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What happened to this character?
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>>90587307
*starts crying*
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>>90587307
hey /hst/, I'm at Act 6 Act 5. Is it worth finishing?
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>>90588152
You've gotten far enough that you might as well finish it. Just don't expect much for the ending.
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>>90587307
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Six weeks and one day since the hiveswap newspost. Im starving Andrew "donald trump" Hussie.
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January
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>>90588567
>>90588585
it'll be worth the wait, promise
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>>90587342
>>90587573
>>90588152
>>90588249
>>90588502
>>90588567
>>90588585
>>90588602

how many of you fags just sit in the catalog, refreshing every minute waiting for a homestuck thread to appear?
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>>90588618
I have an uncanny ability of arriving just as one starts.
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>>90588618
I always seem to find these right as they start.
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>>90588618
And yet here you are, at the start of the thread
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>>90588698
The thread was made an hour ago.
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>>90588699
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Is xe /ourguy/?
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>>90588801
>xe
>guy
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>>90588801
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So what are the odds of 4/13 for
>game
>huss project
>epilogue
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>>90588929
Guaranteed epilogue with Davekat
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>>90588929
>Homestuck ended nearly one year ago
What the fuck, I swear this shit was a few months ago.
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>>90588618
Contrary to popular belief homestuck readers dont browse just these threads.

>>90588644
>>90287083
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>>90588929
I'm gonna guess a WLF sale (that still won't be as great as the old WP sales), probably episode one of the game, and lastly another "big things are happening" post by andrew with little actual substance.
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Pick up the phone, baby.
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>>90588984
it was an okay album. I wasn't too into it at first, especially that purgatory track. the whole thing felt a little slow and pensive(?), to the extent of it feeling like a drag in general. like with me, Hush builds up to 'Wrong or Right' really well, then the rest of the album is like a cooling off period. all of this one felt like the last part of that Hush.

It's deffo the weakest album, taking CB's place I agree.
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>>90587342
There's been months since the last time I checked a hs thread and u still here, KatNep anon, ilu
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>>90589122
ring ring
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>>90589144
You should edit hussie in there. Or vriska.
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What is Aradia thinking about?
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>>90589226
Thinking about steelcorridor drawing cuck john
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>>90587307

Dave Strider decapitates him in the climactic battle of the story.
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>>90588801

Nothing about that hairstyle or expression or body language is suggestive of Dave OR Nepeta. Lazy!
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>>90589122
Can i get a quick rundown on this guy?
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>>90589226
DICKS
IN
PUS

How does he manage to draw these Aradias so boner inducing?
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>>90589191
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>>90589136
I thought ED was kind of a weird one because he had already released a few of the tracks before the album, such as Purgatory and We don't know anything. I haven't really listed to CB enough to compare, but I thought ED was pretty good. I actually really liked Purgatory though as well as Suicide Hotline.
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>>90589191
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>>90589611
Suicide hotline is pretty great, and yeah purgatory has grown on me. the instrumental is actually superb.

I used to avoid CB back when it came out because it was a little bit of a departure from what I expected. I like it quite a bit, and I think the fact that I've been listening to it for so long is why I place it above Daydreams. It's by no means bad ofc, straight into my playlists etc.
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>there are still threads
>literally a year since the last real update
:thinking:
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>>90589899
of a number
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>>90589226
school
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>>90589922
Between 450 and 850
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How would you fix Homestuck?

>Karkat dies
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>>90590361
>Everyone but Karkat dies
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Does anybody remember this?
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>>90590798
DE

DELET THIS
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>>90591021
>those lips
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>>90591060
Sick prank, bro.
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>>90591219
I knew a girl like this in college.

I dropped out.
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Andrew Hussie is a self-loathing betacuck numale whose been emotionally castrated by Halftruth and literally castrated by IPGD. All of his friends and employees are SJWs who demonize men and it comes through in his writing of all male Homestuck characters been wimpy and emotionally broken and the female characters as strong independent women who don't need no man.
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>>90591451
Every
Single
Thread
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eri wwas right
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>cawn has as many albums as homestuck now and going up
Talk about dedication
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>>90591451
sometimes I look at the old blurbs, or even stuff like AIDS and Hooray for church and I just wonder what happened to this man.
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>>90591451
okay that's cool and all but

>self-loathing

You'd think the nigga would've stopped all this shit before it got to uncontrollable levels. But he didn't. He got all the royalties, so I don't think he was suffering that much.

btw did anyone hear about him? in regards to anything at all? I know you fucks stalk him every step he takes
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>>90591804
I was curious about Hussie but sure give me the rundown on these guys as well please.
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>>90588970
A year is a few months
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You all deserve to die.
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>>90589226
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>>90589573
Does she have a pimple fetish or something?
Why would she want to think about dicks in pus?
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>>90592132
Oh you know. Still angry at comics for no real reason. dangling on the edge of suicide. Fapping.

The usual
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>>90590188
That better be shopped.
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I can't believe Vriska purchased some fucking Stormcast Eternals after her FLARP session.
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>>90588618
i don't sit, thanks to my trusty skulltop
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>>90589122
I am not home, baby
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>>90589122
the call that saved homestuck
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>>90587307
He happened. Old Fauntleroy, the Man with Three Faces; Delayer, Deceiver, Destroyer.
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>>90593035
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>>90587307
defeated by the power of Cohen's shitty writing
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>>90588618
[Settings] > Monitoring > [v] Thread Watcher
[Settings] >Filters & Post Hiding > Filter and highlight specific threads/posts [Edit] > Add > [v] [Homestuck] [co] [Subject] [/] [v] [ ]

Enjoy the spoonfeeding, newfag
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>>90592848
homestuck isn't saved at all you shit
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>>90590798
I see a nipple
MODS
MODS
MODS MODS MODS
MODS MODS MODS
damnit 4chan this isn't spam
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>>90593035
>>90593182
I feel like there's still so much I have yet to read... (Act 6 Act 3)
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REMOVE KATNEP
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hey remember when Karkat called Nepeta an autistic catgirl and never really interacted with her ever again
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GC: WOW WH4T 4 V13W...

CG: TO A KILL
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>>90591691
Last thing we heard about hussie he was officiating $helbys lesbian wedding
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>>90594059
Because nobody picked the phone yet durr
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>>90589226
DEEP

ANAL
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Every thread it's the same boring bait, same boring people, same boring arguments...
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>>90595160
now where could my pipeorgan be?
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>>90592551
Weird, I don't remember posting that.
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What if 3/14 for Hiveswap
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>>90588968
>lol davekat is happening you guys!!
Why can't fujos just admit their shit ship will never happen?
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>>90595948
When the gates are opened, they cannot be closed. This is why you NEVER appeal to fujos in the first place.
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>>90595908
11/11
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Congratulations! After you made a sort-of-funny comment on twitter, Hussie has decided you have what it takes to be a co-writer for the Homestuck Epilogue! He has tasked you with one thing, and has given you free reign to do it. Fix Vriska.

You can't retcon anything, you can't kill her, and you can't shove her under a rug. She's going to be front row and center, and you need to make that not suck. How do you do it?
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>>90596022
not possible
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Post siblings
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>>90596088
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>>90596286
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>>90587307
He flipped out and attacked people who were on his side some of which he knew for no reason while attacking someone both him and his potential allies were attacking too
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>>90596593
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>>90596638
Okay let me try this again.
>Both him and the kids had an interest in fighting Jack English
>This Jack knew Terezi from his original session and should have saw her as an allie
>He had no previous beef with the human kids
WHY THE FUCK DID HE ATTACK THE KIDS AND NOT JOIN THEIR SIDE?! ITS FUCKING STUPID.
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>>90596088
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>>90596022
1. Terezi finds the way back to Vriska and the others stuck in the old universe via some off-camera bulllshit that will be explained poorly in a later chatlog or hussie tweet.

2. Terezi makes an expedition party to rescue everyone, warning all the alpha kids that LE could still be alive and to be on your guard

3. We have a LEGIT REAL ALCHEMY SESSION with Terezi and the alpha kids because holy shit why did this stop being a thing

4. They make their way back into the old universe to find LE and the beta kids still locked in battle, and instantly join in to help them via a sweet battle flash like the end of Act 6.

5. John strikes the final blow on LE using some maggufin weapon that the alpha kids made for him. Erisolsprite is also seen in the background flipping everyone off.

6. Everyone is accounted for, including GCATavrossprite, Sollux, and fridge Gamzee for some reason. The only two people missing are Vriska and Aradia. Terezi investigates.

7. The beta kids said they flew off after having a huge argument about something. Terezi investigates once more.

8. She stumbles upon them, engaging in what Karkat would later describe as "the deadliest cycle of spades": an almost ritualistic form of hatefucking that involves fight fucking to the literal death only to be revived through god tier and continue the process. They violently scream and bite and cunt punt each other while covered in eachother's blood and other juices. Aradia time freezes Vriska and lashes at her with her whip. Vriska rolls her fluorite octet to gain a jet black strapon and proceeds to "swordfight" with her. They have shown zero signs of stopping since Terezi happened upon them, and don't even notice her watching. She decides to leave them alone.

9. Everyone else returns to the new universe and lives happily ever after. Credits roll.
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>>90596847
I can't believe Jake knocked up Davesprite
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I would like Aranea to come back, please. She tried to end this comic before it became what it did.

Calliope is the true villain, for allowing mindless cutesyness to be the final victory.
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>>90597004
It is the nature of a Prospit kid to breed. You gotta be careful of them and keep a spray bottle handy.
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>>90588618
Only reason I go on /co/.
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>>90596827
Because no one steals his kill.
As much as i like most incarnations of jack, he is an irrationally violent two dimentional character.
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Who is the best character, and why is it John?
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>>90597600
What about the whole "becoming a weird sort of surrogate father thing" with Karkat? Or his whole deal with Snowman, and Ms. Paint? Spades at least has lived through some shit, and the sudden turn to full on indiscriminate slaughter is incredibly unfitting.
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>>90598599
It's Sollux.
>fucked off after correctly calling the comic to be a load of bullshit and a waste of time
>fucked bitches instead of getting character assassinated by Hussie's inner circlejerk
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>>90588801
Why do women love the Skrillex hairstyle?

It's so fucking offputting for me.
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>>90590808
What was it about?
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>>90589226
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>>90599946
>no followup to this ever
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>tfw never really got involved with the forums
>they're gone now and incredible fanventures like trollcops are gone forever with no backups

just kill me
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>>90600298
I'll kill you like Hussie killed the forums.
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I gave up on HS years ago.

How did it end?
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>>90600372
they punch lord english and win the game
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>>90600356
t-thanks anon
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>>90600372
Karkat and Dave are heterosexuals
Vriska isn't there
Rose is happy
John is not
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>>90600438
Sounds like the best ending ever.
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>>90600452
Happy to help
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>>90600356
>hussie removes every place that doesn't endlessly praise him

What is he up to
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>>90589151
*knock knock*
andrew hussie.
andrew hussie who?
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>>90600298
was trollcops really a fanadventure, it seemed more of an AU with separate bits of art and fanfiction by different people
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>>90600853
Andrew Hussie, 852525.
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>>90601103
>Collide has 1000k views
>A7 has 800k
>Credits has 300k
>Hiveswaps trailer has more views than Credits
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
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>>90601336
Nobody cares about Cohen's Homestuck
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It's Problem Sleuth's 10th anniversary. How are you celebrating it?
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>>90591451
im starting to think piggy and co are yhe ones posting this on every thread
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>>90596022
Replace Karkat with her

Comic is now about a manlet spider suffering and trying too hard to be taken serious
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>>90596022
Make her fatter.
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>>90601760
So no different than before
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>>90601760
How about keeping Karkat, but not ruining him?
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>>90601718
Who cares about Problem Sleuth

https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/album/weird-puzzle-tunes
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>>90600298
Best thing about the forums were the the old forums or whatever they were called with gems like the world's first flight edit.

it was also hosted here:
http://iseenothing.com/tfwf/

but that seems to be dead too. anybody got an archive of that thread/the pics? would appreciate a link or mega.
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>>90602582
Ah Homestuck music. Always something to look forward to.
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>>90599851
It was a secret teaser from Hussie that got deleted after a few days, its Sweet bro and Hella Jeff
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>>90602973
He's desperate to milk that joke.
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>>90603013
I read that as milk that jade
I'm tired.
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>>90603140
No
You can't milk someone with a dick
They lack the girl parts to do so.
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>>90603176
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Eight years ago today
> THANKS FOR PLAYING
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>>90603575
Back then it felt sincere
Now it feels cheap
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>>90600899
Yeah, you're more or less right. Same principle though
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>>90602070
FUCK OFF
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>>90604221
You're either samefagging or just really stupid, everyone knows you don't reply to it.
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>>90604339
> blushing grey
damn, this is old fanart
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>>90601336
shit man, that's actually kinda sad.
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>>90599285
one of the last things in homestuck that actually made me laugh was a sollux moment
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>>90600372
Badl
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>>90603575
Remember when Hussie was good?
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>>90588644
Same as this dubsmaster. I guess they just call out to me from the void.
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>>90606530
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>>90601760
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>>90608023
literally came here just now to ask the same thing

where the hell is this game
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>>90608023
>>90608033
Who cares, it's going to suck anyway.
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>>90608072
Of course. But every funeral needs a gravestone, and for me and this dead gay comic, the game is it.
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>>90608072
So basically no pairings work out except for a single boring one?
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>>90608023
Listen
Hiveswap will
NEVER

EVER

come out
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man
I've been looking through this bowmania shit
the fans are so enthusiastic and the atmosphere is so divorced from any official content coming out from modern Homestuck or What Pumpkin Studios
I guess Hussie has fans on tumblr maybe but I really feel like he's lost touch
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>>90608183
fuck off and go suck your dick somewhere else, Makin
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>>90608183
honestly it was my fault for pushing him the past two years anyway. I'm glad I haven't become "that guy" though.
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>>90608218
I mean I'm glad you did
the whole canwc community is full of shameless memers but bowman is genuinely a cool guy and for a while it felt like the old days
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>>90609020
turns out instead of jerking off with your twee internet pals, you need to work to make a game happen, so if he's smart, he'll get the fuck off of twitter and do what he was paid to
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>>90609042
>so if he's smart
ha
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>>90609042
>if he's smart, he'll get the fuck off of twitter
if only
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It's coming out on 4/13, you guys realize that? He's totally going to use that dirty old sad trick.
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>>90609153
Terrible

And people will partake in it too
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>>90609153
>when you delay a game three months and pretend it comes out on a significant date because you're so bad at game development that it takes you four years and three studio attempts to make a fucking Unity adventure game
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>>90587307
>the retcon is what's going through John's head as the Empress snaps his neck in the Game Over timeline, Occurence At Owl Creek Bridge style

yeah, I just fixed Homestuck, no need to thank me
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>>90609699
How the fuck do pre-retcon Karkat and Kanaya know about Calliope's existence?
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>>90609867
They're dead and so is she
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>>90609492
>leddit meme on mid tier
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>>90608072

what does this even mean

who is poinko
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>>90609927
>not Rufioh and Cronus finding Calliope
>not both of them getting dangerously close to Calliope and she is still clueless
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>>90608072
>implying hiveswap will even have characters to ship when only joey and troll!joey were confirmed
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>>90609965
Probably a hiveswap "dev"
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>>90610736
Is Hiveswap actually developed in Unity, or is that a meme thing?
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>>90610836
An old interview said so, though it's from 2015.
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>>90610877
If they still are, then that is extra pathetic, given how simple the game is and how easy Unity is to use.
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>>90587307
You know, it's kind of funny because because Spades didn't really do anything wrong, other than getting caught up in a fight between a batshit insane version of himself and some cool dudes

What the fuck was his prerogative for B2 anyways? Just stir up some shit?
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>>90610960
Plot.
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>they still have homestuck folders

holy shit!
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>>90611072
>not saving all that porn and sweet nudestuck
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>>90610960

Terezi and the other Trolls exiled Jack and Terezi happened to be the one standing on the roof. If he did remember her there was probably no love there for someone who wronged him in the past and was standing between him and his rightful 'target'. By this point he's been put through so much shit, turned into a cyborg, and has nothing but revenge left to motivate him.
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>>90611097
>trannies and fatties
>sweet
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>>90611292
You're looking for smut in all the wrong places. Sure there's tons of fat trannies, but there were plenty of cute Jades that would post tits, then realize that they'd just released pics of themselves as a naked furry and delete them. But like always, I have them saved.
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>>90611252
Bu all Jacks will end up betraying the player. And yes, Karkat is a goddamn idiot for trusting him and letting the beta kids Jack Noir run free and do his own shit.

Caliborn was pretty "smart" for killing his Jack.
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So what's the deal with the spammer
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Remember in Problem Sleuth when the entire universe was reflected in the Stiller glasses? And that was referenced when Dave was introduced and the universe flashed in his Stiller glasses. And that was referenced when Sollux was introduced and it was calling him a cool kid and the universe flashed in his shades too. And that was referenced when the big reveal of the troll session creating the kids universe came around and it was visualized through Sollux's glasses, zooming out from the troll universe in his blue lens, and into the kids universe in his red lens. And that was referenced in Ca-fucking-scade when the 2 universes were literally contained behind red and blue glass, in the tumor. Which means that one of the most epic and grand moments in all of Homestuck is like 4 degrees of referential separation from the stupid joke of Problem Sleuths office door being blocked by a goddamn bust of Ben Stiller from the Starsky and Hutch remake.
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>>90611529
Shame Hussie no longer does that.
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>>90611538
>Shame Hussie*

ftfy
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>>90611634
Shame!
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>>90609492
would you shiggy-diggy a piggy?
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You know, I'm a little confused as to what happened with the snap updates. I thought it was going to be a weekly thing and go back to the dumb holiday stuff, but now they don't even do that. what happened?
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>>90611698
Nobody liked them because they were shit.
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>>90611634
Shame Hussie's Sham
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>>90611698
Since when has Huss even kept to a schedule
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>>90611698
Yeah, but it was the only thing that had substence of continuing what ever homestuck is left.

>>90611811
The sad thing is that it not hussie running those snaps, but the other team??
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>>90611841
The other team is even worse. Did we really need another "Oh hey guy's here's the Homestucks acting out of character, more shitty dialogue, more things nobody cares about"
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>>90611862
And aren't they the team that will be left with homestuck after Hussie left. he just left people who are worse at this then he is? What the fuck man?
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>>90611979
Hussie is a socially awkward weirdo, you really think he can make good management decisions?
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>>90611988
considering this was something he was working on for 7 years....mmmmaaaaybe?
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>>90612048
Guess again. Like I said, he's a socially awkward weirdo. He's going to fail, and more importantly he's going to be be influenced by his awful social circle.
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I don't understand this part. Would Bec really feel indebted to the Midnight Crew for creating him? And why would that matter if he's being mind controlled?
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>>90612058
Well, at least there's the other fan adventures that is doing a better job i guess?
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>>90612107
None of them are.
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>>90612080
Bec is a good boy

loyal dog
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>>90612185
To the Midnight Crew though?? And not to Granpda?
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>>90612178
what about act omega? i thought that was kinda decent.
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>>90612242
Not really. At best it's not bad, which is not the same as being good.
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>>90612277
still better then the official stuff.
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>>90612328
That's like saying it's less bad than Davekat. That's not praise.
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>>90612337
No, it's not, in fact anyone can do better then the current team, and that is just saying how dead homestuck is from the official shit. and they are still making hiveswap to be episodic.
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>>90611529
I can never tell if Hussie is a master planner or just lucky.
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>>90612661
The guy likes his call back.
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>>90612886
liked*
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>>90608218
But the album is fun, it could backfire terribily but dont be ashamed this time.
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>>90613324
*have backfired*
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>>90612661
At this point I'm more inclined to think he got really lucky for a while before he stopped trying.
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>>90614159
Tumblr was a mistake
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>>90614159
NO
DO NOT BREED LIKE THIS
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>>90614187
The mistake was them getting interested in anything. Hell, whatever tumblr touches get a cancer tumblr fandom. Homestuck, Undertale, Tokyo Ghoul, Shingeki no Kyojin.

Props to Tokyo Ghoul's author for singlehandedly triggering the whole tumblr in just one chapter
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>>90614224
Are you implying shingeki wansnt shit since day one?
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>>90614269
I said cancer fandom, not show becoming shit.
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>>90614224
>Makes a crossdressing female, something not uncommon at all in mangas
>Tumblr automatically thinks it's a transgender
>Doesn't say anything for 100 chapters
>Finally makes her admit she was just crossdressing.
>Tumblr goes crazy over that and not the fact she just raped a guy
>Author then proceeds to kill off a gay guy and set an entire organization in the story in the path of ruin

Goddammit, this author is such a troll. How will tumblr ever recover?
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>>90614159
Where is the Davekat version?
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https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/album/weird-puzzle-tunes
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>>90614224
rule of thumb; never give sharks blood
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>>90614202
They clearly haven't, I mean the grub is even a purple blood. They're just those assholes who only addopt children that look exactly like them.
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>>90614413
What was their reaction again? Never got into Tokyo Ghoul.
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How much would it cost to run a radio like skaia? Given that doesnt update for years.
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>>90613324
my main problem is the fact that what was a niche obsession for me is now just a big meme and now it doesn't feel authentic.

i feel like a hipster
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>>90594066
Did the mods actually delete it?
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>>90617902
Basically, tumblr nearly exploded over the character they thought was trans admitting she was a girl while she reverse raped a clown

To this day, they call the author a transphobic and refuse to accept she is a she and continue to refer to her as he.

Name: Tooru Mustuki. The TG wikia has specifically altered her page to refer to ''sex'' instead of ''gender'' due to the shitstorm
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>>90617821
Rare Kanaya
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>tfw you wait for the epilogue, the davekat confirm and then shutting off the youtube video, give the franchise the fucking middlefinger and then move on with your life
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>>90620186
>>90620244
>butthurt over a cute gay ship
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>>90620439
t. icels
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>>90620439

>cute gay ship

This series sucks for not having an actually decent gay couple that compliment each other instead of parasitically eliminating what made either character good alone

>Davekat
>Rosemary
>Roxycallie
>TereziVriska
>Meenah(Vriska)
>DirkJake

In the case of the last one that's heinous for being abusive and getting resolved without confronting the actual issues that made it toxic to start.
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>>90620909
Roxycallie is fine. Roxy just treats Calliope like a pet, so Roxy is unaffected, and Calliope was never good.
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>>90620909
Didn't Dirk break up with Jake? Not his fault when Jake crawls to him back.
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>>90620994
>Roxy just treats Calliope like a pet
JohnRoxy shipper still exist?
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>>90621411
No. Why would they?
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>>90621411
???
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>>90620909
>all of these ships are products from tumblr

really makes you think
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I miss Vriska.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgRR5Sm4Gig
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>>90617597
It seems Rose was the real racist all along, not Jade
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>>90626118
>TT: Well I'm fine with being married to a troll, after all she's not a black troll.
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>>90626118
Jade was never a racist, she's dating a black dude.
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>>90587307
He died as he lived: killing Lord English.

Specifically, holding him still so someone else could strike the killing blow. But it's kind of poetic that, when all he had left in his life was revenge, he met his end while achieving it.

>>90598708
He kept stabbing Karkat even after they became friends. Granted, that's supposedly normal for trolls, but still. Him being violent at the end rather than diplomatic may have been disappointing, but it's a very Spades Slick thing to do.

>>90610960
That, and he destroyed the universe once.

Also, he was a crime boss.
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>>90612661
Hussie is like one of those fans who notices subtle background details that aren't intended to mean anything at the time, and then makes outlandishly elaborate theories based on them, except he notices them in his own stories as he's writing them.
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>>90621411
Yo, What up?
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>>90626747
>still using present tense
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>>90626851
Doesn't count, Huss doesn't write Homestuck anymore, and Cohen isn't clever enough obviously.
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>>90627637
Where did Hussie FIND Cohen
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>>90627872
On twitter apperently
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>>90627637
Where did you get that nopan cheerleader Jade?
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>>90623666
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>>90618756
>Go to the wiki
>It constantly refers to Tooru as "he"

O-Okay...
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>>90618756
>someone has a negative opinion about something
>LOLOLOLOLO THEY SO TRIGGERED LOLOLOLOL THEY SO SUBHUMAN LOLOLOLOL WHAT MINDLESS ANIMALS THEY ARE LOLOLOLOL
Yes, it sure is silly of "them" to overreact so badly as to not like thing.
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>>90634036
Go back to Tumblr, faggot.
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>>90629446
I created her.
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>>90629446
JADE HATE PANTS

>>90628416
Not even, he was a friend of a friend. Hussie didn't magically locate him because of his talent, he was hired due to nepotism
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>>90635084
Do you have a site where I can see more images like that?
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>>90635169
https://breedingduties.tumblr.com/
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>>90635361
I love you
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>>90627872
Cohen just appeared one day and wouldn't leave
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>>90636070
Everyone with taste does.
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>>90611634
>>90611737
Andrew Hussie's Shamewow!
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>>90635153
>nepotism
Jesus fuck, that's just a terrible!
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>>90637719
Nepetaism
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>>90638293
>when the police ask you where karkat went
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>>90637864
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>>90638788
Fucking Nepetas hiring only Nepetas
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>>90638892
It's not about what you know, it's about what you ship.
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>>90636070
do you have the full set? all the archives are down
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>>90639869
So if you're saying I have bad taste Nepeta will hire me
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>>90641243
I can tell you're not gonna make it very far in this business.
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>>90641837
You're right, my taste in ships isn't nearly horrible enough to cut it in this nepeta-eat-nepeta market.
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>>90635572
Where is this burrito from? Chipotle?
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I spent a week playing Zelda, did Hiveswap come out yet?
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>>90642628
nah, it's reaching 2 months, aka "a few weeks"
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>>90642611
Probably, it makes me sick just looking at it.
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>>90635572
>tfw anyone who could write Homestuck is either doing just porn or working on other projects
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>>90643137
What else is Homestuck good for really then to make your waifus do sordid things.
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>>90643704
Anger and disappointment to keep me awake during long shifts.
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>>90640120
https://mrcheeze.github.io/andrewhussie/
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>>90587307
Wait did they actually finish this shit? I stopped reading when they introduced the second set of trolls
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>>90644635
Is Nepeta actually Sheev?
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>>90644752
Can she spin like sheev?
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>>90629446
She only tried out to get all the other girls to stop making fun of her.
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Nepeta was a mistake.
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>>90646755
what could they make fun of about Jade?
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>>90647141
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>>90647192
Jade sad makes me sad. Guess I can never be Hussie since I derive no joy from torturing Jade.
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>>90647450
Jade is for cuddles.
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>>90647728
Jade is for bullying and bullying only
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>>90647923
Do not bully Jade. Do not be like Hussie. Jade is for head pats and being told she's a good girl and snuggling.
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>>90647948
Jade is for fucking into the ground like a dumb doggy slut!
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>>90647948
BULLY HER

>>90647987
FUCK HER
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>>90647987
Jade is for gentle lovemaking and neck kisses
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>>90648121
Yeah maybe if you're gay.
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SO how about that up and coming 3/14? Some news perhaps? maybe just a sale? Is 4/13 more likely? 6/12? 10/25?
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>>90648555
>implying anything
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>>90648555
I wish, but Hussie doesn't care anymore
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>>90648454
>making love to girls
>gay
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>>90648555
>4/13
Davekat epilogue
>6/12
Hussie never gave a fuck about this date.
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>>90648952
>Hussie never gave a fuck about this date.

yeah for Homestuck. But it could be Hiveswaps thing. Or it has a its own new date

>2 kids
>8 trolls

August 2nd confrimed
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>>90648949
Jade is a hairy ape, not a girl.
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>>90649021
>2
>8
2028
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>>90645907
:33 > its treason then!
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>>90649973
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>>90647657

>10,000 dollarydoos

Was it worth it?
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>>90591451

While I think you are a fag and exagerating stuff (Specially since I cant read if IPGD is being ironical or not when he post shits, he is like fucking /pol/ sometimes) I will admit the man is a shell of his former self, something broke, something got lost, something got away because he is not the same man
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>>90649973
I cant believe this was Karkat's character arc all along
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>>90649973
>that passive-aggressive Terezi and Davepeta in the background to give cis disgusting het shippers the middlefinger
>no Dirk, John and Kanaya being the most important visible characters
They already know that their pairing is going to cause a shitstorm and ruin any Homestuck discussion for good.
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>this poll
Seems legit.
>>90587307
He died.
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>>90651503

>blurry Jade looking straight at the camera in the front left

They know what they're doing
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>>90651551
>Karkat is blue
>Vriska is grey
>all the other colors are wrong

fucking triggered
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>>90651555
Jade "she prefers to be alone" Harley
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>>90651881
Jade "SHE'S JUST LIKE ME UNHYGIENIC DISGUSTING AND ALONE" Harley
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>>90651997
>>90651881
Like this place is any better
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>>90652218
>actually acknowledge the canonically things Jade wanted versus shoving her aside to validate a ship so bad even cohen can't fully endorse it

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no.
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>>90652291
But Jade wants Davepeta, silly DaveJade shipper.
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>>90649973
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>>90652304
Davepeta, thankfully, is fucking dead.
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>>90652304
Davepeta is dead.
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>>90652304
>immediately runs off to dave to tell him he's a good kisser afterwards

Hmmm
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>>90652361
How would she know if he's a good kisser
She has no frame of reference, he's literally the only person she's ever kissed
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>>90652336
>>90652347
>>90652361
Let's say that Davepeta is dead.

Enjoy your OT3.
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>>90652402
>Karkat a third wheel to an established relationship

Poor slave.
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>>90652402
It's more OTP plus a houseworker that gets oatmeal as payment.
Poor guy still looks fucking miserable.
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>>90652454
He knows.
He knows that he lost the actual things he cares about. He settled.
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>>90652402
OT3 > Jade/Davepeta bullshit

At least I can enjoy watching the davekat faggots cry over queerbaiting.
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Jade "WHERE THE FUCK IS DAVEPETA" Harley
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>>90652565
That's already happened
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>>90652565
This, AND Karkat will eventually die, leaving us with Davejade for eternity instead of having Jade have gay sex with the tranny abomination that is Davepeta.

It does sound bad at first, but OT3 is a good outcome compared to the alternative. The silent majority wins again, lads
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>>90652679
Karkat's only got a decade left anyway.
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>>90652565
Karkat being an actual character >>>>> dogshit >>>>OT3>>>>Davekat=Jadekat
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>>90650062
hell yeah

for everyone else
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>>90652731
Yeah but they can't get that so they might as well settle.
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>>90652788
>might settle
I would rather give Hussie the middlefinger

And then laugh at him when all his high-ranked tumblr friends leave him for the next best thing.
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>>90652843
they already did that. Remember how a bunch of his employees left to go work for Zoe Quinn? The fact that there's not a lot of separation between them makes me realize that him praising her was probably because they know each other.
Either way, it's funny to see things all come tumbling down as he realizes his social circle is vapid and has none of his actual interests.
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>>90652843
Don't be so shortsighted. If that happens the majority of tumblrinas will turn on Hussie and cause a hilarious shitstorm. Davejade isn't happening. Karkat's arc is dead. We're already fucked, but at least we can bring them down with us, while actually having davejade in the future when Karkat mercifully dies.
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>>90652788
I mean, the fact that Jade is living with Dave is enough to throw the icels-tier davekats into fits. Have you seen all the justification they've tried to do?
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>>90652922
>If that happens the majority of tumblrinas will turn on Hussie and cause a hilarious shitstorm

They've done that before. That thing Hussie said where they bitch but don't stop following him is always true. These are the people that write articles about how progressive Homestuck is when it really isn't, they're so desperate for it that they will use anything to justify reading it as some progressive landmark work.
If Davekat got sunk they'd whine and throw a shitstorm then change their tune to a mix of "WELL IT'S PROGRESSIVE BECAUSE IT ALMOST HAPPENED" and "I HATE HOMESTUCK BUT I CAN'T STOP READING IT"
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>>90652922

>inb4 Cohen and Friends decide to hastily make an excuse that keeps Kanaya and Karkat alive forever and ever
>probably something dumb like Roxy pulling more Life Rings out of the Void for the other gay characters to marry with
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>>90652922
But I am still optimistic despite shouting pessimistic rants, fuck
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>>90652964
That would require any modicum of creativity from Cohen. Even bullshitting does after all.
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>>90652990
>Great ass
>ugly buck toothed face
Yeah that's what I imagine Jade as
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???
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>>90653123
Poor Tang trying to justify things. We all know it sunk because piggy absolutely fucking hated it.
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>>90653123
>how they change
Yeah, seeing the girl I like becoming a braindead moron who is codependent with a psychopath is a great story about adolescent crushes.
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>>90653167
It's more about how it sounds like she thinks that it ended due to natural character progression and not bullshit retcon.

At least she admits she liked them because she was projecting. That said, why does does this 19 year old talk as if she is grown up now?
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>>90653199
It feels like she wasn't projecting so much as saying that to herself to make it easier.
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>>90653241
Make what easier? If I look through her body of "work" (by which I mean doodles), most of which the autist that I am have archived, I feel like she projected onto Terezi really hard.
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>>90653199
>final act of game over karkat is dying trying to save her
>post-retcon not even a fucking conversation
Even that little loss in quality is so jarring
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We can then all agree that Vriska is the 8est.
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>>90653281
Game Over was the last time anyone was appropriately in character. What is meant to be a story fuckup is now a poignant sendoff to the actual Homestuck characters
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>>90653074
>implying Jade isn't the prettiest girl with a bit of dental work
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>>90652922
>the majority of tumblrinas will turn on Hussie
This happens in any subculture where you get esteem for finding traitors -- traitors are manufactured. The only winning move is not to play.
Could tell a parable about this with some troll kid getting rewarded for finding traitors and turning them in to the Imperial Drones.
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>>90653600
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>>90653666
Get that bitch some braces.
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>>90653634

Isn't that nearly the same as Dualscar's story?

>work as the Orphaner
>have a sweet jadeblood milf slave
>life overall isn't bad
>pir8 bitch hypnotizes your slave and fucks her
>get super asshurt and kill slave
>go to report pir8 to the Grand Highblood
>get killed for not being able to tell a joke
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>>90653393
She's one of the few characters that can still be salvaged.

I mean, she won't, because Hussie hasn't shown competence in years, but she COULD.
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>>90653715
And some eye surgery while you're at.
Hell do a full makeover.
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>>90653775
Girls with glasses are cute though
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>>90653864
That means Vriska is
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What's a shittier ship, Davekat or Jade/Davepeta?
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>>90653736
No, Dualscar was doing the appeal to a higher authority to pass down punishment. There's no equvalent to the "Grand Highblood" in Hussie's case, since there's no single higher-authority entity that he depends upon for his letter of marque or his well-being.

I have to acknowledge "get killed because unable to tell a good joke" is strikingly appropriate.

What I'm describing is when a member of a group is trying to sway peers into exiling another member of the group. It's a Tragedy of the Commons thing, where one person erodes the community's trust in each other just a little bit for advantage... and since anyone in the community could do the same for their own advantage, too many selfish actors doing this can cause the community to self-destruct. ie. "This fanartist is better than me, but if I tell people she's problematic then everyone will shun her, and now I'm the best fanartist in the group again." but now the group lost a good fanartist and people stll in the group are suspicious of each other looking for / scared of problematic behaviour. I know you've seen this scenario happen in homestuck fandom more than once.
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>>90653980
Davekat.
I mean in terms of quality Davepeta is worse than anything, but Davekat actively ruined the two best characters in Homestuck and validated the idiocy of the worst kinds of fans.
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>>90653666
Would you let that mouth blow you?
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>>90654049
would you let Terezi blow you? (pencil sharpener noises)
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>>90654049
You KNOW Jade doesn't do oral sex. It's creampie or die.

>>90654174
I wouldn't let Terezi do anything to me, she's a bad character. She'd probably make John retcon me to be gay or something.
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>>90653950
Yes, and?
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>>90654245
She looks ugly there.
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>>90654174

I like her sharp teeth. It's cute
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>>90587307
It got wasted and never got a fulfilling resolution, that's what.

I'm still made he never met Lord English face to face, and we never got a true 3-way Jack Battle.
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>>90653991
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>>90654277
Your face looks ugly there.
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>>90654517
Shut up Vriska you hideous bitch
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>>90654579
YOU D8N'T T8LL M8 WH8 TO DO!
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>>90654245
>>90654517
>>90654614
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>>90654755
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You know, with all of the new terrible fucking fan art, it's important to take a moment and remember the nightmares of days gone by.
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cute jade
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>>90587307
Who cares the ending sucked cock.
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>>90655992
Gotta yiff Jade
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>>90655992
>tail
JADE DOESN'T HAVE A TAIL
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Since I haven't touched Homestuck in ages and assumed things got more convoluted than physically possible, I assume it actually ended? And if so, how did it end?

Also, I assume if it ended, Hussie will be one of these days making a new series like he did after PS so the Wild Ride can begin anew?
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>>90656137
it ended with an asspull and snapchat
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>>90656137
It just sort of ended really anti climaxticly. The remaining characters just go live on a planet with no real ending to any of their arcs, but to be honest nobody really gives a shit about the characters anymore.
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>>90655992
>tfw you just wanna have an intimate evening with your gf but she won't stop screaming weird furry shit
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>>90656137
John fucked timelines sideways using his hands.

It make sense in context.
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>>90656228
Jade was raised on the internet, she probably says nothing but thematically relevant but situationally inappropriate hentai-tier lines.
Dave is afraid of the internet and just wants something sweet and tender, not being relentlessly screamed at to reach inside her asshole and jack off her puppymaker while he controls the global warming in her pussy
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>>90656490
>something sweet and tender
unfortunately his other options are his gay ectosister, his hot ectomom and his friend's hot ectomom
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>>90656587
All of which are probably just as worse in different ways. Jade's the lesser evil ultimately, even if he has to put up with the ridiculous roleplay scenarios.
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>>90656137
It went through a great battle, but surprisingly jumped the actual final battle and went directly to the end.

That's how it ended, a big disappointment, cause we have yet to know what happens in the middle of it and the actual after it.
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>>90656721
I'm sure Jane's pretty vanilla.
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>>90656800
Jane might lack the yiffing but she makes up for it with raping. So much raping. As least Jade asks first and can be staved off with ear scritches and a cute dog gif, Jane kills men for less.
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>>90601792
That could work for my dick, not for her character tho.
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>>90656490
>implying Jade just doesn't want closeness and attention
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>>90656890
Basic fiction rule: meeker vanilla girl is the crazy one sexually, the crazy ones are the ones that need vanilla love.

Rose might talk the talk but can't handle the sideways walk. Jade is sweet but will twist your meat.
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>>90656890
She has the hormones of a wild dog. I'm pretty sure she is wild in sex
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>>90611339
Did Caliborn's Jack betray him?
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>>90657003
That just means she wants a lot of closeness and attention.
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>>90656820
>raping
[source needed]
can't he just incest with his mom
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>>90657046
The comic dude. Jane is an attempted rapist, and the only reason she's not a successful one is because of outside intervention. Do not her leave her alone with your balls.
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>>90657034
Is that what they call it these days
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Were the Midnight Crew and the story about the Troll Ancestors the only decent tales inside Homestuck?

Midnight Crew had been universally loved but for what little we know about the Ancestors the whole overarching story about Alternia and the adult Trolls is cool shit
>>
Anything new since January?
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>>90657516
The Ancestor's story is well liked because it vague and incomplete. It's easy for people to fill in the gaps however they want.
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>>90657565
homestuck is vague and incomplete, yet we do nothing but bitch about it
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>>90657867
I'm all in for instead of complaining actually acting, but it isn't like anyone can actually do something about it. Hussie and his team don't respond anything at all. Hell, a bit more of interaction with the fandom would help a lot, people would get reassured if we actually had an idea of what is going on.

But then again, the last time he heard anyone this backfired and the story tone shifted to please tumblr
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>>90658119
fandom interaction is a big part of why everything past cascade was ass
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>>90658213
that's why I said it backfired.
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>>90658213
But it was also a big part of why acts 1-5 were great. Remember the hype every time Huss posted on the forums or answered things on formspring?

Fandom nods just shouldn't have made it into the actual comic, and bland caricatures of tumblr people shouldn't have occupied a whole summer's worth of updates.
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>>90657565
It was also a nice way to give some mythical backdrop to the current trolls. I miss when people thought Karkat would become Jesus.
>>
Remember Echeladders?
Remember God Tier badges?
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>>90658608
Remember fraymotifs?
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>>90658608
Remember sylladex?

Remember grist? Okay, it was used in the grist tower thing.
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>>90653753
No, she can't be salvaged.

Hussie split her into good and evil Vriska. And ruined them both up.
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>>90658824
(Vriska) is too far gone to be brought back of course, but I think some simple dialogue could at least make Vriska consistent. Give her some reasoning for her backslide, then you could work forward from there.
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Serious question, does anyone like this comic as a story or concept, or does it's appeal have to do with something more superficial.?
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Assuming someone managed to defictionalize SBURB (minus the whole real life thing because nobody wants an apocalypse) not that we'll ever have nerds spend theit entire life of making SBURB an actual game, how would doomed timelines work? Hussie could just set up ahead of time, but a video game is more dynamic and interactive.

There are two ways that I know about:

1) The game sets up randomly things that you have to do over the game or you will doom the timeline
2) You set up things yourself. There are three options here:
2a) Minimal flexibility. You set up when, to where, and with what equipment. You never spend time in the doomed timeline, other than maybe via exposition or flashbacks.
2b) Medium flexibility. You set up when and to where. You start in doomed timeline and then get back to main timeline.
2c) High flexibility. You can do it any point in timeline and with whatever; probably counterbalanced by something that powers the time objects so you can't just savescum your ass out of every bad decision. Every time you timetravel, though, you're basically saying "this timeline was actually doomed in some far future or whatever"

Any other ideas?
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>>90659599
For clarification, this is trying to get around "you time travelled to help past you, but then why didn't you see future you help you? Where is the loop?"
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>>90659599
>>90659652

>How does time travel work in real life?
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>>90659951
A) It doesn't exist.
B) You cannot do certain things (ie. kill your grandfather) that contradict each other
C) You can; you just create alternate timelines everytime you do stuff like killing your grandfather
D) More?
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>>90659599
The simplest and most realistic answer is to simply have every example of going back in time to be a heavily scripted and linear affair.
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>>90660189
>It doesn't exist.
That was my point.

>You cannot do certain things (ie. kill your grandfather) that contradict each other
>You can; you just create alternate timelines everytime you do stuff like killing your grandfather
Yes.

>More?
Yes.
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Why did Gamzee suddenly just become a background character for no apparent reason
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>>90659537
i read it because of problem sleuth
then i started to enjoy the dialogue, especially early dave stuff
meenah gets some decent lines too
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>>90653393
>8ulgeposting

Top tier meme
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>>90659599
sburb's fatal determinism really doesn't work for a game, does it
what a terrible aspect
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>>90612277
What would you consider good? I just looked at it and it seems pretty great so far, especially considering it was made by fans.
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>>90659537
I hate it because ''what could have been'' is a thing and what we got was horrible. And even when Collide seemed to start fixing it somehow, it was thrown into shit with the abrupt ending of Act 7, with credits not solving anything at all and no sign of Epilogue ever appearing. Like, no mention at all.

All we can hope is wait for something at 4/13 next month, but even at that it will probably be just something about Hiveswap and fuck it.
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>>90659537
The appeal is in the funny dialogue and likable characters mostly
Caring about the characters is what makes people care about the story and worldbuilding
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>>90657583
>genderswapped lil cal
You start to think that nothing can surprise you anymore, and then something this mundane happens
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>We will never actually see the events of the Masterpiece happen
>>
>Hussie will keep trying to keep his dying franchise alive even though Homestuck 2.0, the snapchat, and the game making attempt have all been failures
>Hussie will never just let Homestuck die and make a new adventure
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>>90661874
>Hussie will never just die
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So why was the clown immortal?
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>>90662394
meme magic
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>>90662394
But he wasn't, we saw him die.
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>>90662394
Because he was alive in the future, so that meant he couldn't die until then.
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So why did Gamzee and John kiss?

And what was the significance of Roxy killing Condy with Dirk's shitty unbreakable katana?
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reminder that everything post-PS hussie touches is shit

reminder that anything tangentially related to post-PS hussie is shit

reminder that post-PS hussie will never produce anything good himself and just hide behind his inner circlejerk when people call him out on his terrible content

reminder that post-PS hussie is not to be trusted under any circumstances
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>>90662863
Counterpoint: The Intermission
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>>90662931
counter-counterpoint: the felt did nothing significant besides comic relief and a second shipping grid.
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>>90663038
Irrelevant, the statement was that anything tangentially related to post-PS hussie is shit. You can either claim that the Intermission as a whole was shit or admit that the statement was false.
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>>90662931
Will we EVER get a continuation of Inaugural Death? It's all I want at this point
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>>90663149
Sure, right after that SBaHJ project Hussie was working on. Remember that?
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>>90663129
Incorrect, the claim that the intermission is independent of Homestuck (a shit) as a whole is a form of moving the goalposts away from the fact that Homestuck is shit BECAUSE hussie neglected his few good ideas such as the felt.
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>>90663224
>Remember that?
not at all. What the hell are you referring to?
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>>90663229
Sorry, I didn't realize that you were including the Intermission into Homestuck and saying that the entire package was shit. I believe that The Intermission can and should be enjoyed as a seperate entity, but I can understand any disagreements with this since it ties into Homestuck in the end.
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>>90663285
In the June 12th newspost of last year Hussie snuck in this link, when talking about some secret projects.
http://cdn.mspaintadventures.com/images/probotional_teazer.jpg

No mention of this project has been made since.
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>>90663404
It's a simple mistake. However, enjoying the intermission/The Felt as a separate entity would just leave you on a cliffhanger and plot holes too.
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>>90663503
Guess next month we will know... or not
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>>90660345
Vriska doesn't have a fucking bulge
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>>90663224
I do remember. and I'm looking forward to it, especially when I found out why it's taking so long.
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>>90663565
A cliffhanger with plot holes is much better than the alternative.
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>>90663663
sez you
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Is vantablack ms. paint's color?
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>>90663768
SHE.
DOES.
NOT.
HAVE.
A.
BULGE.
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>>90664441
I don't know man, I've read a porn comic that says otherwise. And who am I going to believe, you or a porn comic?
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>>90664482
>tfw Terezi left Karkat, because Vriska got the bigger dick

It's not fucking fair, boyz...
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>>90664482
What is vriska just had penis envy this whole time
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>>90664154
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>>90664924
oops
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>>90664991
best watch what you post
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http://skrub-ttrpg.tumblr.com/post/158327406226/skrub-patch-notes-v1133-fair-and-balanced

I'm still going, if anyone still gives a shit
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>>90665557
It's admirable, if nothing else.
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