Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?

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He shines.

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He becomes the fastest toad alive?

>>90589499
I consider this the single worst one-liner in the history of cinema.

>>90589745
Orange Slices top it for me, but I'm not American

>>90589499
IT FUCKING DIES

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How do you kill a man without fear?

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Don't you know who I am?

>>90589769
The fuck is orange slices?

>>90589769
I don't even count orange slices as a one-liner.
It's way to flaccid to even qualify as one.

>>90589905
Egg

An airstrip overlooking a grey city rocked by artillery
fire. A bland CIA Operative, flanked by Special Forces Men,
stands in front of a commuter plane. CIA Man watches the
Land Cruiser pull up, hard. The Militia Men jump out of the
vehicle.
The Driver shoves the bespectacled man in front of the CIA
Man.

2.
CIA MAN
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
Dr. Pavel nods, nervous. CIA Man hands the Driver a
briefcase.
DRIVER
He wasn't alone.
CIA Man, confused, spots the Hooded Men. He turns to Dr.
Pavel.
CIA MAN
You don't get to bring friends.

DR. PAVEL

(SHAKEN)
They are not my friends.

DRIVER
Don't worry, no charge for them.

CIA MAN
Why would I want them?

DRIVER
They were trying to grab your
prize. (Smiles.) They work for the
mercenary. The masked man.
CIA MAN

(EXCITED)
Bane?
The Driver nods. CIA Man turns to his Special Forces Men.
CIA MAN
Get 'em on board - I'll call it in.

>>90589745
Saw the movie on tv yesterday and I agree. Logan's "You're a dick" is still gold though.

>>90589745
>i dont see how thats a party :^)

>>90593377
Scott's reaction was almost as good as the line itself.

>>90589769
>>90589745
You're both fucking wrong.
>MK Annihilation
>"Mother, you're alive!"
>"Too bad, YOU... will DIE"

>>90589827
to be honest michael clarke duncan was a better kingpin

>>90593470
I always saw this as Natasha honestly being confused. Tony's trying to be all cool 'n shit, and she really doesn't understand how a giant robot monster could be considered a party.

>>90593514
He laughs it off doesn't he?

>>90593514
Haha yep. He's like "Yep, that's Logan allright" which makes Logan hugging Scott all the more precious in DoFP

>"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill"

>>90589499
I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU FIX THE DAMN DOOR

>>90593542
>MK Annihilation
The whole movie, anon.

>"If those bars could keep me away from YOU, Sheeva - I would welcome them!"
>"I HAVE NO USE FOR EXCUSES"
>"...but you DO look good in mud!"
>"There's a slow way...and there's a fast way..."
>The concept of Animality accompanied by the worst special effects

The list goes on.

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>>90589745
The Joker: Would you die for me?
Harley Quinn: Yes.
The Joker: That's too easy. Would you live for me?

Harley Quinn: Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape?
[to SEALs]
Harley Quinn: Sorry. The voices.
[chuckles]
Harley Quinn: I'm kidding! Jeez! That's not what they really said.

Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?

What if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House and grab the President of the United States right out of the Oval Office? Who would've stopped him?

Rick Flag: I'll accept the consequences.
Amanda Waller: I am your consequence.

What, we some kinda... Suicide Squad?

This is Katana. She's got my back. She can cut all of you in half with one sword stroke, just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.

>>90593947
>"What if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House and grab the President of the United States right out of the Oval Office? Who would've stopped him?"
>literally only enchantress or diablo could have posed any sort of recognizable threat against a Superman-tier threat

>>90589499
So what happens to a weather girl when a telepath has a seizure

>>90589499
I really want to know what was going through Hayder's head when he wrote that line.

>>90594036
But what about Slipknot?

>>90594410
What if Slipknot was using WW's lasso?

>>90593571
-t. cuck

>>90594380
Wasn't it Whedon who wrote it?

I remember reading that it was supposed to be set up like a bad joke on purpose (What happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? It croaks!!), and instead of delivering a cheesy punchline, she just non-chalantly says "eh, same thing as everything else". The swerve joke, and all that.

But the joke not being as well known as, say, chicken crossing the road, coupled with Halle's delivery, ruined it. Maybe if someone made the "it croaks" joke earlier, so it turned into a "ooh, I know what's coming" callback that got swerved, it would have worked.

Then again, maybe the excuses are just revisionist history to cover for a shitty line.

>>90594550
>big, scary crime boss VS d'onofrio's weird stunted dialogue
i like what i like, anon

>>90589499
if they had just stopped the line at Toad's "No..." and then cut straight to him getting hit by lightning, it might have been pretty funny.

>>90594594
>Scary crime boss vs. literal fat autist who needed a carer

>>90594594
>>90594782
D'onofrio was way scarier and I loved the new backstory. And his speeches were epic.

>>90589499
>>90593470
Both Joss Whedon lines
What a talented guy.

>>90593898
>"Destroy... EVERYTHING!"

>>90594956
Such great speeches as "You ruined everything! I'm GOIng to KILL yoU!!"

>>90594956
>"I'm just saying goodbye, old friend. Just saying goodbye."
>"It's a shame you came here wounded. I would've loved to fight you in your prime."
>"I was raised in the Bronx, Wesley. This is something you wouldn't understand."
>"Business. That's all it ever is, is business."
>"Wesley, did you know that in ancient times they would cut the tongue out of their bodyguards their first day on the job? You think that's awful, don't you? You don't like that... I do."

vs

>"I WEAR CUFF LINK OF DAD TO REMIND ME NO LIKE DAD"
>"GOOD SAMARITAN, I AM ILL-INTENT"

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>>90589499
AHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH

>>90594577
>>90594380
I heard that originally, Toad was going to keep making quips about all the shit toads could do during all his fights, so Storm was turning the line against him as she made him finally shut the fuck up

>>90595066
>"IT IS NOT. WEAK. TO VALUE LIFE!"

>>90595519
And then people remembered that Ray Park is brilliant at action but terrible at delivering lines?

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>>90595507
aaheeeheeeheeeheeee

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>>90595066

>>90594577
>>90595519

It's as much Singer's fault for bad directing imo

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>>90595507
Nice

>>90589745

I don't know, man.

>DO YOU BLEED
>YOU WILL

has to be up there.

>>90598925
But that's fucking badass, you retard.

>>90595053
joss whedon wrote x1?

huh, didn't know that

>>90589905
They call me judgment boy

>>90594612
it'd be good if he says no and then it cuts away somewhere else and you see hear thunder and lightning off in the distance

>>90598973

>But that's fucking badass, you retard.

It sounds like something that Punisher parody from The Tick would say. It's tryhard to the point of comedy.

>>90598981

>joss whedon wrote x1?

Uncredited rewrites. He was a script doctor for years.

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>>90593610
>>90593651
yeah. i wish the movies explored their relationship more. could've blossomed into a shit-flinging bromance

>>90599053
There's nothing tryhard about it. How can you intimidate an indestructible alien? Even when he fought Zod he didn't get a scratch so the question arises, "can you even bleed?" and in the end he did make him bleed.

>>90590110
It was in that disney comedy that came out, civil dispute