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>Upcoming Releases:
http://www.swbooks.net/updates/release-2017.htm

>Out This Week:
Rebels 3.19: Twin Suns (March 18)

>Rebels 3.18: "Double Agent Droid"
https://mega.nz/#F!GAF3XJrL!Fj3En9Z3z-SV81mu25dW4Q

>Rebels Recon: Double Agent Droid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LJGjPz2RFc

>Download links: (Check here for new Rebels Episodes + Books, Comics, Films, etc)
http://pastebin.com/nWsKtSya

>Canon Guide:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t1KovH_1GYLDTAe3yrleeWiuzwulm670o_anQqr5Rcg/pubhtml

>Legends Recommendation List:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/147N5EgCnZmcPaDYvnGQwl9cn7BhBroFb7mD2C4cmWb0/edit?usp=sharing
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NO MORE WHAT IS SHE POSTING
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Best and only waifu choice
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>>90656330
Who is she?
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>>90656295
Also Poe Dameron #12 (March 15). The OP had the wrong date for a while.
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>"Hey anon, wanna ditch these Jedi losers and go hang out with Vader, Sheev and Tarkin?"
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Will Kenobi finally kill Maul this week, or will he live on long enough to become Snoke?
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>>90656458
Maul is unkillable he will be alive 1000 years from now screaming about how Vader stole his kill.
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>>90656379
Damn right
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Was he, dare I say it, /our guy/?
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>>90656295
The-ra isa no mercy here
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I hope this Screaming Citadel thing is indicative of plans to ship Aphra and Luke, Luke deserves a waifu :c
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>>90656379
She has the best SW comic currently.
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HEY REBELS

EMPIRE HERE
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>Hera brutally murders people because they messed up a junky old obsolete robot she had laying around
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>>90656941
If Michael Vick stole your rescued pet dog to turn it into cagefighter what would you do?
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>>90657007
Nothing, it's Vick's dog now.
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>>90656941
All she did was mess up their data core. It's the Imperials' own fault for having their system set up in a way that that also compromised the fuel cells.
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>>90657031
>stole
>It's his now
Let go of that bike, Tyrone. You're going to jail.
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are you fags finally admitting that the last rebels episode was filler garbage or are you still defending this trash?
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IT'S EASY TO SEE
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>>90657157
I think it was mostly boring filler, but it was ok, and that attempted Disney musical at the end getting shut down was pure fucking gold and totally worth it.

And if you disagree, you probably hate fun.
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>>90656512
Lord's mercy does she have some epic birthing thighs!
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>yfw Maul doesn't actually go up against Kenobi and was just hallucinating the whole time
>yfw Filoni pulls the ol switcheroo and it turns out Maul is fighting a Tusken Raider
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>>90657099
>>>/pol/
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>>90657220
stop posting shitty Salvador Larrocca traces and start posting qt quality drawings
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>>90657220
>big hips
>female
>will hang out with luke

will she be, dare I say it, the birther of Lukes children
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>>90657261
>it's /pol/ to think its ok to kidnap people's dogs and butcher them for money
ok achmed
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>>90657304
he's referring to your pic u mong lmao
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>mfw KENOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

I'm getting flashbacks to when Starkiller II squarked like a Pterodactyl before the duel against Vader in the TFU sequel. Sam Witwer is a fooking legend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPCzUxcn0qc
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>>90657300
We all know she really wants Vaders children.
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>>90657324
>I'm getting flashbacks to when Starkiller II squarked like a Pterodactyl
Without clicking that link, I know exactly what you're talking about.
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>>90657322
thank you for reminding me of Mongoloids, the fourth group of dog-haters after white trash, black gangbangers, and muslims
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>>90656941
Hey, Luke (a Jedi) murdered a whole yacht full of Jabba's guests and guards just because Han"Shoot First"Solo didn't pay off his debts to Jabba.
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>>90657380
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So will Rogue One be the last good Star Wars movie?
We know the main series is gonna be shit and the other spin-offs just don't look promising
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>>90657380
>white trash

Bong here, chavshits love keeping nigger tier dogs for compensating intimidation.
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>>90656295
the star wars universe has the internet right?
space 4chan
space /pol/
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>>90657445
The last good Star Wars movie was Empire
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Daily reminder that Ezra is a buttslut
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>>90657445
>We know the main series is gonna be shit
No we don't

>and the other spin-offs just don't look promising
We barely know anything about the Han film and we don't know what the third spin-off currently is
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>>90657493
The last good Star Wars movie was The Hidden Fortress
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>>90657405
Are you expecting people to feel sorry for "the Vile Gangster Jabba the Hutt" after fucking with the heroes? He's slaving, murdering mafia. Nobody feels sorry for the bandits in Treasure of the Sierra Madre when the Federales come and shoot their asses.

>>90657471
I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about inhuman bastards who torture animals. As far as I'm aware the only people who do this are American white trash, African-American criminals, Muslims in general (dogs are unclean), and the Chinese who butcher them alive for folk medicine.
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>>90657220
Holy moly

Aphra truly does have the hottest body in Star Wars
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>>90657539
WRONG
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>>90657539
>>90657603
double wrong, just off yourselves famalams you can never compete with this thiccness
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>>90657603
I was expecting Krennic, Thrawn, or Tarkin
You got me good
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>>90657501

>The Last Jedi will be feminist propaganda about feminine virtue and toxic masculinity
>Episode IX will be directed by Collin "Jurassic World" Trevorrow

Anon, don't be delusional, we already know it's going to be shit
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>>90657632
That arm looks wrong.
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>>90657632
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>>90657634
>that trio

Imperials make the best Husbandos
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Why do you retards reply to obvious bait?
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>>90657704
>The Last Jedi will be feminist propaganda about feminine virtue and toxic masculinity
Source?

>Episode IX will be directed by Collin "Jurassic World" Trevorrow
And? Jurassic World had great directing. And as a film itself it was far better than the earlier ideas for Jurassic Park 4

>Anon, don't be delusional, we already know it's going to be shit
I'm not delusional, I'm just not jumpring to ridiculous conclusions.
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>>90657603
fools

<---hottest body in Star Wars
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>>90656295
Does anyone care about the rebellion stuff for rebels? Like, Star wars is usually Crime/Mysticism/War, represented by Han, Luke, and Leia, but the part I've always found the least interesting is the rebellions stuff, mainly because Star Wars politics are always either ludicrously rudimentary, or stupidly complex. In Rebels, all I really want is development of the Jedi stuff, development for the main cast, and fun Criminal hijinks. Everything else just feels like runing out the clock until you get to movie stuff
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>>90657160
Sigh...
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>>90657603
WRONG
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>>90657728
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-l9I-YiNo8

This is probably old but I fucking love it.
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>>90657445
Rogue one was garbage, what are you on?
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>>90657790
Yeah these are fucking hilarious

Watched it on my 4k tv. The best part is the cut between Anakin meeting obi-wan, and obi-wan cutting off his limbs on Mustafar. My sides entered orbit
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>>90657809
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>>90657809
Why didn't you like RO?
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>>90657728
this go into my folder
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>>90657238
>Maul wanders through the desert screaming "KENOBIIIII"
>Finds Kenobi, duels him, wins, and gloats as he's about to administer the final blow
>Kenobi disappears, Maul looks around confused
>Maul has been having hunger and heat fueled halucinations for days
>Maul dies of starvation in the middle of the desert and is never found
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>>90657825
>Watched it on my 4k tv
When ya gotta remind everyone you have money and aren't a deadbeat
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>>90657896
Actually it was an open box deal and I was incredibly lucky because some douche opened it and then returned it
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So, watching the Prequel movies and The Clone Wars has led me to some observations and questions.

Evidence pointing to Palpatine as the Sith Lord:
>Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, Yoda and the Jedi Counil knew Maul was a Sith, didn't know if he was master or apprentice. That means there must be another Sith on the loose.
>10 Years pass and they do nothing.
>They knew Dooku was a Sith, ergo there is a still a Sith Master on the loose.
>Palpatine declares emergency powers getting rid of his term limit.
>They just miss running into his Sidious's hologram on Mustafar in "Children of the Force"
>Anakin, Asohka and Obi-Wan's visions on Mortis.
>"Fives" warnings about the inhibitor chips and a plot to destroy the Jedi.
>Yoda's visions on Dagobah and Moraband.

Why couldn't the Jedi sense Palpatine was the Sith Master until the last few weeks of the Clone Wars?
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What are genuine complaints youve heard about Rogue One beyond 'we don't know the characters'
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>>90657929
they probably assumed dooku was the sith all along since he ditched the jedi right after TPM and then fanned the flames of separatism

also remember the jedi keep saying that the influence of the dark side has grown to such a degree lately that they are unable to fully and accurately comprehend the reality of the universe through their connection to the force
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>>90657761
I'm a huge fan of the SW politics. Favorite episode of TCW was Heroes on Both Sides.
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>>90657536
>"the Vile Gangster Jabba the Hutt"

Not really, but Han Solo was no saint. When the Bloods and the Crips shoot each other, who is better?

Lets be real, Han Solo was a scoundrel. He shot Greedo first and would do anything to get ahead. He would have let Leia die in the Death Star unless he found out she was rich. Granted, he does become more noble as the films go on but he kind of deserved it.
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>>90657929
I doubt they wanted to think their leader was a power hungry sith who was setting up the ultimate keikaku

and they were busy with Dorku
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>>90657929
>10 Years pass and they do nothing.
*10 years pass and they have no leads

>They knew Dooku was a Sith, ergo there is a still a Sith Master on the loose.
Until he told Obi-Wan he was the apprentice, they were unsure if he was the master or apprentice

>Palpatine declares emergency powers getting rid of his term limit.
No, Senators vote for him to get emergency powers

>They just miss running into his Sidious's hologram on Mustafar in "Children of the Force"
Keyword there is "miss"

>Anakin, Asohka and Obi-Wan's visions on Mortis.
All of them didn't trust what they'd seen on Mortis

>"Fives" warnings about the inhibitor chips and a plot to destroy the Jedi.
Did you watch that arc? The chips are explained away to them, they don't trust Fives

>Yoda's visions on Dagobah and Moraband.
Yoda knew there was no way to stop what would happen, though I don't think he specifically learned Sidious's identity anyways.

>Why couldn't the Jedi sense Palpatine was the Sith Master until the last few weeks of the Clone Wars?
Because, like they say multiple times, the Dark Side clouds their vision.
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>>90657937
Besides the typical cast-of-ethnics/gurl power shenanigans that tend to crop up nowadays?
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>>90657753

>He doesn't know about the leaks

Episode IX will be just a rehash of another Star Wars story without understanding the universe, aesthetics and narrative of it and will be just a full of explosions blockbuster
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>>90657300
Dad's saber, dad's old pet droid, dad's old stalker, and dad's shoes to fill, won't Luke every have anything but hand-me-downs in his life in the canon?
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>>90658082
This can't be real
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I want to be a backstabbing bastard like Hondo Ohnaka
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>>90658015
I'm not saying Han Solo is a morally pure character, that was never part of the argument, the argument was that Luke was somehow "wrong" for "murdering" all of Jabba's thugs at the battle of Carkoon, AFTER Jabba ignored Luke's third offer of appeasement, AFTER Jabba attempted to kill Luke and all his friends, AFTER Jabba refused Luke's second appeasement, AFTER Jabba kidnapped Leia, AFTER Jabba refused Luke's first offer of appeasement.
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>>90658118
Search your feelings, you know it to be true
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>>90658082
>He doesn't know about the leaks
Oh I know about them, but they're quite obviously fake. Only a complete moron would actually think that that is a real script.

>Episode IX will be just a rehash of another Star Wars story without understanding the universe, aesthetics and narrative of it and will be just a full of explosions blockbuster
If you believe this then there is no hope for you
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why do star wars make the female Jedi look so sexy?

they can't have sex so, are the Jedi just giving people blue balls?
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>>90657937
You know connecting with and having a sense of growth with the characters is a crucial part of film?
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>>90658179
It's a distraction. They're innocent
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>>90657496
That he is, anon. That he is...thankfully.
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>>90657937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc2kFk5M9x4
TL;DR
>It was the greatest Star Wars fan film ever made.
>It was just a bunch of Star Wars "stuff" (ATAT's, Death Star, X-Wings, Mon Cala, "You'll be dead" Guy) mixed in a toy box and a processed to make all the 45 year old fans cum in there pants.
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>>90658179
>they can't have sex
Incorrect, the Jedi are not celibate
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>>90658179
Jedi were not made to be celibate
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>>90658179
They can fuck all they want, but it better be a space hooker because they can't form attachments
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>>90657843
>>90657849
The characters were nothing except for the robot and Donnie Yen. They just shot a bunch of random shit and made a movie from the scraps. Vader scene in his castle was unnecessary, Vader scene at the end could have been done a lot better. Middle planet where Mads was could have been merged into Scarif with little or no story cuts except for angry spaniards boring assassination plotlines. These plotlines were boring(to me) because we get only the shortest explanation for his motivation for them, and 0 for the motivation of his boss, who is just an asshole I guess, we don't get any resolution on who he is, what part in the rebellion he plays, why he's such an extremist, and why, as an extremist, he wants Saw Guerrera, another extremist, dead.

Oh and the fleet battle at the end is so overrated its ridiculous, they just all warp in and fly at each other until they decide to leave. LOGH has more complex space batles, and its just a bunch of rectangles and triangles flying back and forth until one of the sides is dead.
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>>90658179
Why'd that bitch steal Anakin's saber tho?
Then again, Grievous must have made replicas both Anakin's and Obi's saber as you can see here. I'm sure that's the reason and it's not the lazy animator's fault haha.
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>>90658267
Hm. Interesting points. I guess it just comes down to a matter of taste. I understood the characters motivations, you don't have to spend an hour with each one to.

But that just, like, my opinion man.
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>>90658267
I don't particularly like Rogue One but I'm guessing its your first introduction to the Star Wars franchise.
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>>90658014
See, the clone wars politics are very interesting, because they basically got to define the conflict. Their only restrictions were, Clone wars start with Geonosis and end with order 66. Every thing between is fair game. OT politics are basically absent, and thats the metric that Rebels has to hold to, and, besides that, they can't do anything really big until ANH/RO because those were canon, the first major victories of the rebellion
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>>90658305
Holy shit someone respecting someone else's opinion

what the fuck is happening here
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>>90658310
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/1989505.stm

>But Lucas revealed that despite their monastic regime, Jedi were permitted to have sex.

>"Jedi Knights aren't celibate - the thing that is forbidden is attachments - and possessive relationships."
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I just finally finished Aftermath Empire's End.

Anyone wanna talk about it with me?
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>>90658363
No one here wants to talk about Chuck Wendig if we can avoid it.
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>>90658232
>AT-ATs
Sure
>Death Star
In a movie about stealing the Death Star plans
>X-Wings
In a movie about the Rebellion
>Mon Cala
A species already known to be in the Rebellion
>"You'll be dead" Guy
Sure

2/5, weak bait
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>>90658363
How much do you hate yourself?
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I'm pretty sure Join the Resistance takes place in between Poe Dameron issues 3 and 4 since it's after Poe joins the Resistance and mentions a mission that an X-Wing squadron are going on to get a map to Luke Skywalker.
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My personal head canon is that midichlorians is just a bunch of science bullshit to try to understand a mystic force that moves through everything in the universe. They're have been multiple studies on what the force is and how it works, no one has come any closer to understanding what it is other than jedi and sith
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>>90658346
>the thing that is forbidden is attachments - and possessive relationships
That's why the Dark Side is so much better. They even allow romantic femdom and hand-holding.
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>>90658390
Honestly I kinda liked it. It's still not super well written, but the Battle of Jakku was pretty exciting. And, aside from another appearance by "herky-jerky," there wasn't too much in the prose that pissed me off.
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>>90658409
Why have a headcanon? Midichlorians are just an indicator of force potential and are necessary connectors between the Living Force and organic life forms. They are not the Force themselves and it was never implied anywhere that they were except by kneejerk anti-prequel reactionary "fans" intentionally misconstruing a simple concept to hide their butthurt.
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>>90658068
>there's no stonk white Aryan male for me to identify with
You know you sound like tumblr screeching about "muh representation" when you start on this shit right?
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>>90658382
Your missing the point.

It was pure fan porn. It adds nothing to the Universe we didn't already know. It could have been a video game for all it matters.
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>>90658232
>RLM
They have been confirmed hacks, by themselves
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>>90658397
>Join the Resistance
How is it? I've read a few of the other kids books (the Servants of the Empire series) and I liked them.
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>>90658483
I agree, actually. It's pretty hard to comment on something like that without sounding like you're on a soapbox. Part of the reason I don't usually engage in that kind of banter unless it's to poke fun of the mindset that does.
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>>90658232
Didn't they love TFA and then shit on this movie for the exact same reasons they loved TFA?
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>>90658409
That's basically canon from a certain point of view. Midichloreans are still a part of the force but it's like if magic were real and people tried to analyze the magical residue in a wizard's wand. It doesn't really mean anything and putting to much faith in these magic atoms is at the least a waste of time and at worse blasphemy like when Sith use Midichloreans in their rituals. The real value in the force is understanding that while Midichloreans are in all life, you value life because it's precious, not because of some quantifiable thing saying 'MIDICHLOREANS=LIFE SITH=KILL LIFE THEREFORE WE NEED TO SALVAGE AS MANY MIDICHLOREANS FROM THE SITH AS POSSIBLE' like a robot.
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>>90658499
>It adds nothing to the Universe we didn't already know
oh I see, you're an EUtist
don't you have mice to complain about?
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>>90658541
Yeah they did
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>>90658456
I imagine that in universe, midichlorians are just a theory. Kind of like Sigmund Freud's theory on id,ego,super ego
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>>90658541
Yes. It was hilarious watching them doing damage control not once but twice after they got told they were wrong.
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>>90658545
wait a fucking minute...
what?
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>>90658570
What an incredible fucking double-standard
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Has it ever been established exactly how long Yoda trained Luke on Dagobah?
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>>90658519
It's ok. It's a little weird that the book is basically about child soldiers and there's a huge fuck up lore wise. But the main character is implied to be important past the sequel trilogy so it may be a must read for future comics and whatnot.
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>>90658306
Nahman. Born in 92, saw the Theatrical re release in 97. Lifelong fan since.

>>90658305
Yeah, it does basically come down to that, but its not the motivations really that bothered me, except for the asshole in the rebellion, literally anything more with him would have greatly enriched the whole of Cassian's plot, its the fact that at the end when everyone dies I only felt sad about the robot.

Its really kind of unfair as a comparison, but since everyone compares Kurosawa to star wars, lets take The Seven Samurai as an example. All but three of the samurai die to save the village from the bandits. Sure, some of them weren't all that developed by the end, like the woodcutter, but you get Shichiroji's lament that they brought him along, destroying his quiet, calm life.
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>>90658573
they're literally mitochondrions, except in the star wars universe they convert glucose to force powers instead of ATP
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>>90658603
Yeah stupendouswave just posted a video on it
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>>90658541
Who are they, /swco/? :^)
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>>90658625
What did you think of Krennic and Tarkin, by chance?
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>>90658603
The Falcon was probably limping around without a hyperdrive after Hoth for anywhere between 2 weeks to 3 months but its never been explicitly stated, however Pablo said that its irrelevant because Dagobah exists "out of time" due to the Force, similar to Mortis so he could have aged 5 years in there for all we know while the rest of the universe only had a few weeks. I would like a more specific timeline, but suffice it to say Luke is training on Dagobah a lot longer than we see
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>>90658610
>there's a huge fuck up lore wise
Wait what's the fuck up?

> But the main character is implied to be important past the sequel trilogy

I'm pretty excited about that. The series set up a lot of stuff that can be picked up later. I was worried after the first book that Aftermath would just end up being a standard adventure story starring literally whos, which would be a shitty way to start the post-ROTJ canon. But I'm actually really pumped to have these characters pop up again (preferably under another writer).

I wonder how much they had planned for Rae Sloane when she showed up in A New Dawn. Her arc has been pretty great so far.
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>>90658653
People who bait for views
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>>90658700
oh also with regard to timelines: all the OT comics we've gotten except for shattered empire and kanan take place within the first year after the battle of yavin
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>>90658677
This is an example where I wasn't crazy about it, but I can see what they were doing. I thought having Krennic emasculated by Tarkin and then Vader, within like 40 minutes of each other mind, removed any sense of threat that he could have had and then we get to the end of the movie and he's just weenie with a pistol who gets cucked by Tarkin again. I've heard some describe this as a strength, and that the villain of the movie is just generally The Empire, and I suppose looking at it with that lens, its funny to see Krennic flounder in the bureaucracy.
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>>90658827
Having the early Jyn stuff they cut would have helped too, I think it would have framed the conflict a bit better.
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>>90658827
Did you read catalyst? It greatly enhances this story, when you understand just how hard Krennic got cucked. Personally, I liked that he was a guy who tried being three steps ahead and out-Tarkin Tarkin, but in reality, he's ten behind. He just fell down the stairs.

I can see why people dislike him as a villain. I just liked that he was a weenie who just wanted his bf GAALLEENNN back
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>>90658702
The fuck up is sort of a spoiler but the book explains that Leia openly lets the family member of a First Order officer join the Resistance and then communicate with them while in her personal office when she's not overseeing them. It's bad. Like an EU tier fuck up lore wise.

Yeah the main character is likely important and I wouldn't be surprised if he joins Rey's Jedi Order after Episode 9 since he's force sensitive. I don't really consider that a spoiler since it's revealed in the first chapter but it's still something some people might not want to know before reading it.
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>the Empire is a white supremacist organization
Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people!!!
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>>90658892
NAh, I haven't really indulged much in the new books and comics. This period reminds me of 80s EU, where the comics and the books are really kind of all over the place, which is funny, because at the start of the whole push for the Lucasfilm Storygroup that seemed to be the precise thing they were pushing back against.
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>>90658653
Red Letter Media are a bunch of internet video reviewers, sort of like Nostalgia Critic (except more "edgy" because they make jokes about dark subject matter like abortion. Wow!)

The tall guy to the left in the video is name is Mike and he did a review on The Phantom Menace back in 2009 that pretty much summarized all the reasons that film sucked, and was stupid. It has since become one of the canon gospels on the Prequel Trilogy haters manual.

Now, Mike and the rest ape off that initial success and for some reason people think they are the final word on Star Wars.
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>retards will seriously reply to that
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>>90658915
Oh shit haha, I thought we were talking about Empire's End. I should've checked the (you). I was so confused for a second.

Thanks for the rec -- I look forward to checking it out.
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>>90658974
It's god tier, and I definitely recommend giving it a chance. Tarkin doesn't just hate him to hate him, he has good reason to. And Krennic is actually competent, and good at manipulating people. It frames it way better than the movie does.

and that ending, man. Actually made me laff
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>>90659008
Ah, so its like a Revenge of the Sith Novelisation to film situation? Thats cool, I'll check it out. Good audiobook for it?
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>>90658974
>where the comics and the books are really kind of all over the place
They're really not though. Everything is pretty consistent for the most part, even if it's spread out across several different eras.

Out of the whole batch there have only been a few stinkers.
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>>90659042
The audiobook is fucking great. The ending is straight out of an anime. The greatest heartbreak in literary history.
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>>90659042
The beginning is a bit slow, but it definitely picks up, so give it a chance
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Honest question: Why did Krennic execute GAALLEENNN's engineers? What did he have to gain from it?
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>>90659047
Yeah...? Everything I've heard about Aftermath, a bunch of the comics, and the like has been mediocre bordering on bad. Was that just usual /co/ hyperbole?
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>>90658427
yes but the dark side makes you look like shit is wrong with your face

that or your into bondage
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>>90659173
Power trip. Tarkin had just cucked him pretty hard
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>>90659173
He wanted to feel in charge, anon.
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>>90659178
Aftermath&sequels are pure shit. Rest are decent.

Wendig needs to kill himself
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>>90659173
He's a literal peacock, he wants Galen to know how Alpha Male he is and to COME BACK
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>>90659080
>>90659058
>>90659008
Oh shit its James Luceno? Cool, I hadn't even realized. Okay, I'll check em out.
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>>90659268
Let us know what you think of it anon
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>>90659229
It sucks they gave him the main post RoTJ series. His writing style is...bizarre. I really liked Sandman Slim, which does the same thing, but thats because I love Junk Food urban fantasy
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>>90659321
I was really interested in learning more about Hux

it shut that shit down real quick
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Less than 1 month
http://www.denofgeek.com/us/movies/star-wars/244555/star-wars-rogue-one-dvd-blu-ray-release-date-bonus-features-more
Get hype
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>>90659268
Depending on your attention-span, Tarkin was really good too. It's also by Luceno, and it feels a bit rambling at times, but it's a good look into why Tarkin is so cold-blooded and efficient at dealing with people.
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>>90659178
Aftermath is bad, but it's nowhere near as bad as /co/ thinks. It was just a shitty book to launch new canon with. It was supposed to be the big sequel to ROTJ, but it was just mediocre and full of OCs.

If it had come out later and not been hyped so much, no one would have cared as much.

As for the comics, most of them are at least fine, and some of them are really good.
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From what I gather from these threads, the actual events of the plot in the Aftermath trilogy are decent storywise, but Wendig is so terrible a writer that it makes the actual reading of the novels a pain. Substance - good, presentation - awful.
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>>90659412
12 days for the digital release!
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>>90659440
That's a decent summary. The first one is a meh to okay story that's overall inconsequential. The second one does a much better job at having a true "Star Wars" plot, and the third one is pretty great.

But yeah, the prose is shit.

Check out the audiobooks. They redeem almost everything bad about the writing.
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>>90659441
Will it have the hour and a half of cut footage?
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>>90659440
Yeah, it's better to read a quick rundown. He was handed some god tier events, but his prose feels like a 15 year old writing a blogpost. I know the whole 'Zhe' thing triggered people, but the worst part was how he handled it saying 'FUCK YOU HATERS THIS IS PROGRESSIVE' instead of just saying it was an alien race with more than two genders. It's tumblr tier shit.
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>>90659500
RA-7 protocol droids best droids
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>>90659482
I know they're read by Marc Thompson, he's one of my favorites. His Thrawn is the voice I hear in my head when I read something he's in
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>>90659500
>it's a "Suicidal AP-5" episode
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This is a good thread

people actually respecting opinions
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>>90659441
>>90659412
I hope the autists in these threads can get some ultra hi def screenshots of spaceships n shiet, maybe even some model turntables in the extras
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>>90659492
Amazon's page for the digital release is titled "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (With Bonus Content)". So possibly? I don't think it's been made clear otherwise though.
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Why didn't he inhale any? Rogue One visual guide said he had Geonosian insecticide in his lungs
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>>90659601
>>90659492
There's no way they're going to include that.
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>>90659623
>Why didn't he inhale any?
He did, because-
>Rogue One visual guide said he had Geonosian insecticide in his lungs

Saw was on Geonosis longer than anyone, and went back later. Hence why Kanan, Rex and Ezra aren't affected. They weren't there long enough.
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>>90659593
Yeah, its kind of a rarity here... This must be the work of the Bendu
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>>90656458
I've been hearing that the Maul/Kenobi showdown is not going to play out how people expect, sooooo

It's going to be very interesting to find out
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>Sith Temple requires teamwork to get the holocron
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>>90659699
He went back later? Why?
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Does someone have that gif of obi-wan shaking his head

need it for science
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>>90659500
>he'd rather float in the cold void of space and eventually power down than live with the rebels
Poor guy
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>>90659744
>He went back later? Why?

Because he's a paranoid fuck. He never truly let up on his suspicion of the Empire creating a secret weapon. He went back to Geonosis to continue his investigation. His primary mission between his appearance in Rebels to his death in Rogue One was (despite not ever finding out what it was until the end) trying to find the Death Star.
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>>90659593
People are usually respectable of other people's opinions here. It's just that /tv/ isn't baiting here today.
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>>90659846
/tv/ here. I'm getting my baiting fix on /tg/
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>>90657238
One of the earliest leaks about the episode suggested that the huge twist of the episode would be that Maul would win the fight and kill Kenobi, only for it to be revealed that it wasn't the real Obi-Wan, leaving Maul's sanity to deteriorate as he is left alone in the desert.

If this happens, everyone here is going to call it a "cop-out", but I think it's a neat idea and I will be pretty surprised and happy if it happens
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>Post yfw they make a main character gay in TLJ to fill the quota
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>>90658232
>this is bad
>TFA was A-OK
What the fuck is up with these guys
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>>90659921
>caring about gay characters
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>>90659899
how could that possibly make any sense

that wouldn't be a copout, that would be incomprehensible
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FUCK REBELS

IMPERATOR VULT
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>>90659973
>am gay myself
>Am tired people are using it to sell us shit labeled 'progressive'
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>>90660001
You're literally making shit up to be mad about. That hasn't happened.
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>>90659991
Well the obvious answer is a hallucination because, you know, Maul is in the desert.

Another anon suggested that he's actually fighting some Tusken Raider.

The original leak is that Maul was actually fighting a droid, although the leak is basically disproved because the other episodes in that leak didnt come true.
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>>90659996
>unironically supporting the empire
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>>90660030
Wendig's """novel""" did it, and he defended his absolutely god awful writing from all criticism by "it's just the evil nazis who hate gay characters"
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>>90659921
If they make Finn gay, they're wasting the fantastic chemistry he has with Rey
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>>90660030
My biggest problem is how they have to tell everyone they're actually putting a GAY in their media. Just put them there. Don't call attention to it.

see: Live action Beauty and the Beast
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>>90659996
CIS for life

...which makes me CISscum, I suppose.
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>>90660068
>So, you have a boyfriend?
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>>90659877
Thanks for sparing us today famalam
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Are we ever going to see more Clone Wars era content or has JJ forever prevented that from happening?
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>>90659532
>Built from outdated components
>Is actually a spy for the Emperor
Get out of here Imperial shill
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>>90660094
I more meant when they're both freaking out about outrunning the TIE fighters and they're just sputtering like crazy fangirls at each other
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>>90660116
Have you seen Rebels or Rogue One? Or read any of the comics or books?
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>>90660160
By that logic, she should be with Jessika Pava, because she is obsessed with Jedi
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>>90660176
Literally ALL OF IT is set after the rise of the emprie.
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>>90660116
>Plenty of TCW callbacks in Rebels
>Ani/Obi comic
>Dark Disciple
>Son of Dathomir & Maul comic
>Mustafar/Clone Tank/Coruscant in ROGUE ONE

JJ's bitterness against the Prequels might be true, but he has no power over Lucasfilm.

Remember, most of Lucasfilm joined shortly before or during the creation of the prequels. (Pablo himself has a cameo in Episode 3!)
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>>90660190
I wish they would use this to their advantage, considering Poe's parents knew luke. That would be an interesting character interaction. But instead, we get fist shaking and Poe being perfect in his comic
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Is the Ani/Obi comic good?
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>>90660176
I think anon was trying to say are we ever going to see anything important, not just vehicles or side characters, from that era on screen again in the new trilogy.
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>>90660204
>Coruscant in ROGUE ONE
Oh yeah, that happened. I totally forgot
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You have a magic gun with one bullet. You can hit any SW character/writer/actor. Who do you kill?

Hard mode: no Jar Jar
Nightmare mode: no JJ, Jar Jar, or Wendig
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>>90660201
>>90660251
>>90660116

Half of Catalyst is set during the clone wars, with references to specific TCW characters and episodes.

Half of the Kanan comic is set during TCW with those ninja's from "Bounty" too.

Plus Dark Disciple, Son of Dathomir.

There has been way more Clone War content than actual ST content since TFA came out.

Balance wise, it's probably about 75% OT-Era content, 15% PT-Era content, and 10% ST-Era content.

JJ made TFA an OT-only circlejerk, and Dice admittedly did the same with Battlefront, but Lucasfilm is perfectly happy connecting back to the PT-Era, and even expanding on it further if there's a good story to tell.
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>>90660279
>no JJ [...] or Wendig
Fuck... Ummm..... Kasdan?

I don't really hate him, but he is overpraised, and I kind of just want him to fuck off away from the franchise now.
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>>90660279
>Nightmare mode: no JJ, Jar Jar, or Wendig

Andi
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>>90660279
Kasdan, dude is overrated
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>>90660279
Maul, so we can be done with him
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>>90660384
You just wasted your shot, he's already dying in this week's episode.
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>>90659189
>or your into bondage

>implying this is bad
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>>90660418
There is... another half
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>>90660384
>>90660418

Nothing can kill Maul.
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>>90660279
Filoni, so he can't kill my waifu
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>>90660201
Literally just had 2 big novels, 4 comics and one arc of the main comic set in the PT. Rebels constantly references the PT and has characters from TCW. We've also had 2 novels set in the early Empire when they were still basically the PT without Jedi. We have another novel set in that early era, and we have an upcoming comic set literally seconds after ROTS.
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>>90660326
>>90660367
I can't believe you people actually agree with me, I thought I was alone in thinking Kasdan's self-aggrandizing at Lucas' expense was grating. That said, I wouldn't kill him, he was important in creating ROTJ, but the way he took credit for everything good about it and blamed everything "bad" about it on Lucas makes me wish he'd just go away.

Honestly though I'd kill Terex. What an insufferable cunt, I hope his ass gets wasted by Poe in the next couple issues. If that does happen, I'll have to switch to Aphra's cringeworthy murderbot sidekicks.
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>>90660443
Maul is doomed to suffer for eternity, never to feel the relief of death
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>>90657343
And that exactly what she'll get.
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>>90660444
Ridge will be the one to kill your waifu then.
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>>90660530
10/10 post
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>>90660071
>Live action Beauty and the Beast
i found the gaston we deserve
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>>90660279
Rey
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>>90660530
>>90660574
APHRA IS FOR VADER DICK ONLY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>90656295
Do you guys think The Knights of Ren function like the Emperor's hand? Like, Snoke doesn't really train them or anything, just lets them progress on their own, survival of the fittest, etc...

Would explain why most of the Powers Kylo shows off are Light side oriented, like energy redirection, paralysis/stasis, mind reading and the like. I feel like maybe part of the reason Kylo went bad, is that Luke taught his students only passive arts, force abilities for self defense only, no lightsaber stuff.
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>>90660491
People always blame Lucas for the bad ideas in the movies, but you should see some of the ridiculous shit Kasdan was pushing for.

The guy is a half decent writer, and helped make Han who he is, but he is honestly detrimental overall to Star Wars, I don't think he really gets Star Wars at all.

>"Darth Vegas? Is that what you said?"

To make things worse, I don't even think Han was very good in TFA, so I am cautious about Han in his upcoming Solo movie.
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>“We tried to sit down and ask ourselves, ‘what feels right?’” Abrams said. “The only real mandate we had was what delights us. We treated the films, especially 4, 5, and 6, we treated those as canon.”
Jesus Christ, what a fucking faggot
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>>90660491
I think people underestimate how much of Han is just Ford in his prime carrying the role, and not some kind of magic Kasdan secret.

If his writing is going to be as sloppy and cringey as it felt in TFA, I just want him gone
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>>90657937
Movie starts with a main character killing an innocent man in cold blood
>"He isn't a killer"
Movie also starts a main character claiming they dont give a shit about any sort of rebellion
>Gives impassioned speech to convince the Rebellion they need to fight when all their leaders stood around like a bunch of lame ducks

Pacing all over the place jumping from planet to planet in seconds

Sound and music design far below Lucasfilm standards

Breaking the lore by jumping to hyperspace well inside the atmosphere of a large planetoid

As a Starwars film it was below average and if it wasn't a Starwars film it would have flopped.
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I personally headcanon Jyns speech about hope as bullshit, as she is trying to do anything to get people to believe her. She's telling them what they want to hear.
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>>90660638
I remember cringing hard when JJ first said this.

What a fucking twat.

Thank fucking god he isn't a part of Lucasfilm. If I was at Lucasfilm, that statement right there would have felt so incredibly spiteful and careless to me.

Like he is somehow even above thinking about the prequels just because he doesn't like them. (Or he is just following the vocal minority to appease the "fans", either way he is a cunt)
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>>90660629
>but he is honestly detrimental overall to Star Wars, I don't think he really gets Star Wars at all.
he's always been actively hostile to Lucas' "juvenile" ideas because he has pretentions to artistry, and his pride in TFA and working with JJ is testament to this fact, if Kasdan had his way the Star Wars franchise would be Interstellar or Prometheus
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>Mr. Bones
>B-1
>B-One
>Bone
>Bones
>Mr Bones

oh shit
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>not liking TFA
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>>90660778
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>>90660778
>that meme
nigga you need some new reaction imagaes
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>>90660768
Snap you motherfucker
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>>90660778
[squeaking intensifies]
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>>90660778
I'm sorry, anon. It won't happen again.
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>>90660778
>having the opinion that TFA was a soulless remake of Lucas's amazing movie by someone who doesn't even like Star Wars
>bad thing
okay
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Post only the highest quality of Imperials
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>>90660778
be careful anon, in this general you can only masturbate to the prequels
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>>90660859
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>>90660878
Nice projection
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ive been waiting since i was eight years old for episode 7, after 20 years of waiting i like what i see.

sorry guys, it really isnt that bad, besides some bad acting any ways.
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>>90660859
The only good Imperial
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>>90660859
Good taste.
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>>90660859
No one can Steer the Veers
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>>90660859
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>>90660914
>he has a gun to literally fuck himself with

pottery
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>>90660929
Well I am happy you enjoyed it, but there is plenty of things in TFA that Star Wars Fans have been rubbed wrong by
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>>90660933
the majority of star wars fans are imperial, you can rebel if you want.

but who wouldn't want an AT-AT walker or an ISD?
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>>90660859
Will Rae ever join the cool boy imperial club?
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>>90660859
Right here
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>>90661066
Depends on how long she stays active in the FO.
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>>90657160
I feel like I'm the only person that lost my shit to this scene.
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>>90661066
If someone can write her into a decent book, sure.
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>>90661014
it was made decades after return of the jedi with different technology, a different social setting in the world, a different director and its trying to continue that said plot from years ago.

those fans were going to be rubbed wrong one way or another.
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>>90658603
Novelization sets up that the Falcon's trip to Bespin will take a few weeks at least, and Luke's training is greatly expanded; Yoda's a little blue motherfucker that tries to kill Luke more than once, and by the time he leaves, he's described as pulling off Prequel-era feats and lightsaber prowess.

Granted, it's the novel so it doesn't technically count but they were all written off working scripts.
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>>90659710
They're going to have a dance off in the desert night to Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes best tunes, all judged by an utterly creeped out Ezra and Chopper. This is the moment that Ezra washes his hands of both the Jedi and the Sith.
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>>90661107
Boring b8 m8
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>>90660717
>"juvenile" ideas

Meanwhile TFA is a direct copy of a Lucas movie, downright to the arm cut off in the cantina. I'm glad people are turning against TFA.
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hmmmmmmmm
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>>90661159
If you take that argument, Star Wars is Flash Gordan with The Hidden Fortress's plot structure and film techniques.
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>>90661066
She already is, to me

>>90661104
A New Dawn was decent.

Her short story is great.

The latter two Aftermath books aren't THAT bad, and her Chapters are EASILY the least offensive, because even Wendig can't fuck up "smart, no-nonsense Imperial".

She should get her own book though, so we can REALLY see her in the spotlight.
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>>90661147
so what they should have created TFA using the same prop and model techniques from the OT?

or maybe they should have tried to go as far away from Georges vision as possible.

you people wont ever be happy
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http://uproxx.com/hitfix/dear-jj-abrams-12-star-wars-prequel-mistakes-you-should-never-ever-repeat/
>Did you like the “Star Wars” prequels? No? Well join the club, the club being basically all of America. But never fear, because JJ Abrams is here to save the franchise from George Lucas, who once cared about something other than making piles and piles of money (we think). So can the “Star Trek” virtuoso lift the series into the cinematic stratosphere once again? We certainly hope so, and to help him along we’ve compiled a list of 12 “Star Wars” prequel mistakes he should steer clear of if he hopes not to send the fanboys into giant spirals of abject rage and despair.

Fuck fucking fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck this is so retarded on so many levels
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>>90661195
but when you take two unlike things and combine them you get something original
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>>90661236
Most of the core fanbase seems to be very happy with Rogue One. Close enough to the world built before it, while new enough to be fresh and engaging.

The "fans will never be happy" argument is not really holding up post-Rogue One.
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>>90661147
but that anon is right

with all of the hype it generated, some people were bound to be disappointed. You can't please everyone.

that's why I went in expecting nothing special. TFA obviously has flaws, but I still enjoyed it. I liked Rogue One a lot better too.
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>>90661257
>tfw the prequels are too kino for normies
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>>90661257
>Did you like the “Star Wars” prequels? No? Well join the club, the club being basically all of America. But never fear, because JJ Abrams is here to save the franchise from George Lucas
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Why does everyone shit on the prequels so hard?

If you take them at face value, they're fun as fuck
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>>90661327
unless you are star wars autismo they aren't good
but if you are autismo they are a blast
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>>90661327
"Everyone" = normies

The core fans love the Prequels, and Lucasfilm maintains that worldwide, they're actually more popular than the OT movies.

(Technically this is inflated by the asian market, but still)
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>>90661236
>so what they should have created TFA using the same prop and model techniques from the OT?
>or maybe they should have tried to go as far away from Georges vision as possible.
No, they should've created a competently-made film with the best technology they had. A film that respected the 6 films before it while still doing its own thing.

>you people wont ever be happy
I was pretty happy with Rogue One

>>90661304
It's not even normies, it's "pretend normies". Actual normies just like Star Wars, they don't care.

>>90661327
it's a meme at this point on the internet, and has been for years.
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>>90661293
rogue one was five minutes before ANH, of course people loved it.

TFA is the death of that generation with the creation of a new one.

>people who hate TFA are over 50, damn kids get off my lawn
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>>90660684
That's literally what it's supposed to be.
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>>90661372
Why do so many people bitch about it being hamfisted then? Do they not have two braincells to rub together to figure it out?
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>>90661345
You have this backwards. Hardcore SW fans wanted more of the same. They wanted everyone to be Han Solo and Luke. Real fans wanted a continuation of the story in a unique way
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>>90661370
I'm 22,

I love 1-6, I liked the EU, have been following and enjoying Canon.

I loved Rogue One, and not for it's similarities to the OT, but its differences, despite being set minutes before ANH.

TFA was an appeal of nostalgia, so anybody who enjoyed the OT as a kid, be them 20, 30, or 50 now, should have been TFA's demographic.

But I hate TFA. It's just not what I want in Star Wars at all. JJ is a hack.
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>>90661370
I'm 25, love the prequels, love the OT (slightly more than the prequels), love Rebels, love TCW, think ROTJ is the best movie, think Rogue One is grimdark edgy boring shit, think TFA is worse grimdark edgy boring shit. Go fuck yourself.
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TFA, for it's faults, was the movie that had to be made so that RO could be. It was safe, and popular. People loved it, for the most part.
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>>90661356
>doing its own thing.
how did it not?

its going to have elements from the previous movies obviously.
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https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/708775067992207360

>@jsmith116291 And just as many fans love them. It's 50/50 domestically. More prequel-heavy internationally.

https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/708777308262301696

>Both original and prequel trilogies have about the same affinity in North America. Different per demos. Prequels more so internationally.

https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/708781665468829697

>@MisterJ831 demographics play a big role. The old movies are, to many, old.
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>>90661185
Wasn't there already a blue George Lucas?
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>>90661456
oh and even though I dislike RO and TFA, which you may take or leave as you please, they're both a hell of a lot better than the EVEN WORSE grimdark edgy boring shit of the EU, especially that Legacy garbage
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>>90661509
Thanks Pablo
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>>90661474
they could have done a better job of it and not made it a combination of Kasdan's unused ideas for ROTJ + Arndt/Lucas's original treatment of TFA.
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it just sounds like people dont like new things and when the last jedi comes out people will fucking love TFA.

i dont see a single logical post about TFA being bad.
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>>90661546
also I'm hype for TLJ, but not the Han Solo movie
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>>90661486
>how did it not?
Because its story was functionally identical to ANH.

>its going to have elements from the previous movies obviously.
Hardly had any
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Guys let's all agree

they're probably going to be as safe as possible with the Han Solo movie
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>>90661327
The acting is bad. Even with this general's bizarre position on the Prequels I don't think anyone can deny that. Most of the cast is underacting some cringeworthy dialogue. Sheev is great, you can't stop Mcdiarmid.

Attack of The Clones is trash though. I'm not sure theres a single good thing in that movie. Some of the arena scene maybe?
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>>90661667
I just want a prologue set in the Clone Wars for maximum anger.
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>>90661632
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>>90660619
>Implying he even has a dick anymore.
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>>90661667
After seeing Rogue One, I seriously doubt it.
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>>90661691
>Prologue in clone wars
>Han in the Imperial academy
>Film ends right before he wins the falcon

I'd eat my own ass for this
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>>90661647
>Because its story was functionally identical to ANH

they are both the start of a story yes this is true, beyond that your statement is a bit flat.
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https://nypost.com/2015/12/16/why-the-force-awakens-made-me-like-the-star-wars-prequels-more/
Is Johnny /our guy/?
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>>90661703
>"""""""True Fan"""""""""
>damage done by George
every time, every SINGLE time
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>>90661724
>Film ends right before he wins the falcon
He'll get it in the second act after the first act shows him to be ship-less and in major need of one. That way in the third act with the inevitable ship battle he can learn how to get the hang of it with Chewie.
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>>90657474
Given the contrarian nature, won't space/pol/ be pro-rebel?
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Did Ezra forget he has a lightsaber in the new episode?
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>>90661783
He left it in his room since he had no intention of needing it in the episode.
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>>90661734
Based
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>>90661703
>True Voice of the Fandom
Wow, that is serious hardcore delusion.
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>>90661731
>they are both the start of a story yes this is true, beyond that your statement is a bit flat.
So TFA didn't have a piece of information sought after by an empire and a rebellion, didn't have a superweapon that could destroy planets, didn't have a trench run, didn't have someone being held in a prison by that empire?
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>>90661783
No, helpful autists determined that he actually didn't have it on him during the episode.
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>>90661724
>saving Chewie from slavery

I'd forfeit my left nut
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>the prequels are shit we dont like them
>TFA comes out
>we love the prequels, TFA is shit we dont like it
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>>90661783
>destroying your own ship
>leaving weapons stored when you think youre safe
Do people think before bitching?
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>>90661673
>The acting is bad.
> I don't think anyone can deny that.
It's not really any worse than the OT's acting most of the time

>Even with this general's bizarre position on the Prequels
It's not really bizarre, it's the more common opinion. I mean, it's only bizarre because we don't fall for the meme

>Most of the cast is underacting some cringeworthy dialogue
Not really

>Attack of The Clones is trash though. I'm not sure theres a single good thing in that movie. Some of the arena scene maybe?
Most of the movie is good. The worst parts are the Anakin/Padme scenes on Naboo, and even then the waterfalls one is fine.
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>>90661703
>one of the leaders of the True Fans
This can't be real
>https://archive.fo/kjJjX
>it's fucking real
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>>90661632
It was a good movie but as far as adding to the lore of Star Wars it was shit. It has good dialogue, good action, good effects, etc but the actual story was sort of shitty compared to the other movies. The original trilogy felt like you took a classic children's/young adult novel from the 1800s like Wizard of Oz and adapted it to film. The prequels felt like if you adapted a Roman myth with historical aspects showing how Rome became an empire. TFA felt like an action movie like The Terminator. It didn't help that the director is already one of those Hollywood big wigs who huffs his own farts or that during the production they constantly said 'we're not like those CGI prequels REAL SETS' meanwhile having more CGI than the prequels even for completely unnecessary things like having Kylo Ren's mask he CGI in some scenes.

Also I sort of get the feeling that you're baiting since you're acting like people hate it for being new when it's a common criticism that the movie wasn't new enough what with the "HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY GUUUUYYYYYS THIS WAS IN THE OLD MOVIES! LOOOOOOOOOOOK! ITS THIS THING FROM THE OLD MOVIES!' scenes. Especially coming off Rogue One which was very new and loved by everyone in these threads.
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>>90661801
Think there was a rule about that....
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>>90661759
>>90661809
>>90661867
found it from this based pablo tweet

https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/763049710059786241
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>>90660279
Daisy Ridley
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>>90661783
I'm more concerned he forgot to use the Force
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>>90661822
finn had the death star plans in his head and bb8 had the location of luke sky walker.

they had a super weapon that could destory solar systems.

poe and finn make a good duo, especially since finn didnt want any FO bullshit
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>>90661885
Ezra has no reason to follow any of the Jedi rules (that only four Jedi have actually mentioned), especially now that he's actively taking lessons from the Sith holocron and a once-Sith.
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>>90661849
I thought about laying out a series of scenes from the OT with really impressive acting in comparison to PT counterparts, but fuck it, if you've really internalized all of that, I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. Only one I left the theater satisfied from was RoTS.
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>>90661936
>finn had the death star plans in his head and bb8 had the location of luke sky walker.
Yes, but still there was a droid carrying something sought after by a rebellion and an empire

>they had a super weapon that could destory solar systems.
So, planets, yes?

>poe and finn make a good duo,
Yes, but irrelevant

>especially since finn didnt want any FO bullshit
Which makes no sense since he's supposed to have been brainwashed from birth
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Why does Obi-Wan wear armour in TCW but not in the movie?
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Why have the last 3 star wars movies been PG-13? I want my PG series back
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>>90661962
>I thought about laying out a series of scenes from the OT with really impressive acting in comparison to PT counterparts, but fuck it, if you've really internalized all of that, I'm glad you enjoyed yourself.
Thanks, it's nice to see respect for differing opinions

>Only one I left the theater satisfied from was RoTS.
That's good, RotS is my favorite Star Wars film(tied with Rogue One).

maybe you should give the prequels another chance

>>90662009
slowly got rid of the armor over the series. Doesn't have it in the story reels
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>>90662002
it shares similarities, but i think its just because thats how you start a fresh space opera.

how would we have judged ANH as a stand alone movie without TESB or ROTJ?
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>>90661474
I really hate this defence for any film. Episode 7 would've made a lot of money no matter what direction it would've went. A film should be popular because it was great or even change the film industry, not because it relied on nostalgia and references from past films so fanboys can eat it up. This is why the industry is dying. Nothing but reboots and copy and paste plots.
After watching this deleted scene, I knew for a fact that JJ didn't give a fuck about the franchise and just wanted to have fun make a film with everything he liked from Star Wars.
https://youtu.be/Th9swupZerg
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>>90661953
>Ezra has no reason to follow any of the Jedi rules

He does, actually. He's a padawan learner. Part of learning how to be a Jedi is to learn their rules. Elsewise he's not learning how to be a Jedi.

>especially now that he's actively taking lessons from the Sith holocron
Which has been destroyed since the beginning of the season.

>and a once-Sith
Whom he rejects and has only seen twice this season.
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>>90662114
But it's disney. They have to prove it can make money, before people will throw more money at it. I hate it too, but it's going to give us more Star Wars
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I fucking despise Disney. Can't wait for the Day of the Mousetrap.
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>>90662110
>it shares similarities,
Similarities that are too obvious to ignore.

The film is a rehash, simple as that.

And it could've been so much better. Hell, if they'd stuck with the original plot and not shoved Starkiller Base into the film it would've been much better already

>but i think its just because thats how you start a fresh space opera.
The Phantom Menace never felt that need.

>how would we have judged ANH as a stand alone movie without TESB or ROTJ?
The same way we always have
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>>90662207
What was the original plot?
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>>90662067
>"I'm glad you enjoyed yourself."
This wasn't Ironic anon, I meant it, I only neglected to lay it out, out of an assumption that you've seen all the movies many times, like I have and would have made those comparisons yourself had you the inclination. I doubt I can change your mind. I've seen all of the prequels within the last year, saw them with a group of friends during a marathon. Phantom menace is 2 hours waiting for the fight at the end, Attack of the Clones feels like a Dnd session I DM'd but forgot to prepare for. Revenge of the Sith still has some hinky acting and bad dialogue, but structurally its sound, and it finally feels like the cast have a little bit of chemistry, Anakin and Obi Wan Broing it up all the time and all. And the Sheev is unleashed,
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>>90662285
Find Luke Skywalker.

You know, what the film was about up until Starkiller Base suddenly showed up out of fucking nowhere?
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>>90661842
I think preventing the Empire from learning about your base is much more important than breaking a replaceable metal grate.

And apparently some guy went back through the other episodes this season and saw that Ezra always had his saber on him except for this single time.
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>>90661185
Looks like an older Anakin and Obi-Wan.
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>>90659996
Confederates Now, Confederates Forever

Zero Hour previews show zero signs of seps, and the last we saw of them since Kalani was that derelict ship in Secret Cargo. Where my droid rebels at?
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>>90662350
I was gonna say it's Luke and Ben.
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>>90661801
>>90661953
But Ezra literally had his lightsaber attached to him for the entire season, except when he was undercover.

>>90662149
That's still no excuse. You can have the occasional reference while being respectable to the franchise just like RO and Rebels.
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>>90662362
Probably be a while before we see them again. They mentioned that Kalani probably won't recalculate the odd of defeating the Empire until the Death Star, after which he may decide the rebels have a more realistic chance.
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>>90662207
>Similarities that are too obvious to ignore.
its continuing a existing saga, it really couldn't be avoided with the first movie.

the phantom menace had nothing before its time line, a fresh start forward.

>The same way we always have
without the other movies its just a kid blowing up a space station, just like TFA with out any more movies is poe blowing up a planet.

TFA is a starting point, not the whole point it self.
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>>90662287
>This wasn't Ironic anon, I meant it, I only neglected to lay it out, out of an assumption that you've seen all the movies many times, like I have and would have made those comparisons yourself had you the inclination. I doubt I can change your mind.
You must have misread my post dude, I thanked you for respecting that our opinions are different and that I enjoyed them while you did not.

> Phantom menace is 2 hours waiting for the fight at the end
Only if you make it about that. And you could really say that about ANH too, in regards to the Battle of Yavin

> Attack of the Clones feels like a Dnd session I DM'd but forgot to prepare for.
Not sure what you're talking about here.

> Revenge of the Sith still has some hinky acting and bad dialogue, but structurally its sound, and it finally feels like the cast have a little bit of chemistry, Anakin and Obi Wan Broing it up all the time and all. And the Sheev is unleashed,
I really don't think the acting or dialogue is any worse than the OT, but I agree that its structurally sound and the rest of that. I think the chemistry was always there.
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>>90662420
The Tales of the JEdi comics, some ideas from which were used in backstory of the Sith in Phantom menace
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People litigate the movies so much in these threads that we require a federal judge to handle all this bullshit
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>>90662420
>its continuing a existing saga, it really couldn't be avoided with the first movie.
It absolutely could be avoided. JJ just chose not to

>the phantom menace had nothing before its time line, a fresh start forward.
So? that doesn't change that it was the start of a trilogy and still was more original than TFA

And technically, there were comics set in the past before it.

>without the other movies its just a kid blowing up a space station,
yes, and since it's the original that's fine

> just like TFA with out any more movies is poe blowing up a planet.
You can't really judge TFA on its own(and that's a tangent from the main conversation anyways) because it's part of a long-running franchise.

Even judging it on its own from the rest of the saga, it's still bad because it doesn't know what story it wants to tell

>TFA is a starting point
TPM is a starting point as well, and far more original
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https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/826139954145218560

>@pablohidalgo Have you a reaction to "fans" who wish the Prequels were "de-canonized"? Sorry about all those quotation marks.

>@SW_Prequels Does a sarcastic "boo-hoo" count?

kek, pablo is so based
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>>90662473
Oh my bad, I thought you were being sarcastic. Too used to the generals being angry.

>Only if you make it about that. And you could really say that about ANH too, in regards to the Battle of Yavin

Anon...I don't really like ANH that much. I mean, I like it, but I like the other two of the OT many degrees of magnitude higher.

To be more specific, the structure and pacing of Attack of the Clones reminds me of when I, or others, am rnning a Tabletop game and I completely spaced on preparing anything, so I just wing it.

To each his own on the acting, I guess I just think the OT actors pulled off the dialogue a lot better.
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>>90661893
https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/762762123038515200

>More
@TimNagle3 Oh no! Not a True Fan! I wither in his True Fanosity. Quick! Deploy the sardonic handwank gestures! Our only defense!
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>>90661185
Now the fools seek to return to the past to undo the future that is Sheev
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>>90662665
>Oh my bad, I thought you were being sarcastic. Too used to the generals being angry.
It's alright, I totally understand. These threads have become very toxic-ly angry

>Anon...I don't really like ANH that much. I mean, I like it, but I like the other two of the OT many degrees of magnitude higher.
That's an interesting opinion. Any particular reason why?

>To be more specific, the structure and pacing of Attack of the Clones reminds me of when I, or others, am rnning a Tabletop game and I completely spaced on preparing anything, so I just wing it.
Ah. I can kinda see that in a way.

>To each his own on the acting, I guess I just think the OT actors pulled off the dialogue a lot better.
It really depends. There's scenes in the OT where I think the OT actors didn't, or rather the dialogue was just wonky in general. The OT has a lot of really cheesy dialogue in general
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>>90661522
>>90662350
Looks more like Luke and Ben to me
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>>90662362
cis for life
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>>90657519
The last good Star Wars movie was Revenge of the Sith.
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>>90662943
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>>90662943
C'mere
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Where's that pasta with the bus full of people wearing 'down with CIS' shirts
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>>90662870
The movie just stops dead in its tracks, and loses all of its momentum after they escape the Death Star. When I was a Kid, I invariably fell asleep at that point, and woke up again during the trench run. Of course now, all these years later, I've seen it through a million times, and the high points for me hve always been the 1rst 2 acts, maybe because 5 and 6 trained me to expect a lightsaber fight at the end.

And that sort of extends to generally how I feel about the rebel plotline throughout star wars, I was >>90657761 this post. I think the magic samurai stuff, and the old west gangster stuff is much more compelling
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the best part of ANH was Tarkin
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>>90658592
Probably got their panties in a twist because it dared to have Coruscant, Mustafar, and an HAVw A6 Juggernaut.
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>>90663052
>The movie just stops dead in its tracks, and loses all of its momentum after they escape the Death Star. When I was a Kid, I invariably fell asleep at that point, and woke up again during the trench run. Of course now, all these years later, I've seen it through a million times, and the high points for me hve always been the 1rst 2 acts, maybe because 5 and 6 trained me to expect a lightsaber fight at the end.
Ah, I can see that. Yeah, honestly while I like ANH it's definitely not my favorite

>And that sort of extends to generally how I feel about the rebel plotline throughout star wars, I was >>90657761 this post. I think the magic samurai stuff, and the old west gangster stuff is much more compelling
I agree, the magic samurai stuff and the gangster stuff is better. So far the only thing to really get me interested in Rebellion stuff is Rebels, but maybe that's because it doesn't solely focus on the rebellion stuff even if that's the main overarching plot.
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>>90659921
>implying Poe and Finn aren't already gay
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>>90663207
They're fucking RIGHT NOW
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>>90663148
The rebellion stuff is consistently my least favorite part, but yeah they throw me a bone with all the sith stuff.

God, Maul is so Great. He's the Ultimate Loser, forever second place. In another Era he easily could have become Dark Lord of the Sith, but because he had to be born in Palpatine's time, he is doomed to be a footnote to history
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>>90661257
>the club being basically all of America
But that's false
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>>90661724
>movie starts out in the Clone Wars where Han's parents are killed at the Battle of Kashyyk
>then goes on to show a young Han in the early days of the Empire training under clones to become a Stormtrooper and fighting against Separatist holdouts
>then he rescues Chewie and meets the mentor character
>The rest of the movie is Han studying prequel era crime and politics trying to find out who his parents are only to end up studying why the Separatists invaded Kashyyk (turns out that Pluurkian Mud Crabs which secrete a specific toxin used in Separatist biological weapons are native to the planet. There's a 15 minute scene explaining all of this along with the Republic's history of taxation on Pluurkian farms and times when they were banned in the past due to Wookiee protests).
>Han finds out his mentor sold out Kashyyk to the Separatists (turns out those secretions can also be used to make the drug Siuxpliin and his mentor spent 5 years trafficking the stuff all across the Outer Rim. The process to make this drug is explained in a 15 minute segment).
>Final act is Han fighting his mentor.
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>>90663207
>be actually gay
>tired of the sudden surge of gay characters because all of them are super manly or effeminate in a way that isn't attractive

Why cant we have cute boys in Star Wars? Luke was the closest we ever got, and Ezra is kind of irritating and he cut his hair
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>>90663386
>Tumblr is going to lose their shit about Finn/Poe because one is hispanic and the other is black, and if one of them so much as takes the lead, it's a fucking STEREOTYPE AAAAAAA
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>>90661257
>...save the franchise from George Lucas, who once cared about something other than making piles and piles of money...

>The guy who donated his own money to The Clone Wars because he thought the budget wasn't high enough to be as good as he wanted it to be.
>Only cared about Star Wars for making money.
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>>90661953
>Ezra has no reason to follow any of the Jedi rules

Oh I can assure you, he broke a few of them
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>>90663386
Krennic is cute and only wants GAALLEENNNN
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>>90659210

It never works out that way.
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>>90663326
>The rebellion stuff is consistently my least favorite part, but yeah they throw me a bone with all the sith stuff.
Yeah

>God, Maul is so Great. He's the Ultimate Loser, forever second place
Yep, it's great. He's the ultimate example of a complete utter failure

>. In another Era he easily could have become Dark Lord of the Sith, but because he had to be born in Palpatine's time, he is doomed to be a footnote to history
Well really if Anakin had never been found and Obi-Wan never sliced him in half, he could've been Dark Lord of the Sith eventually,
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>>90663367
Holy shit, they could take my entire dick if they did this
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Friendly reminder if you don't agree with me then you're a fucking retard

Also I'm being oppressed by movie opinions so I'm justified and everyone else needs to shut the fuck up
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>>90663593
Do people actually live like this?
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>>90663593
Paint your room. I don't care about the clutter, 2 hours attention could change that its not that important, but that shitty beige is the worst.
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>>90663478
Too old.
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>>90663612
A lot of 4chan does. If you see someone screaming about SJW numale cucks and calling you a beta there's a 9/10 chance that he's typing that from a junky bedroom in his mom's house.
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>>90663612

Sure. I've seen worse.
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>>90663642
:^)
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>>90662955
this

no george, no buy
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>>90663642
What about Thrawn
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>>90663762
A little younger

>>90663723
Almost
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>>90663642
But Tarkin a CUTE
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>>90663802
Hit the bricks Grandpa. I'm here for young boys.
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>>90663791

How about a Kallus?
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>>90663832
How about this one
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>>90663832
Careful, he'll boom headshot you with the fucking deathstar
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>>90663867
>>90663871
K-keep going...younger!
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>>90661703
>>90661893

I wonder what led to so many people defending the prequels. A few years ago none of this happened.
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>>90663945
Here you go ;)
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>>90663945

A Lyste?
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>>90663648
Been called a numale cuckold one too many times, eh?
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>>90663908

Even worse, he might say mean things again.
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Do you think Krennic showed up to the afterlife and found galen, only to discover he was happy with Lyra and Jyn?

>GAAALLLEEENNN even in the afterlife I get cucked
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>>90656295
https://youtu.be/qw8scHY-Y7s?t=46
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgxD05zWyy8
man that time with zeb on that icy moon really had quite the effect on kallus
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>>90664037
Look, I can do it, too.
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>>90664058

That's what finding true love does to a man, anon. I'm sure you wouldn't know.
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>>90664058
>theres really no place like home
haha holy shit someone needs to edit in clips from that episode
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>>90664054

Don't say that anon, I want him to have a happy afterlife. ;_; Lyra is a bitch anyway, who needs her.
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I wanna see a yuuge space battle with the new rebel fleet and some star destroyers.
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>>90664215
Next season's finale
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>>90664037
>Sam Hyde in there multiple times
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>>90663993
>>90664015
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>that episode
Haven't had a laff at star wars attempting comedy since Jar Jar and the Temple of Doom, that was nice.
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>>90664015
>Lyste
Young and eager to please.
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>>90664397
>Young and eager to please.
He's only now learning what the true Pryce paid for advancement really is.
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>>90662977
>>90662992
hey look, dead clone
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>>90664473
>has to post a jedi, an enemy of the separatists, to prove a point
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>>90664215
this desu nebulon bs need a time to shine, as well as dorneans, gallofrees, and mon cals doing something other than sit there and look cool while pooping out smaller ships
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>>90661185

Luke... pass the blunt
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>>90664236
>>90664215
>>90664508
We are gonna be seeing the Dornean Gunships, GR75s, and Nebulon B's in action, in addition to the Quasar Fire carrier which I think some anons saw a preview commercial showing it blowing up in the finale so rest in ripip in peace in peace
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>>90664508
nebulons are shit anon.
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>>90660836
Poor Pablo
He burn in space
This is why he was absentee in rebels recon this week
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>>90664746
It all makes sense now.
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>>90663366
>arizona
>district 9
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>>90664452
>Thrawn got his promotions by sexually pleasing her
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>>90658603
watch stupendouswaves video on it
it's like 6ish weeks, but there is the theory that time stands still on dagobah
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>>90665104
It's not a theory, Pablo outright brought up the very likely outcome that time works like Mortis on Dagobah
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>>90664327
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>>90661419
>Real fans wanted a continuation of the story in a unique way
yeah those are the autists
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>>90665136
I was not aware that godking Pablo brought it up
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>>90665140
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>>90665172
Yeah, he compared it to Mortis, and said Luke could have been there for a few months.

Still not long enough in the grand scheme of things in regards to Jedi training, but long enough for Luke to get the false sense of ability he has when running off to fight Vader.
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>>90665143
You're forgetting casuals don't care. They like to be entertained. Doesnt matter if its PT or PT
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>>90659765
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>>90665541
Thanks.
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>>90665618
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>people think prequel hating is a meme
>same people think shitting on TFA isn't a meme

Every fucking time.
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Post your favourite Star Wars photo
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>>90665766
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>>90665766
nice palpatine dubs
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>>90665766
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>>90665766
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It was nice of mon mothma to appear on the show via skype.
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>>90665737
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Did Sheev ever fall in love? Did he die a virgin?
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WTF was his problem?
https://youtu.be/5blbv4WFriM
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>>90663472
>as good as he wanted it to be
because you know what a series about a galaxy-spanning war needed? More Jar-Jar episodes and WAAAAAACKY battle droid hijinks!
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>>90665766
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>>90666092
He fucked the galaxy
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>>90666092
He got all the bitches.
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>>90666097
>that vid

Every time.
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>>90666120
>You know what a series about a galaxy-spanning war needed? More teddy bear people and WAAAAAAAAAAAACKY protocol droid hijinks!

See, I can do it, too.
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>>90666120
he says, while maintaining the cinematic maturity of the star wars OT despite its inclusion of a whiny teenage hero, a giant mute comic relief dog, a punning muppet goblin and an exasperated mechanical dandy providing audience asides

and that's not even going into the unfairly maligned ROTJ
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>>90666120
>implying there's anything wrong with Jar Jar episodes
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>>90666097
Lost
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>>90665766
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>>90663366
Damn America has poor taste in movies
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>>90666097
>the staredown at the end

every fucking time
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>>90666399
Does any country, when generalized?
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>>90666215
>>90666310
>>90666433
Top notch villian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gQozw40Mso
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>>90666458
I prefer this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3lScCvnkEQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-92UVQm6ZQU
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>>90666514
https://youtu.be/Av1BoAUb8WE
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>>90657929
>>90658049
It's worth pointing out that during most of the clone wars they tought Dooku was the master, and for some time Ventress helped him to keep the ilusion. It wasn't until the lost missions that they realize there is a sith lord behind Dooku.
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>"Before Palpatine's demise at the hands of the rebels, the computers finished their calculations, finally finding a way through the unknown. The Emperor was convinced that something waited for him out there – some origin of the Force, some dark presence formed of malevolent substance. The Emperor called it a signal – conveniently one that only he could hear. Even his greatest enforcer, Vader, seemed oblivious to it ..."

Oh god, is the Force tree leak real?
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>>90657324
I feel like I'm the only person that loves when Sam gets loud in things.
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>>90666829
>Palpatine's demise at the hands of the rebels
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>>90667067
>implying Vader didnt irebel
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>>90666829
I continue to believe that the Force Tree would be a blunder that blows Midichlorians out of the water. I hope for Disney's sake it's not true. I know in my bones normies would fucking HATE it.
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>>90667067
I doubt Luke spread word that he watched Vader kill Palpatine. The rest of the rebels and the entire Empire thought the Emperor died when the DS2 was blown up, not minutes prior to it.
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Why does no one like Chuck Winding? He can't write for shit, but the story wasn't too bad.
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>>90667096
Poe dameron has a force tree at his house doesn't he?

It was a gift from Luke to his parents or some shit
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>>90667096
Force Tree isn't that bad.

The Light and Dark force gods thing though, holy shit
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>>90666829
There is a force tree but it isn't a leak. A comic book released before we knew anything about TLJ showed force trees and then someone put two and two together and tried to make their rumor sound legit by adding in a little obscure reference to something legit. The actual rumor though that Rey is the chosen one and that the Jedi and Sith were made by that brother and sister has been confirmed bullshit not only by Pablo on Twitter but also by lore that explicitly shows that the Sith were created long after the Jedi Order was established and it's formation is absolutely nothing like that leak. Also they can't make Rey the chosen one since that contradicts Lucas' lore.
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>>90667121
He was given the outline. His job was super fucking easy, and it was still shit.
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>>90667096
The trees themselves already exist, but the story behind them doesn't (yet).
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>>90667121
People don't like gays, and Wendig put "too many" in the books. He even had all of them in (somewhat) healthy relationships! How gross.
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>>90667127
Yeah, that's what I meant. That entire wacky-sounding "origin of the Force" from the leaks. I think that would sink the movie and ruin everything that follows.
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>>90667136
So then why do they go to THE force tree that is what the jedi logo was based on then?
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>>90667177
WRONG

It wasn't that they were gay, but that he wanted special snowflake points on tumblr for it. He went full 'I DID THIS FOR THE ATTENTION' rather than just doing it
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>>90667121
>He can't write for shit
Pretty much this, along with trying to brand people criticizing his work as troglodytes.
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>>90666829
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Has anyone explained the aesthetic they were trying to go for with the Resistance's troops?

The First Order looks pretty slick besides the ducktrooper, the Resistance pilots look fine, I just can't fathom this ugly shit.
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>>90667177
I'm a gay. He's a whiteknighting faggot who did it for privilege points
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>>90667342
Rebels but more rebely-er
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>>90667202
Idk but absence of proof doesn't automatically mean that 'leaks' that have already been disproved in other areas are legitimate.
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>>90667342
They're going for the 'we're on the ropes and barely holding shit together' look, I think
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>>90667024
I love it too, Witwer is great, and he (no homo) has a great scream.

He really gives it 100% every time

He was born to perform a mentally unstable Maul
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>>90667413
This 100%

Witwer is fucking great
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>>90667372
>>90667396
aka the JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
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The Empire is so /fa/
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>>90667499
I hope the RO release has all that Krennic content that was cut
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>>90661100
No, I lost serious shit.
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what's going to be the moneyshot in the first TLJ trailer
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>>90667599
"Who are you?"
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>>90667613
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>>90667679
>I LEFT YOU IN THE DESERT FOR A FUCKING REASON
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>>90667705
That would be better
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>>90667705
It better be the fucking reason.
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>>90667782
>>90667751
But what if he turns her training down, and says "You need to find yourself, I can't tell you who you are"
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>>90667804
Would be a change of pace.

In TFA, every fucking character in the movie loved Rey and wanted her to stick around with them

Finn, Han, even fucking Kylo for fuck sakes.

For her to get to Luke, and him to tell her to piss off, would be legitimately refreshing.
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>>90667840
Luke seems like he is done with this shit. What if he just throws his hands and says "I hid myself for a reason, take the hint' and leaves her. That would be interesting.

He feels guilty for fucking up royally with Kylo, and letting all those children get murdered. Would be believable he doesn't want to try again.
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>>90667840
I want to see him give her as much grief as Yoda gave him when they first met.
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>>90667804
Rey having to earn Luke's trust in training her would be a nice consolation pries I guess.
>>
Where can I get a summary of the first two Aftermath books? I heard the first ones shit, and I dont really care about the second one. I just want to read about the battle of Jakku.
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I think the casts feelings towards Rey from TFA will be used to juxtapose who her actual identity is in the later movies
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>>90668015
How do they feel?

please elaborate
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>>90667993
The Wook looks like it's got a decent summary of the first two.
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>>90668049
Hamill couldn't even remember Rey's name
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>>90668049
Finn/BB8 thinks she's the shit and can do no seeing wrong and she's the Resistances darling

so when she's some palpatine thing or an evil clone baby/responsible for dead jedi somehow it'll clash with that initial conception of her
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>>90668104
>implying they'd actually make her evil and piss off the SJWs
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>>90667599
>Luke is training Rey in a lightsaber fight and does that hard downward slash to knock your opponent down that Kylo did
>Rey holds a hand up for him to help her up
>Luke just angrily turns around and says 'Back in formation!'
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>>90668180
>still buying the SJW bogeyman argument
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>>90668180
Rey the character will not be evil but she might have been evil in the past or related to evil
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>>90668180
JJ wouldn't, but we'll have to see what direction Lucasfilm take the remaining two movies. Lucasfilm seem to be left-leaning, but not turbo SJW's aside from anomalies like Cuck Wendigo

Remember, they're closer-following George "no underwear in space (^:" Lucas's ST plans for 8 and 9
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>>90668223
That would be interesting if she was Sheev's daughter
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>>90668233
No please that's some legends shit
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>>90668180
>still thinks Lucasfilm is pro-SJW when they forced a producer for Rogue One to delete anti-Trump comments and have often stated that they want to stay out of politics as not to alienate anyone and after they literally pulled a Fury Road by saying How awesome their female character would be just so SJWs wouldn't complain when the female character is incompetent as fuck and not a mary sue in Rogue One
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>>90668233
Why would she be the daughter of someone killed 11 years before she was born?
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AIWS is pretty entertaining for kid shit
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>>90668292
Doctor mixed up the sperm he was supposed to use for an artificial insemination procedure, so that's why they dumped her when they realized she wasn't theirs.
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I'm going to laugh so hard if she's some experiment baby they brought to the temple who accidentally nuked everyone with the force
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>>90668329
>she's a clone of Anakin
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>>90668356
POTTERY

someone post that lucas/pottery fusion pic
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Kind of a bummer the Aphra comic copied a story from a Legends comic. How lazy can they be?

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Rur
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>>90668180
Who gives a flying fuck about them?
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>>90668356
no even better

> she's from the same batch of experiments Anakin came from
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>>90668386
We've known this for like a month.
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>>90668316
that's because Star Wars IS "kid" "shit"

I'm not buying them yet though, not til they're all out so I can get em all at once otherwise I'll go through them too fast
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>>90668399
Would that make her Luke's aunt?
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>>90668375
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>>90668399
That would bake her like 50+years old
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>>90668386
>REEEE WHY DID THEY GET RID OF THE EU
>ok we'll give some of it back
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>90668443
70+, Anakin was born about 40bby
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>>90668457
Why are you green texting three different people, anon?
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>>90668443
unless she was stashed away/put on ice

come on it would honestly be a good explanation
>retarded good at force because experiments
>"""child of palpatine""""
>retcons Anakin being some retarded jesus shit
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>>90668526
>retcons Anakin being some retarded jesus shit

How about "no"
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>>90668428

they are all out, just in the UK. Amazon has them for like 5 bucks each, but shipping will probably take awhile. All of them up to the nest are out on kindle. Im probably about to buy the nest since its not in the pastebin, then order the rest from amazon. I have other stuff to catch up on while I wait for them in the mail anyway
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>>90668570
>muh bible
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>>90668513
I know im being a pratt, just kinda pointing out how it's impossible to please everyone.

Some people would be very happy to see that they're revitalizing an old weird EU story, but there will always be someone who will still think its bad that they didn't just do something completely new. Thats easier to complain about because you can say "not muh EU"
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>>90668593
If anything Christians would hate that a Jesus allegory slaughtered children
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>>90668618
*younglings
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>>90668526
Did I ever tell you the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
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>>90668650
What planet are youn'glings from?
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>>90668584
I prefer to have hard copies, I have a shit time seeing e-readers. And as far as I'm aware, in the states only the first 2 or 3 out of 5(?) are out.
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>>90668651
darth plagueis the not relevant ever ;_;
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>>90668618
If they haven't largely complained yet, 12 years later after that happened, I doubt they will care in the future.
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>>90668223
Reyvan
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>>90668736
Oh shit
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>>90668736
>Kotor actually takes place after the sequel trilogy, and the entire continuity of star wars just loops
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>>90668808
that would explain the bootleg OT aesthetic :^)
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>Snoke is Plagueis
>Snoke created Anakin and Rey as well as some other children as experiments with augmentations and heavy force sensitivity and implanted them in wombs, or grew them separately and fucked with their parents minds
>was betrayed by his apprentice, narrowly escaped death and fled to the outer reaches
>probed his ex-apprentices mind, hence why ONLY Palpatine got the messages and not Vader or anyone else
>renounced the Sith and reverted back to his old name

oh WAIT this very logical origin story isnt happening because
>DURR SNOKE ISNT PLAGUEIS

FUCK YOU LUCASFILM
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>>90668600
There's a difference between bringing back EU stuff and just copying it altogether. I'm glad to see the Massasi mentioned but I'm bummed the story plays out mostly like it's EU counterpart. Not worth investing since I can already guess the ending.
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KENOBAIRRHGHHFGJ
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>>90668808
>the "chosen one" prophecy is just the chosen force user sent back in time to try and stop the loop from happening over again, only to never succeed
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>>90668736
>>90668779
>>90668808
>Knights of Ren
>Rey
>Rey
>Ren
>Revan
>Revan was the original Chosen One
>Anakin was the original reincarnation but tainted his soul, splitting it in two like a Horcrux
>Kylo is the reincarnation of the Light Side, hence why he has a constant call to the light
>Rey is the reincarnation of the Dark Side of Revan.

How likely is this, lads?
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>>90668917
i will shoot myself if a stupid fucking video game becomes the most important piece of star wars lore
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>>90668917
Extremely, in my fanfictions at least.
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>>90668956
The Battle of Jakku DLC in Battlefront was just as important as setup for TFA as the Aftermath Trilogy was. What kind of blaster would you like?
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>>90668983
>explains why there are ships there
>>>>>important

might as well explain why wikket likes the color orange
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>>90668956
Revan wouldn't be from a videogame in this canon though, they would likely tell his part of the backstory in a book
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I liked the episode. The musical references made me laugh.
For being a "no one believes X that Y is evil" episode, this wasn't so bad.
Wedge doesn't know Chopper that well yet, so it made sense for him to not believe AP5
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>>90668998
The ships being there give Rey her entire Jakku-bound back story. Learning how to pilot, how to speak in a Core accent, scavenge for a living, etc. Also gives a visual explanation for why Jakku looks how it looks in TFA. You can't ignore all this because you don't think video games are just as important to the rest of canon, anon.
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>>90669092
More Wedge is also good too

But yeah, it was a fun episode
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>>90669102
Not him, and trust me I am very aware and supportive of the cross-media canon, but using Battlefront is really not a good example.

Lost Stars tells you everything you need to know about the Battle of Jakku for the backstory of TFA honestly. Battlefront doesn't even have a story.

FOR NOW, it's the only real visual example of the Battle, but you know, it's not much in the grande scheme of the rest of the canon
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>>90669266
>>90669266
>>90669266
New thread
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>>90668584
Here's The Nest. https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B1Ev0h6J50-NbWQ5Zl9hVUQ2czg

Also here's those Leia and Vader backstory books. https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B1Ev0h6J50-NRUUyTVhiNnJJNms https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B1Ev0h6J50-NalFvMm5tMmtOZ2s

And those picture book adaptations of Moving Target and Weapon of a Jedi. https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B1Ev0h6J50-NM3p5d3VjQ3UzZWs https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B1Ev0h6J50-NeEJqN0VYd0NSdnM

And Join the Resistance. https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B1Ev0h6J50-NbHdaemhjTE9HZ1E

Can someone keep all these links saved and make sure they're posted every thread until someone adds it to the pastebins or mega? I've been posting them all week but nobody has added them yet.
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>>90669618
I made this thread and I'll add these to the next one
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>>90668233
Nah, she doesn't have three eyes.
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