LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND

Just yesterday, actually...

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I, Coco

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>>90532259
LONDON

>>90532275
But just a little before noon...

>>90532259
Why did they call it a distant land? Why didn't they just call it Japan?

*COUGH*
FUCK, THIS VOICE! LIKE FUCKING GODDAMN..
BLA BLA BLA THERE ARE EVILS LURKING, GRIMDARK ETC.

>>90532286
UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE HILARITY!

But-!

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BALLS DEEP

>>90532354
because aku is from a distant land

HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL

I, OP, THE GREAT DICKSUCKING FAGGOT

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This thread is going places. Where the fuck that is I have no idea, but when it gets there it's gonna be weird.

>>90532792
UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE MEMERY

But added an extra ingredient to the concoction...

CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME!

SOUGHT TO ENFORCE ENDLESS SLEEP

All I can think of is doffinsmirtz trying to be aku but he keeps rambling on for his backstory.

>>90533201
A samurai?

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>>90533340

>>90533365
Samurai Jack!

>>90533365
Jack in a suit looks just as sharp as his sword.

>>90533365
Where does he keep the sword?

>>90532259

I


AKOOGLY EYES

ONCE JANGLED MY JINGLES SO HARD

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>>90532259
AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS
HE HURLED HIS THUNDERBOLTS

>>90532259
WAY BACK IN THE 1980s

>>90536237
A thread died for this.

SENT HIS OWN SON INTO THE DISTANT FUTURE

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>>90532259
>>90532259
>>90532259

>>90532259
ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE

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>>90532884
It took me a second to realize where this is from because it's flipped and edited

>>90536454

WHERE GREEK MYTHOLOGY BASED FICTION BEING TERRIBLE IS LAW