Simpsons

>>90475695
Ratchet

>>90475695
what if homer was dead?
what if bart was gay?
what is lisa was mr burns?
who gives a fuck, this board is fucking retarded sometimes i swear to fuck

>>90475695
Her hair would actually make sense. The texture doesn't match French/ Irish pig hair. Did blacks have beehives when Matt Groening was a kid?

>>90475695
She would be hotter.

It'd explain her insane loyalty to that asshole homer.

>>90475695
Then Bart would have two parents physically abusing him.

>>90475695
>Homma get yo fat yelloh ass offa dat couch an' help me wit kids!

>Buhscuse me?! Mah man ain't goin' on no diet cuz his honky ass, bitch ass boss is bein' a bitch ass nigga!

>Bart you dis yo daddy again and Imma spank da bastard out of yo ass!

>Yo Hommie get dat ass inta bed I want mah sugah bear ta snuggle up wit'

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>>90475898

P-E-R-F-E-C-T

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>>90475695
what if
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Lenny was black

>>90475695
The Simpsons would have two fat parents. Also Bart would get doubly abused.

Homer's side of the family is part black. Very minimal though

>>90475946
That would be too much, man!

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>>90475949
>The Simpsons would have two fat parents.

No, still just one fat parent.

>>90475695
Imagine Lisa being mixed.

>>90476025
>Mom I don't want to dress like that.
>Oh hush up ya'll gotta look pretty fo yo school picture
>But I don't look good I look like a tramp.
>Don't you sass me gurl. You hf black so it's only half tramp.

>>90476113

>Implying that being mixed wouldn't crank up Lisa's SJWism to the maximum as she would qualify for oppression points

She would love going to school as a complete mess just to be able to bait others into shitflinging.

>>90475833
would make him a better person

>>90476308

I agree.

He wouldn't do nuffin.

>>90475736
>lisa gets mutant powers from a field trip to he plant
>gets psychic powers
>arrogance at all time high
>uses powers to get shit for free, set people to do things she doesn't want to do
>sees bart picking on a girl at school
>uses powers to make bart gay
>bart worries he's bi, and not fully gay
>lisa lies and says he loves cock only
>gay bart is great
>does better than lisa in everything or she's not happy because status quo
>returns bart to normal, loses psychic powers
Shit writes itself if you are willing to steal off of equally terrible sources

>>90475695
Well, Abe does have jungle fever.

>>90476273
This. Lisa is a pathological narcissistic victim and also a huge bitch.

>>90475695
It would explain why Bart is is such a troublemaker.

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what if family guy were the simpsons?

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>>90475695
>a thread about latin Nicole watterson
>a thread about black Marge
What the fuck /co/.

>>90475695
She wouldn't be afraid of flying

>>90475695
Homer would have to raise the kids alone, because she would be in jail

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>>90475695
She'd be raising them Maggie. Bart and Lisa alone.

>>90478373
>Latin Nicole
Link me.

>>90479921
Smug images work better when your grammar isn't a fucking mess.

>>90480676

>>90472425

>>90478373
>latin Nicole watterson
Sounds hot.

>>90479921
There would be a different guy each episode, whcih she would cal her "Homie". The guy would have no qualms about choking Bart, since the bastard ain't his.

>>90479921
Why?

>>90476013
As a fatherless kid growing up, take this image down

>>90476729
Reminds me of the episode where Bart learns the drums
>Finds a new passion
>Works hard at it practicing day and night
>Plays jazz so he can join in with Lisa
>Invited to play with a band since he's become a better musician than her
>Lisa breaks his arm, even when it heals he'll never be able to play again
>"I'm sorry Lisa, this was all my fault"

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>>90475695
>>90475736

What if Lois was black

What if Ned Flanders was Hispanic?

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>>90484680
>Lisa brings a fully grown tiger into the house
>Severely harms someone
>At no point does the show call her out for this

Literally any other character would have been guilt tripped to hell and back, and rightfully so.

God, I hate Lisa so much.

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>>90484893
Buenos ding dong diddly dias Señor Homer.

>>90484904
And the worst part is that after all that, the show expects us to take pity on her.

>>90484904
You forgot the part where the person who was attacked by the tiger gives Lisa an apology

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>>90486076
>Bart is jealous of Lisa
>Bart apologises
>Lisa is jealous of Bart
>Bart apologises

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>>90475771
>Did blacks have beehives when Matt Groening was a kid?

You tell me.

>>90484893
He would be catholic.

>>90476999
>>90476273
Lisa's bran of self righteous liberal whining is very millennial white girl "first world problems" though
Hell last season they even did the whole dyed hair joke bout in the "GURLZ CAN CODE TOO" episode.

>>90484487
>As a fatherless kid growing up, take this image down
So was I and >>90476013 pic made me kek a little.

HOMER WE'RE IN UNDERTALE

>>90492413
Waiddaminute
>If Toriel is Marge
>Then Asgore is Homer
>Asriel is Bart

>The MC is Milhouse

>Chara is Lisa

>>90475695
i wouldn't watch it

>>90490269
I thought bran is some kind of cereal.

>>90492636

>Undertale is a meme game
>Milhouse is the MC
>that means Milhouse is FINALLY a meme after 15 years

Thank you Toby fox.

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>>90475695
What if Marge becomes a robot

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what if your wife orbited my dick

game theory

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she would be fat .

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>>90475695
Dear god and I thought I wanted to do lewd things to her before!