Kelly/Political Cartoons

>>90577923
oh Kelly you so crazy

>>90577923
Kelly dos it again!

>>90577923
Is Kelly the easiest way to trick your relatives and friends into Beleiving the Onion?

I don't get it. Why is Lady Liberty crying

>>90578143
Because Pedophilia

>>90578207
But they want it. It's fine

oh i thought it was gay incest

>>90578143
She want Donnie all for herself

>>90578221
Tell that to the courts Pedarest

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kids and their tech these days!

>>90577923
KELLY DOES IT AGAIN

>>90578295
Nah I'm gonna need at least twice as many label for this to work

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>>90578276
kelly does it better

>>90578276
>The Two Kids that don't understand books are pushed to the far back of the classroom, with a large gap between them and the kids whom understand books to remind them of their stupidity and have the serve as examples

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well?

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>>90578379

>>90578423
do NOT lewd Liberty you sickos!

>>90578346
With all the wit and subtlety of a brick to the head.

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>>90578449
try and stop me

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>>90578467

>>90578467
Disgraceful! Shame on you and your country, you un-American sicko!

>>90578506
>getting a student load for an arts degree or african womens degrees

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>>90578503
>>90578519

america agrees

>>90578517
>replace Paper with iPad and you can re-release this now and it would still work

>>90578544
meta

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step aside dorks

>>90578276
Yeah, fuck kids these days.

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>>90578619
will manga ever find an audience, /co/?

>>90578619
>"With our superior numbers we can bum rush him from all sides and take him out with minimal casualties."

>>90578522
This

Not everyone who can't find a job got a degree that provides a job

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>tfw no Bull Moose party
:(

>>90578619
>"Clearly this idiot doesn't know how to use a gun. We need better control laws so idiots like him can't get one. I wish I had a crossbow to shoot him with just to embarrass his small dick loser ass"

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>>90578692

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>>90578467
>>90578423
>>90578379
And while I'm at it
>Those fuckers! Our shit!

>>90578702
>Trump Admin is making TSA more invasive
Is Trump a Jew???

>>90577923
Someone post the webm of Obama with his daughters at the ice cream shop.

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>>90578320
is this you?

>>90578619
d)I don't wanna die!

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how could we let this happen?

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>>90578720
if you like implications

>>90578781
What is the point this one is trying to make?

>>90578517
Are you sure this isn't a modern day cartoon

>>90578820
That Chuck Asay should be sodomized with a brush pen.

>>90578472

Who are the two in black clothes?

>>90578820
Allowing gay marriage = no property rights

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>>90578506
thats what you get for being entitled

>>90578781
>older man is the Liberal
>Younger Son is Conservative
Glad to see Asay is still in his backwards dimension.

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>>90578850
nooo

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>>90578869
NOOOOOO

>>90578836
I think it's Daladier and Chamberlain.

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you dont game, do you?

>>90578836
Chamberlain and Daladier

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>>90577923
Really makes you consider events that have transpired.

>>90578941
Don't worry, soon the whole United States will be gerrymandered.

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heh

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>>90578990
>Our first family will never be this cute again

>>90579017
His self-indulgent cartoons are the best.

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1/2

>>90578990
UNF

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>>90578571
>the punchline is literally GOTCHA

>>90579028
>trump doesn't even have his family in the White House, just the Daughter he seems to want to fuck.

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>>90579041
2/2

>>90579028
>cute

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>>90578817
How implicating!

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>>90578781

what a TWEEEST

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>>90579060
GOTCHYA!

>>90578811


what did he mean by this?

>>90579066
Ivanka honestly seems like she's getting a raw deal, from what I understand she keeps trying to get her dad to not act like a jackass.

My impression of Trump is that he's sort of like an impressionable grandpa, the kind who loudly repeats the first thing he saw on the news during breakfast and is too quick to follow the advice of anyone close to him even if it contradicts the last person he listened to.

Ivanka's all "Be more presidential!" and then he makes a good speech and then the next second Bannon's all "DEEP STATE" and Trump shits on Twitter about being wiretapped.

>>90579090
You're right, I meant to say, adorable.

>>90578762
That soda exec is pretty cute.

Fat art of her when?

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>>90579144
>Melania
>Hot
Phew, that is wrong.

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>>90579167
>t. coldblooded foreigner

>>90578850
This isn't satire, this is just true.

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I really don't know why Michael Dorn is there, but oh well.

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>>90579197
what state of affairs have we gotten into where kelly is legit right?

>>90578924
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>>90578994
>>90579017
>>90579033
>>90579081
>>90579092
>>90579114
>>90579144
>>90579177
>>90579197
>>90579240
Why the fuck are these colorized? It completely ruins the integrity of the original comics.

>>90579147
>Trump shits on Twitter about being wiretapped.

I have a feeling that all that nose on Twitter is to distract from the real issues. If the news media focuses on all that noise they pay less attention to issues that really need focus

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>>90579250
,';)

>>90579250
Ted Turner is back with a vengeance

t.faget

>>90578324
Something about the way Kelly reduces any technology to BEEP BOOP BEEP warms my heart.

>>90578836
Look at the map for context.

>>90579283

kek

>>90578544
If it said "Mail" on the mailbox twice it'd be perfect.

>>90579281
>I have a feeling that all that nose on Twitter is to distract from the real issues.
Of course, he only did it because he was upset about everyone getting on his case about Russia, especially after Sessions stepped down from investigations involving himself. Trump saw it as a loss, like his side is admitting defeat.

>>90578669
Has there ever been a case of this happening?

>>90579177
Yeah, Indiana is super foreign

>>90579281
I guess. It's a hell of a thing to make up to use as a distraction though.

He could have just insulted somebody in poor taste again.

>>90579041
>>90579072
What the fuck? Maternal mortality was a real thing.

>>90579580
Heather is insane.

>>90579514
>I guess. It's a hell of a thing to make up to use as a distraction though.
He likely partly believes it, since Breitbart loves talking about "Deep State" and how it's sabotaging his efforts. It's Deep State Obama sympathizers who are responsible for the leaks! It's Obama paying off those protestors against his every policy! And of course, since Obama is clearly doing all of those things, it makes sense that he'd wiretap his tower. After all, even though Trump loves to brag about winning despite everyone thinking he'd fail, he would also love to believe Obama saw him as enough of a threat to completely break the law just to look into him.

It's what you get between paranoia and ego.

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>>90578506
Democratic Base is my waifu

>>90578619
d)I dont wanna die,where's the exit,where's the police,i want to see my family,i dont wanna die

>>90579764
dose teef tho

>>90578762
>>90579157
mating press by the soda slob would be pretty hot to be frank

>>90578820
Gay people litteraly fuck on Chuck Asay bed

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>>90578619
the original said c.) I wish he didn't have a gun

>>90579217
I agree, it's sad that some people think racism against whites is a legitimate problem. Back to /pol/ with you.

>>90579815
>implying you can be racists against whites
the nerve of some people, thats like saying you can be sexist against straight men

>>90578953
This is a very real struggle.

>>90579789
>le Germany started WW1 meme

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>>90579782

>>90578820
Status quo is important, and that if your point is made well enough you can get away with eating other peoples' food.

>>90579281
I don't get how more people don't realize this, he's been doing it since the primaries.

And fuck me, it works.

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>>90579856
w...what are you suggesting a..anon, that y...you and m..me...

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boy this is a hard question!!
can YOU solve it, /co/??

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>>90579868
Are we posting Horsey girls now

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>>90579902

>>90577923
>F.B.I.

This is probably the most subtle part of it

>>90579901
>can YOU solve it, /co/
The answer is literally in the cartoon, anon. At least crop it out before posting the question.

>>90579844
>le assdamaged hun

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>>90579017
He REALLY wants to fuck that cashier.

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>>90578865
Well if it were the 80's that would actually make sense. It was a weird decade because all of the liberal hippies of the 60's and 70's had kids in the 70's who by the 80's were either teenagers and/or entering their twenties. These kids looked at their parents and decided to be the complete opposite to them as most kids do. Its why yuppies were a thing. In order to rebel against their elders the young people of the 80's wore suites and went to Wall Street.

>>90579114
>MEXICAN food

Still one of my favorites

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>>90579927

>>90579927
>vote for a chick because vagina

Frankly if Trump's only argument was PENIS he would have lost

Instead penis was an argument against him

>>90579927
>>90579970
I think a large part of Hillary voters' problem with Bernie's base is that they don't understand Bernie's base included, in large part, WORKING CLASS PEOPLE- not just hipster kids you talk down to.

>>90579970
I would actually fuck that girl

>>90579993
That's why she lost Michigan. In both stages of the election.

>>90579993
More Hillary's base were either Women following blindly or Centrist Demcorats, closer to the GOP than the More Liberal Bernie Crowd

>>90579992
Her whole platform of help me smash the highest glass ceiling was laughable.

In part because they never sold the optics that she was worthy.

>>90580002
Also why she lost Indiana.
Bernie would have probably either won outright or made Trump Rage even more with a bigger Popular Vote lead.

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>>90580028
>optics
hmmm

>>90580000
Quads confirm
Horsey should do porn commissions on Patreon

>>90578796
So is there a story behind the Tennesse pork and beans made by an Irishman and an actual monkey?

>>90579856
>>90579902
thicc

Interesting.

>>90580037
Pence was the big reason she lost hard in Indiana the same way Kaine won her Virginia

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>>90580080
This desu

Horsey is retarded as fuck like when he drew those pepes, but his girls are perfection in thicc

Someone should tell him this

>>90580158
Everyone hated Pence though.

>>90580169
>Horsey is retarded as fuck

I dunno, Horsey is pretty decent as far as non-parody political cartoons go. He has jokes sometimes. (Of course, that's still like being the jolliest guy at the terminal cancer ward...)

>>90579196
>lost to Suicide Squad

Where's the response comic Kelly?!?

>>90580158
No one but the most conservative fags in here liked Pence.
The current Indiana Republican Government's first actions here have been to reverse the shit he did.
That's how bad he was.

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>>90580028
>>90579993
Can you say that her campaign was too much about THOSE FUCKERS and not enough about OUR SHIT?

>>90580091
i assume the monkey thing is the Scope's Trial

>>90578820
gay marriage have an impact on his life, somehow

>>90579041
"sterile"

>>90579764
It hurts how accurate this is.

>>90578522
I don't even have an debt but I see my friends who do with management and STEM degrees struggling. Either taking miserable work or just doing something menial until they can get a better job.

>>90579940
It's also what's happening now. Liberal Boomers have alt right kids.

>>90580239
>>90580305
>t. indianapolis

>>90579250
Are these from his collection or?

>>90581149
>taking miserable work or just doing something menial
Sounds like they could have done that without a degree and shouldn't have wasted so much money for a pompous piece of paper.

>>90579514

Maybe he is just trying to subconciously deflect criticism by just trying to point flaws of people he thinks are working against him by spouting whatever anti-liberal conspiracy theories he hears

>>90581225
I agree, but if they wanted to get into finance or research, or biomedical engineering they need that """pompous""" piece of paper.
Are there pompous degrees? Absolutely, but there are some jobs that genuinely do need more training/education to be done properly. You come off as such angry poor little shit when you make a post like that.
t. old money

>>90579970

>implying Hillary clinton hasnt flip flopped on most of those positions within a decade

>>90580028

Whenever they tried to use her V card it seemed to fail even with her own base, they tried to use that as minimally as they can

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>>90581272
That's my secret, anon. I am an angry poor piece of shit.

>>90579926
>Serbia kills Austrian heir
>Austria attacks Serbia
>Russia and France declare war on Austria
>Germany defends it's ally
Yeah, sure think eternal anglo

>>90581382
Ally and puppeteer state, at that point in time.

>>90581382
>puppeteer state
You're kidding me, right?

>>90579240
>tfw you've had a feud with the slim jim guy for the past 2000 years.

>>90578506
I don't get it.
How are student loans supposed to prevent you from getting a job? Wouldn't people search even harder to begin paying it back?
It's like the two halves of the picture are completely disconnected.

barack BTFO, will democrats ever recover?

>>90578143
Misuse of government property and therefor tax money.

>>90581932
they don't, the point is that student loans are a burden imposed upon the youth whilst boomers enjoyed for all intents and purposes free education with more job options afterwards

>>90579139
Nacht der langen Messer

>>90578914
Heh, I never played more console than when I was in the army.

>>90578914
Make war not Warcraft

>>90578143
>>90578207
>>90578253
>>90581948
You're all wrong

She is crying tears of joy

>>90579281

That 4D-Chess master is at it again.

>>90582144

sometimes checkers can look like 4d chess


Its so simple and effective you think that its some genius but in reality its just a simple diversion taction on a large scale

>>90578143
ha ha, fucking freshman!

>>90578619
B: I wish he didn't have a gun

>>90577923
Kelly is a goddamn legend

>>90578935
Wut

>>90579580
Hathor is old-school internet nutjobbery, focused entirely on her apparent fetish for popping out children (she makes a big deal out of how it feels the same as an orgasm), which she then just lets "self-educate", ie, maybe clothe them when they start getting old enough that the neighbors complain, and let them crawl around eating dirt and chugging down bleach, rather than, you know, going to school, or learning to read.

Oh, and she thinks everyone involved in c-sections should be gassed.

I wonder if she's still alive/not in prison.

>>90578554
can someone translate pls?

>>90578544
I don't get it.

>>90579888
That eevee is cute
Wish there was a non-porn comic with that style

>>90581382
>Germany invaded Belgium
>Dragging the UK into the war
>Thus the war became a world war
>Ergo Germany started World War 1

>>90582499
>conflict between Russia, Germany, Ottoman Empire, Austria-Hungary , Italy and France including their respective overseas colonies isn't World War
>not without eternal anglo that is
fuck off m8

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>>90578990
>don't look don't look don't look don't look

>>90582518
Italy didn't join the war until 1915, the UK joined the war in 1914 the same year that the war started. Also
>Italy
>Relevant

>>90578990
I want to do lewd things to Obama's daughters

>>90579041
The CEO of Dreamhost tried home birth, there were complications and the baby died shortly after birth. The truth is the hospital and support staff and high tech environment aren't necessariy 99% of the time, the 1% of the time something does go wrong the holistic midwife will shit her britches and call an ambulance because she's not a medical professional and you'll wish you were in a hospital

>>90579461
The French train shooter who got bumrushed by a couple of US Gis on holiday. There was a bus with OAPs in Costa Rica held up and some old brit grappled one of the attackers and strangled him to death. Also in India some bandits robbed a train that happened to be transporting a retiredy Ghurka soldier
http://www.artofmanliness.com/trunk/687/gorkha-soldier-saves-girl-from-rape-and-takes-on-40-train-robbers-with-only-a-khukuri/

>>90581225
>Sounds like they could have done that without a degree and shouldn't have wasted so much money for a pompous piece of paper.
We should have been able to do it without a degree, but those things have become massively inflated recently. The easier it is to get one, the stupider you look not having it. And right now, it's pretty damn easy to get one.

>>90582375

Absenteeism is the enemy's joy, and hero of labor is a strike at bourgeois.

>>90583172

So basically hope that some vetran is around to take down the shooter unarmed

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>>90578324
I got a tablet for my dad like a year ago, now every time his grandchildren visits him he calls me very angry that the kids are hogging the tablet and won't let him use it. I really regret showing him how to download porn.

>>90578295
i know mileena is best girl and all but why would anyone get a BJ from mileena is beyond me?

>>90581932
>How are student loans supposed to prevent you from getting a job? Wouldn't people search even harder to begin paying it back?

It means that you are spending decades of your life paying off college debt. Hence, you take the first job you see, you can't really save up to buy a house or a car, and you don't contribute to the economy.

Boomers spent their college years "protesting" and smoking pot and now get a free ride off government programs.

>>90582375

CYKA BLYAT

>>90578654
since sales are almost exclusive to japan which is a country with decreasing birth rates I'm gonna say manga will dissapear soon.

>>90578554
This is some 4chan "troll face" "forever alone" tier artwork.

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>>90583716

this is soviet pacifier ad

>>90583172
That sounds less like "bumrush the shooter" and more like "hope for a conveniently nearby soldier"

>>90583828
baby Hellraiser

>>90581382
>Bosnian Austro-Hungarian citizen who happens to be an ethnic Serb kills the heir to Austria
>Austria blames Serbia for some reason
>Serbia is allied to the Russians, who bck up Serbia
>Germany explicitly tells Austria-Hungary that it will help it in any war against Russia
>Germany presses Austria for war in July
>Germany invades Belgium
>Germany drags the UK into the war
>Germany drags the Ottomans into the war
>Germany drags Belgium into the war
>Germany kills US civilians on the Lusitania and sends the Zimmerman telegraph to drag the US into the war
>One century later uneducated Americans think that somehow Germany was not at fault

>>90577923
well at least his daughters have good taste

>>90579917
>no, she is just a politician. You are thinking of trump
holly shit that cognitive dissonance

>>90584217
>Austria blames Serbia for some reason
Because the White Hand organization, whose members conspired and executed the assassination, was serbian nationalist organization.
>>Germany presses Austria for war in July
Wrong, Kaiser Wilhelm told Austria that if they want to invade they need to be quick otherwise the conflict will escalate.
>>Germany invades Belgium
AFTER the war was already in full force.
Protip: Kaiser Wilhelm and Tzar Nikolai II were cousins and were trying to deescalate the hostilities
tl;dr, Serbia and Austria are to blame.

>>90580037
>>90580002
>>90579993
No, Hillary had a fucking fantastic plan for working americans that got out-propaganda'd by Trump's bullshit. Re-educating miners and factory workers for new positions it the only intelligent move; automation isn't rolling back because coal miners need jobs.

Hillary mainly lost the Bernie crowd because of the (likely accurate) perception that the party purposefully screwed over Bernie because he wasn't centrist enough.

>>90579856
look at that poor uneducated white guy trying to reproduce
somebody stop him

>>90578994
Seriously

>>90584325
You know you're not actually in any danger of dying off and that's the whole joke.

Also why do I have the sense you're the same guy as >>90584244 and >>90584289

>>90584314
>the White Hand organization, whose members conspired and executed the assassination, was serbian nationalist organization
Serbia the country =/=Serbian peoples
The White hand was made up of Bosnian
Serbs, not Serbian citizens.
>Kaiser Wilhelm told Austria that if they want to invade they need to be quick
Otherwise known as pressing for war.
>AFTER the war was already in full force.
Bullshit. Belgium was invaded on August 4th, a week after the declaration of war against Serbia and before France and the UK joined. Austro-Hungarian forces would not move across the Serbian border for another eight days. The Russians hadn't finished mobilizing. and the eastern front wasn't even open yet.
The Schlieffen plan was the first invasion undertaken in WWI.

>Protip: Kaiser Wilhelm and Tzar Nikolai II were cousins and were trying to deescalate the hostilities
[Citation needed]

>tl;dr, Serbia and Austria are to blame.
As well as Germany.

>>90584318
>No, Hillary had a fucking fantastic plan for working americans that got out-propaganda'd by Trump's bullshit. Re-educating miners and factory workers for new positions it the only intelligent move; automation isn't rolling back because coal miners need jobs.
Too bad nobody knew because she didn't CAMPAIGN THAT PLAN OUT WHERE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN RELEVANT ENOUGH

>>90584314
>>90584497
There was no White Hand organization

>>90584511
They probably wouldn't have listened. They prefer shouting, bumper stickers and men in suits who are good at business because anyone who wears a suit must be good at jobs/economy.

Seriously, look at the rurals/rust-belt people or the edgelord dudes who voted for Trump. I have, and I've heard their complaints and "reasoning". They are like Somalians. They know as little as possible about everything.

>>90584497
Actually apologies, it was the Black Hand and:
>secret military society formed on 9 May 1911 by officers in the Army of the Kingdom of Serbia, originating in the conspiracy group that assassinated the Serbian royal couple (1903)
>the Black Hand is often viewed as having contributed to the start of World War I by precipitating the July Crisis of 1914, which eventually led to Austria-Hungary's invasion of the Kingdom of Serbia.
Cont:
>Otherwise known as pressing for war.
No, otherwise known as telling someone do keep it in their backyard
>Bullshit. Belgium was invaded on August 4th, a week after the declaration of war against Serbia and before France and the UK joined
Before UK, After France.
>>90584559
there was, but I fucked up, it's a counter-organization that was active well into ww2 and finally dismantled after communists won in Yugoslavia

>>90581958
Half truth. Boomers were much more limited in how they could fuck up college. You had art and English degrees and that was it. We are now in a day and age where idiot's can have 10k debt in women's studies, racial studies, and many many other throw away degrees that just didn't exists two decades ago. Also Boomers were not poison with schools basically brain washing you into thinking you had to get any kind of degree to have any kind of future. When the truth is you need skills that are needed and will pay well.

>>90584618
>They probably wouldn't have listened. They prefer shouting, bumper stickers
Hillary could have at least gotten those two down if she got Sanders as her VP. He could have overpowered her the same way Palin overpowered McCain, but to her benefit instead of otherwise.

Of course if she had still lost then, then people would have pinned all the blame on Sanders like they did on Palin so whatever I guess.

>>90584685
>Also Boomers were not poison with schools basically brain washing you into thinking you had to get any kind of degree to have any kind of future. When the truth is you need skills that are needed and will pay well.
Because automatisation wasn't a thing yet

>>90581932
Welcome to the last two generations of college. Where they bought that meme that a college education "opens doors" so a lot of kids took more student loans than they ever needed and drowned themselves in debt getting that masters in social progression(real degree offered by many universities) to discover that the good paying jobs stay as the have always been STEM.

>>90578423
>>90578467
Holy shit there's Kelly r34?

Has 4chan gone too far?

>>90584640
The Black hand still consisted mostly of Bosnian Serbs, and wasn't in league with the Serbian government in any way.

>No, otherwise known as telling someone do keep it in their backyard
>"You need to be quick to invade if you´re going to do it"
>"Now if you mind I have an invasion of Belgium to plan"
>Now calling for war

>Before UK, After France.
Oh yeah, i forgot. Germany had declared war on the french a day before. So much for keeping the war in Austria's backyard.

TL;DR Germany is just as much at fault for WWI as Austria, if not more

>>90584244

What do they taste like?

>>90584817
Milk chocolate

>>90584766
>formed by officers of Serbian Army
>no connections to Serbian government
if that were true they'd allow Austria to conduct the investigations and cooperate with them to crack down on Black Hand
>So much for keeping the war in Austria's backyard
After Russia basically declared war on Austria. You're saying Russia had no choice because they guaranteed Serbia, but then what choice did Germany have when they had a pact with Austria versus Russia?
As for France, Russia and France also had a pact so it was only a matter of time because French wanted the war, it's the only explanation I can think of why they wouldn't answer to German inquiry about remaining neutral.
Order of guilt for WW1:
1. Serbia = Austria
2. Germany = Russia
3. everyone else

>>90583172
Well, with that last one the guy was a Ghurka. Nobody fucks with a Ghurka. Nobody CAN fuck with a Ghurka.

>>90584318
This plan sounds good, but it was only created after she got such massive blowback for first suggesting that they just create a welfare program specially dedicated to unemployed miners. No wonder people didn't fucking buy it.

>>90584876
>if that were true they'd allow Austria to conduct the investigations and cooperate with them to crack down on Black Hand
Connection or no connection, Serbia would never allow an Austrian investigation.

No nation is ever going to agree to an foreign nation doing their own investigation in your land.

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>>90582271

It's an edit.

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>>90584916
I don't get it

>>90578654
No, they'll cry about foreign piracy yet will never release translations of their works

>>90584902
that's when you allow foreign agents to participate in investigation and not basically tell them to fuck off
Serbia has always been expansionist and I have very little doubt that the assassination wasn't part of attempting to radicalize bosniaks into joining eventual Yugoslavia (Great Serbia)

>>90584817
sweat and peanuts

>>90584967
Then Austria should have asked for that, but they didn't.

Also that's not how Ultimatums work

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>>90584947
The originals don't make sense. Might as well add some Lovecraft to them.

>>90584488
neither are blacks but im not allowed to make fun of them?

>>90584488
i didnt know that replying to two different posts in a thread was against the rules

>>90584982
that's why I place those 2 up top. They clearly wanted to expand their own influences and they didn't care. Austria was confident that as a major power it can win quickly and Serbia was just relying on Russia to come save it. hence I put Russia and Germany behind them.

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>>90579902

Whew. Dat everything.

>>90578346
Cartoon thot patrol

>>90584993
>>90585005
Okay calm down Milo Spergopoulos nobody cares about your inferiority complex that you chose to manifest through racial rhetoric.

>>90584876
>if that were true they'd allow Austria to conduct the investigations and cooperate with them to crack down on Black Hand
>"Just let a foreign power send a bunch of police officers into your country, what could go wrong?"
>American education

>After Russia basically declared war on Austria.
Russia joined a defensive war fought against their ally, which was only fought because the Germans promised to support them in case of a war (see the Blank Check), unlike Germany which was the aggressor against everyone on the western Front.

>You're saying Russia had no choice because they guaranteed Serbia
How on Earth did you come to that conclusion? I never even mentioned Russia.

>but then what choice did Germany have when they had a pact with Austria versus Russia?
Not to declare war on a neutral nation guaranteed by the world's largest empire? Not declaring war on France? Not pushing for Mexican intervention in the war?

>As for France, Russia and France also had a pact so it was only a matter of time because French wanted the war, it's the only explanation I can think of why they wouldn't answer to German inquiry about remaining neutral.
Even if that's all true, it still doesn't change the fact that Germany was the aggressor and that they had prepared extensively for the invasion of France.

Stop making up excuses and face the fact that Germany pushed for a world war more than anyone else.

>>90584762
Well the other day there was an r34 thread for Burnbot

So yeah, safe to say we have

>>90584761
The "good paying degree" mentality has always been business, law, medicine, and STEM. In the real world, business and law degrees have such a labor surplus that people are suing schools for misleading them. Medicine, by which I mean medical school, has such an insanely high debt/salary ratio that most doctors don't economically outpace non-doctor medical personnel until upwards of 20 years. STEM is a collection of several dozen loosely related degree tracks, many of which have an unstable value and high competition from both domestic and foreign labor, assuming they're not one of the STEM degrees that's about as useful as a philosophy degree.

>>90578796
is this "things that happened or were ongoing in 1927"?

>>90583528
You're alive because of him. Show some goddamn respect.

>>90583601
>if an over populated island slows down a bit it's going to become a ghost town
How do you people figure out how to breathe much less type?

>>90578324
Having had to babysit my niece a few times too many, I wholeheartedly agree with this comic.

>>90586085

There are people who believ in Flat Earth who type, so...

>>90578611
Is this supposed to be bragging or a condemnation?

>>90586190
bragging

>>90586190
Justified bragging.

>>90583460
thanks m8

>>90578953
relatable.

Fuck, I remember when I was in highschool, some channel, I forget what it was, "this" or something, played Frasier on weekday mornings, right when I was waking up and getting ready to go to school. It actually really helped me wake up, get mentally ready for the day. Really fucked me over when they changed it.

>>90578781
Perfect for illegal immigration

>>90586190
I assumed it was just an illustration of internal relations at the time at the fall of the Soviet Union, presumably because everyone insisted on still treating the Soviets like a superpower the decade before then.

>>90583828
This poster is legendary for both being batshit insane and including the line "Willing to suck till old age!"

>>90578379

This is 100% true, body shaming women for having hair that should be there is fucking horrible also my fetish.

>>90585586
No shit Sherlock that's what happens with the let's automate everything/send shit jobs somewhere else/bring Mexicans to do it for peanuts and if you don't like it go to college mentality
Guess what? They went to college, they got in debt and now you are stuck helping them pay it while they smoke weed in your basement or having to visit them in destroit
Just because there is a surplus of workers jobs won't magically grow back and now college can squeeze more money out of people since you need nasa credentials to flip burgers

>>90578748
L-lewd...

>>90583528
If the grandkids are using the same tablet I hope you showed him how to properly hide the porn, too.

>>90578762
>it's the company's fault for making a product, not my fault for buying it and letting my kids drink it every fucking meal
Pathetic.

>>90578619
But I think of C all the time

>>90578781
This one is just plain stupid and confusing.

But I have to wonder how long that guy sat there eating cereal, waiting for the other dude to walk in on him.

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>>90578619
>d) where are my sissors?

>>90579931
I REALLY want to fuck the cashier.

>>90578850
To be fair, college is pretty bullshit now. Students go into it with the same half-assed attitude as high school, and professors don't care. Everyone's just coasting and it costs a ton of money, and they think it's going to entitle them to an amazing job when they graduate.

I feel like all students should have to get a job before deciding to go to college. Like a mandatory 3-4 year trip to the fucking real world before you make a decision that is going to cost you a hundred thousand dollars and affect the rest of your life. Such a decision shouldn't be made when you have precisely zero perspective.

>>90578619
d) I wish I was as courageous as brave soul. Godspeed you magnificent bastard.

>>90583528
I'm currently trying to put some decent anti-virus software on my mom's laptop, all because she somehow opened one of those "THIS IS TOTALLY MICROSOFT AND YOU NEED TO RING THIS NUMBER THAT DEFINITELY ISN'T A SCAM" pages.

>I know I was paying for Norton, but I was told it wasn't worth it, so I stopped! Please fix this for me, even though I could easily do it myself!

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>>90588506

>>90588506
>not
d) Now where could my scissors be? ... GARFIELD

>>90588610
The book series, The Expanse, has that. It's set a couple hundred years in the future, I think.

Earth is united and colonizing planets and shit. And at one point, they show a girl who is working at a coffee shop on Earth and the character asks her why she's working there. The girl says that before people are allowed to go to college they have to have a job for a year or two and see if they like it.

If not, they can quit and go "on basic" income. A universal income pretty much.


While I like the idea of exploring the world and getting a job before college, what are you supposed to do if you decide not to go to college after your "world experience"?

Stay working your shitty retail job? Go into a tech school and hope you like it better than whatever college offers but with most likely less pay in the end.

I did the same thing you explained. Went to uni immediately after high school, coasted, dropped out because I was doing bad.

Afterwards, I worked a shitty retail job because hey, you can't get any other job beyond retail, food service, and secretarying without a degree.

Now I'm in community college and am gonna transfer to uni next semester. Different degree (was civil engineering, now computer science)

I'm gonna graduate with the same amount of debt had I stayed in, just taking me way longer than it should.

People always say college is trash but what else is there to not be stuck at a shitty job(s)? What other paths are there? Work your way up the shitty retail job? Tech school? Start a business and hope you don't go bankrupt within the first 10 years, because that's usually how long it takes to be successful?

>>90579033
>Al Gayda
Still makes me laugh

>>90589254
>what are you supposed to do if you decide not to go to college after your "world experience"
start working and adopting a trade.
I ran out of money so I had to quit uni (nonexistant credit and really poor family, so...) and start working so I imagine basically that. There's always jobs that can be done with minimum training

>>90588630
kek

>>90589434
>There's always jobs that can be done with minimum training
I wouldn't be so sure about that anon. I saw a job ad that demanded 4+ years experience or a college degree for a job changing car tires. Shit is ridiculous.

>>90578619
>time to attack him, if I die i get the sweet release of death if I over power him I;m a hero

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I miss Asay and his mind numbing comics

>>90578423
I've always wanted to see lewds of Kelly's Lady Liberty and now I know it exists.

>>90590306
I can't tell if it's pro or anti-gay.

>>90590405
I KNOW


I mean Asay is definitley anti-gay but still, its insane.

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>>90578844
Ouch. Ain't it the truth though.

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>>90590306
I miss him too.

>>90590405
That's what made Asay such a treasure. It was often damn near impossible to understand what he was even trying to convey.

>>90579314
The lesson is "don't bully hipsters"?

>>90590519
>le no gun hippieland
We're in the world top ten when it comes to gunownership REEEEEEEEEE

>>90578748
>Bernie allies with BLM

>>90590519
This one was honestly just offensive.

>>90590875
No the lesson is that the insidious hipster is actually a terrorism

>>90578619
>please be white please be white please be white

>>90587737
I'd be more worried about showing my children how to properly hide theirs

>>90578517
How do they keep up with the news like that?

>>90590374
The fact that someone can look at the political binary and see"nuke tehran" on one side and "kick out the beaners" on the other shows how fucked American discourse is.

Going from a criticism of America's treatment of Mexicans to immediately advocating war with Iran is terrifying.

>>90578935
a fucking leaf

>>90578953
We need a Sucrose/CN version for /sug/

>>90587559
The hair or shaming them for it?

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>>90590374
Wow nothing changed in a whole decade.
>tfw Americans don't know or care about the success of the US-led coalition that fought ISIS out of Mosul and smashed the so-called Caliph into hiding
Like three-quarters of the US population don't even KNOW.

>>90591506
Why, so that it wouldn't show up in the news and the president can ignore it?

>>90591301
I also don't understand the allegory. "we wuz vikings n shit" seems like a nonargument, unless he's lamenting the idea that Norwegians no longer roam the oceans attacking settlements.

>>90591972
Basically hes saying "People of Norway used to be badass warriors who didn't give a fuck. Now they are huge pansies who get scared at the sight of a gun."

This being in response to a bombing that killed 80 people at a youth camp, most of them being teenagers.

>>90591972
It's literally just "we wuz vikings, antigun white people are pussies".

Didn't that comic come out right after some guy shot up a kids' summer camp or am I thinking of something else?

>>90592031
Basically yeah. He basically was calling Norway pussies for morning over a massacre

>>90592031
You're thinking of the right event.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Norway_attacks

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>>90592056
Asay seemed to have an overwhelming hatred for all human life.

>>90588506
Wanna know something tragic?
They changed the art to this wikihow. Its got new art that isn't nearly as good