You have 15 seconds to be as Dale Gribble as possible.
SSHHHHSHAAAAAAW
>>90606355
Why, you tryin' to figure out which of us is the real Dale Gribble?
*turns a blind eye to my wife getting impregnated by another man*
WingGO!!!
>>90606355
Dale Gribble? Whoever could that be? My name is Rusty Shackleford
>>90606355
...Why? Perhaps you think me some kind of ignorant rube, but I know enough to understand when I'm being manipulated by government watchdogs.
Do not tread on me, for I will tread back on you!
>>90606355
9/11 was an inside job by the government. The planes were actually holograms and all the passengers have been swept away from public eye at Guat-no Bay.
>>90606355
POCKET SAND
Alien!