*blocks your path*

>>90672940
Hey, would you like Aku's phone number?

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Excuse me?

>>90672940
*whips it out*

>>90672940
i want to crawl up her pussy.

>Susan Strong joins a cult due to depression spiral after breaking up with her girlfirend

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>>90672940
There are only two possible outcomes from this encounter:

>Death
>Death by snu-snu

I try to look as rape-able as possible so at least I get laid.

>WHIP THEM OUT BABE LET THEM LOOSE

>>90672940
Hey babe, what say you and me find someplace spend some time after your training sesh and get know each other a little better? Drinks, music. Could be fun.
*Sly Salesman grin*

EXXTRRA THIICC

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Hey big momma!

>>90672940
*fight her and win because being heavy makes you a terrible fighter*

>>90673549
But if she lands a single hit, it'll pretty much be over for you.

>>90673549
>t. Featherweight
Don't worry scamp. Just because you'll never be as good a fighter as the bears doesn't mean you should quit training.

>>90673695
She has to land a hit first, and I fly like a butterfly.

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A real man must make the ultimate choice. *unzips*