Star Vs The Forces of Evil

>>90657427
first post for star is a C U C K

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she's a businessman not a creator

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>>90657427
>Has anyone of you ever had a friend as cool as Star?

There's only one correct answer.

No.

>>90657427

>cool

star is a dork in every sense of the word

but she's a fun dork

>>90657792
Everyone loves Star! She's cooler than you!

what if you walked into your kitchen one morning and star was there wearing your shirt and nothing else

>>90657427
No, and I will never have.
I'll just have to live on this dirty planet, in this gray city and never have positive emotions whilst outside of the solitary confinement of my mind.

>>90657892
Thats sorta hot

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>>90657892

>>90657892
Uhh, there will be so much organizational problems, I'll have to address the police about missing child and will probably be sent to prison for kidnapping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

>>90658017

To get away from your ugly ass face

>>90658017
Because she was very cross with this side.

>>90658017
Because FUCK YOU that's why.

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>>90658017
Because at the end of the season there needs to be a sudden turn of events.

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Post Ludos.

>>90658099
Why does Hekapoo have such a plush middle?

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>>90658017
Because THE VILLAIN ROSE UP FROM BEHIND THE JESTER'S CROSS

>>90658154
To make punching her in the gut so satisfying

>>90658150
By the way... There are arts of star-toffee hybrids... Are there Star-Ludo hybrids?
I know I'm going to regret it!

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>>90658150

>>90657892
I would make her give me back my shirt and tell her to stop beign a slut, queens are supposed to behave properly

>>90658225
I like this

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>>90658150

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I really want a fanart parody of the sleepover episode, but r63, with Marcia trying to impress Jack.

>>90658225
Adult Marco looks oddly...calm. Like he looks high.

>>90657892
...
How do I feel?
What do I say?
In the end it all goes away.
...
So I just sit in my desolate room.

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How would the wand look like if you touched it?

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>>90658150
being ludo is suffering

though now he's not even being ludo anymore

>>90657892
I would say she would never see it coming, but a sledgehammer is hard to ignore

https://youtu.be/rxgWHzMvXOY

>>90657892
call the police

Star reminds me of myself 13 years ago. Obsessed with sailor moon, long blonde hair, live in So Cal, last name Johansen. Annoying yet friendly. Lazy too. She is very relatable.

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>>90657892
I would punch her in the stomach and tell her that I love her

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Don't mind me, I'm simply here to troll saucefags who can't into Google search in the year 2017.

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>>90658374
sure, but not as adorable

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>>90658393
Good thing I'm not a paedo.

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Are there really girls like Star out there? Where do I find such a QT?

>>90658374
is you aren't a girl you weren't star

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Gee, I sure hope these threads don't devolve into "tfw no gf", blogposting and other /soc/ shit.

>>90657892
Don't just stand there bitch, make me some nachos.

>>90658298
High on sex "drug"

>>90658512
Man, all those cheating sex he had with Jackie and Heckapoo on the down low must be tiresome

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>>90658480
What's your Skype?

>>90658374
Do you have a boyfriend?

>>90658571
I have a husband. Star, in all her weirdness, has hope.

>>90657892
Now I have to disinfect my shirt because of bugs.

>>90657427
Has anyone of you ever had a friend ?

>>90658374
But did you get cucked too

>>90658708
only darkness is my friend

>we still don't know why Dokidoki by Puffy Amiyumi is in the season 1 OST

>>90658624
Why are all the best girls taken so early?

>tfw my friend with long blonde hair, blue eyes, loved Sailor Moon while I liked Jackie Chan adventures, goofy and well meaning, very close and she gave me confidence to do more things....stopped talking to me/avoided me at school after I confessed I liked her when we were 14. Now I realize she didn't like me like that and couldn't deal with the awkwardness afterward.

>>90658754
I think the person who uploaded it was either just fucking around or is dumb enough to think someone looking for the star vs ost would totally want to hear that

it's an unofficial video made by a fan; no deeper reason than that

>>90658820
OR IS IT?

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>>90658445
Oh god. Somebody capped me? I'm kinda proud.

You don't get this high of a power level overnight lads.

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>>90658708
Not me!

>>90658719
MANNA IS STILL ALIVE

>>90657892
eggs

Had a friend who was painfully similar to Star and in some ways looked like her. I ended up getting really drunk with her playing video games one night and we ended up making out, and sleeping together.

Being a Mexican, and in love/dating with another girl at the time, you can see the parallels of this series and why at some moments in the show it's hard for me to watch because it makes me feel like shit that I was basically cheating on my gf for a weekend with this friend who I'd known for a few years.

If I wasn't already in what I consider to be a pretty fucking perfect relationship I would have been all over that like Marco was on Hekkapoo's hekkapoos.

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>>90658714

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>>90658852
HE COMES

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>>90658480
Gee thats actually marginally better than cuckposting.

Anyone want to get the Cinnamon gang back together?

STOP

STOP WITH YOUR REAL LIFE ROMANTIC HAPPENINGS

STOP POSTING YOUR HISTORY OF LOVE

What if Star comes back in 16 years and 30 year old Marco is essentially living Sensei's life?

The relationship with Jackie never lasted, he has no friends and he runs Sensei's old dojo which still exists primarily because Jeremy goes there and pumps money into it.

>>90658872
Well, at least you enjoyed your friend.

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cute and perfect time?

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>>90658910
>forever alone cuckposter has had enough.jpg

>>90658927
>wings barely peeking out on the back
it's the attention to detail that I love in fan art.

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>>90658754
>>90658820
All this time I was sure it was unreleased part of official soundtrack.
What about "I Don't Wanna" song?

>>90658910
No one has posted anything though.

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>>90658763
Sorry to hear that, anon.

>>90658957
Yes they have

>>90658910
Anon, I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me.

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Between Friends updated

They're having sex

>>90658910
Oh don't you dare to bait like this

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Would you a Jackie?

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>>90658849
It was well deserved.

>>90659020
that's fucking cp

>>90659032
No, not my type

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>>90658445
yeah. I self-insert as an OC. an orphaned mewni peasant, turned knight, assigned as Star's bodyguard on earth. Monsters killed his parents, so he is extremely prejudiced against them.

Despite being close in age (he's sixteen), this character doesn't like Star at all, and doesn't usually go on adventures with her or Marco. He and Star have an understanding, she doesn't tell on him for not doing his job as a bodyguard, and he doesn't tell Moon about her shenanigans. for most of S1 and S2 he just gorges himself on earth pleasures (TV, internet, games, non-corn-based foods) and hangs out with Angie and Raphael. He goes to school, but doesn't like it since he's an illiterate peasant, so he skips class to hang out with Oskar. Later in the season, he starts to respect Star, and wants to help her become a great queen. No shipping with star though, he sees her as like a younger sister.

>>90658950
If you didn't hear it or some variation of it in the show (and it's an already existing song), you can be pretty sure it's not part of the soundtrack

the guy who composes it tends to do it only after the animation and everything else is already done (exception are episodes like Face the Music when there are songs with lyrics), just a couple weeks before we see it ourselves.

there's no scenario where some random Japanese song was intended to be part of the soundtrack

>>90659032
Totally.

>>90659032
I am horribly, almost bigot-level, prejudiced against girls with piercings beyond one on each ear

>>90659032
Nah, she's too young.

And if you wait for her to get older or she was just magically older, she's the type that would end up getting fatter.

>>90659032
no

>>90658885
>>90658852
Nearly 10 minutes on a Sunday. He must be losing his touch.

>>90657427
it's rare to see artwork that doesn't make Marco look completely hispanic. People seem to always forget he's only half mexican and make him full on brown spic

>>90659075
That's a good stance to take.

If she has piercings then there's a good chance she also has some trashy looking tattoo as well.

>>90658852
What is that supposed to be?

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Reminder that this is canon

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>>90659044
Only if you're Russian.

>>90659069
Sometimes music is composed for the show, but ends up unused in the final draft. I know this probably isn't the case here in this particular case, but it happens.

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Brittney is endgame!

>>90659106
I thought Angie was Hispanic too.

>>90659141
>Only if you're Russian.
what

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>>90658885
>>90659099
It was scientifically proven long ago that humanposting is fair game.

>>90659032
Sure.

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>>90658927

>>90659141
That's why I said "some variation" of it

Since the show tends to use certain themes for characters, situations, etc., and when there's music that wasn't used the composer puts it up on his blog anyway

>>90659138
I wish she opened her eyes to see how much of a cuck Star was at that moment.

>>90659149
Volpe confirmed Angie is white

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>>90659145
It's Called Britco, and yes, She will be The victor at the end

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>>90657427
I try to be the real life equivalent of Star for my friends, minus the autism and cuckoldry. So basically very optimistic.

I've been that way far before the show existed and I wouldn't recommend it. It's all I've become - I'm a two dimensional person only capable of an endless stream of mediocre jokes while I rot on the inside.

So Toffee is just a nickname given to him by Moon when they were on friendly terms before they fought, right? He's just using it as his alias?

>>90657892

>yeah you can keep that

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>>90658268
r63 sleepover episode would just be marcia getting gangraped

>>90659020
>They're having sex

Whew, I almost believed you that Area updated.

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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

>>90659184
If this is a romantic comedy manga we'll have several pages extolling the sexual appeal of hugs.

>ironghast
The name...brings out something in me. I don't know what.

>>90659171
You underestimate the power of his autism.

>>90659056
>>90659078
>>90659084
Homosexuals

>>90659138
Everyone focuses on Star during that moment, but how screwed up does Marco have to be to not let go of his best friend's hand while he makes out with his girlfriend?

>>90659145
Every girl that went to Marco's party wanted the Diaz, even the one who had a boyfriend.

>>90658265
why is this cute

it shouldnt be cute but it is

I just want ludo to be happy

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>>90659160
In Russia distributing or storing drawn CP gets you in the same legal trouble as live-action CP. Or so I heard, I'm not a lawyer.

>>90659131
Oh you sweet child. You really don't know do you?

>>90658225

Star and Marco always depicted as having a daughter

but what if zelda was a boy

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>>90658393
k I'll bite

You got a source for that anon? google doesn't bring up anything

>>90659259
it's called doing something in the heat of the moment. You tend to forget what's going on around you when that happens.

>>90659238
>Hispanic girl getting fucked by three guys and a horse

Pretty sure I've seen that before

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>>90658268
How would the night go Down?
A male Sleepover with Marcia trying to act sexy to impress Jack?

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Here's a cute fission from one of the fusion threads.

>>90659259
Marco also kinda screwed up by immediately looking for Star and leaving his girlfriend he had just kissed.

He probably remedied that with lots of kisses in the next song, as long as he's not too distracted by the exploding billboard.

>>90658763

>Why are all the best girls taken so early?

you answered your own question

>>90658268
>Marcia wearing nothing but a large tee, trying to give Jack glimpses of her cleavage

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>>90659149
Raphael is from Mexico and speaks with a Mexican accent. We don't know where Angie is from or what her maiden name is. She speaks with an American accent, and doesn't ever speak Spanish (except in fanart). From the book, Raphael met Angie in Ohio (a very white state in the North Eastern United States), which may or may not be her birthplace.

>>90659032
too old

>>90658225
Why do they keep drawing their offspring with dark skin even though she'd only be 1/4 Mexican?

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>>90659231
>tfw I was the equivalent of star
>tfw even experienced the cucking
the suffering never ends

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>>90659296
in marcos dreams

>>90659317

Wow

>>90659360
Maybe Mewnian's white skin genes are totally recessive

>>90659364
>Star eventually becomes a NEET who shitposts on CornChan on Mewni.

I can't imagine a worse fate.

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>>90659231
>not being the rl equivalent of star not minus anything except for the optimism because you're not a child anymore
get on my level scrub

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>>90659231
Before the end of this season I would have expected the show to go either way on whether "Toffee" was his real name or not-- we didn't know enough to know if that would be normal on Mewni, but he also never said it himself either. But the fact that Moon and Glossaryck both called him that in his recent appearances (and that wanted poster from the book listing "Toffee of Septarsis" like a full name, with no other aliases) makes me think it literally is his name.

Moon I could understand still calling him that if that was the name he gave her in the past, but Glossaryck too? I would have expected the real name to be used then, to psych him out or something.

But then I really like the weirdness of that apparently being his actual name so I dunno.

>>90659398
Aren't all royalty basically NEETs?

>>90659398
The idea of royalty shitposting on one of the basest websites makes me laugh a lot.

It's like the Queen calling you a rubbish fop at a CSI game.

>>90659289
Because Butterfly women seem to only have daughters if you haven't noticed. and it's a matriarchal kingdom

>>90659360
It doesn't take much mud to make pure water turn brown.

>>90659360
because marco has strong dominant genes

>>90659364
Did you cuck yourself like Star did or did it happen the usual way?

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>>90658150

>>90659458
Today's royalty are but back in the day royalty actually had to do actual governing, the competent ones anyway.

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>>90659254

>>90659398

Oh, I can think of worse >>90659454

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>>90659364
Hang in there, anon. Statistically, something good has to happen eventually, as long as you don't actively stop trying.

>>90659398
She's probably a fucking tripfag.

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>>90659463
Moon has a brother

>>90659458
I guess king/queen count as a job

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>>90658624
>>90658763

If you're a woman, you don't have to worry too much about finding a guy. Just take care of yourself and the odds are in your favor.

Guys on the other hand typically have to step it up if they want to be with somebody, especially a lot of these anons that want to be with a girl like star. They tend to be in high demand, every girl I know like this has either a bf, 4+ orbiters or a combination of both.

>>90659467
but that is not analogous to genetics

>>90659461
Imagine it the other way around.

She slips into chanspeak while acting as Queen/Princess.

>>90659282
Royal secret, one last to tell
Our prince is under true love's spell

Who is the girl in the Earthly attire?
The princess of the prince's deepest desire?
I don't need to show it, I think we all know it
But just to be certain, I'll say it again

Prince Butterfly is in love with his best friend
(And her name is Marquesa Diaz)

>>90659495
Actually, only the tip top few had to work. All their relatives were lazy as SHIT, with no internet to entertain them. Working was seen as insulting, even. Being NEETs all their lives is why you see them make terrible, nonsensical decisions - they had perspective. Kind of like Star.

>>90659526
I'm not sure what responsibilities a modern king/queen have. In Australia when you want to make laws the Queen's representative had the 'final say' in the sense that the rep's stamp is needed for the law to finally be law but the rep or the queen had had no say in the building of the law.

I suppose "keeping up appearances" is a responsibility? But Prince Phillip is apparently a racist nut and Prince Harry a Nazi, so you can just have absolute garbage of royal siblings as long as the monarch you're relatively okay

>>90659564

>Marquesa
>Not Marcia

What's wrong with you

>>90659589
*they had NO perspective.
Whoops.

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>>90659317
That's pretty cool.
I always felt like Star was overdesigned, and all her fusions look like mess.

>>90659621
Star would look so dull with any of her design features removed.

>>90659317
If you defuse (fiss?) Marco, will you have a red ghostie

>>90658017
to ask out the rooster

by rooster she means star

>>90658268
>sleepover episode, but r63
How would that work? Guys' sleepovers are pretty much just playing vidya and eating junk food until 6 am.

>>90659617
A name from thread's past. Apparently Marquesa is supposed to be the closer Spanish equivalent to Marco.

>>90659646
I don't know, we've been surviving well without the cactus headband.

>>90659495
ministers did most of the governing. very few royals were as hands-on as the famous ones that history remembers.

what if star liked to drink nectar from flowers

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>>90659398
It's a terrible life
I'm not preppy and happy anymore either, I'm dead inside
>>90659488
Same sort of way
Had a best friend I had crush on (and who admitted after she was in a relationship that she had a crush on me at that time), and pushed her to go date a guy. Now they're married and I'm a lonely fuck.

>>90659531
Yeah, I asked my husband out when we were 16. We're 25 now. He was a chubby acne face nerd who was funny and I had a crush on. You all have hope, as long as you don't ONLY care about yourself. Seems to be an issue people run into on 4chan. I started visiting the site daily when I was 15. 4chan doesn't mean you are destined to fail at love, just that you are either twisted or enjoy forced anonymity.

I've only watched a couple of episodes. Explain these cuck posts.

>>90659564
she's black?

>>90659696
No. Watch the rest of the episodes, you'll get it.

>>90659696
>explain these cuck posts
Keep watching, it's actually spoiler territory

>>90659677
I'll show her how to drink nectar from a flower.

>>90659696
The MC canonically is a cuckcake

Does Star have hearts on her buttcheeks too?

Do they have schools in Mewni?

>>90659745
no.

but her anus is shaped like a heart just like the laser puppies.

>>90659745
Her asshole is heart shaped

>>90659682
Why are you so stupid, Anon?

You go after the things you want, you don't give them to someone else.

>>90659745
Ask Tom

>>90659745
And above her vagina, sure, why not

>>90658512
Flunitrazepam?

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>>90659767
>>90659763
>>90659772
Good taste lads

>>90659763
>>90659767
heart-shaped-assmind

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>>90659259
The way Jackie is positioned it seems like she was the one that initiated the kiss.

She probably needed something to make him stop spending the entire concert singing with Star.

>>90657892
Curse myself for not putting mothballs in the closet.

>>90659282
Yep. Even porn with ponies can be considered CP even though they are not humans.
The scale of this paedo-hysteria is unfathomable.

>>90659696
It all started when Star got friendzoned. Now everyone wants to say they're Marco.

How much of Star's body is buglike?

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>>90659682
I've struck out 4 times over the last couple months and didn't bother with one.

I tried being more and more casual and comfortable about it as time went on, but two of them just dropped me without any word and one just straight up shut me down. I don't mind being told no, I'm more mature than that, but some were just rude and I see them all on a daily basis.

That might've been it - like I said before, I'm pretty two dimensional and I think they realize that. One of these days I'm going to go to /fit/ then pick up a hobby and be set. You should do the same.

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>>90659696
You'll find out its highly exaggerated and mostly just memesters. There is no real "cucking".

Apparently a love triangle is cucking now. Just ignore the cuckposters, they have trouble formulating their arguments, or they're willing trolls.

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>>90659696
Don't listen to people who say there isn't cucking - there's a scene where the character literally holds the hand of their crush while they have "the kiss" moment. It's worse since it's really the result of their own actions.

Not gonna say who or how since you should stop being a wee little shit and just watch the show. It's painful but we love it.

>>90659032
10 years ago I'd have been all over that. 8 years ago maybe, but I'm old now.

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>>90658393
Alright I'm done playing games anon's.

I better get a source for this or I'll shoot my dick off

>>90659802
>She probably needed something to make him stop spending the entire concert singing with Star.
I was positively feeling awkward that Jackie was completely left out of the Marco and Star Perfect Lipsync Duet for a while. I was just saying to myself "Marco what are you doing Jackie's literally right there"

Thankfully the kiss happened or I might have considered Marco's crush to Jackie utterly impossible

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>>90659564
>Be me
>Watching Show about Penguins to drown out the Noise of my parents perpetual fucking
>Bard lady walks in demanding to see my Bestie and Wingman
>he bails on me And i have to sit there listening to Her song for 4 hours straight
>finally Convince him to give in to the Damn song before i Go Crazy
>Song day arrives
>Spent An Hour to Find a good Dress
>had to sit With The royal familly Since they belive their son has been "Tasting my Guacamole" for a while now
>hope My BF Never finds out about this
>Go with a smile on my Face trying to Cheer up My bestie on his song Day
>Mfw They reveal Secrets about the book
>Mfw one last secret
>We are Boo'ed away by the crowd
>See the king Angry at Comet because he Screwed up Royaly
>He Has a crush on me
>Can't Go with him and betray my Boyfriend
>Can't Deny him and Act like a Bitchy friend
>He Bails on us AGAIN
>I think Earth is a pretty Cool Place

Sometimes you cant win, Right Marcia?

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HOL UP

>>90659696
Someone gets cucked.

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>>90659803
>>90659815

>>90659823
I want a dominant Prince Marco and I hate that there isn't any

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>>90659769
I fucked up and I've been regretting it for 5 years
i had a crush on her bf at one point too

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>>90659032
I know a chick who is JUST like her. Sandy hair, California type, super chill, thicc. Not really into her in any way more than distant friend, but yeah I'd be down if circumstances happened that way.

>>90659694

just go out and get to know people is probably the best advice you can give anybody

a lot of the >tfw no gf crowd are the ones that are either neets or ones that wake up, go to school/work, don't talk to anyone and repeat

>>90659694
>as long as you don't ONLY care about yourself
oh welp

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>>90659660
That isn't even a real spic name.

>>90659898
Marcia is such a QT. Jack is way too good for her - she keeps bailing on him to go to her other friend(boy) in the middle of their time together.

>>90659078
>she's the type that would end up getting fatter
>constantly physically active
BASED
ON
WHAT

If anything she's gonna becoe one of those thick instagram hos that don't ever have to actually get naked on camera to make bank but may have to whore themselves to gross middle eastern oil billionaires.

>>90659032

sure

she's with marco so her standards can't be that high

>>90660049
Log off the computer Jeremy

>>90660047
>BASED
>ON
>WHAT

Body type. She'll put on pounds pretty fast once she gets into her 20s.

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>>90659992
don't be that guy anon.

You telling me that if someone - let's say a little girl with all the heart in the world - dropped her ice cream cone in front of you, you wouldn't slide her a dollar for some more?

you'd have to be a genuine, absolute sociopath, diagnosed and everything, to not have empathy for anyone else.

>>90660033
>Love Sentence concert
>Marcia stands in the middle while Comet and Jackie stand on either side and hold her hands
>Waifish boy compared to a guy with an athletic surfer bod
Comet would get self-conscious and walk out before the kiss even happens.

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>>90660111

>Implying body type matters

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>>90658322

>>90660115
>You telling me that if someone - let's say a little girl with all the heart in the world - dropped her ice cream cone in front of you, you wouldn't slide her a dollar for some more?

Not that guy but her ice cream is not my problem. I'd honestly just walk away. If she's that small she has to have a parent nearby to do that shit for her.

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>>90660111
>body type matters more than actions taken to maintain a level of fitness

>>90658322

Depression

>>90660115
>you wouldn't slide her a dollar for some more?
No I wouldn't.

A dollar's worthless for good ice creams in Australia. Two at the very least, or 3.80 for a some gay time.

Also I took that post as saying I mustn't place myself as number one and to be honest I'd sacrificed what I thought as my strongest friendships due to laziness

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>>90660180
dude. you might actually die alone. have some cute.

>>90658298
It's what most adults do when they grow up. They mellow out

Post sad things

>>90660227
Maybe but it's looking unlikely right now.

Like I said, I wasn't the guy you originally replied to, I've never had a problem getting girls when I wanted a relationship and I'm in year 8 of my current relationship.

I just replied to point out that your test was dumb and flawed.

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Post some comfy original OST's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK2Hw8QEmcA

>>90660262
This is only the 14th day after the finale aired.

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>>90660262

>>90660135
Boy Star just needs to show off her money and royalty more.

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>>90660262

>>90660262
Weird Al, a famous singer, didn't sing in his guest role

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>>90660262
part 1

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>>90660262

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>>90660287
Holy fuck Anon.....

>>90659658
Exactly that but now girl marco gets peer pressured into putting out for everyone there.

Her friends still are still pretty chill and nice though so she comes out of it feeling kinda weird but not horrible emotionally damaged.

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>>90660325
>>90660262

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>>90660308
It isn't sad anymore now that we know that Marco would never do something like that

>>90660262
We have exhausted all the discussion potential from the "Lore Book" a week after its release date.

>>90660332
Is that puddle tears or piss and tears?

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>>90660262
>>90660308

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>>90660262

>>90659925
drag queens are typically dominant. traps are typically submissive.

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>>90660262

>>90660358
Not to Star anyway.

But he'd definitely do it to Jackie.

God, Marco is a bad boyfriend.

>>90660314
When was Weird Al on the show?
Gravity Falls made the same mistake; only Wander over Yonder got it right.

>>90660115
Of course I'll walk away. If I interact with a small child that is not related to me and without parents approval I might just get in the slammer for being a pedophile.

>>90660227
Did you forget the world we're living in now? You don't communicate with stranger's children unless you have a prison-rape fetish.

>>90660388
Yeah I want something that's against the fucking type

I want some tag:josou seme in my Princess Marco H

>>90659660
at least make it mariposa

come on dude, its like pottery

>>90660111
I bet you think you're fat "cuz genetics".

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>>90660421
That one with the magician on Sensei's birthday

>>90660115
>giving a fuck about people you aren't invested in
>financially
>slipping kids cash
Wew lad. There is no reason the self cannot come first. The self can and does enjoy the company of others. Putting your needs first just means you aren't spooked. It doesn't mean you cannot address others needs or anything like that.

>>90660379
>You'll never have a qt autistic Aryan daughter to take care of

>>90660428
avalonX did something where princess marco has a very Dr. Frank-N-Furter (from Rocky Horror Picture Show) vibe, but I don't have it.

>>90660409
>not dogging the boys (girl)
He's pretty good actually. If Star wasn't a cuck that was into him things would be peachy.

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>>90660262
theres no /sveg/ discord to make friends from when the threads are down or banned

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>>90660262
/

>>90660379
The show would be way more interesting if Star was still just a crazy girl who thought she was magic.

>>90657427

If I had a friend as cool as Star I wouldn't be here with you losers.

I love you all, you hateful autistic neckbeards

>>90660314
yeah. a big waste.

>>90660379

can I find all these somewhere ?

>>90660262
I have wasted 14 days posting on these threads.

>>90660492

I don't know Anon, I heard Neo-nazism is in vogue now, you probably have a chance

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>>90660522
make one then
I'd hang out on it for sure

>>90660560
http://daronnefcy.com/tagged/comics

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>>90660548
Neither would the rest of us.

We love you too Anon.

Post more crossdressing Marco/rule 63 Marco.

>>90660598

xoxo

>>90660522
>make friends
People who make friends on the internet astound me to this day. I've seen it happen though. I've even seen people hook up. It's just a really weird feeling for me.
>making friends with /sveg/
>not hiding your power level among 'friends'
See the whole thing makes no sense at all.

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>>90660548
The thing is you will never have that friend
You beautiful bastard, we love you and we are Proud of you

>>90660409
>Marco is a bad boyfriend.
What if Star were the gf?

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>>90660588
>exposed shoulders

>>90660648

What if Marco was the gf

>>90660522
Discords are literally just a place where a bunch of people come to shitpost and nothing else
It is basically just like this place but EVERYONE is a namefag

>>90660369
So Jackie is an evil robot?

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>>90660453
Better?

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>>90660657
He already is

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>>90660611
>>90660657
Her name is Marcia, And she is a missunderstood Bad Girl

>>90660710
lol is marco trans? XDD

>>90660710
Just post more.

>>90660657
marco is the cutest gf.

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/sveg/ please answer this VERY IMPORTANT poll

https://www.strawpoll.me/12516763

>>90660588
hmmmmm

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>>90660537
I wouldn't like it because it would make my fictional lizard husband less real than he already is. actually i'm sure he wouldn't exist in that version

(also just feels less creative than what we have now)

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>>90660522
Wait, what happened to the old one?

haaang on, it's still there!

>>90660710
Now it just needs a Jojo edit.

>>90660724
>>90660710
>>90660705
>>90660657
I hope she gets a new dress in season three. the st.olga's one is cute and all but she needs some variety.

maybe a nice tight red one.

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>>90660718
Even while beign ironic, you disgust me

>>90660720

>>90660616
Check the whole blog to get them all because she doesn't tag everything

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>>90660611
How about both?

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>>90660421
>only Wander Over Yonder got it right
There was one other show that had a good Weird Al guest spot

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>>90660624
I've made a few irl friends off of 4chan, and a couple off of other sites
it is what it is

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>>90660522
Can we have another one of these? I forgot the website

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I love them. Jackie and Marco are just too adorable together.

>>90659992
What I meant by that is you can prioritize yourself, just have an investment in helping other people succeed or find happiness as well. 10 years with my husband taught me when to compromise and when to put my foot down.
I have just noticed after using 4chan for 10 years as well, is many anons truly do not give a fuck if everyone around them lives or dies, and for these people, I cannot help them and I don't have hope for them.

>>90660750
wait there is?

why does no one ever mention it

>>90660789
that could be fun but idk what it is too

>>90660791
Sweet and Flawless

>>90660784
>off 4chan
Fucking how. I don't understand you people. First it's about heavy anonimity. Second, why shit where you eat?

>>90660409
It's because he's a spaghetti monster and Jackie is his first gf while simultaneously being more deeply (and platonically) attached to Star. He has to check on his sister when she's acting uncharacteristically forlorn, but being socially awkward he doesn't understand that he should excuse himself before doing so.

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>>90660624
>having IRL friends
don't be so stupid.

>>90660732
One already exists.

>>90660769
>There was one other show that had a good Weird Al guest spot
Johnnie Bravo?

>>90660648
I think that would take some getting used to.

Also, depending on whether or not Marco doesn't believe in love or if that was just a throwaway joke line, it could be really, really awkward.

Because you can be in a relationship with mutual infatuation and it'll work decently even if you don't believe in love but if one person loves the other and the other one doesn't believe in love, that's pretty tough to navigate and will lead to all kinds of misunderstandings and drama.

>>90660812
>why does no one ever mention it
When it was mentioned during the mid-s2 hiatus, the post mentioning it is deleted and the anon posting the link was banned.

>>90660812
>>90660789
https://awwapp.com/b/ua4oecxty/

>>90660789
tfw you were popular there but forgot your account

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>>90660588
Holy shit. Is that an edit?

>Wanna smooch my soft little shoulders Anon?

>>90659282
Nope, it only works for distributing it via mass media and sharing, especially public, via social networks. Storing is fine

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>>90660838
Just Re-watched that episode
>holy fuck they did the PPG reboot

>>90660756
i hope marco wears a short skirt and thigh high socks! wouldn't that be funny ha ha

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>>90660791

JLT + MUD


lol
mud

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>>90660624
were you not introduced to the internet at an early age?

its a good place to make friends with similar interests if you spend most of your time on it

>>90660837
>>90660858
is it still decently active?

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Daron's boyfriend (husband?) looks kinda familiar...

>>90659032
>Would you a
GFG achieved, abandon all decks

>>90660916
He's Oskar?

>>90659032
I already am.

Someone should draw Star with a pair fo nu-female glasses, a shirt depicting Moon inside a prohibition sign and the words "fuck the matriarchy".
Also, she could hold a sign saying "Cuck and proud".

>>90660902
>is it still decently active
yes

it's a bit overwhelming for me because i have literally nothing to contribute

>>90660916

Incest

so what exactly do they mean by summer.

are we talking june here or do we have to wait longer then that.

what if star got a big tangle in her hair and it hurt when she tried to brush it

>>90660710
Somehow Marcia looks more manly than Marco. I guess there's some logic in that. Marco makes a convincing girl

>>90660791
Good taste

>>90660978
Australian Summer.

December.

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>I hate when you act like this. It makes me wonder why we're even friends.
>All over a sandwich

Remind me why people ship Starco again?

>>90660960
How does it feel beign the Bottom bitch even without the Dress?

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>>90660985
I'd brush it out and feed her animal crackers while murmuring soft words of encouragement.

>>90661020
A F U C K I N G S A N D W I C H

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>>90661020
They understand that people in relationships don't always agree and that people are bound to have conflicts in real life? It seems like the "Perfect girl crush" Jackie fantasy fags don't seem to understand that real life relationships aren't all puppies and sunshine. They're rewarding, but they take work. Faggot.

>>90660985
It'd be time to whip out the clippers.

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>>90660972
link?