Tell me a joke /co/

>>90497756
Starco.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Paul's solo career.

Say there's a lady in a big red hat

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>>90497766
I want say fuck you, but those numbers don't lie.

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Western animation industry

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>>90497836
King star king is on the same level as jojo, no other anime is good enough

>>90497811
It's been better than Ringo's.

>>90497836
what protein prostitute is this?

>>90497756
DC cinematic universe

>>90497756
So a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran-wrap underpants. The psychiatrist says to the man,

"Stop, don't say a word. I can clearly see your nuts."

My life

>>90497979
>But Doctor, I'm Pagliacci!

my ex wife still misses me

>>90498093
BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER

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>>90498101

>>90497756
Why did the clown become an exterminator?
To kill the joke he just made.

>>90497756
I'm Bisexual

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>>90497836
I wish I could have some sauce of that.

>>90497756
OP's dick
Sorry it's a short one

>>90497756
So a jew walks into a bar and the bartender I black and calls him
Hey nigger can I get some drinks
Wich the bartender ignores
So he tries again hey nigger did you hear me? I want a drink
And the bartender ignores him again
So he tries again Ooga booga neegro what are you doing out of the cotton field?
And the bartender has enough and slams the counter
Hey, if you want any service you better be respectful
So the new tells him hey man don't take it so seriously, tells you what let's change places and you can do it to me
So they do and the bartender goes hey kyke I want a drink
And the new tells him sorry we don't serve niggers

>>90497836
/a/ fags pls go

>>90497756
knot funny

>>90498101
Joaje

My suicide note.

>>90497756
My life

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>>90497756

Once there was a big guy called John who went to the stadium to see some sports shit

Behind him on the bleachers, there was a very ugly midget. During the first half the midget strated to grab on John's shoulder and make a weird sound with his mouth, that sounded like:

"Nhec Nhec Nhec!"

John found that weird, but he decided to just ignore it

During the middle time of the game, the ungly midget did the same thing

"Nhec Nhec Nhec!"

So John said

"Listen here little nigga! Touch my shoulder once more time and i will break your balls with my foot!"

Right after he said that, the midget did the same thing

"Nhec Nhec Nhec!"

John kicked the midget in the balls

The game ended, John's team lost and he was very depressed

Once again the midget grabbed his shoulder and went

"Nhec Nhec Nhec!"

So John said

"Little nigga, what is what is wrong with you? I kicked your balls with all the force in the universe! Did you even felt pain?"

So the midget said

"Sorry Sir! I'm a Alien, my species don't have genitals!"

"Sooo.... How do you guys reproduce?"

"Like this!"

"Nhec Nhec Nhec!"

What did Hitler do at the grocery store?

He got rid of all the juice.

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>>90497766
Fuck you.

>>90497766
The best joke

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>>90497756
So a guy walks into a bar with a little midget in a white suit sitting on his shoulder. He sits down at the bar and orders a drink for him and his little buddy. After a while, the bartender says

"Okay pal, I need to know, what's up with the midget?"

The guys says

"Oh this guy? He's great, watch this."

He takes the midget over to the old piano in the corner and sits him down at it, and the midget starts playing. He's fantastic. He can play anything you can imagine. People get up from their seats and crowd around the piano to watch the midget play. The man sits back down at the bar while the midget plays and finishes his drink

"That's incredible," says the bartender, "Where'd you get him?"

The man looks around, leans over the counter and pulls a little gold lamp out of his pocket.

"Right here pal. Genie in a lamp. You just rub it, whisper your wish, and presto! Here, I'll even let you use it."

The bartender's taken back. He rubs the lamp, whispers something in it, and suddenly the bar is flooded with ducks. Ducks everywhere! They're bursting out the door!

"What the hell," Says the bartender, "I wished for a million bucks!"

Man says, "Yeah, the Genie's a little hard of hearing. I mean, do you really think I wished for a two foot pianist?"

>>90498294
Did you post this on your phone or some shit?

A guy walks into a bar. He says 'Ow'.

>>90498101
It's funny cause marriage is terrible

>>90499572
God damn it, Boco
Don't you have a noose to be tying?

>>90497756
Marvel Comics

>>90499572
Here's a joke OP: Boco!

>>90497756
A drunk went to take a piss, whipped it out, saw two, put one back and wet himself.

>>90497766
>>90497811
>>90497822
>>90497955
>>90499188
>>90499600
What a waste of dubs

Little girl runs to her mom, "mommy, mommy! I found daddy!"
"DAMNIT Clarice, I told you not to dig up the garden!"