Star vs T H I C C

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>>90522158
Sadly, Jackie can't anymore.

>>90522158
>low cut shirt
FUCK
U
C
K

jackie is a cuck lol

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B E S T G I R L

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>>90522182
>implying star cuckerfly ever had a chance
(((You)))

>>90522158


By not being 300lbs

What if Star gave up and raped Marco?
What if instead, she raped Jackie, thinking that by doing so then whatever attracts Marco to Jackie will rub off on her and make Marco attracted to her instead?

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We interrupt your scheduled shipping wars and cuckposting for this special broadcast! SpongeBob jokes: ALWAYS RELEVANT!

>>90522516
yeah that perfect hourglass is disgusting. I mean come on. She even has an ass and tits. These guys are fucking GAY

I really want Star to suffer from some kind of misunderstanding that makes her think Marco hates her.

I mean, it has to happen, right?

>>90522642
I mean...it doesn't HAVE to happen.

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>>90522550
>Star eat out Jackie, thinking it'll make Jackie gay so she won't be after Marco anymore

>>90522588

She consumes a whole tray of nachos, followed by a whole tray of hot dogs, followed by a whole tray of pizza nuggets in the space of 10 minutes. She'll be a fucking dependapotamus by the time she's 18.

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>>90522158
By being legitimately cute and having an endearing and sweet personality

Are we going to get an emo opening or ending theme?

>>90522261
C H I L D
B E A R I N G
H I P S

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I like MonStar because it tickles my MG fetish and she has the perfect balance of Monster traits and Humanoid traits

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Remember when things were simpler? Before all the 8D Chutes and Ladders? Those times were nice.

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>>90522158
Maybe her mother can give her some tips.

>>90522648
But it can be like, Marco telling Star that they can't be friends anymore and then she portals away heart broken and he goes on to say that they can't be friends because he's in love with her and then he notices that she left.

It's perfect, right?

They can open the season with that and not correct the misunderstanding until the finale.

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>>90522703
Monstar is pretty cute

>>90522716
>Star ends up learning pole dancing from her mother
>Decides to try it out one day, not knowing that Marco is watching
>Finally finishes, and notices Marco staring and drooling
>Practically dies of embarrassment

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>>90522709

Does /co/ even like this show or is it just because of muh cuck meme?

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so edgy...

>>90522774
i like it

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>>90522776

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>>90522771

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>>90522702

STOP EATING YOU FAT FUCKING WHALE

>>90522774
It's legit my favorite TV show of all time.

>>90522726
...that would be hilarious and sad at the same time. Might be best to have it at the mid-season point, but other then that, yeah, that would be great.

>"Star...we...we can't be friends anymore."
>Star, heartbroken, tears in her eyes, simply nods at him, chokes out "I understand".
>She teleports away, as tears start streaming down her face
>Marco, who is facing away and doesn't notice this, continues:
>"Because I want to be...more then friends. Star, the truth is...I love you-"
>Marco finally turns around
>Star's not there
>Brief confusion turns to horror
>"WAIT, STAR, COME BACK! Damn it, Diaz, you really screwed it up this time!"

You know, that would actually be kind of interesting to see, now that I think about it. Especially since Toffee could take advantage of it.

>>90522716
what even are go-go boots? I just realized I have o mental image associated with the name even though I hear it all the time

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>>90522794

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>>90522742
kinda reminds me of this

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>>90522776
>>90522794
>>90522826
Now I know this nigga is just projecting his shipping autism/hatred or something

>>90522818
Check it out on google, but I just realized Star was wearing them in Face the Music. Any implications/theories on this, or is it an actual good fashion choice for girls?

>>90522826

Evil Sabrina does things to me

>>90522813
Growing girls need their nutrition.

>>90522774
I really like it, actually. It's a fun show, and I actually care about the characters.

>>90522850
>jackie is the only one not colored

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>>90522158
Would rather massage and mandhandle Star's cute petite shoulders desu

>>90522818
the only mental image i have of them is Mettaton from UT

>>90522864

She's growing out, not up.

>>90522896
Mettaton is legitimately great in all his forms, but I have a special place in my heart for his intro scene.

>>90522874
he only added color to page 3 because we were begging him to do it during the stream

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>>90522841
Hey that's pretty cute

>>90522850
he's doing it because Jarcofags are getting riled up about it.

>>90522665
Well, she's eating for 2.

>>90522896
>>90522921
God why are you all so GAY

I'm almost buying into this whole numale thing that /pol/ has been pushing, and that hurts me. It really does. Why can't you just be normal?

>>90522976
Isn't Marco the "safe kid" or did it finally drive him to make that mistake?

>>90522976

More like eating for 4

Okay I get it.

The plan is to have a star vs thread always be the fastest growing on the board, and always introduce the next one before they get archived, and keep this up at the exact same pace until season three.

I support this. I believe in this. These threads are the best this place gets.

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>>90522826

> BRITTNEY DID NUTHING FUCKING WONG

>>90522826
>>90522794
>>90522776
W E W
Gonna need some more of this strange, wonderful new edge AU

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>>90522953
>>90522742
>>90522703
jESUS fUCKING cHRIST mY hEART

>>90522976
All the food she's eating, she'd have to have quintuplets.

>>90523000
Well anon, you see, after the concert in Just Friends, Marco gently walked her home.

>>90523045
Yeah, but still, "safe kid" implies he's got a condom in that wallet.

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>>90523044

Will Star vs ever get noticed by "nerd" news sites and get episode by episode reviews like a certain other show?

>>90522873
But no one ever posts about things people actually like here.

ie Hellboy.

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'There are no bugs on Mewni.'

>>90523065
Oh, well yeah, of course. I just wanted to make a "gently walked her home" joke.

>>90522660

Psycho lesbian rape attempting to dominate and corrupt in order to NTR another party is my fetish. Little lacking on good materiels though.

>>90523076
Maybe after the series end and people realize it was "underappreciated" or whatever

Too many people saw the first episode and figured "yep, I know what this is all about" and that was that for a while. It's getting way more popular all of a sudden but no one's going to just start reviewing Season 3 out of nowhere on a big-name site.

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cute

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>>90523044
I have more if you'd like them

You guys are forgetting how much kids and teenagers can eat.

Until she hits her 20s, that food is only going to make her shape-lier.

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>>90522550
>What if Star gave up and raped Marco?
With all the frustration she's built up, he'd probably die of dehydration and blunt trauma to the pelvis

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>>90523044

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>>90523090

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>>90523045
>All the food she's eating, she'd have to have quintuplets.

Jackie Lynn before Marco leaves to find Star at season 3

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>>90522794

> I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS FIERCER THAN YOU!

> YOU SHOULD'VE PAID THE FINE

>mfw only those of us old enough to have played oblivion will get that reference

kudos to the artist, my sides have achieved orbit

>>90522709
>tfw while everyone is playing 1.5D hungry hungry hippoes, Daron Nefcy is playing 6000D Chardee MacDennis

>>90523076
>>90523107
It doesn't get reviews by nerd sites and "progressive" news outlets because it's not "socially" important.

Look how the only news about this show is the gay kiss scene.

>>90523157
Sooo... she's diddling some other chick? Is that what you're saying?

>>90523107
really?
it was fairly popular when it first came out, getting renewed for a new season based on the deluge of artwork from it

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>>90523153
>oblivion came out 11 years ago

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>>90523131
>>90523117
>>90522953
So I'm guessing in this universe, River is some kind of charmingly psychopathic scheming Vandal Savage type.

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>>90523130

>>90523090
How do you gently walk someone home?

>>90522776
>>90522794
>>90522826
Damn, I can feel the starcuck salt from here.

>>90523153

Those are from Skyrim

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>>90523176

>>90523138
I wouldn't worry about it. Marco's too much of a dork to ever even consider having sex with Jackie period right now. He can barely talk to her.

>>90523149
I thought that was Jabba the Hutt at first.

>>90523181
Simple, you hold their hand, walk them home, and then leave. Maybe give them a kiss or two before you go, depending on your relationship.

Requesting young Moon poledancing and winning go-go boots.

>>90523172

yeah, which means much of the kawa doodies kiddies posting nowadays very likely haven't played it.

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>>90523174
I don't even know if he exists

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>>90523201
That's what you think.

>>90523199

guards also said that in Oblivion

>>90523214
He's around, there's an image of a younger River talking to Toffee and Moon in the background while MonStar glares.

>>90523201
>I thought that was Jabba the Hutt at first.

http://terminallance.com/2013/11/29/terminal-lance-revenge-of-the-dependapotamus-1/

>>90523168
It got a lot of fanart in anticipation for the premiere.

Then when it aired and it just seemed like an okay kids' comedy ft. Pony Head, The Worst Character Ever (apparently), half the potential audience went "fuck this" and wrote it off. Disney XD's schedule of airing like an episode a month didn't help.

Popular enough to get renewed, not popular enough then to gain a substantial fanbase. That's been turning around more and more with every finale though (1, and 2a and 2b).

>>90523207
i think those that really liked skyrim probably checked out oblivion

morrowind is probably too dated for modern gamers

>>90523185

fun fact: Jarcofags started the ship war

>>90523225
Man, he looks physically ill, here.

>>90523249
...well that's a thing.

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>>90523247
Damm, I've never seen that one before. Thanks for the knowledge

>>90523274
Says the Starcuck.

>>90523276
You'd be sick too if your girl told you that while you're member is riled up.

>>90523207

I have a feeling you're much younger than you think you are.

does anyone have that picture relating the blood moon and such to some sort of Italian religion or some shit like that

>>90523253
First episode filtered out plebs, now their jumping the bandwagon.

>>90523292

says (you)

>>90523309
>they're

>>90523320
T-Thanks.

>>90523280
No problem anon. I'm sure it's around...somewhere. It's been posted here before, I think.

>>90523290
In that situation, it's just not worth it. You think to yourself "I'll bang her some other time, this just won't end well for me."

>>90522776
I just noticed Janna's tramp stamp

also is heckapoo meant to have a nasty scar or is her hair just leaking coffee?

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I don't swallow this bullshit about Toffee and Moon being a couple, but monster Star is top notch desing.

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>>90523294

Here you go

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>>90523329
DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.

>>90523337
Nah, you suffer in throbbing pain.

>>90522776
it's still not quite the level of deforestation an' mayo asami

>>90523346
According to the third image, Jackie took her eye.

>>90523355
Double dubs confirm, monster Star is a best.

>>90522660
can i get the non rave version of that? could have sworn i seen it.

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>>90522158
You know what else is T H I C C?

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>>90523383
sure, i have both

>>90523392
GOD DAMN IT, EVERY TIME.

>>90523392
jesus christ how horryfying

>>90523225
Has there been a kid's cartoon episode about PMS yet?

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>>90523355
I agree, Monstar is cute but moon x toffee isn't

>>90523319

Yeah. Says me. Oblivion isn't an old game. You aren't hot shit because you played it. It's not even a good game.

>>90523429
Well, I do believe there was that feminist coloring book...

>>90523392
U N F
N
F

>>90522776
I'm upset by how corrupt everyone is
I'm more upset by my erection

Was Star a lizard girl for Halloween?

Isn't that like dressing up like an Indian?

>>90523449
Does Katie Ka-Boom count?

>>90522985
then we'd be dead because organic life is abnormal in the universe

>>90523225
Was this pic from before Marco got used to the fish smell?

>>90523019
She's a discount Asian Pacifica.

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>>90522776

>provider of corn
>sweeter than cinnamon
>provider of nachos

every single time, brb I gotta go look for my sides

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>>90523475
She dressed up as Ludo with Toffee's tail

>>90523475
She was Ludo.

>>90523488
Ludo's a better Pacifica than Brittany is.

>>90523499
I never even noticed the tail. Wow.

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Chromosomefarm draws lewd guys. I think I like Oskar now.

>>90523499
Inadvertently predicting Toffee wearing Ludo's skin

>>90523499
Which is also weird, really.

>>90523513
Unf

>>90523522
Deepest fucking lore.

So, other than the Monstar AU, what other AUs are there?

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>>90523528
>Star not wearing the clothes of her enemy after she slays them

It's like you don't know Nefcy.

>>90523522
W-what?! NEFCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

>>90523181
it's simple

lift them up
wrap their legs around your waist and arms around your neck
ponos in vagoo
walk home without dropping them or going too fast

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>>90523532
Marco version was also cute.

>>90523548
There's the Ludo vs. The Forces of Evil one, which seems more and more like that Blazing Dragons cartoon the more I think about it.

>>90522794
ITT: you will never french kiss Janna after she give Marco a blowjob. Why life?

>>90523522
Revelations predicted it to

>Then I saw a second beast, coming out of the earth. It had two horns like a lamb, but it spoke like a dragon.
>It exercised all the authority of the first beast on its behalf, and made the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose fatal wound had been healed.

>>90523429
I think Pepper Ann actually had one

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>>90522776
>>90522794
>>90522826

Now that's some delightful edge

>>90523113
holy shit that ass is fat

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>>90523622
Or like how Star is Helel

>In the story of Helel, she was created by her father to be a living star but also a reflection of her father. He, Haya, also bestows upon her power to freely walk up and down in the fire in his throne room which would destroy anything that wasn't Haya or the four beasts at his feet. But then Helel becomes corrupted by an evil entity and begins using his power for evil and ends up spreading this evil within Haya's kingdom, corrupting one third of the inhabitants before she's thrown out and falls to earth.

>In episode one, Star is given the wand which gives her power which she uses to set the kingdom on fire and is put out by her mother and monarch to earth so she can learn to control and use the wand properly.

somehow I only just registered that Ludo has a beak with teeth

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>>90523656
She does have a demon au

>>90523674
I think Kappas have those as well, so that might be why.

>>90523699
thanks, it's been an hour since someone tried to remind us that Ludo's family are kappas

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>>90523656

>Star is Halal

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>>90522158
Is there such a thing as too thicc?

seeing serial star vs. threads makes me want to actually pay attention to the show for something besides porn.

>>90523725
oh, so there's a talented Lobdell

>>90523715
Sorry? I was just commenting on it? Besides, his family isn't entirely made kappas, his mother, one of his siblings, and Dennis are clearly winged creatures.

>>90523715
His father's side are kappa, his mother's side are tengu.

>>90523199

Pretty sure they go back to Morrowind. Although there were much better ones like Orcs "I'll make weapons out of your bones" and the classic "Outlander!" "You N'wa!"

None of you faggots know the pleasure of dieing to a ridge racer you can't see or fight, and having no access to fast travel. Or accidentally killing a main quest npc.

>>90523726
Gets funny anon you should

>Glossaryck has similarities to Shiva the Destroyer

>Shiva is "the transformer" within Hinduism. Shiva is the Supreme being who creates, protects and transforms the universe.

>The universe fabricated me one Glossaryck to take all all formless, odorless, colorless, flavorless abstraction of magic, and present it to you like this.

>At the highest level, Shiva is regarded as formless, limitless, transcendent and unchanging absolute Brahman

>The main iconographical attributes of Shiva are the third eye on his forehead, the serpent around his neck, the adorning crescent moon

Serves Toffee, and Moon

>>90523762
No, I've kissed a girl

>>90523725
I mean...if you're smashing a house, then you've clearly crossed the line at some point.

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>>90523784
>I've kissed a girl
Ew, what a fag

>>90523762
> and having no access to fast travel.

Great. I have shit to do besides press W

> Or accidentally killing a main quest npc.

I played Deus Ex on release, bitch.

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>>90523776

>Star's VA's first name is Eden

>Marco's VA's first name is Adam

>Jackie is Eve. Eve seduces Adam which leads to him leaving Eden.


In the episode Baby Star gave it one last shot to try and move the apple and she looked nervous, but also determined to move it, and the spell she used came out both pink and green, and it was one of her most powerful spells. She harnessed good and bad to make something great.

>It was literally fruit of the tree of the knowledge of Good AND Evil.

>>90523784
lesbian go and stay go

>>90523725
I like the stink lines coming off her pussy

>>90523776
Toffee was the thing I've enjoyed most from what I've seen.

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>>90523726
Well, the porn's pretty good too.

>>90522158
That girl is dressed like a total slut. id the creators simply forget how old they are supposed to be?

>>90523776
>>90523801
Yes, we get it, you read Wikipedia

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We need more cutefection, stat

>>90523717
Get back to where she once belonged?

>>90523836

it's a shoop you faggot

>>90523725
We said 'mermaid' not 'milkmaid'

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>>90523843

>>90523799
Yahtzee?

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>>90523815
Toffee is easily the best thing about the first season but then the second season leaps up the quality

Toffee is still the best though

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>>90523843

>>90523820
give me some porn nigga

>>90523869


oh fuck you found me. Go play hatfall.

>>90523784

>Kissed girls
>Didn't become the nerevraine
>Never killed a God on nothing but potions and exploits

Faggot

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>>90523843

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>>90522776
>>90522794
>>90522826
this fandom is straying further and further from god

>>90523891
If this was true I would fucking die laughing.

>>90523905

Marco is Shinji?

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>>90523843

>>90523908

the escapist has gone to shit. Almost as shit as glastonbury

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>>90523906
This isn't even our final form

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Reposting for that anon who wanted it last thread: http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=vd9BZ51NvZo&video_start=0&audio=pLhsPgPBYII&audio_start=54

>>90522841
>in a story where there's a human and a monster, it is the human who turned out to be the monster all along
Deep

>>90523958

That's a cliche at this point

>>90523917
No, because Marco will probably get into the fucking robot if he had the chance.

>>90523460
Finally, we get to the point where /co/ finds trans Marco hot

And we are what, one week into the hiatus? Can't imagine the depravity in the week of S3 premiere

>>90523947
oh shit

it's nearly perfect

>>90522841

ohgod, the lesbian monster girl is BEYOND cute, and the tall, sleekly elegant science milf who lusts after her is just as bad

>>90523806
I think its just smoke in the background but if you use a little imagination then yeah it could be that too.

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/co/ doesn't post enough Jackie in this threads

>>90523937
Yahtzee must have had one hell of a contract negotiation after Movieblob and the Jimquisitor left. He makes 100℅ of the YouTube content now and could afford to move to a real country with proper internet and food.

>>90523947
>looks like digimon
koji wada butterfly intensifies

>>90523947
>Star jumping just as it gets to "she's the best"
Very cute!

also that image severely overestimates the importance of Ferguson and Alonzo, must be S1 fanart

>>90522776
Why has Marco got lipstick?

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>>90524026
We only get 251 images in a thread anon, they have to be used wisely.

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>>90522826

>Dark Gymnastics Club

Dat Princess 69 reference, the oldfags have been pleased

>>90523860
Well, I don't watch the show (or post in these threads normally) so I didn't know.

>>90524031

Defy Media fucked everyone. He basically got to rob them blind because he's the only reason anybody goes to that website anymore.

>>90523886
HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

>>90523886
so cute

>>90523167
She's watching her husband get diddled by some other chick.
Or she's wearing a mask while diddling her husband but it's the other girl that's wearing a Nefcy mask and being forced to watch.

It's unclear how many steps ahead of us she is at this point.

>>90524026
There's not that much art of her to begin with. Up until Bon Bon the Birthday Clown, she was just "That girl Marco had a crush on". Even now, most of what Jackie has is cuck art. Ironically, Jackie gets the same treatment from the fandom that she gets from the show: she's a character that only exists for the sake of being in a relationship with Marco, which in turn is only to show that he's not in a relationship with Star.

>>90524050
Princess Marco?
>>90524081
This is truth.

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>>90524096
>>90524104
This guy/girl does some really great/cute art

>>90523947


4 girls, 4 boys

CALL YOUR COUPLES NOW, FOLKS!

1) Marco - Star Dude, gotta happen.
2) Tom - Starfan13 Hey, she's the second best Star there is!
3) Ferguson - Alphonso Come on, we ALL KNOW they're gay. Don't even act surprised.
4) Jackie - Janna - Hells yes, best girl and the witchy filipina, who didn't think this is the best pairing ever?

Don't like these pairings?

MAKE YOUR OWN!

(Yes, I'm skipping Ponyhead. She's doomed to die young and alone, probably choking on vomit.)

>>90523085
I like you, tg guy.

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>>90522776
>>90522794
>>90522826
WHAT THE FUCK IT'S GOING ON?

>>90524130
You have good taste

>>90524124
At some point she's gonna include her husband's fetishes and that's when things are gonna go wild.

>>90523947
>>90524132
Alright, I'll bite.

1) Marco-Star: Yeah, it's cliche, but I like them. They're cute together.

2) Jackie-Tom: The two balance each other out, and it shows that Tom has moved past his crush on Star. Plus, it fits to have the exs of the main couple get together

3) Ferguson-Alphonso: Yeah, I have to agree on this one.

4) Janna-Starfan13: It fits way too well to have the crazy stalkers of the main twosome get together. They can share tips and tricks on how to spy on and steal from Marco and Star.

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>>90524166
Hey thanks, internet person

>>90522577
>I'm in the screencap
Good old /sveg/

>>90524190
Nah, thank *you*. I don't think I've enjoyed cutesy shipping this much since Helga and Arnold.

>>90524132
Jackie-Marco, clearly
Ferguson-Alonzo is now so obvious it's hard to believe people think they weren't canon
Tom-Starfan13-Janna, after a particularly successful tri-fusion
Star and Lilacia continue to adventure together as best friends, growing old and die together like a couple of old buddies.

STAR BUTTERFLY
IS
IN LOVE
WITH HER
BEST FRIEND

andhisnameismarcodiaz

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>>90523214
>even MonStar gets kek'd by Jackie

It is a universal constant of the multiverse

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>>90524177
How meta is Nefcy going to get?

>>90524219
Hmm? She's in love with Princess Pony Head?

Scandalous!

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>>90524220
ye

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>>90524215
They ARE pretty adorable

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>>90522807

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>>90524035
You made me do this (okay no you didn't):

http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=vd9BZ51NvZo&video_start=0&audio=NN_NbD5tso0&audio_start=17

Timing matches better in this one, but

http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=vd9BZ51NvZo&video_start=0&audio=NN_NbD5tso0&audio_start=55

real meat of the song's here.

Intro isn't really long enough to make it fit perfectly.

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>>90522726
So basically this

>>90524237
>that image
That doesn't sound real at all. In fact, the more I read it, the more fake it sounds.

>>90524220
Demon Star is best

>>90524220
There's one universe out there in which Marco and Jackie weren't together.

Marco ended up with Janna instead.

>>90524219
I still play that moment out like the end of Jojo pt.4

>Star confesses her feelings
>Goes into explicit detail
>ARE YOU COMING AFTER ME JACKIE? I MADE THIS SPELL BECAUSE I COULDN'T BEAR TO LOSE MARCO TO YOU
>THIS IS THE LIMIT, I'M CASTING THE SPELL

Yes I'm autistic but it makes me chuckle

>>90524220
i want to pet cat star

>>90524275
>like the end of Jojo pt.4

what? ive seen and read part 4 and i dont get what youre talking about

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Here's the guide that just came out for those that want it

https://mega.nz/#!f4EyFbQD!_ZOHSfVII4__vd27z7r9cvCfnlTI6twKUHOL47tbjeA

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>>90524278
I find cat star interesting

>>90524275
>>90524296
I too am confused.

The end of pt.4 had the villain be attacked by Hands and destroyed completely, that's it.

>>90524296
maybe he is talkin' Yukako?

oh wait, it is when Kira gets his head squished

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>>90524268
>Marco and Janna ever getting together
>In any universe

>>90524305
Is this a different scan than the ones scanned before?

>>90523947
Not that anon but I adore that, it works very well.

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What a perfect couple of friends

>>90524318
>>90524313
>>90524296
I think he means when [redacted] gets corned and tries to trigger [redacted] but gets [redacted]

>>90524305
cool, but I'm going to buy it anyway

>>90524132
1) marco - star, too obvious
2) tom - jackie, it fits so well in every way
3) ferguson - alfonso - pixie queen, it's practically almost canon
4) starfan13 - all the cats from star's spell, let's be honest here
5) janna - chet the swimmer, SURPRISE, he'd be chill enough for her antics

>>90524326
Yep, friends. For now.

Wait, we did this last thread, didn't we? Are we trapped in another time loop?

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>>90524305
I...don't remember this page

>>90524338
Maybe her butt hurts

>ywn be driving with Jackie and your niggas somewhere

>Not enough seats

>resign self to getting squeezed between two fat fucks in their seats

>Jackie says its okay, and sits herself down right on your lap, giving your a knowing look

>It's a bumpy ride

>>90524341
>Those propaganda posters
Jesus.

>>90524329
Yes thank you. I didn't think I was being that vague
https://youtu.be/kbLqJBcsz_s

I want the cuck posting and the cuck fan art to stop

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>>90524296
>>90524313
>>90524318
>>90524329
He means this scene where Kira Bites Za Dusto
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PotBPQBDgWo

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>>90524305
What the fuck are they trying to say about Monster Arm

>>90524356
Wasn't there another episode after this where Jotaro and Joseph left via ship, and Josuke reveals he stole his dad's wallet or something?

>>90524368
The same thing Monster Arm itself said, that Marco will never be truly rid of it, and it'll come back at some point

>>90524365
>I got an erection
WAIT. WAIT THAT'S REAL. I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST FROM THE GAG DUB?!

>>90524351
>girl sits on your lap for a 3 hour ride
>she keeps moving around even though the road is not bumpy
>feel annoyed and tell her to take my seat and i sit on the floor of the van

>>90524369
in the manga the last chapter is "goodbye morioh heart of gold" or something like that and what he was referencing was the end of "crazy diamond is unbreakable"

t.jojo loremaster

>>90524385
isn't "JoJo gag dub" redundant

>>90523548
Does anyone remember that old /sveg/ based AU with versions of Star and Marco named Sol and something else? I think it had St. O's involved

>>90524368
the the monster arm will probably come back and hurt jackie in a act of revenge

>>90524368
i hope marco learns to control it and it becomes his thing

>>90524397
> that tentacle arm will come back and pleasure Jackie in an act of revenge

>>90524385
Duwang simply said Boner.
https://youtu.be/v5OJ81T4f8Q

>>90524368
>>90524377
>Marco is in deep shit

>Monster arm communicates with him from within his mind

>eggs on Marco to give in and release it so that their combined power can save the day

>This time, we play by my rules

>>90524261
>Princess Mimi
yes, please
SVTFOE Digimon partners, go!

>>90524406
>once again star cucks herself with magic

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>>90524305
From this scan, there's not really a Garbage Island.

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Is Eclipsa's monster lover a demon? What exactly constitutes as a monster? Any anthropomorphic animal? Were demons also part of the monster-mewni accord, or were they on good terms for different reasons?

I really wanna smack Star over the head if this stuff was already explained to her growing up but she never fucking paid attention as usual.

>>90524389
>My legs hurt

>I need to pee

>I'm hot

>Her hair keeps getting in my face

>I wish I was back home watching karate videos

>>90524406
>>90524421
But the Monster Arm is separate. If it's pleasuring Jackie as an act of revenge, that means that Marco is getting cucked by his own arm. That's...brutal.

>>90524438
not gonna lie that was exactly what i was thinking except the karate videos

>>90524412
Mad max marco with monster arm banter and nachos travling through dimensions

>>90524385
Nah mang, he loved hands.

>>90524449
>the threads then started shipping Nachos/Monster Arm

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>>90524449
Wrong dimension, sonny.

>>90524389
>tfw my girlfriend would do this with me
My legs fell asleep so many times because of that girl

>>90524446
yeah but monster arm was caused by star so it would it be more starcucking

>>90524413
>SVTFOE Digimon partners
Star's is clearly Sukamon.

>>90524474
But I bet it woke up yer third leg, AMIRITE?

>>90524470
new season when i need to see how this blue morpho shit ends

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>>90523958
she's disregarding scientific study to take sexual advantage of an impressionable young whatsit

>>90524031
I heard he moved to America

>>90524477
Wouldn't that be more "Just as Planned"?

>Marco has to watch Monster Arm fuck Jackie
>She's loving every bit of it
>Ends up deciding that she'd rather fuck Monster Arm then Marco, especially since Monster Arm doesn't plan on sharing
>Marco gets bummed out
>Ends up going to Star to get rid of his Monster Arm again
>Relationship with Jackie is now ruined
>Star can now pick up the pieces

>>90524412
>They appear out his back Dr. oct style
Yis

>>90522826
I need moar!

>>90524484
You bet bud, only problem was my pelvis was being crushed so it was more of a pain boner than anything.

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>>90524512
Here you go.

>>90524510
I do not believe that's where arms usually sprout off of

>>90524474
I hated when that happens and when i try to walk it feels like theres electricity in my feet

>>90524132
Marco-Star
Star-Janna
Marco-Janna
Tom-Starfan

>>90524538

That would be nerve damage. Enjoy your amputations.

>>90524506
im sure marco would be mad at star because one of her spells ruined his relationship completely so i think the only person not getting cucked would be monster arm

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>>90524525

>>90524538
>theres electricity in my feet
But anon

there's always electricity in your feet

>>90524554
>Monster Arm is the only one that doesn't get cucked
...you know, that sounds about right, actually.

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>>90524351
actually happened to me during a school trip in my junior year in high school. We had to be cramped inside a small van and a girl I just met sat on my lap

through sheer willpower and strategic postioning of my dick I was able to avoid getting a full Mount Dong in the land of messy pants or her noticing I got a half-chub

It didn't help that she was leaning on my shoulder, not because there was no room or anything. She was friendly from the beginning of the trip to the end

>>90524538
its more like thousands of tiny needles being stuck in your feet imo.... also makes things worse when you have a boner

I stopped lurking for 2 days because it's midterms, and you motherfuckers make like 10 threads. how? What is there to discuss? What smut have I missed that's been janitored?

>>90524412
We Nardo now?

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>>90524434
>Is Eclipsa's monster lover a demon?
No, the proper demon-folk we've seen have three eyes, not four.
If he was a demon, the fact that she left her husband for him wouldn't be such an incredible scandal that her legacy is still defined by it, over all the other dark magic and evil business she was allegedly involved with.
More obviously, if demons were considered monsters, Star would not have dated Tom.

>What exactly constitutes a monster?
The natives of Mewni that got in the way of the Mewman invasion.
Demons live underground, they weren't ever in conflict.

>>90524546
So wait, you have Marco/Star/Janna as an OT3, or are they somehow separate relationships?

>>90524548
but she wasnt even heavy she was just 24 and 132 lbs
>>90524557
like weird electricity
>>90524573
actually got into a fight because of that

>>90524362
As soon as Star stops being a fucking cuck who keeps running away from her problems.

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>tfw this show is all you're living for at this point
>>90522776
Wew this is awful

>>90524594
you got into a fight because you're leg fell asleep?

>>90524527
S-shut up anon, it's just cooler that way

>>90524595
So next season, basically.

>>90524578
>What is there to discuss?
thematic intersection between Star Vs, the Ars Goetia, and the Bhagavad Gita

this weekend I'm gonna go over a bunch of kabbalah books I have and report my findings. Net week, might do A∴A∴

>>90524590
I think the lore book goes as far as to say the Lucitors (the Demon royal family) and the Butterflies are close allies. Eclipsa marrying a demon would actually be perfectly fine, except for the whole already being married thing.

>>90524591
Ot3

>>90524466
the banter filled adventures would be worth that awful shiiping

>>90524604
because she made my leg fall asleep and also i ma have accidentally her for being a no chested tomboy

>>90524625
Ah, gotcha. Nice.

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>>90524341
You know what is criminal though?

Attempted Murder
Arson
Identity Theft
Regular Theft
Destruction of Public Property
Kidnapping

Damn it, Marco. Them being "individuals" wasn't the reason they were sent there. They were sent there because they were brats and thugs.

>>90524624
Exactly. River's reaction to Eclipsa just being brought up was a shuddering whisper of "Monster love..."
His daughter dating a demon was passable, even if he wanted to be ignorant of his baby girl dating at all. Dating a monster would be an abomination.

>>90524649
it's only identity theft if you actual steal an existing person's identity. Marco just committed identity fraud

>>90524649
To be fair, St. Olga was pretty fucked up as well. It's like sending a punch of teenage thugs to 1984 style re-education facility.

>>90524649

That entire episode was a Castle Wolfenstein reference. It doesn't matter that BJ isn't actually a very good dude, it matters that the nazi prison guards get their shit fucked up.

>>90524649
statist pig

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>>90524624
>I think the lore book goes as far as to say the Lucitors (the Demon royal family) and the Butterflies are close allies.

They are. In fact, their parents were hoping they'd tie the knot because that would have helped relations further. But after he screwed up, Tom is pretty much the only one who still ships himself with Star because his dad doesn't care and Moon doesn't even consider him to be one of his Star's few true friends.

>>90524649
Which is why the whole place goes Venezuela when Heinous is kicked out.
Still, plain delinquents don't deserve a re-education facility.

>>90524659
that's the whole point of military school