Star vs the Forces of Cuckqueaning

>>90537356
Yes, it will happen. How many times has this question been asked before, with even Jarco shippers saying it's the most likely result?

>>90537356
Probably will, but they could make Jarco work from this point if they really wanted to. They probably won't, but if they wanted to it wouldn't be hard or anything.

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>>90537356
Can't it be both?

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Oh cool a star cucking thread. Original/10

>>90537356
Star has only herself to blame. she realized her feelings to late and set herself up to fail.

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What if Jack Black was Star's songstrel?

>>90537462
>mad this early
Starclucks, when will they learn?

>>90537483
>Starclucks
God damn it, I laughed.

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>>90537472
Song would have more curse words and less good

>>90537389
A bittersweet triumph

Blood Moon Waltz is also fantastic
https://youtu.be/Gn7NoM4j1B8

>>90537508
Is this a thing now?

Any S2 MEGAs?

>>90537540
Is what a thing now?

I hope Eclipsa is voiced by Danny Devito

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>>90537472
THIS DANCE WILL BE MINE
AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE
YOU BROUGHT ME THE WAND
AND NOW YOU BOTH SHALL DIE

>>90537528
Wait, did the composer come back and extend the song? It sounds really good.

>>90537581
Based Nefcy

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In last thread someone wondered about what could be done with Jackie in s3 and I wrote all this reply and I won't let it go to waste dammit

>>90537195
I think that the relationship strife with Marco will bring out some new sides to her. Probably some insecurities to make her more human, but I'd guess she'll also lose her cool. We might see her cry.

I think, only based on how quickly and efficiently she sprang to action against Ludo's rats in BBtBC, that she might want to come along with Marco to at least some adventures, maybe in an attempt to understand him better, and understand why he misses Star so much. It'd also be interesting to see her work through the betrayal of having considered Star a friend who was clearly supportive of her and Marco getting together, only to have Star pull a public love confession to her bf in front of her fucking face (and everyone they know).

In any case, I'd like to see her develop and become someone useful who could tag along on adventures. But before that she'll go through some character development with Marco and will probably somehow spur Marco towards thinking about who he is and what he wants and is this love that he's feeling, towards whom, and what is love yada yada don't hurt me

Or she could turn out to have some magical creature powers. Like look at this gif. Is it weird how quickly the duck calms down the moment Jackie touches it? Wtf?

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>all this cucking in this thread
WE HAVE GONE TOO FAAAAAR
WHEN IS THE KEK RIDE ENDING???!

>>90537638
Yeah, he uploaded the full version and then the person who uploaded that used the full version to loop it

>>90537668
Next Season, most likely. Unless people start making Jackie Cuck jokes, in which case...

>>90537556
If you mean if there's a mega with the whole of s2 downloadable, I don't think anyone's compiled one, sadly

>>90537650
I hope she's a mermaid and Marco just flat out doesn't care in the slightest, because he's seen so much weird shit already.

>>90534468
Because she's a sexy aryan goddess

>>90537502
More.

>>90537699
She is a bug

>>90537689
>the women of Earth and Mewni tread carefully at night, lest they be caught by the Horns and cucked

>>90537634
WEH-AAAAIIIT WEHHH-AAAIIIIT
YOU MOTHER FUCKER
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A PING PONG
GIVE ME ONE CHANCE TO KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF

>>90537689
Actually you guys never stop insisting that Star being a cuck is impossible because her and Marco were never a couple to begin with. So if Starco ever happens not only will Star cuckposts continue but they will be more linguistically accurate.

Mewmans are superior to humans prove me wrong

>>90537650
Huh, that's all pretty interesting. I'm sure it will allow the crew to really develop her character, and allow her to be something beyond what she is right now. She can be herself, rather then being just "Marco's crush/girlfriend", which is what she primarily seems to be now.

>will probably somehow spur Marco towards thinking about who he is and what he wants and is this love that he's feeling, towards whom, and what is love yada yada
If you're saying what I think you're saying, then the irony of Jackie becoming a Starco shipper when Star used to ship Jarco is pretty great.

>>90537770
They will continue, but they're going to cuckpost about Jackie instead of Star

>>90537573
Starclucks

>>90537780
DESIGNATED
and no Jazz.

>>90537780
Mewmans are cucks.

>>90537780
Humans keep lizards in cages

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>>90537616
It's hard to come up with a good voice for her before we know how evil and old she's going to be portrayed as, but Maleficent seems like a good ballpark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCV0hy6ex1c

>>90537724
There are two more, they have some mild nudity though (all you really see is Marco's butt) so mods might consider them NSFW.

>>90537770
Wait, that logic doesn't make sense. If Marco leaves Jackie for Star, then cuckposting about Star would be totally inaccurate, where as cuckposting about Jackie would be.

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I know you want to kiss this boy,don't denied it

>>90537780
Well there was a time when a Ruler of Mewman's cucked her husband for a monster so....

>>90537825
>>90537819
>>90537817
mewmans are stronger and some have wings

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foreshadowing??????????

>>90537831

But I want Danny Devito

>>90537807
No, it's just the post anon made had Starclucks because they were responding to someone who had edited Star's face on a chicken.

>>90537838
Yeah but once he starts a relationship with Star he can then go on to cuck her.

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>>90537780
I can't.

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>>90537857
Yes

>>90537861
Not Gilbert Gottfried?

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>>90537657

>>90537634
I thought this was a parody of the "Mine" song from Lazy Town...

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>>90537748
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCCK

>>90537857
That seems a little blunt to be foreshadowing.

>Oh hey, look, Jackie's skateboard with a heart now has a crack going through said heart! Wow, it almost looks like it's a "broken heart", huh?
>Eh, eh? Get it, geeeeet it?

>>90537904

Nah, Danny Devito or bust

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Do you think Star secretly puts on Marco's clothes when she is in the nude?

>you messed with the wrong bird, rat
So Nefcy foreshadowed that Ludo is actually a bird-like monster and not a kappa in Wand to Wand.

Based Nefcy.

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MAKE STAR SMILE AGAIN!

Please

>>90537891
Steampunk and Elsa Star? Disgusting.

>>90537888
Sure, but he would have already 'cucked' Jackie, so we'd be flooded with Jackie cuck art instead of Star cuck art, now that cuckposters would have a new, more fitting target.

>>90537800
>the irony of Jackie becoming a Starco shipper
I'm not sure if I said what you thought, if that's how you interpreted it.

I just meant that Jackie's existence will, inevitably, force Marco's self-reflection regarding his romantic feelings into turbogear. Normally, if it'd just be him, he could avoid touching the whole messy subject of what he's feeling and towards who and what it all means and just not think about it because aaaagh weiirrddd, but Jackie's there, she's Marco's gf and has got emotions too and want's to (and deserves to) know what's going on. She heard Star's confession and showed a notable reaction to it, so she'll likely want to discuss it with Marco. She'll be an important catalyst towards whatever direction Marco's emotions will go, in this sense.

>>90537962
no

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Ruin the thread with cute and perfect.

>>90537933
>puts on Marco's clothes
then she wouldnt be in the nude now would she fucktard

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>>90537933
Not anymore, at least!

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cuckold fetishes are unhealthy. It's even more unhealthy that you're all fantasizing about a cuckold situation that involves 14 year olds. There's nothing wrong with watching a show out of the demographic or even being a geek about it and discussing it online, but you guys are going too far.

prove me wrong.

>>90538016
Due to my terrible wording, I can't argue with that.

>>90537979
Ah, I see, I misinterpreted you, I assumed you meant "yeah realise your true feelings whatever" that you were going in that direction. But no, what you said makes perfect sense. Marco's not the kind to really approach that subject on his own, so Jackie could help him reflect on it and make his own decisions on it. Then again, if the book is to be believed, she had a crush on Marco but didn't ask him out because she didn't want to ruin their friendship, so she might not be much better.

>>90537657
I feel dumb for missing that, hiding in plain sight.

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I'm not gonna make it

>>90537989
Go away, Jeremy.

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You couldn't save him.

>>90538071
Things will get better soon, anon. Just wait.

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>>90538071
That one is really sad and relatable.

>>90538071
Then they fuck and he accidentally calls star, and she answers to hear them fucking vigorously.

>>90537854
We have chemical weapons.

>They have magic!
Not in my America, freedom is the real shit.

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I bet Ludo's going to cut off his own arm in season 3

What are your prediccions?

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>>90538071
anon please do not post anymore

>>90538060
Who cares

>>90538022
This is a real thing some girls do.

>>90537476
>>90537502

Star Getting Cucked Comics is my favorite thing right now.

>>90538156
Toffee wins. Again.

why didn't we get to have a drunk episode before star spaghettied everywhere

>>90538159
enjoy your fetish then

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>>90538131
What if they don't?

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>>90537780
>>90537854
>>90538152
Humans have wings too

>>90538195
Because the protagonists are all teenagers?

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Will we starco cucks ever recover? E-endgame right folks?

>>90538156

Toffee reforms over Ludo

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>>90538186
Very good.

>>90538156
Toffee will cut off Ludo's arm to remove the wand before leaving his host, and then Ludo will awaken from his possession with no memories of what happened and without a fucking arm.

>>90538216
They will.

>>90538223
>Fucking up the Starcucks joke
How do you mess that up, it's the easiest joke to make.

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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

>>90538222
Janna might be straight-edge, doesn't mean Star and Marco can't stumble into the wrong part of the Bounce Lounge.

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Is Star autistic?

>>90537730
That's very rude.

>>90538290
no, it's just a meme

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>>90538265

>>90538081
Sauce ?

>>90538223
lol

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>>90538290
Why do anons think pure love is autistic?

>>90538304
ROYAL SECRETS OF ROYAL SHAME

>>90538060
Do not a whit of harm to genetic fitness to self insert as the male doing the cucking, that is in fact the natural default state of male sexuality. I do concede though that polygamy is bad for civilization, as it leads to increases in consanguinity.

>>90538340
>okay but I wont be returning the favor
Fucking selfish bitch, she'd be out of my fucking house before 1PM.

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Will we see more jeremy in season 3?

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>>90538290
>>90538299
This thread has been consumed by memes. There is only one thing we can do for it now.

>>90538221
This. Mewcucks are really fucked up of the head to even think about attacking this country.

Star is cucktistic.

>>90538386
pls no

>>90538352
He laid it on thick in that song

>True love's spell
That's too much I mean it's just a little crush

>>90538392
I guess you could say that Jackie's eating out tonight.

>>90538265

Needs a Jackie finger

>>90537697
Yeah, I mean after Mewberty and Star's rape-bug form it'd be pretty weird if somehow Jackie being a half-breed merperson would be a dealbreaker but Star being a literal alien bug wouldn't

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>>90538392

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Kick this cute posting into high gear

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HOL UP

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>>90538426
>just a little crush

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>>90538451

Anyone have that picture of Gustav and Star fucking but star is on her phone?

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>>90538110

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>>90538387

>>90538503
>tfw no "Star finds and plays with a gun but doesn't know what it does" episode

>>90538503
i want to see this since disney censors are asleep

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>>90538392

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>>90538411
pls yes

>>90538426
Not like she faints, every time they touch.
It's just some little thing
Not like everything she do, depends on you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWHZ7FX-9OQ

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>>90537924

THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME
FROM DECLINING A PING-PONG CHALLENGE
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?

WHAT'S THE CA-HA-HATCH?

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>>90538454
very weak 0/10

>>90538503
I want to see Toffee's minions get guns sometime in Season 3/4, JUST so they can make this joke:

>HE'S GOT A GUN!
>YOU IDIOTS, WE'VE ALL GOT GUNS!

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>>90538451

>>90538392
you should sauce me, my friend.

>>90538591
IF I WIN, YOU MUST TAKE MY BEANER ASS BACK TO EARTH

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>>90537472
A LONG ASS FUCKING TIME AGO, A GIRL CALLED HECKAPOO

SOMEBODY PLEASE FIND THIS FPR ME >>90538499

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>>90538451
Now we are talking.

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>>90537356
>>90537356

>>90538476
>>90538579

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>>90538654
Better than the other one.

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>>90537699
And this platinum blonde, green-eyed curvy beauty isn't?

>>90538503
I like that this may have been drawn before they knew they'd get renewed again and it was a "obvs the show won't last that long" joke

C'MON NOW GUYS, MAKE IT HAPPEN

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SHES A REBEL PRINCESS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aVtjfaHeck

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post some Star reaction images

>>90537932
What if everyone in star Vs. was voiced by Danny DeVito

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>>90538752

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>>90538752

>>90537730
So? Marco is spic. No one is perfect.

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>>90538752

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How do you cope with 3-5 months of NO EPISODES, i'm going haywire.

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>>90538752
Give me reaction images too

>>90538399
It would be interesting if the show involved interdimensional warfare

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>>90538752
Heartbroken Star is best Star.

>>90538831
samurai jack and video games

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>>90538837

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>>90538752

>>90538739
>Green eyes
>Platinum blonde hair
>Tanned skin
That's a pretty obvious no, senpai.

>>90538748
>Don't want Starco to happen
>Want Star to be happy

Rough

>>90538831
Well i already frequent certain threads on certain boards that have at least a month worth of hiatus regularly so its not that bad for me.

>>90538629
AND ALSO YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY MY PARENT'S RENT ($650 A MONTH)

>>90538792
But he is not a race traitor like Star.

>>90538476
UUUU

>>90538392
That is the back story of this scene?
The dialogue seems kinda off.

https://youtu.be/Y7LH2rElTFQ

>>90538379
Ugh Anon, she has no arms...

>>90538893
>Green-eyed blondes aren't Aryan

Starfags denying facts yet again

>>90538934
/thread

>>90538916
She is a bug. It doesn't count.

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>>90538451
How is monster cuteposting?

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>>90538934
This has nothing to do with Star.

>>90538983
i dunno it thought it was funny

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Star getting cucked gives me the biggest boner

>>90538955
>Trying to imply Jackie is a proper Aryan
I almost feel sorry for you. Almost.

>>90538976
It's terrible kys

>>90538983
She has her own version though.

>>90538976
Noice.

>>90537834
Someone man up and post the other two.. or at least link to them.

Is Britney even fat? From the little we could see, she looked normal in the last episode.

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>>90538752

>>90539000
Trips of truth

>>90538971
acaba adentro, papito.

ftfy

Has the cucking made you like Star more?

>>90538372
t. unemployed english major

>>90539000
Is it a ladyboner or a manboner?

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>>90539030

>>90538216
ayy thats a 10/10 comic

>>90539080
Not really. I like Star just as much as I did before, all the cucking has made me do is feel sorry for her and want things to get better for her.

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>There's a timeline where Star went through with killing a mermaid

Which Star is your favorite

>>90538895
i like this

>>90539138

Star Johansen

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>>90538752

>>90539138
Our Star is pretty great, though I'm curious to see what Ludo!Star is like.

>>90539138

The sluty one

So in the timeline where Star and Marco went to the Love Sentence concert without Jackie, how did Star fuck it up?

>>90539138
Mewberty star, Cat Star, and big hair star are tied.

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>>90538752

>>90539050
Her face looks fatter.

In Mr. Candle Cares she had the same outfit but also a bigger ass and breasts, but I don't think she really did most recently.

>>90539006
>White blonde green-eyed people are not Aryans

Then tell me, oh Starfag, what do your alternative facts claim an Aryan is?

>>90539188
She kissed Marco, which made things awkward.

>>90539138
Raised by bears Star is pretty good

>>90539138

So, what's the story of all these Stars?

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>>90539138
She's not at all the cutest but I'm very curious about what the adventures of Shitty Canadian Cartoon Star would be like.

>>90539215
that's Star Johansen

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Is the lady on the far left "Aunt Felicity"?

>>90539202
First of all:
>white

No proper Aryan would get a tan like that. Secondly, the proper Aryan is true blonde, blue eyes, and a natural white, obviously. Though someone with taste as shit as yours could never recognise such an obvious fact.

Do you ever look at something you typed out, and think to yourself, "Did I actually just type that?" Because I have that feeling right now.

>>90539274

cute babbies

i want to boop them

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>>90539215
Let's all love Star

>>90539274
>Aunt Felicity
>that episode where Star's mom kept nagging her to send a thank you card to her aunt
am I the only one who can relate?

>>90539095
Manboner

Can somebody post a pic or two of the guy in the red hoodie from the side please?

>>90539050
I thought she's noticeably fatter than she used to be. She dresses in tracksuits and her face is fatter. Also, she's lying face down in a plate of food in public, which is something old Brittney probs wouldn't have done

>>90539368
>of the guy in the red hoodie
You mean the secondary MC? You don't know his name?

>>90539274
It seems like Moon might actually have three siblings? The girl on the left, Heatrude, and then the guy next to him.

Her parents must've been real freaks lol

>>90539396
No, I don't even watch the show. This is my first time in this thread and I want to make a pic.

>>90539138
ludo vs the forces of star seems like a silly one

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>>90538265

>>90539291
>No proper Aryan would get a tan like that

Lad, any Aryan would get a tan from going south of Canada, let alone to California. Unlees of course you are just a bugnigger in disguise.

>Secondly, the proper Aryan is true blonde
Platinum blonde is true blonde, not dandelion yellow.

> blue eyes
Blue-green count.

>and a natural white
Star is natural purple, in case you forgot.

>Though someone with taste as shit as yours could never recognise such an obvious fact.
Starfags still at 0 self-awareness, i see.

>>90539223
Not all of them have reasons behind them but I can think of a few

>Eyepatch does something bad enough to get sent straight to Olga's, escapes and hides out on Earth
>Bear Star is if the Johansens were in charge
>Demon Star is Butterflys ruling the underworld
>Everyone is a cat in Cat Star world
>Lord Brudo is in charge of Mewni
>Bad Boy Marco and Proper Princess Star
>STAR VS BABIES, MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
>Elf Star

Some others are just Star in outfits

>>90537412
>>90538081
>>90538479
>>90539312
We need more stuff like this. This is hilarious.

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>>90539423
Oh, I see. Here he is shocked, the eyes aren't normally like that

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>>90539051
A none cuck version.

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>>90539188
They had a wonderful time, almost like a real date, and they went home after a long day of fun bestie time. Marco gave her a warm, tight good night hug, and while she was thinking about how good it felt Star tried really hard not to cry herself to sleep.

What the hell does "Dirhhennia" mean?

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>>90539423
His name is Marco Diaz, One Loved Spic on these threads, and welcome to Not!/Sveg/
also, pic is NSfw, best i got from the side

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>>90538060
>Being a moralfag
>current year

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>>90539521
Star pls.

>>90539573
is this a reference to chowder

So, who started the celestial naming tradition? It had to have been someone after Festivia

>>90538265
>"Gasp!"
Holy shit that's too much cute.

>>90539462
As someone who actually lives in California, I can tell you that you're wrong about that one. Plenty of people down here without a tan like that.

That shade of Blonde is most definitely NOT natural, even ignoring the blue streak, which is apparently natural even though it wasn't there when she was a child and it makes no god damn sense how it would be natural unless she's a mermaid or some sort of other magical thing.

...alright, I'll give you that one.

That's Mewberty state, explicitly a transformed state, not her natural one. Nice try, though.

Oh, you Jackiefans, still clinging on to your delusions.

At this point, I've run out of shit to say.

>>90538831
Titanfall 2, shitposting/theorizing with my frens here, Smogon fuckery.

>>90539138
the cute one

star better come clean about spying on them and causing the skateboard they were on to crash.
seriously, star has done some shady shit and kept it a secret and a relationship with that shit still secret is doomed to implode.
like, imagine marco asks glossaryck if star used any of eclipsa's spells and is like "yeah, she used that spying spell to spy on you"

>>90538312
the artist is hatebit

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>>90539621
Probably Celestia

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>>90538781
DISTRESSED STAR GIVES ME THESE DEEP FEELINGS OF UTMOST ________sadness______

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>>90539423
I actually don't have a lot of side views I notice

>>90539647
Which one?

>>90539223
>>90539465
>Beard: canon genderqueer
>Eyepatch: St. O's escapee
>Mina: Mina Loveberry's protegee when on Mewni
>Old: Time runs differently in this dimension/she was born earlier here/she turned that way on the Plains of Time but never recovered
>Nightgown: terminal illness Star
>Pigtail/Ponytail: just a different personality, maybe weirder
>Lipstick: sluttier
>Princess: model princess Star
>Pointy ears: elf
>Blood Moon Ball: debutante
>Rebel non-princess: cut off Tiffany's tail and turned her back on Mewni
>Baby: more or less same circumstances as old
>Queen: Moon is FUCKING DEAD
>Cat: everyone's an adorable cat
>Ludo: Star vs. the Forces of Good
>Party Dress: different personality, note the different wand
>Donut: everyone's food
>Bear: Johansens are the ruling power
>Swimsuit: Star's a swimmer? who knows
>Demon: from Underworld instead of Mewni
>Warrior: raised in time of war, sent to Earth for protection after being involved in too many battles
>Mewberty: never changed back/everyone looks that way there
>Kelly: Star's a Mewman/whatever Kelly is hybrid. Or she dyed her hair

I actually like that some of them are just different outfits because it implies a different personality rather than a totally different universe, but we could've seen more weird alt forms either way

>>90539312
There's a completed version of this but I won't post it here because it contains nipple.

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>>90539689
all of them

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>>90539666
>satanic trips on tomco bromance karaoke, again
Yeah okay yes Satan I get it you ship them sheesh

>>90539423
anyhow here's one last side view Marco I have

>>90539299
"If you love someone, cuck her. If she returns, she was always yours. If she doesn’t, she never was."

>>90539751
Good advice

>>90539751
...so does that mean that Star was always Marco's?

Did the book really confirm Heinous is part of the Butterfly family?

>>90539776
It said Pony Head had seen a picture of her with clubs cheeks and Star said something like "but Heinous isn't a Butterfly... I love mysteries"

someone probably has the actual page

>>90539635
>That shade of Blonde is most definitely NOT natural

Maybe if you're a nigger

>That's Mewberty state, explicitly a transformed state, not her natural one
>Mewberty Star isn´t completely natural

Besicdes, nonhumans can´t be Aryans you retard

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>>90539368
This guy?

>>90539773
Yup. She's a loyal cuckquean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwBirf4BWew

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>>90539773
He has a great destiny ahead of him, The First Earthly King of Mewni

>>90539797
So, that implies cheek symbols are in fact a hereditary thing among the Butterfly family

>>90539705
i wonder how many of them fucked up their song day

We all know S3 is going to have even more Star suffering.

But how much will Moon suffer in S3?

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>>90539368

>>90539875
Will it? The cat is out of the bag. No more silent suffering. So if there is going to be suffering, what will it look like?

>>90539875
Wouldn't be surprised if she dies.

Someone pointed out how Moon has her queen crown on during the fight with Toffee, but she looks to be Star's age. Toffee totally killed Moon's mom, and he'll kill Star's next

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Do you guys think Star has even kissed a boy? Will Marco be Star's first kiss?

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>>90539776
>>90539843

>>90539338
Anybody else get a ladyboner self-inserting as Star watching Marco cuck her with Jackie, or is that just me?

>>90537657
I'm.reading Shakespeare this semester and I fucking missed this the entire time I've been watching this show, fuck me like a cartoon

>>90539941
tits or gtfo

>>90539927
I'm sure she already kissed Tom

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Hey, guys, I've got a little test for you to determine how sick we really are. In a sociological way.

>>90539927
Given how she went out with Tom prior to turning 14 they probably didn't get that far. Nothing ever really comes out of middle school-aged dating

>>90539896
Fuck up with her magic, lash out in frustration at Moon, bring down the magic barrier, realize Toffee's finger is on Earth, plenty of ways.

>>90539932
That basically confirms cheek symbols are a mark of magical potential.

How much do you wanna bet the card suits represent the highest amount of potential with Hearts and Spades being the highest tier?

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>>90539927
I've said it before, if Star wasn't still pure, this wouldn't have hurt her so badly

>>90539971
How about none of the above and let them choose their own paths?

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>>90539971
Yes

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>>90539965
You dun know

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>>90539927
No kisses for Star.

>>90538022
sauce?
"Search Google for image" and "Dozutsu Cannon" doesn't work.

>>90539201
True.

>>90539371
I mean in Starcrushed she looked the same as before, granted we only saw her from behind.

>>90539971
2, 1, 1, 1, 1

>>90540018
Anyone have the original?

>>90540018
>tudo
>Brittco
>Jam
Delet this image

>>90537929
It's a show for kids, being blunt is pretty much par for the course.

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>>90539488
>>90539521
>>90539666
>>90539736
>>90539815
>>90539893
Thanks. Is the show worth watching if I like the blonde girl with horns?

>>90540058
Maybe...

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>>90539971
The only one I can see someone choosing another option is on Janna

>>90540074
ye

>>90540018
Sabco looks cute. I like Sabrina. Anyone have good pictures of her?

>>90540005
This is not an option.

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>tfw Egyptian for life force/soul/supernatural being is Ka.
>Egyptian god of magic is Heka, "the amplifier of Ka"
>First two hieroglyphs are his name.
>1st hieroglyph is "wick" as in lamp or a candle
>2nd are two hands, or two horns as in bull, either "life force" or "power", both governing or physical.
>3rd is just a floor mat
>4th is a chick quail, which means a chick, but also means multiplication of an object, i.e. makes word into a plural.

3deep5me blyat

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>>90540074
She is really cute, and yes, it is worth it
some Really like her suffering, if you ask me, i just want her to have a nice day

>>90539860
All of them, of course.

The universe would have fallen apart if one of them succeeded at anything.

>>90540074
Better than any other cartoon on television right now.

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>>90540074
Yes

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/co/ why do you hate Janna so much?

I feel like Heinous will probably turn out to be Star's great aunt or something. She was disgraced for being rebellious and got sent to Olga's. Being the black sheep of the family, no one spoke about her

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>>90540094
STOP

>>90539573
This hurts so much that it even hit me hard from here.

>>90540098
I would literally pick every other option.

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>>90540116
There was some one long ago, some one who shiped them, someone who did the very best to try and belive in sabrina....
Do you Dare to Guess his name?

>>90540151
I don't, it's fun to see this scoundrel do her thing.

>>90539986
The Tapestry Room's design shows at least someone thinks they're the most important.

>>90539986
It doesn't seem so straightfoward as magic powerlevels. Skywynne seems like the most advanced magic user we've heard about (in terms of feats), making all kinds of spells with and without a Wand and serving on the High Commission, but she had hourglass symbols.

>>90540151
Cause she is a dirty vudo girl.

>>90540018
>Jam
>not Jantom

>>90540177
Some say Amarillo still lurks these threads, occasionally posting a Sabrina when there's a habbening.
I still think she's the cutest grill in terms of design.

>>90540177
Very cute. Sabrina is underappreciated.

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Would you a gypsy?

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>>90540094
heh.

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>>90540151
I love Janna!

>>90540185
Maybe she was the only one who applied herself that way? Star has the potential to be op as fuck, but she's lazy

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>>90540159
How does it feel to know your bestie will be balls deep in my pussy in a few hours, Star?

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>>90540235
NO

>>90540177
Sabrina is doomed to have miscarriage because of all her traumas, I'm afraid.

>>90540235
Yes but not a flipsy.

>Eclipsa is the Queen of Darkness, but she has a dual natured name that invokes light and dark.

What does Nefcy mean by this

>>90540151

She's for bullying

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>>90540235
OF COURSE!

>>90540235

She's a Nutshack, not a gypsy

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>>90540226
>>90540227