All-New Wolverine #18 Story Time.

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>>90537978

As much as Trigger Scent was a problem, it was also an asset. It was the only way she could tap into the Howlett family's berserker rage, even Kimura is afraid of her when she gets a whiff of the stuff and is unrestrained. Now that she isn't bound by the TS, is she going to get even moodier and go berserk without it like Logan used to do when he gets caught up in the moment?

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>>90538031

Don't tell Tony or we'll end up having another Armor Wars.

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>>90538084

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>>90538129

Canned beans.

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>>90538367

Hunh.

>>90538044
She's raged out a few times without it iirc, usually when she's hurt badly.

>>90538401
oh fuck that is so deus ex machina ;/

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>>90538401

>>90538401
of course

>>90538436
>x-23 will never pat my head
just die in my sleep already

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>>90537930
Kimmy, babe, they've got Gambit and X-23 in there. Either one of them could dig a tunnel through the mountainside before they ran out of supplies.

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>>90538540

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>>90538580

Laura/Angel is still bad

>>90538580
She go by Kangaroo if she's just gonna start drowning people.

>>90538540
did she never think of this before?

>>90538540
yes of course pull a dakken too . <_<

>>90538031
>enhanced strength
Couldn't break through a water pipe

>rewired her own brain to prevent psychic tampering
What? Did she tell you this while you were in the pain-box?

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>>90538622

>>90538580
>>90538622
So what happens when she inevitably stops being Wolverine and goes back to X-23 or something else?

>>90538652
Probably thought of it when she found out her brother died by drowning. Or the time Wolverine almost drowned.

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>>90538672

Guess who?

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>>90538719

Tune in next month for a new costume, new artist and new direction!

>>90538160
That's... pretty genius, if his power chains through the tin and all the beans fly out to make secondary explosions.

>>90538203
>non-fatal shots only
Oh. Oh no. Now the no-kill rule has infected Fury. Seriously, what the fuck? These are dudes who carried out a terrorist action on American soil and caused to be killed like 30 people. Why would you not shoot to kill?

>>90538754

Remy starts lining his coat with cans of beans

>>90538672
So, what if Bellona lied to protect Laura and Gabby?
What if Laura just went bonkers as planned and she just made this up to save the only people she cares for?

>>90538854
It's gotta be cans of gumbo

>>90538747
While I do appreciate a color swap, I'd like for Laura to get her own signature colors

>>90538436

>X-23!

Choke me harder

>>90538754
That's... a war crime, actually.
Cluster ammunition is internationally denounced because it kills indiscriminately in a huge area.

>>90539128
Black's always been her signature color. Remember that time Jubilee tried to get her a white dress and she wouldn't stop whinging about it?

>>90539279
Of course. You'd never get the blood stains out.

>>90538625
It would've been so much better if it was Youngclops.

>>90539187
>kills indiscriminately in a huge area
A few issues ago Gambit blew up an entire floor of an office building, I think we're beyond such things now.

>>90538401
I thought Bellona and the other clones didn't have Laura's claws and only Gabby got them

>>90539107
Then Bellona would be the true hero of the story. She's not the hero that her sisters deserve. But the hero that they need.

>>90539416
Seems like whatever Kimura did to fuck up her face and make her need all those TUUUUUUUUUBES also activated her X-gene?

>>90539346
Wrongclops is a bitch. He's an embarrassment to his older self and doesn't deserve shit.

>>90538672
I'm kinda dissapointed she's dead

>>90539350
Well, I'm not sure he could be held responsible under international law, anyway. He has no arms suppliers, doesn’t even technically use military gear and represents no nation. I mean, he is technically a private person. But with the shit Fury would need to cover up, you could make a point that the X-Men are US agents in all but name.

>>90538540
She forgot that there's a variety of way to kill somebody besides physical damage

>>90538580
>>90538622
>>90538672
So what they're saying is... Laura coulda drowned Kimura like a dog years ago in her cousin's flooded basement and been done with it?

And the only reason why she didn't do so was no Iron Man suit?

>>90538747
Can we get a new writer too? At this point, I'd welcome it.

>>90538474
Sad

>>90539655
Kimura had Super Strength.
Without the suit, Laura wasn't strong enough to keep her head underwater

>>90539579

I'm not, always thought she was a shit villain. Anything that gets rid of her is fine by me.

>>90538622
>>90538580
man, that armor's a piece of crap. Kimura just clawed at Laura's face and it didn't even scoff her mask. Meanwhile the armor just snaps off like it suddenly turned into rock candy

>>90539694
Tony Stark saves the day once again!

>>90539757
I loved it. This is the kind of goofy shit I read comics for. She poses and yells she's WOLVERINE and the armor shatters off. Fucking great.

>>90539593
>he is technically a private person
No, mon ami. He is Death.

>>90539858
Yep. Visual metaphore over technival explanation.
This is an act of liberation. So it makes sense she breaks out of a shell in more than one way.

>>90540042
Yeah! Them's my sentiments exactly. Only not written as good.

>>90538754
I feel like charging an entire Deck of Cards should still be more efficient

>>90540245
There have been theses written about how cards are really the worst thing for what he does.
He should keep a bag of rocks. Or darts. Or anything that flies straight and far, really.

>>90537978

Jesus lay off the juice Hill

>>90540245
Deck of cards for precise explosions, can of beans for big destruction.

>>90540628

It's not Hill, it's another agent (forgot their name) who for some reason looks like a beefier version of her.

>>90540322

Gambit is a thief who relies on charm and skill to infiltrate his targets. He needs ammo that is inconspicuous and innocuous. A bag of rocks or a coat full of cans of beans is not that.

Cards are small and thin and come in convenient packs of 52.
He can have several packs on his person and in his coat at all times without drawing much if any attention to himself since they won't set off metal detectors

>>90540695
How many beans in a can? I feel like 52 explosions stacked right on top of each other could give basically the same effect.

Finally Kimura is gone.
>inb4 she gets brought back

>>90538328
God dammit Angel, why the fuck did you think it was a good idea to go after her?

>>90538203
Taylor. Did you know not every character in existence is Batman? What in the flying fuck are you doing?

>>90540926
>A story about Gambit needing to infiltrate a gang of hobos when?

>>90540926
Well, a pocket full of coins will do, too.

>>90541496
A pocket full of coins is noisy and more cumbersome than cards. Plus you can't have as many coins as you can have cards

>>90538622
>tears come out of the sealed eye covers instead of under the mask

How does this thing even work?

>>90541558
But what if he does explosive pocket sand?

>>90541628
Probably doesn't have the same range that he can get when he throws cards. Harder to aim as well. Still pretty good for surprise attacks

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>>90538672
>Laura, you need to answer for the crime of killing all those people under mind control. Because we don't care about mind control at all.
>Wait, you mean you didn't kill those?
>Whew, glad those were the only good people you ever killed under mind control in your life. So that wraps up everything nicely.
...what?

>>90538719
This whole arc should've played out right on their fucking doorstep.
But I guess if the villain was threatening people who were actually in real danger of getting hurt as a direct consequence, that just be too exciting for this comic. Remember: Shoot to wound, Agents of Shield.

Well, at least one character drowned in this issue.
Though that basically just reduces the amount of Laura's backstory you can work with even further. I didn't hate Kimura, even if she was extremely one-note.

>>90541883
They have a letter from her mother confessing to all the murders from in her assassin days, so she's been cleared of those.

And the kills from her X-Force days... uh...

...Cyclops is literally Hitler?

>>90542019
>They have a letter from her mother confessing to all the murders from in her assassin days, so she's been cleared of those.
That still doesn't make sense.
Even if her mother did take the blame for the mind-control and all that, this whole arc still hinged on them not giving a fuck about who mind-controlled her in the first place. They just wanted to jail the person who actually committed the murders in person.

>>90542117
Different agents working on her case. Previously it was Captain America chasing her and he felt guilty about jailing a little girl, so he let her go.

Fury is a hard-ass motherfucker though, not like that pansy Rogers.

>>90542344
Yeah, that's my point. Thanks for reiterating it.
So why the fuck didn't he still accuse Laura of all her past crimes?

>>90542584
Cause Cap wrote 'case closed' on her file folder with a big blue marker and then put three star-shaped stickers on it, I dunno. And they have like a law about not being able to be charged for the same crime twice.

Look, man, you're trying so hard to have a serious argument or something, you just gotta go with it! She's free! Like it says on >>90538672

>>90537978
How has nobody in Marvel gotten their heads around mind control and reduced responsibility yet?

>>90542817
Someone volunteered a confession, demonstrating the means and motive for the crime, exonerating the accused.
What grounds would they have to press charges, really?

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>>90538622
Good fucking riddance.

No more trigger scent, no more Kimura now let's move on with something new.

>>90543063
You'd think their judicial system would have all sorts of laws about this by this point and everything.

I'd love to see a court case for something like this, where they're trying to prove the degree to which control was lost. Or if a person can be charged with the crimes of their alternate temporal clone.

...does She-Hulk deal with cases like this? Dunno much about her.

>>90543063
Even if they know that, Laura should still be taken into custody, processed, accused and pronounced not guilty for the actions she still committed.
A formality, likely. Still necessary under the law.

>>90543158

We'll see how long this lasts though. Kimura is Laura's Sabretooth after all.

Unless Laura's gonna get a new arch-rival type.

>>90538719
Is she gonna move in with her aunt and cousin now?

>>90543247
Bellona is basically a white haired X-23 now that she has claws.

>>90543291
Maybe she'll have them watch Gabby when she's busy?

>>90539694
This guy's got the right of it. Kimura's only ever beaten Laura because of her powers, but if you put Laura on her strength level it's no contest between them.

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>>90538580
>I'm the daughter of Logan
indeed

>>90543214
Jesus Christ, man. You're quickly approaching Laura levels of autism here.

If you were Nick Fury standing on that beach in front of 3 immortal indestructible ladies with knives in their hands, a dude that just ruined a sky fortress with a can of beans, and a lady that could turn you gay with a thought, would you seriously pursue that course of action?

No, you'd fuck off home with your albino prisoner and call it a day.

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>>90543575
>and a lady that could turn you gay with a thought

>>90543313
But with worse skin.

I'd still hit it.

>>90543247
I still think it would be a good use of Raze. Hell, the one time they did interact, he already had some future history with her.

It's Marvel, that bitch ain't dead. She'll have pulled some shit where she can strain oxygen from water, or not even need to breath. If she can rewire her own brain, what the fuck CAN'T she do? Hell, she probably just put herself into a Death Of Superman-style coma.

>>90538129
I love how people in comics who aren't supposed to be heavily disturbed can get over killing innocents so quickly.

>>90546209
>people who aren't supposed to be heavily disturbed
Who, Gambit?

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>>90538854

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>>90543247
About time they explain who this woman is. I really want to know

>>90543492
>>90538580
Daken: you better make sure that that woman is actually dead-dead sis.
Just to you know, its personal experience,dad try that to me once, and here I am,stil kicking.

>>90546765
>white hair
>talks about the future

Fuck, it's alternate future timeline Bellona

>>90538540
>you might be unbreakable
So Laura totally came up with this plan after seeing that movie with Nick Fury as evil Professor X, huh?

>>90537884
This is so poorly written, holy fuck

>>90537978
This book is even worse than I thought, holy shit.

>>90547940
How bad did you think it was gonna be?

>>90547397
You frogot Laura siad she knows the sense of the woman but can't tell who is it

>>90538687
She really needs her own name, that's for sure. God this Wolverine book is so awful, maybe Marvel will give up on shoehorning her into being Wolverine. It's just shit.

>>90538852
Because the author is fucking retarded. Please tell me this book sold poorly.

>>90548363
Damn you, way to shoot holes in my schemes.

What if alternate future timeline Bellona visited the Facility to make sure Laura was created, because without Laura she would not exist either. And that's where Laura knows her scent from.

>>90537813
>The final(?) showdown.
>final
That's not how comics work

>>90539858
It was cheesy and poorly done.

>>90540042
How is being Wolverine an act of liberation?

>>90538044
I'd like to see her train to control it.

>>90538084
Did she ask him to let her peg him?

>>90546765
Jesus Shitting Christ, Laura has her own Girl Romulus now? When will it fucking end?

>>90548529
It's over 20k last I heard. Will probably make it at least 5 more issues to the big 23.

But it IS losing readership, and if it doesn't improve soon in either art or story it doesn't look good.

>>90548043
The earlier issues were just kind of boring and predictable. This was really poorly written, full of shit that doesn't make sense, and cheesy cliches and McGuffins. 'I just happen to have a stolen Iron Man protype'.

>>90538250
Hahahahaha what a dumbshit

>>90549058
What was even the point of the Iron Man suit, narratively speaking? To deal with Kimura's super-strength, which she was never depicted to have before this issue?

To rescue Warren? This scene would have worked out the same if Warren was carrying Laura when he got shot down, and then they both fell into the water.

>>90539416
Gabby said she doesn't have healing factor, it turns out she had

>>90548880
35k

>>90549336
It really just makes Laura look less competent as a fighter, that they put her in an ironman suit to have her beat her Sabretooth. It's such a lame fight scene.

>>90549629
Well just like a lot of those with that xgene it needs a kickstart.

>>90550380
What this needed was a knock-down, drag-out fight between Laura and Kimura. Something really visceral as befits both of these characters being indestructible melee fighters. They're both supposed to be like super kung fu secret agents, right? Then they should do some kung fu!

And then finally Laura overcomes her enemy and drowns her in the surf.

Not just, Laura borrows Tony Stark's hand-me-downs, supermans into Kimura and wins instantly.

>>90550799
Exactly.

>>90538285
>Kimura knows that Laura is running with the X-Men
>doesn't bother to do any research on Jean Grey

So... this is what Kimura was all along, just a dumb meathead, out of her league and only relevant because of all the higher-ups at the Facility.

>>90552454
During Laura's time with the X-men she's worked with Emma Frost, Psylocke, Rachel Grey, Quentin Quire, the Stepford Cuckoos, No-Girl and Charles Xavier himself.

But apparently a non-Phoenix barely trained Jean Grey can out perform all of them

>>90552632
I like to think that it's because this Jean just doesn't care about being gentle in the mind-probing and would have made Laura into a vegetable if this hadn't worked.

>>90553028
That's what i think too. Regardless what you think, she force Bobby come out to be gay, teenage Jean don't give a shit

>>90548683
X-23 is, essentially, her slave name. X-23 is an identity forced on her. Wolverine is a moniker she chose to adopt

>>90553028
To be fair, none of the other psychics ever got to examine Laura while she was in a berserk state and see what exactly was going on in her head.

Maybe if they'd had a sample of the trigger scent on hand Emma or Prof X could have deprogrammed her even more easily

I cringed pretty hard when Kimura turned up again and started ANOTHER Trigger Scent plot but if you told me then it would end with Kimura dead, Laura immune to Trigger Scent and getting to see Megan again, I don't think I would have believed it.

This and Logan has been a pretty good week for me.

>>90554004
Becoming someone she's not to please others.

>>90555299
Same. I was worried at the end of last issue that SHIELD was here just so they could take Kimura into custody at the end of the arc, and they were gonna pull a bait-and-switch with this 'ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE' advertising, but Taylor delivered and the witch is dead!

>>90555322
Could we please keep that unfortunate issue in ANXM containment where it belongs?

Taylor is clearly not writing Laura in her solo run with anything close to the motivation from ANXM. Here it the cowl does seem to be a thing she adopted on her own without wanting to please Warren.

>>90555299
>>90555369
>death in comics is forever, guys!
Were you born yesterday?

>>90555391
>Could we please disregard character development and continuity in favor of this really shitty writer's lack of nuance?

No

>>90555439
>ANXM Laura is nuanced and develops the character

Fuck off.

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>>90555439
>character development
>CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

You motherfucker, how is this shit slurry upon the heads of the fans and the character in ANXM character development

YES, I MAD

>>90555397
Kimura's last appearance before this arc was what, 2009?

She's a one-purpose character who purpose has now been served.

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>>90555515
Look at this heap

I SAID LOOK AT IT

Now examine these four pages from their respective series, because they serve more or less the same thematic and narrative function: Laura casts aside her previous identity of X-23 and embraces the new one of Wolverine.

LOOK AT THEM YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHITBAG FUCK. LOOK AT THEM.

ANW
>>90538580
>>90538622

ANXM
>>90555515
>>90555531

And if you can't tell the fucking difference that ANXM version isn't anything remotely in the same continent as 'character development and continuity' then i don't know what is wrong with your brain.

>>90555515
>>90555531

I hate this, too. Holy shit anon, are you not getting that I'm against her being girl Wolverine? And yes, I do think her identity crisis counts as character development, even if we want it to end. How you can sit here and tell me the one very shitty story is somehow better and more valid than the other very shitty story is beyond me. Go eat your shit sandwich elsewhere while convincing yourself it's the best shit sandwich because at least it's got a different garnish on it. I do not want a taste.

>>90538663
nah they covered it in the punisher/wolverine team up where they fought her. she explained she spent the past 6 months undoing and preventing any further damage emma did to her when she wiped out her memory fragment of her grandmother and sent her to kill everybody

>>90555531
Is that a "god damned batman" reference

>>90555641
LOOK AT ALL FOUR OF THE PAGES YOU INBRED MONGOLOID JIZZ SOCK PUPPET FUCK

FUCK

...oh. Well in that case all is forgiven!

>>90555703
Might be, subconsciously. But mostly it was me having a spaz fit.

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>>90555515
>>90555531
The fuck. I mean, Her solo book, whatever one might think of it overall, has literally the opposite of this scene, pointing out how she's *not* the same as Logan.

Normally I don't really get that invested in this kind of thing, but wow, Dennis "Whatever you say, kid" Hopeless really, consistently makes me mad.

>>90555515
Too bad, I would've wanted Laura to yell
>It's over Hand ninjas, I have the high ground

>>90538250

>visit to your where your aunt

Does anyone proofread this shit?

>>90539346

Would've been even better if it was still Julian Thundercock.

>>90543247

Her arch-rival should've been a factory of mindless clones that keep coming after her.

>>90556386
This is more the X-Editors not doing their jobs and not communicating with both writers, and failing to keep a consistent message across both books

But yeah sure keep your weird anger boner for Hopeless

>>90555515
>Hand ninjas are already dead
is that really a thing?

>>90555515
>>90555531
Looking at these page, i actually had this feeling that laura is acting weird and out of her characters is because she is trying to cope with
her father's death and become like him

>>90559197
Yeah they tend to resurrect their fallen members over and over so that they stay evil and loyal

It has been years since I read a Wolverine book, so what happened to Logan is he still trapped in Adamantium at the top of the Great Canyon?

>>90538580
>>90538622
fucking crazy bitch

>>90559293
I remember when they first brought back Elektra a bunch of sorcerers had to die doing it or something

>>90559369
They moved his Adamantium encased body to the school so he could be a statue to terrify the students

to be fair that was probably stipulated in his will

>>90559273
That's how I'd interpret her behavior, too.

>>90557951
What the fuck is weird about hating Hopeless? He's a gimmicky asshole who doesn't give a shit about the characters.

>>90557411
I'm not sure what the word 'editor' even means within the Marvel hierarchy anymore.

>>90538129
>>90546209
I love how little any of these people care about the geneva convention. I know that as individuals they aren't completely beholden to it but I'd think shield at the very least would have concerns about their actual employees going along with stuff that breaks it or constitutes war crimes. (Faking surrender so that you can attack.)

>>90538852
To be fair, Fury DID just hear X-23 point out that these dudes are mostly just scared as shit of Kimura since they'd immediately quit if you took Kimura out.

>>90538719
I'm scared for their safety and future characterization now. Their arc had an end and it was nice. Now they've been brought out so that their lives can truly go to shit.

>>90561911

>Their arc had an end

Not really. They went into hiding and were in constant danger, this time it really does feel like an end.

>>90561617
>war crimes
>Kimura is her own independant sovereign nation that has just declared war on Nick Fury, also his own independent sovereign nation

Nah, it's just a bunch of clowns with superpowers fighting with airships.

Also, are you the same anon as
>>90543214
>>90539593
>>90539187

If you are, why you gotta keep trying to drag IRL laws and shit into this? It's a story about a lady what wears yellow spandex who doesn't die no matter how much she is cut, shot, or exploded, fighting against SKY PIRATES led by Rule 63 Luke Cage, in a fictional third world Southeast Asian island nation. Nobody's thinking like "hey I gotta dot all the is and cross all the ts or I might be up against a Hague tribunal one day!"

>>90562465
>this time it really does feel like an end.
Until some other writer comes in and kills them all to get Laura angsty.

>>90562485
You do realize they actually HAVE Hague tribunals and other stuff we do irl over there as well?

>>90538625

Am I the only one who really thought she'd turn out to be gay?

Other then that short awkward thing with Hellion which she ended the very second something actually happened she only seemed to have any sort of connection or interest in girls.

>>90562540
Yeah, yeah, dude, they're gonna serve Gambit with a warrant and fly him over to the Netherlands and bring him up on charges for blowing up an airship with a can of beans after he stood there for a few seconds with his hands in the air.

I'm sure this would be like the foremost concern of a dude fighting for his life and the life of his daughteru that he totally-doesn't-want-to-bang, when he's already wanted in 84 nations for once being DEATH, HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE.

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>>90562850
Oops, forgot me picture

>>90562850
I wasn't talking about Gambit. I was talking about the actual agents of a governmental/multinational organization that are actually participating in this whole plan. I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you failed to notice half of the damn post when you read it the first time but that doesn't make you look good either since you apparently don't bother finishing something to know context before you sperg out.

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>>90562919
>I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you failed to notice half of the damn post when you read it the first time but that doesn't make you look good either since you apparently don't bother finishing something to know context

Yes! That was all one sentence! You have officially reached Laura levels of autism! Congrats! Have an autismwaifu.

>>90543187
Astro City did an arc where an attorney tried to get his client off for murder charges by arguing all the stupid shit that routinely happens to superheroes could happen to normal folks, too.

>>90563064
You displayed that more than one sentence was too much for you to retain in your memory. I was helping. At least you removed any doubt that you were pretending to be retarded.
The picture is also funny when compared to your drivel because there is a female character with actual autism as a superpower you failed to notice in it.

>>90562725
>Am I the only one who really thought she'd turn out to be gay?

It's Marvel, fampai. It's safe to say that, no, yo weren't the only one who'd assumed she'd be turned into a snowflake.

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>>90563378
>I am the Energizer Bunny of Autism
>I just keep 'sperging and 'sperging and 'sperging!

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>>90563378
Well, in my long and storied travels through the internet, I've discovered that you can't engage with the autists. It's just not possible, because they don't GET it. Always gotta be serious business about everything.

Like you, anon. What are you even doing? You keep saying things like
>too much for you to retain in your memory
>failed to notice
>give you the benefit of the doubt
What do you think this is? A formal debate? As if terms like these had any meaning in this place? To me?

It's a thread about a fucking comic, dude. Look at the cover, it's got a lady tied up in fucking TUUUUUUBES while another lady smirks at her crotch. Look how ridiculous and over the top this is. Meanwhile you're sitting there talking about international maritime law or some shit and analyzing the precise language of my posts like you're Jack Thompson, activist and attorney.

Lighten up, man. Have some fun with it. Even Laura knows how to do that once in a while.

>>90559714
>They moved his Adamantium encased body to the school so he could be a statue to terrify the students

It's now in a hidden mausoleum in Canada after someone tried to steal it from the school

>>90537813
Kimura's "torture" methods and obsession with X-23 are borderline femdom and bdsm porn

>>90564393
I bet Kimura cut off one of Laura's hands and used it to rub her clit.

>>90538622
no ... you are A wolverine ... Logan is wolverine

>>90564393
>>90564620
Don't make me post the fic

>>90564866

Logan is also dead. Hence "The"

(the Logan alive and running around ain't Wolverine)

Yea, so she she trying to be Logan or not?

The black and yellow with claws says one thing, the stop killing and go to school to meet kids says something completely different. I would think a name change would do her a lot of good if nothing more then to identify her self on her own terms.

Claw girl?? ... I'm sure we can think of something.

>>90563064
Also is that red skull? I am sure I missed something here. Thing seem to be changing faster and faster now.

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>>90565262
She should just be Talon. Too bad that name was stillborn.

That character is Mettle, a teenager with muscle tissue composed of metallic iridium. He lost his skin at some point and that's why he looks like Red Skull. I don't remember if he was officially a mutant, or just a character with a mutant-like backstory that wasn't actually a mutant because M-Day happened.

>>90564970
*desire to know more intensifies*

>>90565262
>Yea, so she she trying to be Logan or not?

No she isn't. She's taken up his name out of respect and and the idea of "Wolverine was a symbol that mattered to people, I want to world to have that symbol even if Logan isn't here to be it anymore"

Like the story that leads to it was Laura walking out on the X-Men in anger because she couldn't deal with the fact Logan was an unkillable man who promised he'd always be there to help her, and now he was gone. Along the lines of "Logan was meant to be a a legend, immortal, but he was just another mortal man, one wearing a ridiculous costume". At the end she returns having learned that appearances and doing what you can no matter the personal risk matter and she starts wearing his colors.

She hasn't changed who she is. She just wears the Wolverine colors and goes by the name openly. She's still Laura.

(except if you're reading ANXM, which is a bad book and has zero handle on her character)

>>90565794
>amazing-writer-man
Off to a great start!

>>90563816
>twenty-five with chicken

to this day. To this fucking day. I have no fucking clue what the fuck that shit is. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???

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>>90567389
It's a joke about the Hanzi menu.

When you go to the Chinese restaurant, most of the time the menu will print the Chinese name of the dish with the English translation under it. But very occasionally when you go to a more 'authentic' restaurant, like a hole-in-the-wall in Chinatown or something, there won't be an English translation, and if you can't read Hanzi you're just stuck ordering from the menu numbers.

So twenty-five with chicken would be the twenty-fifth menu item, with customization choices on what meat you want. And the joke is that Laura is autistic enough to not understand that 'twenty-five' is the menu numbering, and not what the dish is called.

Sometimes Chinese places will even have secret menus that they only bring out if you're Chinese or are with a Chinese friend. It's also possible that Laura visited a restaurant with Jubilee at some point and got access to such a menu and memorized it.

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>>90565676
>"Wolverine was a symbol that mattered to people"
Oh my fuck. What was he a symbol of? Hope? Love?

>>90567665
Obviously he was a symbol of brutally killing bioweapon researchers.

And Laura's been doing that just fine!

>>90567600
well shit, thanks senpai

>>90567665
He was an Avenger and a flagship X-Men. Guy has done some good in his life.

I mean, remember that this is someone who sees themselves as his daughter saying this. Her own idealized view of him is included in that.

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>>90569394
>Her own idealized view of him

Sounds about right.

>>90548865

she's canon done a lot more severe femdom than that so who knows, poor Angel

>>90538580
>has a no kill rule
>still kills an extremely dangerous super villain

based

>>90541883
>Laura, you need to answer for the crime of killing all those people under mind control. Because we don't care about mind control at all.

Dont forget.

>Wait, it was actually Bellona not being mind controlled? Ok that's fine you can go on your way ma'am.

>>90570198
It's okay, he's got a healing factor.

...come to think of it, isn't his healing factor supposed to be due to special enzymes secreted by his wing tissue? So now that he's got cosmic energy wings, has he lost his healing?

>>90538852

Also going for non-fatal shots is a huge meme (never know if you'll nick an artery and probably wont hit your target where you want anyway) unless they actually have phasers to set to stun or whatever.

>>90562540

The geneva convention is followed by state militaries who signed up to it when they're waging war, if it's just that some random criminals are trying to murder you and you have to defend yourself, then they can, legally speaking, get fucked.

>>90538478
>you've always liked punishment

there was a lot of rape going on wasn't there

>>90538719
Kiden Nixon when?!
I want Laura and her to interact again!

>>90539694
>Kimura had Super Strength.
Wasn't there a comic where Frank Castle kicked the shit out of her?

>>90538328
>she just shoots Angel

rekt

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>>90571619
Behold the power Cosmic, granted by the BLACK VORTEX

>>90548363
>>90548550

Wouldn't Bell have a similar scent to Laura? Maybe that's where she remembered it from, herself.

A boring end for a boring villain.

>>90538540

This seems like the most obvious way to kill someone impervious.

Why does everyone seem to miss it?

>>90555515
>it's ok to kill people who have been resurrected and are normal and not mindless zombies

thats everyone in the 616 a few times over

>>90562725

All the rapes from Kimura scared her off of girls forever.

>>90567600

Do the secret menus have exclusive items on them or are they just fully in Mandarin? Need to know how much those shifty chinks are ripping me off.

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>>90540245
>I feel like charging an entire Deck of Cards should still be more efficient

ROYAL... FLUSH!

>>90538478
Wait, since when does Angel have two metal poles on his back that shoot lasers? I thought this was supposed to be the teen time travel version, who still had his natural wings.

>>90572285
That would do it.

Hope she hangs with sister Jubilee some more. Kids of Logan out on adventures.

>>90572593
He never gets to keep those for long. That's boring so we need something more than flight.

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>>90572435
Exclusive items. But to be fair they're usually things like blood tofu or ducks' feet, the kind of stuff that most westerners wouldn't want to eat anyway.

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>>90572593
He went into space and got cosmic power from some ancient evil artifact that gave him fiery energy-wings. There was this whole crossover with 2 X-Men teams, Defenders of the Galaxy, that one kid from Champions, Captain Marvel, etc, etc.

It was a terrible event that 90% of the time was various characters chasing a mcguffin. But at least we got Cosmic Beast out of it.

>>90572822

Next time I'm there I'll go undercover by squinting and inducing liver failure to catch them selling cat meat.

>>90572593
Teen Angel, the one with Laura, traded his natural wings for cosmic powered ones gifted to him by a Celestial a while back.

I think he's actually now the final character who actually kept his cosmic gift from that arc, all the others either refused them at the end of it or lost them post Secret Wars.

>>90573044
>but you still won't be able to read the menus

>>90570667
This was the only thing I liked about it. A reformed human weapon with some common fucking sense.

>>90573096
when did this shit happen? Since iirc at the end of All New X-Men vol 1 he still had regular wings then at the start of vol 2 he's got Mercy wings

>>90567665
He was a symbol to the people who knew him amongst the hero and X crowd, a legend, and those people are her whole world.

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>>90573594

It was a crossover event with Guardians of the Galaxy so it was like 13 parts but only two two of those were X-books.

It was ANX 38-39 though.

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>>90565794
>It was then that Kimura revealed what she'd retrieved from the trunk: a tremendous strap-on dildo with several little buttons along the waistline. "Can't wait to try this bad boy out," Kimura muttered, slipping off her pants and donning the device.

>>90574236
Oh so that's why I dont remember it, was just two books towards the end taht I probably didnt know wtf was going on in em

>>90574334

I don't think the stuff with the cosmic wings is even in them, so if you don't read all the other stuff he would have just instantly changed wings between issues with no explaination

>>90548872
That would be Remus(sic?), Romulus' sister.