Beauty And The Beast 2017 "Gaston" Song

>No "every last inch of me is covered with hair"

Dropped.

>>90594096
Gaston was decent, shame about the rest of the songs.

They should have really gotten better singers.

>>90594096
Man I ain't digging Gaston's new voice. Just doesn't carry the same overblown masculinity.

>>90594096
This is awful.

>>90594177
Eh, at least it's better than Lumiere's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qQ__xrUF3Y

>>90594096
I want Gaston to shoot me from behind.

The new musical arrangement is awful, and

> Gaston saying LeFou went overboard with his praise

what the hell?

>>90594355
don't we all?

>>90594170
fucking wookies get off my /co/

>that illiteracy joke at the end
my fucking sides

>>90594096
Is this from a Broadway performance because it sounds like shit.

>>90595257
it's shit m8

>>90595127
That's because Lefou gets too intimate during that part of the song.

It's pretty good, but it's the best of the bunch. The rest are worse

>>90594096
>Gaston sounding like a baguette
>Dropping the lyrics halfway through to "bring out" the orchestra
>Gaston's actor doesn't have a thick neck, biceps to spare, nor he is the size of a barge
>Changing the lyrics to emphasize how Gaston should be treated as the bad guy, no questions asked
This is pretty fricking bad
>>90595570
In the original he ties a belt around his neck and pulls on it, how much more fucking intimate do you get

He sounds better in the Belle song, but Belle doesn't sound great thee instead IMO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egQbaDRMxGI

>>90594096

I actually like it

>>90596090
What about the Mob Song?

Is nobody going to bring that one up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nEiNxr4NpQ

>>90595408
Was gonna say exactly this.
All of these songs sound way too overproduced, they lack the punchiness of the originals, and the singing is just mediocre.

It's dreadful, all of it.

>>90596265
Great job summing up my opinions on it. This song sent me from neutral to negative. I don't need them to take a break after saying "expectorating" to spit, it really does feel like a stage production.

>>90595408
>>90596265
>~5 second soft intro
>blase singing
>spend as much time hitting the sing-talk compromise as they do actually singing
has all the hallmarks of one

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>Remaking Beauty & The Beast without Howard Ashman

Probably would've had a shitfit in the recording studio had he been alive to see Luke Evans sing "BAAAAARGE" as "BaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAArge"

Also, if he had to deal with the fact that Emma Watson had to be autotuned he'd probably have killed himself faster than AIDS eventually did.

>>90595598
The Mob Song was pretty good too imo.

>>90594283

Two of the great things about Beauty & the Beast were Howard Ashman's vision for it and Jerry Orbach as Lumiere.

Guess what those two have in common?

>>90596235

JFC, they're going to have LeFou do a Heel Face Turn, aren't they?

Can't have "muh first gay Disney character" be a bad guy now can we.

>>90596567
Not just a bad guy, a cronie.

>>90595257
For what it's worth, that jokes not new (Albeit, they reworded it slightly). It's on the animated films OST version of Gaston which is slightly extended to what is shown in the movie.

>>90596567
>Gaston
>Villain

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>>90596687
He's supposedly a war hero in this movie.

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>>90595940
>how much more fucking intimate do you get

>>90596235
this is pretty good.
any song without Emma Watson is great

>>90595940
>In the original he ties a belt around his neck and pulls on it, how much more fucking intimate do you get
They also dance together and preted to get married in the animated version.

>>90596742
>gad's neck is thicker
Repugnant.

>>90595940

I read that the new lyrics are lyrics Ashman wrote but didn't use.

>>90596742
where's gaston??

>Hire Audra McDonald who is the best singer of anyone they cast
>She sings for less than two minutes

What did they mean by this?

If they wanted to do something different, they should have just replaced this with "Me" instead of butchering it.

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Disney stop. This is bad.

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I actually think movie's version of "The Mob Song" sounds better than the original. It's certainly much more menacing.

>>90594283
>Vaudeville New Yawk Lumiere

JUST

>>90597265

Ever heard the theory that Beast's plight is an AIDS allegory and that The Mob Song's lyrics were partially inspired by the hysteria surrounding AIDS in the 80s?

>>90597386
Ever hear that Nala was fucking Timon on the side and Simba was actually fucking Shenzi in Lion King II?

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>>90594096
>Lefou sings "In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!" while he lifts his own shirt

What did he mean by this?

>>90597386
Or maybe it's just about an angry mob wanting to kill a character we like just because its scary looking?

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>>90597505

>>90597505
Eggman likes what he sees.

>>90596742
Is this the "exclusively gay moment" the press is talking about?