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/doag/ - Dumbing of Age - Generally Sleepy Thread

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Good evening, fellow masochistic mongrels.

In yesterday's uninspired offering, we saw Amber just trying her best to be the most specialest of all the snowflakes.

Tonight? Who knows? Maybe Willis will finally kick things out of the neutral drama gear we've been languishing in?
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Was that really necessary?
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don't these threads get pruned now? I haven't seen one in weeks
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>>90518532
They've only naturally lasted for 6 hours or so for the last few days. Willis has been a boring shitlord, that's all.

Nothing has been pruned or deleted.
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>>90518423
>the crippling fear that everyone every-where is judging her for everything she does all the time
>including herself
>implying
Amber's been an unrepentant psychotic bitch the whole time, what's with the woe-is-me act?
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>Willis thinks a basic sense of shame for pointless selfish action is a mental disorder
That makes sense, but I wish it didn't.
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>>90518423
Okay, but honestly, pulling two of those chairs together to make a little cocoon like that looks comfy as fuck.
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>>90519045
The DSM V is the much less funny follow-up joke to the DSM IV
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>>90518423
I'm concerned about how her tall glasses are somehow partially concealed by her helmet hair.
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>>90518423
I honestly can't tell if Amber and Ethan even like each other or just tolerate each other out of familiarity at this point
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>>90521180
Yeah, not too long ago, Amber was throwing tables over Ethan dating/hanging out with Joyce.
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>>90521180
It's okay; I'm not sure Willis knows either.
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>>90518994
If you've ever had to deal with unrepentant psychotic bitches then you'll know that they never stop with the woe-is-me act.

>>90521180
>>90521229
Ethan wants to be friends with Amber and tends to gloss over her issues. Amber demands control over Ethan's life since she can't fuck him.
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So has anything important happened recently? I missed the last two days but last I heard, Ruth was gone, probably for good.
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>>90521549
Ruth just got back, something is gonna happen there


Eventually
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Months since we've "stolen" his last few Slipshines.

They're usually shit but I can get off on his rage.
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>>90521858

This week's is Sal
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>>90521911
Okay, I'm slightly optimistic for that one, if only because Sal shaves/waxes and thus doesn't suffer from Willis' awkward style of drawing pubes.
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>>90521941

Yeah, I mean, there was maybe... one that wasn't all that bad before and there's always the chance he'll drop another almost-average one.

But I don't want to encourage anybody to give Slipshine dosh regardless of its quality. It's not worth the fact that the site as the whole is a hive of at-best-mediocrity and shouldn't be encouraged.
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>>90521858
>>90522054
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nPLf38VDiwnL4qk1aOyB2Tmmd0mg4j7GWqfjE1x-kis/edit

Here's what we currently have, plus some sexy fan art.
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>>90521623

I thought she was just packing her shit to leave. Did something change?
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>>90518423
Is "It's like a cocoon of upholstery" going to be the title of the next book?
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>>90522140
I'm still banking on an upcoming title being "Your Social-Phobic Flanking Position Has Once Again Doomed Us All."
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>>90518423
>Everyone is constantly watching and judging what I do
>I hate my brain for involuntarily feeling this way because it feels bad

>lol you watch and judge yourself too!

It doesn't really follow.

Anyway, I'm totally down with Amber sealing herself in a cube for all eternity. No level of cleavage will convince me otherwise.
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>>90521911
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Slipshine when
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>>90522510

More Slipshine when
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Being an autist I would fucking love the shit out of two big ass square chairs that could make a walled bed kind of thing like in here.
It seems like it'd make for a comfy fuck/fap too.
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>>90522510

Even his fans want a Dina Slipshine

>>90522676

That's why I play Minecraft
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>>90522525
>mary and blond guy fucking

These characters haven't even talked to each other in DoA
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>>90522705

That means they have the best chemistry of anyone in the whole comic.
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>>90518423
Isnt this comic for little girls?
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>>90522705
Their intense levels of rage and hate would be intense together, though.

>>90522676
Not an autist, but I think it sounds like a nice little place to sit and sleep and read. Stuff like that.
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>>90518994
>what's with the woe-is-me act?
It makes her appealing to people who read web comics because it implies she needs to be saved by a white knight who understands her... and something about implied sexual favors in response or whatever.
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>>90522095
but it's not said WHERE she's going

five bucks says her and Becky get a place off campus
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>>90522705
No, but I'll admit the pairing seems intriguing and I could see it working in a Slipshine. She might even force him to wear a Reagan mask during sex.
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>>90523227
>implying he doesn't dress up like Reagan on purpose to make her cry
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In tonight's scandalous strip, Ethan ponders the benefits of a live-in fuck buddy.

And Amber starts writing another of her fanfics in her head.
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>>90524900
Looks like Amber wants Mike's abs for herself.
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>>90518423
I just don't understand if people are supposed to speak like that.
First thing Amber, stacking the chairs would not form a perfect cube. That's basic geometry.
>what's stopping you ?
Physics ? The fact that doing this would be stupid and inconveniencing for others ?
>The crippling fear of being judged
Is stopping you from doing stupid shit ? That's not what your character has been so far Amber.

I don't know, maybe I need sleep.
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>>90524900
>would boning Mike be a bad thing?

it would force Willis to do a porn comic about it

so yes
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>>90524900
>he only fucks people when he's trying to hurt somebody
>so i shouldn't i fuck him?
>lol, just kidding, he's got abs
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>>90518423
"I'm in a chair that blocks out the world"

Is this an example of that "college campuses providing safe spaces" bullshit I've been hearing about?
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>>90524900
>Have you seen his abs?
I have not. Willis forgets to draw them
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>>90525775
no, it's two couches put together
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>>90526363
No, it's two chairs
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>>90525489

You don't bone Mike.

He bones YOU.
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>>90525775
>"I'm in a chair that blocks out the world"

Ive heard of these. They're called ROOMS.
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>>90526615
But what about room mates, not everyone is a rich cunt like carla that can afford a private room.
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>>90526693

I was speaking in general I guess, not Amber in particular.
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>>90526615
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>>90526746
Wrong, you didn't check your middle-upper class privilege before typing.
-1 goodboy points
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>>90526980
>judging someone from a position of privilege
that's a -5 goodboy points, shitlord.
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>>90526980

Shut up, Nigger.
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>>90524900
What the fuck?

How do you get from "maybe I could've used a queer friend, [since I've been struggling with my sexual identity]"*** to "IS MIKE TRYING TO GET YOU TO FUCK HIM!?"

What kind of leap is that? Even Amber assuming Mike has been nice is not based on much. Unless this has happened before, although then the final panel should be her saying how bad an idea it is.

Amber really does come across as a fujoshi whose first reaction to gay people is to fetishize them and think about sex, but it hasn't really been treated as an issue. It's totally fine for her to write gay fanfic, and find people hot, but the way all her convos with her best friend Ethan go to "are you fucking a guy, yet" is worrisome.

***I mean, this *is* bullshit, especially considering Mike needled Ethan into closeting himself.
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>>90522525
If Mike and Mary joined forces, could they be effective villains?
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>>90528136

I dunno. See, I get the sense that Willis actually likes Mike as a character and doesn't want people to outright despise him the way they do, whereas he's kinda hated Mary ever since he put her together as a character.

Also, Mike's asshole antics are generally for the sake of comedy or subtly helping characters develop/the plot unfold, while Mary is Willy's vehicle for what he sees the average bigot as, i.e. driven by the sole and utter purpose to make snowflakes feel bad.
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Where is this Amber story gonna go I wonder. Just more "I'm a weak piece of shit! Woo is me!" Pity arch? While Danny tries to get back in her good graces even though he never did anything wrong?
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>>90528404
>Where is this [DoA] story gonna go
Nowhere interesting.
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I don't blame anybody for not starting any threads for new strips. This is all so boring.

What's even happened? Amber and Ethan are talking. What's the point of them talking? What led the two to start talking? If Amber has public anxiety issues or whatever, then why not show things from her perspective first before having her scoot over to Ethan? Why are they spending their time talking about Mike? What even led them to talk about Mike in the first place? If Ethan wants to fuck Mike, he should do it. Or is the next strip going to talk about not wanting to fuck Mike because he wants to fuck Danny? Why is Ethan's personality seemingly defined by the men he wants to fuck?

This is all an example of failing the Bechdel Test, you know.
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>>90526693
I think Carla has to get a private room because of her private parts.
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>>90530745
>mentioning Carla's "thing"

Somewhere Willis just got triggered.
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>>90530924
Triggered by a "trigger". Ha.
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