Invincible Storytime Part 36: All Falls Down

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Anybody reading?

>>90502659
THEY HAVE NO VAGINAS!!

abondon thread

>>90501665
Hooray for not having to work today!

>>90502856
Bump

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>>90503000
Thanks, tripsman

>>90502108
So if we're already up to 2015 and Mark hasn't been raped yet, does that mean it happens just before he goes to the alternate timeline? My first two issues of Invincible were from the end of that arc. I always thought the rape happened much earlier on in the story, but we haven't gotten to it yet.

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>>90503467
This series was released after the rape, it's just that it takes place before Robot's coup

>>90503061
Fuck. First trips wasted on a bump. Ah well, went to a good cause I suppose

>>90502456
Marvel should hire Randolph if they can't get Moore next time they try a Robbie Ghost Rider solo.

>>90502588
Oh god I think someone mentioned this way back. They're going to cuck Zach, aren't they?

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>>90503623
Isnt he drawing Mosaic?

>>90502621
Fucking goddamnit I hate being right all the time. >>90503706

>>90503711
Yeah, but that's ending, and so is Robbie's current Circle of Four run. I just think he'd be a good fit, even if his style isn't as over-the-top as Moore's. It's definitely in the same vein.

>>90503732
Yea, but at least its hot

>>90503000
Waste of trips

>>90503061
Speech bubble screwup in the last panel.

>Cant make love with your alien girlfriend.
Is there a worse fate?

>>90503818
Kek

>>90503925
t. beta cuck

>>90504247
>End_of_Tech_Jackevangelion.jpg

I don't follow Invincible so where was the others heroes during all of this? I'm pretty sure I will stop chasing burglar when the sun has been weaponized

Is murderanon dead?

>>90502856
It's like some sort of...
ANNIHILATION WAVE

>>90505258
He said last thread he uses an auto-poster, I think he might be getting the 'Embedded File' shit.

>>90504934
>reality's immune system
>didn't buttfuck the Viltrumites first, who outbullshit everyone else with their mix of Saiyan and Kryptonian biology

Even reality itself is retarded, it seems.

Sorry, a family member came to visit, ill probably finish this tomorrow

>>90506893
aww poop

Thanks for the storytime!

>>90506893
F

>>90506893
F

>>90502170
Imagine the most dangerous thing we've seen her do is get into a car and brave our roads.

>>90503289
Why do they always talk about galaxies when the solar system is meant?

>>90503154
Or, dumb and naive enough to make this deal. Turns out it isn't for you, you'll need to break up with her and move on with your life.

I hope everyone in this universe dies.

And why do they keep saying "galaxy" in such awkward ways. Are these inter-dimensional aliens we're talking about or intergalactic and they just keep using "galaxy" wrong?

And how can they not be intimate? Are neither of them the remotest bit perverted/creative?

>>90502170
man, she's hot

>>90502621
goddamnit

>>90506893
NAAAAAAARRGH

>>90506375
Kirkman is a goon. Who knew?

>>90502621
I just hate how generic the other girl's design is. Flat faced, short haired, and neon dye. Its like someone wanted to make the most generic comicbook lesbian imaginable.

I'm so annoyed they didn't even try to be creative with their sex life. Unless her genitals are made of rows of razor sharp teeth I don't see how you *nothing* could be done.

>>90512015

She has a mouth. Maybe not a vagina or butthole, but a mouth. That should be a done deal for him.

But perhaps she doesn't have something he could stimulate on the outside of her body? And she didn't want a one way sex life where she never gets off?

Either way, we'll never know.

>>90512015
Right??
Like-
Doesn't she have a mouth? And a pooper?

>>90512090
Link to that page where they find out they're biologically incompatible? It doesn't seem to be on here
Unless I'm just overlooking shit which is also possible

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>>90512119
This used to get posted on /co/ a ton back in the day

>>90512297
>didn't just immediately go to do butt stuff

That's the most unrealistic thing about this comic

>>90512438

Given she looks damn smooth and has no nipples, it's possible she is just smooth like a Barbie doll all around.

>>90512571
Then mouth stuff. Whatever.
What was she expecting to do, anyway? How do Geldarians bone??

>>90512606

See

>>90512090

I know it'd be a dealbreaker if I could never get pleased and was reduced to suckin' human dong for the rest of my space life.

>>90512648
But how do Geldarians bone? And why is it so different from the rest of the universe?

>>90512687

I dunno.

Psychic bullshit?

Maybe some kind of stinger that shoots eggs into them?

Maybe skin contact transfers DNA and a chestburster baby comes flying out?

>>90512795
>Maybe some kind of stinger that shoots eggs into them?
>Maybe skin contact transfers DNA and a chestburster baby comes flying out?

That doesn't sound pleasurable at all in the long term.

>>90513102

Maybe not to a human, but maybe it's great for them? Maybe getting a stinger in the face and a chestburstin' is like having 30 orgasms at once?

...But yeah, this whole plot is a bit retarded and if they actually loved each other they probably would've tried to work it out rather than go "Yeah we can't bone in all of the 5 minutes we've tried, lets just basically break up".

>>90513185
They should've just given her a cooch, really.
I mean you can alien it up if you must, like have it be ribbed or have tiny tentacles coming out of it or whatever for the sheer vomit/shock factor., if you must. Even making her a dude would have been better.
But no cooch at all? No bootyhole whatsoever, at all?
You've gotta be some sort of cucksimus maximus

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Invent some sort of toy that provides artificial stimulation. You have the technology

I bet she had a giant dick and he wasn't comfortable with that

>>90512297
That seems... really dumb. it's sex. Even playmates of the same species will talk, and figure out what the other person wants/needs/likes. They didn't even try?
Has the writer ever had sex?

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>>90512297
> no bizarre alien sex mechanics
they didn't even make the effort
come the fuck on teenagers will hump rec room furniture even girls do it and these two dont even try
at least we couldve had some sight gags with bizarre alien reproductive mechanisms

>>90514548
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>90501665
Is that a robotic elf chick?

>>90514597
How god intended humans to have sex but he messed up and we have to do it the lame way instead

>>90514640
Alien elf chick with incompatible anatomy.

>>90512297
i'm sexually attracted to cuddling
you think they could at least try that

>>90513775
>I bet she had a giant dick
>and he wasn't comfortable with that
He's gotta be one humongous faget to have that reaction

>>90515198
But then everyone knows you suck alien dick

I'd personally stick with her but my reputation would be ruined. Now you gotta hang out at the gay superhero table but they all know you only did it because shes a girl. So you're gay on Earth but a flat chested lesbian in space. Forever an outcast

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random bump for people wanting to read the storytime or talk about alien genitals

>>90517120
imagine lin's smooth, green, alien donger

>>90512297
why couldn't they just install a universal sex mod into the tech jackets?

>>90518055
“ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ.”

>>90502136
Was hoping he'd still be shacking with the Na'vi clone girl

>>90518055
>Smooth
Boo, I want thick ribbed alien cocks