Who's the whitest /co/ character?

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>>90575764

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>>90575764
Mr. White Christmas
Mr. Snow.

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>>90575900

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>>90575764

>>90575789
I wish this became a movie. The adventures of this guy would be a good superhero movie.

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>>90575764

>>90575900
>>90575927
It's mildly funny, sure... but that art is atrocious.

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>>90575764

What is "whiteness"?

>>90575764
Fuckers in Endsville telling me, always in the barber shop Good Bling ain’t bout this, Good Bling ain’t bout that. My boy a substistue on fucking Butterbean and them. He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y’all niggas ain’t know shit! All ya motherfuckers talk about Good Bling ain’t no hitta, Good Bling ain’t this, Good Bling a fake. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y’all don’t live with that nigga! Y’all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet, shootin’ at the police and shit! Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin’ playin’ him like that! Them niggas savages out there! If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet aboutGood Bling I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas roll with H20 and them.

>>90575824
Technically correct.
>>90577698
Actually correct.

>>90576726
>jews
>white

>>90578475
kek'd

>>90577698
You also forgot he has Scottish in him.

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>>90577698
He's a character who's actually afraid of having any black in him.

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>>90580993
Close

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>so white he can be a mass-murdering super villain and STILL not get shot by police

>>90583272
Underated post

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This lil' bugger right here. God I wish he got more screentime

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>all the niggers in this thread
>ignoring this fine white aryan specimen

how could you /co/?

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>>90583272
hue

>>90577698
>tfw

>>90575764
Hal Jordan

>>90575764
what do you mean by "whitest" OP?
it's another forced attempt by african americans to force stereotypes on white people when everyones know it's fun only when it's about blacks?
deal with it, blacks are shit at banters, the only they know to do is "UURRRRR DURRR HONKIES ARE RIDICULOUS IN GHETTO CULTURE LULZ SO CHEESY" when actually everyones make fun of your monkey gibberish.

>>90587466
Nah Hal has a bit of street cred for banging his hot boss.
Barry Allen is pretty much white collar turbonerd.

>>90587514
>what do you mean by "whitest" OP?
Plays by the rules of the status quo/doesn't make waves, benefits from "white privilege" (aka, isn't singled out as "the other" for any reason unless they're a fish-out-of-water in a subversive environment), loves cheese/bland flavored food.. being literally white also helps.

>>90587526
But Barry has a black gf and a black adopted dad.

>>90589846
>Whitest
>means they don't make problems
Well, I guess you're not technically wrong

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this idiot

>>90578328
privileged little bitch lame ass losers

>>90591882
He's 1/64th Cherokee. The native Americans came to the Americas through the Bering Strait from Asia. The guy's practically full-blooded Chinese.

>>90581022
This right here is what REAL white people are like.

>>90581019
We don't waste no soap in here nigga.

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>>90575764
>Who's the whitest /co/ character?
Creepy Susie.

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>>90575764

>>90575764
Chris Ware

>>90585620
A blind porch monkey ain't got no place in white man's heaven, son. >>90575966

>>90592341

Still, he's literally a walking white stereotype

>>90584353
>Fighting Crayons

>>90577698

Byron Saxton?

>>90587514
How old are you kid? This isn't new.