X-Men Gold #1 Preview

>>90482960
That's not a real cover. That is so not a real cover.

>>90482960
WTF!!!

>>90482867
>PRESTIGE
Who?

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>Guggenheim

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>>90482960
Must be some funny joke Logan's whispering to Storm.

>>90483025
>the most iconic X-Men

>>90483106
Probably talking about Black Bolt's TV costume.

>>90482935
I can't believe they made Rachel wear that abomination. It's so ugly and out of character.

>>90482867
>>90482880
>Kitty Pryde is the leader
>Guggenheim
Can anyone say "dead on arrival"?

>>90483166
dead on arrival

How does Guggenheim keep getting work?

Why did Colossus shave? Does something happen to him during IvX that completely shatters his ego?

>>90483106
>how about a fuck for old times' sake?
>BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAA

>>90482985
I GET IT!

NO I DON'T

>>90482867
This looks safe...and boring. Nothing in this preview appeals to me. Guggenheim wrote two decent episodes of Law and Order: SVU, but I'm not a fan of his comic work. His short run on Young X-Men was a mess, and he's obsessed with Rachel shit.

>>90483381
There was a thing for a day or two about people being upset Deadpool wouldn't get an Oscar.

>>90483381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aegP8j5al0

>>90482867
Guggenheim sucks and I hope to god it's not long before that Rachel costume and codename (Premiere) are done away with and we just get butch Rachel again. Since she'll never have the Phoenix Force again as well, either call her Askani or just get rid of any code names for her completely.

>>90483388
>he's obsessed with Rachel shit.
It wouldn't be X-Men if the writer didn't have a creepy obsession with a female character

>>90482960
Post the original so I know how well its parodying

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>>90482909
>Terrax
Seems like a pretty random character for the X-Men to be fighting. He's a former Herald of Galactus, usually he only ever fights the FF of cosmic heroes.
It's a pity that his life as a farmer didn't last.

>MARC GUGGENHEIM (W)

Can't they get his wife? She's actually good

>>90482909
Why is old-fag logan's claws copy-pasted?

>>90483644
That is literally Darksied.

>>90483675
The writer must have been reading Nu52 'seid.

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>>90483166
>dead on arrival

>>90483658
Call back from when everyone thought they were implants, so they drew them like razors?

I will say Syraf has improved 100% since this time at DC. His art looks dynamic and pops off the page. Far cry from his stiff poses he was producing on Batgirl.

>>90483883
No company wars, please.

>>90483644
Danger room sequence. Marvel is still pretty careful about jobbing out Galactus' heralds.

>>90483644
I like this. Villains farming. So...Why am I supposed to side with the X-Men over these two, who are actually contributing something productive to the world. The X-Men go around destroying shit, arguing over Phoenixes, and having casual sex with team members.

>>90483909
That not company wars to point out something obvious like Syraf producing the best art in his career for X-Men Gold.

Toughen up buttercup.

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>>90483388
I enjoyed Guggenheim work in this mini.

>>90483909
What company wars? Are your feelings that delicate?

>>90484015
But it is. Many artists who ruled at DC suck at Marvel. Deal with it, "buttercup."

>>90484030
>Tara Butters
There's your answer.

>>90484041
Christ you have thin skin. All he did was point out that Syraf is better than he was in the past. Quit being a triggered baby.

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>>90484063
>Tara Butters
If you ask me, Tara Butters needs to lay off the butter!

What's the deal of many heroins cutting their hair short and become less feminine and girly ? First carol and now Kitty too

>>90484184
She had short hair before, but now it's seen as sjw dyke shit.

>>90484184
It's something women generally do as they get older so if you do it with a character you add a visual maturity to them. There's a reason it's called a "mom cut". It's not less feminine unless you just can't draw hair well.

>>90484184
It seems like Marvel has a very anti-feminine feminism. They have deeply internalized misogyny, and so see feminine traits as weak. Thus, in order to write strong female characters, they have those characters cast off femininity. long hair, revealing clothes, that stuff is removed in order to make the characters strong. They also punch a lot, out of the belief that masculine violence empowers women

Unfortunately, Marvel also tries to appeal to their modern fanbase, which is aimless twenty somethings who are either unemployed, underemployed, or perpetually in college, and have no real drive or ambition. So the characters are made to be more relatable to our fucking failure generation. This is exemplified by Patsy Walker. A strong, experienced woman, she had been a superhero for yeas, a super model, she had literally been to hell and back. Literally. But she's turned into a fucking baby woman who has breakdowns in Starbucks restrooms because she doesn't know what to do with her life.

So Marvel is purposefully removing all positive feminine traits from female characters, but not actually replacing them positive male traits. We have a generation of female superheroes who are violent and angry, but not caring or nurturing. Toxic masculinity is Marvel's paradigm of female empowerment

>>90482960

> Marvel: Not content with mediocre white and latino artists, brings true diversity to the world with paying some black schmuck from Source Magazine to put out shitty artwork!

Did Kitty cut off her hair and donate it to Storm?

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>>90484408
My god, this makes sense!

>>90484408
interesting post.

Keep in mind that Marvel just follows the latest political trends. So if Marvel acts a certain way it's only because they're imitating the wider trends in feminist thought. which are as fucked up as you said.

>>90483106
Twenty four