/sug/ Steven Universe General

poil

>>90666893
Jasper is best gem

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>>90665740
Hows this?

Jasper is worst gem

>>90666937
RebelDot

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>>90666905
That's not even a meme. That's just a blatant lie.

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>Crack shipping

Opalapis is best ship

PAINIS

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Gems should wear CBFs stickers on their jackets

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Who is this gem?

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This took me little longer than it should have.

I guess i could do few requests.

Jasper spanking Sapphire when?

get a job

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lapiven

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Post fusion ships

Hard mode: Sugilite ships

Edit requests or draw requests?

>>90666893
Greg x Alexandrite pics when?

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just a reminder that there's currently a faction of the su fandom on tumblr who call themselves 'su critical' who criticize the show for being racist, ableist as well as bashing the character designs while suggesting pic related as a superior alternative

>>90667040
Meant for: >>90667005

>>90667044
Being that Lapis looks really painful.

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>>90667040
This but with Navy

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>>90667040
It's me, don't you recognize me anymore /sug/.
But i did meant draw requests

>>90667044

Are there are sane su critical blogs out there? Most of them I've seen are just as persnickety or even more so than the rest of the tumblr fandom.

/sug/ is unbearable. You fags make me want to die.

>>90667088
Sorry Carl and Navy riding a tricycle.

>>90667044
We don't care lad

>>90667109
I'm glad

>>90667109
How much do you make an hour?

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>>90667088
I don't recognize that face.
Please confirm your identity with a drawing of the midget squad (excluding Steven) in a hot tub.

>>90667109
So why come here?

>>90667088
corl give me a blue diamond doing yoga

>>90667100
maybe, but for the most part its a giant circlejerk filled with bitter teenagers who think that the show is objectively shit because it didn't go in the direction they wanted it to and twisting aspects of the show into social allegories that they were never supposed to be in the first place

the most recent trend among them is supporting navy and criticising su for 'bashing immigrants'

https://sasha-criticizes-su.tumblr.com/post/158269383506/a-lot-of-su-criticism-is-about-the-sus-treatment

>>90667183
While saying "porterhouse"

>>90667088
Draw an anon fusion attempting to seduce Garnet.
This is a crackshipping general, right?

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>>90667018
canon

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>>90667005
This one

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>>90667018
>>90667219

>>90667100
I don't think making a whole blog dedicated to being mad at a cartoon could be sane.

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am I the only one who loves Blue Diamond and Yellow Diamond because of MILF fetish?

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>>90667044
>implying their redesigns aren't better than the show's.

>>90667225
nvm, thought you where the color anon

>>90667254
N U T

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I just drew this can I get some critique??.

>>90667246
You picked them to satisfy your MILF fetish?

>>90667282
yeah stop

>>90667282
/r/ing Jasper looking cool

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Jasper is best best gem

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>>90667246
I do also because I like giant women

>>90667282
I think you should draw s'more

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>>90667199
>the most recent trend among them is supporting navy and criticising su for 'bashing immigrants'

I knew some of tumblr would implode over that bit
Thank you based Zuke

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>>90666893
Always right.

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>>90667254
its... beautiful...

>>90667246
NOPE I FEEL THE SAME WAY ANON

>>90667088
Peridot hover arming Lapis.

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>>90667321

>>90667254
>>90667324
So.. dumb...

>>90667100
What sane person would dedicate an entire blog to hating on a cartoon for children?

>>90667356
What sane person would dedicate an entire blog to hating on a dead cartoon character?

>>90667319
i support zuke when su critical tumblr blogs endlessly bash her by using the same scapegoat tactic that /sug/ does

the worst thing is that they're not even remotely shitposting, unlike /sug/. these guys act like they're objectively correct in every thing they say

>>90667378
There's an anti Jasper blog?

>>90667378
What sane person would dedicate the whole internet to hating a green triangle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKpQ_FwoPAU

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>>90667254
There's only one acceptable Lapis redesigned, thats even better than the original

>>90667417
No, someone told me about an anti PD blog, but I've never seen it.

>>90667438
But Jasper is pink diamond >>90662101

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This is now a /JoJo/ thread

>>90667426
It needs to be updated, I imagine it would be funnier that way.

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>>90667237

>>90667199
>for the most part its a giant circlejerk filled with bitter teenagers who think that the show is objectively shit because it didn't go in the direction they wanted
Sounds about right.

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>>90667456

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i hate lapis

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>>90667466

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>>90667115
Gotta go fast

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>>90667531
HORRIBLE

>>90667534
is she looking away dismissively or kind of shamefully?

>>90667282
needs more helium..

>>90667550
Nice angle. You never cease to amaze.

>>90667144
What is with you and the hot tub fetish

>>90667531
lapis get off the tablet

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>>90667591
Wrong post and question.

>>90667282
NUT

>>90667566
She looks uncomfortable about it, she probably feels a little bad and is just brushing it off.

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>>90667237
Poor Peridot

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>>90667466
Finally

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>>90667087

oh god

>>90667246
Nigga they don't even have vaginas. Their not mothers they're dictators

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>>90667566
Looks shameful to me, but like she doesn't want to face that feeling at the moment

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Crack shipping? Crack shipping.

>>90667709
STOP HEILING

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>>90667663
Thank you.

>>90667566
Dismissively, most likely.
I used to be a teenager with crippling depression, and I was pretty much incapable of feeling guilt back then, and I thought that anyone who tried to make me feel guilty was just trying to take advantage of me and hold that one bad thing over my head forever, so I always replied to attempts to guilt me as condescendingly as possible.

Request me something cool

>>90667755
Garnet spinning in a circle.

>>90667706
Your ship powers grow weak!

>>90667761
fuck you that's not cool I'm ignoring you

>>90667755
Jasper looking miserable with cake all over her face

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>>90667755
Sapphire.

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>>90667035
I really like Sugilite/Pearl and Sugilite/Opal (yes I know it's impossible shhh), too bad there's not a lot of art for either ship.

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SOMEONE HELP HER

Why didnt Homeworld have spies in the Crystal Gems? Dont Homeworld have gems designed for espionage you know like a CIA gems.

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>>90667709
Somebody needs to stop her

>>90667785
Greg spinning in a circle.

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>>90667534
>Kindergartens are built in valleys
>Lapis are used for terraforming
>They probably use water to carve out valleys for gem production
>Washes away anything that used to be where they were
>BD was visiting PD's first colony with her court
>"I was only meant to visit for a short time"
>Probably lent Lapis to PD so she could help out with colony startup
Realistically speaking, how many early human settlements did Lapis wipe out? Maybe the new Samurai Jack has got me thinking like some edgelord, but it's not outside the realm of possibility.

>>90667755
Yellow Pearl spinning in a circle

>>90667803
When is she going to be put out of our misery?

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>>90667803
No

>>90667794
I just like Sugilite

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>>90667466

>>90667865
Jojo!

>>90667865
Garbagio

>>90667755
Sure triple dubs, Malachite vs Ares, GOW Ares.

>>90667841
>macro fetish
>those feet
HNNNNNGH

>going through SU tag on Tumblr, sorted by most popular posts
>half the posts are Lapidot shit

I look forward to the shipper tears when the juking finally occurs

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>>90667755
Garnet as Arbiter(Right) and Blue diamond/whoever as the prophet of truth(Left)

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>>90667035
K

>>90667823
I just realized something.
Lapis is a beautiful barefoot woman with wings. That's basically a stereotypical angel.
And her terraforming job most likely includes drowning organic life forms to make room for Gems, making her an angel of death.

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>>90667854
>she'll never come back in a more positive role

>>90667931
why does a ship bother you?

>>90667961
she's so big
big and beefy
I want to hang out with her and have her drink a swimming pool sized portion of beer

>>90667931
What if it doesn't get juked?
What if their relationship just doesn't become perfectly healthy, and the lapidirts don't care because denying reality is their MO anyway.

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I WANT TO PLAY SAVE THE LIGHT RIGHT NOOOOOOOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I want hori to do a Lapis ep

>>90668007
What if lapis fuses with period while she's sleeping?

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>>90667534
pic related

>>90668012
Dumb lapis poster

>>90667931
Eh. It's fine when it's not the only thing people talk about/complain about

>>90667989
They have autism.

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>>90667931
>mfw people say the lapidot hate is baseless

>>90668022
I want Takafumi to do the entirety of Season 5.

>>90667931
It's not as bad as Voltron with Klance

Looking at the voltron tag, you'd think Lance and Keith are the only characters on the show

>>90668007
I have no doubt many of them will deny reality no matter what happens, but considering how over-the-top Zuke's reaction was I do expect something to happen that will probably piss off a lot of them. I think it might involve Lapis befriending Jasper.

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I went and watched all 23 different language versions of the extended intro. Here's the playlist if you want to too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHTJ5oZErAE&list=PLfRBig-44MpyT90p4PvuPpaYN2OnUcjcL
BEST: Latin American Spanish, Italian, and (of all languages) Bulgarian (the Bulgarian version actually has great voice acting, I was totally surprised).
WORST: Japanese (the worst, for all the reasons that have been posted), Russian, European Portugese, and an honorable mention for Norwegian (feat. MANLY Steven at the end)

Also, Italian Pearl is best Pearl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8a2qtLtE8

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>>90667954
Also

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L O L I S

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Happy Birthday Jasper!!

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>>90667958
No shit, dude
>be not afraid

If you see a Lapis come down to your planet, you would basically be seeing the first wave of the apocalypse before a race of mineral based viruses turn your planet into a host cell. Quite a scary thought.

I really hope we get some insight into how the terraforming process works or how Lapis felt about her job.

>>90668133
>Jasper will return smaller than Peridot

How Freaks will ever recover?

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supreme commander cybran pearl

>>90668136
I want to feed her red velvet cake!

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>>90668022
do you reckon hori is a lapidirt

>>90668163
>A Pearl in charge of anything
Ha!

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>>90668012
I want to get it

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>>90668022
Considering the crew gave him a bunch of gifts recently, such as the top of pic related being given to him by Jeff, he might've come back to guest board another episode.

>>90668170
>Making Jasper even fatter

But other gems will mock her

>>90667755
NIS Cybermen invade Homeworld.

>>90668190
No they're not.

>>90668158
There is not much water in the universe to justify a terraforming class based on it alone, I wonder if Lapis has gem cousins that can melt the crust of a mountain or create continents.

>>90667426
>The video that got me to try out SU
>All because of his joke about two midgets in a trenchcoat

SAVE THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTT

Wait, why did they stop attacking the light?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6Mg4WSK_v8

>>90668219
The light had a change of heart

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>>90667466

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>>90668173
Nahh

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I like this gem.
Do you like this gem /sug/?

>>90668236
I think you mean.

A total eclipse of the heart.

>>90668173
Almost definitely

>>90668256
If it's not Jasper, then no, /sug/ doesn't like it.

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>>90668201
Lapis has been shown to be able to move liquids besides water, but I don't know if that would extend to say, bodies of liquid methane like they have on Saturn's moon Titan.

>>90668274
Shut up, you stupid jascuck.

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all heil kaiser pearl

>>90668242
I love all the Zeppellis

>>90668295
>he doesn't worship Jasper.

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>>90668201
There's Desert Glass; HW almost definitely have specialized elemental classes. There's probably quite a few watery planets in the universe.

>>90668219
EVERYBODY GETS A REDEMPTION

except ugly orange dogs

>>90666893
Why has 7pm EST become EDT
sug.rocks OP template changed for some reason

is it worth changing Lion 4's date to TBC

>>90668284
Orange Juice is mostly water anyway

>>90668177
it looks good compared to other cartoon games

>>90668242
SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Lapidot is one of the most normie ships.

>>90667823
>>90667958
>be an early human
>be living in a village built in a canyon in what would later be known as the Americas
>bring an animal carass home for your wife and children
>your wife puts it on the spit roast above the fire and you sit around it with your family and start talking about your day
>suddenly, you hear a shriek
>you look around and everyone is staring and pointing at the sky
>the sun is bright, but you can see the figure of a woman with wings that glitter in the sunlight
>nobody knows what to do or how to even respond to this unheard of sight
>the woman waves her arm
>water starts to flow along the ground, putting out everyone's fires
>everyone starts yelling at the woman
>the water gets higher
>you take your children and put them on your shoulders, as the water is up to their chests and rising
>you call to your wife to follow you, but she's swept away by the current
>her head goes under, and while you don't see it go back up, you pray that she's okay
>the water has reached your neck
>you can't swim with the children on your shoulders, and you can't find a way out
>you yell at the woman in the sky to stop this
>you beg and plead, and arc your head back and stand on your tiptoes to try and preserve the last few seconds of oxygen you have left
>the water engulfs your head, and you hold your breath as long as you can, but eventually, it's futile, and you start to pass out
>you drop the kids, they get pulled away, and you try to beg forgiveness, but there's no words, only bubbles
>with your last few seconds of life, you pray that your kids will be okay and curse the water witch, hoping that the rest of her days will be filled with suffering
>you die, unremembered by anyone, just another insect drowned in the endless sea of the water witch's rampage

>>90668370
Shocker.

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>>90668284
If that's the case do you think she could bloodbend Steven?
If she wanted too she could control Steven like a puppet.

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>>90668093
lance a shit

>>90668370
i dont think anyone is planning on arguing with you on that one

>>90668403
I don't think she has enough knowledge of human anatomy to do that, but hypothetically, if she can manipulate orange juice, she can manipulate blood.

>>90668022
If Lapis and Peridot get a fusion I want him to animate it

For showing off the crazy elemental powers they'd have, they'd need someone good at doing motion and also drawing cute girls

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Hey /sug/, are the Outsiders part of the Crystal Gems?

I need moar episodes. Why the gap.

>>90668093
I'll laugh if Keith ends up with Allura or Shiro. Though Shiro seems more likely

>>90668228
Is this the corruption song?

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>>90668093
>>90668419
I don't even watch Voltron.

>>90668228
When will LuPone sing this?

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Garnet best mom.

This will be the song used when they play Pink Diamond's shattering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcLjmxout-A

Just imagine , all in slow motion , all of the gems present in a big conference room with the diamonds in the back , while jaspers and amethysts are rushing against Rose while she dashes away...

With a final close-up of BD and the other diamonds in shock , along eyeball and jasper...

Then , Blue Diamond sitting near PD's shattered gem , with YD breaking down in tears...

Man , what a final.

>>90668449
It's pretty likely their fusion looks like a sailor moon girl (Mercury), so it feels weirdly appropriate if he animates them for the first time

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>>90667071
For you.

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>>90668518

>>90668518
But also, horniest mom?
Discuss.

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>>90668449
Their fusion would most likely be a cutesy anime ripoff, he'd be perfect for it.

>>90668284
Orange Juice is water.

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>>90667183
Can't really see her face, so i added bloople.
Anyway, i need to get up early tomorrow so that is all for today folks.
Night.

>>90668543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9wi0cPrU4U

>>90668543
>believing the "extremely painful for you" meme
>not being part of the enlightened "big guy for you" elite

>>90668317
Desert Glass is just a settlement building gem.

>>90668572
Best giggle I've had in a while.

>>90668559
Don't tempt me anon, I've seen another guy get shot down, I don't want to follow that path.

>>90668599
The elite are also wrong, by the sound of it.

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Do you think when Lapis has a nightmare she goes to Stevens house so she can sleep with him?
Steven makes the bad dreams go away.

>>90668571
very good thank you

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>>90668256
Yes!

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Canon

>>90668637
maybe she breaks into his house while screaming and crying

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>>90668637
Probably

>>90668564
I really don't want this to happen but I know this is going to happen.

>>90668637
Lapis held on to Steven's Penis too hard as they were hanging off the ship

>>90668256
No

>>90668571
Sleep tight.

>>90668026
>period
Gross.

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>>90668660
Yeah no fucking shit. They are literally in a relationship on the fucking show with many episodes about them. So no fucking shit they are "canon" This is like saying pearls hair is pink of fucking course it retard. Just wasting a post honestly.

>>90667319

The left is eating themselves and I love it

>>90668571
Looks good. 'night

>>90668637
>She starts snoring
>Steven has to sleep outside

>>90668163
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT.
Just checking up on this thread, thinking it'd just be another typical /sug/ thread. Then I saw this. Holy shit, what's your favorite faction and do you use FAF?

>>90667755
Brutaka v Sugilite.

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>>90668723
Reminder that Pearl is Pink Diamond's Pearl and she's the one who actually killed Pink Diamond while shapeshifted as Rose.

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>>90668723
Are you perchance a Lapiven shipper friendo?

>>90668770
No Pink Diamond's Pearl would have a better personality than Pearl, she is just a regular Pearl customized for Rose.

>>90668748
go back

>>90668766
Do you think Lapis ever rolls over onto her stomach so that Peridot can see her projected dreams?

>>90667647

I had a dream very similar to this image once

It got strangely philosophical at one point

>>90668807
>a rose
>just a tanky soldier
>with a pearl
lel

>>90668809
Soon.

>>90668766
Lapidirts can't even come up with original scenarios for these two anymore.

>>90668805
No I'm just an austist who gets upset at banal pointless posts.
>>90668770
I doubt her being shapeshifted while doing it.

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>>90668564
>that pose

/tv/ has ruined me

>>90668835
About Lapis fucking Steven?
nice

>>90668317
>that pic
YAAAAAAAS HIKE THAT SKIRT UP MORE QUEEN

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>you will never witness a snoring Lapis fall out of her hammock and wake up in a flustered, jumbled mess on the floor.
C-cute

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>>90668667
>Lapis has a bad dream and not being used to it thinks its real.
>She breaks into Stevens room crying and shouting about how she was so scared.
>Steven while tired is instantly worried and tries to comfort Lapis.
>Lapis hugs Steven while crying.
>Lapis says "I'm so glad your safe Steven...I thought...I did something awful to you. I'm so sorry Steven!
>Steven doesn't know what her dream was about but Steven makes sure to keep Lapis comforted through the rest of the night.

>>90668945
>15 minutes later Peridot comes barging in while shouting "HEY LAPIS, ARE YOU OKAAAY?"

>>90666893
http://kindahornyart.tumblr.com/post/158331564391/i-really-like-how-these-look-together-so-im

>>90669013
>Peridot

Not bad...

>>90668932
Something about that Pearl makes me want to punch her. Probably the fake nose. I want to see how far it can fly.

>>90668885

Yeah

I also write a lot of Lapiven greentexts, so that probably also played a role in it

>>90669013
>Only amethyst is naked.
Anyone got a reaction image for a failed boner?
It's good, just not who I'd prefer.

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>>90668885
When will this meme about Lapis raping Steven end.
Lapis is not a rapist she's the victim.

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>whitest Crystal Gem is the smartest and most civil
>most black coded Crystal Gem is the most violent
>even more black coded CG is introduced and she is even more violent
>masculine Rubies are evil and deserve to stay in space for eternity but the feminine Ruby is fine and is getting redemption in just one episo- oh wait she is actually a demented, evil sadist.
I'm catching on to Sugar's tricks.

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>>90668945
>Lapis has nightmares about intentionally hurting the first being in 5,000 years to show her kindness, love, and understanding
This is advanced darkness.

>>90669071
That was probably it.
To stop those kind of dreams you need to make greentext about Steven raping Lapis

>>90669155
My desire for Jaspdemption only grows but it has only ever gotten further and further away.

>>90666893
Is it just sorta assumed she'll never get her limb enhancers back? I feel as though she could just make new ones while still looking at her old ones for reference.

https://strawpoll.com/z7fwfrz

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>>90668818
>>90668945
i want to see an episode where they peak in on lapis and see her hidden desires, fears, and nightmares

>>90669139
Lapis raped three gems, she ain't as clean as you think.

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>>90669013
>Peributt
I like this but jesus fuck that Amy.

>>90669196
Mmmmseason666

>>90669155
What a fatso

>>90669150
>feminine
her name is navy

>>90669150
>Navy is a refugee
>Steven and Peri trust the refugee, but Lapis is suspicious
>the refugee betrays them, steals their ship, and attacks them emotionally because she thinks's it'll be funny
What did they mean by this?

>>90669279
Would you feed your waifu grapes or peanut m&ms?

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That peridot over there will bring ya luck

>>90669309
It means "you can't be friends with everybody", taking care of that moral so Jasperdemption can unfold

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>pic related happens
What does pearl become, best or worst gem?

>>90669318
Peanut M&Ms of course. Only the best for Lapshit

>>90669130
It'd be kinda hot if they were all in the same picture, and Amethyst was the only naked one, but this is just meh.

>>90669186

I've been trying for days now

I can't figure out a way to do it

Steven's too nice to actually rape

But even if I go the "playful molestation that snowballs" route, I might run afoul of the rules and get the post deleted

>>90667120
it has taken off because the show is starting to have a new grounds look to it and the episodes are often incoherent
if you haven't noticed the recent dip in story and art quality then you won't understand what su critical is

>>90669371
But grapes....are better...

>>90669365
Looks like shes not wearing pants so thats hot. Thats my entire thoughts on this.

>>90669365
Worst gem because there's no more Lapis.

>>90669360
>made Navy a sociopath as if to say "THAT's not irredeemable, THIS is irredeemable"
I'm sorry I doubted Rebecca.

>>90669203
they just went into the sea
they don't float
she can go get them if she wanted to
this would be a smart story
kind of a semi deconstruction with the aim to show how much pari has progressed

>>90669407
Yeah, green grapes. Every other color of grape is irrelevant

So which Crystal Gem gets corrupted so we can figure out how properly to break it?

>>90669388
How about a scenario that seems consensual at the time, but the more Steven thinks about it after the fact, the more he realizes he probably raped Lapis?

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>>90669491
Too close to home

>>90669388
You need to find an scenario where Steven thinks he's doing the right thing. Or brainwash him, I don't know

> I might run afoul of the rules and get the post deleted
Then post it in a pastebin or /trash/

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>>90668818
>Lapis goes to sleep on her stomach
>Peridot watches as Lapis snores away.
>Suddenly a projection comes out of her gem on her back.
>In her dream Lapis is playing with Steven in a flower filled filed.
>Peridot smiles thinking Lapis is having such a nice dream.
>Suddenly Steven gives Lapis a seductive look as he slwoly and seductively undress in front of her.
>Lapis has a red blush on her face and a very naughty expression in her sleep.
>Peridot looked on in horror as Lapis lies Steven down on the flowerbed and begins to sloppy makeout with him.
>Lapis makes tons of gross sounding kissing noises in her sleep.
>The next morning Lapis awakes fresh and full of energy.
>But she is confused to see Peridot is frozen in place with a look of utter disgust and horror plastered on her pale green face.

>>90669530
WHO DID YOU RAPE ANON?

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>>90667807
This is some great shit my man

>>90669546
A girls who was thicc with curly hair named Morgan in a park near my house when I was like 16. It wasn't rape but she never said yes you know. We've at least spoken about it though.

>>90669539
>Lapis makes tons of gross sounding kissing noises in her sleep.

Can't stop imagining that shit. Thanks for the quick kek

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>>90667793
Here you go faggot don't forget I love you

>>90669480
All of them.
Season 5 ends with the Diamonds singing the corruption song again, but this time, Steven can't get there in time to protect the CG's with his shield.
It ends with Steven looking around the temple house at the monsters his guardians have become, and in the season 6 opener, he checks to see if Lapis and Peridot are okay. Spoiler: they aren't.

>>90669646
>Cleveage

Anon, you know that's not canon

>>90669646
YAY! Mystery Girl is a drawfag!

>>90669646
Cute as fug
Thanks anon.

this show turns women into lesbians

>>90669653
She did say they would be in a corner.

>>90669653
Well, Rebecca did say she'd be writing herself into a corner.

>>90669680
Does it also turn men into faggots?

>>90669723
no, it turns them into women

>>90669653
I've been saying this since the new ending theme debuted.
>>90669688
>>90669697
Becky's comment also makes me think this is what happens.

I just really want to see what all our favorite gems look like as mindless beasts.

>>90669662
It's just a lil' bit

>>90669646
>>90669673
Am curious though, but what's the 16 stand for.
Might need to recheck if it's for year

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>>90669732
I got my eye on you.

>>90669388
>Lapis tries to use gem magic to make Steven her slave
>Goes wrong and ends up raping her

>>90668219
the first game ended with them realizing the light monster wasn't evil

>>90669539

Bravo for you, anon

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>>90669662
This

>>90669732
ugh

>>90669662
>>90669825
Kill yourselves

>>90669825
One bappy SAPPHY!

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>>90669771
Shit I meant 17. As in year 2017. I'm always behind in dates.

>>90669825
Is her breastmilk cold and frothy?

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>>90669825
delet

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>>90669849
That's actually kinda hot

>>90669365
I wonder if they'll ever explore Pearl's storage like they did in the comics

>>90669849
It's sticky and stringy

>>90669881
Don't you mean... cold?

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>>90669881
Run from here anon run while you still can.

>>90669646
Crewniverse please hire me

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>>90669849
Like milkshakes

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>>90669846
Now i'm giggling at the edit.
Thanks for the dedication, just curious in case this was actually a previously posted picture

>>90669907
Christ, I was just about to say that
>breastmilk flavored milkshakes
Now I'm getting thirsty

>>90669825
This just looks like her chest has a potbelly.

>>90669825
>one
>bap

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>>90669907
If Saltine is here, i have to ask why that patch is yellow.

Has Peridot been experimenting?

>>90669653
I just realized that if that happens, Bismuth would be the only uncorrupted Gem left on Earth besides Steven.
Bismuthdemption season 6?

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>>90669662
>cleavage
>not canon
Fuck off

>>90669957
Looks like tape

How do you save gifs from twitter

>>90669952
I never got the bap meme

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Thoughts?

>>90667088
Lapis spinning Peridot on a one of those spinning dartboard things.

>>90669979
You post the smaller version on here and wait for indexer to throw a shit fit and post the larger version on /trash/. That's how.

>>90669990
>he doesn't get the bap meme

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>>90669977
It probably is now that i'm looking again
I wouldn't want to consider alternatives anyway

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>>90669996
I think it's just splendid

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>>90670004
B-but there's just no option for saving gifs
I had to use a site to do it for me

>>90667219
>Conquerer Kings 2
Deus Vult!

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>>90670147
Good. Now you just wait.

>>90666893
If you were a gem related to your birthstone, what would you do?

>>90668853
>Lapidirts

You have to be 18 to post on 4chan, friend.

>>90670174
Nothing