>Poppyfags will defend this

wonder what took so long for this thread to pop up

>>90526553
But Morbi, wouldn't it be more satisfying to save Zelda to reward yourself for updating your comic?

>>90526561
Rule 1: never trust Morbi.
Rule 2: Morbi is a hack.
Rule 3: there is no rule 3.

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apology for poor english

when were you when popyp becomes prequel?

i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring

‘ppopy is prequel’

'no'

>make thread
>gets deleted
guess we know where the patreon money's going, huh?

>>90526561
>water goes out
>'welp cant update my comic'

>you know, I don't really *feel* like it.

>>90526553
Seeing how many excuses he can come up with to not update is becoming more interesting than the comic itself.

>>90527708
>ugh, i mean, i will get around to it but like *later*

in his defense I just got fired over this game

>>90527994
>I just got fired over this game
I think that only means you didn't give a shit about your job

>>90526553
What's annoying is he even made this snarky comic like we're in the wrong for expecting him to have a work ethic.

>>90527994
Did you play it at work or something?

That wouldn't be normal autism. It would be uber autism.

>>90526553
>listen kid the big boys are playing videogames. Go beg to someone else for a free comic.
How irritating.

>>90528041
I stayed up all weekend playing it basically, came into work monday, was fine, went to bed monday night, woke up twenty hours later tuesday evening

>>90528078

How much of his Switch and copy of Zelda were purchased with patreon bucks? Poppy is his primary source of income.

>>90528515
Every week of hiatus and every impromptu break I check his patreon wage
it just won't go down anon
it just won't go down

>>90528543
he always has great reasons for taking breaks
>I'm just not feeling the creative juices right now, gonna draw a bunch of porn
>moving across the country, gonna draw porn meanwhile
>too busy playing Zelda, better draw porn of fish waifu
come on morbi draw me fish waifu porn
or Gerudo
come on give me something

Meanwhile, Abby and the girl drawing SSSS update four times a week with real quality art.
Morbi is a hack, but furries will eat up everything.

>>90528543

I just canceled. Kinda sick of it, honestly. I guess I can't complain now that I'm no longer paying, but I am also not paying.

>>90528543
>>90528851
Doesn't he only get Patreon money when he posts a comic? So him going on hiatus isnt costing anyone anything and its not gaining him money either?

>>90529245
Yup. About $300 a page. If he releases less, he gets less.

Though patrons can set a max amount for the month, so if people have theirs low, they're probably paying the same money for less comics.

>>90529245
>>90529365
he probably has enough saved up he can afford to be this lazy

>>90529477
You really dont know how much things cost do you?

At least he still updates occasionally

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>>90529797

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>>90527414
>>90529819

well the game has damn sexy birds

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>>90526553

>>90529502
How so?

>tfw Morbi senpai will never come back to us

Just stop replying to obvious bait you fuck god dammit

>>90526553
Hey his Patreon is set up that he only gets paid when he makes posts,
So if he's willing to take the financial hit then ballsy move but his move.

>>90529819
>Denny's and Applebee's
>Where the racist come to eat in peace.

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Let's remember the good old days, back when Morbi actually did commissions.

zeldafags are the worst. nothing new

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>>90526553

>MFW you don't care because you only care about this comic when BEST BOY shows up
>MFW Morbi's irregular updates don't bother me

>>90526553
>defend this

Defend what?

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>>90528449
First of all your job didn't call to see if you weren't dead? And second damn nigga have you heard of an alarm clock?

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In fairness, I'll be like that in a month

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>>90526553
Might as well do something with this
I hope this is supposed to be a cloud

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>>90526553

>>90532296

Nice.

>>90528078
>"free"
Most webcomics are just as free as DC and Marvel's comics, they're just more upfront about it because they're not a company and that approach is beneficial to them.

>>90529477
No, he's just a born procrastinator and self destructive.

>Morbi likes breath of Shit

>>90530255
If he updates twice a week, that's eight times a month for a total of $2400, which makes a total of $28,000 per year, before taxes, and not considering anyone that has a 'max' set for donations.

I work a shitty 40 hour a week help desk job, am considered lower middle class in my city, and I make $35,000 per year b/t.

There's certainly a lot of other factors ( loans, healthcare, etc ) that make our situations not very comparable, but he's definitely not livin' large.

>>90526553
>implying that Poppyfags don't prefer superior games like DoReMiFa Beat

>>90532642

What's wrong with it?

>>90533945
It's new.

Alright, I've been doing some math, just to see how south Morbi's updaye schedule has gone, and by checking Poppy's archive, which thankfully omits the SORRY NO UPDATE strips, I found this:

>Start point: Poppy 5, page 24 - 04/10/2015
>Finnish point: Poppy 7, page 14 - 03/03/2017
>99 weeks between each
>100 strips between each

Surprisingly enough, the comic still manages to reach a weekly update average, but on the other hand, this also means that roughly for every update there's a hiatus.

(I took that starting point to avoid any confusion with Poppy 3)

Now, let's move it even further back:

>Poppy 4, page 1 - 03/19/2014
>154 weeks from the current page (Poppy 3 is counted as it was made during Poppy 5, because Morbi is weird like that)
>200 strips between each date

Alright, now we have 1.3 strips per week, meaning that yes, Morbi has become sloppier with his update schedule, but not as much as we'd had imagined, BUT let's make it even more interesting, by taking both starting pages as their own sample:

>Start point: Poppy 4, page 1 - 03/19/2014
>End point: Poppy 5, page 24 - 04/10/2015
>55 weeks between each
>111 pages

Almost exactly 2 updates per week for a whole year! Basically the ideal update schedule, making the decrease in updates very, very noticeable.

And just for shits and giggles, let's check the first two chapters, bach when everyone was exited about the comic, Morbi above all, as he genuinely seemed like a happy person while talking about it, or at least not as cynical:

>Poppy, Page 1 - 06/11/2013
>Poppy 2, page 30 - 02/07/2014
>34 weeks
>57 strips

1.7 strips per week, a little low compared to the earlier comparison, but miles above the last 2 years.

>>90526553
Yeah, but people do that shit all the time. It is undefendable, dude spent two months not updating and then as soon as he got back into it missed an update, that's bullshit.
>>90526589
Hack isn't the right word, the man can draw and craft an interesting narrative and characters. No, unprofessional is the word, because a professional would put the game away until he's done his work.
>>90527994
That doesn't defend him at al, it just makes you seem retarded.
>>90528543
Give it time, you can only blueball people for so long before they fuck off to someone who won't endlessly tease them.

I wish Morbi was gay so he and I could get married

Man, people sure do take webcomics seriously.

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>>90535788
he's bi, next best thing

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>>90535834
So am I, that's perfect

>>90533945
It's not on a Sony system so /v/ went full djihad against it.

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>>90526553
No I won't.
I made pic related as soon as I saw the update and I was going to post it in the next poppy thread.

>>90528449
You got fired for missing one day of work? Like you're gonna get in shit either way but it sounds like you were on thin ice already.

>>90535788

That's silly, boys can't marry boys.

Anyone who got a preorder for the console instead of me gets put on the list, with no concern given to the logistics involved.

>>90536440
Just wait fir the PC hack to be finished in a year or so. Someone got a Wii U emulator to run the game into the first level. Still a lot of bugs to hammer out though.

>>90536440

The list of what? "People who are better than me." "People who I wish I could perform oral sex on"? The list of "Baka senpais that I wish would notice me."

>>90535482
neat

>Barely making ends meet.
>Buying a console at launch instead of waiting for Black Friday or a sale.

>>90536300
>You got fired for missing one day of work?
If you do unskilled labor in an area with a surplus workforce you boss don't have to put up with shit.

>>90540011
Advertising is a hell of a drug

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>>90532296
Animal head guy posting even when no update.
If only Morbi has such work ethics.

why cant i pinpoint what it is about this comic that makes me like it (borderline obsses)? anyone else the same?

>>90544582
It has furries in it

>>90533945
Not him but
>Horrible weapon durability
>Worst dungeons in the series
>Atrocious voice acting
>Copy pasted bosses everywhere
>Oversized world that's pretty bland
It's an alright open world RPG but it sacrifices a lot of what makes the Zelda series great

>>90545036
The mediocre VA work is mostly due to the union strike going on for English voice actors so they hired non-union people. Funny enough, the bird is actually voiced by a furry.

>>90545132
They could have easily improved the acting and been able to save money by just having the Jap VA do a fake language and having it be the same audio track throughout all regions

>>90545184
too bad they wanted to make zelda more "modern" with real voice acting

>>90526558

>>90517629

>>90545035
i really hope thats not the reason for me

have you ever felt the urge to throw Morbi out of a window

like would you be hesitant to meet him irl for the fear of being overcome by the urge to just grab that little faggot by his ankles and atomize him through the nearest windshield

>>90531007
Is this supposed to be anthro seven samurai?

>>90533204
Never said he was living large lol
Just that he has enough income where he can afford to procrastinate and isn't dependent on your furry patreon dollars....

Furries won't drop him over this, they're suckers.

>>90548703

you mean, the tumblrinas..

>>90548738
Can we have a new website already so we can finally drop this retarded term

>>90548738

Don't let the trannies fool you, this is no tumblr comic, it's Morbi's fetishes comic.

>>90526553
I mean,

I get it.

I'm not going to lie.

I wish I had a Switch. Is Morbi playing it in bed? God damn. That looks comfy.

>>90548257
I've only felt that way about Tyson Hesse. There was a time where I wanted to Giant Swing that bitch straight through a window.

What kind of person lets videogames get in the way of their job.

Isn't that irresponsible and short-sighted?

>>90549341
>what are sick/vacation days
Really though, he only gets money when he puts out a new page and gets nothing when he doesn't.

>>90549402

that's not the point though, people pays him to update the comic.. what's the point of throwing money at him if he's gonna update just when he feels like it?

>>90549467
Welcome to the world of webcomics. Even with his shitty schedule changes all the time he's still better than quite a few others. Are you really surprised when Kaz still gets money and shit for not updating prequel for over a year now?

>>90549467
No, they're paying per page. Are you stupid?

>>90549614

that's not what i'm talking about, you mongoloid.

I'm saying there's no incentive on supporting the comic if the author is not gonna bother updating it.

>>90526553
>just come back on friday
haha no

>After taking his 3rd shower of the day, Morbi decides to go out
>Morbi gets off his footstool and wanders outside, trying to make sure nobody steps on him
>Walking around on the streets of Seattle, he walks into a coffee store to get a drink
>The line is long and he has to wait 30 minutes
>When his turn comes up he's told to go away and come back on Friday

>>90549672
But there's incentive to update the comic, since they're paid per page.

You're pretty stupid.

As a poorfag, I ain't paying.

Thus, I ain't complaining.

>>90549981

>since the comic is paid per page is ok if it never updates

Poppyfags are really fucking dumb, no wonder Morbi gets away with pulling this crap on you.

>>90549976
>Because of this, Morbi skips another update

>>90550055
if he never updates than he never gets any money

>>90550078
He's probably one of those idiots who believe webcomic artists don't need money.

>>90550078

>Still missing the point

>>90550144

what does that have to do with anything?

>>90550180
What point?
>no update = no money
>update = money
His decision hurts literally no one but himself.

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>Don't worry guys, I'm taking this day to work on building that buffer

>>90550242

There's incentive for morbi to update the comic, but there's no incentive for a reader to support morbi if he's not gonna have any kind of work ethic and update just when he pleases.

People throw money at him because they want to see more of the comic, why would they if Morbi's not gonna bother updating on time?

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>tfw too smart for webcomics

What's up with americans and Nintendo?

>>90549011
Why? He's still makin' shit.

>>90550368
Sssh.
You're talking to morons, anon.

>>90526553
woah jimmy

It's pretty funny to see everyone who is not paying him complain about not updating.

>>90550364
Honestly that's what's annoying me the worst. He took time off to build a buffer but didn't actually do anything about it. Jesus if he had drawn even one page in advance we could have had the regular update and he his stupid zelda game, everybody's happy but no.

>>90548884
Morbi apologists are pitiful creatures.

>>90550068
Heh.

>>90550991
blinded by nostalgia and nintendo gimmicks.

>>90552346
That's a really weird angle to take on someone just because they want to play Zelda in bed.

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>Paying for something that's free on the internet
>Complaining that an artist's free content skips an update because you decided to pay for it anyways
Why are so many of you faggots so bad with your money?

>>90548448

Yes.

>playing videogames
>playing shitty open world videogames

no wonder Morbi's comic is so pitifully mediocre.

>>90552433
So do I, do many others too, but you don't see more posts like that one.

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>>90552499

>>90552504
Oh anon, you know you can't stop me from being a faggot on the internet so why bother trying.

>>90552544
this is barely even post

>>90551937
In what way?
Like for real, what's funny about it?

>>90540011
>Participating in Black Friday
Must suck being poor.

>>90552849
I dunno, it's fun to see a bunch of whiners who don't put any real investment in the comic complain as though they're like the highest stockholders in the Furry Comic LLC.

>>90549402
>People unironically use sick/vacation days to play video games.
Degenerates.

>>90553144
You can't just stockpile them infinitely. You have to use them after a certain point and the place you work for will actually make you use them otherwise they could get in legal trouble. Also, Japan has a law/regulation that makes it so new game can't be released on certain days because so many people will take the day off.

>>90553217
Interesting. It's different where I live, so that's strange. Still, what kind of degenerate uses one of those days to play video games?

>>90553112
So what you're actually saying is it's not funny, but you want an excuse to bitch about people bitching about a free product.

>>90553319
Actually, quite a few people

>>90553373
No, it's still pretty funny.

I mean, if you aren't going to 4chan to complain, you're going there to laugh at other people complaining.

>>90548884
>I wish I had a switch
No you don't.
You want to wait for Switch SP/Lite/U.

>>90552433
You can still play zelda in bed with a Wii U. The gamepad works basically the same way.

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>>90549976
>>90550068

>>90553888
my wii u never allowed me to take the gamepad to my toilet and keep playing

>>90554360
Perfect.

>Buying the first wave of a console
Morbi pls

Also what happened to the buffer? Buffers are meant to happen so you can update AND play vidya.

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>>90532296
>>90554360

>>90527414
still a few years until that happens though

>>90554360

Oh God, this golden

>>90554360
Why is he muscular?

>>90528610
>and the girl drawing SSSS
she used to update 6 a week during aRTD, and 5 a week with SSSS
and now that she's started trying to gamedev I'm scared we'll get 3, 2, maybe even just once a week

>>90555538

Being a webcomic artist is an active lifestyle

>>90528610
Who's abby?

>>90555598
Being a Seattle hobbit is an active lifestyle*

>>90554360
This is gold

>>90526553
>morbi is literally too busy BING BING WAHOOing to make a comic

pathetic

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