Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you anon?

>>90556086
'Strayan anon, Mate.

>>90556086
I was using a giant dildo for two hours.

>>90556086
I sat through 7 minutes of my little pony.

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>>90556086
I praise Kek *without* dubs.

I marathoned Steven Universe...
Skipping all the plot episodes and watching Onion Gang twice.

>>90556267
NERD

I beat Christopher Robin at baseball.

>>90556086
I browsed /d/ this morning...

>>90556086
Sometimes I unplug my USB Mass storage devices... without properly ejecting them first!

>>90556562
without any milk

I only cried for half of the duration of the credits after watching the end of Toy Story 3.

i don't ship

I cried at the end of "Luck of the Fryrish"

>>90556086
I've watched the entirety of the Ctrl Alt Del animated series

Three times

>>90556086
I watched The Lion King! Yeah so? Without crying at Mufasa's death.

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>>90556086
I'll have you know I read Unsounded and I only cried for 20 minutes.

>>90556086
I marathoned an entire season of King of the Hill while finishing a large bucket of Popeyes.

That may not seem tough, but I survived the grueling visit to the bathroom the night after.

>>90556086
I jerk it to xenomorph porn

>>90556086
I sat through all of the CN reboots
and liked it

I'm trans AND gay!

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>>90556086
I lean right-middle politically but live in California.
>hehe yeah so?
In the Bay Area.

I'm black, and I willingly browse 4chan
And I've been stuck here for half a year

>>90559013
>spoiler
Wew
What brought you here?

>>90559663
Curiosity. 4chan was always painted as this internet hate machine so I decided to see what was up. Needless to say that I was whelmed. The hate machine turned out to be a shitpost depot. Just people gabbing about shit that interest them just like everywhere else on the internet.

One time I opened a blister pack with my bare hands.

I openly announce I like the Inhumans.
[On X forums.]

>>90558971
No you don't. Liar.

I went to the same high school as the guy who did this voice did.

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I beat the undertaker at wrestlemania

I put the whole world in a bottle

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How tough am I? I once called Samurai Jack a PAJAMA WEARIN'

How tough am I? I have only one waifu.

>>90565057
I'm still mad.

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>>90556086
I bet I look super tough and spooOOOoooOOoky with this flashlight under my chin, eh?

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>>90565890
Ill be 1000.00% mad if he loses to Ramen at this mania

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I read garfield comics

and unironically think theyre hilarious

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>>90566599
I read Dilbert comics. Also unironically.

>>90556272
>no digits
Bummer my dude. But anyone can check 7s