Garth Ennis is the Seth Rogen of comic books.

>>90593756
HAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dude you are going to get so much shit for this hahahahaha
you're not even all that wrong hahahahaha

>>90593756
you know
as good as ennis's shit has been
like Preacher and whatnot
he jerks Punisher's ween so hard he's probably broken his arm a few times now

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dude dick and balls lmao

>>90593963
Punisherfags are some of the worst, though there's alot of crossover with the batfags

>>90594149
>>90593756
>garth ennis checks his schedule
>time for punisher
>strips completely nude
>gets some shoeshine, lathers his torso with it
>leaves a bare, skull-shaped negative space on his bare, pale chest
>uses the shoeshine draw two angry eyes, a skull nose, and long teeth into it
>looks at himself in a grimy, cracked full-length mirror
>"i'm perfect"
>it's time to write
>he sits down to his desk
>starts typing away
>writes this dialogue
>"i'm frank castle"
>dick gradually getting harder
>"i'm frank fucking castle"
>he's at full mast
>the script is almost halfway done
>he's covered in sweat
>the shoeshine is starting to run
>his dick pulsates every time he gets to writing the women's dialogue
>one throb for normal conversation
>two throbs for every time they mention Punisher
>"FUCK SUPERHEROES"
>he's almost reached the end, in more ways in one
>"I'M FRANK FUCKING CASTLE"
>he finishes, in more ways than one
>sends the completed script to his editor
>goes straight to bed
>doesn't even clean himself off
>hibernates for the next week

>>90593756
>>90594149
>>90594907
Thanks for telling me I don't have to read Punisher MAX, OP.

Ennis shouldn't surprise you with his schtick if you read even a single page of The Boys

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>>90593756
Say what you will about Ennis but he absolutely hates Wolverine and I dig that. With him writing, Logan's been
>blasted point blank in the nuts with a shotgun
>crushed with a steamroller
>been shot with an RPG and left his guts hanging out in front of him
>had all of his dialogue basically reduced to repeating the words 'Bub' and 'Ol Canucklehead'
And in this age of Wolverine fanwankery, I dig that a lot

>>90596804
>has gone through multiple wars
>has faced enemies with various energy powers and advanced weaponry
>has faced giant robots with fuckin lasers
>has fought aliens who can kill things with a thought
>is deterred by a shotgun blast to the groin

yea

nah

>>90596804
Don't let your hatred for a character cloud your judgement, bad writing is bad writing. When Ennis writes Wolverine then it's nothing but bad writing

>Wolverine fanwankery
He says When Ennis writes Punisher when the biggest fanwank possible

>>90595377
You're missing out on the best Punisher run ever once you get past the first arc anon. For some reason Ennis was still writing on Punisher Knights autopilot for those first few issues, after that everything clicks and you get shit like The Slavers and Barracuda and Valley Forge.

>>90596989
Has anyone else ever written him getting blasted in the groin with a shotgun so that we have a point of comparison?
No?
Then your argument is moot
>>90597078
>Up is Down and Black is White
>Long, Cold Dark
>Valley Forge, Valley Forge,
>Slavers
>universally considered to be Punisher's best stories
>all written by Ennis
Anon, I.......

>>90597301
Yes and? Ennis punisher is still fan wank

>>90597301
You don't go through multiple actual wars with limited medical capabilities and faulty weapons and come out with your groin intact every time

>>90593756

In the Beginning was... not the greatest arc, and definitely felt like it was, I don't know, trying too hard.

>>90594435
Google turned up nothing.

Did you just write this all on your own?

>>90596804
>Wolverine fanwankery

/co/ is nothing but Wolverine hatewankery. And you're just contributing to the circlejerk.

>>90597177
Stuff in this thread isn't even bad. That's the same character with the fetish for Punisher and for one it was refreshing to see a more fucked up and sexually driven female character instead of just being the usual background woman.
She's obviously turned on by violence, so what? How is that bad? I'm turned on by violence and I just relate.

>>90600789
... Are-
Wh-
You cannot be serious.

>>90600943
It's because it's a sexy lady character that was made explicitly to be turned on by how awesome and badass the Punisher is, not just some character who gets turned on by violence in general.
So, in other words, wankery.
It's just tacky and obvious to a ridiculous degree is all. It's like when Marv Wolfman had a random telepath scan Superman's mind and basically die from how powerful and kind and nonjudgmental Superman was.
Just more lewd.

Notice how everyone in the thread who is negative about Ennis, is a CBR refugee.

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>>90601983
>CBR refugee
How fucking dare you, sir?

>>90601131
She doesn't even show a specific interest in the Punisher.

>>90601131
>"He lives up to his legend, I'll say that for him."
>"You know, he is in great shape for a guy his age. I wonder if he's got a big dick?"
>"In case I get a chance to fuck him. I like big dicks."

literally taken from just a singular page
the intent is fairly obvious as shit.

>>90602169
>>90602317

meant fer this anon

>>90602317
Yes, she sounds like she would do that to any mass murderer vigilante, she's not being fangirly "omg is TEH punisher, TEH frank castle, I wanna suck his dick so hard".
It's like she wouldn't even think about him if she didn't get that job.

>>90602426
Agree to disagree? It would appear your interpretation of the text differs from mine.
It just reeked vaguely of Mary Sue fanfic tier nonsense to me.

>>90602576
Well it was the only time other than Barracuda's final realization that I've seen this direct mention of Punisher in idolization, so I don't have a reason to believe it was character wankery, even knowing Garth Ennis can be guilty of that on occasion.