/sug/ - Steven Universe General

>>90575331
Jasper is best gem

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Guess the sociopath

>>90575331
zuke

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lapiven

>>90575362
you're fourth asshole

When will Jasper spank Sapphire?

>>90575354
Navy.

>>90575362
BAZINGA

>"stealing" back something that was yours to save your friends whom the thieves condemned to floating forever in space makes you a sociopath

>>90575377
never, she's dead

>>90575362

aah, fuck off. My mom's already dead inside.

>>90575331
fuck, this is the real link to the Last Thread:
>>90570156
>>90570156
>>90570156

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Gems should do ballet

>>90575405
Kekkkk I didn't even notice

>>90575395
I find it a little obnoxious how Steven is always painted as being in the right.

>>90575362
lapis is shit

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>>90575331

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Jasper is best best gem

>>90575446
*worst

>>90575362
kys

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"Lapis, she's getting away"

>Lapis breaks out into uncontrollable laughter… because the Crystal Gems’ loss is her self-esteem’s gain

>>90575446
*shittest shittiest

>>90575412
Pearlmethysts should kill themselves

>>90575362
HAHA, JOKES ON YOU! MY MOM'S ALREADY DEAD!

>>90575471
All Lapis needs to do is kill the CGs and kidnap Steven to be happy

>>90575362
Molest me daddy.

>>90575471
>lapis only feels happy when people around her are hurting
what a bitch

>>90575471
wtf I love Lapis now.

Was this the same site that gave us metalbending?

>And when Navy proves “capable” of immediately loving everything from dirt to her former enemies, that’s enough to force out Lapis’ internal tempest as, in despair and incredulity, she flees the scene and wallows in her brokenness

So Lapis is jealous Navy can love things easily?

>>90575362
stop pls

>>90575496
>"I liked taking everything out on you"
>enjoyed blasting people with in the face with water in TNCG
She's a sadist

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all gems are beautiful in their own way

>>90575362
hgvuf

>>90575530
Except Jasper, that thing is fucking ugly.

>>90575441
do you have a link to that ytp. I can't seem to find it.

>>90575520
I thought this episode was supposed to be good.
Why is Lapis doing stupid OOC shit again?

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LAPIS IS A NERD

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Who do you consider more fucked up?

>>90575530
Except for Holly.

>>90575553
>I thought this episode was supposed to be good.
It's a Zuke episode
>Why is Lapis doing stupid OOC shit again?
It's a Zuke episode

>>90575538
She gives a pretty good spanking though.

Reminder that this episode will only be good in the second half because the first half is boarded by Zuke and the second is boarded by Raven who is one of the best writers amongst all the storyboarders alongside Paul

also reminder that everyone who's ever shit on Raven is retarded since she and Paul have been responsible for some of the best episodes of the entire show since season one

>>90575553
What's OOC about that?

>>90575567
Everyone who likes this shitty ship.

>>90575553
Doing nothing and going "I'm so sad please feel sorry for me" is pretty much her whole character though.

>>90575567
my mom

>>90575595
>This nigga rolls up to your girl in the club and slaps her ass
>What do you do?

>>90575519
oh, I think so. This guy's reviews keep going up too early

>>90575530
except for worst gem (lapis)

>>90575588
Yeah, their art is ugly.

>>90575601
I mean Lapis was pretty uncaring about anyone besides Steven, so i don't get why this one character she only ever saw for 2 episodes is somehow a big deal to her.

>>90575588
Probably gonna be the same shit as Beta where Zuke wastes her half feeding her cancerous ship and only after that does anything substantial happen.

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>>90575567
Pearl, but at least everyone in the show acknowledges it instead of woobifying her like they do with Lapis

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>>90575567
both gems are quite old... but Pearl is probably closer to the Diamonds and more juicy secrets

>>90575651
It's going to be EXACTLY like Beta god damn it..

>>90575636
Nah

I'm kinda sad,I really thought this would be a Navy episode and we'd see her call Steven and the gems out for just leaving them in space and stealing their ship and having continuously tricked them
but no its a Lapis episode
which I mean ya we need some development for her but this just seems like another "Lapis is a poor victim" type episode and, like we are meant to feel bad for her

I'm getting tired of those

>>90575588
episodes generally get good in the second half, anyway. First half is for build up

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>>90575369
Good shit, my dood

So is pumpkin dog confirmed for splat?

>>90575567
Reminder of Official List of Acceptable Ships

>Pewey
>Mystery Girl x Pearl
>Grearl
>Connverse
>Amedot
>Gregpis
>Jasper x suffering

All other ships are inherently worthless.

>>90575567
rebecca outright calls pearl a liar

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Canon

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Pearl-likes-pi worked on this, if it's good we could maybe see more good games in the future.

>>90575362
sheldor

>>90575633
I think they're going for a more blatant depiction of depression here. And one of the worst things you can see while you have depression is everyone else being happy or sucessful. It's easy to let something like that get to your head and turn it into something more than what it is. I was suicidal until about a year ago. I'm an easily jealous person and seeing other people happy at things I knew I couldn't be only made me feel worse.

You may call me a faggot now.

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>>90575703
mystery pearl is actually good because it allows pearl to do human things and wear cute jackets

>>90575689
Considering these couple of things
1: The article pretty much stated a literal "lapis didnu nuffin wrong" opinion about he episode
2: It's Zuke
3: Navy, the second sweetest Ruby apparently turns evil for god knows why and makes Lapis jealous.

Were pretty big signs this episode wasn't gonna be good.

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>>90575619
>>90575572
>>90575538
that's not very nice

>>90575725
Why is Steven so huge here?

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>>90575725
>fellow pearlfag works on a game
nice

>>90575758
Kill yourself, retard

>>90575731
Everyone has depression nowadays retard, Lapis constantly getting woobified and treated like a baby over it is just boring and annoying

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>>90575636
Delete this

>>90575731
You're a half fag mate, because you probably guessed what Zuke's motivation was for writing Lapis in this episode.

But you're still half a fag for blogposting.

>Peridot pointing out the sun as a star to wish upon is both classic Peridot and another hint of a potential romantic fusion between herself and Lapis. Zuke has openly stated that they write the Peridot-Lapis dynamic to trend in that direction, so this moment’s inclusion comes as no surprise.

>eye roll

>>90575755
He's a big guy.

>>90575520
>wow please feel bad for me even though i did all those things to myself
god i fucking hate lapis

>>90575755
Look at the shadow. The perspective's fucked, but he isn't actually huge.

>>90575725
I hope it comes out on other platforms than just consoles. Though would selling it on Steam make it more susceptible to pirating?

>>90575617
Take away her limb enhancers

>>90575755
He's actually in the foreground jumping but it's fun to think he's just a giant running down the street.

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>>90575766
you mad perifag?

>>90575689
Seems like she chose to open up to her friends this time, that's a bit of development. She's no longer bottling things up and might actually talk about her stuff instead of shutting up and listen to everyone say she's fine, when she's not

>>90575804
This is a universally answered question for any game that gets ported to PC.

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>>90575331
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

>>90575799
Oh yeah, they did a pretty poor job of conveying that then.

>>90575790
I didn't know Lapis trapped herself in a mirror.

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>>90575703
correct

>>90575331
so.. is navy confirmed to be the next villian?

>>90575773
>Zuke has openly stated that they write the Peridot-Lapis dynamic to trend in that direction
>they

So is the author of that article talking about the crewniverse or Zuke with that 'they'

>>90575738
>3: Navy, the second sweetest Ruby apparently turns evil for god knows why and makes Lapis jealous.
Of course, otherwise you might realize you don't actually have a reason to care more about Lapis than about Navy. She's done very little to make herself likable.

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>>90575741
>jasper without stripes
Everything about her comes together to make her perfect and this is an important part of it

>>90575790
>Lapis locked herself in a mirror for 5,000 years

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this reminds me of when pearl unfused as alexandrite and started laughing

.... another dare i say... parallel

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>>90575804
Do people still think that piracy is that big a problem? It's pennies compared to the people who will buy games legit. Hell I've bought games I pirated so it's not this big scary problem plaguing videogames.

>>90575790
She doesnt want anyone to feel bad for her. She said so in AaS, she doesn't believe she deserves people being nice to her.
That's something she and Jasper have in common.

>>90575847
Probably the latter, it is her ~*preferred pronoun*~ after all.

>>90575847
Zuke.

>>90575850
Are you retarded?

>>90575362
fuck you

>>90575861
no but the crystal gems didnt, and shes free now so who gives a fuck

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>>90575362
Fuck u

>>90575873

Didn't she Zuke say that she didn't care what pronouns she used?

>>90575738
I guess I was a fool for expecting anything good

>>90575820
I mean, ya I guess that is a good step but it just still seems like they are coming at an angle of "Lapis dindu nuffin" Thats how the article makes it sound, I guess I just gotta see how the episode actually handles it

>>90575870
500% of all video games that get released on PC are pirated by at least 12 billion people. These are just facts.

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>>90575868
Are they in the ocean? Is that SALTWATER?

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>>90575850
no anon thats cheek amethyst whom is beautiful even with her weird gem placement

>>90575362
>Not being immune
Shiggy

>>90575868
Wait is this a new episode?

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>>90575847
Zuke is nonbinary now and you need to respect her special pronouns or else you're going to hell

>>90575897
>she

Did you just assumed their gender?

>>90575893
You think a person wouldn't be fucked up for a while after that?

>>90575903
Kill yourself

>>90575899
Haven't you thought maaaybe the author is a Lapidot shipping Lapisfag?

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>>90575331
So where did everything go wrong, /sug/? I think I can pinpoint the exact episode: Same Old World.

>>90575906
desu all the amethsyt were pretty cute

>>90575936
Barn Mates

>>90575906
What she is is a cheeky cunt

>>90575893
>shes free now so who gives a fuck
You realize nobody would be mentally okay right away after that, right?

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When is the best character going to return?

>>90575773
So the article writer knows about how zuke was writing their relationship but blatantly ignores that zuke pretty much said it wasn't going to happen

looks like this writer has some bias
I really don't get what the appeal of lapidot is to these people

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>>90575930

>>90575773
How is that a hint to a romantic fusion?

>>90575951
Stupid jascuck

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>>90575771

>>90575936
super watermelon island

>>90575951
After she spanks Sapphire.

>>90575936
Jailbreak.

>>90575963
Sorry, but I don't give a shit about waifus. I just want interesting characters and story. Jasper is literally the only reason why I care about this show anymore. And I don't even find her attractive in the least.

>>90575976
*Warp Tour

>>90575936
Same Old World was actually pretty decent, it was the last minute of the episode in which everything would go wrong

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>>90575951
Season 6 duh

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>>90575942
yes

>>90575947
oh you

>>90575846
"Then Navy gleefully ship-jacks Steven, Peridot and Lapis, and just like that, there’s a straight-up sociopath in the world of Steven Universe, perhaps its first villain who might not be capable of redemption. This show works in mysterious and wonderful ways."

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/03/steven-universe-opens-up-its-most-traumatized-mind.html

>>90575959
Lapidots will see anything as a hint toward their ship

>>90575982
are you the guy who was talking about hating his parents and being superior to everyone else on /sug/ because you don't cry or something like that

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>>90575951
>Malachite is never coming back
ah well

>>90575331
https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/03/steven-universe-opens-up-its-most-traumatized-mind.html

oh, here's the early review that was posted with spoiler images. The review is basically a summary as well.

>>90576016
just like jasperfags and their waifu?

>>90575496
>only feels happy
>not when steven showed her the wonderful parts of earth
>not when steven finally freed and healed her
and iirc
>that small bg scene where she interacts with a ruby

>>90575773
I'm glad Zuke got juked before she could shit this show up even more. Imagine a whole other season with this kind of bullshit.

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>>90576013
I can't believe Navy stealing the ship that was originally hers and going to save her teammates makes her a sociopath!

Truly evil

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so navy takes the ruby ship just like everyone assumed she would

>>90575997
>That amethyst with the thicc brows
HNG

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>>90576013
>Navy reclaims the ship that the CGs stole from her before leaving her and her friends in space to die
>this makes her an evil sociopath

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>>90576047
8XJ is literally perfect

>>90576020
No, that was watermelon anon and he only watches the show for Lapis and hates Jasper because she's "black-coded".

>>90576028
pretty much

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>>90576046
yyyup
and played everyone like a god damn fiddle

wouldn't that be funny if pumpkin dog left with navy and the ship haha

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>>90576068
And DSLs.

>>90576042
I think the author has this weird idea in his head because of that post Zuke made on her and her alone wanting to making Lapis/Peridot queer.

He now has romantic lenses on and is surely overblowing it. This is all apart of zukes plan, that fucking cunt. She needs as much fanart and fanfics to be made before the uprooting happens

>>90576085
And then Navy dropped it from the stratosphere.

How many people would drop the show if a non-Lapidot ship involving Peridot or Lapis became canon?

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>>90576047
she seems to be most people's favorite for some reason
mine is this one with the chipped tooth

>>90576020
I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>90576099
Like a couple dozen lapidirts on tumblr.

>>90576098
We had fucking LEAKS dumbass

>>90575553
I wouldn't trust the reviewer. The plot details are correct, but he's less than subtle about giving everything else his own interpretation.

>>90576042

Now I'm really curious as to how the UPROOTening unfolds.

Make your predictions

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>>90576045
>>90576054
>forgetting this is a lauren puke episode

Anyone here thinks the pumpkin dog is kinda cute?

>Speaking of which, how about Charlene Yi’s performance as Navy in this episode? She was just over-the-top enough to sow a seed of suspicion and render Navy utterly detestable by the end.
>She was just over-the-top

Dingo, please come back to leaking.

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>>90575771

>>90576099
If any Peridot ship became canon I would consider this show dead as it was obviously made for autistic self-inserters who watch tv for memes rather than good storytelling

>>90576118
There's no way to know, I hope it's something major and unambiguous but knowing Zuke it's probably something tiny or just the writers telling her to stop the shipping bs.

>>90576063
I actually cant handle how much I like 8XJ
so good god damn

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Wait

>Speaking of which, how about Charlene Yi’s performance as Navy in this episode? She was just over-the-top enough to sow a seed of suspicion and render Navy utterly detestable by the end
>render Navy utterly detestable by the end
>Navy
>detestable

How?

>>90576098
We had leaks, dude, not that hard to tell the plot when you have a snapshot of each minute and the first two minutes of the episode.

>>90576118
Zuke was vastly over exaggerating, the ship is not going to be canonically sunk, but rather simply taken in a different direction than how Zuke wanted. Because she's a crazy cunt that is mentally unstable.

>>90576140
Alright guys

You're hyping yourselves up too much by these fruity words of this reviewer whose job is to fluff shit up

>>90576118
>Lapidot fusion gone wrong
>Lapis and Peri outright saying they're just friends
>Jasper being BARN'D and becoming the third wheel
>New gem cucking
>Literally anything that isn't hippie lesbian shit
Endless possibilities, my man

>>90576170
They're probably just going to be confirmed as best friends.

>>90576118
probably nothing, i mean did she really expect two side characters to have that much impact on the show?
there's already ruby/sapphire and pearl being a huge dyke, why did she think she was doing something new?

>>90576091
and then the pumpkin landed on the memebarn and the memebarn exploded

>>90576165
She looks like a tranny

>>90576108
im a fucker for single lost tooth or chipped tooth
brings a charm thats hard to explain
also I named this one cranberry

>>90576166
Probably talks smack to the autism trio and makes them feel bad or something.
This author uses a lot of grandiose language that I don't think the episode will be backing up.

>>90576212
You look like a tranny.

>>90576189
>Lapis hooks up with Mystery Boy because of her PARALLELS with Pearl

>>90576140
When is she ever not over-the-top? Do you know what that term means?

>>90576166
Probably because she makes a complete 180 and ditches everyone.

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As someone who used to care about Lapis and Peridot, I'm thinking about deleting all my pictures of them. I just don't care anymore.

>>90576165
Congrats anon, now you're in love with a cartoon character like the rest of us.

>>90576165
She's fucking adorable, I don't know why I find her so cute. The single, lonely Rose-style curl? The thick eyebrows? The casual bashing of her boss?

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>>90576212
most big burly woman do
this show has taught me to look past that

>>90576252
k

>>90576179
>>90576219
>This author uses a lot of grandiose language that I don't think the episode will be backing up.
THIS

Settle down, people. See this site's other episode reviews like TSTR. I don't want to kill hype, but mitigate mass bitching when it's not as mindblowing as this paid reviewer writes

>>90576253
it fucking sucks
>>90576257
same, I could go on for hours actually but I dont want to be that guy

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>>90575703
You forgot these two.

>>90576250
For wanting to save her friends?

I don't see how that makes her detestable

Steven and the gems deserve it after everything they've done to her and the rubies

>>90576280
We're doing a good job of defusing the hype on our own, most of this thread is at least a little negative

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>>90576288
come on anon, i want to hear it

From the same author as the leak article, I think you guys will enjoy his review of Rocknaldo:
https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/02/steven-universe-calls-out-fake-allies-in-rocknaldo.html

And, of course, a little insight of him
https://twitter.com/ZachBlumy/status/833332891815989248

>>90576310
As has been discussed in the thread, it just seems like a lot of vague words and the actual even won't be nearly as bad as described.

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>>90575703
This but unironically

>>90576308
>implying YP isn't for YD only

>>90576337
I bet he thinks Lapis was a rape victim and that Bismuth did nothing wrong

>>90576337
ugh

>>90576337
there goes my hype

>>90576337
Well in case anyone was still taking this dude seriously this is all you need

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This is peri is cute

>>90576337
>Hey this review isn't so ba-
>Muh LGBTWTFBBQ
Dropped

>>90576345
Thats actually cute as fuck

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>>90576108
Characters with defects in their teeth are my favourite, single snaggle teeth especially.

>>90576388
you're cute

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>>90576353
That is acceptable also.

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>>90575804
I love that I can start never ever posting in /sug/ now
NEVER EVER
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>>90576328
and tell you how I want her to hold me as I twirl my finger around her one rose curl for hours, na fuck that

>>90576204
Zuke strikes me as a bit egocentric, if not outright narcissistic.

>>90575703
>Gregpis
Very good true

But you forgot Lapis x Vidalia

>>90576341
I hope you're right

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>"LAPIS IS A DOMINATRIX"

>>90576427
That's where you're wrong. Sugar is the narcissist abuser, not Zuke.

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>>90576388
This is the same character.

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If Steven ever just disappeared and I mean left left without a trace, without anyone knowing where he went...

I think Pearl would go crazy firstly. Secondly I think she would blame herself

>>90576395
cry moar fag

>>90576404
I feel ya,
cranberry is so pleasing to look at, thats a good shade
>>90576445
this on the other hand, no so much, yyikes

>>90576462
>my balls

>>90575906
Silly me, my computer is set to grayscale all the time, so I couldn't see that it was Amethyst.
She does have many of the things I love about Jasper, like nice lips and voluminous hair.

>>90576459
Go to bed Lauren

>>90576337
Who let this guy screen episodes first?

>>90576469
What's wrong, anon? You seem upset. Have I triggered you?

JASPER LEAKS WHEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN

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>>90576404
>>90576216
that's exactly why i like her

>>90576484
That's what I really want to know.
Maybe Dingo give that guy the complete leaked episode to make us mad.

>>90576497
Never

>>90576497
W H E N

>>90576509
Put some thigh-highs on that bitch.

>>90576497
>>90576521
Stupid jaspergers

>>90576497
i leak when i see jasper

>>90576509
Very nice
Now give her some heels

>>90576512
>now kiss

>>90576509
Needs cameltoe.

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>>90576497
NOW

>>90576533
Mm jasburgers

>>90576555
>not obese
Fake

>>90576555
GEMTLEMAN

>>90576462
Clearly this one is superior >>90576388

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2017 is looking to be a nice year for video games.

>>90576406
was the beginning of her song a reference to eponas song from LoZ?

Will Ian's show be better then Becky's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWyHZQARrnM

>>90576583
M O O T

>>90575331
>Trusting a review

>And screenshots

Next you'll tell me you trust Rotten Tomatoes.

>>90576445
kek

>>90576581
lel sure it is Zuke

>>90576497
It'll never happen

we just gotta live with that fact

>>90576337
>He's not only a Lapidotfag, but also a Zukefag

This makes me sick

>>90576583
H I R O

>>90576616
>And screenshots
Well you almost weren't retarded. Almost

>>90576492
kek. You're the one crying about the gays you baby

>>90576602
Compared to how SU is now? Probably.

But overall? No. I think it'll progress the same way, have an awesome season 1 / 2a and the level off/go down from there

>>90576635
KEJK

>>90576635
All we have besides the two minute clips are screenshots.

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>>90576555
GUYS

>>90575725
Is this what all those ATL style illustrations were for?

>>90576555
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Callin fakes tho

>>90576668
malapepe

>>90576669
No

>>90576668
Finally maladot gets confirmed

>>90576024
>you can't comment on the article to tell this guy how stupid he is for calling Navy a sociopath

sigh

>>90576555
>not at an angle
>not blurry
Fake as all hell

>>90576705
This just needs a brazzers logo thing to become a meme

>Pumpkin is still alive after this episode

>>90576707
we haven't seen the episode yet, maybe she pulls a machine gun out of her gem and starts shooting at beach city residents as she's escaping

>>90576480
There should be an AU where Yellow Pearl and Bloople are video game enthusiasts. Drawfags please. I want to see them lounging around in hoodies/pajamas staying up late playing Mario Kart or something.

>>90576738
I hope she does.

>Fake Jasper leaks

We did it, boys!

>>90576724
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>90576738
I don't know why but this got me a-laughin' pretty hard

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Worst gems should be together

>>90576681
Aw.

>>90576738
Please

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>>90576750
>implying they aren't legit

>>90576806
C'MON OLD FAKE

>>90575936
Gem Drill.

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>>90576814
>being this delusional

>>90576652
>crying
Nice projection, lad.

Soooo...
Are we going to see some other crossover episodes at a later point, or did Say Uncle shoot down any hope of such a thing happening again? I would suspect that they're not doing it because it would cause the fanbase to meltdown from the occurrence.

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>>90576337
so basically this episode is confirmed to be terrible

Should I get drunk tonight /sug/?

>>90576937
I guess

>>90576937
No.

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I want Pearl to teach me about Gem society.

>>90576937
navy isnt joining the crystal gems, so yeah go for it

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I wanted to show my sister my favorite quartz which is 8XJ, and other Quartz soldiers, and the image is similar to >>90575997

Anyways, by the time I realized I had the image in the same folder as my SU porn/cock tributes my sister was already looking over my shoulder at my monitor. So, I tried to enlarge the quartz soldier image as fast as possible, but I'd accidentally enlarge pic related. My sister has made fun of me every day for it and uses it to black mail me....help

>>90576983
You deserve it for having such poor organization.

>>90575354
Eyeball

>>90576937
maybe

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>>90576937
alcohol is always the answer
unless your liver is fucked
then nope

>>90576983
Find her shitty porn art/trashy fanfics in retaliation.

>>90576979
I want Steven to ask questions so we can actually learn about gem stuff.

>>90576983
What if your sister cosplays Vidalia soon?

>>90576983
>Having BM drawings on your hard drive

You deserve it.

>>90576983
You dun goofed - I guess you have to rape her now

>>90576983
>Shows sister porn folder
Your first and last mistake anon

So, Navy is confirmed to have ulterior motives, and stole the ship back? Good

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>Room for Ruby

>She stays
>Inacts her plan to slowly break the CGs from inside
>Slowly but surely starts corrupting Steven
>A flirt here
>A wink there
>She begins making him into a slave

or

>She just straight "Peaceful Refugees" him and he's too afraid to tell anyone while she ravages him every night

something along those lines

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>>90576983
my little brother saw me drawing gem ass t but he didnt say anything
i guess he liked it

>>90577019
>>90576937
>rarely come to /sug/ sober
>On here every day
Welp

>>90576889
That's a pretty fucking tame pic, bud. Calm your dick

http://grumpyfaceblog.tumblr.com/post/158216557613

It's not exclusive.

>>90577089
>not being open with your family and sharing

>>90576937
I've gotten drunk almost every night for the passed two weeks. Should I be worried?

>>90576583
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>90576604
>>90576630
>>90577113
What the fuck are you mongoloids on about?

>>90577085
This

>>90576583
ENHANCE!
>>90576604
>>90576630
>>90577113

>>90577127
even when he isnt here anymore, its always moots fault desu

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>>90577105
im drunk every night because its the only way i can sleep now, you're not alone anon
as long as you dont post anything embarrassing that you'll regret in the morning

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>>90577101
Either that or he's saving it for a super blackmail bomb

>>90577101
Post yer porn fig

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>>90577039
But she's only 14
>>90577001
I'm lazy
>>90577039
Hmm, sounds tricky. I need some tips.
>>90577072
Dude, no
>>90577085
Nah.......................
>>90577101
Poor you, I know the feeling

>>90577171
I second this, I need to see how severe this was

>>90577150
But who is this moot person?

>>90577150
What's his fault? I'm not seeing anything unusual.

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>>90577211
Newfag

>>90577177
>But she's only 14
I'm sure degeneracy runs in the family.

>>90577228
please die, doodley doo

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>>90577243
Fuckyou

>>90577211
First time on 4chan?

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>>90577158
>only way i can sleep
holy fuck, this, these days I cant go to sleep on my own so im glad im not alone on that, a single glass of rum and cherry coke help me out every night so no real damage
>Regret
im on /sug/, I regret everything so everythings game in my book

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>>90576983
If someone found out I got off to SU I'd probably kill myself so I commend your willpower

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>>90576983
>Keeping your porn pics in the same folder as your cute pics.
>Being so paranoid as to consider this spoiler-worthy.
Eh, this is a rather cheesey thing to be blackmailed over.
What is she demanding, and did she snap a pic of you with it up?
These are important details.

>>90577228
>>90577177
>>90577160
>>90576668
>>90576462
>>90576388
>>90576252
>>90576122
>>90575595
Who is this green pyramid-headed fuck? Can I get a quick rundown?

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>>90577272
the somewhat long-winded wording of the post suggests sarcasm

probably would've been better if there was a jokey image attached to it

>>90576739
whoops meant for >>90576585

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>>90577171
i dont usually post my porn or anything really nsfw but this is the one he saw, obviously cant post the full version

>>90577275
i drink a little bit more than half a bottle of vodka per day, as long as you dont get as bad as me youre fine
sometimes i get emotional and blogpost in late /sug/

>>90577303
a shitty meme

>>90577303
Send a letter to Zuke, she has plenty of time on her hands now. She'll fill you in.

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>>90577211
HEY THERE, NEW FAG

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>>90577211
>MFW We haven't taught our children about Moot's golden age

Have a seat, boy. I'm gonna tell you about a Faggot of epic proportions.

Now, It all started with (you).

>>90577303
Is ur mum

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>>90577108
>inb4 on everything but xbox

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>>90577302
No she did not, but the porn saved on my hard-drive is proof enough. I don't wanna delete it either, she just demands small chores and shit.

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>that episode where Steven took Pearl's 18-incher balls deep
He's learned well.

>>90577376
kys