How does geoff get away with this?

Should I buy a box of Lucky Charms if I only feel like eating Lucky Charms once every couple of months?

>>90545455
>no female cereal mascot so its just Diana on a box of multigrain cheerios
Ha!

Who would stop him?

>>90545475
Only if this is one of the few months you want it.

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context for those that are new

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>>90545625

>>90545714
>>90545625
so based

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>>90545625
>DC Nation
What happened /co/?

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>>90545773
i forgot about the best one

>>90545837
might be easier to read here: https://storify.com/robbercat/geoff-johns-cereal-adventure

>>90545475
They last forever, go for it. If you're really concerned about their longevity, put them in a sealed plastic container or bag.

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>>90545455
It never caught on like a meme, but Johns loves Hostess.

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>>90545455
I wonder how he feels about Fruit Snacks?

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>>90548602

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>Johns gets both Batman and Superman cereals made for BvS
>Johns gets Joker cereal made for SS.
The BvS cereals were best when you mixed them together. Never got a chance at the Joker-Os since they were a con exclusive. Can't wait till the WW and JL ones.

>>90548602
>>90548653
Finally I can have the juicy flavor of Supergirl in my mouth.

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>>90548885

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>Americans eat candy for breakfast

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>>90550914
>not eating candy for breakfast

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>>90548526
Both of those sound fucking delicious

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>>90550914

yeah? so?

what do you eat? cockmeat sandwich?

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We really be a DC cereal brand crossover event we already got a looney tunes and a line of Ganna Barbara comics

>>90552304
Regular wholehrain cereal and cream cheese sandwiches, none of the nutella and artificial sweetener shit you gobble.

>>90552349
but they make the candy cereals with wholegrain now

>>90552349
>no sweetener
no wonder europoors are always so bitter

>>90552349
>he thinks we care about our breakfasts being unhealthy

>>90545837

>I said Aquaman.
>He was not impressed.

Aaaahahahahaha

>>90548653
>edgy artist

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>>90545837
>The manager is
Every time.

It's like comics were made to sell toys and cereal.

>>90552489
it's more like Johns took the CCO job just to get free cereal

>>90552349
Is rather have an enjoyable meal than bitter tasteless trash

>>90545455
I don't see how you can defend this. Does this count for monthly sales?

>>90545828
The beancounters over at Cartoon Network figured out that screwball comedy shows make a slightly bigger return on investment than action cartoons, so they aired the new episodes of their action cartoons in early morning death slots with no reruns.

>>90552558
Jesus christ shut the fuck up. You stupid vidya immigrants and your constant politics about business practices.

>>90552558
pretty sure Diamond doesn't distribute cereal

>>90551705
Man i remember as a kid thinking the cookie crisp dog was funny because he looked like our neighbors dog who was dumb as hell. Then they changed it to be a trix rabbit knock off

>>90545455
>Green Lantern for Lucky Charms

That's how you know he wasn't involved. He would've put GL on Frosted Flakes or Capn' Crunch.

>>90552791
Frosted Flakes is Kelloggs not General Mills

>>90552349
Yuropoor """"cuisine""""

>>90552791
Honestly if he'd miss the chance to make a Leprechaun a GREEN Lantern he's not earned his comic writer merit badge.

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>>90552377
>>90552422
>>90552540
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>>90552423
>Amerifats would rather get diabetes than eat normal edible food

Must feel nice reducing your lifespan for cheap "breakfast" candy, amirite?

>>90553213
I'm short, so i'm trading longer life from being short for eating sweet foods.

>>90552349
>cream cheese sandwiches

>>90545455
So we're just gonna act like Shawn Michaels didn't screw over Bret Hart in the Montreal Screwjob? During survivor series 1997 Bret hart was leaving for wcw potentially taking the wwf championship with him. Vince McMahon saw this as a liability and opted to underhand Hart by having Michaels apply Hart's signature move to him. Hart never tapped out to the submission hold but ultimately lost the match in his home country.

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>>90553286
>he doesn't eat the best cheese there is

It's delicious and healthy, nigga. Not everything has to be artificially sweetened shit.

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>>90553330
Shawn didn't screw Bret.

Bret screwed Bret.

>>90553213
we're all going to die anyway

>>90553213
You may have a longer time on this planet, but if you've never watched cartoons in your PJs with a bowl of cereal, can you REALLY call that "living"?

>>90553286
toast some bread and put cream cheese on one side with some jelly/jam/whatever on the other and it's not bad

he is just being a cunt though

>>90553439
That makes more sense. I was thinking it was just cream cheese. I'll try that out sometime.

>>90553437
I'd rather drink some tea while watching a show, less messy and more relaxing.

>>90553330
Wait, are we still talking about cereal?

>>90549232
that Superman cereal gave me the worst diarrhea I ever had

I thought I was going to die on the toliet

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>>90545625
>not the DC Pop Tarts

>>90545455
No Captain Crunch as Aquaman?

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>Sonny's alimony even took his clothes

Post yfw you will NEVER EVER marry

>>90551137

You know what the crazy thing about this "food" is? I discovered this when I was a teenager and didn't feel bad about terrible dietary decisions like "eating nothing but this one cereal for an entire day."

Once you're done digesting it there's literally no solid waste. You just pee it out.

>>90552349
Are you from the continent or something?

>>90545455
Why multi grain cheerios? If you have to put Wonder Woman on something, why not Wheaties? You can do something with the W, and it's not a far leap from amazon to olympian.

>>90552349
>Literally went to other continents to steal spices and shit to make food taste better.
>Their descendants still insist on eating bland garbage.

>>90548653
>That small description of Supergirl

>>90553330

Shut up Vince, Bret laid your ass out that night and Undertaker actually had to tell you to apologize before half the locker room left.

>>90548888
Underrated post.

>>90556670
>artificially sweetened sugar balls are now spices

why the fuck would you consider sugar as spices? We add spices to lunch and dinner meals, not breakfast unless if it's meat you dumbass.

>>90553470
Yeah, because that's all you can afford. Friggin yuropoor.

>>90557014
>spices and shit
>and shit

It's almost as if 'sugar' was supposed to go into the 'and shit' part of that sentence.

>>90557087
Don't be silly anon, if I were so poor, I wouldn't have been able to pay your mom to be my escort last night.

>>90545625
>all that sugar and E-numbers
No wonder he has to hit the gym.

>>90545625
WHERE THIS MOTHERFUCKER FIND QUISP?
I'm pretty sure they stopped making that.

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I still think whoever thought of this lil bit should be proud of themselves.

>>90552349
Not bad
But eating cheese for breakfast do you really have room to hate on people eating sugar?

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>>90552349
>mfw I have a lot of moka coffee with a lot of skim milk and no sugar, and four sugar-free cookies with some lemon marmalade

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>>90558502
Patrician choice of breakfast, anon.

>>90556606
Continental euros don't eat (cream) cheese for breakfast, that's strictily an Anglo thing.

>>90558533
Well I never heard of such a person. Then again I wear tweed.

>visit Andalusia
>breakfast includes big loafs of toast bread with olive oil whoa, or mashed tomato yum

>>90558531
Thank you. My stomach has always been very sensitive in the morning.

>mfw Ameriplebs make egg fold overs and call them "omelettes"

>>90552304
>cockmeat sandwich?

Isn't there a rule against that in the Quran?

>>90558679
???

How does that relate to the topic?