Star vs the Forces of Evil

So, when do you guys think that cinnamon posting will make its comeback?

Are we ded?

Three more months left! (At best)

>>90475633
Going by those dubs? Season 3.

>>90475637
We've been dead for a while now. Also, technically Season 3 could start in May, some schools in SoCal get out in late May.

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>>90475637
ded? no. suffering? Absolutely

>>90475665
Nah, my bet is on late June or early July

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You think they're going to bring up RwS again in season 3?

>>90475688
You're probably right, just saying that there ARE schools getting out in late May for Summer.

t. someone from SoCal

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How could they show us a Beach Day and then not do a Beach Day Episode!?

Did Star ever really have a chance with Marco?

>>90475706
Probably either summoning Nachos or explain why Marco isn't shit with a sword if I had to guess.

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CUTE AND PERFECT

>>90475713
Too lewd for Disney

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>>90475614
Best Disney villain of the decade.

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>>90475718
YES

>>90475706
Probably when Marco finds out about what Toffee did to Hekapoo, or it Marco summons Nacho('s descendants).

>>90475718
Yeah, still does, technically.

>>90475718
Yes. He found her attractive and enjoyed her company, but she kept referring to him as a friend so he respected her wishes.

>>90475706
RwS is never getting brought up again

>>90475718
>Did

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>>90475743
He's a great manipulator, is genuinely menacing when he wants to be, and has managed to beat everyone that gets in his way so far. He's pretty awesome.

>>90475718
Yes, and to be honest, up to Bon-bon her chances were very high. Still high they were up to Just friends.
Now her chances cannot be measured due to the situation turning into a complete chaos + spahghetti + meatballs

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Oh shit, I almost forgot to preorder the Guide.
Thank you procrastination, coming to /co/ instead of being useful to society saved me once again.

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>>90475739
You forgot the spoilered 'CUTE AND PERFECT', anon.

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>>90475794
If only she hadn't caused them to wipe out. Then Jackie and Marco might not have kissed, Blood Moon might have swooped in just in time to tell Marco that Star was in trouble and now is not the time to make out with skater girls.

It's kind of hilarious though, even when Star was trying to stop Jarco from happening, she helped it happen anyway.

>>90475753
Nacho isn't dead. Time flows normally in Heckapoo's dimension. It's the whole trial for scissors which has this time shit changed in order to not wait too long for the test subject to succeed or to fail.
That's why we see Heckapoo making those scissors - it was 8 minutes for her too

>>90475757
He never showed signs of wanting her in that way and the cube confirmed that Jackie is the one who makes him hard in his heart and pants

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>>90475713
you should post the superior version

>>90475854
Spying leads to crying

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>>90475879

>>90475718
in-universe, probably no. In S1-2 there's no space in Marco for her as a lover, he had and always wanted Jackie. If Jarco broke up maybe there's a chance for Star.

In the real world, highly likely.

>>90475873
And again Star showed, that cube shit is dumb to some point. 'Cause "you're not lying, if you really believe in what you're saying".

what if star was in your room and it started to smell heavily of cinnamon and she was really quiet and uneasy

>>90475879
These should be as delet worthy as the diaper Jackie pics

>>90475713
Star can create a waterpark right in the middle of the living room. They don't need a beach episode.

>>90475873
Not to mention that if he had any part of him that wanted star at that point, he would have told Jackie in Naysaya

>>90475918
>In the real world, highly likely
What, you mean for the show, or if they were real life people?

>>90475879
Dark magic right there, KILL IT!

>>90475854
>Star was trying to stop Jarco from happening, she helped it happen anyway
When she tried to help Jarco and being just a good friend, that's when the chances for Starco is at its highest, and then the one moment she tried to stop it, she made Jarco happen.

This love story has a certain...rhythm to it.

>>90475633
I hope never

>>90475637
Threads have slowed down a bit and will probably get slower but I don't think we're dead. We're shifting into hiatus mode so the showfags will be leaving and the lore and shitposting fags are setting up shop;

>>90475956
Naysaya is about insequreties though... I think that if you're unaware of something or perfectly fine with it, then you're safe on that something

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Okay, I'm gonna attempt a serious discussion.

What the heck was Ruberiot thinking? I mean, even ignoring the Starco part in the end of the song for a minute. He sang about how Ludo stole the book, and how Star told her parents about it, and how "and this is what they said: don't worry we'll cover up for you". I then logically expected him to continue singing about how, despite what her parents told her, Star decided that "rebel princesses don't sit tight", that she does things her way, makes her own spells and spellbook, and is thus going to rule Mewni her own way, etc. You know, to show the "real Star" like he wanted to, and to reassure people. But nope, he just stops there, leaving the audience with the fact that Star fucked up and the Queen fucked up and covered it up and that's it.

Worse, instead he goes on to sing about Star's "true love"... Well, he's not wrong, but a) this is personal, and Star didn't agree to this part, and b) why the fuck would the ordinary people of Mewni want or need to know that?

It's like he wanted to get beheaded, which he will certainly get, having riled people up against the government.

>>90475718
>>90475971
Well yes. Friendzone > Friend Zone With Benefits > Couple

It'll take its time

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>>90475743

>>90475971
As in, in context of the show as a show. It's a show about a boy and a girl adventuring together amd growing closer, the chances of the girl getting with the boy is good.

In the world of the show though, Star so far had no chance of getting Marco.

>>90476015
He's an ARTIST MAN

>>90476024
>>90476042
Eh, looking at the show right now, that sounds about right. Slow buildup from best friends to couple seems like the path it's taking right now.

>>90475971
I could see Star and Marco sexually experimenting in real life to be sure but I don't know about a relationship. Marco probably would have been fed up with Star's shit after a while

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>>90476079

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>>90475832

>>90476015
It was Star's idea for him to sing about how she lost the book.

For all we know, Ruberiot was adamantly against it, but Star gave her solemn vow as a princess that he wouldn't get in trouble.

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>>90476079

>>90475956
And speaking of Naysaya. It would have popped out if Marco had intended to use any of the friendhip Thursdays, the beach party or when he invited her to go fishing with him as a romantic date

>>90476081
More likely he's dead.

>>90475873
He rushed to the Blood Moon Ball after Star only after he was told that it's "the Moon of Lovers".
So at least some part of him felt jelly.

>>90476106
Their clothes are still on, so they didn't even get to third base.

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>>90476079

>>90476004
Insecurities that would include, "Sometimes I wonder if I love Star more than you and I'm just lying to myself about it"

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>>90476106

>>90476131
More like he didn't want Star to get hurt by Tom.

Marco is a regular Captain Save a Ho

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>>90475718
If we take the lyrics of 'Just Friends' as a literal play-through of their relationship, then Star could've easily been with Marco. The issue is that she didn't realize it until it was too late. The lyrics imply that Marco had been interested in Star, and that she unintentionally hurt him (probably referring to the aftermath of the BMB, and Star only wanting Marco to be her friend). Now they'll be just friends.

I think it would be pretty interesting to have an episode where star gets sick, and crazy shit happens, kinda like mewberty

>>90476170
He didn't know the difference in power level either. He was just trying to make sure Star was okay.

>>90476184
Considering that Toffee will be chasing after her in Season 3, we'll probably see something like that in a flashback or something instead.

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>>90475879

>>90475854
Uhm, I didn't notice she wore shorts under the dress. That shouldn't surprise me tho, seen the skateboard thing

>>90475956
You know, Naysaya talked a lot that day. Judging from the sun position it must be multiple hours. It seems like Marco talked about all his insecurities, and Jackie had accepted, or at least understood, them all.

How would Jackie understanding every insecurities Marco had affect his insecurities? Just Friends showed he still felt insecure regarding his relationship with Jackie, so has that string of confessions that didn't seem to bother Jackie been beneficial at all?

>>90476146
Fair point, but given how Marco is totally blind, deaf and stupid, when it comes to understanding girls, these might not appear in his thoughts

>>90476079
Delete this

>>90476224
He developed new ones, that's all

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Why are they letting Marco sit with the royal family?

>>90476015
I suppose it was meant to show just how carried away individuals like him and Star can get, those who have a desire to stand out as an individual and all that. Given we don't know the specifics of what he and Star talked about, we can't come to any meaningful conclusions about what the two of them were expecting to happen.

Perhaps he assumed that, with Star's blessing, he'd be protected from rebuttal no matter the nature of the performance. Given how vaunted the princesses are in Mewnie culture this is the thinking that I most align with. The whole point of the song day is to promote what is to be the next ruler of the kingdom, as such by being in her good favour and doing what she asked (with some artistic license) he likely assumed he'd be protected from any direct repercussions. Had he not left things to the last minute then perhaps he may have realised how dangerous the whole idea was, particularly the last part which Star seemingly didn't discuss with him.

Therein lies his true mistake, it's likely he though he was doing her a favour. I mean in his eyes, why wouldn't Marco be interested in her? She's this seemingly amazing individual with all the wonders that Mewnie has to offer, surely he must just not know of Star's feelings and so he will do Star a favour and get the ball rolling. Howeve,r by not communicating this intention with Star he's dug his own grave as she's going to look to distance herself from him, throw him under the bus so to speak and say that what he revealed was not what she actually intended.

As such, he's got no real leg to stand on in defense, he'd likely be execute, yet he would live on in infamy if nothing else. It's an interesting little feature of the episode in my eyes.

>>90476015
>Worse, instead he goes on to sing about Star's "true love"... Well, he's not wrong, but a) this is personal, and Star didn't agree to this part, and b) why the fuck would the ordinary people of Mewni want or need to know that?

Why wouldn't the people of Mewni want to know about their next king? Ruberiot probably thought they were already a couple, and with what he knew that was honestly not an unreasonable conclusion. He saw them acting very affectionate to each other, and he knew that Marco was getting his own "throne" in the royal seats next to Star and her parents at the concert.

The part about Glossaryck was grade-A stupid on his part, though. Like you said he took the single worst subject to include, and then he tried to make it look as bad as possible AND make Moon and River's response seem like something sinister.

If he was wanting to highlight the bad things Star has had to deal with, her fight with Toffee and having to break her wand would've been a better subject.

>>90476184
>>90476206
See, now that Toffee is on the chase for Star, all those slice of life episode ideas seem completely out of place. But the show is built on those. How would S3 work then? The threat of Toffee would make it hard to believe Star and Marco can have relatively peaceful and super silly adventures. Marco can, if he chose to leave Star alone, but will he?

I suppose Star can be silly in this tense situation, but I hardly believed that'd be funny.

>>90476284
because hes star's best friend

>>90476284
He's a guest of honor.

>>90476284
Because he is the part of royal family. Even if he is not gonna fug the bug, he'll still be some kind of lord-protector (or how it's called on Mewni). So he's royalty now

>>90476284
The same reason he gets to attend the Butterfly family reunion. River and Moon are already expecting him to marry Star when they're older, even if neither Marco nor Star realizes it.

Post yfw we discover that all the starco development was just fan service for the majority but actually it will never happen because Marco does not reciprocate star's feelings

>>90476320
You could have a few silly episodes mixed in, but even those will have Toffee's shadow looming over them. There will be some filler/silly episodes, but there will be less of them, and more emphasis will be put on the war with Toffee and the chase for Star.

Marco's definitely going after her, though. First episode, I'm betting.

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>>90476284
Moon and River are playing 69D Intergalactic Operation when it comes to setting them up.

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>>90476292
Ruberiot confirmed for foreigner that just wasn't there.

>>90476271
Is this the virus Monster Arm was referring to? An eternal spring of insecurity, each time seeming calm but hiding a bubbling layer of worries and fears underneath? Will he ever get rid of them?

Perhaps we need...Psychology.

Y'know, I don't think Marco had used his staggering knowledge of psychology to help anyone other than Star. Perhaps she's the only one he knew to be more fucked up than he is.

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>>90476377
That would be incredibly silly.

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>>90476181
>Now they'll be just friends.

>>90476344
But Marco doesn't have a regal background. He could never be king.

>>90476284
They think he his banging their daughter

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Where did they go wrong?

>>90476397
And they are clearly playing with Angie and Rafael

>>90476284
I really want a Marco and Moon team-up episode. He's technically had two with River all ready.

>>90476403
Well, to be fair, before Star, he only had Alfonzo and Ferguson. So who was he going to use it on?

>>90476438
Janna

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>>90476377
actually it would be way more angry, but I just felt like posting this one

>>90476320
>Marco can, if he chose to leave Star alone, but will he?
No, the show has two seasons to go. Even if the formula changes to reflect the ending of season 2, the relationship between Marco and Star has to be reconciled in some form as it's one of the major elements of the show.

If nothing else, I could imagine the two of them spending some time apart, but eventually ending up together. Star's personality makes it possible for a lighthearted tone to remain despite the rather grievous events of the season 2 finale. I anticipate a period of episodes where her and Moon train, helping to power Star up to face the looming threat but also to establish the need to go back to some level of normalcy in her life due to the slow but burgeoning positive effects it was having on her.

>>90476284
+1

>>90476403
Wow, that's an interesting thought you brought here. Maybe it's the same thing why Toffee pitied and called Marco a "disappointment"

>>90475998
Can we get /comfy/ then?

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I think Janna is cute and cool!

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>>90476320
They can do SoL episodes just by having Marco not immediately all-in chasing Star. It's not like he even knows why she left, there was nothing to really suggest she was in danger and he has no idea Toffee is even alive, and the Lives and the March thingy imply he doesn't intend to chase her yet.
>>90476377
>It was all an extremely elaborate ruse to rustle shippers to as of yet unseen levels.

>>90476410
Well, the lyrics of "just Friends" is pretty convincing, and the show could lead us to this false sense of security of "obvious starco endgame" and then boom.

I would like it for its uncommon behavior

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>>90476430
Baby boomer logic. Except both parents actively fought in wars so they spoiled her twice as much as a way of making their own childhoods retroactively suck less somehow.

Plus, they let her hang out with Pony Head and tried to pair her up with Tom.

>>90476301
>her fight with Toffee and having to break her wand would've been a better subject.

Yeah; if Star really had to include a "she did WHAT?!" moment, she should have used the story about the time she blew up the Royal Magic Wand, because that at least can be spun positively: she did it to save her friend, for all she has she will sacrifice to protect those she cares about (like you, people of Mewni!)

And also the wand was (mostly) fixed while the search for Glossaryck was still in progress, as far as she knew.

(Hey, for that matter, "we'll keep your secret" isn't even what the king and queen said! Sure, it's what they ended up doing, but what they said to Star at the end of "Raid the Cave" amounted to "don't worry about it; we'll handle this." Which should have given that segment of the song a very different story!)

>>90476284
>be Mewnian Royal Event Planner
>get a preview of Star's Song Day Song
>act 4: "Star's Love Confession for her Best Friend (hisnameisMarcoDiaz)"
>well, I guess I better put another consort chair in the royal box

>>90476430
When they stopped to monitor the situation with monsters enough. I mean, until Toffee came into play, everything was going fine

>>90476488
they also let the royal guards babysit her

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>>90476477
She sure is

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What if Jackie's talisman falls off, and that turns her back into mermaid form?

>>90476015
Marco was a terrible host.

>>90476428
This means they not only think that, but are perfectly okay with it.

>>90476435
But in BBTBC Angie and Rafael were happy about Jackie being Marco's date.
Unless temporarily embracing Jarco is all a part of the 69D Intergalactic Operation.

>>90476430
I imagine Moon was too busy fulfilling her duties as she saw fit to really provide her side of the parenting process. River may seemingly have his act together now that he's older, but that doesn't mean he'd have any clue how to impart that onto Star. I can imagine him teaching her things that he likely learned as a child and were what lead to his rather troublesome youth, if the Star vs comics are to be believed.

Or, perhaps Moon was available to do her part but was too lenient, given her personality is likely heavily influenced by her upbringing. We can't say for sure, but she seemed to act much more becoming of a princess in training and likely did as she was told. Glossaryck alludes to this in Page Turner when comparing his methods for teaching her in comparison to Star.

In addition, they probably gave her too much freedom and let her interact with the terrible influence that is Ponyhead. The damage is largely done by now, to get her back on track to being sufficient to lead Mewnie will take time and a unique approach that fits in with her established personality.

>>90476482
Just Friends is also their second favorite song, though. That means there has to be a first favorite for them to sing together.

Personally, I think it would be pretty lame. All that build up just to go "Psych!"? Really?

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>>90476477
Amen

>>90476402
>implying that Moon and River didn't blame that on a monster terrorist attack and launch a retaliation on a monster territory with massive corn reserves

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So... we all talked about the fact that there's an island of garbage right next to the Merfolk kingdom on the world map that's in the new book right?

GARBAGE ISLAND? Is this seriously master level memery or what? Is this part of Nefcy's plan?

Wouldn't it make even more sense that Jackie is a mermaid now? Is she supposed to be a literal mermaid? Appearing to lure a "ship" towards certain doom? Only for Marco to find out that she's a stinky fish that lives near garbage beach, and not a beautiful maiden?

>"What's wrong Marco? Don't you want to be the King of Garbage Island?"
>"Uhhhhh, I've made a terrible mistake"

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>>90476538
Among Star's many problems, the violence and fighting thing isn't one of them. I doubt the guards taught her to be lazy, selfish, irreverent, rash, vindictive, and dumb. If anything, Star's folks would have seen her combat readiness as one of the few things about her they could boast about in polite company besides her looks.

>>90476592
Awesome Feeling is Marco's favorite song, and that's the "hanging out with Tom" song. We don't know Star's favorite song.

>>90475614
>star vs is becoming the new Steven universe problem on /co/
Allowing gurls on here was a mistake

>>90476568
>temporarily embracing Jarco is all a part of the 69D Intergalactic Operation
It's all within the four's keikaku*.

Of course, Nefcy is playing 70D Game of Life.

*keikaku means plan

>>90476477

SHE IS SHIT

>>90476568
Jarco is both part of the plan and the Diaz's safety switch Starco doesn't work out. Moon and River know how their daughter acts like and bringing in a factor that could make her jealous is important.

Okay, I just need 12 stickers more

>>90476588
so mewni is basically fucked

>>90476568
Rafael also had a rather interesting line in Starcrushed:
"Where's your partner in crime? ...Star, Marco. I was talking about Star. Jackie is no criminal. Star, however, now THAT'S a criminal."

He sounded rather approving with that line, and oddly dismissive of Jackie with the "no criminal" line. I swear, Nefcy's wild ride will be the end of me.

>>90476430
They had her too late. Seriously, look at how old Moon and River are. They just couldn't keep up.

>>90476501
>Act 3: Royal Secrets from Royal Shame
>welp, might as well sharpen the axes now

>>90476684
Jelaous or willing to help her friend even sacrificing her own happiness

>>90476702
They aren't that old

>>90476640
Right, and we still need to find out what her favourite song is. Because you don't say "second favourite song" without planning on revealing the favourite song later.

Wait, did Marco say Awesome Feeling was his favourite Love Sentence song? I don't remember that.

>>90476693
The criminal part was before he put 2 and 2 together about romantic feelings dwelling between the two of them.

>>90476556
Would that be a problem that Marco can help her solve?

>>90476713
Just - just making sure:
"Royal Shame" refers to the specific incident of Star losing Glossaryck and the book to Ludo, and not what Star thinks of herself in general, right?

>>90476556
>Marco received a message from Jackie
>"Marco help im too wet"
>He got straight to her
>saw her as a mermaid
>"Don't worry, Jackie, I've saved enough for a canoe."

>>90476766
Both? She did approve of that part, didn't she?
Why the hell did they have no oversight anyway?

>>90476741
he put 2 and 2 long ago, he just didn't think it'll be a one-sided relationship

He thought they were banging like crazy already. With, you know, magic sounds

>>90476721
They're both middle-aged and Star's just 14.

>>90476741
There is no way he's that oblivious. No one can be. It's not physically possible, especially for someone like Rafael, with his relationship with Angie being what it is.

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>>90476623
Marco's destiny is to live as Prime King Janitor of garbage island. There is no doubting it.

>>90476688
If things stay as they are now, then pretty much yeah. However, with the severity of the situation likely to set in with all those involved, I could see Moon taking a more proactive approach to dealing with Star.

I mean, imagine if Star saw her mother doing the things she did in the finale. She'd likely be much more interested in listening to her as she moves away from that more traditional, boring monarch personality that she's likely experienced for all her life. It's one of the real shortcomings of Moon that she didn't identify that Star would respond to that much better than trying to get her to play by strict rules. But hey, parents are people and people fuck up. Hopefully Moon looks to change her approach and really get to grips with Star moving forward. How cool would it be if Star and Moon go on learning adventures, similar to her lone outing in Face the Music.

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Star is the best dancer

>>90475718
Maybe at one point. Now, no.

>>90475614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml41LRWQrV8
Hey it's Sussie

>>90476787
kek

>>90476659
:(

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>>90476623
Your idea STINKS! Just like garbage island!

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>>90475879
The mind cannot withstand such an assault.

Give it to me straight, doc.

Will Starco happen?

>>90476872
Yes/No

>>90476810
Wait a minute...
*remembers an episode about Tom and that smooch buddies line*
Wait a fucking minute! No way that episode was so meta only by accident...

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Would you guys say the show has a sameface problem?

>>90476623
Tom's not very creative. There's probably not enough imagination in that noggin of his to invent a horrible place to racially insult Marco with.

>>90476872
It will.

But not until lots of suffering happens first.

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>>90476830
I would die happy

>>90476872
Isn't this the third time you've asked this exact question? Anyway, the answer is: Yes. Yes it will.

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>>90476830
this face + gesture combo never gets old

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Best hug in the series

>>90476894
No

>>90476810
There is no Garbage Island, though, That's garbage Beach.

>>90476663
You fool, Nefcy's playing on a completely different level.

Hers is a game of 3+iD of Twilight Imperium.

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>>90476843

No, this is Susie

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>>90476588
Star is like River, Johansen just want to have fun, and do stuff, that's why Butterfly family tell Johansen family "You spoiled my lunch like you spoil Butterfly family tree" He even skip his duty just go out and hunt down monster. I think the next season star will be hard hit by reality and she will be forced to grow up.

>>90476938
On the left seems to be an island.

>>90476938
>The Waterfolk Kingdom was the original garbage island

>>90476592
That argument does not seem very relevant, it could be anything since it was applied to that context,then the foreshadow is still there

>>90476949
Hey there Susie, sleepy head!

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>>90476938
Whats the thing on the top left over there that looks exactly like Garbage beach but surrounded by water?

>>90476894
No

>>90476713
Wouldn't the even planner get in as much trouble as the minstrel if he/she okayed something titled like that to go onstage?

>>90476967
Why did Star climb on that tree?

>>90476926
Oh, now there's some other kind of 'piercing' she loved, I get it.

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>>90476924
>Star will never hug you this way

Why even live?

>>90476623
He'd be disgusted at first, but then he'd tell Jackie about all the horrible things he's smelt, tasted, and generally experienced in his life and assure her that this is practically nothing.

Then in about 10 years, the two of them have reformed the place so well that it'll be called Garbage Island because compared to it, the place you live in is garbage.

>>90476894
tbqh i don't know what 'sameface problem' even is

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>>90476899
Exactly. He was like, whats the shittiest place on Mewni? OH! Garbage island, of course. He even has a picture of it.

>>90476693
Yeah but then he goes "holy shit, I had a teenage boy and a teenage girl living under the same roof with no supervision"

>>90476974
Fuck no, there's a big divide between a simple administrative oversight and performing what amounts to a direct insult of the ruling couple of the kingdom.

>>90476974
He's just following orders. Who knows, maybe it's Princess Star's brand of...eccentricities.

>>90476964
Not really? We've gotten foreshadowing that goes both ways. Besides, again, I doubt they would go through all that trouble just to go "PSYCH!", especially since several members of the crew ship Starco.

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>>90476908
>When dat beat drops but you're white

>In the rule 63 universe Moon spoiled the Butterfly family name to fug a thicc amazon shortstack

Based 2bh

Every person on the crew who interacts with the fans, ships Starco. Tell me why Jarcofans think they'll win, again, because I'm not understanding how they're choosing to ignore this.

>>90477000
If that's actually true and it's a real location then I'd be blown away, little jokes like that which come full circle later are always a pleasure to see in any form of media.

>>90477011
I somehow doubt someone as...ahem, "active", as Rafael would be that oblivious.

>>90476872
No ,it won't.
All we have is star's feelings, but they most certainly won't be reciprocated

>>90477048
Most of them are just shitposting.

>>90476872

Of course it will

>>90475743
Toffee for KH3!!!

>>90477067
that's exactly what his problem is
he's too active to pay attention to anything

>>90476986
>Star's wings will never flap uncontrollably just from hugging you

>>90477048
Some of them like the couple and think it's been getting development?

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>>90477000
THESE NUMBERS POINT TO THE TRUTH!

>>90476990
>Princess Marco destabilized plenty of kingdoms,
>but Marco "Insecurity Boy" Diaz established the Clean Kingdom, previously the Garbage Island.
>and together, as the King and Queen of Clean Kingdom, Marco and Jackie built their own legacy
>starting with befriending the Waterfolk Kingdom.

>>90476864
It's shit post my (wo)man
Well not the star vs becoming Steven u on /co/

>>90476924
After she just fucked Oskar in the sky..

>>90477048
I like them. I don't even care if it's endgame or not at this point.
>muh meta

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>Janna will become your CEO
>She remembers everything you wrote or said about her.
how fucked are you /co/?

>>90477067
If he were really that active Marco wouldn't be an only child.

>>90477131
Nothing
I've literally said nothing about her

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>>90477152
liar

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>>90477131
I'm promoted.

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>>90477131
Good thing smelly human will never be able to back trace me.

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>>90477131
i'm fine
only supported her at all times

>>90477149
Given all the stuff he and Angie do together, I'm starting to think that Marco being an only child isn't from a lack of trying...

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>>90475879
The door is that way

>>90477131

I'd kick her in the nuts

>>90476623

Why does everyone hate jackie so much? What has she done specifically that makes her such an evil bitch to begin with??

>>90477131
>I've occasionally made fun of her
>But I've also said nice things about her as well
...um. I guess we're good?

>>90477184
Would Star even want Marco if he turned out to be a manslut?

>>90477149
Unfortunately he and his wife have fertility problems and so try to fill the hole in their family that is their miracle baby's lack of siblings with lots and lots of exchange students.

No of course this isn't canon! There's no way anything like that would ever come up!

>>90477048
I guessing they're hoping they can change people's minds.

>>90477045
>the episode where the thicc amazon shortstack in a loincloth tries to give her son piggyback rides to make her forget about what she thinks is his girlfriend

>>90477191
What if Marco is from a previous marriage and Angie is infertile?

>>90477174
But it's true though
I barely talk about anyone

>>90477209
She's in the way of Starco?

>>90477231
...that'd be pretty sad, actually.

>>90476500
Yeah, seriously. There was nothing even vaguely implied about keeping the loss of the spellbook a secret in what they told Star.

kissing star on the wings

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>>90477268

>>90476894
no

>>90477231
>Angie is infertile
That could possibly be the dumbest thing ever said in these threads.

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>>90477131
My night is going to be very good

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>>90477268

>>90477268
With no survivors.

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>>90477149
I'm sure Grandma Diaz expected more than one. At least F O U R.

>>90477298
Bane?

>>90477280
I have such a nostalgia boner right now

>>90477209
Nothing. She is actually a really nice person, and everyone in-universe likes her and she likes everyone. She's cool. Even if, as a character, she is somewhat underdeveloped, but that can be easily fixed.

But unfortunately, she is an obstacle in the way of the Cute and Perfect, and therefore must be removed, or suffer.

>>90477301
This picture rip my heart apart on how fucking cute it is

>>90477209
Because trying to make Jackie an antagonistic character is easier than dealing with "Marco has his dream girl, she's near perfect and they love each other. Now what?"

>>90477226
>The episode where BoyStar's thicc shortstack of a mom visits and bunks in his room
>He gets a front row seat to his mom stripping down and having a drawn-out sweaty wrestling match with a she-clown in a similar undressed state.

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>>90477293
>Infertile
>With THESE hips

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>>90477090
Marco is already half Xehanort

>>90477332
>>90477332
>He gets a front row seat to his mom stripping down and having a drawn-out sweaty wrestling match with a she-clown in a similar undressed state.
Which episode was this? I don't remember there being a clown.

>>90477293
Are you sure?
There's been alot of stuff posted in these threads...

>>90477337
Somebody please tell me tat this isn't real

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>>90477219
>>90477231

Please stop this

>>90476894
Surprisingly, no. It also doesn't often use noodle limbs unlike a certain other show that is rife with sameface and even more cuckoldry,

>>90476477
>"Wanna see a dead body?"
Yeah, no thanks.

>>90477378
Loud House has a sameface problem.
Can't figure out why tho

>>90477446
delet

>>90477209
Starcucks are easily threatened.

>>90477219
The exchange students seem to be so their son has someone to be distracted by while they fuck 24/7

>>90477231
Except Angie and Rafael were high school sweethearts

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>>90477476
You guys just can't handle the fact that Jarco is a roadblock. Its like you unironically missed all the extremely blatant foreshadowing.

I have another question, are you Jarcofags actually autistic? It seems you're missing certain ques.

>>90477446
>not Moon

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>>90477446
And that is an edit of this.

>>90477191
All honesty, Angie could just be on birth control or had her tubes tied because she and Rafael decided they'd only have one child. Considering how absent minded and neglectful they are with the one, it's probably a good thing they didn't have more. It's a wonder how Marco became the safe kid with parents like his and not like Star

>>90477553
Television

>>90477508
>Jackie tells Star to step off

>VA uses her Azula voice.

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>>90477357
The episode from S1 called "Royal Pain." River gets kicked out of the castle by Moon and decides to stay with Star.

It's also the episode we find out that mewmans don't have toilets.

>>90477619
Is that the one where he invites a bunch of other kings for a party?

>>90477508
>ques

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Why do mean Flip witches bum bully Mexican safeboys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRYXlR3dyoU

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>>90476377
I'd be mad but have a modest amount of respect for the crew to pull something like that.

>>90477446
One of the most powerful spells in the Butterfly arsenal, able to simultaneously incapacitate entire armies and miraculously bolster the royal treasury.

>>90477643
ye

>>90477658
I cringed but I also laughed

>>90475614
more like Meme's vs the forces of Reddit

>>90477446
The funny thing is that I think those are the original poses in the book. All they had to do was add the pole

>>90477508
Foreshadowing? All Starco fags keep bringing up is BMB because it's all they have at this point. And that's being implied to be evil now.

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>>90477689
>ywn stick five dollar bills in Moon's thong as she pole dances

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>>90475879

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>>90476980
Same reason as why did the chicken cross the road?

>>90477736
Anon, calling something "Reddit" has lost any effect it might have had due to severe overuse. It means nothing anymore, if it ever did.

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>>90477048
We don't actually care, but we love to see annoying Starco shippers suffer.

As long as they don't throw best girl under the bus and actually develop the relationship.

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Give it to me straight, /co/

is he gonna be okay?

>>90477835
well, it's clearly become a meme show taylor made for reddit, so I think it's pretty apt

I bet the first episode of the next season is going to be about Janna confessing her love to Marcos along Brittney, Sabrina and much more.

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>>90477861
>words that mean nothing
You can stop trying at anytime now.

>>90477834
She wanted to Cuck-a-doodle doo?

>>90477857
Since when can Kappas fly?

So a recap:
>Marco is a filthy slut
>Star is a homewrecker
>Jackie is the town bicycle
>Janna is a rapist
>Mrs. Diaz and Queen Moon are whores
>Starco is dead
>Mackie is dying
>Manna didnt even have a chance
>Tomco not even once
>Marcapoo is deader than dead

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>>90477857
Dennis cares for his big brother. He'd do anything to make sure his big brother gets better. I think he'll do just fine.

>>90477930
Sounds about right.

>>90477857
>>90477857
I'm sure that in S3 Dennis will die for our sins.

>>90477048
Because they're all dancing to nefcy's tune, same as you. And Nefcy is a notorious cuckquean and emotional masochist who self-inserts as Star and will never allow her to stop suffering.

>>90477366
It isn't real. Actually, it's kinda dumb and horribly bishounenish.

>>90477915
I guess Ludo's family is made up of kappas and tengus. Dennis must take more after his mother.

>>90477937
TOFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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>>90476830

>>90477930
>>Mrs. Diaz and Queen Moon are whores
But they're monogamous, or at least Mrs. Diaz seems to be.

>>90477930
Pretty much.
>Jackie is secret pure
>Hekapoo is literally dead

1.Angie/Moon
2.Hekapoo
3.Star
4.Jackie
5.Janna

Order of who I most want to sit on my face to who I least want to sit on my face

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>>90477857
>Introduced as only character to care for Ludo
>Named uniquely from the rest of his family
>Concerned for his brothers safety
>Brother taken over by bloodthirsty villain who could care less for the people in Ludo's life that care about him

This nigga ded...

>>90477811
You'd have to get in line behind all the other invading forces, unless you're part of the archery unit, then you can just shoot your money onto the stage.

Janna and Jackie are hungry sluts

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Rescue Star arc when?

>>90477990
The Diazes and Moons are obviously swingers who switch partners with each other.

>>90477976
>No HOL UP

Shameful

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>>90477976

>>90477736

>Reddit and Memey
>Steven Redditverse
>The Amazing Reddit of Memeball
>Meme Titans Go!
>Memebob Redditpants

>>90477857
>Dennis... Dennis... ah yes, Ludo's precious little brother. The only one who really cared about him in that miserable little family.
>Such a shame, he was a good kid. But it shouldn't make much a difference to you, Moon. After all... he's just "another monster" to you.

>>90478010
Season 3.

>>90476437
would love to see this.

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>>90478046

>>90477857
(My prediction) In season 3 Ludo will gone mad and trying to kill everyone, Dennis will try to comfort him, but when Ludo is about to give in, Toffe will possess Ludo and kill Dennis.

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Why did this bitch completely derail Jarco's Summer romance when she didn't even plan on sticking around to take Marco for herself? Is she just a natural born homewrecker?

>>90478089
Because she's being forced to leave Earth for probably forever because an ancient enemy has returned and wants her dead? So she wants to leave without any regrets?

>>90477857
Dennis will kill his father in anger for what he did to Ludo and their mom..
Ludo will be mind-controlled against his will by Toffee into killing Dennis and all the other siblings so he will be the rightful heir of the kingdom.

>>90478089
>a natural born homewrecker?
yes

>>90478123
Unless she expected Marco to come with her, a relationship was impossible so it didn't bring any closure and she still has the regret of no relationship with Marco, the only difference is she ruined Marco and Jackie's fun.

>>90476284
They can see the obvious transition of their relationship.

>>90478089
You can always spend your summer sucking dicks at skate camp like you usually do, Jackie

>>90478123
>ancient enemy has returned and wants her dead
did you even watch the final?
He want his finger
noone wants something from star

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>>90478123
>>90478089
Question: What would've fucked up Marco more? Star leaving with no trace and having Marco find out after the party that his best friend was gone and she never returns or the events of the finale where she blurts her feelings and watches every trace of Star disappear before his very eyes?

>>90478089
Yeah, she's a bitch.

>inb4 a horde of Starcucks defend their bitch that was filling to screw around with Oskar just so she can forget Marco

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>>90478010
Star getting accidentaly run over by a truck and dies and after she is buried marco then finds another princes who looks like her and is also named star and they get along but then after a few episodes it was revealed that the original star never died but was in a hospital in a coma but now she's okay and marco has to choose between which of the two stars she loves but then another princess who is also named star and looks like her arrives and says that she was betrothed to marco when they were young arc when?

>>90478144
Toffee will manipulate Dennis to kill Ludo's father. Because his big brother needs help. Because his big brother has big plans.

After the deed is done, and only after, will Toffee show his true colors and wipe out the rest of Ludo's clan to secure his control over the monsters once more.

>>90478193
To be fair, we really don't know the full extent of his plan. He wants his finger back, but what then?
Does he grow a new body from it?
Does he go on to attack the Butterfly Kingdom?
All of Mewni? Free Eclipsa? Conquer other dimensions?

WHAT IS YOUR PLAN NEFCY

>>90476284
He's a good friend. Sadly, they are forcing Marco into a spotlight, literally, where he's uncomfortable with.

Marco immediately notices this and moves away from the spotlight because he just thinks Star is a friend only and he is loyal to Jackie only.

Not like Starcofags care about Marco's feelings unless it is directed toward Star and their precious ship.

>>90478174
It brought closure that she managed to tell him. She didn't care if he returned her feelings, all she cared about was that she told him the truth before she left Earth, because not only is there the possibility that she might never return, but it's possible that she could die. So there's that to consider.

>>90478193
Yeah, I watched the finale. Remember what he said? "Tell Star I'm coming for my finger." He's coming to take the finger back from her, and besides which, he already tried to kill Moon, and the Butterflies, before. She's going to be a target as well. Finally, Moon didn't say "Toffee's coming for his finger", she said "Toffee has returned", as well as "We need to leave, and go back to Mewni". For Star, those are some pretty obvious implications.

>>90478219
Definitely the former. He can go after her for the latter, but the former would leave him not only unaware of where she went, it would give him the feeling that his best friend just left without even saying goodbye. That would hurt way more.

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>>90478074
Does Marco really have a rivalry with an eight year old?

>>90478220
So both confessing and trying to move on are both bitch things to do in your eyes?

What should have Star done?

>>90478287
It's bait, anon.

>>90478123
>ancient enemy has returned
>Queen moon doesnt recruit a team of 5 teenagers with attitude
Theyre gonna lose this battle

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>>90478089
Oh fuck. This just made me realize how large my boner is going to be to watch Jackie suffer.

Little Ms. "i'm a perfect chill skater girl" gets brought down a few pegs. I want to lick those pretty tears off her face.

Really. I can't think of something more I'm looking forward to then to see Jackie's precious little heart break. I love her suffering.

People I would give the dick to in this order.

1. Jackie
2. Hekapoo
3. Angie
4. Moon
5. Starfan13
6. Kelly
7. Ponyhead
8. Japanese version of Star
9. Princess Marco
10. Star

>>90478219
The former would've lead him on a rescue mission immediately, only to ultimately discover the truth and fuck him up

The latter just fucks him up right away so he can get over it faster

>>90478298
>FINALLY AFTER ONE SEASON I'M FREE! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER MEWNI!

>>90478298
>Star (Blue)
>Marco (Red)
>Tom (Black)
>Jackie (White)
>Janna (Pink)
There you go.

>>90478277
>the former would leave him not only unaware of where she went, it would give him the feeling that his best friend just left without even saying goodbye. That would hurt way more.

Marco actually did that in Running With Scissors but nobody noticed because of the different flow of time

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>>90478308
Your taste is meme tier and you're actually awful for having this opinion.

>>90478287
>What should have Star done?
Not that ann but she shouldnt have pushed marco to jackie if she was unsure of her own feelings for starters or she did push them she should not have confessed to marco since it will only ruin both their friendship and relationship with jackie

>>90478010
Don't you remember Star own's words? Star doesn't need a hero, she just need a friend. And Marco is doing a good job of it on his side. Sadly, Star fucked up on her own side by making their friendship awkward, putting Marco in a position where he can't properly convey his thoughts, as well as fucking up her and his relationship with Jackie.

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>>90478308

Worst List EVER!

>>90478321
GO GO PRINCESS RANGERS

>>90478089
Haha wouldn't it be funny if season 3 opens with Marco opening up a portal to Mewni and going after Star and Jackie is just never mentioned again?

>>90478321
>ugliest character as the pink ranger

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>>90475879

>>90478325
Shouldn't you be in Mewni, Star?

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>>90478308
That's one bad list

>>90478325
>>90478343
>bawww why is my autistic waifu that fucked up her own kingdom but likely her own universe not on the top list of some guy's list of people want to fuck

Starcucks are so sensitive. Why don't act like your bug princess and grow a carapace so your feelings won't get hurt?

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>>90478279
>When Marco tries to get Star back only to realize Jeremy took her back first