Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.

>>90590935
Asking for Balls, name is Suckmy

>>90590935
Hi, I'd like to speak to Zaphaggit, first name Opie.

Is a Isaac Hunt there?

Estoy buscando a Gota, Barry.

>>90590973
Hey everyone! Opie Zaphaggit! Is Opie Zaphaggit here?!

>>90590935
Jon Arbuckle

>>90591177
Jon Arbuckle who?

>>90590935
im looking for Hugh Jazz

>>90591215
Jon Arbuckle, 2

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>>90591149

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>>90590935
Helo Id lik to speek with Nis. First name Be.

Hello I'd like to speak with the good seasons of The Simpsons.

>>90590935
Hey, uh, I'm asking for someone named Meyballs, first name Kahtoff.

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>>90591149
Ha!

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>>90590935
*grinding noises*

>>90591270
Okay, just a sec...

Uh, Be Nis! Be Nis!

HEY EVERYONE, I WANT BE NIS!

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>>90591317

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>>90591378
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD :D

I'm looking for an Al.
Last name Coholic

>>90591562
that's lame, anon

I'm looking for a guy named Peter, Peter F Isle.

Hugh Jazz was a pretty cool guy. I would have liked to get to know him.

>>90590935
It there a Seymour Buds there?

I'm looking for Ahambone, first name is Ghostis

>>90591247
Jon Arbuckle, 0

Is Mr Mapants there? First name Ahsheet?

Muslim looking guy.

I'm looking for a Ms. Thesharif. Aisha Thesharif.

I'm looking for my sister, Amanda. It's Love family business.

Is my husband there? First name Tookul, last name Maishelv.

This is the Springfield Inpatient Care from several blocks north of you. We're looking for a patient that may have wandered off in an opiate induced haze. He has shown to respond well to his full name even when under the influence. Last name Jay, first name Veejay.

Is Aychai there? An Aychai V Positive.

Hello, I'm looking for a Joey JoJo

>>90599734
That's the stupidest name I ever heard.

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>>90591149
>>90591149
He totally is!

>>90590935
Hello... I'd like to speak to "stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt", first name "I'm a".

>>90600315

>a man runs out crying

>>90601537
Hey, Joey Jojo!

>>90591149
I'm Opie Zaphaggit.

>>90603307
Uh, look, I'll level with you, Mister. This is a crank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.

>>90590935
Is Homer there?

Homer ....Sexual

>>90590935
Hello, Moe? Your sister's being raped!

Yes im looking for Dick

Dick Enmaimouf

>>90601537
SONO CHI NO SADAME

>>90590935
Hey, Moe. I'm looking for someone who calls themself Bich, first name Amsacha

Hi, I'm looking for someone named Isaac. Last name is Hawk.

>>90590935
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y3kVTUHRbWM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rIy_RXX_VLE

Ist hier jemand der Dünsch heißt?