/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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Peri a cute

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>>90556611
Jasper is best best gem

>>90556611
Those are some fine hands, Female?

>>90556618
I wish I could return to season 2 when I was still in love with Peridot. I want to love her again, I really do.

>If you were a twenty-tens kid, you'll probably remember a show called Steven Universe
>it was a cute cartoon about a boy going on magical adventures with these magical crystal warriors and saving the world
>that's not really the point of this story, though
>way back around 2015-2016 I was an intern at cartoon network studios
>they'd just gotten the animation back from Korea, and the crew was giving it a final review before sending it out for broadcast
>the title card, which should have read 'Tiger Philanthropist," instead read "Jasper's Special Delivery"
>one of the other interns did a throaty chuckle, but the actual crew members looked pretty concerned
>we kept watching anyway
>the opening frame showed Jasper's silhouette looming over the doorway to the barn
>peridot was inside, working on a machine with a wielding tool
>she looked up at the offscreen Jasper and screamed
>then, in raspy voice, Jasper said
>"TIME FOR MILK"
>the entire crew was frozen in place as a jet of steaming white fluid shot out at peridot like it'd been fired for a firehouse
>"DRINK IT ALL, IT'S NUTRITIOUS"
>Lapis landed in front of the barn, which Jasper was already inside of
>"Peridot, I'm bac-"
>Lapis was cut short by a second stream of high pressure lactose
>the stream hit her directly in her mouth, and she ballooned up like a piece of Dobson fanart
>She crew so large that she actually poofed (retreated into her gemstone to heal)
>Jasper stood over the fallen gem, her nipples still leaking
>a member of the staff, Zuke or something like that, actually resigned right then and there
>Jasper gave a demented smile and picked up the gemstone
>"YOU DARE WASTE MY PRECIOUS MILK?"
>with that, Jasper crushed the blue gem in her mighty paws
>Peridot was hunched over in the corner, looking 200lbs heavier and moaning in pain
>Jasper then looked directly at the camera as the distant sound of cows mooing filled the room

>>90556618
Yes

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>>90556636
I know that feel anon, I really do.

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Reminder that the juking is confirmed

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>>90556611

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Posting it here.

If the Crewniverse wanted to do something about abusive relationships why not do it with Pearl, White Diamond and Rose?

I'm not good at converying emotion, because I am an autistic cunt however, it would go something like this.

>Rose explains to Pearl that her Diamond dosen't care about her, and will replace her like the many before her l, not to mention the abuse hurled at her when White has a bad day.
>Pearl, crying, says that her Diamond loves her, and if she didn't she wouldn't have had her made.
>Her diamond just gets a little angry sometimes.

This could have hit two birds with one stone, as we get P. backstory and building and the abusive line they wanted to go for.

or maybe this is a shit idea, and I'm a cunt, who knows? Also I meant they should have done it instead of Jaspis.

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Gems should wrestle

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I am still waiting for this to get translated.

>>90556658
You already know the truth, Renegade Pearl!

>>90556488
'Cause you lack imagination.

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>>90556611

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Epic prank idea.
Steven tells Pearl that he is Rose and always has been, his body os just her new form because she got sick of her old one.

>>90556638
what.

>>90556674
Good on you.

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>>90556638
>>90556691
mega milk

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"Lets hurt some People, Steven."

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>>90556650
And it is truly wonderful

>>90556703
Diseased animal milk.

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Homeworld Rose when?

>>90556726
We already saw them all

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>>90556716
>BURN!
>BURN PEOPLE!

>>90556688
Be a surefire way to get into Pearl's pants.

>>90556726
Already happened.

>>90556674
> http://locanon.tumblr.com/
Try that guy.

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Navy is p u r e

>>90556755
>Navy
>Actually is red
She is worse than the Diamonds.

>>90556755
Can't wait for villain Navy.

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>>90556723
Grade-A protein enriched premium milk

>>90556755
And a traitor or a liar.

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Can't wait till Steven develops a drinking problem.

>>90556764
That will give you a disease.

>>90556780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl4plPGRG8o

Hey Anon, want to not be in the show with me?

>>90556755
10/10 will betray

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>>90556762
>>90556763
>>90556771
How could you say that about this cinnamon roll

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Stop in the name of Pink Diamond.

>>90556803
She's adorable, but I'd rather her a villain than become a meme.

>>90556784
even if that were true it would still be worth it

>>90556803
Wait a day and you'll see

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Maybe the real reason navy steals the ship and leaves is because lapis was mean to her

>>90556829
Maybe she can't stand the memebarn

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Canon.

>>90556838
And thats a valid reason

I wouldnt want to be stuck with those 2 either

>>90556658
A better idea.

Pearl was originally written off for not meeting the specifications of the master's made order. She never know who her original master was and would've been shattered if not Pink Diamond taking pity on her. Pearl joined her court, hovewer did have a person she could serve, thus fueling her insecurities and such. Until Rose Quartz comes into picture.

>>90556853
*didn't have a person

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The day Anon stops hating himself, is the day this show will become legendary.

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>>90556823
Does this look like the face of a villain to you

>>90556875
Never will happen than

>>90556879
My honest feeling is that she will be tricking them at first, but then she'll have a change of heart and/or can't go through with it.

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>Room for Ruby
>It's a 'heroes bond with villain/villainous minion who turns to the good side but by the end of the episode due to tragic circumstances or betrayal the status quo is restored

There, we don't need to watch it now.

Screencap this even.

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>>90556879
>Judging a book by its cover
This gem bubbled a loyal friend for 5,000 years because she was serious about the war.

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>>90556853
This seems likely

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>>90556618
take it back

>>90556914
what episode is this pearl from?

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>>90556879
yes

>>90556922
Message Received, you can tell because she has Raven's signature pointy snoot.

>>90556922
Message Received I believe

>>90556948
Ah I see

Despite the 'giraffe' bullshit I thought that was a really good episode honestly.

>>90556922
Message received you idiot

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>>90556897
I think if she does do it, she will go through with it because she wants to save her sisters
>>90556907
Or maybe all belly gems are evil after all

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>>90556879
This does.

>>90556954
Don't be for no rude reason whatsoever you stupid fucking waste of sperm. When you finally die a horrible death I sincerely hope you don't leave anything behind so that the maggots won't have to suffer eating your rancid flesh.

Its sad to think that there are gems who never got to be free, that died in the war.

>>90556968
Don't cut yourself with that edge Reddit

>>90556968
I agree with the sentiment, but jesus.

>>90556971
>reddit

TOO FAR

>>90556969
What's even sadder is that their corpses were desecration and reanimated into a horrific living nightmare

I am so pissed that the show didn't explore gem shard fusions more

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>>90556954
>>90556968

>>90556990
i want to say its not too late for that, but i have very little hope myself.

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>>90556964
She has every right to be upset for what they did to her

>>90556997
I miss this Steven

>THIS IS YOUR EXISTENCE NOW

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>>90557011

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>>90556990
Remember when people thought Peridot was behind the experiments?

I kind of wish that was the case now.

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>>90556925
Still looks pure to me

>>90557019
Honestly this episode was great

>>90557023
If nothing else at least this episode will cement Navy as the cutest Ruby of all time.

>>90557023
Filthy fucking piece of shit. All those ugly little bastards need to be shattered.

>rubies are voiced by an asian girl
>look sort of like black ones

so what is the truth?

>>90557058
They are look like black 12 year old boys and are voiced by a asian woman who looks like a 12 year old boy.

>>90557058
They are filipino

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>>90557051
The rubies are adorable

Leave them alone

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How is she gonna molest Steven?

>>90557119
notice how navy is the only one who seems to be nice

>>90557146
Of course
Cause shes pure

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>>90557165
purely dead

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I want Jasper to sit on me and show her dominance

>>90556897
She has no reason to agree to leave her comrades in space though, since we see no evidence that she actually was treated poorly.

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Why the fuck do guys watch this show?
This is a girl show you freaks and /sug/ is for girls only.
So fuck off and stop being a bunch of creeps and go watch football or what ever shit it is you guys watch.

What annoys me is that this episode shouldn't exist, because Garnet, Pearl, and Amethyst should ahve gathered up and bubbled the rubies weeks ago. It doesn't really seem like they have anything better to do with their time.

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How much longer before one of the gems gives into there lust for young hybrid?

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>>90557381

>>90557381
/sug/ is full of girls tho

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>>90557381
I am a girl. That's why I always talk about wanting Steven to fug me

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>>90557414
GIRLS NEED TO LEAVE MY /SUG/ NOW!

>>90556755
Yes she's pure alright
Purely evil

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>>90557414
Would you rather fuck boy Steven or adult Steven?

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>>90557381
Im a girl tho

>>90557453
Not that anon but I'm also a girl. So how's your day going so far :^)

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>>90557493
All of the Stevens.

>>90557414
I hope you get a yeast infection.

>>90557146
She's smiling because she's looking forward to punching the CGs in MegaRuby form.

>>90557498
Show butthole

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>>90557501
FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>90557540
No after you handsome ;)

If there are so many girls on /co/ then why won't a single one of you agree to be my Internet girlfriend?

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>>90557509
Fi;thy degenerate.
Bara Steven or no Steven.
You can not have all of the Stevens.

>>90557565
I'm gay and you're ugly.

>>90557579
did u just assume my gender

>>90557568
Kill yourself, stupid barafag

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>>90557585
Tumblr has invaded this is not a drill!

>>90557585
You're still ugly.

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>>90557535

>>90556829
Navy was planning it from the start

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>>90557565
Because anon, we're better off being Just Friends

>>90557023
pure EVIL!

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>>90557633
WE'RE UP TO 8 NOW
SU IS SAVED

>>90557406
stop this meme, there is no above average amount of girls in /sug/

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>>90557633

>>90557642
All credit goes to Navy, I knew she would save SU.

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>>90557633
>literally who bears get more slots
kill me

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>>90557633
>They give only one measly slot to Mighty Magiswords

Kek.

>>90557660
I haven't watched much of it yet but it sounds like a pretty comfy show.

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I'm going to marry Steven!

>>90557696
>This is what Connie actually believes.

>>90557565
I'm gay and I'm ugly.

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How are you doing /sug/?

>>90557633
You know, I was just thinking, the reason they probably sint rerun su much is probably because its hard to rerun, since it has an ongoing plot. They cant really just pick random episodes to play like with tawog or ttg

They would rerun more townie episodes but I doubt those really do good in reruns since theyre boring.

>>90557735
>sint
*don't

>>90557730
Probably have to break up with my wonderful boyfriend of three years because I'm pretty sure I'm a full lesbian. Needless to say, I am not feeling so well.

>>90557735
wrong, there are already premade rerun blocks which worked fucking perfect until CN for some inexplicable fucking reason decided to literally insert TTG into everyone's eye holes.

Why is Ronaldo such an awful, awful character.

Zuke probably also wanted to give him a fedora and a flame shirt for that episode.

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>>90557381
So boys can't enjoy anything emotional? I'm guessing you've never been really close with a guy before.

>>90557636
̶M̶a̶n̶g̶o̶ Marco is that you?

>>90557730
My right hand got scalded yesterday.
I put some silver silvadene on it so it doesn't hurt as much.

>>90557756
Did this show help you to come to terms with your sexuality?

>>90557730
Still unemployed and considering a shitty job offer from Domino's

>>90557779
Maybe a little. I think me getting medicated and starting to feel more alive is what's really doing it.

>>90557764
well, those are both things he's worn before

>>90557757
I forgot about those

Ya than idk what their deal is

Why episode don't leaked yet?!

>>90557696
About 5 or 6 aliens and his dad already beat you to it

>>90557848
Would marrying one more really hurt?

>>90557832
They don't leak anymore

>>90557832
Kill yourself ledditor and then go back and then kill yourself again.

>>90557764
kys tard

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What if mayor Dewey a massed a harem of pearls at his disposal? What would he do with his new found harem?

>>90557809
depression or something else?
I've got this.. heavy anxiety about going on medicinal psychoactives but it sounds like it's been a good experience for you, that's good to hear

>>90557854
Shut up Zukenaldo.

>>90557855
bureaucratic tasks

>>90557857
I've been medicated for mental illness for almost a decade now. No, I'm currently getting treatment for hypothyroidism, insulin resistance, and vitamin D deficiency.

>>90557864
>Z-ZUKE!!!
And here we see the newfag ledditor trying his best to fit in

So next week no new episode and the week after that we're back on Thursday right?

>>90557683
I just watched a couple episodes myself and it was a pretty nice show. Even though it's also an eleven minute format it's actually well paced, like SU used to be before they forgot how to write.

>>90557398
Amethyst would give in purely for her love of Steven, Pearl would mostly for her lust of Steven.

>>90557893
Zap2It's date aren't trustworthy, we certainly are going on a small hiatus next week, but we don't know when Lion 4 will actually be. I think it'll come back in two weeks, but the premieres still might be on Fridays.

>>90557866
Would pearls (besides Pearl) enjoy this?

>>90557853
I'm from Russia, not from reddit.

Also is Reddit /sug/'s new Tumblr?

>>90557852
For what we paying Dingo and Misseps then?

>>90557933
You're from being a fucking retard.

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Honestly though, anything about the Rubies would be very uncomfortable to bring up now. They doomed them to float in space forever with immense risk of shattering and forgot about them for almost a season. And that's with a perfect opportunity to return them in one of the recent episodes. Pacifist squad, my ass.

>>90557929
All Pearls are dumb as rocks and are better left to stand around holding things. Gems like Peridot's manager handle the bureaucracy

>>90557950
>They doomed them to float in space forever with immense risk of shattering and forgot about them for almost a season.

That's not a bad thing though. It's not like there was even a sliver of hope they could be lured to their side. And constantly coming up with ways to misdirect them would get old.

Besides, we don't need any more of those little shits running around.

>>90557976
>It's not like there was even a sliver of hope they could be lured to their side.
There was before they constantly lied to them and then left them in space forever.

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>>90557950
In really hoping Navy ends up fucking them over for how they treated her and her team were treated

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Do you think any of the gems, Greg and Andy take the fact that they married each other seriously?

>>90557885
Shut up Zukenaldo.

>>90557968
How do you get WiFi from the meepmorpbarn?

>>90557976
Kay but they still dont deserve that fate? Thats just needlessly cruel. Its not their fault theyve been brainwashed by their society and its not like they were ever given any options

>>90558009
Did you not even watch Video Chat where she explained it very clearly?

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Reminder that all of the gems watch Steven sleep.
Pearl was just unlucky to get caught by him.

>>90557757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESab_umifCU

>>90558018
Jasucks are dumb.

>>90557985
Not even then. There's nothing saying they'd be as amicable as the Amethysts back on Homeworld.

>>90558016
Hey, can't save everyone.

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This episode is them getting rid of two plot devices in one fell swoop. The Rubies, to cut out needing to redeem them or having them move plot forward (if they do move the plot, it'll be in about 300 years once they finally report back to YD), and the Ruby Ship, to keep the CG permanently stuck on Earth again unless they all want to ride Lapis's whale dick to space.

>>90557968
I wonder if other pearls are dumb and ours is just an exception because what would the point be in making pearls smart?

>>90558030
>Hey, can't save everyone.
Thats such a shitty excuse

>>90558030
>Not even then.
And what are you basing this off of? Your need to constantly shove Sugar's metaphorical dick down your throat? What did they do other than kick a couple flowers that suggested anything about being "completely irredeemable"? Because Peridot tried to kill the CGs on multiple occasions and look where she is now.

>>90557993
eh

>>90558038
This episode is just to make sure everything returns to status quo

>>90558042
>what would the point be in making pearls smart?
So that they would know how to work gem electronics.

>>90558038
>to cut out needing to redeem them or having them move plot forward
What? This is a big deal though.

If Navy escapes then the Gems have no other choice but to prepare for an attack ASAP or take the fight to Homeworld.

>>90558068
>opening a door is so hard
Pearls everyone

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>>90557990
Pearl probably did. She must've been so happy to marry Steven and Greg.

>>90558077
You'd be surprised how many people don't know how to open such doors.

>>90558068
Well the rubies know seem to be able to work gem tech, they pilot a ship after all, but even they are still dumb

All we've seen pearls do so far is open doors and answer calls, doesnt take a smart person to do that stuff

>>90557120
Clumsily, although Stevrn likes gems that don't want him to have nevet been born.

I'd love if he fell in love with another Pearl, just to fucking spite Pearl.

>>90557990
Lapis obviously believes she is now Steven's sex slave, but just hasn't brought it up yet.

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>>90558086
Pearl got to marry the two men she loves the most.
Every Pearl has her day

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How do you think Lapis would of reacted if this scene went this way?

>>90558018
I'd love to see this as a scene in the show, with everyone discussing how sleep works and why Steven needs it

>>90558125
She'd never have left for Homeworld, so the Return would have never happened. Jasper would have never been on the show.

>>90558073
The issue being that it probably will be a plot point, but not for about 20 episodes because the Rubies are slow/dumb and the CG are too busy crying and being retarded to care.

>>90558129
I wonder if the Gems thought Steven had died the first time he slept?

>>90558137
We are truly in the worst timeline.

>>90556611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T29j23UbLpo&hd=1

>>90558155
Oh my gosh that'd be hilarious, baby steven falls asleep and everyone loses their shit

>>90556780
Huh. People probably wouldn't complain about crying as much with this show if half of the time someone cried they had a bottle in their hand. Then everyone would just call it a dark drama instead of crybaby bullshit.

Go figure.

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"Pearl is for fug" - Connie

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>>90558155
>The gems are babysitting Steven
>Everythings going well.
>Little Steven yawns then closes his eyes to fall to sleep.
>He is then woke up when he sees all the gems suddenly screaming and crying in fear.

My dying cat will be put to sleep tomorrow. I need you empathy and love /sug/.

>>90558189
Sorry to hear that bro
Hope it gets better for you soon.

>>90558129
They already had a sleep scene similar enough to that in Chille Tid.

And Amethyst enjoys sleeping herself.

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>>90558189
Slay that pussy.

>>90558156
*best timeline

>>90558218
I need to rewatch the series I keep forgetting stuff like that.

>>90556829
>>90556838
>>90556850
If this is true the episode will become the absolute best of Season 4

>I'M GOING BACK TO HOMEWORLD YOU ALL NEED TO BE GLASSED
>NAVY NOOOOOOOOOOO

>Memedot
>Memebarn

Why are they memes?

>>90558159
>navy's scream

that was fucking horrifying

>>90558263
Kill yourself already, Puke.

>>90558056
>And what are you basing this off of? Your need to constantly shove Sugar's metaphorical dick down your throat?

Where did that come from? Of all the stupid shit this show's pulled, getting rid of the Rubies was the least contrived ending possible.

>What did they do other than kick a couple flowers that suggested anything about being "completely irredeemable"? Because Peridot tried to kill the CGs on multiple occasions and look where she is now.

Peridot being won over was under a very unique set of circumstances. How would they even go about bringing them around anyway? You think they'd be willing to talk things out after hearing what really happened to Jasper? That they'd be inquisitive enough to not immediately attack the CGs? They're not just blindly loyal, they've got a hair trigger. If anything you'd wind up with a situation where all of them wound up bubbled.

>>90558189
You have my condolences.
There is nothing you can do to avert this travesty.
Accept it, and mourn.

>>90558270
That's not an answer. Why are they memes?

>>90558284
Because this forced meme memed them into the meme verse thus beginning the meme meme meme which only meme the meme

>>90558278
>after hearing what really happened to Jasper?
Nothing had happened to Jasper at that point. It seems like you just don't like Rubies.

>>90558316
>Nothing had happened to Jasper at that point.
Oh. Right. It's been so long it must have slipped my mind. Still, I doubt they'd take "we don't know where she went" at face value. Or maybe they would. Who knows?

>It seems like you just don't like Rubies.
Am I supposed to? It's not like they add much to the show.

>>90558448
delet this

>>90557756
Go fucking kill yourself then. If you don't he probably will!

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>>90558461

>>90558478
DELET

>>90558478
Learn to draw rotated torsoes. Practice hands

>>90558435
>Am I supposed to? It's not like they add much to the show.

This is a good point actually

What would they contribute to the show

>>90558435
>Am I supposed to? It's not like they add much to the show.

Neither do peridot and lapis

>>90558517
This is true and it's awful

It's also why we don't need more characters, we need to fix the ones we do have.

>>90558159
Credit where it's due.
Gems are fucking durable, that Ruby just dropped from god damned space and impacted without a damned reaction.

Also, assuming Rubies are Uber Soldiers who don't question orders it could be reasonable for her to not hold anything that happened in a fight against them.

Still, I do hope the other rubies get to return and Navy discovers that they do in fact care about her, that'd be fairly cute.

>>90558530
>we need to fix the ones we do have.
God, this.
It is even possible to save Peridot and Lapis at this point, though?

>>90558530
Now this I can agree with

This show already has way to many characters and they keep introducing more. Its becoming a bit overbearing, especially when theyre not even developing their old characters or just letting them go to shit

>>90558592
Remove Lapis

>>90556914
pour poil.

>>90557528
Well I hope you... hmmm, what's less harsh than prostate cancer.

>>90557565
Anon... *derpy hand waving* you're gay.

How long till the episode?

>>90557568
Why the fuck is he sad?

>>90557585
They did indeed my petite horseradish.

>>90556611
>Cancer
How appropriate.

>>90558708
five hundred twenty-nine thousands six hundred minutes

>>90557647
Last poll I saw it was at something like 25%.

>>90558708
like.. 33 hours?

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>>90558592
Peridot still can be, despite what people will argue here.

Make her an actual crystal gem, have her interact with the main three more, move her to the temple even. She could just live around the beach house, or if she has to stay at the memebarn it's not the only fucking place we ever see her at.

Lapis is a bit harder because her character has no real direction. She only cares about Steven. Is she still angry at the Crystal Gems? I'd suggest having her interact with the three too, but perhaps it'd be more interesting to keep her opposed to the trio?

Sugar did say once that part of Lapis's character was manipulation. Maybe that could be it? Perhaps she'd try to manipulate Steven away from the gems, fill his head with ideas. That was what Mirror Gem seemed to be hinting it.... It went nowhere though. Shame.

Another thing I'd do is just drop her 'friendship' with Peridot because there is absolutely zero chemistry between the two ESPECIALLY romantic.

Basically get Zuke far the fuck away from them and then the healing process can begin. Thankfully they haven't been irreparably ruined, just squandered potential wise.

>>90558708
30 minutes

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>>90558710
Because he's still got the mind of a kid,
He doesn't understand why his once normal penis is now a massive cobra packed tightly in his pants.

>>90558748
There were only four though, I don't know how many there were two generals ago however.
Or Straya anons, jojo posters, Just general stuff like that.

>>90558781
>not mike wazowski in a blue wig and anger from inside out

>>90558762
.....Where is she going?

>>90558813
Oh shit that's pretty good looking, makes me want to see the CGs fight a gem monster made of the same type of gems they are

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>there is a /sug/ thread on /pol/
>its not even deleted yet

>>90558852
>/pol/
Who cares?

>>90558852
The power of faggotry is saving it from the mods

Could Stevonnie fuse with other gems?

If so, could Pearl make Steven fuse with MG, and then fuse with Mystery Steven so that she and Mystery Girl can be together? Ie forcing Steven to occupy the same headspace as them while they fuck

It'd be very in-character for Pearl I think

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Is room for ruby today or tomorrow? Because I read somewhere it's moving to Thursdays

>>90558915
Where'd you read that stupid shit? Reddit?

>>90558907
That's fucking terrifying, Dude.

>>90558813
>ARE FAILURE UNITES US!

>>90558852
This is annoyingly stupid, But at the same time it's hilariously stupid.
Should I feel disgusted or laugh?

>>90556755
For once, I'm sad I looked into the spoiler pictures and pretty much confirmed she betrays everyone.

>>90558784
What do you think Steven's going to do first when his body turns into that of an adult's?

>>90558907
>Could Stevonnie fuse with other gems?
I don't see why it can't happen, but I don't want it to happen.

>making Steven and MG fuse then Pearl fusing with Mystery Steven
That's one hell of a way to scar your kid for life.

>>90559005
Beat his dick

>>90559030
I liked the face Opal makes in the full clip.

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>>90559005
If you mean he ages up suddenly and becomes bara Steven the first thing he's going to do is want to check out his own body.
Steven was too down in the dumps to notice how old he was getting in too many birthdays.
I also imagine the gems would be very interested in Stevens new form.
Oh of course Steven would be even stronger then he already is, maybe even stronger then Garnet.

>>90559030
Rupphire is just so shit. I can't even wrap my mind around how one thing can be so awful.

>>90558757
Alright, on this line of thinking.
What if Rocknaldo was foreshadowing Lapis manipulation of Steven at some point?

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lol

>>90559030
That's pretty cute! I like the little stuff like Ruby's sleeve and how Sapphire's dress moves!

>>90558998
Look at it this way; you won't be dissapointed when the episode airs

>>90559065
woop woop

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Uh oh

>>90559085
Do the crew fuck on set?

>>90559063
Why? They're made to look cute together and that's it. They barely appear.

It's not Lapidot levels of awful.

>>90559085
Rose and Pearl duet?

>>90559103
Exactly, all they're there for is to be with each other. Their entire existence is just to be "such a cute couple." Even early Lapidot crack shipping was better than that.

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>>90556638
>People will be saying that the twenty-tens had the best cartoons in thirty years

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>>90558757
>Lapis is going to redpill Steven on homeworld.
>Steven and Lapis will betray the gems.
>Lapis finally lives her dream of living in a high class homeworld apartment with Steven

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>>90559085
I want Deedee to be my mom. But I also still want my mom too. I want more moms.

>>90559133
They're saying that now

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How would you react if it turned out Lapis hates Steven?

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>>90559157
same

>>90556755
100% traitor I swear on my mum

>>90559129
I mean it's not too compelling but it's not offensively bad either. They're just there for Garnet backstory, that's it.

>>90556660
I thought pearl was sardonyx for a second

>>90559168
Pretty indifferent

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If Navy doesn't turn on Steven in this episode I will fully write off this season as Shit. There is NO reason for her to be nice to him. None.

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>>90559157
Why does Steven get so many moms bros?
Its not fair...I want cool 5 moms...

>>90559180
I just hate that they're treated as being the perfect relationship when it's clear they're just codependent. Plus emmy bait episodes like The Answer would never exist without them. I'm sick of seeing that generic love story with its awful plot praised just because of its lesbian undertones.

>>90559085
someone is fingering Deedee's asshole.

>>90559205
Yeah man gotta keep that status quo

The best thing that could happen is if this leads to an imminent Homeworld invasion but I'm going to predict the twist at the end of this season will be Townies getting kidnapped.

Yawn!

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Reminder that Steven's children will have their own Gems.

>>90559232
No they won't

Anyone have a high quality image of the Zuke secret blog collage?

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>>90557019
>Perfect gif

>>90558562
>Also, assuming Rubies are Uber Soldiers who don't question orders it could be reasonable for her to not hold anything that happened in a fight against them.
>Still, I do hope the other rubies get to return and Navy discovers that they do in fact care about her, that'd be fairly cute.


Come on, now. Navy lands RIGHT in front of the temple and IMMEDIATELY tries to get in on Steven's good side? That doesn't seem suspicious at all to you?

Navy does hold shit against the CGs and the other Rubies do care about her. The whole thing is a clever ploy to gain access to the Roaming Eye so she can rescue her sisters-in-arms and get the fuck out of Dodge.

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She's such a filthy slut it's not even funny

>>90559232
Steven, like any hybrid, is infertile.

>>90559262
You can't actually believe that, right? Anybody with Cob Picturestore can make stuff like that.

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>>90559248
This whole 'bond with the enemy but the enemy won't turn' cliche has been done before in the show, even. Monster Buddies.

>>90559223
Agreed.
It was awfully forced.

>>90559290
What? I don't think you actually watched Monster Buddies.

>>90559282
Ouch, that sounds shitty but would make more sense then working out the logic of Steven's kids

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F

>>90558510
>implying I don't know how
I was just matching the doodley look. But I will do another in due time.

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>>90559303
I know things turned out differently but the cliche is still there; whether due to betrayal or tragic events, the sympathetic enemy character never sticks

Also consider that at that time Gem Monsters were still the only enemy. Obviously now they've shifted to being innocent victims but my point still stands.

>>90559325
Holy shit

>>90559289
Does it look fake to you?
Does it?

>Wake up
>Open this thread
>See no Jasper in sight

What a nice day.

>>90559325
>>90559346
If you're thinking it hit bump limit there are only 9 posters

>>90559350
Yeah, too bad it's obvious you're false flagging so people will post jasper though. Jascucks are so transparent.

>>90559350
Fuck off retard

>>90559349
Yes, as a matter of fact, it does.

>>90559359
I meant posts not posters

Damn it

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>>90559282
Steven can shapeshift himself fertile and have Gem children.

>>90559413
>not knowing how genetics works
He's not going to be able to shapeshift something as specific as an entire sequence of viable human DNA.
Hybrids are infertile.

>>90557730
struggling with precalculus but may just scrape by with a c- if I can do all the homework and quizzes and pass the final exam....
god I hate myself. Why am I so stupid

>>90559248
True.
On the other hand, we might be able to hope for her accidentally revealing her plan through her pretty natural incompetence and Steven et al agreeing to help willingly.
Only problem then is Punished Ruby and her shank.

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FUCK
U
C
K

>>90559477
you aren't stupid, math is difficult

>>90559454
Rose used shapeshifting so Greg could impregnate her, why can't Steven use shapeshifting to impregnate others?

>>90559544
girl fights are always sexy but gem fights are even better

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Is Blue the colour of kindness?

>>90556611
Those look like crusty used condoms

>>90559413
is she a new gem? i don't remember seeing her

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>>90559591
That's Morion, Steven and Amethyst's daughter.

>>90559340
good job posting the worst character

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"Gee Steven, I just called her a Rockperson."

>>90558562
It might just be a Ruby thing. If they're a pain in the ass to poof, it would explain why they're used as canon fodder.