What /co/girls could your girlfriend easily cosplay as?

Susan Storm

inb4 invisible woman

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>>90651872
>girlfriend

>>90651872
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>>90651872
>your girlfriend
Get the fuck of this side normalfag

>>90651908
>>90651910
Nice

>>90651908
>>90651910
came here to post this

>>90651872
Hi, Jessie. I know you're trying to cultivate an image of professionalism ahead of your appearance on that cosplay reality contest, but retooling your social media pages and immediately stealth shilling yourself like this is bad form.

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>>90651910
First hivemind best hivemind

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>>90651872
>high heels
So many cute girls in almost accurate costumes, and so many times they have to ruin the accuracy with hells

>>90651908
>>90651910
Thread's over. Everybody go home.

>>90651872
She was Hadley last holloween, ik it's normie status. But hey, you got the tits then set them free. Want her to power girl next year.

>>90651872

We could cosplay as Jean Grey and Cyclops. It would be nice

Big Bertha

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>>90651937

Yep

>>90653660
I'd hit it and yell it's clobbering time

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>>90653660
???

Velma
Eileen
Fluttershy

>>90651910
Fuck.

What's with all these guys pretending to be virgins?

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I am the girlfriend

>>90656476
it's fine, I'm lesbi anyway

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>>90656014
I'm not a virgin but I did get dumped. That was months ago. Still single. Please kill me.

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Wow. Are we becoming /v/?

>>90656608
>months
Five years here.

You get used to it.

Infinity Gauntlet.

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>>90656762

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>>90656720
>five years
I've never had anyone since age 1. There were some potential partners but I told myself that I should finish education first before finding qt's to cuddle with because relationships split commitments and make choices harder.
Apparently, education never stops...

My wife could pull of Kamala Khan, but she's not into comics or cosplay even a little.

Which comic character is short and THICC? My girlfriend could probably do that.

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>girlfriend

kek you mean which of the dozen girls that friendzoned me?

I-I'm not crying I swear!

>>90656855
Dump her.

I'm just going to cheat and say the girl from Your Name. Shes out there, somewhere. Now I have to be the one to open the possibility that someone or no one is right for me.

>>90656762
fuckin kek

>>90656014
I have fucked escorts but never had a gf or convinced a girl to let me fuck her. Seems like a monumental task, at least with a girl who isn't a repulsive hambeast

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>>90656886
>friendzone
Doesn't exist Quasimodo:3

>>90651872
Is the Infinity Gauntlet a girl?

>>90657012
It does if a girl has other options and finds someone else better

>>90656014
I'm almost 29 and I never kissed a girl, I'm on the road to becoming a Wizard next year.

The worst thing is that everyone thinks I'm a good looking guy, but for some reason I haven't found a girl that clicked with me.

>>90656720
>five years

Twenty-seven here. What is this, amateur night?

>>90657086
>Have lots of female friends
>"You're such a great guy anon. You're tall and funny and can take care of yourself unlike most guys our age! What do you mean you don't have a girlfriend?"

I don't know. I am 25 and never had one. Girls always see me as a friend even after the first date

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>>90656720
I was single most of my life anyway, it's just a matter of relearning the same lessons.

>Expect the worst
>Prepare for the second best
>Never get your hopes up

>>90657130
I've had like two or three chances with very attractive women who were into me, but I managed to screw up. The first one was a cosplayer and I screwed up because I was stupidly in love with another girl by the time she appeared. She got tired of waiting for me. I'm a fucking faggot, I know, but sadly you can't help but doing stupid stuff when you're in love.

>>90657060
>if a girl has better options
Well that's the first red pill ain't it. Girls and guys wants someone better than they deserve correct? Maybe don't fixate your life on women when you don't know where ya stand. Ask ya self this, how would a gf help you right now.

>>90657355
I don't ask out supermodels, just girls who I find moderately attractive. I don't ask out anyone higher than a 7-8 and lower than a 5. It also just happens to be that I am more well-off than most of them

>>90657410
Ehh maybe you got a bit of the tism. Idk what ya want me to say. But you didn't really answer my question either. How will getting a gf improve your life as it is.

>>90657479
my life is pretty good I am just lonely and hate being the only one I know who never has someone close

>>90657524
getting a gf won't fix you loneliness it'll just make you more aware of it

>>90651872
the Fantastic Four

lost my pinky in a logging accident

>>90657100
>twenty-seven

what are you mortal or something?

i haven't been laid since the Sabine Women

>>90657571
Part of it is just the satisfaction of knowing I can achieve something like getting a gf I like. I've been successful in all areas of my life except that

>>90657355
Not the anon you're replying to, but I never understood this line of thinking: that you have to attain Buddha-levels of "self-realization" before even considering having a girlfriend. I really doubt that back in school the horny dorks that were most teenage boys at that age and that had a different gf every month stumbled upon Enlightenment every time.

>>90657524
don't worry, you know us.
i've been a wizard for two years now. soon i'll be a lich.

>>90657410
first of all, pussy is pussy

never mind your scoring, just find something warm that doesn't stink, bite, or infect

secondly, if you've got any female friends at all you probably already know someone who'd fuck you

no, not her, the one you're struggling to think of, she wants you because you barely notice her as a woman

thirdly, pussy is not pussy if it's a kid or an animal

don't go telling the cops 4chan told you it was OK to do your creepy tryhard shit

Panda Delgado

>>90657683
Right

I get that guys should not expect to easily get a gf if they look like a foot, but why do we need to have a great job and be in some sort of mental zen harmony as well as being a funny and confident god of the world?

>>90657524
>life is good.. I'm just lonely
Hmmm
>>90657631
>Part of the satisfaction of getting a gf I like
Idk man, conflicting trains of thoughts. You seem to want to be controlling rather than having a real deep emotionally connected relationship

>>90657683
It's just a simple question anon. Does involve a bit of self realization, but it is still very simple. Also you just answered your own question. Horny kids are horny, and that have very superficial relationships

>>90657953
And yet they managed to have relationships at all.

This is the kind of threads that make me want to disconnect and reconsider my life.

>>90658009
Yeah, I once had a thought like that seven years ago.

>>90657779
>we need to have a great job and be in some sort of mental zen harmony as well as being a funny and confident god of the world
Ya all those niggers, spics, and junkies that have gf/wives really are the cream of the crop aren't they.
BTW who told you that you have to have any of what you to get a girl. No one has it all.

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Not my girlfriend, but she could easily cosplay this character.

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>>90658047
I left /co/ three years ago.
I am back again now. There is nothing out there but pain.

>>90658009
why? it's not like anything would change. if you stay online you can at least find something funny or interesting.

>>90658098
Sissy.

Thing.

The Addams Family one, not Marvel.

>>90657995
A superficial one. No weight. Nothing of substance if the relationship ended. Get a hooker that charges reasonable rate for a gf experience and you get the same out of it.
>B-but that's cheating!
If you just wanted a sex fueled faux relationship then what does it matter

>>90658060
>who told you that you have to have any of what you to get a girl. No one has it all.
You hear it all the fucking time on any discussion forum that allows this topic, m8. They always demand that you Get Your Shit Together™ before anything, like this was some kind of entrance exam. Apparently in order to get laid, you must first win the Nobel Peace Price and THEN you can be worthy of asking about how to get a girlfriend.

Sometimes I just think it's simply normies trying to hold up a monopoly.

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>>90658098
What do you want a motivational quote to get through the next day superimposed on a DEEP picture or artwork?
Or how about butters saying even though life is hard, he doesn't want to live a sad life

>>90658188
>A superficial one. No weight.
No. A lifetime of no gf has no weight. A superficial relationship is still more than zero, just like how even one decimal point is greater than zero as well.

>>90658229
so neets telling you what you need to do to not be like them. That's your source for what to strive for. Idk man, do you actually talk to strangers? I know I try to. Never get to know em completely but most are humble and try to give decent advice. Not one of them sound like people behind the screen that seem to parrot the nonsense that you got to be a walking example of what is expected out of a man.

>>90657689
I have a great job I love, am in relatively good health, am safe, have a couple good friends.

I have no gf but I have 4chan at least

>>90658304
So you made every effort to get a gf and you still failed. Sounds like you are just a loser who should just quit and focus your energy in other things since you condemned yourself to be partnerless for lifetime. I mean if it is inevitable to be without a partner, use your ambition to get up and get fit, the body is bretty cool. Like a sculpture, it can be chiseled at.

>>90657702
If I wanted to I could fuck escorts all day. I've done it before and feel nothing. It's not the sex that I want. That's just a nice bonus. I just want a chance at love because I am a romantic faggot

>>90658487
Buy me a diamond.

>>90658525
Fuck you, he or she is mine. You better be he faggot

>>90658525
I didnt get all those things by being desperate or stupid.

>>90658487
>but I have 4chan at least
That's not a good thing.

>>90658262
Clare is pretty fuckin' hot.

>>90658524
still applies

"I want romance but also she's gotta be a solid 5/7" is not a great way to find what you're looking for

>>90651872
Well she's a short redhead with brand new breast implants, any ideas?

>>90656014
>pretending
Ell oh ell.

>>90658383
>>90658229
>>90658060
Because it seems to be more advice for the broken fuck ups who don't know how to connect with people rather than normal people who don't have it all together. If you're a 30 year old virgin with no friends of course you're going to have a lot of emotional and social issues you're going to need to work past before you can resemble a healtyh person.

>>90657709
No fucking way

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I doubt she'd ever wear something like this, but she looks basically the same, same hair and body type and everything.

>>90660529
Pics or gtfo.

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Exgf but Marie Kanker. I could do Double D pretty well also. She actually almost got a Marie cosplay together but gave up for some reason.

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My current gf could be Squirrel Girl from Bendis era New Avengers. My ex could easily be Kate Bishop or Raven. The girl in my nursing class that I think like me could be Kamala/Ms. Marvel. Lots of Marvel waifus in my life.

>>90660074
>paying for a boojob
>not just loving her for her flatness

amethyst

>>90663258
>dating a fatty
Lmao my dude

>>90663437
chubby girls a best mang

>>90663459
Get higher standards my dude

>>90663493
but i'm a big guy, friend.

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Not /co/ but she's perfect for it

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>>90658304
>A lifetime of no gf has no weight
Sure as hell doesnt feel like it.

Harley Quinn

New 52 power girl the sassy black one, Misty Knight, or maybe Kamala if we're liberal about comic accuracy.
She did make a qt Starfire last Halloween though.

>>90665878
The absolute worst pokegirl? I would be insulted

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>>90651910
>>90651908

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>>90656014
>tfw 22 year old hugless virgin

>>90669812
>only 22

>>90665878
Why are you dating a child? Also let me know how the fuck that hair works.

>>90670247
She's 22, she's just tiny

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Does this count?

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>>90656014
go to facebook if you want to talk to normies you roastie thot

>>90667642
underated

>>90670512
>officer

>>90651910
godamnit

>>90657060
The Friendzone doesn't exist, because if you believe yourself to be in it then you've never really been an actual "friend" to that person.

>>90672458
Sure it does, it's basically a fancy internet word for "let's just be friends" or "I love yo like a brother"

I think we could pull off a Jessica Cruz Power Ring and Kyle Rayner White Lantern duo.

bupm