LOL

>>90462402
Am I supposed to disagree with this?

>tfw remember adolescence as thirsty lonely ass-ugly teenage girl
Still a little painful.

>>90462654
BRIXTON
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>>90462402
Okay, now post the punchline

>>90462654
Post feet

>>90462402
Oh thats why she invited me to go watch a concert with her back then damn

>>90462654
>tfw remember a girl who kept giving hints that she liked me
>too autistic to realize at the time cause I was crushing on another girl

THANKS FOR BRINGING BACK THE MEMORIES ASSHOLE.

>>90462654
I bet you got fucked the same.

>>90462654
>tfw remember adolescence as a thirsty lonely ass ugly teenage boy
and post adolescene
and young adulthood

>>90463800
>tfw this girl I liked asked me if I liked her but I was such a spastic loser I told her no and she left with a really disappointed look on her face

Fuck young me. I don't know why I did that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw

>>90462654
What I remember were the incredibly clear opportunities for me to get laid that I missed because I was so incredibly, skull-fuckingly obtuse.

>>90463800
>tfw I remember my7/10 best friend asking me on why I never asked her out
>tfw i though it was a joke and told her that she's like one of the bro's since she was tomboyish at that time
>tfw i got my tomboy fetish from her
END MY SUFFERING

>>90463800
>>90462654
>>90464071
>Not just immediately dashing even the idea a woman was interested in you even if the situation heavily implies she was
Fucking normie faggots with healthy self esteem. Get of MY /co/ REEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEE

>>90462654
>lonely
>girl
Wrong!

>>90464157
Not wrong, she just had standards and self-respect.
Enough standards not to stoop to the lonely boys who were all gross and enough self respect not to become the cumdumpster for the attractive boys in a fleeting chance at the illusion of affection.

>>90464246
I didn't realize the choice was so limited!

>>90464246
>you have to date to not be lonely
Get a load of this guy. I guess all children are lonely until after they hit puberty.

>>90464287
It is when you're lonely. If you had the where withall to not be lonely your options are obviously much wider. But if you're desperate then you've no where else to go.

>>90464332
>lonely girl
>actually has a choice
>lonely boy
>has his hand and the internet
I feel for you, I really do

>>90464362
They have a choice too. They could lower their standards too.
Though they can't just whore themselves out.

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>>90462402
the artists should've just made straight up porn

this is garbage

>>90464396
>They could lower their standards too.
But as you've already pointed out, the girls aren't going to choose them no matter how desperate they are

>>90464437
No you've just gotta be higher than what she considers below her standards.

>>90464433
Quit being such a bitch

>>90464396
If a guy is r9k levels of lonely then what standards are there left to lower himself to? Face it, a "lonely girl" doesn't really exist, just one that has pride.

>>90464501
Lonely girls exist.
In middle school throughout high school There was this ugly girl who probably had some mental problems no one would ever talk to. She also smelled like shit.

Girls can be disgusting losers too.

>>90464501
That's a really fucked up double standard you have there, and it's one that most of modern society seems to share.

>>90463918
This is decent. Joke is obvious but it's well done.

>>90462402
What an amateur, she didn't even try an anonymous mix tape left in his locker.

>Being socially aware enough to even realize a girl's existence, let alone talk to one.
Man, just quit your wining. You may have wasted your chance, but I never got mine.

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>>90462402
>Girl comes up to me after graduation
>real shy, smiling a little
>So anon, I was wondering if you wanted to do anything over the summer?
>No, I plan on relaxing and getting ready for college
>get to college
>a few weeks in, about to fall asleep
>snap awake
>FUCK
I am still kicking myself for that one.
I didn't lose my virginity until 8 years later.

>>90462402
>Tfw the third panel actually happened to me and I was too retarded to get the hint
>End up helping her hook up with a friend of mine so she has someone to go with
>Year or two later she tells me she was asking me out

How retarded am I /co/

>>90464890
Was she cute at least?

>>90464920
Not really. Bad end: "ew no why would I go with you?" Worse end: you're in prison for rape.

>>90464920
Seeing how many people post this kind of shit whenever something like this gets posted, not very retarded.

>>90464932
yes
She was a blackish tomboy
Or do you mean my first? Because no, no she was not. She was this horrible psycho christian colombian divorcee who hit me all the time and psychologically/emotionally abused me.

>>90464890
>>90464920
Why not just deny the idea anyone could be interested in you that way? I mean there was a girl I used to talk to in class and strangely enough she would actually laugh and not try to cut our conversations short. Then she said we should hang out over the summer. Clearly that meant nothing. And the girl who wrote her number in my yearbook. Not interested.
And I'm so obviously not hung up about it, otherwise I wouldn't be thinking about it almost a decade later. Because I also have a lot going on in my life.

>>90464997
Why didn't you kill her?

>>90463855
not until I was 21.

>>90465078
Anon I'm pretty sure that's the source of most of these stories, mine included

>>90464501
Not true, girls can be autistic weirdos too. There's just less of them, and they're less proud of it.

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>>90465093
Because being in jail means you don't get to find better women.
I did tell her to go fuck herself though, had this glorious epiphany while she was telling me how successful her made up retarded friend was that you know, I don't actually need this anymore, I'd rather be alone. And I laughed in her face and told her to fuck off, we're done.
She started screaming so loud she started to fall off my front steps, so I reached out and grabbed her back and she had some kind of flashback and froze up, acting really afraid of me. I then tried to drive her home and before I could even start the car, she grabbed my hair and yanked, and wouldn't let go until I thought things out, figured out where my arm was, and elbowed her hard in the stomach. I then drove her home, at which point she yelled that I'd hit her, and her father just gave me this look like "Oh boy, this again." I could see he understood so I just walked away.
Every girl after her has been a breeze.

>>90465126
Yeah, social intelligence hits late in guys. Which is annoying as shit.

> Senior in HS
> Half black tomboy is the Platoon Leader in JROTC
> I am the Platoon Seargent
> Work together all the time
> She says that since neither of us have dates to the prom, we should go together
> I say no, I hate stupid junk like that

I AM THE BIGGEST FUCKING RETARD.

I did it again in College with a different girl. To this day, I dont blame females for not showing interest in me. I had plenty of chances and I flushed them.

>>90465285
Borderline Personality disorder do you reckon? Something worse?

>>90464362
>actually has a choice
I technically could have stood up in front pf the school and hollered "WHO HERE HATES THEMSELVES ENOUGH TO PORK ME!? I NEED COCK! ANY COCK! I SIT AROUND ALL DAY IN MY STUFFY FUCKING ROOM RUBBING MY GREASY SLIT RAW! THE REASON I'M SUCH AN ANGRY CUNT IS BECAUSE I'M NOT GETTING PLOWED!" and somebody might have taken me up on that offer- it would be more likely than if a male attempted the same.
But then I'd have to live my life as a whore/pariah.

>>90465406
Or are you still just oblivious to the game and you're being pinged by all of the babes?

>>90465417
I don't fucking know, man. She did lie a lot, and make a lot of bizarre claims. Like she said she had to go on a trip away from me, that she was going to Brazil or Colombia or some South American hellhole but never really told me what organization was behind it or why, and then when she got back she said she'd been kidnapped. And later that one of them had raped her. Both things she revealed when I was starting to lose interest in her.
Also she claimed she had a downs syndrome friend who was way better at life that me, and would call him and talk to him on the phone when I was playing guitar hero, just speaking really loud about how much better he was than me, and early on she told me that the ghost of her dead cat walks her house.
Finally, she tried to get me to marry her by saying her period was late, so I went out and bought her a pregnancy test right away (after dry heaving into the trashcan), she failed it of course.
Something was broken in her, I don't know what.

>>90465285
Thanks for the info. Kill was just an exaggeration and reference to "why doesn't Batman just kill the Joker," but the sentiment was there, since I'd prefer people to fight back if being physically abused. I'm glad you were able to get rid of her though, thanks for the story. I'm still a little surprised that you were able to drive her home. Something about that whole ordeal leaves me confused.

>>90465458
Or, alternatively, you could have asked out literally any boy and there was a good chance they'd say yes

>>90465458
>"WHO HERE HATES THEMSELVES ENOUGH TO PORK ME!? I NEED COCK! ANY COCK! I SIT AROUND ALL DAY IN MY STUFFY FUCKING ROOM RUBBING MY GREASY SLIT RAW! THE REASON I'M SUCH AN ANGRY CUNT IS BECAUSE I'M NOT GETTING PLOWED!"

post more

>>90465460
That actually could be happening. I am a fitbro with a good job and plenty of disposable income. I might have some mental block that prevents me from seeing the signals women put out.

I wish I wasn't such a coward when it comes to approaching women. I can talk to anyone as a friend or in a business capacity, but the moment a romantic possibility is involved, I am useless.

I know logically that there is no real consequence to rejection. Just take the L and move on, but I cant get past it.

>>90465599
That's not true at all. If a girl is genuinely ugly and not just a 7/10 pretending to be ugly then guys typically don't give them attention. Asking a guy out would be difficult because they would be likely to say no.

Are there really girls on /co/?
Will one of them be my Internet girlfriend?
You don't even have to send nudes

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>at an FFA dance
>the girl I was there with convinced me to slow dance with her
>short but thicc
>"You're a real good dancer, anon!"

I wasn't even into her but shit I was sweating

...I wasn't even in FFA

>>90465669
I know my little sister actively browses /co/ and /po/

>>90465567
Sounds like she definitely had problems.
>having premarital sex
Degenerate.

I still remember there was a girl who had a crush on me in the 8th grade and even the Substitute Teacher saw it and I didn't.

>>90465696
How little are we talking

>>90465696
Is she single? How nice are her feet? Would she be hired by Dan the man Schneider?

>>90465716
19 but i know she started browsing this site when she was around 13 or 14

>>90465599
>make passes at two of the computer nerds
rejected
>make pass at greasy cowboy kid who seems to enjoy hanging out with me in the auditorium
rejected
>make pass at fellow sperg and /co/ aficionado
rejected, he later becomes a tranny and is now fucking a 300 lb neckbearded being with a rainbow mohawk
>make pass at fancy pants retard
rejected

And then I stopped because I realized I had made a complete fool of myself.

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>>90465582
I offered to call her dad to come pick her up or call her a cab (I wanted to shut the door in her face so bad right then, kind of regret not doing so), but she said no. Which just makes her attack weirder.
Meanwhile I'd have probably had a fun summer romance and a string of girlfriends immediately following if I'd just taken that cute little black girl up on her offer.
Fuck you, teenage self. Fuck you.
>>90465706
I must be incredibly degenerate by now then

>>90465766
yo gimme her digits

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>>90462402

>Be decently hot
>Good personality
>Born with defect leaving me with no sex drive No balls yo
>Am a fuckin robot
>Outsider looking in since my brain isn't always swimming in hormones
>See love as objectively awful except for providing extra income
>Be confidant for everyone's fucking stupid useless drama in high school
>Have these people tried not being in relationships?
>Get more pleasure of turning down people that want to go out with me than I would if I went out with them
>Thinking about getting /fit/ and then running for office with a focus on infrastructure and justice

Objectivity and efficiency are my goals. Look for me soon, meatbags.

>>90465696
what's the age difference between her and you? What does she watch, what does she read?

>>90465815
You know you could have gotten hormone injections. Testosterone feels fucking amazing.

>>90465779
The only solution is to write all of these down and turn it into an anime. Tell me more of your life stories please.

>>90464475
this is shit on so many levels.

>>90465889

I take small doses in the morning cause it helps me from falling apart. Turns out that shit is important.

But my whole development was fucked due to irregularity in its production or lack there-of.

>>90465844
7 years, I think she watched Gravity Falls She's currently watching star vs, gumball and I know she posts on those threads I think she's a fan of webcomics but im not to sure on which one

>>90465078
Because I've dated other girls and learned their body and emotional language, now I know when one is interested as well as what they want. I also learned that girls really, really like me. I can't unlearn that, I can't pretend, and doing so is depressing.

>>90466006
>admitted to being 12 years old
B&

>>90466006
You should ask her out.

>>90466038
not him but you should probably delete this before you look like the least intelligent person in the thread

>>90466038
>little sister who is 19 and 7 years younger than me
>Im 12
/sci/ pls

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>>90466006
>She follows Star vs threads
Anon I think it's only fair to warn you: she has seen some freaky shit and I've been showing it to her

>>90466006
youre a faggot im gonna eat your last slice of pizza

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reminder that being 'in love' doesn't entitle you to being loved
and that love notes and long declarations of love are pathetic and disgusting.

>>90466067
NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!

>>90466039
If he's her older brother he should start slower like a shower together or a campout

>>90466134
This! Only force entitles someone to love you! If you love someone, the way to make them love you back is to force them into it.

>>90466067
anon I might be reaching here, but I think he was joking.

>>90466186
Start with headpats and hugs and then kiss her "accidentally" and when she likes it she's hooked! Easy!

>>90462402
>LOL thread
/v/ you're drunk, go back. This isn't even your home.

>>90464362
>"lonely" boy
>girls drop hints and ask them out
>shoot all the girls down out with obtuseness and sperging
>"waah I'm so lonely, it's not fair, why don't girls take the initiative, it's so easy for them they're just getting asked out"

The boys have a choice too

>>90464501
they do anon, they're just not as lonely as you.

>>90466276
>The boys have a choice too
KRYPTON HAD ITS CHANCE!

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>>90463800

>>90466291
Ew no, girls are icky. I just need to protect all the r9k kids because I feel bad for them.

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>>90466276
>girls drop hints and ask them out
????????????????????????????????

>That time your best friend showed off her lingerie because she wanted to know if it looked sexy
>That time she came out of the shower in just a towel while you were busy beating her score in temple run
>That time she was drunk and said that if you and her ever got married she would get her hair cut super short cause she knows how cute you find short hair

>>90466134
>and that love notes and long declarations of love are pathetic and disgusting.
>tfw remember long winded love notes I wrote
I should definitely kill myself.

>>90466006
So she's not watching TTGO or TLH right? Sounds like she has good taste.

>>90466395
nobody would stop you, I'm sure.

>>90466384
>tfw my friends do the 1st and 2nd one now because they have a thing for me but because they dont see me as a guy
You've never actually suffered until you seegirls being defenseless around you because they see you more as a brother figure than a man

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>>90466384
>that time you had a best friend who was a human in the same country as you and didn't move away
tell me what it's like

>>90466460
Or they think you're gay.

>>90462654
FOR
YOU

>>90466471
Do I tell the bad story? The one that explains my lack of romantic interest?

>>90466471
>that time you had a friend
DON'T DO THIS!

>>90466495
>Or they think you're gay.
you know that actually makes a lot of sense considering they always bring me clothes shopping with them even though i have 0 fashion sense

fuck.....

>>90466506
Lay it on me anon

>>90466554
the train has already left the station anon, we're doing this

>>90466574
I think it's time you hit on them anon. Or maybe after 2 weeks at the gym it'll be time. But you need to do something soon.

>>90466384
Wow she really likes you. This is anime-tier.

>>90466506
Please.

>>90466586
I've told this story so many times now that copypastaing it almost feels stale

>high school
>hanging out with a girl I was friends with at her house
>her bf comes over
>not too weird, we've all hung out before
>sitting on her bed, watching Netflix
>they start smooching and touching and stuff
>"I'll just go then, see ya later"
>she stops me, saying not to leave yet
>"....Kay, then....I'll just go wait outside..."
>also a no go, her dad is right outside and it'd look weird if I was just hanging out in the hall.
>So because of this, I have to sit in the floor with a pair of headphones watching the movie facing away from the bed

So I sat for the next 20 or so minutes questioning all major life choices I had made that led me into what is still one of the most uncomfortable experiences of my life.

It also turns out that her bf was gay, when I told this story to my gf she laughed and said I was probably the only thing keeping him hard

oh and after this happened

>about to head out for real now
>her bf already gone
>"oh, hey, guess what?"
>"What?"
>She licks the side of my face
>"[bf]'s dick!"
>I am/was germaphobic

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>sex drive
>fear of loneliness
>no love or emotional connection from fucking

It's like being Patrick Batemen but even more pathetic.

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>>90466709

>>90466361
Because it's the truth.

>>90466361
>roasties getting toastie

Go be an attention whore somewhere else pls.

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>>90466759
>>90466788

>>90466384
Wtf anon
My dick is literally still slimey from ass Fucking my bitch tonight. Your post is trying hard to kill my afterglow ghost boner.
For reals, I just checked to make sure I wasn't exaggerating, there's still lube around the dome. So grow a pair and just start Fucking bitches.

>these friendzone feelz posts
>the fucking pussys posting said posts
Wtf dudes? It's 2017, get over your pretty in pink moment. Life isn't slowing down for you to grow balls

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>>90466709
>hey guess what?
>boyfriend's dick!
but seriously, I feel you that sounds super uncomfortable and awful. Also really inconsiderate, I would have yelled at her later for it.

>>90466709
I think the girl might have had a cuck fetish. Thanks for the story though!

>>90466815
ive got a bitch now, tyrone

>>90466815
>trying this hard to impersonate a normie

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>>90466815
It's like pottery, if pottery was made of ghetto shit.

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Man reading this thread makes my own love story sound not as pathetic

its still pretty fucking stupid in retrospect but at least I got a qt gf after I stopped being an antisocial fuck

>>90466875
>after I stopped being an antisocial fuck
I can't seem to push myself at college to talk to people because I don't know what to talk about that people wouldn't find strange/boring. How the hell do I chat with people? I can't smalltalk for shit.

>i actually asked my longtime childhood friend out
>worked out and we got married
>have a daughter due in august
>tfw i paid my school loan and mortgages
>just got promoted
Cheer up anons Everything gonna be fine in the end

>>90466932
Did she have multiple boyfriends before you?

>>90466920
You never will, whatever's on their phone will always be more interesting than you. Seriously, this generation is fucked.

>>90466932
Post your wife's feet

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>In college
>Out of state, but a few people from school also attend
>Hanging out at friend's dorm, I think it was the night I showed him Kung Pow because he'd somehow never seen it
>It's late, so I leave
>Walking to my dorm all the way across campus when I see girl
>Girl also went to High School with me
>We were both awkward then, only new each other as acquaintances, but now it's different
>She bloomed in college, and by now I was getting /fit/
>We're talking and suddenly standing real close
>It's a light hazy drizzle outside
>Perfect movie moment
>"Hey, anon, I'm just heading back to my dorm. Alone. How about you?"
>Pause
>Reply with, "Oh, me, too." Then i said goodbye and left
>Realize twenty steps later what I just fucked up, but now it's too late
>Passing frat bros who witnessed the whole thing call me a fag, which I deserved
>Go home, watch youtube, and eat gummy worms

I am a man of constant sorrow.

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>>90466932
But does she like comics?

>>90466846
this was before cucks were invented

>>90466958
i was her first been together since the first grade

>sat next to a girl
>we were forced to do group assignments, hence interact
>she was all up on my dick, really
Every post ITT

>>90467040
well good for you. Enjoy living the dream I probably would have lived if I wasn't retarded as a teenager.
And in college.
And after college.

>>90466920
I was still antisocial when in college. Mostly kept to myself except when I had to do shit with others and would occasionally find something in common, usually it was d&d or mtg as I'm also a fa/tg/uy, then I would go to the local casino and sometimes chat with people playing the slots next to me. Now I'm working as a teacher and I get antisocial tinges from time to time but not as bad

>>90466006
Look at it this way, at least she doesn't browse /tv/.

>>90462402
I feel like there is a small amount of truth to this, but honestly ignoring the advances of women has always been my go to way to turn girls down.

>>90462402
>tfw no girl has ever asked me out

>>90467038
Cuckolding has been a thing for a long time, but it was just less popular until recently.

>>90466811
checked but speaking of >>90467189 meme, was he thiscolor?

>>90467106
>Now I'm working as a teacher
How did that happen?

>>90467307
no

>>90462402
The only girls that have ever shown interest in me have all been black. I don't know what it means.

>>90467344
You've got a meta gene that attracts black people to you. You have to become the Black Magnet!

>>90467315
I went to college to be an educator? I wanted to help people learn but be like that bitter teacher stereotype which I kindof am. I only have a close group of friends that I hang out with and actively avoid being near any students outside the campus

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>>90467398
>not Sweet Boi

>>90467445
I just mean that it's a bit unusual to be a teacher if you're antisocial. Also what do you do if a girl student has a crush on you?

>>90467567
I've only been a teacher for 2 years but I wouldn't be a dumbass and get myself fired over a student crush altough I'm told most people think I'm ok

>>90467344
They want some of your white privilege to rub off on them

>>90467344
You've got lightning in your pants, common problem

>>90467883
SHAZAM!

>>90465927
stay mad baconfag

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>>90466709

>>90467344
Black girls are the lowest desirable demographic among girls, so they are more proactive in showing their attraction.

>>90464437
>>90464396
Most dudes could 'lower their standards'.

I've learnt that my standards aren't what's stopping me getting laid, it's that I'm just a lazy fuck who can't be arsed with the dating game.

probably gonna die a virgin and it bothers me pretty much none at this point I've got a healthy social life and friends that care so fuck it

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>>90462402
>tfw girl was dropping subtle hints about liking you
>tfw your friends actually did point this out when she wasn't around
>tfw she was one of the shittiest people that someone wormed their way into your group and you hated her
The one time I actually realized a girl was hitting on me, and she just had to be absolutely horrendous.

>>90468551
Yeah, pretty much this.
I've decided to embrace my inner wizard. Though I'm pretty sure my dad started off that way and he got married, too.

>>90462402
>tfw the only girls who ever come onto me are the ones already in relationships

why am I the one they want to cheat on their boyfriends with
I don't want to cuck some poor guy

>>90464501
It's not like they'd all come out in the open to let you know they exist.
>why don't lonely people just get together so they're not lonely anymore?
Why, indeed

This whole thread makes me deeply uncomfortable.

>>90466920
Never small talk. it's boring and puts people on auto pilot
ask about things you notice about them or ask how to do a thing they seem like they could be good at

>>90468644
If it made you feel warm and fuzzy inside that would be concerning

>>90462654
Guys don't really read the signs much. They wouldn't fuck themselves, so they can't imagine that someone else would, so they just keep laying it on not really being sure when its ready.

Even at best they're not good at figuring it out often. Hard to say if its humans in general, but subtext is often something lost until ten years later when you suddenly put it together randomly.

If you want to cheat the system, get a friend to help you out, who slips to the guy that you like that you're into him. You kinda need that backhanded sort of obvious thing to make it work at times.

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>>90462402
>when one of the girls who hung out in my friend group kept doing weird shit to me like grabbing my ass at random times and sometimes randomly asking if I was asexual or gay
>think she was just messing around so just laugh it off
>junior year, she randomly tells me one day that she used to like me, just respond with "...Oh."
>tfw nowadays she doesn't talk to us and has a new boyfriend like every week
To be fair, she hit on pretty mich everyone besides the blatant faggot in our group, so I seriously doubt she meant of any this beyond teasing. I don't know why, I'm ugly af.

>>90465669
I'm a girl who met my boyfriend through /co/ about 4 years ago. He had a crush on me first, but I ended up being the one to ask him out because we have a lot of tastes in common and I find his personality really fun and endearing.

What might make this a bit atypical: I have a fat fetish, which was a secondary but notable factor in my attraction to him. We also met through a general, where I went by a name and took art requests.

We're still long distance, but we meet up about 3-5 times a year and talk over Skype every day.

>>90469044
>They wouldn't fuck themselves

Speak for yourself, anon, I'd love to make myself suck my dick

>>90463800
>>90465406
>tfw when girll I liked in HS asked me if I was going to Prom
>Said no like a retard and it was already too late to get tickets
>She'd been dropping hints most of year she liked me and 2/3rds of them flew over me or I didn't say anything

I hate myself. Even when a girl straight up said to me she was masturbating/horny, I still fucked myself over and talked about how masturbation for myself wasn't fun any more and was a chore

>In school just before class start
>"Hey Anon"
>"Yeah wha-"
>Kissed out of nowhere by a girl I didn't speak to
>She did it as a dare and whilst I get embarrassed and sperg out during lesson she and her friends can't stop laughing
>Muh first kiss
>Summer camp and some girl and I hit it off
>Last day with a dance at night brfore we all leave in the morning
>We sneak off and fool about
>We get split up by activities and I expect to see her at the dance later
>She's there alright
>Kissing another guy in the middle of the hall
>Leave and everyone thought I just skipped
>Teen at a party with some older guys, some girl gets really interested in my and we make out some
>She was the stripper and they paid her to before she performed
>This has happened twice since
At least I'm not a 'kissless' virgin, r-right?

That's rough, buddies

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>>90468551
where do I go to get friends anon? I have ideas, but am not sure they are correct.

>>90462402
this is cute and accurate

>>90465815
Have you read Lucifer? I feel like you would really like Lucifer.

>>90464433
>tell me less
HA !

>>90469813
Go to your friendly LGS and start joining their board game nights/D&D nights

>>90466709
dude she just wanted a threesome
your the badguy

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>>90464118
>tfw used to do this all the time
Fuck, it was horrible. Even now flirting is a mess.

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>>90468513
>black girls
>lowest desirable demographic among girls
>implying

Everyone is posting stories of regret and shit but that comic reminded me of one of the most hilerious moments of my life.
Basically
>Knew this guy and girl in high school. Not close friends but same general social circle.
>Girl likes boy. Kind of scared of making any really overt moves.
>Boys a nice kid but fat and a momma's boy so she has time.
>Boys mom remarries
>Stepdad introduces him to martial arts.
>Gets really into it. Especially the meat head conditioning part
>Dude starts losing weight. The girls friends go into panic mode and start telling her to act immediately
>Bitch pussies out with fucking shitty hints for two years, two fucking years with them literally having nights in together
>Finally some other girl asks him out and the coward stalks them on social media
Lesson of the story. Even if you're afraid of rejection holy shit being a coward is worse.

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I didn't need these feels, I need a bf damn it!

>>90470458
I'll be your RLM watching bf anon.

>>90470458
Yes Rich, we all know you want that juicy Shaq meat.

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>>90467016
>Passing frat bros who witnessed the whole thing call me a fag, which I deserved

Tfw ugly and don't deserve love

I just get my dash of romance from movies now. Simpler that way

>>90462402
Can confirm, when I was young I remember at least 2 times when a girl was trying to be subtle, and it flew over my head.

>>90462402
This may not be the best place to ask this sort of question, but the anonymity here makes me feel a bit more open.

I am in my early twenties and am a virgin. Let me clarify, I don't just mean I haven't had sex, I've never even been on a date, much less kissed a girl. To be honest it doesn't bother me so much at the moment, but what bothers me is wondering how I'll feel in the future.

Will I still be in this position? Will I live the rest of my life alone? How will I feel about that? I want a wife, I want kids, but will I really care if I don't wind up with either?

These are the thoughts that keep me awake at night, can anyone give advice?

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>>90469419
>you'll never met your girlfriend through /co/

>>90470997
>Will I still be in this position? Will I live the rest of my life alone? How will I feel about that? I want a wife, I want kids, but will I really care if I don't wind up with either?
It's the future, anon. The answer to all of those questions is dependent on your actions.

>>90462402
>Thought a girl I liked also liked me back
>Hung out with her for 3 monhts, had lunch together, got hte bus home from school together, sat next to eachother in classes together
>Figure the only reason we're not dating is becuase I haven't asked her out
>Ask her out, she says she'll get back to me
>Next day after school assembly she finds me, tells me I have the wrong idea, that we'll never date and that I shouldn't have asked her as our year walked by out the door
>Stopped speaking to me, actively avoided me

After that, unless a girl is explicit with me I don't assume anything. I can't take the pain.

>>90463896
And late adulthood

>>90470997
Take it from me, if those questions are already troubling you and keeping you up at night, they'll have a tendency to get worse as you get older. Dating isn't as hard as you think it will be though, there are plenty of opportunities to meet women through dating sites, singles meetups, speed dating, etc

>>90466709
I feel sorry for you but this kinda turn me on.

>>90469419
I still don't understand how people make long distance relationship work. If I had a gf but couldn't hug or kiss her as much I wanted I'd prefer to not have a gf at all.

>>90470997
Kind of in the same position, but to answer your question, it won't happen if you don't do anything about it. It doesn't really bother me too that I don't a gf but then there's a part of me that wants to be loved romantically. The problem is, I don't know if I'm even capable of such an emotional connection. I can be social but then I can't stand people after a while, I just want to be left alone. It's hell.

>>90464501
They exist, no joke, just go to a Tumblr of someone who identifies as a fictional character, claims to be fat positive, and believes they're fighting the patriarchy.

Tumblr is like a weird rule 63 4chan, right down to the sperglords.

30 years old and nobody has had any interest in me. I used to think I was ugly. But nope. I'm just so average that I'm generic and forgettable. There weren't any missed opportunities or signs I didn't read. I followed up on every potential sign I've ever gotten and it turns out they all meant zilch. Very few people are gonna wanna date a guy who's never dated before their 30s. And it feels like most of the few who will aren't actually interested in that guy but more interested in correcting youthful mistakes or just don't want to be lonely. So I'm in a situation where my only chance at a relationship is being used or being a creep and dating extremely young (which I have no chance at even if I did try). I've got a good social life and a good career. But I wish I could have more. Sigh.

>>90472502
Just date young girls. Young girls x old guys is the real true OTP.

>>90462402
Well, it's not wrong. My current gf basically had to scream it in my face for me to realize she actually liked me.

>>90472654
It just feels so creepy man. I'll soon be an age where they can reasonably be my daughter. And I don't want to load my own baggage and insecurity on some poor young lady who's just starting out in life. They all deserve to make their own mistakes that have nothing to do with my bullshit.

>>90472502
>And it feels like most of the few who will aren't actually interested in that guy but more interested in correcting youthful mistakes or just don't want to be lonely.
And why, exactly, are these things a problem? Aren't you trying to correct your youthful mistakes (lack of meaningful sexual relationships)? I think you'll find that most people seek relationships expressly to not be lonely. Anyway - those things can be the motivation behind starting a relationship, but once you are over the whole superficiality you can try to make a more personal connection in the relationship.

>>90472786
I guess I fear they won't like me for me and will try to take advantage of my complete lack of experience. And that the relationship will be unbalanced with them calling the shots because I won't know any better.

>>90472921
I mean, dating is fundamentally just another human relationship - it's not like you're trying to communicate with aliens. Sure there are some additional rules and quirks but avoiding the sort of exploitation you seem anxious about can be avoided without any "special" experience. Unfair demands are unfair demands, in friendship, business and love.

If you want to just get experience, maybe look to date some chill or laid back women, perhaps without any outright pretenses of having a long-term relationship. It might sound exploitative but as long as you are upfront and honest and demand the same of her you'll be on equal footing.

>>90462654
>tfw every girl I've ever asked out in high school and college turned me down
>tfw it has crushed my self esteem so much I can't even imagine anyone wanting to be around me anymore
>tfw my coworkers ask me why I'm not married and have to smile, shrug and give them a non answer because I don't want to have a breakdown in public
Excuse me, I need to go to my escape

There's a girl I like and who I suspect likes me (she says hello very enthusiastically when she sees me and smiles a lot around me) although maybe she's just trying to be nice. Anyway, I'm afraid to ask her out because I don't want to be in a compromise, but I'm afraid to let her go and find myself here 5 years from now whining about what an autist I was. What to do?

>>90472502
Same boat brother. Same boat.

>>90471175
You know she asked her girlfriends and got their opinion on you. They didn't think you were good enough, and that swayed her. Sorry man.

>>90471500
Are you me?
I had several good friends in high school and don't really have a problem being social, but I tended to avoid social situations and I've never persued any romantic interest in the past. I don't have confidence for my future. But some day I really hope I can have a wife and kids, even though divorce rates and alimony horror stories scare me.

I really have no idea how I would even go about looking for someone into the kind of stuff I like but with low enough standards for me.

>>90467344
Probably means you're black.

Deep, deep down on the inside.

>>90469419
post art?

>>9046581

I'd vote for you bro

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>>90473655
It's ok, I just haven't had any kind of relationship with a girl in 7 years. I did know at least one of her friends didn't like me though.

>>90466276
>shoot all the girls down out with obtuseness and sperging
This doesn't happen.
Most of the girls I ever dated asked me out first, meanwhile the only women I have ever turned down was because they were either morbidly obese or smelled horrible.
Literally just practice basic hygiene and any guy will at least fuck you if you ask, meanwhile if a guy asks a woman if she wants to fuck out of the blue he will end up in jail.

>Be me 8 years ago age 21
>Going to college for Video Game Development (LOL)
>Still playing World of Warcraft at the time
>Have a fun guild, nice set of people
>Start running 5 mans with one of our healers
>She's 29, lives about an hour away
>Flirting gets heavy
>Turns into naughty texts
>She invites me over, makes it clear she is going to take my virginity
>Actually have a fun time, fuck twice that night
>Wake up next morning, she had me jack off on her tits
>Go over two more times, fuck twice one of those times the other I am taking care of her when she's sick
>All this time she is telling me how great I am and how we are going to be together for a long time
>After the time she is sick contact slowly starts dropping off
>Confront her on WoW about it
>She says how she's working on herself, trying to get a new job, and that I live to far away
>She breaks up with me on WoW, don't even mean enough for a text or phone call
>Guild breaks up due to unrelated issues
>She goes to one of the splinter guilds
>Turns out she flew out to California to fuck that guild leader
>Realize all this time all she wanted was a fuck buddy

Broke my fucking heart. Sent me into a depression that eventually caused me to drop out of school and my life has been pretty shitty ever since. I blame myself for listening to my dick and fucking a WoW slut instead of focusing on school and finishing so at the least I'd have a degree.

I even after all that I found out a few years later that she comitted suicide via making out with a handgun. I still don't know how I feel about it.

I guess the lesson here is don't fuck MMO sluts and get attached because of whatever lies they tell you.

>>90468609
>why don't lonely people just get together so they're not lonely anymore?
Maybe the ones that are compatible live in different parts of the country/world.
>tfw knowing the girl of your dreams is out of your reach
That would be terrible.

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>>90462654

>>90462402
This is actually good advice. There's nothing more enraging than missing an opportunity with someone because you failed to analyse meticulously the one time she mentioned she likes gum or some shit.

>>90465177
>I'm an autist and I'm proud

>>90475892
Good! Now say it louder

>>90462402
Girls don't ask out guys because they know if a guy doesn't ask them on their own, either he's not interested or is too beta and pathetic to be of any worth anyway.

I don't know how it works among lesbians though

>>90475118
Damn dude.

>>90475522
It hasn't gotten 2 weeks bad, but I've gone days without speaking a word to another human being face to face.

>>90475522
If that guy hasn't spoken to another person all this time, how did he get his drink?

>>90476473
self service checkout

>>90476473

>He doesn't have a 6 month supply of hard liquor stored away

>>90464890
I almost did this to myself over a winter break once, but I barely managed to figure it out when she give me her number. It worked out, but she had to make it pretty obvious for my thick 17 and a half year old head

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>never had interest for nobody
>nobody ever showed any interest for you

>>90475522
>2 weeks
try 17 years

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>>90471072
>mfw I want to meet a freaky girl from /sug/ but they're all either lesbians or guys

>>90475522
>tfw you've gone months at a time without touching another human in any capacity, even a handshake or the like
Physical contact felt weird as shit after that, and I still don't really like being touched

>>90476473
From the drink machine.

>>90475118

Well, at least you had sex.

Met a WoW girl, I flew 1500 miles to cuddle a few times and hang out for a few days, then she flaked the last day and barely talked to me after that.

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>Have giving up the dating/relationship game because you doubt you'll ever find the woman you want and you don't want anyone else
>Don't really care for having children or living alone
>Focus on my self, my studies and I feel pretty happy, specially knowing robot-girls will come soon, in maybe, 10 years more
>The only problem I face is not having much money and living in a shit hole country
Reading through this thread made me realise I made a good choice.

>>90476844
fuck dude, that's hermit status right there.

>>90470997
Don't worry anon, by the time you're thirty such mortal concerns shall not effect you for your meme magic will become more powerful than others could possibly know.

>>90477085
It's not Colombia is it?

>>90477085
>pecially knowing robot-girls will come soon, in maybe, 10 years more
Keep telling yourself that.

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>>90477081
>Met a WoW girl, I flew 1500 miles to cuddle a few times and hang out for a few days

How old were you Anon? That is an extreme distance for that and I'm sure cost a bit.

>>90477132
Peru

>>90477133
Even if they don't come, I still have video games and 4chan to waste my time.
But I'm pretty hopeful for the future.

>>90477081

It wasn't worth it in the end man. If I could go back in time and stop myself I would.

>>90464315
Just read this thread.

>>90476473
He's an incredibly slow drinker

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>>90462402
>girls hate when guys constantly hit on them
>get annoyed when guys get the message and leave them alone

Okay.

>>90475118
>I even after all that I found out a few years later that she comitted suicide via making out with a handgun. I still don't know how I feel about it.

I think you should feel happy. What goes around comes around. There's no reason to be upset about it since it will just affect you negatively, so might as well be as happy as possible. Get a few friends and have a "suicide party" celebrating the anniversary of her suicide. If that feels too edgy and spooky for you then you could spend time with me and we could have our own suicide party instead.

>>90462402
Reading through this thread...are we doomed? Are our AT fields just that strong?

>>90465815
Varys, I presume?

>qt girl in high school borderline molested me
>liked it but everyone thought she was weird so I figured I should too

What a fucking waste
I'd drag my dick across a mile of broken glass to meet a girl that was into me and that forward about it these days

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>>90463800
>One girl who was quite a close friend
>Into the same stupid shit
>Basically the reason I'm into shortstacks now
>Never tried anything because dumb, drifted apart
>She starts going out with other guy, has a kid at ~18, moves out to live with guy, is so shit at looking after kid it gets taken off her and given to her mother, is now actually fat instead of chubby and is a low-level Twitch streamer who probably relies on the guy and donations

Autism saves me once again.
I don't even care that I'm still a virgin if it means I avoid that sort of shit.

>>90478269
The first case applies to "ugly creeps".
The second to "cute jerks".
Notice how the OP pic refers to the guy as "cute", she's not talking about your average robot.

>>90478838
It's never too late to make a change but eventually you just stop caring.

>>90478973
>borderline molested
details please

>>90478555

>Private Suicide Party

Gosh that doesn't sound suspicious at all.

I've been out of the loop for a couple years, have there been any more cloud boner jokes staring sandra ? I find budding teen sexuality adorable and I enjoy seeing it unfold.

>>90462402
I'd get mad, but this is accurate. girls are supposed to hit on boys, expecting us to do it is retarded. we hate it, we suck at it, and we get nothing but negative reactions to it
This comic is such an odd mix of great and irritating. I can't read it, but I always want to.

>>90465779
I have never seen a girl being rejected in my life, but I've heard about it.. sometimes in kentucky
I would have gone out with you. My dad taught me you should always give the fat girl at least one dance
but of course i never went to any dances.

>>90470394
you miss every shot you dont take

>>90479199
she'd grab my ass a lot and even copped a feel of my dick once
unsolicited dirty talk

I thought about it quite a bit while jerking, but I think I was partially afraid that it was all a prank and she'd humiliate me if I tried to accept her advances. That and like I said, she was considered an outcast and I was a naive young faggot too preoccupied with the opinions of people who don't matter.

>>90479454
i disagree. not-taking the shot leaves you exactly halfway between success and failure. in the long run it's the best results you can ensure for yourself when the odds are stacked against you
but if they aren't, you should try all the time.

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>>90468551
>I've got a healthy social life and friends that care so fuck it

In that case, don't worry. You WILL get laid before dying.

>>90479490
the goal is human companionship
if you don't achieve the goal, you've failed

you can fail or you can fail with additional negative consequences, but you're failing either way

>>90479490
>not-taking the shot leaves you exactly halfway between success and failure.
nigga what

>>90479490

that's loser talk
there is no reason to not try if the worst that can happen should you fail is temporary superficial embarassment
and even if you fail, if you're not a little baby about it, it should give you more confidence for the next attempt
being result oriented and only feeling good when luck of the draw validates you is having a terrible outlook on life

>>90465815
it's worse having fucktons of it then losing it all because you took the wrong medication
2 weeks of over the counter shit, 5 years of zero testosterone, thyroid hormone, stomach acid, basically every gland shut down and doctors refuse to do shit. i had such a huge dick, you guys. so huge. never got a chance to use it. cant hold an erection anymore. i had so much fucking hair.. then it fell out. and not even uniformly, but like, keeping all my shoulder hair but losing my pubes and armpit hair. you know how fucked up that looks? my stomach hair just stops halfway down.
don't take acid pump blockers. ever. shrinks up your nuts.

>>90479544
that's a shitty goal. people vary, you only want companionship with a tiny minority of them.. that's like saying the goal is human extinction just because all the murderers need to be executed.

>>90465815

i bet being a sociopath feels good

>>90475522
This is accurate. :(

>>90479607
I think, by definition, being a sociopath feels nothing at all.

>>90479564
>there is no reason to not try if the worst that can happen should you fail is temporary superficial embarassment
agreed, but that's rare. usually the consequences are much worse, so the stakes are a lot higher.
like for example being stuck in a job you hate or relationships with people you can't stand.

>>90479634

they do feel an inordinate amount of self satisfaction
its pretty much the only emotion they feel in any meaningfull capicity

>>90479634
Sociopaths have emotions. They're just incapable of understanding others' emotions.

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>>90479645

>usually the consequences are much worse, so the stakes are a lot higher.

???

>like for example being stuck in a job you hate

why do you think people say not to date coworkers

>or relationships with people you can't stand

you can just chose to end it anytime you know

You look like you're just looking for excuses not to have a more casual approach to dating when its really not that big a deal

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>>90479589
You're being so pedantic and missing the point so hard that I don't even know how to respond. Here's a woman I think is really attractive.

>>90479204
sum kinna

soosai skwa

>>90479091
>Autism saves me once again.
Story of my life.

>>90479745
it is a huge deal. the casual attitude taken towards things that are important is the source of most modern misery

>>90470394
>Especially the meat head conditioning part
What martial art teaches you to be a meathead?

>>90479564
Thing is, it's kinda like betting. You wouldn't go to Las Vegas with only pocket change; you're gonna end up losing even more than what you brought into the game.

If you join the dating scene, it's because you have something to offer and can handle rejection. You have enough self-esteem to wager with. A person with low self-esteem and plenty of self-loathing and insecurities -- that kind that frequent /co/, for instance -- is probably just one "No" away from running away and throwing themselves out a cliff.

Dating takes a lot more mental preparation and emotional endurance than nörmies would know, because it comes natural to them after all.

>>90479589
I'm pretty sure lots of people think like that anyway.

>>90479243
>we
Beta nu-male get out. You only get to speak for yourself. Same with anyone who tries to speak for an entire race.

>>90479839
>lots of people think like that
Exactly. overextreme positivity is just as harmful as psychotic negativity.

>>90479745
Having an excuse is always a big deal. People can fathom the idea of some people not wanting to date.

Like you for example.

>>90479854
i'm not just speaking for men, i'm speaking for the male sex in its entirety. the fundamental nature of being a pollinator instead of a receptacle is that you show off your fertilization qualifications and then you get chosen by the fertilizee. you don't choose them.

>>90470997
>how I'll feel in the future.
You'll be in your late twenties and be a virgin still. Like me.

>Will I still be in this position? Will I live the rest of my life alone? How will I feel about that? I want a wife, I want kids, but will I really care if I don't wind up with either?
Yes. Yes. Probably lots of pent up anger and deadened emotions. Yes.

>>90479864
I was talking about the human extinction part.

>>90479943
yes well those people are silly gooses

>>90479880

I don't care if you don't wanna date, that's on you
I'm just saying your excuses are shit
"I don't want to date right now in my life" is a perfectly valid thing to say, but that's not what you said.

>>90479834

go away /pol/

>>90473193
>dating is fundamentally just another human relationship
>it's not like you're trying to communicate with aliens.
It certainly feels like that to some people. Just look at this thread. Some people apparently just plain have their brains set on alien instead of human.

>>90480016
>I don't care if you don't wanna date
Sure you don't.

>Your excuses are shit
Make shitty questions, get shitty answers.

>>90475522
>two weeks
Damned casuals...

>>90464287
>>90464157

A girl can get laid by a man of equivalent or slightly higher sexual value than herself, but you can have sex and still be lonely, especially if it's just a one-night stand.

Also even the getting laid thing is bullshit since if the girl is ugly, she has a more limited selection of guys. Also, girls are constantly worried that guys they don't know will rape or murder them. Because that's the impression guys like (YOU) give off.

>>90466384
You're going to marry her right anon?

Right?

>>90479243
WE WUZ ASKING THEM OUT AND SHIT

>>90480142
>implying an ugly girl has fewer potential partners than an ugly guy

I don't know whenough it happened, but society has kinda drilled into men that girls all think you're creeps and horrible. You think about talking to them, you remember a billion Internet stories of "ugh, fuck this guy. I was at thr gym and suddenly he talked to me, this is meant to be a safe space" and you don't want to be a bother so you end up saying nothing.

Even when your not particularly bad looking, you don't want to be thr villain, every story you hear makes you the villain If you talk to them suddenly like that. You're an aggressive creep who ruined their day and they'll write a blog on you.

They come on you, you think they're putting you on and it's a joke, because this can't happen.

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You faggots have nothing on the autism I had as a teen.

>Be me

>9th grader

>Start making friends with some upperclassmen who had the same interests as me.

>Bit of a nerdy group, but I don't mind much, at least there are some people who are willing to talk to me.

>Forced to go to some stupid football game, because I had a trip for a club and the school forced us to stop to support the team.

>Really didn't want to fucking go because most of the kids on the team bullied me in middle school.

>See one of the girls from the aforementioned group of upperclassmen.

>I always wondered why she always hanged out with losers like us, considering she wasn't nearly as bad looking as everyone else in my circle of friends.

>Red head with glasses who was wearing a mini skirt.

>We start talking and she asks if I wanted to hang out at the empty baseball field that was behind the football field.

>I decide it's better than being in a group of normies since I was an edgy contrarian faggot.

>The baseball field had tons of equipment still out, including one of those bike exercise machine things. (just like pic related)

>I sit down and lean on the front of it for support. Sure enough, shortly after I sit down on it, she goes on the machine.

>She starts using it and I shit you not spreads her knees as far apart as humanly possible.

>She kept trying to get my attention, like asking me what I thought of her new shirt and kept trying to start conversations.

>I looked once and saw she was exposed so I quickly looked away because I didn't want to be seen as a creep.

>"*Name omitted*, Y-You might want to close your legs..."

>Things went silent before she said. "Oh....sorry...."

>She got off the machine and sat at the side of it.

>I didn't dare move because I was hiding an erection.

>Things suddenly got really awkward and silent.

>I ask her if she likes horror movies.

>She tells me she should probably be getting home and leaves.

>>90480528
Haven't actually seen any of this, but I've definitely seen a lot of guys acting like assholes when they talk to women.
My favorite was in a comic book store when a guy thought a brilliant opening line was, "hey, just because you think you're ugly, you're not. I think you're beautiful."
She walked away and he went on about how women never like nice guys.
Guys - if you think all of the women are only going for the jerks it's probably because you're the problem and you're lashing out like a kid.

Anyway, didn't realize OP's webcomic was still around. It's a meh comic with nice art.

>>90466962
What are you, 40?

>>90480908
Different types of guys dealing with it differently.

Guys that think women all think they're creeps never end up saying anything at all. Usually have terrible social skills as well because they're taught to never offend or try, but you kinda need to offend and fuck up a bit in order to slowly stop being a fuck up. Course the stand out types are going to get the focus. Stand out types get railed against, people hear it thinking that this apparently applies to all men, and retreat even more internally.

Course you don't see it much, those types just keep to themselves entirely since that's what they were taught

>>90481167
That's a good point. Any man who, for whatever reason, doesn't actually try to talk to women (and vice versa) like they're human beings simply won't get any better.

>>90481342
>doesn't actually try to talk to women (and vice versa) like they're human beings
We've been through this multiple times in past threads already.

The "just talk to women like normal people" bit doesn't work because those that need that advice don't know how to act like normal people in the first place.

>>90481522
This bothers me more than it should. Just talk like you would to a new friend. Or ask questions. Man, there are so many things you could do.
See, this is rough because I would never recommend someone to get social advice from 4chan but I'm here on 4chan wanting to give social advice.

Can someone post some more of this god damn webcomic

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>>90481717
>friend

>>90481717
Anon you're missing a very obvious pitfall in your advice

>>90480908
>hey, just because you think you're ugly, you're not. I think you're beautiful.

Okay, I'll take the bait. What the hell is exactly wrong with this? He called her beautiful.

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кiк

>>90482003
You must be seriously autistic. Do you normally just insult people so you can tell them compliments immediately after?

>>90482003
It's a cringey line where he assumes she thinks or has been called ugly? I'm an autistic loser and even I know that's a bad move.

>>90482071
>>90482076
The way the statement is worded seems to imply there was more to this conversation than the anon is letting on though.

>>90480120
Man at that point you're not a casual. At the very least you're an amateur.

>>90481784
>>90481875
>>90481784
>>90481875
Point taken.
Get a social hobby. An easy one if you have a game story nearby is Magic the Gathering, do the casual nights. In my experience as long as you've recently had a shower and you own a deck you'll meet people willing to spend time with you.
See if there's a MeetUp group near you.
Check out social boards for your city. This is the one time I would recommend other discussion board sites since they would have specific meet up posts for local areas.
Look for event listings or networking groups at work.
It's not easy to get out there and meet people but the only way to break yourself out of your room is to try, and try multiple times.
Also if you're in college just walk the fuck outside, there are always clubs in colleges. Take a shower, don't say something you wouldn't want to be told yourself, and know that as long as you're making a genuine effort to try it'll be worth it.

>>90482003
I guess I could've added more to the fact that it was said as the OPENING LINE. There was no mention whatsoever of ugliness, he just walked up to her and plopped out that gem.
If that doesn't explain it, he 1) first called out that she must be called or think she is ugly which is a nasty first impression then 2) said something that is uncomfortable at best from a complete stranger.

>>90482121
Maybe, but there's morons who actually thinks this is a smart opener. Probably because they read some douchebag dating expert that told them how they need to bring her self esteem down.

>>90462654
>tfw subjected to guys jokingly calling me out saying "Ayyy, my friend LIKES youuuuu"
>friends laugh and respond with "Man shut uuuup"
feels bad man

>>90482048
>tfw fucking VELMA of all people wasn't marginalized enough for this cartoonist

>>90481717
The whole "Talk to them like you would a friend" /never/ works. That's just what you end up being seen as, a friend.

>>90480556
I don't see anything overtly autistic here.
Considering the time, high school, she's being pretty overtly forward. Like it's not like you guys kissed or anything, not even held hands or gone out.

tl;dr: She was autistic too. Just girl autistic. The line between overt and forward was very much crossed if that was her trying to get with you.
3:1 chances of being supressed crazy in my opinion

>>90464362
Hey man, that's not true for girls
Sometimes I don't use the Internet

>>90482224
Shit nigga, this happened to me too but with girls. My first kiss was because someone lost a bet. Didn't know at first, but a few moments later when I found out? Fuck that hit me hard.

>Some cute girl once said hello to me in an elevator
>My immediate thought was "Why would a cute girl willing interact with me"
>Instead of "They're a friendly person saying hello", which I realized after

I'm jaded as fuck and doomed to be forever a kissless virgin.

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wasn't this supposed to be a lol thread

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>>90482317

>>90482252
That's only the case if you keep saying it is. It's not /never/, not sure why you'd be insistent about that.
Look. If you want a one night stand, go to a bar.
If you want a partner, treat people like you would a friend and see who clicks. That's the only way you'll find someone who works well with you.
If you're not finding anyone who works with you then you're the consistently bad factor. Maybe you're an asshole, maybe you've got bad hygiene, maybe you're just not yet at a level of confidence that lets people feel at ease around you, who knows, I don't know a damn thing about you. Just try to be more aware of what you're doing and saying.

>>90480249
I know im an hour later but check replies

my gf is cuter and already has short hair

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>>90463800
>Anon, that cute exchange student needs someone to go to the prom with
>N-no thanks, I'm gonna ask my crush out first.
Crush says no
>Well, that's it for me. Hopes dashed. I'll just go with my buddies.
Go to prom
>Anon! Eet iz so good to see you! Come, dance wiz me for zeez song!
Grinds up on muh dick
Run to the restrooms 'till boner dies
Avoid her the rest of the night out of embarassment
Goes back to Europe
Crush turns out to be a lesbian
Life is suffering

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>>90462402
I remember when I was 17 a girl I'd become friends with grabbed me from behind doing the whole "guess who?" routine. I was jaded and greeted her with a face somewhat like this when I turned around. She didn't try any more flirty stuff after that. I didn't really mind her doing it, I was just super tired and not in the mood.

>>90482250
>White Cis Hetero woman
well duh

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>Sees thread about Sandra and Woo
>Can finally revel in people actively talking shit about a webcomic I dislike
>Reads thread
>Pretty much everything hits close to home

F-fuck

>>90465567

Its like something straight out of Hey Arnold.

>>90466815
What are you attempting to accomplish here

>>90465815
Be the hero we need, anon. The one none of us ever could be.

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>>90467344
Depends on what you are and where you live

>>90464118
Let's be realistic.
Nobody here is desirable.

>>90467344
I think I got hit on when by a Sam's Club sample giver when I was 17, but I have noticed only black women show me any attention.

I think I might just ruined for good. I can't stop focusing on my age. And I keep hearing how it's not a big deal to be my age and have never dated but none of my peers even know what it's like. There's just no a ton of functional people who haven't dated until their 30s. I'm this stupid statistical anomaly and it's very frustrating. It sucks to be constantly told "It's no big" from people who don't even fucking know what it's like and won't ever have to worry about it. I don't want to take it out on a potential partner or have it affect any of my current relations with people, but fuck that is a a very deep hurt. And it feels impossible to overcome. "Pretty much everyone you've ever met was more desireable than you. But don't worry. It's not a big deal" is the message that sits in the center of my soul.

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>be me 18 years old kv
>never had a female friend
>all the females in the school made fun of you even the uglies
>my male friends always tell me how i never had a girlfriend
>the only person who ever likes you whas a gay thug
better than nothing

>>90482311
Shit happened to me up until my senior year of high school. I know I'm not a lot to look at but come on. It made me feel very anxious and a bit sick, though at this point in time I was a pretty quiet person who took insults without acting, as opposed to elementary school when I was getting into fights on the bus.

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>Amazing girl who I grew up with
>Her dad and my dad had been friends since the 60s
>Grew up always calling him Uncle because that's what my parents always called him when they were talking about him to me
>Assumed she was my cousin
>One year, about 13, we go on vacation together
>She asks me if I like some other girl
>I say yes
>Later, my mom tells me childhood friend liked me
>Already fucking blew it
>Years pass, drift apart
>Now she's dating my sister's ex boyfriend

I know it sounds like a stupid anime but it's the truth. She's still fucking incredible. Bout ready to just kill myself reliving it. Still incredibly fucking upset that nobody clued me in on any of that shit until after I'd already fucked up.