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poil
>>90666893
Jasper is best gem
>>90665740
Hows this?
Jasper is worst gem
>>90666937
RebelDot
>>90666905
That's not even a meme. That's just a blatant lie.
>Crack shipping
Opalapis is best ship
PAINIS
Gems should wear CBFs stickers on their jackets
Who is this gem?
This took me little longer than it should have.
I guess i could do few requests.
Jasper spanking Sapphire when?
get a job
lapiven
Post fusion ships
Hard mode: Sugilite ships
Edit requests or draw requests?
>>90666893
Greg x Alexandrite pics when?
just a reminder that there's currently a faction of the su fandom on tumblr who call themselves 'su critical' who criticize the show for being racist, ableist as well as bashing the character designs while suggesting pic related as a superior alternative
>>90667040
Meant for: >>90667005
>>90667044
Being that Lapis looks really painful.
>>90667040
This but with Navy
>>90667040
It's me, don't you recognize me anymore /sug/.
But i did meant draw requests
>>90667044
Are there are sane su critical blogs out there? Most of them I've seen are just as persnickety or even more so than the rest of the tumblr fandom.
/sug/ is unbearable. You fags make me want to die.
>>90667088
Sorry Carl and Navy riding a tricycle.
>>90667044
We don't care lad
>>90667109
I'm glad
>>90667109
How much do you make an hour?
>>90667088
I don't recognize that face.
Please confirm your identity with a drawing of the midget squad (excluding Steven) in a hot tub.
>>90667109
So why come here?
>>90667088
corl give me a blue diamond doing yoga
>>90667100
maybe, but for the most part its a giant circlejerk filled with bitter teenagers who think that the show is objectively shit because it didn't go in the direction they wanted it to and twisting aspects of the show into social allegories that they were never supposed to be in the first place
the most recent trend among them is supporting navy and criticising su for 'bashing immigrants'
https://sasha-criticizes-su.tumblr.com/post/158269383506/a-lot-of-su-criticism-is-about-the-sus-treatment
>>90667183
While saying "porterhouse"
>>90667088
Draw an anon fusion attempting to seduce Garnet.
This is a crackshipping general, right?
>>90667018
canon
>>90667005
This one
>>90667018
>>90667219
>>90667100
I don't think making a whole blog dedicated to being mad at a cartoon could be sane.
am I the only one who loves Blue Diamond and Yellow Diamond because of MILF fetish?
>>90667044
>implying their redesigns aren't better than the show's.
>>90667225
nvm, thought you where the color anon
>>90667254
N U T
I just drew this can I get some critique??.
>>90667246
You picked them to satisfy your MILF fetish?
>>90667282
yeah stop
>>90667282
/r/ing Jasper looking cool
Jasper is best best gem
>>90667246
I doalso because I like giant women
>>90667282
I think you should draw s'more
>>90667199
>the most recent trend among them is supporting navy and criticising su for 'bashing immigrants'
I knew some of tumblr would implode over that bit
Thank you based Zuke
>>90666893
Always right.
>>90667254
its... beautiful...
>>90667246
NOPE I FEEL THE SAME WAY ANON
>>90667088
Peridot hover arming Lapis.
>>90667321
>>90667254
>>90667324
So.. dumb...
>>90667100
What sane person would dedicate an entire blog to hating on a cartoon for children?
>>90667356
What sane person would dedicate an entire blog to hating on a dead cartoon character?
>>90667319
i support zuke when su critical tumblr blogs endlessly bash her by using the same scapegoat tactic that /sug/ does
the worst thing is that they're not even remotely shitposting, unlike /sug/. these guys act like they're objectively correct in every thing they say
>>90667378
There's an anti Jasper blog?
>>90667378
What sane person would dedicate the whole internet to hating a green triangle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKpQ_FwoPAU
>>90667254
There's only one acceptable Lapis redesigned, thats even better than the original
>>90667417
No, someone told me about an anti PD blog, but I've never seen it.
>>90667438
But Jasper is pink diamond >>90662101
This is now a /JoJo/ thread
>>90667426
It needs to be updated, I imagine it would be funnier that way.
>>90667237
>>90667199
>for the most part its a giant circlejerk filled with bitter teenagers who think that the show is objectively shit because it didn't go in the direction they wanted
Sounds about right.
>>90667456
i hate lapis
>>90667466
>>90667115
Gotta go fast
>>90667531
HORRIBLE
>>90667534
is she looking away dismissively or kind of shamefully?
>>90667282
needs more helium..
>>90667550
Nice angle. You never cease to amaze.
>>90667144
What is with you and the hot tub fetish
>>90667531
lapis get off the tablet
>>90667591
Wrong post and question.
>>90667282
NUT
>>90667566
She looks uncomfortable about it, she probably feels a little bad and is just brushing it off.
>>90667237
Poor Peridot
>>90667466
Finally
>>90667087
oh god
>>90667246
Nigga they don't even have vaginas. Their not mothers they're dictators
>>90667566
Looks shameful to me, but like she doesn't want to face that feeling at the moment
Crack shipping? Crack shipping.
>>90667709
STOP HEILING
>>90667663
Thank you.
>>90667566
Dismissively, most likely.
I used to be a teenager with crippling depression, and I was pretty much incapable of feeling guilt back then, and I thought that anyone who tried to make me feel guilty was just trying to take advantage of me and hold that one bad thing over my head forever, so I always replied to attempts to guilt me as condescendingly as possible.
Request me something cool
>>90667755
Garnet spinning in a circle.
>>90667706
Your ship powers grow weak!
>>90667761
fuck you that's not cool I'm ignoring you
>>90667755
Jasper looking miserable with cake all over her face
>>90667755
Sapphire.
>>90667035
I really like Sugilite/Pearl and Sugilite/Opal (yes I know it's impossible shhh), too bad there's not a lot of art for either ship.
SOMEONE HELP HER
Why didnt Homeworld have spies in the Crystal Gems? Dont Homeworld have gems designed for espionage you know like a CIA gems.
>>90667709
Somebody needs to stop her
>>90667785
Greg spinning in a circle.
>>90667534
>Kindergartens are built in valleys
>Lapis are used for terraforming
>They probably use water to carve out valleys for gem production
>Washes away anything that used to be where they were
>BD was visiting PD's first colony with her court
>"I was only meant to visit for a short time"
>Probably lent Lapis to PD so she could help out with colony startup
Realistically speaking, how many early human settlements did Lapis wipe out? Maybe the new Samurai Jack has got me thinking like some edgelord, but it's not outside the realm of possibility.
>>90667755
Yellow Pearl spinning in a circle
>>90667803
When is she going to be put out of our misery?
>>90667803No
>>90667794
I just like Sugilite
>>90667466
>>90667865
Jojo!
>>90667865
Garbagio
>>90667755
Sure triple dubs, Malachite vs Ares, GOW Ares.
>>90667841
>macro fetish
>those feet
HNNNNNGH
>going through SU tag on Tumblr, sorted by most popular posts
>half the posts are Lapidot shit
I look forward to the shipper tears when the juking finally occurs
>>90667755
Garnet as Arbiter(Right) and Blue diamond/whoever as the prophet of truth(Left)
>>90667035
K
>>90667823
I just realized something.
Lapis is a beautiful barefoot woman with wings. That's basically a stereotypical angel.
And her terraforming job most likely includes drowning organic life forms to make room for Gems, making her an angel of death.
>>90667854
>she'll never come back in a more positive role
>>90667931
why does a ship bother you?
>>90667961
she's so big
big and beefy
I want to hang out with her and have her drink a swimming pool sized portion of beer
>>90667931
What if it doesn't get juked?
What if their relationship just doesn't become perfectly healthy, and the lapidirts don't care because denying reality is their MO anyway.
I WANT TO PLAY SAVE THE LIGHT RIGHT NOOOOOOOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I want hori to do a Lapis ep
>>90668007
What if lapis fuses with period while she's sleeping?
>>90667534
pic related
>>90668012
Dumb lapis poster
>>90667931
Eh. It's fine when it's not the only thing people talk about/complain about
>>90667989
They have autism.
>>90667931
>mfw people say the lapidot hate is baseless
>>90668022
I want Takafumi to do the entirety of Season 5.
>>90667931
It's not as bad as Voltron with Klance
Looking at the voltron tag, you'd think Lance and Keith are the only characters on the show
>>90668007
I have no doubt many of them will deny reality no matter what happens, but considering how over-the-top Zuke's reaction was I do expect something to happen that will probably piss off a lot of them.I think it might involve Lapis befriending Jasper.
I went and watched all 23 different language versions of the extended intro. Here's the playlist if you want to too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHTJ5oZErAE&list=PLfRBig-44MpyT90p4PvuPpaYN2OnUcjcL
BEST: Latin American Spanish, Italian, and (of all languages) Bulgarian (the Bulgarian version actually has great voice acting, I was totally surprised).
WORST: Japanese (the worst, for all the reasons that have been posted), Russian, European Portugese, and an honorable mention for Norwegian (feat. MANLY Steven at the end)
Also, Italian Pearl is best Pearl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8a2qtLtE8
>>90667954
Also
L O L I S
Happy Birthday Jasper!!
>>90667958No shit, dude
>be not afraid
If you see a Lapis come down to your planet, you would basically be seeing the first wave of the apocalypse before a race of mineral based viruses turn your planet into a host cell. Quite a scary thought.
I really hope we get some insight into how the terraforming process works or how Lapis felt about her job.
>>90668133
>Jasper will return smaller than Peridot
How Freaks will ever recover?
supreme commander cybran pearl
>>90668136
I want to feed her red velvet cake!
>>90668022
do you reckon hori is a lapidirt
>>90668163
>A Pearl in charge of anything
Ha!
>>90668012
I want to get it
>>90668022
Considering the crew gave him a bunch of gifts recently, such as the top of pic related being given to him by Jeff, he might've come back to guest board another episode.
>>90668170
>Making Jasper even fatter
But other gems will mock her
>>90667755
NIS Cybermen invade Homeworld.
>>90668190
No they're not.
>>90668158
There is not much water in the universe to justify a terraforming class based on it alone, I wonder if Lapis has gem cousins that can melt the crust of a mountain or create continents.
>>90667426
>The video that got me to try out SU
>All because of his joke about two midgets in a trenchcoat
SAVE THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTT
Wait, why did they stop attacking the light?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6Mg4WSK_v8
>>90668219
The light had a change of heart
>>90667466
>>90668173
Nahh
I like this gem.
Do you like this gem /sug/?
>>90668236
I think you mean.
A total eclipse of the heart.
>>90668173
Almost definitely
>>90668256
If it's not Jasper, then no, /sug/ doesn't like it.
>>90668201
Lapis has been shown to be able to move liquids besides water, but I don't know if that would extend to say, bodies of liquid methane like they have on Saturn's moon Titan.
>>90668274
Shut up, you stupid jascuck.
all heil kaiser pearl
>>90668242
I love all the Zeppellis
>>90668295
>he doesn't worship Jasper.
>>90668201
There's Desert Glass; HW almost definitely have specialized elemental classes. There's probably quite a few watery planets in the universe.
>>90668219
EVERYBODY GETS A REDEMPTION
except ugly orange dogs
>>90666893
Why has 7pm EST become EDT
sug.rocks OP template changed for some reason
is it worth changing Lion 4's date to TBC
>>90668284
Orange Juice is mostly water anyway
>>90668177
it looks good compared to other cartoon games
>>90668242
SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Lapidot is one of the most normie ships.
>>90667823
>>90667958
>be an early human
>be living in a village built in a canyon in what would later be known as the Americas
>bring an animal carass home for your wife and children
>your wife puts it on the spit roast above the fire and you sit around it with your family and start talking about your day
>suddenly, you hear a shriek
>you look around and everyone is staring and pointing at the sky
>the sun is bright, but you can see the figure of a woman with wings that glitter in the sunlight
>nobody knows what to do or how to even respond to this unheard of sight
>the woman waves her arm
>water starts to flow along the ground, putting out everyone's fires
>everyone starts yelling at the woman
>the water gets higher
>you take your children and put them on your shoulders, as the water is up to their chests and rising
>you call to your wife to follow you, but she's swept away by the current
>her head goes under, and while you don't see it go back up, you pray that she's okay
>the water has reached your neck
>you can't swim with the children on your shoulders, and you can't find a way out
>you yell at the woman in the sky to stop this
>you beg and plead, and arc your head back and stand on your tiptoes to try and preserve the last few seconds of oxygen you have left
>the water engulfs your head, and you hold your breath as long as you can, but eventually, it's futile, and you start to pass out
>you drop the kids, they get pulled away, and you try to beg forgiveness, but there's no words, only bubbles
>with your last few seconds of life, you pray that your kids will be okay and curse the water witch, hoping that the rest of her days will be filled with suffering
>you die, unremembered by anyone, just another insect drowned in the endless sea of the water witch's rampage
>>90668370
Shocker.
>>90668284
If that's the case do you think she could bloodbend Steven?
If she wanted too she could control Steven like a puppet.
>>90668093lance a shit
>>90668370
i dont think anyone is planning on arguing with you on that one
>>90668403
I don't think she has enough knowledge of human anatomy to do that, but hypothetically, if she can manipulate orange juice, she can manipulate blood.
>>90668022
If Lapis and Peridot get a fusion I want him to animate it
For showing off the crazy elemental powers they'd have, they'd need someone good at doing motion and also drawing cute girls
Hey /sug/, are the Outsiders part of the Crystal Gems?
I need moar episodes. Why the gap.
>>90668093
I'll laugh if Keith ends up with Allura or Shiro. Though Shiro seems more likely
>>90668228
Is this the corruption song?
>>90668093
>>90668419
I don't even watch Voltron.
>>90668228
When will LuPone sing this?
Garnet best mom.
This will be the song used when they play Pink Diamond's shattering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcLjmxout-A
Just imagine , all in slow motion , all of the gems present in a big conference room with the diamonds in the back , while jaspers and amethysts are rushing against Rose while she dashes away...
With a final close-up of BD and the other diamonds in shock , along eyeball and jasper...
Then , Blue Diamond sitting near PD's shattered gem , with YD breaking down in tears...
Man , what a final.
>>90668449
It's pretty likely their fusion looks like a sailor moon girl (Mercury), so it feels weirdly appropriate if he animates them for the first time
>>90667071
For you.
>>90668518
>>90668518
But also, horniest mom?
Discuss.
>>90668449
Their fusion would most likely be a cutesy anime ripoff, he'd be perfect for it.
>>90668284
Orange Juice is water.
>>90667183
Can't really see her face, so i added bloople.
Anyway, i need to get up early tomorrow so that is all for today folks.
Night.
>>90668543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9wi0cPrU4U
>>90668543
>believing the "extremely painful for you" meme
>not being part of the enlightened "big guy for you" elite
>>90668317
Desert Glass is just a settlement building gem.
>>90668572
Best giggle I've had in a while.
>>90668559
Don't tempt me anon, I've seen another guy get shot down, I don't want to follow that path.
>>90668599
The elite are also wrong, by the sound of it.
Do you think when Lapis has a nightmare she goes to Stevens house so she can sleep with him?
Steven makes the bad dreams go away.
>>90668571
very good thank you
>>90668256
Yes!
Canon
>>90668637
maybe she breaks into his house while screaming and crying
>>90668637
Probably
>>90668564
I really don't want this to happen but I know this is going to happen.
>>90668637
Lapis held on to Steven's Penis too hard as they were hanging off the ship
>>90668571
Sleep tight.
>>90668026
>period
Gross.
>>90668660
Yeah no fucking shit. They are literally in a relationship on the fucking show with many episodes about them. So no fucking shit they are "canon" This is like saying pearls hair is pink of fucking course it retard. Just wasting a post honestly.
>>90667319
The left is eating themselves and I love it
>>90668571
Looks good. 'night
>>90668637
>She starts snoring
>Steven has to sleep outside
>>90668163
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT.
Just checking up on this thread, thinking it'd just be another typical /sug/ thread. Then I saw this. Holy shit, what's your favorite faction and do you use FAF?
>>90667755
Brutaka v Sugilite.
>>90668723
Reminder that Pearl is Pink Diamond's Pearl and she's the one who actually killed Pink Diamond while shapeshifted as Rose.
>>90668723
Are you perchance a Lapiven shipper friendo?
>>90668770
No Pink Diamond's Pearl would have a better personality than Pearl, she is just a regular Pearl customized for Rose.
>>90668748
go back
>>90668766
Do you think Lapis ever rolls over onto her stomach so that Peridot can see her projected dreams?
>>90667647
I had a dream very similar to this image once
It got strangely philosophical at one point
>>90668807
>a rose
>just a tanky soldier
>with a pearl
lel
>>90668809
Soon.
>>90668766
Lapidirts can't even come up with original scenarios for these two anymore.
>>90668805
No I'm just an austist who gets upset at banal pointless posts.
>>90668770
I doubt her being shapeshifted while doing it.
>>90668564
>that pose
/tv/ has ruined me
>>90668835
About Lapis fucking Steven?
nice
>>90668317
>that pic
YAAAAAAAS HIKE THAT SKIRT UP MORE QUEEN
>you will never witness a snoring Lapis fall out of her hammock and wake up in a flustered, jumbled mess on the floor.
C-cute
>>90668667
>Lapis has a bad dream and not being used to it thinks its real.
>She breaks into Stevens room crying and shouting about how she was so scared.
>Steven while tired is instantly worried and tries to comfort Lapis.
>Lapis hugs Steven while crying.
>Lapis says "I'm so glad your safe Steven...I thought...I did something awful to you. I'm so sorry Steven!
>Steven doesn't know what her dream was about but Steven makes sure to keep Lapis comforted through the rest of the night.
>>90668945
>15 minutes later Peridot comes barging in while shouting "HEY LAPIS, ARE YOU OKAAAY?"
>>90666893http://kindahornyart.tumblr.com/post/158331564391/i-really-like-how-these-look-together-so-im
>>90669013
>Peridot
Not bad...
>>90668932
Something about that Pearl makes me want to punch her. Probably the fake nose. I want to see how far it can fly.
>>90668885
Yeah
I also write a lot of Lapiven greentexts, so that probably also played a role in it
>>90669013
>Only amethyst is naked.
Anyone got a reaction image for a failed boner?
It's good, just not who I'd prefer.
>>90668885
When will this meme about Lapis raping Steven end.
Lapis is not a rapist she's the victim.
>whitest Crystal Gem is the smartest and most civil
>most black coded Crystal Gem is the most violent
>even more black coded CG is introduced and she is even more violent
>masculine Rubies are evil and deserve to stay in space for eternity but the feminine Ruby is fine and is getting redemption in just one episo- oh wait she is actually a demented, evil sadist.
I'm catching on to Sugar's tricks.
>>90668945
>Lapis has nightmares about intentionally hurting the first being in 5,000 years to show her kindness, love, and understanding
This is advanced darkness.
>>90669071
That was probably it.
To stop those kind of dreams you need to make greentext about Steven raping Lapis
>>90669155
My desire for Jaspdemption only grows but it has only ever gotten further and further away.
>>90666893
Is it just sorta assumed she'll never get her limb enhancers back? I feel as though she could just make new ones while still looking at her old ones for reference.
https://strawpoll.com/z7fwfrz
>>90668818
>>90668945
i want to see an episode where they peak in on lapis and see her hidden desires, fears, and nightmares
>>90669139
Lapis raped three gems, she ain't as clean as you think.
>>90669013
>Peributt
I like this but jesus fuck that Amy.
>>90669196
Mmmmseason666
>>90669155
What a fatso
>>90669150
>feminine
her name is navy
>>90669150
>Navy is a refugee
>Steven and Peri trust the refugee, but Lapis is suspicious
>the refugee betrays them, steals their ship, and attacks them emotionally because she thinks's it'll be funny
What did they mean by this?
>>90669279
Would you feed your waifu grapes or peanut m&ms?
That peridot over there will bring ya luck
>>90669309
It means "you can't be friends with everybody", taking care of that moral so Jasperdemption can unfold
>pic related happens
What does pearl become, best or worst gem?
>>90669318
Peanut M&Ms of course. Only the best for Lapshit
>>90669130
It'd be kinda hot if they were all in the same picture, and Amethyst was the only naked one, but this is just meh.
>>90669186
I've been trying for days now
I can't figure out a way to do it
Steven's too nice to actually rape
But even if I go the "playful molestation that snowballs" route, I might run afoul of the rules and get the post deleted
>>90667120
it has taken off because the show is starting to have a new grounds look to it and the episodes are often incoherent
if you haven't noticed the recent dip in story and art quality then you won't understand what su critical is
>>90669371
But grapes....are better...
>>90669365
Looks like shes not wearing pants so thats hot. Thats my entire thoughts on this.
>>90669365
Worst gem because there's no more Lapis.
>>90669360
>made Navy a sociopath as if to say "THAT's not irredeemable, THIS is irredeemable"
I'm sorry I doubted Rebecca.
>>90669203
they just went into the sea
they don't float
she can go get them if she wanted to
this would be a smart story
kind of a semi deconstruction with the aim to show how much pari has progressed
>>90669407
Yeah, green grapes. Every other color of grape is irrelevant
So which Crystal Gem gets corrupted so we can figure out how properly to break it?
>>90669388
How about a scenario that seems consensual at the time, but the more Steven thinks about it after the fact, the more he realizes he probably raped Lapis?
>>90669491
Too close to home
>>90669388
You need to find an scenario where Steven thinks he's doing the right thing. Or brainwash him, I don't know
> I might run afoul of the rules and get the post deleted
Then post it in a pastebin or /trash/
>>90668818
>Lapis goes to sleep on her stomach
>Peridot watches as Lapis snores away.
>Suddenly a projection comes out of her gem on her back.
>In her dream Lapis is playing with Steven in a flower filled filed.
>Peridot smiles thinking Lapis is having such a nice dream.
>Suddenly Steven gives Lapis a seductive look as he slwoly and seductively undress in front of her.
>Lapis has a red blush on her face and a very naughty expression in her sleep.
>Peridot looked on in horror as Lapis lies Steven down on the flowerbed and begins to sloppy makeout with him.
>Lapis makes tons of gross sounding kissing noises in her sleep.
>The next morning Lapis awakes fresh and full of energy.
>But she is confused to see Peridot is frozen in place with a look of utter disgust and horror plastered on her pale green face.
>>90669530
WHO DID YOU RAPE ANON?
>>90667807
This is some great shit my man
>>90669546
A girls who was thicc with curly hair named Morgan in a park near my house when I was like 16. It wasn't rape but she never said yes you know. We've at least spoken about it though.
>>90669539
>Lapis makes tons of gross sounding kissing noises in her sleep.
Can't stop imagining that shit. Thanks for the quick kek
>>90667793
Here you go faggot don't forget I love you
>>90669480
All of them.
Season 5 ends with the Diamonds singing the corruption song again, but this time, Steven can't get there in time to protect the CG's with his shield.
It ends with Steven looking around the temple house at the monsters his guardians have become, and in the season 6 opener, he checks to see if Lapis and Peridot are okay. Spoiler: they aren't.
>>90669646
>Cleveage
Anon, you know that's not canon
>>90669646
YAY! Mystery Girl is a drawfag!
>>90669646
Cute as fug
Thanks anon.
this show turns women into lesbians
>>90669653
She did say they would be in a corner.
>>90669653
Well, Rebecca did say she'd be writing herself into a corner.
>>90669680
Does it also turn men into faggots?
>>90669723
no, it turns them into women
>>90669653
I've been saying this since the new ending theme debuted.
>>90669688
>>90669697
Becky's comment also makes me think this is what happens.
I just really want to see what all our favorite gems look like as mindless beasts.
>>90669662
It's just a lil' bit
>>90669646
>>90669673Am curious though, but what's the 16 stand for.Might need to recheck if it's for year
>>90669732
I got my eye on you.
>>90669388
>Lapis tries to use gem magic to make Steven her slave
>Goes wrong and ends up raping her
>>90668219
the first game ended with them realizing the light monster wasn't evil
>>90669539
Bravo for you, anon
>>90669662
This
>>90669732
ugh
>>90669662
>>90669825
Kill yourselves
>>90669825
One bappy SAPPHY!
>>90669771
Shit I meant 17. As in year 2017. I'm always behind in dates.
>>90669825
Is her breastmilk cold and frothy?
>>90669825
delet
>>90669849
That's actually kinda hot
>>90669365
I wonder if they'll ever explore Pearl's storage like they did in the comics
>>90669849
It's sticky and stringy
>>90669881
Don't you mean... cold?
>>90669881
Run from here anon run while you still can.
>>90669646
Crewniverse please hire me
>>90669849
Like milkshakes
>>90669846
Now i'm giggling at the edit.
Thanks for the dedication, just curious in casethis was actually a previously posted picture
>>90669907
Christ, I was just about to say that
>breastmilk flavored milkshakes
Now I'm getting thirsty
>>90669825
This just looks like her chest has a potbelly.
>>90669825
>one
>bap
>>90669907
If Saltine is here, i have to ask why that patch is yellow.Has Peridot been experimenting?
>>90669653
I just realized that if that happens, Bismuth would be the only uncorrupted Gem left on Earth besides Steven.
Bismuthdemption season 6?
>>90669662
>cleavage
>not canon
Fuck off
>>90669957
Looks like tape
How do you save gifs from twitter
>>90669952
I never got the bap meme
Thoughts?
>>90667088
Lapis spinning Peridot on a one of those spinning dartboard things.
>>90669979
You post the smaller version on here and wait for indexer to throw a shit fit and post the larger version on /trash/. That's how.
>>90669990
>he doesn't get the bap meme
>>90669977It probably is now that i'm looking againI wouldn't want to consider alternatives anyway
>>90669996
I think it's just splendid
>>90670004
B-but there's just no option for saving gifs
I had to use a site to do it for me
>>90667219
>Conquerer Kings 2
Deus Vult!
>>90670147
Good. Now you just wait.
>>90666893
If you were a gem related to your birthstone, what would you do?
>>90668853
>Lapidirts
You have to be 18 to post on 4chan, friend.
>>90670174
Nothing
Reminder to drawfriends!
Kat in a stream mentioned looking for people to hire before but that had no email on their blog so they had to pass on them. Add an email to your page even if you aren't confident!
>>90669646
I'll do another request but if you anyone asks for Garnet spinning I will fucking kill you
>>90669365
when the interaction sugar?
>>90670174
Beat someone up
>>90670174
>July.
Act even more psychopathic and evil, yet calm and easily misidentified.
Also cook things by punching it.
>>90670197
Sardonyx striking a pose
>>90669979
go to the page source, then ctrl F for a .gif file
I think
>>90670192
Here's an artist that was offered a position by Kat, but someone beat her to the punch
http://dragonslayer1088.tumblr.com/post/156947348430/do-you-work-at-cartoon-network-your-stuff-is
>>90670204
you already got one, garnet, pearl amy steven lapis and peridot all got married
>>90670204
Season 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udgPPCvbN-M
>>90670197
>>90668198
>>90667945
>>90667917
Any of these.
>>90670197
Cross out the first 'you'
>>90670250
I hoe garnet spins and fucking kills you
>>90670174
i've already got memory issues so probably the same things i do now except 3 times larger
>>90670229
They offered a SU lewd maker to possibly work on the show?
>>90669996
/int/ out
>>90670243
Thats pretty good.
>>90670264
Garment spanning.
>>90670277
I don't see any contact info, so presumably Kat saw a more professional blog of hers
>>90670277
They all do it man
>>90670231
>Thank you, Lapis.
C A N O N
>>90669150
>>90669309
What did Sugar mean by this?
>>90670308
Publicly I meant
>>90670304
Ahh possibly, also could have been pre-making lewds. Don't know when they got offered it.
>>90670315
well duh, all the gems besides jasper are canon now
>>90670329
Did anyone hear that recent twitter interview?
Sugar said basically implied that she will put political views into episodes.
>>90670355
I like Uncle Andy, too, Rebecca.
>>90670229
>Crewniverse will never hire me off my blog
It hurts to live.
>>90670355
>>90670338
Amber had public SU porn on her's I think.
>>90670393
Post your blog
>>90670426
Find it or I dont believe
>>90670403
https://twitter.com/reagangomez/status/837333109821472768
>>90669996
>be 1990- B.D in earth
>1963 homeworld time
>big gala party in the middle of homeworld city
>lots and important gems are present
>quartz soldiers , jaspers and amethysts protecting and surrondering the diamonds if near the crowd
>pink diamond appears in the stage
>pink diamond begins the party as pearls serve for opera singers
>everyone starts dancing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9wi0cPrU4U
>rose and pearl are seen above the stage
>they look at each-other
>pearl and rose nods
>pearl cuts the light as rose goes to the attack
>dark
>shattering noise
>light gets back on with rose shattering PD with breaking points
>slow mode begins
>silent panic crowd as the opera song keeps playing
>gems running in panic
>gem soldiers rushing to get the diamonds out
>diamonds evacuate while BD looks at PD for the last time with a scared face
>BD cries while evacuation
>rose vanishes along with pearl
>chairs and trash all around the stage
>final close-up into PD's shattered gem
>>90670179
>Lapidirt
>Lapis asked a character if she liked dirt last episode, Peridot then rolled around in it
>8ch /hsg/meme of Peridot being a shit, as in "I'm gonna take a Peridot"
>then an episode happened where she was literally being flushed in a toilet
>canadian peridot meme
>peridot ended up being into a canadian show and flying a canadian flag outside her home
Peridot's memehood is so ingrained into the fabric of reality that it echoes through time and buries itself in our subconscious
i want her to come back already ;_;
>>90670355
which interview? the one on soundcloud? Gotta be more specific for this stuff, m8
>>90670445
>>90670450
>mystery hurl
>>90670378
I, HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>90667282
THICC
>>90670355
No she just said that she promised herself to make the show true to her and her beliefs as possible. She said if therefore people are going to take the show politically, then so well be it.
>>90670442
Please someone listen and tell me its bait
>>90670450
>>90670450
This artist can't draw feet/shoes for shit, Jesus Christ.
>>90670442
I listened to that when it came out. I don't remember Sucrose saying anything about politics or whatever. That was probably coming from the interviewee's dialogue.
lol
>>90670450
Pearl? but she's already with us
>>90670529
It never hurt Rob Liefeld.
>>90670573
>bullying a bubble
>Noone will ever like you enough to doodle little things you like and surprise you with them to brighten your day
who is worst gem
>>90670573
made me chuckle
>>90670573
Wouldn't the fire go out due to being in an enclosed space?
Or is it meant to be a metaphor?
Or the obvious?
>>90670600
Carnelian
>>90670559
How do you think Lapis reacted the first time she saw Steven sleep?
Do you think she was confused?
>>90670620
Magic bullshit
>>90670630
>>90670442
Wow, it's nothing.
>>90670573
This must be a pretty bittersweet occasion for you /freaks/, huh?
>>90670600
me :(
>>90670651
>>90670670
Yellow pearl is for smug lewd
>>90670600
Pearl
>>90670630
i know it's you zuke
>>90670651
>Steven is fucking DEAD
>Steven wakes to the sound of lapis screaming and a panicked peridot
>>90670681
Stop using Steven's computer, Pearl.
>>90670651
She was obviously wet
>>90670633
That nose tho.
>>90670450
same
>>90670600
Yellow Sapphire
>>90670622
>>90670600
Steven
>>90670721
>she sees your dick
>>90670651
She would probably went on a killing spree looking for who killed Steven
>>90670718
what is a yellow fruit
>>90670670
Goddamn, Priyanka makes my dick into diamonds.
>>90670633
i hate when pearl cosplayers add the nose, it looks retarded. just bc something looks like that in cartoon form doesn't mean it would irl.
>>90670742
Is "Lemon" slang for Asian faggots?
>>90669750
Would Jasper be consumed at this point? I'd like a B Team to help out Steven at least. That theme song is leading to something. Love like you did, even if it was coming full circle about Rose.
>>90670759
>not checking his prostate with a strap on cock
>>90670742
Y6 upset that the fruit is yellow
>>90670740
>>90670780
Y6 is upset that the fruit is yellow
>>90670751
>>90670825
>Update
>>90666893
Holly looks cute with her hair down.
>>90670779
Take it and like it.
>>90670667
Samefag
>>90670832
>>90670633
>>90670524
>>90670860
That nose makes me feel physically violent towards this person.
>>90670797
If everyone gets corrupted, and if Jasper is getting healed, Jasper's definitely getting healed first.
Her corruption is only secondhand, she never actually heard the corruption song, it would make thematic sense, and Jasper would finally have a reason to sympathize with the Crystal Gems.
>>90670875
don't hurt anyone
>>90670192I'd love to work at CN, but my self esteem sucks.
>>90670875
Let your blood boil.
>>90670894That didn't stop Zuke.
>>90670779
They just can't do Pearl right.
>>90670936
>her
>>90670894
Post your art
>>90670897
>that fucking Ruby
>>90670897
That ruby on the right is hilarious. Sapphire looks like she should be in a fashion shoot.
>>90670936
Now this is real Pearl.
>>90670936
That Pearl... <3
>>90670927But, it did.
>>90670987
>>90670991
It is from a shoot.
>>90670936
>When your genetic disorder and long nose makes you a perfect fit for cosplaying a lanky cartoon character
>>90671009She was able to work there temporarily. It is better than not at all.
>>90671001
Wait a minute that pearl.......
>>90670936
the fucking lip ring ruins it
Did you get bulled in school /sug/
>>90670979I have no art online. I wanna post later this year. But fears of seeming old (I'm 19) are getting to me. Most of my stuff is offline.
>>90671071
Don't be so harsh to him
>>90671083
I was the bully
>>90671071
>When a lanky cartoon character makes your genetic disorder totally fuckable.
>>90671036
>amedot
>lapearl
Bad End.
>>90671036
This fucking ruby. And that Peri. This wasn't a fucking actual wedding was it.
>>90671103
>>90671071
I want to marry Skye!
>>90671106
could be worse
>lapidot
>>90671097
wow gay
>>90671092
>him
>not it
>>90671106
Better?
>>90671083
no actually i had way more friends back then
now im kinda lonely sometimes, but work and booze make me not care much
>>90671083
im a 6ft tall fat ginger with asperger's syndrome
take a wild guess
>>90671136
There is some meme magic in this old photo.
>>90671118
Nope. Just cosplayers at a scenic convention.
>>90671085
How would 19 be old in relation to art?
>>90671071
>>90671103
I bet she has cute feet
>>90671124
Very
>>90671121
>>90671136That's an improvement desu.
Just missing Japser.
>>90671083
once, but cause a kid thought I stole his YuGiOh card
I was a kind dude, helped out everyone I could
>>90671169
Lewd.
>>90671145
Smart Hollyposter
>>90671136
>lapidot
>better
Not gonna lie, you got a chuckle out of me.
>>90671183
All she needs is giant paddle feet and then she will literally be Pearl manifested physically
>>90670174
>emerald
NOTHING
>>90671183
Undoubtedly.
>>90671175I don't know man. There's people my age who are awesome with their stuff. Digital art is kicking my butt and whatnot.
what are you listing to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WlOh7FD6pM
>>90671097
same
Now I feel like shit about it
>>90671231
The Pearlmethyst makes it all better.
>>90671246
I want to keep her in my basement.
>>90670174
>DIAMOND
wew lad
>>90670174
>october
>best fusion
the possibilities are endless
>>90671136
>>90671169
>that amethyst
Idk why but
Hardwoodseasonedlog.jpeg.swf.cum
>>90671083
Nope. The other kids were afraid of me.
They shouldn't have been. I wouldn't have been able to hurt them even if i wanted to, but I was the tallest kid at my school, and nobody was brave enough to be the first one to pick on me.
>>90671263
wow gay
>>90671202
>Just missing Japser.
By which you mean the pumpkin, right?
See the future and freeze the fuck out of things.
>>90671257
https://youtu.be/TD-_zWjOqMM
Navy is a _______
>>90671263
I picked on this one tall kid for about two years before finally finding him on twitter and apologizing to him about it. I still can't believe the guy actually accepted it. Craziest part? We talk every day, now
>>90671317
Strangely enough that peri does things for me.
>>90671330
>>90670174
Lead.
>>90671350
meme gem
>>90671257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm2o1VGVc5o&t=270s
>>90671247
It's a process anon
Try not to compair yourself to others in a negative way. It's tough to do but you can work tword it.
>>90671183
Smooch paddles
>>90671246
>>90671317
>>90671353
Rear view for you.
>>90671330Yup, should be in that group photo.
>>90671350
FRESH PIMP RYDA I GOT MY WICKED PEEP ON FOR SUDDENLY? IT'S A MOTHER FUCKIN NINJALICIOUS HO-TITTY MIRACLE JACKED UP IN THIS BITCH ASS MOTHER FU--
>>90671257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N0T2ghW44o&t=127s
>>90671333
Polyphemus' little sister
>>90671397
god has left us
>>90671257
Not a particular song. Just this playlist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpIQNxiKJoE
>>90671350
Gay genius
>>90671257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4
crying about lapidot rn
>>90671333
hello fellow September bro
>throw snowballs at people on extreamly hot days
>Instant Popsicle
>>90671347
Good shit, anon
>>90670174
>sapphire
Generally be chill as fuck and try not to panic from being able to see the future. That's a little eery
>>90671136
>>90671169
>>90671317
That Amethyst kinda reminds me of Sam from iCarly.
>>90671408
nice jasper medallion, amber
>>90671184
Who did you bully you absolute queer, don't say the bi kids
>>90671381
>Shes the only one who's butt you can see
Yes this is nice.
>>90667958
I'm pretty sure the stereotypical angel is male if I remember correctly.
are you overweight /sug/
im not
>>90671246
I know she is a woman, but why does she has a bulge in that photo?
>>90671415
acting like he was here to begin with
there's having hope then theres that
>>90671009
No, being mentally ill is what stopped her
>>90671471
Then you knew wrong.
How is it Steven has gone through life this long without getting raped once?
Does he have a chastity belt on when he sleeps?
>>90671465
I just recently dropped down into normal weight range!
>>90667005
fuck off Asuka
christ I cant get away from your memery
>>90671463
I've seen both.
It's the same imagery either way.
>>90671257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehJI2w67-EE
>>90671408
i know i say this a lot but hear me out guys
JASPER REDEMPTION CONFIRMED
I REPEAT
JASPER IS COMING BACK
JASPER WILL RETURN SHORTLY
J A S P E R
>>90671257
https://youtu.be/W0Xc_XRyH48
Holy shit it took me two years to find this, but it's glorious
>>90671465
Getting there, pretty out of shape since Ive been stuck in a depressed state
Now that im out of the funk ive been working on getting better
>>90671497
im stilll under weight
i eat almost 300 calories a day
>>90671443
Oh yeah she does.
Wowza
>>90671202
>>90671391
Jasper didn't make it due to a court date.
>>90671465
no, im skinnyfat but not really overweight
im dangerously close though, can feel my uniform being tighter these past days, i definitely need to chill with the food, being fat is a phobia for me
>>90671465
yea
>>90671542
fuck 3000
>>90671371
Thanks anon.
>>90671471
The tight shorts are not cut to her shape. I assume that is a common problem with her genetic disorder.
>>90671408
>Jasper medallion
Does she going to treat Jasper like her own OC?
>>90671524
Pipe down
>>90671353
She's pretty cute
GOD
DAMN IT
NAVY
>>90671569
You should take a photo of a piece of your art and post it still
>>90671545
Thank you Dan "The man" Schneider
>>90671465
Definitely. Trying to trim down, but I think I need to cut down even more on my meals.
>>90671524
FUCKING WHEN THOUGH
>>90671626
/r/ing this colored
>>90671083
yes, then i stopped talking to people and they just kind of ignored me
I really want to leave a boombox at full-blast at the foot of Greg's van blaring "Mr. Lonely", am i the only one Wanting this
>>90671592
That Lapis does beauty pageants.
>>90671083
I have only been bullied three times. All three times I hurt the bully back worse. I stopped being bulled after each incident.
Of course, since I'm old as fuck, I didn't have that zero tolerance bullshit to stop me.
>>90671654
Post cute 8XJ's aka best gem
>>90671169
>Pearl
My dick's so hard it could shatter.
>>90671596
The madgem!!!
>>90671686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M-CT9TVboo
>>90671083
I would beat up the boys in class, but then they hit puberty and I couldn't anymore :(
>>90671728
WEAK
>>90671443
>>90671545
One day I'll have sex with her.
It's on my bucket list and everything.
>>90671573
Reminder
>>90671728
Did you beat something else or theirs?
>>90671592
>the lapis cosplayer is a model (http://kellykirstein.tumblr.com)
>the peridot one is a nerd (http://for-the-love-of-clod.tumblr.com/)
I hope they really are dating
>>90671744
I sincerely feel bad for you fuckers
>>90671408
She either jack offs fans or draws jasper jacking fans.
>>90671703
>>90671779
>model
>nerd
>dating
You already have your webcomic Zuke, get the fuck out
>>90671721
i swear those small gems will be the end of me
>>90671779
I hope they are dating, but in an open relationship for my dick.
>>90671350
sociopath
>>90671703
oh man, I wish I wasnt so drawn to her, shes so good,
Wish she could pick me up in her massive arms
>>90671728
Girls who were much stronger and taller than me used to beat me up in school, and then I developed a fetish for femdom, and then I hit puberty, and now I'm 6 and a half feet tall and can never live out my fetish of being a manlet and getting dominated and raped by an amazon.
>>90671789
I don't feel anything
>>90671829
Just cut your legs off.
>>90671524
like lapidot right?
>>90667755
Pearl and Yellow Pearl dueling with spears.
>>90671829
>>90671859
that's a cute jaspy
>>90671779
>>90671823
I hope they're married, and the model cheats on the nerd with a bodybuilder who cosplays as Jasper.
The nerd knows about this, and likes to watch from the closet.
>>90671873
shes like a raccoon bandit
>>90671823But not really girls kissing girls never really did much for me.
>>90671829
>6 and a half feet tall
You're still a self-conscious manlet at heart. Counting halves is pathetic.
I'd love to beat the shit out of you.
>>90671873
>>90671808
Smaller gems need to be with bigger and buffer gems
>>90671829
Your dating pool will shrink, but there are tall as fuck power lifting women.
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>>90671898
s-sauce?
>>90671910
HAHAHAHA
>>90671910
Humongous pile of shit
>>90671823
>they kiss each other with yo dick inbetween
>make cute sounds and take turn going full :>=
>>90671891
is it because they're not kissing you?
>>90671891
Girls kissing girls used to do it for me. Now it is so commonplace it doesn't phase me. Girls eating pussy is where it's at. The one threesome I got was the best fucking thing ever.
>>90671910
you can also drop dead
>>90671899
I think navy needs some time in a mental institution
>>90667806
Because they still don't know they exist. And even if they did, why risk losing a spy when they think the cluster will wipe em out?
>>90671896
Exactly. I am a manlet, but I'm too big to enjoy the benefits.
Also, are you a woman and are you at least 7 feet tall? I'd prefer 8, but I'll take what I can get.
>>90671922
Fucking hellz yeah.
>>90671829
I know who the fuck you are
Go back
>>90671960
I wish Peridot re-incorporated more "techie" stuff into her design. Feels strange for such a technology focused gem to have very little technology in her design now.
>>90671960
>she has a Cybereye she uses to scan stuff but it can also be used to display icons to express emotions
YOU MEAN LIKE A FUCKING FACE?
>>90671954
Or just shatter her, that's an option too :v
>>90671524
Also this.
>>90671981
>tfw you will never meet a qt cosplayer who likes you and convinces you to do a matching cosplay with them
>>90671997
Who am I?
I'm actually curious to find out.
>tfw I can't really enjoy cosplay after being in the business and know about how noxious in the community irl and specially online
>>90672013
>Eyeball tries to shatter Navy because she stole all the glory, stole her Pearl, and bullies Leggy
EYEBALLDEMPTION IS SOON
>>90671974
I'm only5'9unfortunately. I hope you find your abusive Amazon woman one day.
>>90671847
No giant woman would want to rape me if I'm like Cotton Hill.
>>90672027
I don't know that face.
I am dating a QT who I convinced to cosplay for me. Her first was Tali'Zorah... goddamn that was hard to make. I'm pushing for one of the three Pearls next.
>>90672072
Go kill fitty men and then see if that changes.
>>90672081
Terrible yellow
>>90672081
>tfw no real pearl trio blowjob
>>90672081
cute
>>90672081
Not a bad bloople, but that CG Pearl looks done.
LA, LA, LAPIVEN
THE ONE SHIP THAT'S PATRICIAN
THERE WAS A SHIP THAT REALLY WAS GONE
LA, LA, LAPIVEN
DAZZLES LIKE A MAGICIAN
OH, IT'S A SHAME HOW THEY CARRY ON
>>90672071
I can only dream...
>>90671974
>>90672071
I'm 5'6"... tiny by men's standards. Finding taller women is easy. Finding taller women who want to date me is hard.
And I am dating a woman my exact height... she'd kill me if I went after someone else.
>>90667931
I know, it's disgusting.
I think I'm enjoying the anger now
>>90672094
>"They totally act like children don't they! Honestly in my mind, Lapis and Peridot have a mental age of about 17 and 14, respectively."
-Rebecca Sugar
not pedo ships
>>90672146
At least they finally figured it out,
>>90672124
>>90672169
Now this I can jerk it to.
>>90672146
>we don't deserve as much love as skinny people
>captcha: Jasper St.
>>90671940
>>90671940
>that pic
>"@kellykirstein makes me a happy space rock"
Aw, I think she likes her
>>90672186
>Peridot
>14
Eat shit Matt
>>90672195
>>90672169
which pearl gives the best dick smooch?
>>90672202
did she get punched in the face?
>>90672186
YOOOOOOO
Where did she say this?
>>90672146
YAAAAAS PREACH IT
FUCK FATTIES
>>90672058
FINALLY, third best ruby is comming BAKC
>>90672186
What does that make Jasper? 6?
>>90671465
I'm short and thin, feels good fitting into small spaces
>>90672228
go back to tumblr
>>90672146
>feel free to add more
"adding more" is the reason why people are fat to begin with.
>>90672126
>oooooh, those crazy crystal gems
>>90672233
overgrown bully who throws constant temper tartrums
Probably 10.
>>90670223
I only did a sketch of her for you because you're a piece of shit
Just kidding you're an amazing person
>>90668093
It's not as bad yeah but I can actually see why people ship those two, Lapidot just confounds me.
>>90672272
>wtf I hate Jaspis now
>>90672272
I want PACK Jasper's lunch!
>>90672222
It depends on what you're going for. Yellow would outwardly hate it, but would suck it like her life depended on it because she can't have any other Pearl show her up.
Blue wouldn't mind, but is so weedy you'd have to grab her head and fuck her face to get a good job. This abuse would get her wet as fuck.
>>90672292
Why bother when she bullies kids for lunch money anyway?
>>90672337
maybe if she had a mommy to pack her a big lunch she wouldn't have to steal other people's lunch
>>90672186
she never said that
>>90672292
Imma pee in her thermos
>>90672169
>>90672195
That's a fucking U, not a diamond salute, you stupid twats!
>>90672233
Nah. Jasper is less like a child and more like a severely retarded adult.
>>90672337
She bullies them for their lunch
>>90672330
Yellow pearl would lick and be a blue ballin tease
I want to PACK Jasper's FUDGE!
>>90672384
Dudesame
>>90672081
Is it just me or does Blue Pearl have a mustache?
>>90671703
>>90672410
Bad makeup? Or maybe it's a dude.
A white diamond amethyst!
>>90672186
>people believing this
>>90672207
Cosplayers would have you thinking most of the fanbase are lesbos.
>>90672375
Is she drinking grounded up peridots?
>>90668403
I think she can and will by the end of the series.
>>90672440
Oh so that's what blew her cover
>>90672461
Women seem pretty bi most of the time.
>>90672330
YP would enjoy taking control
BP would be more affectionate and pretty much worship
CG P would blush blue and deny it, until she hits a certain point she go crazy due to having zero self control and thirsty as fuck and enjoy the challenge
>>90672365
have you tried making a <> its fucking hard
>>90672487
True that.
I want to to see Peridot pick cotton as a hobby
>>90667044
yes this is not only clearly much better but also wouldn't take 7 years to animate on model /s
>>90672510
no it's not, unless you're really stiff or fat
>>90672510
Yeah, if you don't have arms, maybe.
>>90672530
>/s
Sweet Jesus, go back
>>90672487
Women evolved to entice
Someone sketch Lapis suprising Steven with a kiss
On the lips
>>90672524
is it shit posting time
>>90667246
i didn't know that's why i loved the diamonds but now i do so thanks
>>90672541
post pics doing salute at your sturnum level. Maybe i'm doing it wrong.
>>90672524
jaspers are the cotton pickers of gems
>>90672566
>None of these cosplayers use an actual gem as their fake gems
baka desu lad
>>90672530
>/s
And there are people who actually claim we haven't been overrun by ledditors
>>90672524
Wait, are the Kofis black? Pretty sure they are. Anyways, we need some excuse to get them to help Peridot pick cotton.
>>90672543
HeyI love you/s
>>90672587
You replied the wrong post
>>90672530
>/s
>>90672664
>autism.jpg
>>90672648
I know
>>90672664
>art referencing a ytp
Oh.
I don't know why this sub always has a problem with redditors.
>>90672669
You know what you did
>>90672722
>easy (You)s
>90672722
>>90672722
Nice!
>>90672510
It really isn't.
all out of images, time to discuss the show?
Do not reply.
>90672761
Okay.
Anyone else love scritching their dry scalp in the winter
>>90672758
no thanks
>>90672722
Tips for the future, use "this sub" but don't mention redditors as that's laying it on too thick, and don't post it shortly after something like that other post, because people will already be expecting it. Then it's guaranteed replies.
>90672722
you won't even get a (You), just sit there and think about what you've done today.
>>90672758
Nah, let's just keep shitposting.
>>90672758
What do you want to discuss? Why is Pearl the best gem?
@90672722
ahahahahaaha
>>90672785
Somebody can make a joke without attempting to hide the joke you know
i start classes tomorrow again and between that and work i will have zero free time. oh well
>>90672758
what do you think lion 4 will be about?
>>90672758
Not happening
>all of my father's children are kinda fucked up, including me
>except one who has a decent job, a loving wife, and a beautiful child
>just learned today that he has a public speaking phobia
HE'S JUST LIKE THE REST OF US
I W A S R I G H T
>>90672779
get some shampoo and take a shower ya monkey
>>90672833
>my father's children
Well done.
>>90672819
something about rose but that can mean anything
i hope we see PD or WD for once
>>90672491
was going to post a continuation of this but oh well!
>>90672819
Bismuth comes back and starts beating everybody up
>>90672836
It's always the best pickins after a shower, I have to hold myself back
>>90672819
Steven opens the chest in Lion and it's an alternate tape to the one he found in Lion 3.
>>90672854
the 'alternate ending' part sounds like we'll get another perspective to lion 3. they put emphasis on the tape in SitR
>>90669150
Eh is Pearl smarter than Garnet? I mean Pearl is a nerd but Garnet has a more quiet dignified intelligence.
>>90672819
Imagine if Lion 4 is a Pearl episode
>>90672888
>it's Rose saying how she manipulated and backstabbed PD when she had her guard down
>>90672897
Could be. Might be a flashback episode too.
sometimes lapis is decently written and kind of relatable but usually not
>>90672895
nah, pearl is a dweeb. she fronts that she's ultra mature and smart but her actions and personality say otherwise.
>>90672833
Congrats you're all worthless?
I guess? What do you want, a medal?
>>90672897
Imagine if you're wrong
>>90672897
well lion 3 gave us pearl running on all four's, so im okay with that
>>90672543
>>90672598
>>90672651
my bad i was worried i couldn't convey sarcasm well through text
>>90672888
Yeah, but where will be the key that open that chest?
Prove you're a real Earth fan
>>90672989
FUCK EARTH
>>90672971KEY?
>>90672989
Can you even name three of their songs?
>>90672916
Your mother
>>90672895
Garnet isn't very smart. She just has future vision and fewer emotional issues.
>>90672819
Lion fuses with Steven. Like in that one piece of crew art.
>>90673011
i only know get schwifty
>>90673027
fucking furry
>>90673033
I'm pretty sure they made one more.
>>90673033
That's...nice
>>90672819
We finally learn where/how Lion got his awesome powers. Also, this: >>90672854
>>90673055
Watch me be right, retard.
>>90669150
>whitest crystal gem is a rapist baby murderer
>also actually a former slave
>>90673103
Rebecca...
>>90672989
Why would I care for a rock?
I only care for it's inhabitants, It's people and wildlife.
It's varying and unique flora.
What if we get another tape, but this time is Rose confessing her crimes to Steven and apologizing for making him carry the burden?
>>90673101
No, I meant Steven
>>90672909
you shouldn't really look to Lapis for relatability anyway. No one can stop her when she has a source of water nearby, so her emotional outbursts can go unchecked.
>>90672989
There's only one perfect thing that came out of that rock
>>90672989>I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
>>90673145
Rose, of course
>>90672909
Everything about the way she acted RFR hit very close for meroght down to using sleep as an escape mechanism
>>90672989
Life and death and love and birth, And peace and war on the planet Earth...
>>90673145
Yeah, me.
>>90673135
might as well chuck in some PD shards as well
>>90673124
Unless you're Garnet, in which case, any rock will do as long as you can have fusion on it without being shattered.
>>90673196
>PD shards
>the cluster is made of shards
>steven can talk to shards
>steven talks to PD's shards
>>90673176
Is there are anything that's worth more than...
all gems deserve a hug and a 'everything will be alright'
>>90673267
>>90673267
>>90673267
>>90673267
NEW THREAD!!!
>>90673223
I'm mad because she needs to GTFO!
new tread when
>>90673288
NIGGA
>>90673281
>>90669737
Well if it turns them into straight women then it pretty much evens out.
>>90667282
Hey superfooby
>>90668098
I really think whatever is going to happen It'll involve a man, likely Steven, in that way there won't be a queer ship and Zuke would hate it.
>>90667044
Well they are right about the character's proportions, that's the only thing I'd agree on.
>>90673910
Nah, It's gonna involve "abusive lesbian representation". One of her blog posts lamented it
>>90668007
Zuke indirectly stated there won't be canon queer ships in Steven Universe. Because of the way she was talking "I really, really tried to put a queer ship in the media", etc. The important aspect was that It was queer, even in her official blog "a growing queer ship" "I'm queer and I write queer characters". So It seems she was saying Lapidot was only hope for queer ships in Steven Universe in other words, she was the only one pretending a gay canon relationship was going to happen.
>"I hate when a writer has a ship cause they'll write with a bias" "Anyway here is why the writer should ship my ship instead."
Possible Translation: There's another ship for Lapis or Peridot.
>Jaspis, MysteryPearl, Amedot, etc are dead
>What about Ruby and Sapphire? What if all the canon ships between gems involve a Ruby? Why Zuke didn't consider RubySapphire queer? Maybe Ruby wasn't thought as a woman. We'll see if instead of Jaspis for example we get JaperRuby.
>>90671083
Nope, I was just invisible.