Deathstroke #14 Storytime

>>90528564
Is Deathstroke going to cuck the rest of his family?

>>90528564
OH BABY ITS TIME

Is there any better father than Slade? I really don't think there is

>>90528647
>>90528672
Father Of The Year

>>90528672
Stop cucking your family so much Slade, you'll go blind

>>90528564
Oh boy it's time for Slade "I cuck my own son" Wilson.

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>>90528726
Heh

>>90528822
Oh no, now that foot-anon will appear

>>90528955
How long until she gets the Slade?

>>90528822
>>90528842
why bother wearing shoes if they are gonna break every time you transform?

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Next:
>“TWILIGHT” part four! Faced with a career-ending diagnosis, Deathstroke is coached by Power Girl to reinvent himself—and comes face to face with a rival assassin known as Deadline!

>>90529090
Poor Slade.

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The end

>>90529140
Thank you

>>90529011
It's like pottery

I wish this issue had more cheating other than the part we all saw from the preview. Overall its a kinda slow issue storywise. I'm left wishing there was more but annoyed there wasn't as much going on.

>>90529090
>Bobby... you're blind.

>>90528955
So let's see:
>So she chases after the taxi driver.
>He gets in a tight alley.
>Slade intercepts hims
>They fight and have a conversation
>Taximan injects Slade with some toxin
>Slade takes out taximan
>Slade has time to put his suite back on and walk away
>Only THEN Power Girl catches up to him

The fuck was she doing in the mean time? How did she not catch him immediately?

>>90528698
>cucks his son
>makes it her fault
Slade is the worst. I love him

>>90529542
She couldn't follow them into the alley as a giant and it took her a few minutes to find them regular sized

>>90529090
ohhhh... Sorry, Slade.

>>90528698
Slade is a good father

>>90528842
I don't get what the taxi driver did that was so wrong

>>90528842
She is a big girl

>>90530877
I think Tanya just saw him with a gun and assumed he was bad?

>>90529033
>>90529064
>tfw Slade is totally gonna hit that

>>90530942
So how did she miss that someone gunned down his passenger in broad daylight then jumped on the hood of his car and tried shooting him?

>>90529090
ouch

>>90528865
Does every story have a friggin speedster nowadays?

>>90531059
That's just athleticism.

The payoffs aren't worth all this jumping around any more.

>>90528647
>>90528672
Why is this so funny?

>>90529033
>>90529064
baby peeg is cute

>>90529334
the last issue had the big twist so they had to bring us down a little before the next one, I think

Thanks for the storytime.

I hope they fuck in the next issue

>>90532044
Peej is a good girl, raising money for them programs.

>>90529033
>All this biological technobabble
I have no idea if there is any fact behind any of it

>>90532504
once she mentions harry potter it can all be discarded

I'm so glad based Tanya is back in the DC Universe. I was afraid Rebirth would wipe her out.

>>90532631
I hope someone saves Bunker too.

>>90532631
Priest had to show Marvel how you write a black girl genius without being obnoxious.

>>90532504
Priest kept the "uses 90% more of his brain than a normal person" stuff so probably not hard science.

>DC's one black girl genius are worth two of Marlel's

>>90532860
really? I thought he said that was dumb

>>90532687
Amazing how he did that so much better than the junk Marvel is shoving. I liked Tanya alot here.

>>90533426
DC has more than one, Natasha Irons too. I feel like she was ok in Superwoman but I've mostly been skimming it rather than actually reading since it's not great.

>>90532687
>>90533581
>>90533426
>>90533653
Tanya and Natasha (who has been there since before Marvel started the SJW trend) are good because they demonstrate why they're smart instead of having every character and writer tell you she's smart, and they're not obnoxious.

Hell Marvel had Lila Rhodes, she was alright but they didn't push her to the forefront and made her take Tony's place because Bendis has to push HIS pet character.

>>90534437
>Bendis has to push HIS pet character.
Needs dem royalties.

>>90529011
It's like pottery it rhymes.

I like it

>>90528718
>"Can't hurt."
>he doesn't know that if he tries to marry her, Slade will buttfuck him

>I came here to kick ass and fuck my son's fiancee

>>90528989
This is my favorite Prieststroke meme.

>>90529033
Is this Priest throwing shade at Moon Girl?

>>90538699
H M O N G
M
O
N
G

Deathbump

>>90528564

Slade is such a scummy piece of shit, i love it

>>90528927
As if a contract has ever meant anything to slade. He once canceled a contract in blüdhaven just because nightwing payed him a buck fifty more.

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>>90545344
That was just a front, the real reason was cause if he killed Dick, he couldn't fuck him

>>90545344
Which is pretty out of character for him. Wolfmans entire run was about respect and honoring the contract. Being able to buy out Deathstroke is bad for business.

>>90528672
Damn, Slade is a cold motherfucker.

>>90528718
Holy fucking shit him sticking his head of of the dog house cracked me up.

>>90532687
This.

Having never read anything with this Peej before this issue Priest did a great fucking job at showing she's obviously incredibly intelligent, but he did it without making her irritating or obnoxious as all hell like Marvel's recent string of young geniuses.

Anyone got any recs for this Powergirl?

>>90549697
I think she's basically only been in Teen Titans so it's not worth it.

I can't remember what book her debut was in though. Maybe World's Finest?

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>>90549832
She debuted in the last few issues of World's Finest and then joined the Teen Titans.

>>90546081

Did he seriously get dressed in front of him?
>>90546621

Maybe cause it was Dick? I dunno the relationship between the two confuses me

>>90549832
Well if she's usually anything like what she was in this issue then it seems DC are wasting her.

Anyone know how many issues of Deathstroke she's going to be it?

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>>90551576
She appears on the covers up to and including #17. The crossover starts at #18, so she will be around until then.

>>90552143
I wonder if Slade's gonna hit that. How old is she? Not that he'd care

>>90552143
>She wants Slade inside her.

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>>90552143

Moongirl and devil dino?

>>90552235
I think she's like 17. She was a Teen Titan.

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>>90552274
>>90552235
Technically a teen I think

>>90528672

Damn this making me feel things about my ex who cheated

>>90529090
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>90528647
What does any of that mean?

>>90529011
I wonder if he just bullshitted the meaning to get her to hurry and buy it.

>>90553504
I want to think so.

>>90529090
As man and he already has one eye. Gotta take a guy's sight as well, universe?

>>90528672
holy fuck
holyfuck
HOLYFUCK

>>90528672
Jesus Christ, Slade. There are less sick ways to prove you're still the big dog of the family...