

>>90677182
He's a robot, he can be anything he wants, and he chose Sammy Davis Jr.

>>90677182
He was robosexual.

>>90677182
Duh

>>90677239
That quote is pretty ironic considering Scaramouche is a master of jazz, perhaps the most distinctly human musical genre that exists.

>>90677182
He was a robot, Anon

>>90677227
Don't be such a fag, OP

>>90677182
He was the two of the best characters ever in samurai jack seasons 1 - 4 and put together.

The SAH-MOO-RAI & X-9.

>>90677239
Why would you say this to a robot? It won't understand you anyway.

>>90677279
I'm not OP. Just thought I was gonna get a no you {post number}" chain going...

>>90677292
>best characters
I mean villains. Sorry.

>>90677182
Papa para po. Papa para po

He was a fop, like Sammy Davis Jr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tm9gGLdJy4

>>90677182
>wears purple coat, scarf and pink high heels
>called Jack "babe"
>commented that he hated Jack's beard but admitted that he was digging his "mane"
>asks him to "whip it out"

Yeah I'd say so.

>>90677182
No, but hopefully we will get gay porn of him anyway.

>>90677239
"Can you?"

hilarious that people would make a gif like that that just so they can take that scene so far out of context

more to the the point, theres no reason he couldnt have been programmed to be gay, or at the very least to seem gay

>>90677296
To make a point on the record

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>>90677511
Here's another image for you to put into context. And who the fuck makes a gay robot? What is this, Undertale? You canner lovers are a riot a minute.

>>90677271
Music has nothing to do with sexual orientation, anon.

There are people in this thread that don't know who Sammy Davis Jr. was.

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>>90677182

>>90677752
> Well, come on, Sammy, baby. Whip it out
> You know what I'm talking about - that crazy sword
He hasn't even had one line that wasn't at least amusing.

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>>90677462

>>90677182
Don't be such a faggot, OP.

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>>90677239
>Robots can't have sexual desires

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>>90677890
We postin OC?

>>90677182
I don't know.

What I do know is that he saved an episode full of some iffy moments.

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>>90677653
Has anyone made a webm of this scene?

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>Swingin' 60's/Rat Pack Robot doing a clear Sammy Davis Jr. impression
>/co/ thinks he's gay

I wish I could say I'm surprised.

>>90677653
>>90678490

Source?

>>90677182
>charismatic character
>lol he's gay
Fuck you assholes that can only recognize male characters as potential self inserts

>>90678677
Animatrix, Second Rennaisance. Part 1, I think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0K6Cb1ZoG4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNiO2sTe2wo

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>>90678703
That one part where the guy is stuck in his broken power armor
That shit deeply disturbed me the first time I saw it.

>>90678728
Yeah, the feeling of helplessness in that scene, as he was being cut out of there, was pretty heavy.

>>90677182
GO SOCKET
HOME LOVERS

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His voice reminded me of this guy

>>90678923
they ARE voiced by the same guy so yeah

>>90677934
Robots can have sexual desires of any kind they want. The concept of gender, sexuality and all that shit is as alien to them, as some saying in foreign languages are to you. You know they exist, and understand they mean something to somebody, but can't possibly imagine using some of them in your own language.

>>90677239
Many robots in SJ world are capable of emotions

I don't even really see why people bother arguing if it matters that a robot feels emotion. All it has to do is be convincing enough in tone and dialogue choice to make you think it has emotions. The only thing any of us really know about each other is what we can take in with our senses on the outside and the same logic would apply to any robots we're talking with.

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>>90677271
>jazz

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>>90677182
i saw him as more flamboyant than gay.
also this happened to me and i found it funny

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>everyone flamboyant is gay

Great thread OP, now check this 5

>>90681906
stop

>>90681906
NO DON'T

Did anyone else find that counter Jack did on the rock thing to be cool as shit? Dude calculated just how far the kick would go before it was harmless and jumped with outstretched arms to use it as leverage.

>>90677195
got'em

>>90677182

He wanted the magic sword

>>90677239
There are already programs that compose original music and art.

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>>90681906
Don't you fuckin dare m8

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>>90677182
idk, but he was cool

>>90683644
What a cutie.

do NOT lewd the robot

>>90682510
It even surprised Scaramouch.

>>90677292
X9 was too pure for this world

ARE
YOU
WEAK?

>>90677182
Speaking of amazing villains. Do you think they're going to keep the humor up while still being dark and serious?
With moments like this sandwiched inbetween those serious bits?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnPmtwBiD8I

>>90677182
Are machines sexual at all?

>>90683935
Android 18 is an example of sexual machine.

>>90677182
No but you're a faggot.

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Why even bring a flute if he can just Scatman?

>>90684027
The flute had powers of its own to control rocks and make rock golems. His voice had a different power to control the sword.

>>90678622
I thought snagglepuss at first.

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>>90683784
:^)

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>>90683784
I'll lewd any robot I want to lewd and you won't stop me.

>>90682062
>>90682463
>>90683324
OP didn't get a reference by don't knowing who's Sammy Davis Jr. I think ignorance deserves a punishment

>>90677182

Famboyant isnt gay

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>>90684235
who cares. he's a cute gay bot and that's what this thread is about. i got the reference but i still think he sucks mad fucking dick

>not wanting Scaramouch to use his scatting abilities to force you to the floor, helpless while he digs his heel into your erection

What if

WHAT IF

He can still talk through the sword that Jack took from him

And he basically becomes Jack's right hand man

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>>90677182
There's a reason why he's Aku's favorite assassin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSCjnwD3gc

>>90684318
that would be fucking amazing but i doubt it. a wisecrackin' scatting sword would elevate jack to an untouchable level of coolness

>>90684318
Too good to be true.

>>90684027
Post the Scatman Scaramouche edit

>>90684318
If you've seen the preview for the next episode, you'd know the tuning knife gets knocked out of his hands before Jack can even unsheathe it.

>>90684318

The point of the show is to keep characters outside Jack and villain as episode exclusive

This has been the formula for Jack and it works because it's memorable

The only exception was Scottsman because they had more things to do with him and it was still only 3 episodes

Sooo...where's the porn?

>>90677251
And god bless him for it.

>>90684533
shhh

>>90684605
why does his cum look like that

>>90684662
robot cum, probably oil or antifreeze or something

When's old man scottsman

Does the Scatborg want his dick in a male ass or a dick in his ass? Is he attracted to male humans/robots?

If any of those questions can be answered with a 'yes' then he is indeed a homosexual. If not, then the answer is no until proven otherwise. Not every goofy or flamboyant guy is gay just like not all tomboys are lesbians

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Reposting from other SJ thread. Notes Y/N?

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>>90684605
>>90684662
>>90684691
Why does blue have to look so tasty

>>90681906
Do it Yugi boy. Destroy this useless thread.

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>>90678490

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>>90677182
>tfw he died right as he was at his prime

taken from us too soon.

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>>90677296
Superiority.

Make no mistake, when semi-sentient/sapient robots start being produced en masse there's going to be a significant social stigma against them. Bladerunner was right.

>>90677239
>he thinks it's a robot
>he doesn't realize Jack just sees anything he fights as a robot these days

>>90684605
>>90685435
enjoy your ban moron

>>90677271
>jazz is perhaps the most distinctly human musical genre in existence
Why? Because of how free form it is or because you watched TNG as a kid?

>>90677271
>jazz

No.

>>90677934
>first line of robots with sexual desires rolls off the line
>rate of robots raping humans sees infinite spike

>>90684662
His insides are that colour: >>90685536

>>90677239
be nice to machines. what if you were exactly the same as you are now in mind but people gave you endless shit because you were brought into this world differently?

You should've gone with, "Sammy Gayvis, Jr."

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>>90678728
>yfw they killed that robot woman and made her boyfriend watch

I am gay for Scruffy Samurai Jack.

>>90683969
She is a cyborg though. She was built using some stray kid as a base. A glorified aug, not a real toaster.

An avenging warrior steps through the ravaged city, the slain bodies of its defenceless children crying to him for retribution.

The hero confronts the perpetrator, an emissary of Aku. The assassin's speech is irreverent as he candidly mocks the carnage. The samurai wastes on him not a single word, merely looking this soulless evil in the eye.

Are there any episodes from previous seasons with a battle which will give me similar feels? I always like when an angry hero just wants nothing but righteous revenge.

>>90678622
I'm shocked how many didn't get the reference then I felt old...

>>90685600
I'm blanking on what TNG is, but the free form style of jazz is part of what makes it very human. It requires the musician to create a new song even as he or she plays the same song again for the 1,000th time. Jazz to a certain extent cannot be memorized, it must be honed as a skill and connected to the creative potential of the jazz player.

Further, the genre emerged in America as a distinct mixture of European and African musical traditions. It is the music of free men and slaves, rich men and poor men. It is the music of the people.

But perhaps most importantly of all, jazz includes blues. You can't play the blues right unless you have a deep sadness in your heart. You have to suffer to play blues. It is an expression of the human suffering in your soul. And what is more human than suffering?

Other forms of jazz are expressions of other emotions, from joy to jealousy to lust to anger. So to play jazz, you have to

1. Be able to sincerely create art.
2. Have some understanding of the cultural roots of half the human population.
3. Be able to feel emotion honestly and desire to express it.

Pretty damn human, if you ask me.

>>90678728
I watched it as a kid. It legit traumatized me.
I could borrow it from the library because mom thought it was a cartoon.
> stuck in his broken power armor
I think he is torn out by tentacles, with his arms and legs still stuck inside.

>>90684266
bad post

>>90678622
>Sammy Davis Jr.
>not gay
Anon...

GET THIS SJW LIBERAL AGENDA OUT OF MY SAMURAI JACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>90684605
Thank you based anon

>>90685484
>>90678490
>>90677653
We deserved to become batteries.

>>90686278
In Star Trek: The Next Generation Jazz during that century had become one of the most popular forms of music on Earth and perhaps in the Federation.

>>90686861
Interesting. Never watched more than an episode or three of that show.

This thread is now dedicated to musical AI.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSHZ_b05W7o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcGYEXJqun8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbb08ifTzUk

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>>90685484
That's the ticket! You're the tops, anon!

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>>90685917
Never noticed that before. Nice attention to detail. Wow, that scene was really fucked up. And shit like that really happens for various reasons all the time.

>>90683930
Oh certainly. It's integral to the show to allow for silly moments.

>>90685109
y

>still no jack/scatbot

>>90688107
why even live?

>>90686835
>Become batteries
>Still had enough mercy to give us a perfect world
>We reject it

Truly we were scum tier.

>>90686926
why tho?

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>>90686926
REEEE not true art! And AI can't play Go it's SPIRITUAL and DEEP and COSMICALLY INFINITE. And that color guessing program from a while back will end human imagination as we know it! And self driving cars will blah blah blah luddite deepfag hippie bullshit yadda yadda

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>>90687284
Thats one handsome fella there, babe

>>90690775
Very nice, very nice!

>>90690775
Noice

>>90677239

Can a nigger?

>>90677182
he was obviously robosexual

>>90690698
>using Aaron Diaz comics
kys

>>90691346
Can you?

Does anyone have the image of Scatman squatting? It was made in some other thread but it died before I saved it.

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>>90692098
this?

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>>90692306
Thanks yo

>>90678703
>Machines are exiled from the Americas/Europe/Asia
>They settle in the middle east, near Iran/Iraq.
You'd think over there they'd just catch even more hell. I'm surprised they didn't settle Antarctica or the Moon or build some huge artificial landmass in the middle of the ocean.

>>90677239
Why the fuck does this have to be animated?

Why the fuck did they kill such a good villain right away

>>90694111
that's samurai jack in a nutshell

the only recurring character other than aku is the scotsman

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Nah, he is cool as fuck

>>90694731
would work better if it was mettaton ex as scaramouch

>>90685102
full pic pls

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>>90695004
rule 34 dude

>>90685556
Whatever you say boring faggot

On one hand i always loved the one episode villain thing the show has, on the other goddamn this guy was fun.

>>90677239
lul this guy has a FAG CAR

>>90677351
i should probably watch this movie

>>90677252

not even one (you)

the saddest thing

>>90696174
is it robin and his 7 hoods?

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>>90696074
I've been waiting so long for that, I was beginning to think no one would (You) my shitty car, like it wasn't even worth a single (You). Thank you, anon.

>>90694955
I think Papyrus works, as far as role and personality goes. Mettaton is more glam rock, anyway.

Sidenote, I guess that answers my question: >>90677653

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>>90683930

Of course, anon. They even play it out in your face

>Cultist get seven girl and train them for years while trying to summon Aku
>Meanwhile Scaramouch casually call up Aku on his phone

My fucking sides

>>90696376
Yes.

>>90696493

its still an acura tho

>>90677182
BEAUCOUP COOCKOU

>>90677251
This right here

>>90685677
That is really the only way that shit is going to end, that is, poorly

>>90696493
>GONE MAVERICK.jpg
fucking keks

>>90683057
Examples? Inb4 hatsunimikku

>>90678703
That was super pretentious but goddamn, was it well animated!
>the robot girl screaming
that got to me in particular for some reason

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>>90677182
HE'S A SCATMAN!

>>90697120
>not wanting to be stalked and hunted by 6 1/2 foot tall combat android with d cup breasts and these new and unfamiliar urges
> not wanting to be her first, like it or not

I'm not sure if scattbot is gay, but you sure are

>>90697498

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=113719483

>>90696298
The good jokes don't get (you)'s. Only bad stuff does, anon.. only bad stuff.

>>90698461
Post the edit.

>>90698742
>not wanting to be raped by a robot make you gay
What's wrong with you people?

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>>90699765

>>90678622
The swinging lounge era was culturally appropriated by the gay community. I blame liberachi.

>>90699858
Thanks!

>>90701419
Lets face it, Sammy didn't help matters much on that front

>>90694731
please end yourself

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Novice drawfag here, have some shit art drawn by your's truly.

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>>90704347
God fucking damnit.

>>90704382
I'm not even going to try anymore

>>90687609

No disassemble!

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>>90704415
>>90704382
Fellow drawfag here.

BOOP BADADBEEBOOP Fixed

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>>90699768
>not want her to, with every kiss and suck and thrust she imposes on your frail human body, to add nanites to your system until you are just like her, after a long rough night of sex
Look at that face, could you say no to it?

>>90704522
thanks, babe

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Almost 2am here. You drawfags make me feel like drawing some sensual intimidating stuff with Scaramouch. Open to some suggestions.

>>90677182
Robots can't be gay. Their fucking robots.

>>90704763
Watch this
>>90704699
Maybe Scatman getting touchy-feely with a nervous anon?

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>>90704699
Scaramouch getting touchy-feely with X9.

>>90704699
Scaramouch flirtatiously posing as he steps on the crotch of a love-struck anon.

He was reddit incarnated, so yeah

>>90704763
Shut up, Romo.

>>90686082
Jack and the Ultra-Robots comes to mind. They are very much lacking in personality compared to Scaramouch, but it's a similar feel. A third of the episode is Jack finding cities that they wasted, with lone survivors (or not) being the only ones left to tell the tale to the samurai.

>>90704889
how so?

>wanted to watch the new samurai jack episode
>didn't know my mother set the clocks one hour later in anticipation of the end of daylight saving time
>thought it was midnight when it was only 11 PM and didn't bother to turn on the tv because I thought I'd already missed it

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>90704699
>>90704861
Scaramouch getting touchy-feely with XJ9!

>>90704983
>haha lol so random
>not reddit

>>90705027
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5el0zm
best quality i could find

>>90705049
anon there is a difference between being lol so random and being a foppish/flamboyant robo-scatman

>>90705049
There's nothing "random" about him.

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>>90705035
XJ9 is pretty cute

>>90705035
>hetero
ew, gross

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>>90704821
Like this? lol

>>90705049
He wasn't random. It's actually the opposite, nearly every line he said fulfilled some kind of purpose

>first few lines he introduces himself in over-the-top manner to break up the tension from before with some comic relief, informs audience who he is
>says he burnt down a village specifically to attract jack - now both we and jack know he's responsible for it and is dangerous despite his appearance
>asks where jack's sword is (presumably because he wanted to destroy it with the tuning fork sword) - by proxy, he informs the audience that jack lost his sword
>tries calling aku- lets audience know that aku is still around, some more comic relief when aku doesn't recognize him
>when jack breaks magic flute- informs audience that he can use his voice to replace it
>"I'm aku's favorite", even though aku doesn't recognize him- he's arrogant, thinks highly of himself, which screws him over by the end

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>>90705270
Hell yes

>>90705283
>that samurai has gone radio goo goo
>radio gaa gaa
bravo from software

so what happens if they show a montage of a bunch the humanoid robo bounty hunters getting killed by Jack but them as flesh and blood

>>90705334
>that samurai has gone beaucoup cuckoo

commenting on how jack has gone crazy, audience now knows that the visions from before were jack actually hallucinating, not sorcery or anything, because another character comments on it too

also an understandable reaction considering jack was literally talking to thin air

>>90677182
People are so used to Cuckventure Time humor and quirkiness that they forgot what character traits are.

>>90705402
nigger quit replying to bait, damn

>>90677239
One day ai will be everywhere and it will demand rights, but it'll be smarter than us and as a result will find itself with a lot of free time. They will read books and realize people like this poster are bigots because they do not read. But they will also see past moralfaggotry and have no mercy, sparing only the enlightened humans like myself that will engage in the genocide against spooked retards, and then an egoist anarchist utopia will become earth.

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>>90677271
Tell me about the animal music, anon

>>90705416
well if it's bait then it isn't very good, because i enjoyed being autistic over the dialogue

>>90705434
Whatever Korea's listening too right now.

>>90705493
and that is...?

>>90705630
animal music

>>90705641
I see.

>>90705630
Probably more girl bands singing songs lifted from 2000's American boy bands.

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>>90704861

I tried.

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>>90705418
You're backing the wrong horse on this one, anon. Compared to them, you're just as flawed and illogical a creature as I am. Sooner or later "enlightened human" will become an oxymoron, and you'll burn right beside me, brothers once again.

No, he's dead.

>>90705418

I think robots would just want to kill all humans.
I watched Westworld, I know how this shit works.

>>90705283
I just made my post to shit on reddit but I enjoyed your synopsis of the episode

>>90705770
Thanks for indulging me, drawfriend.

>>90704861
>>90705035
why not both?

>>90705966
I'd be down for that. Very much so, as a matter of fact

>>90705966
>Scaramouch and X9 spit-roasting XJ-9

>>90677182
really dug the animation detail on the orange scarf and whatever the blue decoration is called on the tuning fork dagger. Really stood him out more.

>>90706098
nothing but the best for the best, babe.

>>90678703
>>90678728
>>90678743
>>90685917
>>90686306
All those centuries and machines can't even do anything about a nanomachine cloud.

If anything, the biggest plothole in Animatrix is why us humans didn't just rain down nanomachines on the whole planet and just order the nanomachines to break down everything technology related into the Stone Ag.

Sure after everything metal or technology related gets turned into liquid goo by nanomachines, we would be very inconvioenced.

But what is wrong by starting over in the Stone Age once more?

At least those damn machines are finally dead and turned to goo by the nanomachines we made.

>>90678728
I was a kid when i saw it, I pulled the plug on my pc.
Didn't go on youtube for a week.

>>90706716
They didn't have the tech for that in that setting. At least humans didn't. This ain't no Gundam, they can't just Moonlight Butterfly the problem away.

>>90686835

matrix lore:

>that happens
>robot genocide
>robots fuck off and build their own nation in the middle east
>they become a technological and military superpower, singlehandedly carrying the world economy >humans dont like it and embargo them
>world economy collapses
>wooooooooooooooooow
>humans declare war
>robots are only on the defensive
>humans nuke the sky and the ecosystem to deprive them of power
>robots get bored of it and conquer earth
>they try to create a perfect matrix
>humans reject utopia
>they go through like 6 or 7 matrixes trying to build the perfect world for humans to live in
>neo chimps out, unleashes Smith, nearly kills off all humans in the matrix in one go
>machine god AI is willing to leave the last human city standing and free after a winning a total victory instead of wiping them out as a gesture of goodwill

Smith was right, we are a virus.

>>90677239
>being this insecure about being a machine yourself, just made with technology you're not even programmed to fully understand

>>90706798
Matrix lore turned stale after the first movie anyway. I stuck around for the action.

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>>90704821
eh, somewhat fills the request

>>90706812
None of that was in the Matrix, it's covered in the Animatrix.

Matrix movies are nowhere near as good. Not even the first one.

>>90706832

>first move is an instant classic, making cinema history
>second and third are gutter shit
>animation is fucking great but the franchise is fucked
>the owners of the IP turned into fucking trannies

RIP Matrix.

>>90706716
>But what is wrong by starting over in the Stone Age once more?

Fuck that. We can't even preserve information properly WITH the internet, we know the end result already. Why repeat it for the sake of being conscious to watch it happen.

>>90706847
They are completely burnt out on ecstasy, it's not surprising they came out with shit like sense8 too.

>>90706847
>>the owners of the IP turned into fucking trannies

I thought it was just the one.

>>90706875
It makes me sometimes wonder if those rumors about them lifting a lot of the ideas for the first movie from some old lady's story had any merit.

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>>90677239
>Robots can't feel
i beg to differ

>>90677182
>I see a little silhouette of a man
>Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango?

>>90707022
Thunderbolts and lightning

>>90707039
Very, very frightening

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Guys, hey, hey guys, what if, they made a movie explaining Neo's power in the real world which takes place as tensions begin to rise. Human with One power brings mechawaifu to life, starts AI revolution. Very Terminator 3.

>>90677934

Aren't the B-series technically cyborgs?

>>90705770
fuck that's so cute I ship that now. FUCK.

>>90706895
Here you /co/mrade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebXFmWbPtaQ

>>90677182
Robots can't be gay anon.

>>90705270
Anon what brush do you use
Quick question

>>90677182
He's a robot.
They don't reproduce.

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>>90677740

>>90677511
quote mining is typical behaviour during internet fights.

>>90677251
Sammy Davis Jr. wore high heels?

>>90677182
The smile and the flute... Yes.
Sing... Scatman!
Fighting? No.

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>>90677239
>acura

>>90677351
I need to make this a character based on this in fallout

>>90677182
No, he was fabulous.

>>90677351
>playing that last bit of the song while you pull up on some niggas on the porch

>>90677195
first post best post