Post your favorite/most memorable lines from the show.

"Looks like you were something something crazy round man!"

>>90652641
>Oh Samurai, where are you Samurai? You can run but you can't hide 'cause I can smell your blood!
>You worthless wrinkled grub! I'll have you for dinner you worm! I'll eat every last monk in this hole! I'll devour you all just as I have consumed the Samurai!
>Oh, you goin' old school on me, huh? Well I got one of those!

>>90652641
>XTRA THICC

>what is haggis?

>SHEEP STOMACH STUFFED WITH MEAT AND BARLEY

No, there is no escape.

YO SENSEI, WHEN'S THE NEXT LESSON? YOU GOT A VIDEO I CAN WATCH OR SUMTHIN?

>>90652965
WE
WUZ
SAMURAI

>I know your arts as well. But... I've been trained to use the light!

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>Little man is coming. I do not wait. BAH. He will attack with sword, it breaks against my belly. Then I break HIM. BREAK HIM. BREAK HIM! BREAK HIM! BREAK HIM! THAT'S HOW BORIS GETS THE BOUNTY. ANY QUESTIONS?!
>Have you always been this stupid?
>YES!

>"You see Aku, I am smart, and you are pure evil. I knew that you knew that I knew that you knew that I knew that you would cheat. So I hid fake swords all over this place."

i must return to the previous time period

GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS!

CONFECTIONERY TREATS

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SHUT UP! I'M TRYIN' TO SLEEP!!!

YOU CAN FLY?

>>90653959
No, jump good.

The entire sequence when Aku orders a henchmen like a pizza.

"EXTRA THICK!"

>>90652641
>Wield what lies within. Break the siege of darkness.

>>90652641
I can't think of a great one other then the shared dialogue he has with aku.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EVDQrDNk-k

WHIP
IT
OUT
BABE

>>90653091
Fuck I was just about to post this.
https://youtu.be/pk4GYbAGXJ0?t=130

Whaddya think of that Mr Pajama Wearin'...

>>90652641
Who else thinks it's it's ironic that a Japanese man voiced by a Black man is trying to kill a Black man voiced by a Japanese man?

BEEF

JERKY

BEEF JERKEY

In Aku vs Jack when Aku points out how they just do the same thing every time they meet then shows jack by flying away shouting "I'll be back samurai, you see! HAHAHAHAHA" he then reappears "see?"

"OH YEAH! Porridge!"

>>90653091
High five

"Lulu...

...take care of Lulu..."

>>90655640
Lulu...
Sweet thing...

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>The part of the fight with scatbot where he fights with the power of scat

>>90652641
>NO! NO CHICKEN!

>>90655666
>That part of my life where I show I thought was good as a kid returned and was better than ever now I'm an adult

It was pretty cool

>>90655666
You really into scat huh Satan?

>>90655525
We really needed more stuff like this. These two are so absurd.

>>90655666
The moment he started speaking completely threw me off guard, I was not expecting that at all

Samurai...Samurai...why won't you DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE oh.

>>90652641
the best scene from the best episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7N67hn0TlA

>>90655741
>from the best episode
That's not The Princess and The Bounty Hunters

>You can fly?!

>>90655820
>by far
Have you fucking seen 'Jack is Naked'???

>>90655820
Whoops, was thinking of Jack and the Flying Prince and Princess, sorry.

>>90655820
You need to leave.

>>90655841
>>90655881
See >>90655843

My bad.

>>90655666
>worried the show might be too dark and depressing now
>this nigga shows up
It was perfect

>>90655906
Okay that's more reasonable. Flying Prince had a couple of good moments but it probably isn't going to make any top 10 lists.

>Aku crushing not-C-3PO

>AKU!
>Where?

>>90652641
"Oh put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's gonna happen. You'll swing your sword and I'll say, "I'LL BE BACK, SAMURAI!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon, and we won't see each other for about, a week. And then we'll do the same thing all over again."

>>90655955
Having just watched the whole series, it's honestly in my Top 10. Though that's probably because the princess was a qt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa-lmcdlq4A

>>90655774
I fuckin love love the bit where the princess talks to boris
"MUCH MONEY! PLEASE!"
"YOU'LL GET IT"
-Music cuts out so you hear the fire in the background-
"I better"
"You will"
"I better"
"You will"
"Okay, what is plan."

That pacing really got me.

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>>90655561
>High Five
>WACHAAAAW

>>90656041
As someone from the southeastern US, I can confirm all our law enforcement sounds like that.

Lulu. Sweet thing

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MY POOR GRAND MAMA IS OF DELICATE HEALTH

SO I AM DELIVERING TO HER A PICNIC BASKET OF CONFECTIONERY TREATS!

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>>90655978

>>90657838
little red riding aku is CUTE

>>90656062
"Hmmm"
"Hmmm"
"Hmmm"
"Hmmm"

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>>90657842

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEF

JEEEEEEEEEEERKYYYYYYYYYYY

AINT GONNA HAPPEN

Aku: HOW?!

HOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW???!!!

>>90655792
NO. JUMP GOOD.

>>90655531
THAT SAMURAI'S GONE BAKOOKOO

>>90658369
>4chan.png
>Alternatively, tumblr.png

>>90655946
I was so fuckin worried after the previews and that first 10 minutes that they were going to forget the comedy. My sides were in orbit as soon as this guy showed up. I still wonder though if they're going to avoid using Aku much.

"Samurai, Samurai... Why won't you DIIIIEEE!"