Just what was his endgame?

Teaching old crotchety men the value of industrialization and the evolution of ancient tools.

Did he only have control over the mechanical part "spring" or the concept of springyness itself?
Because that would mean control over conservation of potential energy- a universal deity like superpower.

>>90566056
To create a religion around springs, by breaking some poor old guy's mind into becoming his prophet.

I don't care, I still have butter and meatloaf.

I'll show Coily. I'm going to digitize everything!

>>90566056
Killing your mother tonight if you don't reply to this post?

>>90566877
I'm dumb

>Oh, look. God has a spring.

God damn it another spring thread? I am so sick of these spring thread on /co/. They're not even /co/ related.

I hope I never see another spring for as long as I live.

>>90568323
NO SPRINGS! *WHISTLE*

>>90566752

>that second half after having been shown the light by Coily where he annoys his collegues constantly about the awesomeness of springs

He really was close to having a spring shoved down his throat.