Is his super power being American?
>>90535095
Holy shit, his face looks a little like Chris Farley's from when he was playing Tommy Boy in the movie of the same name.
>>90535211
Your brain has the...shell on it.
>>90535095
hurr hurr hurr good one.
>being American is a mutation
>America rules the world
Magneto was right.
>>90535233
Housekeeping, you want towel?
>>90535290
Jews run the world.
>>90535095
As in, he turns his weaknesses into strengths (mutated into a fat blob, became a criminal; de-mutated, became a fitness guru) Yes, he is American in that regard.
>>90535315
No towel, need sleepy.
>>90535370
Housekeeping, you want mint for pil-lo?
>>90535095
Haha Got em'
>>90535290
Jews. Anon. Jews rule the world.
>>90535095
No, his superpower is jewing people with Steam
>>90535419
Please go away and let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
>>90535476
Housekeeping, you want me to jerk you off?
>>90535522
What kind of hotel is this?
>>90535549
The /co/tel, obviously.
>>90535522
No, but that Panda has a nice boipussy.
Think about how many layers of blubber you'd have to go through to suck his micro dick.
It boggles my mind...
>>90535572
Toora, loora, toora, loorye, aye
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear, well, he means
At this moment, you mean everything to me
>>90535704
Long ago, and oh so far away,
I fell in love with you...