Animation Domination General #1: 80% Live-Action 20% Animated Edition

I hope they won't let wheelegg push the schedule late, but they didn't last week, so it'll probably be okay.

>>90665360
Oh, it's already over, never mind then.

It's actually 33.3333333% live action, as there are six shows, and two of them are live action.

>>90665416
Nerd

>>90664287
OP can't into math

Fucking enough with commercials...

>>90665399
Fuck.
>5 new episodes on the schedule
>wheelegg ends 5 minutes before the hour
>continue yakking about wheelegg until 3 minutes after the hour
>run 10 minutes of commercials
At least they JIPped it.
Now I have to set my DVR schedules back to normal.

>we now return to our regularly scheduled programming already in progress
>ALREADY
>IN
>PROGRESS

Why is this allowed? AFAIK only FOX pulls this shit even if it's a N E W episode

I miss the ol family guy/ American dad/Cleveland show verse

>>90665983
The first time slot tonight is a sacrifice rerun, you retard.

This keeps the remaining shows from being delayed and fucking up everyone who set it to record.

>>90666052
Not just talking about tonight

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>>90666021
No one watched Cleveland and they need space for the Live Action shit,so Am Dad got pushed to TBS.

>>90666224
>and they need space for the Live Action shit
Only Lord/Miller live-action shit, apparently. They're too premium for the weekday line-up.

oh fuck since when were moto phones were being made again?

>It takes guts to be yourself!

>half-day on thanksgiving

What the fuck

What happened to getting the whole week off? Is this what murrica has come to?

Oh literal Tina

Fun fact: If you take "Bob" and add an extra "o", you get "Boob"

>>90664287
>Peter lends Joe a hand on several crime investigations, but when Joe takes the credit for himself, Peter becomes upset
Didn't something similar already happen in the earlier seasons?

>>90666477
You also get Bobo.

Do people really still join the Peace Corps?

>>90666498
I don't remember that specific plotline already being done but you're probably mixing it up with one that's almost slightly similar

>>90666410
You get a half day before the thanksgiving holiday week off man

didnt they already do a citizen kale burger?

wow, LIVE chat for this? I've made a lot of comments on candies over the years.. and sodas.. and pizzas. they have frequently done as i've asked

>Gene literally never mentioned chunky blast-offs in the 100+ episodes before this
>now its like the best fucking thing ever and even daring to alter the formula is sacrilege

Anyone else hate Tina? We get it, her VA's a guy and she's an awkward teenager, they really ran that into the ground.

At least it's a Gene episode

>>90666526
If you have money and free time yeah.

>Erin chocovitch
simpsons did it!

>>90666530
It was when Joe competed in the Special Olympics and Peter trained him (And secretly gave him steroids to win.) and Peter got pissed that Joe didn't give him any credit for his win.

Louise tucks her rabbit ears down

>>90666569
i love her more every day.

god dammit, this reminds me of how cadbury shit keeps getting smaller..
which i'm fine with because i want more of smaller items, but.. theyre also so expensive

>Licorice tornado
WIN

you know, a lot of animated sitcoms have done wonka parodies, but this is the most believable, down-to-earth version of the premise. they actually remembered to include the 'kids are in-touch with how this shit should be, and have unbridled creativity' aspect

I miss the Bob or the whole family episodes. Now it's just the annoying kids. Way to ruin a show.

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>>90664287

>It's a Lisa B-plot takes over the A-plot episode

Calling it now.

>>90666578
>money
wait what?

>>90666665
>It's a Lisa plot period.

>>90666652
>show is called "BOB's Burgers"
>doesn't star Bob

>show is called "The Simpsons"
>show stars Lisa to justify her voice actor's paycheck with rest of the simpsons receiving unequal screentime

>show is called "Family Guy"
>nothing about it is family-friendly

For a second there I thought this was going to turn dark with him wanting to hang a noose made of licorice from the ceiling.

>>90666665
Isn't that every Lisa B-plot?

shouldnt bob be proud gene's getting involved in the food production business?

>>90666703
Well, the current season of Family Guy does focus more on Peter (About time in my opinion.) and he's a guy that has a family.

calling it now
this guy has no power

>signal cuts out right as gene asks if entourage is about peeing and getting stuff done
that was an appropriate time for the screen to freeze on chris farley giving him a neutral look

>>90666703
You forgot to kill yourself.

>>90664287
Okay so going by the synopsis fortonight's Simpsons and it's a "Bart gets new talent" episode/

3 to 1 odds that Lisa ruins it for him somehow.
10 to 1 odds that Bart has to apologize to Lisa for daring to excel for once.

>>90666703
I used to think the line "on which we used to rely" in the theme song was supposed to emphasize 'used to' and wryly point out that we don't value those things anymore

I would so go by Ferdy if my name was Ferdinand
or maybe nandy
>betrayal mix
i cant believe i didnt think of that

>>90666720
It didn't involve beef and/or burgers

>>90666679
No one can got straight to the corps and take care of themselves after. They give you 8k enough to be alright for a bit but things like student loans need repayment while you are gone.

That commercial just reminded me who /Archer/ here?

>>90666910
>Archer
Is that show still even going?

>>90666876
bob isnt a snob like hank hill, he's happy with any kind of food biz as long as it's fun and creative and not just some shit from a can

>Ferdinand turned out to be a Turdinand

>>90666886
8k a year? yikes
okay so you meant you have to have money to live off of, not that it costs money to enter. i was about to say like whaaat
>>90666910
me, but.... this isnt time travel is it? i dont want that. i dont want a setting change.

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>>90666910
right here

I love teddy

Why is Bob friends with Teddy?

Greeting everyone.

>Teddy turns out to be really competent at this, but not at preparing bob

>>90666984
When you get older, you gotta take what you can get with friends

>>90666984
name 1 reason he shouldnt be

>Trying to scuba with a garden hose
spoke too soon
why doesnt he try to snorkel with a bamboo rod

also is this really profitable? if you told me i had to lug around egg-sized quarters i wouldnt consider it worth picking up.. fuck even if they were normal quarters

>you will never have an adrenaline rush heist on a golf course

>discount deformed candy
oh fuck yes i love that shit. you ever had a bag of conjoined jellybeans?

>>90667058
Earlier he said he had $75 worth of balls

If you did that every day, then I would say no it's not worth it

>it's a "doesnt put work into studies but, when he cares about things, puts in the required work, and proves that working hard pays off" episode
but youll never care about school, and this doesnt help your grades..

>>90666984
there was at least one and as many as 3 episodes about how bob only thinks of teddy as a customer, but teddy thinks of bob as his friend, and he thinks that's really pitiful but he realizes he cares about the ol' lug

>>90667079
But for how many hours of work?

>>90667065
A few weeks ago I ate a bunch of Hershey's Kisses where the chocolate had dried out and it was all powdery. It was kind of weird but it was still yummy.

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>>90667065
Hey anon, I brung ya a big bag of irregular oreos

>>90667111
Looks like he's doing it overnight and then giving it in the morning
i feel like 5 at the most

but come on man, what a shit job

>>90667079
yeah I mean if that's all you do that's like making about 9 bucks an hour 8 hours a day

i like the fake candy names on this show better than simpsons

>>90667131
Far better than a minimum wage job.

>>90667114
hershey's chocolate comes out of the factory tasting like shit
i mean it literally tastes like soil
>they have some in the warehouse
i knew it

I remember when they changed the Coca Cola formula (yeah, I'm a gen-xer) and it was bad. Then six months later I drank a can where they would buy up a whole bunch at one time, and it really was better than New Coke. I didn't even realize it was old coke until I took a sip. Fucking HFCS. Sad!

>$20 million dollars to change the formula

>>90667169

Would you care for a bite of my Vengelerstrasse bar?

>>90667180
What shitty city do you live in where that's true?

Although I guess i'd rather go dangerous scuba-diving over being a cashier

>>90667194
Shipping supplies and liquidating the old ones is expensive.

>>90667187
Nah that was some old fucking expired chocolate I ate.

But the secret ingredient is supposed to be sour milk. The story is that back in the day, old man Hershey was cheap and didn't want to waste a tanker car full of milk. And it actually tasted good in the chocolate.

>>90667180
I guess the real question is why theyre not allowed to do it.. does the course make money on selling new balls?
>>90667191
>I drank a can where they would buy up a whole bunch at one time
wanna try that sentence again?
>fucking HFCS
first of all, that happened after the new coke thing by a mile. secondly, it's chemically identical to cane or beet or any other sugar. you literally cannot tell the difference. the electricity runs through your nerve endings the same as everyone else's

>>90667231
There are a bunch of people crying about wanting a $15 minimum wage.

>>90667244
>wanna try that sentence again?
It was a place that would repair motor home stuff and they bought cases and cases of it for the customers. We were there to get the generator fixed again.

ANOTHER Plympton couch gag?

They sure like him.

>gore in the couch gag

>>90667236
that's interesting actually
>>90667234
remember when digiorno changed the sauce on their rising crust pizzas? their facebook was fucking FULL of complaints for 18 months. by the time it came back I had already weaned myself onto culinary circle

oh wow this episode is already terrible

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They animated cleavage for marge sometimes in the old episodes

>it's a mockumentary episode

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I feel like stroming FOX and demanding American Dad comes back to the regular network.

>>90667244
Well Teddy literally was trespassing after hours.

That was a nice couch gag except for the last part.

>>90667297
I guess I meant you forgot to say what you were talking about: old stock of normal coke, or the newly rebranded "classic" old formula?

>They called me "quarterback" because when I borrowed a quarter, I never gave it back!

Theres Puppy Googoo again.

>>90667304
and fucking disappearing fingernails. that was asinine
>not til i hear their side of it
hehehe. good joke count: 1

>it's fucking social commentary on athlete culture

uggggggh just write some fucking jokes you hacks

>>90667318
er, doesn't turner own it now?

wow, more blood.

>>90667382
But then how would they make the episode about Lisa?

Maybe if we include a song popular when the show was good people will think the show is good again

>springfield never won in any sport

Bart Star?

why would 2nd and 4th graders have gym together
>>90667382
is that a thing?

didnt homer already coach bart once or twice

>We Give Up TV Store

Heh.

Seriously fuck the NCAA for not letting their students make money or get gifts. Jewish fuckheads won't even give them free tuition and rooms.

>and because nobody else would, your godfather
good joke count: 2
>up next: the interesting part
you just wrote a serious check, if your ass can't cash it, i'm losing my faith in 10s simpsons being better than 00s. this seriously feels like an ep right out of the bush-bashing era.

That Power Rangers commercial had their faces showing in costume waaaay too much.

>>90667459
So what the fuck do they get?

chief. CHIEF. you can link two belts together.

>>90667505
50k-100k a year tutition for free

>>90667418
Poor school.

My school had 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th in the same class and we had gym together.

>>90667502
THAT's your problem with it?
it looks like what tasteless idiots think the michael bay transformers movies look like

act 2 pretty good so far

>lisa gets cut off
>grandpa freezes
you're winning me back, episode.
wow these beer-n-brats flavored chips are disappointing

>>90667505
A Bachelors Degree in whatever they want with little time on studying.
They say they don't get gifts but schools will pony up a lot to get a high school hopeful.

Take THAT Lisa!

>>90667544
also their grades get fixed right?
why is sports still a thing

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> I'm taking my talents to Shelbyville

okay this isn't a bad episode

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Maggie is best grill

first act was terrible
second pretty good actually

solid 7/10 right now, i bet the last act ruins it

I missed Pleb's Burgers today. How was it? Terrible as usual?

>>90667686

It was about Gene.

So there ya go.

>>90667645
hey am i wrong or
isnt firing a revolver with your pinky strength already kinda hard for a grown man?

>>90667710
If guns can fire by themselves somehow, pulling a trigger with a pinky is not impossible

i missed it, what's johnny tightlips' real name? giovanni something

Ha, that Johnny Tightlips bit was great.

didnt everyone already hate bart for sports once

>>90667777
Baseball.

wow, someone on the writing staff really knows what a chiron is

>TURNS OUT IMMMMMMM DA HEEEERO! :-)

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>turns out I'm the hero of this documentary

of COURSE you are, Lisa

>Robert De Zero

>Toy Story 2 not the sad one
Fuck you, that's the saddest one.

>>90667843

Whats a chiron?

>>90667870
How?

>>90667870
It really wasn't.

>>90667871
Text on the bottom with the person's name and description

Not a bad episode honestly, but felt short

that was actually a breddy good ending

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Almost time for Black Sails

>>90667896
>>90667900
Jessie being abandoned? What the fuck, men?

>>90667871
we just went through this a few months ago, boke, only that time it was me
and then at the end of the night i still didnt remember
in fact i somewhat doubt i spelled it right. chiron is a centaur.

live action trash, time to switch over to AS for Birdman and Sealab

>>90667871

What's a battle?

>>90667929

That was nothing compared to the incinerator scene and the ending.

Good episode.

>>90667929
that scene basically just illustrates why the basic premise of the movies is so terrible that I can't enjoy them even a little. what kind of cruel god gives toys intelligence, tells no-one, allows a society to build up around them NOT having intelligence, and somehow puts the urge into them not to ever tell?

oh wow nelson's dad got yet another new voice and has come back yet again

RIP in pieces nelsons dad

>>90667977
Thanks for the reminder

Joy, now for live action.

>>90667980

Did that boy just say 'whats a battle'?

THE MILLER/LORD DUMP

It's time for Dan and Chris's Excellent Revolution
EXCELLENT

>>90667318
Fox gave Seth so much shit and restrictions for American Dad, so he bailed on them and went for TBS (which is kinda worse imo, because of Time Warner's attitude in politics that may possibly affect their shows).

Nelson's dad leaves and comes back so often I feel like he's not really gone that long but Nelson just thinks he is

>hurrhurr i remembered america likes guns hurr
>>90668035
no, he said 'what's that rattle?'

dey turk er gurrns

>>90668124

AD wasn't that political in the recent episodes.

>>90667750
Silencio

>>90668146
Of course. They're going to go full retard and misrepresent the past.

X: the Exterminator and Bebop Cola?!

Adult Swim bringing the classics out tonight!

>>90668146

Really, I heard battle.

>>90668124
Do you just say random shit and believe yourself for saying it?

>>90668082
*air guitar*

>>90668209
I mean it's not inaccurate, it's just.. not something you should mock. especially not in the 18th century
>>90668253
I've had a cold lately, so..

>A musket fires a bullet a minute, it's a MASS KILLING MACHINE!

>>90668185
oh that's good
>>90668171
indeed. almost all of their episodes are great, with like one awful one per season where they didnt do any of the research for what theyre mocking
>>90668361
yeah theyre bringing me back now

>>90668339

Oh, so you hear 'r's as 'b's?

>>90668339
>It's not inaccurate
They weren't "obsessed" with guns. Nor is their desire to keep them unreasonable

>>90668361
>>90668307
>>90668209
>>90668152
>>90668185
I hope you guys don't have a nielsen box

>>90668395
Why not?

Are they gay or dorks?

Why do you dumb fucks keep watching Simpsons and Family Guy?

>>90668453
Most likely the latter.

wow really makes you think

this is still edging on being stupid
>i'm not comfortable having this discussion in front of the guns!
... can't not smile

>>90668424
So you don't contribute to their ratings obviously

Who's Davey supposed to be? Also, who's the actor?

>the revolution was solely about guns
It's like the writers were retarded

>>90668477
Just a bunch of us fucks hanging around on Sunday before our shitty grind tomorrow. In reality, we give zero fucks about the shows we watch.

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oh sweet, its the bebop cola episode of Sealab

>>90668525
>this is still edging on being stupid
Edging on? It passed stupid about 10 minutes ago.
And I'm ROFL laughing.
I don't want to like it, but I am.

>>90668549
It's a comedy.

>>90668391
i mean, i think back then shit you needed for survival could be called an obsession, yeah. obsession is what kept you alive. you had to obsess pretty hard on agriculture if you wanted to survive every winter. you had to obsess pretty damn hard over guns or youd be overrun by bears and napoleon

>>90668536
I said I didn't like it though.

>>90668477

Simpsons out of tradition. Family Guy because hey, got nothing better to do.

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>>90668575
A stoner comedy, to be specific.

>>90668549

Yes this show about a time traveling duffel bag is really misrepresenting the facts.

>>90668549
I feel like it's intentional... i really get the impression this is just supposed to be a dumb lowbrow comedy, not some kinda message
>>90668561
yeah i didnt mean the good kind of stupid, I meant.. yknow.

>>90668617
If it was for comedy that would be ok.

>regular joe dumb guy doesnt like guns
the fuck dude why even come to this time

RIP DAVEY

>hahahaha women lol am i right? they know everything and are instantly right even back then
cant get behind that part

>>90668477

Because we hate ourselves, and because of tradition.

It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

This show is kinda funny and very dumb

Lord and Miller just do whatever they want at Fox how???

21 Jump Street and Cloudy with Meatballs were Sony flicks. Brooklyn 99 was that big a hit?

>>90668604
plus, as mindless as family guy has become, it has also been consistently funny in a really stupid way

>>90668775
He says he went to a bunch of different times already. He liked that time period the most because of his waifu.

>>90668612
this would work great if we never saw the young keanu in the first bill n' ted movie, he has basically looked identical since the 2nd

>>90668617
that's not really an excuse, especially for a political slant.

So what, that was a season finale?

calling it
homeless guy is gonna steal the bag, fuck up history, they'll have to find it where he left it, now centuries older but still the same bag, go bag in time, get the original bag back

>>90664287
If we hate this block so much, why do we keep watching it?

>>90668842

No, not really. Thre last two or three years have just been very...I guess the best word is 'lifeless'.

Like everyone involved just doesn't give a shit anymore.

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WE NOW RETURN TO

>>90668943
seasons keep gettin shorter

i dunno, last time they showed us scenes of future episodes in other time periods, so i don't really understand why they did that instead of previewing part 2

>>90668957
>waternelon makes otter cry but he can't stop eating it

WE NOW RETURN TO...

>>90668961
agreed but the 4 years prior were very alright compared to the previous several
>schwartzenegger reference
timely

>>90664287
>WE NOW RETURN TO

Episode is automatically shit now

CUTAWAY #1

Ok, the pig gag was actually funny.

>>90668948

Future episodes involve the 1990s and 1919 World Series

>>90668979

First season is always short.

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>>90664287
I think I may have a problem

Over the years it's gotten that I don't JUST dislike Family Guy (and Seth McDickhead in general) I outright DESPISE Family Guy. Just the sight or sound of it makes me fucking wince.

I just wish this show would fucking die already, with every inch of my soul.

psst. pig. it's normal for men to want to look flamboyantly colorful and ostentatious. it's abnormal for women to. stop worrying. you're a pig, you should grow your tusks out.

>its a competent peter episode

>>90669077
that's not a problem, just don't watch it

CUTAWAY #2

>>90669078

>it's normal for men to want to look flamboyantly colorful and ostentatious.

Something you wanna tell us, Anon?

>Larry the Self Loathing Idiot

AKA me.

someone just really wanted to draw that guy

>>90666984
Dude's a fucking sweetheart, even if he loves a little too hard. We all need someone like Teddy in our lives.

>>90669078
No, it's not normal
Men wearing lipstick is awful.

>>90669154
that's how nature works, boke. boars have tusks, stags have antlers. lipstick on women makes no sense. it's ugly and terrible and makes you look like a man. but not an attractive man.

>>90669111
I don't. But the problem comes from how angry I get if I even catch a glimpse of it. Like, if I'm over at a friends house and someone upstairs was watching it. I hear the "PEEETAAAAH" and "Nyheheheheheh" and alarms just go off in my head.

I need help.

>>90669164
Someone got issues to work out.

>>90669192

>lipstick on women makes no sense. it's ugly and terrible

OBJECTION!

should I know who those humminahummina guys are

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>We already did the Peter joins the police department and he's the worst ever episode
>But have we done the Peter DOESN'T join the police department and he's the BEST ever episode?

Seth does it again

>>90669192
Lipstick on women is sexy. Not on men.
I shouldn't talk, I love Hawaiian shirts. Not the flame Hawaiian shirts. The original real fruit loop looking ones.

>>90669221
They stopped doing Peter's annoying laugh like 10 years ago.

Lipstick is good on no one.

Okay, those punching bags got me.

at least this show is attacking sports instead of defending

when did brian become stewie's dad instead of peter?

I'm confused. I though Joe was the chief of police?

>>90669234
I'm not the cross dresser here.

>>90669315
No? He never was, not even in the old seasons. The chief is a recurring character too. Get your Family Lore together.

>>90669286
why didnt painting your face with random cool markings become a cool thing? i mean if someone's gonna dye their hair blue like sasami, why not paint on her forehead mark? i'd love that.

What was that head thing?

Pointless Simpsons appearance.

Space isn't actually cold, you know.

>>90669315
Family Guy doesn't really care about continuity.

Simpsons BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNCuCo-AWwE

funny

>>90669345
>Space isn't actually cold, you know.
Then what is it?

>>90669336
i think it's because joe has made a bunch of press conferences as if he ran the police.

Is it me or was that "rotoscop heads over a movie clip" thing really fucking lazy?

>>90669350
Actually it kind of does. At least more than Zombie Simpsons. The writers remember basic shit.

>>90669380

Nothing. Theres no air. No temperature at all.

>>90669387

Not the first time they've lazily used a Naked Gun joke verbatim. Or Airplane!

Lol get it? They're all horrible people

Quagmire joke was kinda funny.

Didn't Joe not give credit to Peter before for the special olympics?

>>90669452
correct
interestingly, the same goes for the sun's corona. it's stupidly hot, hotter than the core even (or at least way hotter than the top two layers), but it's so not-dense it's super difficult for the particles to actually hit you enough to warm you at all.
of course there's other shit like radiation and whatnot that can still hit you

>>90669487
Yes

Joe's an ass

>>90669452

I forget what the first time was

Is this one of the rare episodes where Peter isn't a complete retard and walking gag destroying the mood?

jesus that sounds like a robot chicken parody sketch movie.

>>90669517
It was.

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>>90669487
Anon, you can't possibly be suggesting that FG reuses old jokes ad nauseam to make up for shit writing. Surely.

>>90669286
>TFW lipstick fetish

nananananananana where the hoo-ood aaat
where's the hoooood, where's it aaat

I hate how they feel the need for the characters explain the funny thing they do as they do it.

>>90669568
But they're so self-aware!!!!!

hey you guys remember when commercials were kind of fun?
i find it hard to imagine that funniest-videos in 10 years is going to look back on today and make clips of the funniest commercials. they'd have to settle for puppymonkeybaby

How many times have Brian endangered Stewie?

>>90669511

Among others:

Pretty much all of 'Airport 07'
Brian doing the "Pinnochio nose" gag
Some guy in the crowd yelling "Its Enrico Palozzo!"

well that's the last we'll ever see kevin

>at least he's talking again
remember when people couldnt understand stewie talking? ... honestly, I don't. I don't remember that

>>90669640
Why?

that was cute

I can't tell if modern Chris is supposed to be a genius

Oh shit, nostalgia blow.

wow they had to work really hard to make this animation look crummy enough to be halfway authentic
still not really working, but i'm a sucker for those old family guy retro commercial type gags. i don't care how uncreative they are

>>90669661
Chris is one of the few in the family can understand Stewie.

>>90669661
Brian has always been able to understand Stewie and as of later seasons so can Chris.

holy shit, what chris tried worked?
>20 year old 3rd Rock from the Sun joke
k

>>90669669
>>90669725
guess we have our answer

>Vaporub sack
holy shit that distracted me hardcore from that whole 'we really need to stop making sports already' thing I was previously thinking about

holy shit, 8-dollar large pizzas at pizza hut? is stuffed crust still just a buck extra? because... i think i know what i want for my birthday

that entire Last Man episode i fucking forgot steenbergen is deading

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>>90669815
happy birthday anon

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>Chris goes and steals a baby thinking "it's a room with free people"
>the very next moment, he's talking in detail about the dangers of concussions and the research regarding such

There is no consistency at all in this show. Not even in the same god damn scene.

How to make a pitch for a show for FOX that will surely get picked up.

>Stupid Husband and Bitch wife with family consisting of no more then 3 and no less than 2 kids that gets into CUH-RAZY misadventures

>Dated Movie references galore

>One of the children is smarter than almost everyone

>Continuity? What's that?

>Always, always reach for the low hanging fruit. This is FOX we're talking about.

>Mouthpiece character is the best forever, even when he/she isn't

>Explain your joke. The audience is too stupid to figure out your genius. Alternatively, extend/repeat your joke to the point of not being funny in a classic case of "ha ha get it?!"

>CUTAWAYS CUTAWAYS CUTAWAYS!

>Non sequiturs are funny u guise

>Use memes in a last ditch effort to stay relevant.

Follow these steps and you too can have your very own show that no one asked for.

Well, the night is over for me.

Simpsons was great.
Live action was meh.
FG was slightly above average.
News is about a bunch of snow that I won't get, so who cares.

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I missed Family Gore. What's the consensus of tonight's episode

ima go back to my flippity-floppity-floo

>>90669856
in about 6 months
i also get as my other present being forced to wear a suit and go to a stupid terrible wedding my sister is having even though her whole life she's been all nonconformist. she decided to be normal in the one way that i hate.

>>90669860
remember that time he tried to claim marijuana was harmful? the fuck was that

>>90669860

The writers don't care anymore, characters have no personality beyond "what the plot needs it to be"

>>90669860
>>90670020
But that's fitting for Chris. If it was any other character you may have had a point

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Why does Tandy still have the fake eyebrows on?

>>90670041
i was saying this several episodes ago but now i'm not sure how quickly eyebs grow or don't.. i had an EKG at a shitty clinic that didnt have the sticky pads so they shaved a few holes in my chest hair, and it's been like 3 weeks and the shit is still stubble.. maybe eyebrows take months to grow back?

wait have they all forgotten about the drone?

i like that theyre planning out how to get rid of the two boring characters
that said, australia is where you go to die, even in today's day

>>90666520
>Obob

>>90670201
>obbo
some people think of that as an ethnic slur
i say abbreviations aren't allowed to count any more than they count in scrabble

HE'S DEAD

Yeah, I saw that coming.

Oh for god's sake. That was so predictably goofy.

Tandy is get everyone killed.

>killing off two characters in 3 episodes

wow great moves

it's weird, I was expecting that, but I wasn't expecting that.
i literally looked away for a second and he dropped to the ground like a stone?

I knew it was coming and I still laughed

Tandy is a menace to everybody.

the fuck was that snatter claus thing a commercial for

What else could you expect from a jap pilot?

>>90670282
they can't REALLY let steenbergen die like that can they?
>>90670314
>it turns out to be a reverse tom goes to the mayor situation, this is hell and tandy's the devil

Bones looks like she gained about 50 pounds.

HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD

>>90670331
that actually took me a second
theyre gonna get their asses handed to them for that

Tandy knows exactly what he's doing, isn't he?

Getting people killed on purpose.

>>90670282
Wiig's gonna replace Gail.

Mark's gonna someone magically show up to replace Lewis. Mark will die somehow.

Melissa will end up killing Todd.

Tandy IS the last man on earth.

>>90670402
How many people has Tandy purposefully killed though? Phil II wasn't his fault

>>90670331

Kek

>>90670440
He gave him appendicitis. idfk

who the fuck puts shrimp into a sandwich

>>90670440
>>90670402
He killed Will Ferrell

oh fuck yes

RATE THE EPISODES

RATE THE EPISODES

RATE THE EPISODES

Tandy needs to stop trying to please people. He's doing a really shitty job of it.

>>90670673
see:
>>90669887

Saw that coming too. Of course Gail wasn't dead.

Possibly fucked up though.

>>90670673

Simpsons was meh
Family Guy was meh
Bob's Burgers was ok
>implying I watch live action

News: we're all going to die tomorrow night into Tuesday due to snow.

Gene and the Chocolate Factory 9/10
The Shaversons 7/10
Making Hysteria 8/10
Lethal Peter 6/10
Last Flight on Earth 7/10

News:
Rape Awareness Walk
Can Trump's make a deal on replacing Obamacare?
Former NFL player joins the local police department

>>90670754

Snow for you too, huh? Where do you live?

>>90670533
seriously. it's bizarre to me how many popular seafood dishes basically amount to "Take expensive ingredient, treat it like you would a frankfurter"

>>90670762
could you do me a favor and shoot your local news
you can come hide over here til the heat's off

>>90670807

Couple hours away from Philadelphia

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>>90670841
It's Austinistan. And I'm already in the process of moving away.

>>90670881

Oof, you're in the thick of it.

I'm stuck right on the edge. Again.

>>90670354
where you been? that bitch GOT HUGE!

>>90670478

Did he convince them to do the surgery? If so he's responsible